Speaker 1: Is it good news that it's gonna snow on Saturday? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of okay with it too. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it tis the season.
Speaker 2: I might as well white Christmas this yeares Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 2: or I only want a white Christis.
Speaker 1: Now they're saying no snow on sa I didn't see anybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they predicted it earlier in the week, but now there
Speaker 1: is no You know, nobody really want to do cross
Speaker 1: country skiing because I know you do the snowboarding and
Speaker 1: I do. I do snowboarding skiing sometimes, but Carson's not around,
Speaker 1: so we usually don't go. But I go cross country
Speaker 1: skiing by myself. It's just delightful. It's peaceful, and it's
Speaker 1: it's wonderful and it's serene.
Speaker 3: I went for the first time last year cross country
Speaker 3: skis cross country skiing, and I fell so many times,
Speaker 3: got a hole in my pants that I had to
Speaker 3: throw out. And the slight hills that there were, I
Speaker 3: couldn't do it. I was terrified going down very slight hills.
Speaker 1: No, I get it. If you're not in control, it
Speaker 1: is terrified. You're going to plunge headfirst into a tree
Speaker 1: and break your nag and I almost did for sure,
Speaker 1: what did the doctor yesterday? So maybe you heard that
Speaker 1: I've had like belly pain for many years, like ten
Speaker 1: or twelve years, and I had my gall bladder round
Speaker 1: and they thought that would fix it, and that didn't
Speaker 1: do a thing. So I've been convinced that they left
Speaker 1: a sponge or something inside my body and it's growing,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's growing like a I don't know,
Speaker 1: some sort of a thing inside there. In the past,
Speaker 1: so every couple of years ago, back to the doctor
Speaker 1: to see like, okay, you know, well what's going on.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be something. So basically very intelligent doctor and
Speaker 1: so he basically is asking questions very thorough, poking around
Speaker 1: in there, pushing, is it hurt there? Dessert there? And
Speaker 1: so the next step is that they are gonna have
Speaker 1: me swallow a camera pill, which I've done before, probably
Speaker 1: ten years ago, because when you get a colonoscopy, they
Speaker 1: can only go through your large colon. Is that what
Speaker 1: is called large.
Speaker 4: Colon intestine large intestine, a big colon, and then the
Speaker 4: camera pill goes through all the teeny tiny little tubes
Speaker 4: in your belly and it takes a picture every couple.
Speaker 1: Of minutes or something like that freaks me out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then you wear a belt and it transfers all
Speaker 1: the pictures to the belt and you take the belt
Speaker 1: back to the dock and then she looks at it,
Speaker 1: he looks at it. Whatever.
Speaker 5: So what you poop it out?
Speaker 1: Then I think, oh, yeah, I think so, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you have to retrieve it? Well, here's the good news.
Speaker 1: I found a used pill on Amazon, so I just,
Speaker 1: you know, wiped it off with the chlorox wipe and
Speaker 1: that's the one that I'm gonna swallow. Okay, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think you poop it out,
Speaker 1: and I don't think they make you retrieve it. I
Speaker 1: don't think they did. I don't remember. Ah, the Wonders
Speaker 1: of health.
Speaker 6: It's just great to walk around though, which is good.
Speaker 6: It's not stopping you from walking or doing your day
Speaker 6: to day. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I'm just happy that none of us have to feel
Speaker 2: bad about the fact that we bitch about not going
Speaker 2: to Benny Hannah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't feel bad about it. Yeah, yeah, were
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go to Bennie Hannah yesterday and
Speaker 1: I made a doctor's appointment. Well, when can you get
Speaker 1: me in And they said, well, how about that at
Speaker 1: the same time, You're gonna go to Banni Hanna with
Speaker 1: the morning show. And I'm like, oh, ok, so all.
Speaker 5: Right, well I have an injury as well.
Speaker 1: What is your injury? Tell me your health updates.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. Why do you have an idea?
Speaker 1: But your neck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my neck and back hurt's so bad.
Speaker 2: And I know that it was because of some activity
Speaker 2: activities I was engaging in the other night.
Speaker 1: Let me explain what activity she was on. She had
Speaker 1: one leg on the back of the couch, one leg
Speaker 1: dangling off the side of the couch, and her head
Speaker 1: propped up on the arm of the couch.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: And like, honestly, I just like, don't advise to do
Speaker 2: that on a couch, Like, just find a bed.
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it in. You couldn't make it into
Speaker 1: the bedroom.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: But she was gonna be quirking different.
Speaker 2: No, I actually prefer to not be quirking different, especially
Speaker 2: in a situation like that. But it's just how it happened.
