WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Call Me Colorado 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:07.720 Every democratic super duper. That's nice, right A goo? Okay, yes, boy, 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:08.960 that is good news. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:10.680 It is the thirty first and final day of July 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:13.200 twenty twenty six. Good Friday morning, everybody, and welcome to 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.960 the Project Morning Show. My name is Chris Hockey. Big 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:16.759 day to day, we played the Initials tournament. Of course, 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:19.480 today I get a chance to battle the toughest group 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:21.520 of individuals it possibly can in the Initials. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.520 Should be fun. Wish me luck. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:25.560 It's raining outside least here in the Twin Cities, so 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.600 glad for that. Hopefully it rains, you know, it doesn't 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.440 flot us out, but we need more of that more 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.720 than anything though. It's football season and it's the last 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.760 day of July, and it's Friday. Let's get her started. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.600 I'm mornay in today. No Mark Parrish, but a cast 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.440 of thousands coming on in. Here's some comedy from Maria Bamford. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.239 It's Friday morning. Good morning, everybody, come on in. I 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.320 am glad you are here. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.720 Sometimes I get kind of a bad attitude about work. 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.839 You know, I forget why I started tamping in the 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:54.040 first place, which was to make a difference. And I 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.160 think it's okay to lie to get out of work 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.840 as long as you whisper the part that makes it true. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:06.759 Right after, Yeah, I can't come into work today animally sick. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:13.520 Oh have they got job? There's no way I could. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.480 Have gotten that project done. I was super busy. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:24.000 Surfing the internet for this guy from my kindergarten class 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.920 who made binoculars out of two toilet paper rolls. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.600 And it turns out he's living in Tucson and has 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:30.240 two kids. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:34.119 But he's divorced, so I might work out. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.119 I gotta leave early on Friday. Got a doctor's appointment 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:39.720 with a. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:57.960 Picture of Margaritas and my primary physician doctor feel good. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:14.720 That's right, that's right, sweet, that's right. Bets on your side. 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:32.760 You hear the distance under this line, then you stray. 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.560 All right, Malca, Your morning showed is uh Friday, July thirty, 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.839 twenty twenty six. I'm Tory Jove. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:40.840 That's Chris Hockey, There's Sauce, Paul Lammer, Zach Elverson. It 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:44.400 is Friday, and yes, Chris, it is raining. So as 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.840 a member of the Driveway Club, it's it's a welcome sight. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.920 It's not freaking ice cold, It's not a thousand degrees 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:51.880 like it has been the last. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.959 Couple of weeks. It's nice out. I'll take this rain. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:58.880 Oh good this morning. Yeah, the rain is nice, it's 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.639 really nice. Yeah, I'm already happy when it rains. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:02.079 Yeah. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.360 If you got into a car accident, who would you 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.560 have blamed it on? Probably you me. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:14.239 I would have blamed it on the Rain's pretty good. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:21.160 Driver, I bet you are. It's perfect outside. It is 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.480 hogs Yet he loves it. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:26.080 I do, man. I thought about calling in dead. 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:28.040 Calling him in dead. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.119 Yeah, didn't. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:32.760 Didn't seem believable. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.200 Yeah, it didn't seem like you guys would buy it. 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:39.040 I mean I might. You're knocked up. Youhould probably go 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.920 to Russia. You'd probably leave, can't come in. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.360 Guys died last night. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.360 Oh you're dead, hockey. Why didn't you say you were 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:47.840 so relaxed you didn't want to risk it. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.720 I thought about that. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.280 Why don't you say all four of your car doors 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.000 were frozen? 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:52.480 Shucked? 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:53.640 Yeah, I thought about that. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:54.880 We've had that one in the past. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.600 I thought I was going to say that I had 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:58.600 a dentist appointment. I could only get that started at 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.280 five thirty eight. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:05.840 It's a it's a Rosie classic, Yeah, classic who Mark Rosie. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.040 Oh yeah, that for me. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.520 You got brought up yesterday and Common show Sauce because 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:17.040 you texted Common and said that Rosie was rambling, and 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.560 Common red and Common read it on the air and 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.880 Rosie was like, you're telling me, Paul meet Sauce. Lambert 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.520 thinks I ramble. He didn't, Uh, he didn't care for that. