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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, And thank you you have just tuned

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Speaker 1: in to Real Laughs on Real Radio one or four

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Speaker 1: point one. I am your host tonight, mister James John

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Speaker 1: and I'm in virtual studio. And I consider this to

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Speaker 1: be an honor and a privilege to be with the

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Speaker 1: godfather of Orlando comedy. But today his alias is U

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Speaker 1: n c Be Duke dog Dog.

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Speaker 2: Come on you let me yeah, let me tell y'all.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you a little stuffy about a man

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Speaker 2: named Jed. Right, So me and y'all know, we record

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Speaker 2: pre recording the show. So it's Saturday morning, me and

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Speaker 2: James recording. I ain't feeling a little too good. I'm

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Speaker 2: a little hung over. You how to mix sick and alcohol.

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Speaker 2: I had something really good happened to me that morning.

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Speaker 3: So I go out.

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Speaker 2: I got my all my Carolina gear own. I got

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Speaker 2: a show that night. I wear my Carolina jacket on stage.

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Speaker 2: I got stage Carolina down by four teen points.

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Speaker 3: Come on, it ain't looking good. It ain't looking good.

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Speaker 3: It ain't looking good, bro.

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Speaker 2: It looked like it looked like the last girl you

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Speaker 2: pick at three am, Like, look this is all I got.

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Speaker 3: They wasn't looking good. It wasn't good. Come on, it

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Speaker 3: wasn't good. But dog man, we done do to mess around.

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Speaker 2: Did the meet and greet because I got this thing

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Speaker 2: with basketball where I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, if I don't watch, we work, they win.

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Speaker 2: I come, I come around the corner. Carolina hit two

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Speaker 2: three pointers, tied the game. The main guy, Boozer, whose

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Speaker 2: dad played in the NBA, also played the dude comes down,

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Speaker 2: missus the lay up. We got the ball ten seconds left.

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Speaker 2: James a buzzer beater, a three pointer. Oh Carolina, I

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Speaker 2: was in the If y'all ever been to the Funny Ball,

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Speaker 2: I was in the bar sccreaming and it's a line

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Speaker 2: of people getting ready to get to the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm running around, I'm screaming. I'm like, oh Carolina, be dude,

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Speaker 2: what made it feel so good?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Twelve fourteen years ago, I'm at the Richmond Funny Bone.

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Speaker 2: I'm at a bar with two dudes and what to do?

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Speaker 2: They were doctors the shows over. I met the bar

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Speaker 2: having a drink with them. I said, we drink. We

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Speaker 2: have a good time. Tab up to like one one ninety.

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Speaker 2: Yeah this Buffalo Wild Wings so one ninety you know, yeah, you.

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Speaker 3: Know they ain't like you know what I mean, like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you've really been drinking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you had, and and and Austin Rivers punk ass

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Speaker 2: when I see you, I'm a beach ass. Doc rivers

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Speaker 2: Son hit a buzzer beater three pointer in Carolina, killed you.

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Speaker 2: I laid my I get a lady, my damnit car

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Speaker 2: I said, now we'll going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: I'll be back. I come back. The doctor's left and

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Speaker 3: they took care of the tab.

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Speaker 2: Ah. Yeah, the wind, that's still the wind. And so

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Speaker 2: it came for a circle. So I end up everybody

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Speaker 2: that was sitting at the bar.

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Speaker 3: I bought drinks for everybody at the bar.

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Speaker 1: First off, let me take congratulations because I understand this,

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Speaker 1: because you've explained this to me. Coming from where you

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Speaker 1: come from. This is a huge rivalry. Oh, like one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest. It has to be the biggest in college.

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Speaker 1: It's the biggest in college. And what's crazy is explaining.

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Speaker 2: To people they don't get it. I had to explain

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Speaker 2: to the headliner. Right, So the headliner's from Houston. We

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Speaker 2: played college football at Arkansas University of Arkansas.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to the Razor Backs.

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Speaker 2: And then but he groomed his chops in Miami with radio.

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Speaker 2: So he was like, so you went to Carolina.

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Speaker 3: I was like nah, he said, so, like you have

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Speaker 3: been to the game.

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Speaker 2: I was like nah, he said, I don't what I said,

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Speaker 2: I don't. It's just we're boring like it.

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Speaker 3: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Hey, first off, because you told me getting tickets to

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Speaker 1: go see Duke and U n C play, it's like

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Speaker 1: getting tickets for.

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Speaker 3: The Super Bowl. Oh like it's super Bowl tickets.

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Speaker 1: Yo.

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Speaker 3: The year coach k retired, President Obama was at the game. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: They were like, look, say, two seats for the president

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Speaker 2: President Obama. You know how big your rivalry is when

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Speaker 2: the president of the you uniteds fi States comes bro.

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Speaker 1: The only reason he got in, he said, if y'all

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Speaker 1: don't give me a ticket, I send the drone through him.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, James Son up there like that ready, Devin

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Speaker 2: Damn Like I got some fun you that's around.

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Speaker 3: Find out ain't.

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Speaker 2: No president going so his no ribberies, his other rivalries

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Speaker 2: Michigan State, Ohio, Michigan Ohio State, Ain't no president going there.

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Speaker 2: Back in the eighties when they were really good Cowboys

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Speaker 2: and Redskins. No, no you know Yankees, Red Sox. You

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: It ain't the the President ain't going there, yo. Republicans Mexicans.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is not this more bigger rivalry. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Republican Mexicans might be number two.

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Speaker 1: A close second. Co second, I'm clipping that up. That's second.