Speaker 2: But I could barely move my neck to the left
Speaker 2: or right, and my upper back is just in severe pain,
Speaker 2: so barey can clutch with Let's see, this is what used.
Speaker 5: To be Dave's.
Speaker 1: I used to be Dave's heating had a huge puked, puked.
Speaker 1: My cat puked on it.
Speaker 5: So you got him a new one?
Speaker 1: Yep, I got Dave a new one.
Speaker 3: And then this one has a slight remnant smell of
Speaker 3: cat puke. So I apologize. And then I also brought
Speaker 3: you magnesium and glucosemine vitamins.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Mailey gave me some stuff. I've been taking
Speaker 2: some ibuprofen. But when I tell you, I couldn't do
Speaker 2: physical activity outside of walking yesterday. And even as I
Speaker 2: was walking, I felt like the hunchback walking like.
Speaker 5: Through my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: I was like, nobody's looking at me, right, I'll look ridiculous,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'm in paid.
Speaker 1: Different types of pain we're talking between.
Speaker 5: Mine is self induced, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Denny's got neckpin, Dave's got belly pain.
Speaker 8: Fine, you feeling good? I banged my toe on the
Speaker 8: corner of my bed. Oh wow, this is funny. You
Speaker 8: turn the radio on. You're like, wow, this looks like
Speaker 8: a cool radio station. They're playing really cool music and
Speaker 8: then it sounds like three of your grandparents are on
Speaker 8: the radio with like a little nephew.
Speaker 1: That's like, I feel great, Yeah, I feel fine.
Speaker 2: So okay, well, my pain came from fun activities that
Speaker 2: your grandparents probably aren't doing.
Speaker 5: At least that's true my grandparents.
Speaker 2: I'm I hear that retirement homes are lots of horny people.
Speaker 1: They're a hot bed of vds. They're a hot bed
Speaker 1: of v D and STDs. So, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: It is the Dave Ryan Show with me Dave kind
Speaker 1: of a neighborhood dad, and you know, I complain a
Speaker 1: lot about things that hurt on my body. Jenny Is
Speaker 1: she's a little bit you know, she's thirty five, but
Speaker 1: she's single again, so she's now living the life of
Speaker 1: you know, one leg up on the back of the couch,
Speaker 1: one leg dangling off the couch, and then the head
Speaker 1: propped up on the side of the couch. Bailey Is,
Speaker 1: she would do that in a heartbeat if she could
Speaker 1: find a willing participant.
Speaker 2: She has willing participants. It's just the fact that she
Speaker 2: doesn't want those willing participants.
Speaker 1: She's the non willing participant. A yeah, exactly, And then
Speaker 1: vont Is is the only normal one out of us
Speaker 1: because he is, you know, twenty four and.
Speaker 5: The shows the most normal.
Speaker 1: Who is the most normal on the show?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, ask the people text in five normal
Speaker 3: on the show question.
Speaker 1: That is a really good question, Who is the most
Speaker 1: normal on the show? If you've been listened to show
Speaker 1: for a while, texted to Katie WB one five three
Speaker 1: nine two one and we'll do a little poul. We
Speaker 1: could even put that on Instagram. It's definitely not Bailey. No,
Speaker 1: You're the quirkiest, nerdiest, weirdest, but lovable. You are a
Speaker 1: very lovable person. I didn't like you when I first
Speaker 1: met you. I still don't like her. False, I like you, false,
Speaker 1: I like you a lot now you getting used to that.
Speaker 1: You kind of grow on me after a while. You suck,
Speaker 1: I suck. Yeah, Okay, Hey I think I'm fired today.
Speaker 1: You guys. My key card doesn't work anyway. Fun fact, huh.
Speaker 1: She's standing in the lobby like a like a lost child. Downstairs,
Speaker 1: She's like, my key card won't let me in. I'm
Speaker 1: like wow.
Speaker 4: He's like what's wrong. I'm like, dad, help help me.
Speaker 4: So I had to bring her up anyway, anyway, text
Speaker 4: in and vote and let us know who's the most normal.
Speaker 4: I will be curious to see what the results are.
Speaker 4: It is not the weirdest, and you don't have to
Speaker 4: rank as you can if you want to, But who
Speaker 4: is the most normal on the show. I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: ahead and vote for me because I have made it
Speaker 4: through this far in life without like being you know,
Speaker 4: I've never been arrested, I've never been beat up, I've
Speaker 4: never been like, I don't know in part of a
Speaker 4: pyramid scheme, I'm the most normal person.