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:33.359 Well I did. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:39.159 And also right before that, about eleven thirty five, I 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:44.760 got a phone call from somebody who said today's going 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:50.520 to be great. He'll ramble about the Twins awful. I said, okay, 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.920 and then so I texted him that, not thinking you 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:53.920 read it on the air. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.760 It was kind of awesome because Rosie, they were watching 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:01.520 the Royals Twins game where the Twins were getting no hit, 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.400 and they were on the air when the Twins finally 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.320 got a hit. I think it was our guy Ryan Jefferson. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:07.520 It was the first one, yep. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.360 But they were down three rep and Rosie's like this, 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.800 this is embarrassing. This game's over, and Common's like there's 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.640 three innings left and anything can happen. Rosie's like, well, 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.000 I mean, come on, this said they can't get anything gone, 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.159 come on, it's over. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.920 Colin's like, are you allowed to score runs in the 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.919 ninth because it's not over yet? No, I mean this 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.760 is just this is terrible, right, it is terrible, And. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.520 Then of course walk off Grand Slam Twins win. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.360 Whoopsies, Sorry, Rosie Colon was right. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.440 There were three innings left when they were complaining, and 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.240 the Twins won in dramatic fashion. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:40.960 Yes they did. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:41.880 That's pretty cool. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.800 And Rosie was rambling about the twins. Probably Sauce you out. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:48.680 He did wrap me up. Did you expect him to 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.600 immediately say Sauce is texted me he says, you're rambling. 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:55.680 Absolutely not. I did not think that's how it would go. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:57.159 That is a pretty good bit though. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.520 Yeah, it's a great way to get Rosie to stop 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.200 railing rambling without saying I think you're rambling. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:06.960 Yeah, sure, yeah, correct, Yeah, I could blame for a 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:08.159 lot of things. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.159 But yeah, I did not think. I did not think 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:17.240 he'd say that. He did. Here we are, yep, here 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:17.520 we are. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:23.240 But he also said that I agree with him. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.480 Common Yeah, yeah exactly. Yeah, well he was. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:29.400 But yeah, still, the text should be sacred. Are you 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:32.560 standing up for me the concept of a sacred text? 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:32.800 Sure? 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.560 Yeah, I didn't think you are right or just say 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.560 six one two guys says you're rambling. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.800 Just say the text line, which is a bunch of 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:42.600 rubs texting. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:49.599 The text says you're rambling, Yeah, which it probably was. Well, 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.000 thank you man. Yeah, I didn't think he'd out me 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:52.560 like that. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.160 I was sitting downstairs waiting for lou Dog to get 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.880 up from his nap, and I'm like, I'm gonna text 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.000 Common and then he read it on the air. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.800 Sure did I got ripped? Uh No, Parish today, Marty 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.279 will be here in like an hour or so, and 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.720 then Julia Daniels will be here at seven thirty. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.960 Tommy also will be here one minute before that. And 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.360 yes he is aware she's female, but he's still going 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:15.840 to be here. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.440 On time, Lawyer Lambert. Later, your dad's going. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.640 To be playing against Christian Company today and Noro and 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.480 you guys will square off at eight fifteen. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.240 That's a big day. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.680 Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:35.520 Uh hey, Sauce, I just opened up a hip cricket 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.520 and the text line says you have vitamin deficiencies. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.880 Wait a minute, the text line, Yeah, I know I'm 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.280 looking at my phone, but I'm reading off of the 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:51.480 cafe and text line six four six eighty six says 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.440 meat sauce has vitamin deficiencies. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:08:00.400 Come on, man, oh that's the text line, not any 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:02.280 one individual, Lee. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:07.160 That is correct. It was not Lee. Yeah, it wasn't Lee. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.320 Well that's kind of her. The text line says you're rambling. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.880 Oh, well, that's not very kind of the text line. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:15.440 Oh Lee. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:18.720 Yeah, it figures. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.640 Again, my favorite thing to do in the morning before 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.320 I close the text. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.320 Line because I ain't got time for that, right. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.160 It's so fun to see which text Barrero decides to 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.880 argue with, because there's a whole you know, there's a 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.880 whole bunch of positive texts, a whole bunch of negative 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.280 text That's how it works. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.280 It's like the Internet. So let's just and he gets 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.560 texted a lot because he asked for a lot of text, 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.600 which is cool. He likes engaging with the text. It's fine. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.280 So he's getting just a pile of texts every day, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.840 and if you just look at the negative ones. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.880 It's like, oh, man, that guy really took a shot 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.520 at him. That guy really took a shot at him. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.520 That guy really took a shot at him. But then 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.679 you'll go well, that's the one that he picked. A 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.600 respe it's. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.720 Always interesting to see which ones he picked, and it's 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:07.200 almost always about the ones going geez, twenty minutes about 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.040 the links boring and it'll be like. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.760 Uh been doing it a long time, high level. I 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.959 think we know what we're doing. If you tell him 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.000 what to do. When it comes to the radio show, 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:20.920 he gets very defensive. Did anyone tell him he never played? 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:22.280 He doesn't like. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:25.120 He doesn't like that either when it's you never played 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.920 the game, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:27.800 that's another trigger. 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.199 Sure, sure, sure. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.520 I think the text line is lighting up. Oh hey 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.880 on I close the actual text line. Let me see 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:40.760 if my other text line is lighting up. So far 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.480 just says you have vitamin deficiencies, which is about the 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.320 way very accurate. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:58.400 I think get another one. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:01.400 I can't wait. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:02.600 One of these days. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:03.840 He's going to react to that. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:04.560 You wait and see. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.040 And so that's the name. So what do you guys, 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.280 if he ever says. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.800 That, why did you pick that name? 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:17.600 He will I mean, I'm telling you, he will react. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:19.080 He will. 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.920 He will react to it. Eventually, it's gonna happen. Why 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.000 is that I wanted it to be something that could 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:25.520 be real. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.120 You should have put an h in there. Why is 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:33.880 that the name? 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.120 Like I said, I think he would say that could 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.360 really be somebody's name, But it will. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.400 I will know for sure. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:48.120 You get a new phone, No, I have my ways cool? 0:10:48.440 --> 0:11:00.720 Yeah, he I mean, I don't know if he's going 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:01.520 to fall for the name. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.320 I think he will. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.280 Man, it would be great if you did. Oh my god, 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.680 we'd have yeah. I mean even the first name is 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:10.720 pretty like sure. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.120 Yeah. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.000 Not a lot of people have that name, right yeah. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.679 And so if you guys hear that first name from 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.920 that city, even if I don't use the last name. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.480 You'll still know it's you. Yeah, well I'll know it's you. Yeah, exactly. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:30.040 I love it. Oh man, all right the text line, 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.400 yeah it can be real? 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.160 Mean oh yeah, man, they don't. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.600 Yeah real. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.640 That's why I close it. Yeah, I'm doing a show. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.880 I'm working. I don't want to work at a job 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.120 where I get yelled at by people for three and 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:43.840 a half hours. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.480 I did that. It was called best Buy customer service 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:51.040 when I was in college. Right, yeah. Why can't you 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:54.000 take this CD back? Because it's opened. You either listen 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.760 to it or you burned it. Yeah, we're not taking 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.640 it back. It's the policy. Everybody knows that. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.439 And then they would just absolute obscenities in my face. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:03.680 I was twenty. I was terrified. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.320 You gotta be care. I mean like, I can't send him. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.240 I just can't send him this text. I gotta be 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:09.960 and I gotta be. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:19.040 Oh boy, Cliff's gotta be classier, right, why are you gonna. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:20.480 I got to be classic? 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.440 Well again, my sources say he does. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.480 We're doing a show for three people here, but who cares? 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.040 And I think we could all say that we have 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.400 sources that confirm that is the case. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:41.000 Shocking. There's been some shocking things in my life. 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.000 Yeap nine to eleven, A. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:50.320 God, why would Cliffs say that? 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.120 How do you do? 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:51.480 Man? 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.920 How do you not understand this? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.679 He said it? Did I say? I didn't say he 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.640 said it on the I don't know if you exact. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.720 Did I say that? Yeah? You said the name? Oh damnit? 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:04.240 He did? 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:04.960 See? 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.520 Okay, Well, they don't perpetuate it. Then I didn't hear 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.480 it either, but definitely don't say it again. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.280 That's okay, just change the first na. Definitely. Yet, that's 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:17.720 a great name. So what about Hosky again. You don't 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:18.880 do it? Yeah, don't do it? 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:20.080 Well, you're not a spy. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.720 Oh I'm dumb. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.520 Yeah, you guys like my beetle Juice shirt, you're. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.480 What beeal juice? It does look like a beetle juice? 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:28.400 Who me? 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.560 I bought it because when I bought it, I thought 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.800 it looked like a Nirvana Kurk kobainer. But then I 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.360 saw myself in the mirror and the elevator. I was like, nope, 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.160 And you're. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.440 Like, where's the gag? You a little action? I like it? 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.600 Thank you? 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:41.080 And why not? 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:41.679 You? 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.000 I wanted to look good for Tommy today. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:48.800 Yep, that's it. Hey, do you think what you're doing? 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.200 Do you think what you're doing, which is sending trolling 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.760 texts via the six four six eight six text line, 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:55.319 do you. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.840 Think do you think that's a fireable offense? 0:13:59.120 --> 0:13:59.320 Sure? 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.920 Hope, I mean this is all here, it's you are. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:06.040 You're one employee rolling another one. Now, in no way 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:10.680 is he required to respond to any text but pull 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:11.240 your hands out. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:20.920 Did you hear what he said about Mark Rosie and yesterday? 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.520 No, it's not a fire bull fence. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.160 No, no. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.480 Can you imagine if the iHeart lawyer sat you down 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.720 there like mister Hockey, did you or did you not? 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:33.680 On the afternoon of Thursday, July thirtieth, send a series 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:37.280 of six texts telling Dan Burrow he never played the 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.800 game and that's why he doesn't know what he's talking about. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.480 First of all, I don't know what you're talking about. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:50.680 And all, uh, you can't prove that that's an encrypted 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.400 number from what I've been told. 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.600 Yeah, that he that he may or may not pay 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.800 for mister Hockey, is it not the case that you 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:04.600 pay for a separate phone line just control other hosts 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.520 of caf in? Is that not accurate? 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:11.680 Is that not definition the dumbest spending of money. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.320 Honestly, I've just spent some dumb money in my life. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.440 But I literally do this. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:20.800 I mean, this is the equivalent of master baiting home 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:25.640 on my couch by my radio, just waiting for Cliff's 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:32.400 name to be read, just praying, yeah, just praying, friend, 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:33.840 God's I don't even believe it. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:38.160 Please this wouldn't go through. And every time I hear 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.560 I disappeared on me. Hold on, let me get it. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:45.720 It's please be aroused again. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.440 How great of a moment will it be for Power 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.160 Trip listeners. If one day they're all driving along, driving along, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:53.760 and he's just. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:58.480 Like Cliff enough. I know, I didn't play the game, 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:04.640 stop texting that. He just has that enough you will hear. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:07.480 You'll hear it. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:17.400 Getting six five one guy, we get it. You never 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:26.800 played the game. You don't know what you're talking about. Guys, man, 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.920 it's so much fun. You could be talking about a 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:33.880 limping curl. You never played. You don't know the best persons. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.440 When I'm driving along, driving along and I'm. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.520 Like this will going to a gig and I getting 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.960 text out of nowhere from guards to going, was that. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:53.160 You moments like these all miss taking away from us. 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.160 When I'm being taken away in handcuffs. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.400 Yeah, you know what she's doing. You know what you 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:00.680 do well of these days? 