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Speaker 3: But no shout out. Man. It was a good weekend

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Speaker 3: for me. Man. Then we watched that corny ass Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Bro, thank you for bringing the super Bowl up. I

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Speaker 1: watched a little bit. You know what I'm doing, super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a sports guy. What I do I do

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Speaker 1: cook food, Bro. I made my famous wings, I made nachos,

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Speaker 1: and we drank. Come on, man, we had a good time.

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Speaker 1: And I will say this, I know I said, Okay,

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Speaker 1: elephant in the room. I've seen a lot of your posts.

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Speaker 1: I've heard you guys complaining that was a fire halftime show.

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Speaker 3: It that was a fire halftime show. That and his story.

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Speaker 1: I was mopping floors ten years ago and now I'm

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Speaker 1: the biggest, not one of I'm the.

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Speaker 3: Biggest recording artist in the world. Yo.

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Speaker 2: And my wife was like, he made that thing. Poor

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Speaker 2: Tyrekan yes he did. I'm talking about the fake Jerry

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Speaker 2: and the icy thing on this court, like he made that.

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Speaker 3: Trican did not look like BVL like.

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Speaker 1: Funny we Orlando so be like yeah that's normal, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, nor Bro Like somebody got really got married. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like he really married somebody? Dog, Like what if we

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Speaker 2: and the beautiful bride was holding the baby?

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Speaker 3: It was bro, it was beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Bro, this was crazy about me. Look at the dog. Look, Jane,

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Speaker 2: you love you love women?

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Speaker 3: Right? I do? Bro? I love women?

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Speaker 2: Yeah platonically platonically yo, like playing Pluto plutonically Yeah yeah Yeah.

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is this white Republican men. Yeah, y'all

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Speaker 2: ain't see all that booty.

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Speaker 3: That just gonna add Like all that booty wasn't there. Bro,

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Speaker 3: I saw Ice agents like nah, let them stand man,

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Speaker 3: they're good. Hey man, Hey, James, don't clip this one.

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Speaker 3: Let's gonna get us in trouble. Trouble.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, I'm looking at it, going, I am

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Speaker 1: so used to this.

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Speaker 3: Coming from where we come from. This ain't crazy. It's

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Speaker 3: wonderful music. He brought Lady Gaga out. You're gonna be

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Speaker 3: mad at Lady got nothing disrespectful.

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Speaker 2: Nothing disrespectful if you were if you were upset about

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Speaker 2: the freaky dance, and that's just that's mangoes.

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Speaker 3: And that's that's cute. Believe ray By, that's go to

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Speaker 3: the club. Hey, I dont believe.

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Speaker 1: You're on a Sunday or the Sunday right after church.

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Speaker 3: Passing there y'all?

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Speaker 1: Man, Man, Bro, that was the one I was proud

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Speaker 1: to see how proud they were. Man, Good for them, Bro,

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Speaker 1: and real talk. My best friends. Three of my best

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Speaker 1: friends are Puerto Rican, Bro, Bro.

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Speaker 3: Our dog Miguel Puerto Rican. Bro. Man.

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Speaker 2: If you want to think of anybody that is as

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Speaker 2: close to African American as anything, it is Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 3: Yes, if you.

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Speaker 2: Want to think of anybody is close, Man, my boy Angel.

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Speaker 3: And angels so damn black. Hey, and you'll make Nike

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Speaker 3: sneakers he puts graffitio sneakers. Bro, Bro, what this son

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Speaker 3: named g Q? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You don't getting no blacker than that, Bro, Bro, I

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Speaker 2: dam my son, Kenneth.

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Speaker 1: Bro Bro, your friend, your best friend is just close

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Speaker 1: to being at the terror squad.

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Speaker 3: That's what got man, James.

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Speaker 2: I've gotten to the point, man, I just realized Now,

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Speaker 2: a lot of it is just rage bait. A lot

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Speaker 2: of this is just yeah people to argue. Somebody showed

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Speaker 2: the video man Trump was watching the whole Super Bowl?

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Speaker 3: Did you think he wasn't gonna watch Super Bowl and.

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Speaker 2: The halftime show watching the kid rock? They was they

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Speaker 2: Trump had a super Bowl party, y'all. Bro, Bro, can

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Speaker 2: I just say this craziness? Your wife is an immigrant?

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Speaker 2: His wife's an immigrant? What are we talking about?

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Speaker 3: Man? Gotta ask.

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Speaker 2: His wife is the villain from Bullwinkle? What y'all talking about?

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Speaker 3: Bro? Stop man stop, bro y'all gotta stop, swirl loose

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Speaker 3: and squirrel bro.

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Speaker 2: Y'all gotta stop stop y'all y'all, it's.

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Speaker 3: Not for real.

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Speaker 2: We comedians were joking and everything, but on all seriousness,

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Speaker 2: the race gotta stop, man, I swear my timeline is

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Speaker 2: just like hate this, hate that, hate that. And the

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Speaker 2: crazy thing is majority of the world don't even feel

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Speaker 2: that way. No that social media so they were pumping

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Speaker 2: out that picture of bad Bunny and the dress burning

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Speaker 2: the flag and it wasn't even real.

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Speaker 3: And right wingers are posting it. He burned the flag

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Speaker 3: in the dress like you can literally put that on

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Speaker 3: the internet. And it'll tell you it's not fake. Yes,

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Speaker 3: they don't care. Let me tell you some white people.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, white people who are trying to take immigrants,

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Speaker 1: and and you say, go back to your country. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. What you can't do when it

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Speaker 1: comes to immigrants. You can't deport them fast enough. With

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Speaker 1: the way they make babies. Every person that you deport

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Speaker 1: through ice is tending Mexican babies born everyone. You can't

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Speaker 1: do it. I do.