Speaker 1: You switched up though, because you said I was the
Speaker 1: most normal. You are very normal. Yeah, but you've got
Speaker 1: plenty of time to f it up. We'll be back
Speaker 1: in a second. According to a survey, there are two
Speaker 1: of these in your home. They're not toilets, they're not beds,
Speaker 1: they're not flat screens. It is something that is if
Speaker 1: you have to think about it, you'll be like, yep,
Speaker 1: I have two in my home, and I'm like perfectly
Speaker 1: average with this one. Well, I'll tell you what they are.
Speaker 1: Two of these in your home? Next on Katie. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was kind of funny. We were talking a little
Speaker 1: while ago about who on the show is the most normal?
Speaker 1: And Bayley's like, I'm the most normal, and then I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm the so we're not really and then
Speaker 1: I said Bond is the most normal, but now we're
Speaker 1: really not sure. So we are on the phone with
Speaker 1: a couple of people who have opinions. Becca, good morning, Becca,
Speaker 1: good morning, Thanks for being on the show. Thanks for
Speaker 1: texting in who on the show is the most normal?
Speaker 1: And why?
Speaker 7: Well, Dave, I have to say it's you because I
Speaker 7: think you and I are close in age. And then Jenny,
Speaker 7: I love you and I envy you because you travel
Speaker 7: all the time and you're just so You're just everywhere
Speaker 7: and I love that, and so you just travel too much? Yeah,
Speaker 7: and daily I love you too. But yeah you have
Speaker 7: that theater and.
Speaker 1: That the theater we nerdy club. Sorry, Okay, see what
Speaker 1: I mean. Not normal to blow up at the host
Speaker 1: of the show like that, she's giving me a compliment. Okay.
Speaker 7: And then what about vont He's just too young, he's
Speaker 7: still learning.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that makes any of us normal
Speaker 1: or not normal though.
Speaker 5: So you're saying Dave loves the most boring life as well.
Speaker 1: So because I'm young, I'm not normal. Well I think yeah.
Speaker 1: You say, because Vant is young, he's he's not normal.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, he's just still still figuring things out.
Speaker 1: I think I think he's normal because you haven't had
Speaker 1: time to like be weird or quirky. You haven't. Let's
Speaker 1: face it, when people get older, I think you'll agree
Speaker 1: with this, Becca, they start to get a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: Not all of us, but we think we all know
Speaker 1: somebody like my friend Mike from elementary school in junior high,
Speaker 1: he's gotten a little bit weird because he is just
Speaker 1: the crankiest old f eff. I still love him, but
Speaker 1: sometimes they do, so that's true.
Speaker 7: That's true. Are you normal, Beca, I'm fairly normal?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, well fairly normal. I think we
Speaker 1: all have something where people would be like, really you, Becca,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to thank you. We have some text
Speaker 1: messages into and this came up randomly. Who on the
Speaker 1: show is the most normal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of people are saying Vant is
Speaker 3: the most normal, or Jenny is the most normal, Dave
Speaker 3: is the most normal, vant is the most normal, and
Speaker 3: then someone said.
Speaker 1: Is anyone normal Jenny?
Speaker 3: But one person did say, I think Bailey is the
Speaker 3: most normal because most people are quirky and a little weird.
Speaker 1: Thus you were higher because you were abnormal. Higher on
Speaker 1: what Dave is the most normal, Bailey is the opposite
Speaker 1: and extreme side of the other spectrum. Now, I think
Speaker 1: that's a don't look shocked. That's a good I'm reading
Speaker 1: that is a good thing. Another one, I think Vont
Speaker 1: is the most normal. To be fair, he just talks
Speaker 1: the least. Jenny is for sure the most normal. Second
Speaker 1: is Dave hot Take. But Bailey is third and Vont
Speaker 1: is fourth, So you, Bailey are more normal.
Speaker 2: It's funny cause I think that people are looking at
Speaker 2: it a different way. It's either like they're looking at
Speaker 2: it as what we do in our personal lives, like
Speaker 2: as activities, or they're looking at it as like what
Speaker 2: we say, right, yeah, So it's like you're looking at
Speaker 2: it a different perspective.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 1: The reason I said it was me as.
Speaker 3: The most normal is that I get people coming in
Speaker 3: my inbox on Instagram every day being like, you're just
Speaker 3: like me, and I love that about you, and you're
Speaker 3: just like me, and it's so nice to have somebody
Speaker 3: who thinks the same way I do, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: You know, I think there's something there. I think that
Speaker 1: if you are in a certain group of people, it
Speaker 1: would be normal. For example, if i'm you look at
Speaker 1: me and you go, oh, he does magic tricks and
Speaker 1: plays ukulele. But if I'm hanging out at the ukulele
Speaker 1: club doing magic tricks, I'm totally normal. You're in a
Speaker 1: theater group doing improv, You're totally normal. Yeah, so it
Speaker 1: really depends on your group's a group of young people,
Speaker 1: He's totally normal. KD W B.