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:02.800 You know, Like how in every war scene in the 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.600 history of movies, like in Braveheart, like William Wallace will 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.000 like hold up a sword and be like hold and 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.480 then just essentially like unleash his hell when he says 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:17.320 like go charge. We all coordinate with the Power Trip listeners, 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.280 and then at like three forty one day we basically 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.879 had like a random like we'll say like Hey, when 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:28.240 we send out a photoce on Twitter, just on leashall 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.000 in the inbox just gets flooded with shut up, Dan, 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:34.520 you never played. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:39.440 And he just gets seven thousand texts telling him he 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:40.720 doesn't know what he's talking about. 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.360 It's the equivalent of like one of those things where 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:47.320 a bunch of people meet up in a mall and dance. 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:50.639 Yeah, flash Mob, Flash we do a You never played 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:54.040 the game flash Mob over the six four six eight 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:55.040 six texts. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:57.880 And did just think I always did. 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.880 The reason that I'm so tickled by it is because 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.879 it's the equivalent of somebody texting me right now and saying, 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.920 you're a bald, white, middle aged man. 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.119 He did not play the game. Why does it make 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:08.720 him so angry? 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.760 It doesn't people say that, I'll tell it's fine, it's true, 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.399 it's true, it's true. 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.720 Well, it's it is like the stick to sports thing, 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.720 right when when when people tell, like on on social media, 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:23.080 when it's like stick to sports, it's it's always people 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.040 that are also not in the job that they're complaining, 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.440 especially when it comes to politics. Right when it's like, so, wait, 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.240 since we are on a sports radio show, we're not 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.600 allowed to talk politics. But you work at Costco and 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.640 you are what's the difference. You're allowed to and I'm 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:39.439 allowed to. He's allowed to everybody. So it's it is 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.560 funny that that, well, he never played football, so he 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:43.639 can't analyze football. 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.719 Well, of course he can, of course, but it pisses 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:47.600 him off when you say that he can't. I know it. 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.680 In fact, some of the best analysts that we have 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.320 in sports are people that didn't play the game. 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:57.240 Because they because they think a little outside the box, right, 0:18:57.280 --> 0:18:59.880 and they also ask and rely on people that did 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.000 complete to gain knowledge. 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:05.560 Yeah, I love I can absolutely decide whether or not 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:06.399 I like a movie or not. 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:07.200 I've never made a movie. 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:10.800 You're act exactly. Yeah, some of the best critics are 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.560 not actors or directors. It's just people that love the 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:17.480 art of film. Yeah, Mister's never made them. Well, sure, 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.280 he's made a few movies. By the way, mister Z 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.400 is saying every time every day this week I've talked 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.240 to him. He thinks the number for Spider Man is 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.199 going higher and higher than he previously thought, is going 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:27.840 to be massive. 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:28.879 We're going to see it today. 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:30.640 This may be the greatest example of. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:36.320 What don't worry about it. No, I'm not seeing it. 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:39.240 Then no, But actually my twelve year old said, can 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.320 we go see Spider Man? I'm like, what are you? 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.600 My kid? Are you sure so we're going? 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.040 No, not that time. No, you're not going to know. 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:50.760 I'm going past your bedtime. You can keep flashing numbers 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.920 way past your bedtime. You what were saying, Chris, something 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:54.680 about Spider Man? 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:56.919 What theater are you going? Oh, don't worry about it. 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.679 It's the ultimate example that I'm no longer part of this. 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:03.600 I have no interest in seeing that film. 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:04.640 Zero interesting. 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:05.600 Yeah, I can't wait. 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.000 I don't know. My wife, I've seen way too many 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.560 Superhero game. If I never see another one, I'll be okay. 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:11.360 I couldn't agree more. 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.560 But I was not going to go see this at 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:15.120 all until she asked, like three days ago. 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:18.160 I'm like, sure, I guess and again gotta go. Yeah. Yeah, 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:20.919 And you said you liked the Fantastic Four. Yeah that 0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:22.080