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Speaker 3: I say this, Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: If you really do feel that way, get go meet

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Speaker 2: Mexican or somebody from Haitian or whatever, and get to

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Speaker 2: know some.

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Speaker 1: Of the hardest working people I've ever met in my life.

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Speaker 2: It's some bad apples an area where it's it's a

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Speaker 2: bad it's it's some real terrible citizens. Most of the

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Speaker 2: people in jail right now are United States citizens, bro.

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Speaker 3: Correct. I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: Every every I came from the service industry in Florida

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Speaker 1: that a lot of us work service industry. The hardest

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Speaker 1: workers I ever had when I managed were people that

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Speaker 1: were immigrants. The hardest they they have here here, want

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Speaker 1: to be here.

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Speaker 3: Man. They work and they butt off.

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Speaker 2: Man, But you know, I think like when it comes

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Speaker 2: to people like side because I'm a Democrat and I've

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Speaker 2: also voted Republican. Shout out to the greatest president of

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Speaker 2: all times, George George W.

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Speaker 3: Bush Junior. I'm not mad. But you look back on him,

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Speaker 3: You're like, damn, that wasn't that bad? Yeah? That real?

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Speaker 2: But I feel like too, because you're if you were

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Speaker 2: left or right wing, you're talked to a certain belief

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Speaker 3: I know this our year. No they're not. They're not.

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Speaker 2: You know, they're not know they Like I think we've

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Speaker 3: So they can be miserable like us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here happy, going to brunch on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Yo, man, come on, man, come on, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: If you do. I got fun jobs, bro.

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Speaker 1: Hey, if y'all don't understand, ken ay he halfway joking.

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Speaker 3: We're doing to make this thing work because we love

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you guys ever watch everybody hates Chris. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: your mama Rochelle has quit so many jobs because her

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Speaker 2: My wife, My wife do that all the time, James.

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Speaker 3: My husband got fue job.

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Speaker 2: Hey, James, we planning a vacation right like, so okay,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna cash the train down there. Just just go

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Speaker 3: by the way. I said, what I need to make correct.

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Speaker 2: That's all I said, ja, I said, tell me what

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Speaker 1: When we are black men from the South, we are

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Speaker 2: Your ass to work work. So I ain't mad they

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Speaker 2: I'm moderate day, I'm in the middle. Hey, I loan

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Speaker 1: Thank y'all for still listening to Real Last on Real

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Speaker 1: Radio one or four point one. I'm your host, mister

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Speaker 1: James John. We are your night cap of comedy. This

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Speaker 1: U n C Beat Duke. That's right, mister Crown rule himself. Y'all,

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Speaker 3: Now. We've been there so long.

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Speaker 3: The ar on and it now freezing later tonight. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So I went outside. I'm just say stuff, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: I went outside the day, went outside, and winter smacked

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Speaker 3: Brother. But just the crazy thing that's been happening though.

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Speaker 3: we on Pluto? Like? What why we changing weather like that?

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Speaker 3: Why me in the weather Pluton? Yo? What y'all do

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Speaker 3: to our son this stuff? Like, hey man, I'm tired,

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Speaker 3: I'm tired. Yeahs on you yo, bro, Like I'm tired, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, all right man, and like I enjoyed,

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Speaker 1: I call the big man weather. I can put on

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Speaker 2: I'm with it's crazy too, cause like this usually by

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Speaker 2: this time I to put all my because this closet

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Speaker 2: is the sweater hoodie closet.

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Speaker 3: right now, man, in rotation, man, especially now with my

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Speaker 1: I remember you said, y'all got a dress code now,

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Speaker 1: so y'all, y'all ain't supposed to wear man like hoodie

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Speaker 2: No, the people headquarters came with that, Okay. We in

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Speaker 2: that's right, And come and come down here, and hey,

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Speaker 3: They don't clip this. I'm down here, CEO, and try

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Speaker 3: corner zip. Come come, come, come down here and see

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Speaker 3: what happened to your playboy. Get hit with the hot dog.

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Speaker 3: I war these quarter zips to work every day. Every day.

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Speaker 2: At least I'm getting used to shine. But I got

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Speaker 2: well now I got to dress up, might have well, well,

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Speaker 2: so every day now they look nice. I'm not gonna lie, bro,

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Speaker 2: it looks. But now I wore I wore a football shirt.

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Speaker 2: I war a football shirt to say, I hope both

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Speaker 3: Go Panthers. Damn. That's that's man.

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Speaker 2: And the only reason I would because I got drunk

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Speaker 3: You said, I'm out what I'm wearing. Hey, you listen

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Speaker 3: to this. We all had that night. Well you had

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Speaker 1: Damn, Bro, I had two jobs back to day. I

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Speaker 3: James is like my pleasure. Wait draw job, bro North start.

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Speaker 3: What is it going on? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: I don't care if you anybody young listening, Let me

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Speaker 2: straight to work with them club closer some of us

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Speaker 3: It had to work Saturday. My man drove to the

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Speaker 2: Trafalgar Court and Maitland backed his car up, lead it

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Speaker 3: That's fighting man, Come on up, bro.