Speaker 7: Four.
Speaker 1: How many of these do you have in your home?
Speaker 1: What are they? They are your spot, my spot in
Speaker 1: the home. So the average person has two different places
Speaker 1: at home they consider my spot. Oh okay, like a
Speaker 1: place on the couch, maybe a place where you keep
Speaker 1: all your chargers and headphones. Maybe a chair next to
Speaker 1: the window. You get a spruced up a little houseplant there,
Speaker 1: place in the garage you can keep an eye on
Speaker 1: the street, or a hammock in the backyard where it's quiet.
Speaker 1: On average people have had their spot for four years,
Speaker 1: but most of us have two, and everybody knows that's
Speaker 1: your spot. I got a spot on the couch. It's
Speaker 1: been my spot on the couch ever since we've had
Speaker 1: this couch, and if Allison comes over and Carson is there,
Speaker 1: they know it's not like, don't sit in Dad's spot.
Speaker 1: They just know that's my spot. Then I get another
Speaker 1: chair that's a rocker over by the windows and get
Speaker 1: some sunlight, and that is also my spot. I know.
Speaker 3: Growing up, me and my sister would regardless of like
Speaker 3: how old we were, we would always sit in the
Speaker 3: back seat. If my dad was driving, we would sit
Speaker 3: in the back seat, even as grown adults. And her
Speaker 3: seat is right behind the driver's seat and my seat
Speaker 3: is right behind the passage.
Speaker 1: That's your spot. And so if I go into the
Speaker 1: driver's seat, she's like, what are you doing? Get out
Speaker 1: my spot, get in the back. What are you doing, Jenny?
Speaker 1: You have a spot?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my sunroom couch. I always said.
Speaker 2: If I'm looking at my TV on the left side
Speaker 2: of it, and then I have a sectional in my
Speaker 2: basement and I sit on the littler part that's an
Speaker 2: l because that faces the TV where it's the other way,
Speaker 2: I'd have to be turned a little bit to face
Speaker 2: the team.
Speaker 5: Gotcha, Yeah, That's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Wont you and Alyssa, you both have your own spot
Speaker 1: on our couch. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I always it's like what a chase, right, So I
Speaker 6: have the chase part and then she sits on the
Speaker 6: opposite side.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. What about you? What is your spot? I
Speaker 1: never thought about it. I've got two spots and then
Speaker 1: a couple of other third choices. And it's funny because
Speaker 1: you never do think about it. It's just like it is.
Speaker 1: It just is all right. Let me know what your
Speaker 1: spot is, or think about what your spot is. I
Speaker 1: also need a song for the sing along song of
Speaker 1: the day. We've had some good ones lately, so come
Speaker 1: and give you a suggestion for the best sing along
Speaker 1: song of the day because we love doing this every
Speaker 1: morning around this time. Kind of wake you up, get
Speaker 1: you in a good mood, get the blood flowing, sing
Speaker 1: along with the radio. It's good for you. Send me
Speaker 1: a text and let me know what song. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: your favorite song, maybe it's just a great whale along
Speaker 1: with the radio song. Text that into KATIEWB one five
Speaker 1: three nine two one and we'll do that a little bit. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me just put in a little plug here for
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye, the Minnesota Goodbye is something that a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know about because we don't talk
Speaker 1: about it that often on the radio. But as an
Speaker 1: after the show podcast, it's called the Minnesota Goodbye, and
Speaker 1: basically it's another fifteen to twenty minutes of stuff that
Speaker 1: we don't get to talk about on the radio. And
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun and it is a little
Speaker 1: more loosey goosey, and if we want to, we can swear.
Speaker 1: I think Jenny Bop that drop the F bomb several
Speaker 1: times on the Minnesota Goodbye. Fay, So go check it
Speaker 1: out The Minnesota Goodbye. Search for it on the iHeartRadio app. Hey, DWB,
Speaker 1: we have somebody on the phone for the sing along
Speaker 1: song of the day. Katie's on the song, good morning, Katie,
Speaker 1: good morning. I hear you're driving. You get a son
Speaker 1: speaker right now? You heading into the workplace? Then I
Speaker 1: am yet I have a question for you. Are you
Speaker 1: hosting Thanksgiving? Or are you guessing at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7: I want to host, but I haven't told my family yet.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be like a shock to them
Speaker 1: to be like we're gonna what?
Speaker 7: Well? I think I want to invite some of them,
Speaker 7: but now all.
Speaker 1: Of yeah, gotcha. All right, well I have good luck
Speaker 1: with that. What song do you want to hear for
Speaker 1: your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be more so by Staty Arico.
Speaker 1: This is a hidden Gemma, It's a hidden gem of
Speaker 1: what the two thousands? I want to say, enjoy the
Speaker 1: sing along song of the day, Katie. Thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to Katie w B. Have a good day. Bye, Stacey
Speaker 1: e Rico now working the night shift over at Chili's,
Speaker 1: which is you know, and when you see her, you
Speaker 1: know she's working hard, so make sure you give her
Speaker 1: a nice tip. So that is very cool. Hadn't heard
Speaker 1: that song since it was new. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I love that song.
Speaker 1: That's such a good song. I do you even know
Speaker 1: that song? N her name? It?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 3: I think it was probably two thousand and five issues sooner.
Speaker 3: That was also on like a Disney Radio, Disney kind
Speaker 3: of situation.
Speaker 1: You said, hitting Jim, and I was like, oh news
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: I think it also blew up on TikTok for a
Speaker 2: brief moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just remember her face because she had the teeniest
Speaker 3: little eyebrows back when teeny tiny eyebrows were a thing.
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the sing along song of the day.
Speaker 1: Let's get into this today on the Daily Bailey.
Speaker 3: My question is what holiday tradition do you wish you
Speaker 3: could do every single day or you know, more often,
Speaker 3: because Halloween's passed and so many of like my friends
Speaker 3: are bummed because they're like, ooh, spooky season. I love
Speaker 3: Halloween and everything is like bats and pumpkins and things.
Speaker 3: Thanksgivings right around the corners, and of course we're already
Speaker 3: thinking about Christmas.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey has thought and everything. So I want you
Speaker 1: to think about.
Speaker 3: All of your different holiday traditions that you wish you
Speaker 3: could do a little bit.
Speaker 1: More often than once a year on that holiday. Dave,
Speaker 1: do you have one? I mean, off the top of
Speaker 1: my head, I love opening gifts. Is that is that?
Speaker 1: Is that I would love to come downstairs and and
Speaker 1: every day, every say, there's a stocking little treats in there,
Speaker 1: because we do stockings with like you know, the box
Speaker 1: of tick tags, yeah, hershey bar or cup or whatever.
Speaker 1: It'd be funny to come downstairs every day and feed
Speaker 1: the dog and make a coffee and then go open
Speaker 1: my stocking. I think it'd be kind of cool. There's
Speaker 1: not much in there. It's never like you know, an Xbox.
Speaker 1: It's always just a little something tip it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that, Jenny.
Speaker 2: I just love watching the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade, so
Speaker 2: I feel like there was not the same, like a
Speaker 2: little bit of a different vibe, but that sort of
Speaker 2: parade on every major holiday like Christmas in Easter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would.
Speaker 2: Bring me a lot of joy because that's just like
Speaker 2: a fun thing to ease into your Thanksgiving Day. Way, oh,
Speaker 2: watch the parade. I think that that's super fun.
Speaker 1: Okay. I like that a parade on all major holidays, Vaughant.
Speaker 6: I think Thanksgiving because we get to eat different food,
Speaker 6: certain food that you don't make really any other time
Speaker 6: of year, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 6: make a full on turkey or like some people eggnog
Speaker 6: for Puerto Ricans, or we do coquito, Like you don't
Speaker 6: get that all year long.
Speaker 1: No, I agree with you, Vaughn.
Speaker 3: I said that, like a giant meal shared with family
Speaker 3: and friends. That's something I think that should just happen
Speaker 3: more often rather than just Thanksgiving, more Christmas, but not
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 6: You can't do like a big ol' ham or some
Speaker 6: stuffing every day, you'd get tired of it.
Speaker 3: You know what we should have every day, or at
Speaker 3: least all throughout the winter. And I will stand ten
Speaker 3: tos down on this slop is Christmas lights. Those should
Speaker 3: be up all winter long, not just for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh, because I think they lose their uniqueness specialness, but.
Speaker 3: Glow, that warm glow throughout the cold cold like it
Speaker 3: should be daylight savings lights, not just Christmas lights.
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 3: Once the sun goes down at five, I want cute
Speaker 3: little tweaks.