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Speaker 1: First off, whoever worked at Antigua and decided we was

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Speaker 1: gonna do three for one drink you need your ass

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Speaker 1: beach this the clip bro, you were and you Antigua

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Speaker 2: I think I moved here four so o five to

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Speaker 2: eight oh nine. Is that you go to Antiga for happy?

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Speaker 2: It was three for one, three four everything you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Three Heinekens, three crown on the rock. This is my

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Speaker 2: heindaken days fron the club, My dumb ass.

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Speaker 3: Were three beers just like this, the whole the three.

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Speaker 2: Instead instead of getting three beers and getting my homeboys

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Speaker 2: eat a beer, no, we all had all got three.

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Speaker 3: That's so funny, just looking ridiculous. Time the club club started.

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Speaker 3: You done? Yeah you wasted, bro? Yes you are you wasted? Bro.

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Speaker 1: It took you buying three actual drinks to get at nine.

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Speaker 3: You done? You done? Bro? That okay?

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Speaker 2: Orlando was a wild time man street. Let me tell

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Speaker 2: you some church street man. You had Antigua chillers chiller.

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Speaker 2: Then we would pop over the Club Paris, which was

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Speaker 2: around around the corner the taboo, and then my homeboys

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Speaker 2: shout out to Bernard and Redminton Steel.

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Speaker 3: They would throw parties. Real talk.

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Speaker 2: If I ever seen Bernard the Gains seen him in

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Speaker 2: a while, I wanted I wanted a Bernard documentary and

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Speaker 2: this was the documentary. To understand you, I met my

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Speaker 2: wife at a Bernard party. I want to know how

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Speaker 2: many and there could be all club promoters. How many

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Speaker 2: club promoters out there, there's somebody that coming to your parties.

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Speaker 3: And now they married a lot, brother, a lot. I'm

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Speaker 2: I met my wife at a Bernard party, So I'm

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Speaker 2: curious to all you people promote parties and throw parties.

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Speaker 2: How many people have met at your parties and now

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Speaker 2: they're together and married and love each other.

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Speaker 3: Oh, the party brought us together. Look at us now

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Speaker 3: we in love? Yes we are?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, them three for one used to be different. Me,

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Speaker 2: my boy Angel shout out to my boy Will and Chris.

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Speaker 2: We used to call ourselves whack.

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Speaker 3: Bro. Whack yeah, Will, Angel, Chris and kidd whack pack Bro.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a whack night tonight. Man.

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Speaker 2: We would go down there, and you know, this was

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Speaker 2: doing my separation, so I was going through my divorce.

436
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 2: I just started doing comedy, so I was and you

437
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: know that's the time I had joint because of the kids.

438
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 2: So when I didn't have my kids that Friday that weekend,

439
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was happy hour.

440
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 3: Man. We go down to Happy Hour headbeat and I.

441
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 1: Will say this, back in the day doing comedy in

442
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Speaker 1: downtown Orlando, was good.

443
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Speaker 3: We had Bro.

444
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Speaker 1: We had some good clubs down there. We had around

445
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: Crown Plaza was amazing, you got a crowd.

446
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 2: Poza was my, oh my god comedy club. If you

447
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 2: if you're going downtown Landa and you get off at Colonia,

448
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,719
Speaker 2: you see the Ground Plaza. You have a Bonker's comedy

449
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 2: company there. They gave us a hotel room. And it

450
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 2: was and we always say this, I ain't never done

451
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: comedy in New York City, but we said it was

452
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 2: a New York style club. Like still it was low

453
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 2: in the basement. It was packed so bad.

454
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Speaker 3: When I recorded a.

455
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: DVD there called Taking the Crown, Yes, and I had

456
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 2: to walk across the tables to get on stage.

457
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 3: It was wow. I remember that can old pack. Bro.

458
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: It was so good. It was. It was so good man.

459
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Speaker 3: It was shout out to Bonkers for that room. And

460
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Speaker 3: then we would leave there.

461
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Speaker 2: We would go to go party on Church Now this

462
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 2: before I didn't do Wall Street until I started hosting

463
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Speaker 2: the other bar, The Bar, Yeah, but we would go

464
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Speaker 2: to Church Street was deep spot.

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Speaker 3: Bro. When I first moved here, Church Street was the spot.

466
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Speaker 1: All the celebrities were on Church Street. People don't know

467
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Speaker 1: Orlando when we first got the magic, we were popping

468
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Speaker 1: with the clubs man popping.

469
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Speaker 3: It was wild.

470
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Speaker 2: And the reason it's not like that anymore one because

471
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Speaker 2: you y is got to shoot up everything. You're not

472
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 2: lying about that, Yeah, And so they city and not't

473
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: even mad to get rid of all that. Yeah, like, look,

474
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Speaker 2: you can't add no liquor at the midnight. Nope, we

475
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: got metal detectives, we got caught. I don't even remember

476
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 2: it being a bunch of cops downtown when.

477
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Speaker 1: Not like that, not like, I don't you remember that, bro,

478
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: They were there to make sure nobody did nothing stupid.

479
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Speaker 3: But they let you party, They let you do your thing.

480
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Speaker 1: But now, like you said, because y'all all want to

481
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 1: be gangsters now and y'all shooting and everybody now, the

482
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: city is actively trying to shut down all the night

483
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Speaker 1: life in downtown.

484
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Speaker 3: It ain't never gonna be the same, y'all. And he's

485
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: not gonna be the same. It's not gonna be the same.

486
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Speaker 2: Young people, we had something. Let me get right real quick,

487
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Speaker 2: go ahead, excuse me, let me. It's it's hot up here,

488
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 2: y'all got the heat on because it's cold. My wife

489
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: before I met my wife, so please don't be mad

490
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 2: at me, baby girl. Uh, we had something we call

491
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Speaker 2: parking lot pimping.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so.

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Speaker 2: After the club, to understand this, downtown Orlando, you could

494
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Speaker 2: park under I four back of the day you could.

495
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: So after the club Antigua, you come out, they would

496
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Speaker 2: shut the streets down.

497
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Speaker 3: You out there? You trying to Hey, Hey, what's going on?

498
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: What hollow? What's up? How you doing? You know what's

499
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 3: going on?

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Speaker 2: Who you with?

501
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 3: Y'all going to get something to eat?

502
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 1: Now?

503
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 3: We have the wak for house. We about to have

504
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 3: the Eye house. What's up y'all? Hug? You know what

505
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 3: I'm saying? What's up? Hey girl? Yeah? Yeah, I'm a comedian.

506
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. What's going out? We have

507
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,719
Speaker 3: park a lot pimping. I forgot about the improvs right

508
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: there is right next to the club.

509
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Speaker 2: Bro, let me tell you, man, don't do it. I

510
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 2: don't even know park a lot pimp anymore? Like we

511
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: like we had, Bro, you had to go find your home.

512
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 2: But dog, you got a pencil. You're pinned, doll. Ain't

513
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 2: god need a pin? You be in the club, you

514
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: meet somebody a e excuse me? Hey, bar your hey,

515
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: Let me get a napkin and a pin real quick.

516
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: Let me get a pin real quick.

517
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: You. Hey, hey, let me write that he dog.

518
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Come on, ye people, y'all don't understand

519
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 2: young people. Hey, jay, this other thing young people, y'all

520
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 2: ain't do. Y'all ain't never walk up behind the girl

521
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 2: dancing on dance one dance soda and be like God,

522
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 2: please let her turn around and keep dancing.

523
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: And hey, that was the testy girl turned around, saw

524
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Speaker 1: you and kept dancing.

525
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 3: You was in there, boy, You.

526
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 2: Was sitting there, Raise up, taking shirt off, Come on

527
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: like a head around like a helicopter.

528
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Speaker 3: Yo, y'all ain't young people, y'all.

529
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 2: If I had a time machine, I take y'all asses

530
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 2: to nineteen ninety five y'all missing not ninety five, y'all

531
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: missing out that ninety five through ninety eight hip hop,

532
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Speaker 2: arrow and club to the nine.

533
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Speaker 3: Nine and you done? Who do you love? Well? Let

534
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: me tell you something. But they don't believe us. Though

535
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 3: they don't believe us about the golden era of music. Man,

536
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: we really did grow up in the golden era. Man.

537
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 2: You you walk into a club and you see a

538
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: chick and she with her girls because they always with

539
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: the girls. And you walk up behind him and start dancing,

540
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: and she turned around and she smiled and she start.

541
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 3: Hey hopping, boy, I told you, and you get them

542
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: to come over, yep, because.

543
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: No boys, she with her home, meet her girls. Yeah

544
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: you got, you got your friends, get my friends. We

545
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 2: could be friends friends.

546
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. That what the songs say.

547
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: And before he lost his mind and became a creek,

548
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: then he had some great advice.

549
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 3: Tell your friends, you get with my my friends and

550
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 3: we could be free friends. How does that sound?

551
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: Keep bagging, keep banging, keep bagging, bro, young people, man,

552
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: y'all missed.

553
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 3: Y'all missed a party.

554
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: Y'all missed up the good time because now they go

555
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: to the club. Nobody dance. Ain't nobody everybody staying around.

556
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: Everybody everybody like this on snapchat. Yeah, like, let me

557
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: get your snapchat. Let me get you your grande. We danced,

558
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: we had, we partied, we drank.

559
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 2: It was we left that thing sweaty Yes, we did.

560
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: You was stinking when you left you. That's why we

561
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: had to go eat. We not burnt all them damn calories.

562
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: And you know once that's funny. Once you got to

563
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: the place, y'all was eating. That's the after party. Everybody

564
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: was there.

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00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: That's the after party, bro Yo, real talk, James. James said,

566
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: you real t You go to waffle house, I hop

567
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: dinner and and and everybody was in there from the

568
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: club and we having a good time fighting, We ain't shoot,

569
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 2: and we.

570
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 3: Got music playing in the jukebox, got music. They had

571
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 3: a duke. Yeah. Man, I'm trying to tell y'all. Man.

572
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, young people. I don't know if anybody young

573
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: listen to the show. Me and James damn near fifty.

574
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: Here we are.

575
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: The nineties was a different time, bro. Now now I

576
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: know there was some bad stuff going on. Yeah, you're

577
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: gonna talk about that goodness. It was some good clubbing.

578
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: It was some good time, like like my mamas went

579
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: to the club in the night. Yeah, my mama went clubbing.

580
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: They had grown folks had grown up.

581
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah man, JJ Whispers was to be the grown folks club,

582
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: JJ Whispers. Man, you may I forgot about that, bro.

583
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: And you went to JJ Whispers if you didn't want

584
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: to deal with the knuckleheads downtown getting a little crazy, correct, man.

585
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't even downtown. It wasn't had to go all

586
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: the way out to Road Lee Road to get damn man.

587
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: All right, man, we got to take a short break,

588
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: but y'all don't go nowhere. We'll be right bafter some

589
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: more hilarity for you. Real last Real Radio.