Speaker 1: Going down just a little. We went out for a
Speaker 1: walk last night. It was like five is like, we
Speaker 1: better hurry back. It's getting dark. It's rough there. That's
Speaker 1: the Daily Bailey, thanks for I like it. Do Dave
Speaker 1: start coming up in a couple of seconds. Oprah's annual
Speaker 1: Favorite Things list is out, including a pair of reading
Speaker 1: glasses for the shower and some other things on there.
Speaker 1: Plus this big Star, this big movie has got a sequel.
Speaker 1: I think you're probably gonna be excited about this one.
Speaker 1: And what happened at the Miss Universe pageant then made
Speaker 1: contestant storm out we'll cover it all on Dave Star.
Speaker 1: Next on kd WB, you don't need social media for gossip,
Speaker 1: rumors and half truths. You've got Dave's dirt. On kd
Speaker 1: w B, we're to start off with Oprah's favorite things,
Speaker 1: including a seven hundred dollars indoor pizza oven. Now, one
Speaker 1: of my questions about a pizza oven is a regular
Speaker 1: oven works just fine? Maybe if you're real of pizza fiscionado,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, pizza oven's dope. But I do
Speaker 1: just find throwing my Haggy's pizza, which is by the best,
Speaker 1: that is the best one, into the regular pizza into
Speaker 1: the regular oven, the same one that I make muffins
Speaker 1: andater tot hot dish in. So why do I need
Speaker 1: a pizza oven? And I'm not saying you don't. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's a pizza fihionado who will text in at katielb
Speaker 1: one and say, Wow, right, adet do it tastes so
Speaker 1: much better with a pizza oven. Other things on her
Speaker 1: favorite list of there's dumb stuff, including a pair of
Speaker 1: fog proof reading glasses for your hour. Now, you might
Speaker 1: want to take these sixty dollar pair of fog proof
Speaker 1: reading glasses in the shower. What are you to read
Speaker 1: in there? No, she said, she got an answer. She
Speaker 1: said the conditioner instructions because if you well, here's another thing, Oprah.
Speaker 1: If you need to read the instructions on conditioner, you
Speaker 1: need to rethink lot. How'd you get it to this
Speaker 1: by your career. It's like it used to say on
Speaker 1: the shampoo bottles, lather, rinse, repeat, yeah, because they're just
Speaker 1: trying to get you to use more shampoo.
Speaker 6: Nowadays, their bottles just say come on, idiot. Really exactly,
Speaker 6: come on, idiot.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you need to the only time you
Speaker 3: would ever read your conditioner bottle is when you're pooping
Speaker 3: and you forgot your phone and then you have to
Speaker 3: grab something to I need.
Speaker 1: I guess, so yeah, yeah, you got to read something, right.
Speaker 1: Another one is a two thousand dollars espresso machine, which
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's so much better than the
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty nine dollars espresso that I got
Speaker 1: for my birthday. So interesting that Oprah is totally out
Speaker 1: of touch with America and doesn't realize most of us
Speaker 1: don't want nor can't afford, a two thousand dollars expresso
Speaker 1: machine crazy.
Speaker 5: So the four non Blonde song What's Up?
Speaker 2: I do have a little clip we can play of
Speaker 2: that on Dave's start page.
Speaker 3: Thank you sure yet?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is like a mash up with Nicki
Speaker 2: Minaja's song B's in the Trap because it's a social
Speaker 2: media trend right now where someone starts singing what's up
Speaker 2: and then it changes.
Speaker 1: To bees in the Trap.
Speaker 2: Well, the actual four non Blonde song What's Up has
Speaker 2: re emerged on the Billboard charts because of that trend.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sick actually, and it's more than.
Speaker 2: Thirty years old. They peaked at fourteen back then, and
Speaker 2: this week it's reached number thirteen on Billboard's Alternate Alternative
Speaker 2: Song charts. So I mean, shout out, that's still a
Speaker 2: great song. We've done it for sing a long song
Speaker 2: a couple of times. Yeah, I love it. But I
Speaker 2: love when, like random TikTok trends bring an old song
Speaker 2: like what.
Speaker 1: Like running up that?
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, that one came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I think that's a.
Speaker 3: Good thing about TikTok in general, is that you'll just
Speaker 3: have a random song like that one, like really old
Speaker 3: song like Peggy Lee or something saying that was really
Speaker 3: popular this summer.
Speaker 1: I just like that that. It's like, hey, let's make
Speaker 1: this chart again. Why not?
Speaker 3: Jennifer Laurence revealed on the Lost Culteresis podcast that she
Speaker 3: and Emma Stone are producing and co starring in a
Speaker 3: Miss Piggy movie. What Yeah? Tony winning Broadway actor Cola Scola,
Speaker 3: he just won like a Tony four, Oh Mary, which
Speaker 3: is still on Broadway right now. He is writing the
Speaker 3: screenplay for this movie. That's all the information we have
Speaker 3: so far. But I love the Muppets. I don't think
Speaker 3: that is a shocking thing, and so I can't wait
Speaker 3: for a Miss Piggy movie. The world's all right?