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Speaker 3: One of four point one. Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you're still listening to Realize on Real Radio

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Speaker 1: one on four point one. Want to remind you guys

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Speaker 1: that we all your night cap of comedy and we

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00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: need you all to support us. And how you support

595
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: us is actually going to our social media and I

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Speaker 1: need you guys to like comments, subscribe, YouTube, our Instagram, Facebook,

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Speaker 1: all of that good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Man, help us out keep this thing going for another

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Speaker 3: nine years.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jane and Jame's only fans, show me their feet,

601
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 2: show me them feet, so see them feet.

602
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: Hey bro, we're introducing all new new cons of different substances.

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Speaker 1: I'll be putting my feet in peanut butter was twenty

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Speaker 1: five this year.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna add to jelly.

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Speaker 1: So y'all go ahead, like, boy, did you put your

607
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Speaker 1: foot in an uncrustable Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What are you needed it?

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00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: That thing like dope making biscuits out of the bro. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if I put my foot in jelly, it's gonna turn

611
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: the jams.

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Speaker 3: And I'll go ahead and go out there. Oh me, wow,

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Speaker 3: tonight we are.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I just realized I'm king the other day. I

615
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: know said I say to my kids, I'm a grown

616
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: ass man. Certain things I can't do no more because

617
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: I got a little older. But every once in a while,

618
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: I'll go backwards. I revert to thinking that I must

619
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: be a child every so often because I still order

620
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: stuff that kids eat, and I be so happy when

621
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm gonna better not say what I

622
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: think it is. What you're gonna say if you just

623
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: say some tenders or nuggets?

624
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Casey, get ready to bleed you mother.

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00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 3: Bro. I just had this conversation with Kermit at the

626
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: bar b order some chicken tennis. I said, Jesus order tenders?

627
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 3: How old are you? Joe? I'm that dude. I love.

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00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: Wait, where where are you getting it from? Because I

629
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 2: give you a pass if it's Chick fil A tenders? Yeah, okay,

630
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 2: Chili's getting tenders?

631
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: Did yeah? You something's going wrong. You know Chili's tenders

632
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 3: because they like the Chipotle barbecue.

633
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: But she likes them, but they don't. But they don't

634
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: call them tender. They call them crispers.

635
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 3: Crispers. That is correct.

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00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: Here's how I know I'm still a child because I

637
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: don't let me get don't let.

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00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 3: Me see a restaurant and they actually serve tater tots.

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Speaker 3: Bro Okay, I do tato to hey. In fact, they

640
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: got load to I love tater too.

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00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm a kid I love And I realized this tato

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00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 2: tots is just like that. You know that you go

643
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: to McDonald's McDonald's and the fries, them fries are little

644
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: hard ones.

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00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 3: They just ground up. Did you grind them up? They

646
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 3: had a little onion to them.

647
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: Bro, Hey, I said to McDonald hash Brown, since the

648
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: fries that fell on the floor and they just grind

649
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: them up, makee Brown.

650
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 3: Don't get me started on them, hash Brown. Hash Brown.

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Speaker 2: Man cursed James. I set my alarm early for tomorrow.

652
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: This is gonna McDonald's hands Browns away and we're talking

653
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: about it. I wish you though, Okay, So I do

654
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: Chick fil A tenders? Yes, I love tater tips.

655
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 3: I do too.

656
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: That might be that might be another thing that I

657
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 2: know kids to eat. I tell you another kid thing

658
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: I eat though, kids, I eat a cheese pizza.

659
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, kids love with cheese pizza. Bro.

660
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what my fat ass used to do

661
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: as a father when my.

662
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 3: Kids are little. I would order it all day food.

663
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 3: We go to somewhere and I'm like, I hope somebody

664
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: don't finish their food.

665
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey dog, Hey, I didn't know this as

666
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: a parent. Kill who may sprite the kid drink? You right,

667
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: the sprite the kid drink? My kids want to do

668
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: a fruit punch. Nope, my kids won't do lemonade. My

669
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: kids will only drink sprite.

670
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 3: Bro. Hey dog, that's gonna say we were kids. It

671
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: wasn't spright. It was orange drink. Orange drink, orange drink.

672
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what that orangry for McDonald's, Bro, nobody knows

673
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: what it is.

674
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 3: It's just orange drink. Let me tell you how good

675
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: orange drink was, Bro. They took it off the menu,

676
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 3: they did, and these mickey fikets was boycott Bro. We

677
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 3: lost our mind.

678
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: They take orange drank off the menu and love and

679
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you in your thirties. Let me get

680
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 2: a fish file, a lost and a large oil drink.

681
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 3: Will do orange drink no more? Bitch, what you mean

682
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 3: you don't do orange drink no more? Why? Why are

683
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: people want all the fish fil drink? Shout out to

684
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 3: my wife.

685
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 2: I had never had a fish file before till I

686
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: met the delicious They so good.

687
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 3: You got You know, you a fat ass when you

688
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: get a fish relate with cheese and part of sauce

689
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 3: that isn't even supposed to go together. Bro, whoever working

690
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 3: to me you at MacDonald's.

691
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: MacDonald's, it is a fish filet, cheese and Tornais sauce.

692
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 3: You don't go together, none of that together. They don't

693
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 3: go together at all.

694
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: That's so funny, bro would be we would definitely be

695
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: there after church.

696
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 3: Getting the fish in. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna do anothering

697
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 3: one at you. Okay. I love Wendy's Chicken nuggets. God dang,

698
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 3: I love Yes. I think we just got the best

699
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: chicken nuggets they do. I do, and I don't count.

700
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 3: I don't count Chicken fil a because they're not nuggets.

701
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 3: They're like bites and it's real chicken. You can't have real.

702
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wendy's got the best chicken nuggets and do foods.

703
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 3: Wendy's hits late at night.

704
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: Bro, when you got a little drinking, you you tipsy

705
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: and you want something fast and greasy to eat. Wendy's

706
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: hits different camp. That baconator, I know. I at least

707
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: three heart attacks, like many ones I know.

708
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 3: Bacon Me. Let me tell your story about your your

709
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 3: your your baby brother kid.

710
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: Bro.

711
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: I had just moved. I just got divorced, right and

712
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 3: I moved to Maitland.

713
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 2: Maitland got that Chick fil A in that Windy's and

714
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: I lived right behind it. I ate a baconator every

715
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: night for dinner. For fourteen days. I would get off

716
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 2: work and just drive and the baconator was ninety nine cents.

717
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: I would get a baconator. It was like the junior

718
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: cheeseburger baconator got. My coworker said, they call the bacon Yeah, coworkers, boy.

719
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 3: You're gonna die that baconator slapped damn. And I would

720
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: give it.

721
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 2: No mayo, that's the that's only I can't do mayo

722
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: on the burger. I don't so because they put mayo.

723
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 2: Wendy's the only place put mayo on the burgers and

724
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: burger king Yeah excuse me, but.

725
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you another childish when I

726
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 3: eat okay, my Cirella sticks. You know I make Montrella sticks.

727
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 3: I love bro. Bro, I'm not lying. Every Thanksgiving, my

728
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 3: entire family.

729
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: Including Michelle's side in my side, demand I make Montarella sticks.

730
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: Can I gotta make a hundred Montarella sticks? I don't think, given,

731
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: and they every single.

732
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 2: You gotta start videoing that you go viral. Bro, And

733
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: I've never seen the recipes for my Sorella sticks. Bro,

734
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: and I cook everything I think that might think about that.

735
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: Let's let's we're trying to remember that. I'm I'm gonna

736
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: type that.

737
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: Out let me Given, I want you to do a

738
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: video of you making the Mozzirella sticks.

739
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: One hundred month Thrella sticks, and I do the recipe

740
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: and everything. If you I don't know if it's a

741
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 3: family recipe, if it's not, no, it's not, it's mine.

742
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: If it's not, yeah, do a recipe. I think that

743
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 3: will blow up.

744
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: And it's crazy because the recipe is gluten free and

745
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: you can't tell they're gluten free. That's because you know,

746
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: my son had celiac disease. So I make a hundred

747
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: googen free and my family goes nuts for those, bro.

748
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 3: And it's crazy because we've been thinking of, like, you know,

749
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 3: ways you can go viral and you're a chef.

750
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: And I never y'all didn't know that James was a

751
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 2: chef before, you know. I mean, he was doing comedy,

752
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 2: but he was a chef too. That's another thing. Man,

753
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: Like Will Mills and Preacher both did like cooking with

754
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 2: a comedian type thing they did.

755
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 3: You could do that too. I never thought about doing it, yeah, man,

756
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 3: and put it on TikTok bro.

757
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, for real, because I ain't never seen nobody

758
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 2: to make mozzarella sticks, Bro's.

759
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: It's a tedious process, by the way, I mean not

760
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 1: for anybody with details. You gotta cut up the fresh

761
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: mozzarella into sticks that you wanted to. You gotta put

762
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,479
Speaker 1: that in flour, then you gotta dunk that into egg.

763
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: Then you gotta dunk that into bread crumbs. Then you

764
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: gotta dunk it back into egg, then back into bread

765
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: crumbs again. So to stay together, imagine doing that one

766
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 1: hundred times, one hundred times.

767
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.

768
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: But the fact that they all enjoy it when I

769
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: serve it to them, everybody's happy. The whole family's there.

770
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: It makes it worthwhile for me because if you a

771
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: cook and you a chef, you like to see people

772
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: eat your food. Like yesterday I cooked for Super Bowl

773
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: and everybody was like, maybe it's the best ding Wins

774
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: ever had.

775
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 3: It makes it worth it. Man. I love to feed people.

776
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna start you probably round. I want to say,

777
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: maybe sixty.

778
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 3: James, I mean I made eighty wings. It was my wife, Wow,

779
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: it was only it was only it's forty wings in.

780
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: My friends right now. I smoked forty and then and

781
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: then fried forty.

782
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: You bro, I had only six six people and I

783
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: made like sixty wings.

784
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

785
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it was about the start and my wife said, yo,

786
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: you inviting anybody?

787
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 3: I was like, nah, that's I said. I'm still kind

788
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: of under the weather. You don't know what I'm saying.

789
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 2: I had just got off work too. I got to

790
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 2: work when the super Bowl started, so my job ain't listening.

791
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: So I was cooking while I was working, right, okay

792
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 2: and about, and so I made out his food. And

793
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: then when I was making I was like, I made

794
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: a lot of wings. So I got the wings from

795
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: Whole Foods. They were already seasoned. Right, Oh, I like that, Okay,

796
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: a buffalo barbecue and jerk, but I add extra seasoning

797
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: to it.

798
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: Right.

799
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 2: And then it's a chef on Facebook named Kimmy Kimmy Creations.

800
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 3: Yes, she had the fried chicken.