Speaker 1: Yay? Camy Me and Fania kept saying that a boob
Speaker 1: bas because somebody came. I think it was a couple.
Speaker 6: Uh, Dave, get excited because this weekend, Your Girl and
Speaker 6: the Glazer is going to be hosting Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: I love that one. Would you roast us?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Please? I just I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 5: You don't want that.
Speaker 1: I promise you won't hurt her feeling. No. I started
Speaker 1: on kill Tony some completely numbers up? Okay me verse
Speaker 1: me verse. Right, Ashley, you look like a You actually
Speaker 1: look like geez? What did she say? She became legendary
Speaker 1: as that tom Brady roast because tom Brady just sat
Speaker 1: there so uncomfortably while she talked about how she wanted
Speaker 1: a blank, A blank, a blank, and it was like
Speaker 1: she was unapologetically disgusting. And I think that's kind of
Speaker 1: when she became a household name. Let me just turn
Speaker 1: your attention towards the east if you will to enjoy
Speaker 1: the sunrise. Oh wow, it's been created today for your enjoyment.
Speaker 1: Now it only lasts a short time, so enjoy the
Speaker 1: sunrise while it is very purple and pink and blue.
Speaker 6: Let me also mentioned with Nicki Glazer Somber, who we
Speaker 6: play a lot on KDW is the musical guest for
Speaker 6: SNL this week.
Speaker 1: This weekend, I'm going to try to say up, that'll
Speaker 1: be awesome. So this is the story. So I guess
Speaker 1: the the Miss Universe pageant is in. It is in
Speaker 1: Thailand apparently, but at least the tie director he is
Speaker 1: a tie man and in some sort of event yesterday
Speaker 1: he called Miss Mexico a dummy, and Jenny and I
Speaker 1: and then several contestants walked out of the room and protest.
Speaker 1: Jenny and I both watched the clip, and it's really
Speaker 1: hard to understand him because he's got you know, he's
Speaker 1: got a thick accent. But here's a little clip, and
Speaker 1: we might not play the whole thing because it goes
Speaker 1: on for quite a while.
Speaker 3: That's cool, but.
Speaker 1: At least woman, I think it's not good for you.
Speaker 3: It's not good for you.
Speaker 5: Don't know about you.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the context was, but he said,
Speaker 1: miss Mexico, you're a dummy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 2: But as soon as all the women started standing up
Speaker 2: and walking out, he started threatening that like they would
Speaker 2: be kicked out of the pageant then, and the women
Speaker 2: were like, ha ha, okay, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I wonder because I got to figure these smarter than
Speaker 1: to do that. I wonder if the language maybe dummy
Speaker 1: translates into something, you know what I mean, like maybe
Speaker 1: he had the wrong translation for dummy.
Speaker 3: But it can't be like a nice thing to say
Speaker 3: to somebody.
Speaker 1: Then he followed up with I don't like, I don't care,
Speaker 1: still being rude. Yes, still, I'm not trying. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to give the benefit of the down. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how he could be such a dummy
Speaker 1: just to do something like that. So maybe he was
Speaker 1: trying to say silly or or mistaken or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know that's true.
Speaker 2: I think you just sort of forgot though that it
Speaker 2: was streaming live on like Facebook.
Speaker 1: Well live on Facebook there you get a room full
Speaker 1: of like eighty Miss Universe contestines.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, Sidney Sweeney was seeing canoodling in Central
Speaker 2: Park with Scooter Braun.
Speaker 1: They set this whole thing up the Depressed and they said, hey,
Speaker 1: will you come and get a picture of us canoodling?
Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely, And it clearly looks staged. It looks like
Speaker 2: she's acting. At one point of the video that I
Speaker 2: saw of her, canon be like and it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: we know, and then she like leans in and they smooch,
Speaker 2: and then they walk away together, and I'm like, there
Speaker 2: was no disguising.
Speaker 1: Either of them.
Speaker 5: I think maybe he had a hat.
Speaker 2: On, but she was very much out of the open
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't recognize her, especially in a city like
Speaker 2: New York, right if Sydney Sweeney was walking around, so
Speaker 2: clearly it was stage and it's most likely because she's
Speaker 2: on the promotional tour for the biopic of a female boxer,
Speaker 2: Christy Martin. So this weekend's box prediction suggests that there's
Speaker 2: not much interest in the movie and it may finish.
Speaker 5: Below the top five.
Speaker 2: So she's out here doing what she's got to do
Speaker 2: to make sure her movie becomes somewhat successful.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that makes it look good, right, because we.
Speaker 6: Don't have a good like ramp of Yeah, Scooter Braun.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that it's great. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's great that she chose Scooter Braun today.
Speaker 1: No of all the people.
Speaker 3: K Pop Demon Hunters is gonna have a sequel, but
Speaker 3: it won't be here until twenty twenty nine, which seems
Speaker 3: like that's a missed opportunity.
Speaker 1: Folks.
Speaker 6: I haven't even seen K Pop Demon Hunters, and I
Speaker 6: think this is even like ridiculous, right.
Speaker 1: So it seems strange to me.
Speaker 3: But they don't really have any details on that except
Speaker 3: that they're in talks with the or negotiations with the
Speaker 3: voice actors. It's the same two directors that will be returning,
Speaker 3: but no other details at this time except that there
Speaker 3: will be a sequel, but not until twenty twenty nine,
Speaker 3: which is so far away.
Speaker 1: Well, they got it. It takes a while to make a
Speaker 1: movie like that. I mean, they got to write the
Speaker 1: songs and they gotta do the animation, create the story.
Speaker 1: I saw it the other day. We watched it, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Tuesday night, and I really liked it. The
Speaker 1: songs were great, the story was cute. The animation was
Speaker 1: really funny, like with the popcorn coming out of their
Speaker 1: eyes and the guy's abs, and they were just really
Speaker 1: cute and quirky and silly.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: a superhero serious at all, and they're not serious at all.
Speaker 1: They're goofing funny.
Speaker 3: And I think this is a strange, Like, yes, it
Speaker 3: does take a while to make a movie, but twenty
Speaker 3: twenty nine is so far in the future.
Speaker 1: And they did this.
Speaker 3: Thing with the toys that they won't even have the
Speaker 3: Toys of the Dolls ship until.
Speaker 1: They missed out.
Speaker 6: Come on, Yeah, I love me some Christmas. And Gwen
Speaker 6: Stefani's got a new holiday song. It's called Shake the
Speaker 6: Snow Globe. See how you feel about it?
Speaker 1: Same as the in House holiday enthusiast.
Speaker 6: I do think we need some new Christmas songs, and
Speaker 6: I don't think when Fani did.
Speaker 1: Yeah and I think said the new Share is Share
Speaker 1: song is the new j play that Christmas show And
Speaker 1: that was such an iHeartRadio creation. iHeart Radio is like
Speaker 1: they collabbed on that song. iHeart Radio. That's there's some
Speaker 1: story and there's nothing bad, but they definitely collabed on
Speaker 1: that one to make it a big Christmas hit. And
Speaker 1: I really actually like that song. I have one more story.
Speaker 1: I found this on Instagram. The most Starving Cities in Sports.
Speaker 1: The top five most starving cities in sports. Now, what
Speaker 1: do we mean by that. It means these are towns.
Speaker 1: These are cities that have gone without a title or
Speaker 1: even a team in the playoffs for a very long
Speaker 1: time or in the title game. If you're into sports,
Speaker 1: you'll agree most five starving cities in sports. And see
Speaker 1: if you can guess what's number one. Phoenix is number five,
Speaker 1: Detroit is number four. They haven't won anything. The Lions
Speaker 1: have never been to the Big Game. They've never been
Speaker 1: to the NFC playoff game. Buffalo, they haven't been to
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl since ninety one. Or something like that. Cleveland,
Speaker 1: they've just sucked forever. And the number one most starving
Speaker 1: city in sports. You know what it is? It is
Speaker 1: the Twin Cities. In the Twin Cities, because I mean
Speaker 1: other than the Links, which is cool, but you know,
Speaker 1: when we're talking about the four major like crowd drawing,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about sports, the Vikings, No,
Speaker 1: the Twins. Not since ninety one. Timberwolves have had a
Speaker 1: couple of good years and then the while to have
Speaker 1: good years and bad years. So we are starving. Sad
Speaker 1: to report on it when we're the number one city,
Speaker 1: I know, it's no secret. Everybody here knows that. We'll
Speaker 1: be back in a second on KATWB with your Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter keyword. We're going back in time, back in time
Speaker 1: to two thy fifteen on the Way Back Machine. They
Speaker 1: were gonna go back even farther to find out what
Speaker 1: you were doing in twenty ten and what you were
Speaker 1: doing twenty years ago in two thousand and five. It's
Speaker 1: all on the throw Back Threesome coming up next