801
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 2: I talked about this before I took her fried chicken recipe,

802
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: and I made I had half of Sean half of me,

803
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: because Sean likes buttermilk in her wings. I don't like buttermilk. Okay,

804
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 2: you don't like the bitter. I don't like that krusty

805
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 2: it's too it's too crispy, crispy. But I do egg

806
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: because I think eggs are better binder than buttermilk. And

807
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to I've been trying to explain to her

808
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: because I worked at Parker Brothers. Parker Brothers, we didn't

809
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 2: do buttermilk. Bird quicker it does. You got to change

810
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: the temperature with buttermilk. Her chicken came out a little

811
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: darker than mine was mine, little perto rican.

812
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 3: I looked like bad bunny. So I was just like

813
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: I've been trying to tell her.

814
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: I said, well, I got to look up a recipe

815
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 2: to try to figure out what maybe I need to

816
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: cook the butter milk at a lower temperature because I

817
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 2: always do three fifty because fried chicken is three fifty.

818
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, maybe I got to figure out

819
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: a better recipe for the buttermilk because buttermilk it always

820
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 2: falls off.

821
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 3: It's always too dark to me. But the chicken is

822
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: just egg. It's perfect.

823
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: Bro.

824
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: It looked like the pretty wings, the son's pretty wings.

825
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: Bro that's funny.

826
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you some fried chicken wings and you're

827
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: gonna be shocked when I tell you when you eat it,

828
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: there's no flour, Brok.

829
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 3: But you know, I like the wings from the Chinese place.

830
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 3: There's no flour, all cornstarch. So I did, bro, I

831
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: got a recipe.

832
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: Can my family goes nuts and you think you eating

833
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: normal fried Asian wings or they just I season it

834
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: just like we do Southern style. I got like eight

835
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: different seasons. And first you season it up, brought raw chicken,

836
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: nothing on it yet. Then you get the corn starch

837
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: and you cold it till it's white. Then you season

838
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: it again. Okay, it comes out the christiest damn chicken.

839
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,479
Speaker 1: And it's a great recipe because you know my wife

840
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: and my son, you know, siliac disease. They can have

841
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: like real fried chicken, and they don't have to have

842
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: like gluten free flour.

843
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: And it tastes just like our chicken. You know what

844
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 3: I mean?

845
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: We eating regular flour. It's a game changer. Can it's

846
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: the best. I'm gonna make you something and.

847
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: Make me some man.

848
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: I got you, brother, you love I'm telling y'all if

849
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: you live Dad turn Orlando, it's such a wine.

850
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 3: Man, you love it. You say it's so good. This

851
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 3: I know is good. It's a dude that listen to

852
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 3: our show. Hit me up. He hit me up on

853
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: He was like, Yo, the place. I said, that's the place.

854
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 3: He said, Man, it's so good. Bro, we gotta go

855
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 3: down there then. Man, I'm telling you their wings are

856
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: my favorite. I don't know. I said they cook them in.

857
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: Liva because my job is like eight to ten minutes away,

858
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 2: and I walk deal hot and it's still hot when

859
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 2: I get to my desk, it's still hot.

860
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: It's damn. Can we gotta go there? You got me convinced, Bro,

861
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 3: touch im down such wine. I'm down. Oh one more

862
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: thing I'll be.

863
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: I'll be buying in the grocery store, which lets me know,

864
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: I'm a kid. It don't even taste good. It don't

865
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: taste like what it's supposed to be. It just tastes good.

866
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: I guess I'll say it that way.

867
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 3: Bro.

868
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: I would go in there, buy two bags of pepperoni

869
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: pizza ros. I know, did you put in the oven?

870
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

871
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 3: Man, yeah, Bro, that takes that. Man, that's wow, taste

872
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 3: so good. Probably end up buying Tosa strudles. No at

873
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: I had. I ain't.

874
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 2: I always said screwtle. I ain't know it was a

875
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: t in that thing, man, a screwdle, bro, But now

876
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: it is some things. I won't eat pop tarts anymore. Yeah,

877
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: I'm not a pop tark guy. I don't do raben

878
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 2: noodles anymore. No, it's like like the noodles, ramen noodles

879
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: like those. I know those are two things my kids

880
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: really eat. Oh, I got another kid with Bro. I

881
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: love mashed potatoes. Come on, bro, man, mathe.

882
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 3: Potatoes and gravy from camc oh.

883
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't think the kids eat there until they don't know.

884
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: When we were growing up, after church and you're like

885
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: we gonna get fried chicken, Man, we ain't go to churches.

886
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 3: We went to CAMC. That damn mass and Carolina. So

887
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 3: we didn't go to churches with the Bojangles boat Jangle.

888
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: Yet you're right, you're right because I'm from the Carolina.

889
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: So we got a different Broah cam down and they

890
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: and kids have never had from CAMC.

891
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 3: They never had the little bucket parfit man. Dad was

892
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 3: the little bucket.

893
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: It had Moose Graham, cracker, whipped cream, little sprint. D

894
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: was crack fiking man, not even we need to take

895
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: these kids back because bra Bro that damn so Louke CAMC.

896
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: You had my childhood. That's what I got, That's what that's.

897
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 3: What started me off. Man. I had what do you

898
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: call it? Juvenile diabetes? Damn man.

899
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, I gotta thank everybody for listening. We had

900
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: an absolute ball with y'all one night.

901
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 3: We always do.

902
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: Man, We're gonna be back tomorrow. We got a great

903
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: show for you guys. Can will you please tell these

904
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: good folks listen in the real laps night what they

905
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: need to do.

906
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed and go to work. We

907
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 3: out