WEBVTT - Crazy Relative 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojoe in the morning show. So Zach

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<v Speaker 1>and I are going to be doing Easter together. Zach,

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<v Speaker 1>you should come in for this one. So I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>about this because I actually well and it came in

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<v Speaker 1>passing on Monday. I said to Zacha, go, Zach, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got going on? And he said, well, I'm doing okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And he wasn't like saying it in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to like, you know, have me feel

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for him. He was honestly saying it in a

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<v Speaker 1>way the way he's just kind of telling me his week.

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<v Speaker 1>But he said that his whole family is out of

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<v Speaker 1>town this week and he is dog sitting for his sister,

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<v Speaker 1>brother in law and the kids. And I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so that means that they're not even going to be

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<v Speaker 1>home for Easter. And he's like, no, I'll be home

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<v Speaker 1>alone by on Easter. And I thought, oh, Zach can't

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<v Speaker 1>be home alone, Like you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a couple of days of the year that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't be home alone. One of them is definitely not

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<v Speaker 1>home alone on Christmas. The next day that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>home alone is Easter, and then probably after that you're

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<v Speaker 1>on your own. Your birthday is another one of those

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<v Speaker 1>days too, Yeah, you should have. They should have your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>So Zach, Chelsea, myself, Luke, my son, and then our

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<v Speaker 1>friends Dennis and Leah's son Max, who's like my son too,

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<v Speaker 1>we're all going to a brunch together. So we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to an Easter brunch and it's one of those brunches

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<v Speaker 1>that's not like the kids these days, like the brunches

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<v Speaker 1>like we go to brunch on Sundays where all they

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<v Speaker 1>do is go to breakfast with a mimosa. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>like to me, that's not brunch. Brunch to me is

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<v Speaker 1>a freaking long buffet where it starts with salad and

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<v Speaker 1>it ends with a big cow or something, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like it ends with a lot of cuddy.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what we're going to tell me more so,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to We're going to a brunch that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not kidding you. If you want to, you can gain

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred pounds at it. Like is that good? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So should I not eat?

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<v Speaker 2>Said?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I always say eat a little bit because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get to a point where you get

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<v Speaker 1>so full off of the the shrimp cocktail or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there noms though, Oh, they'll have a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy Mary's Mimosa's Ikfast. Yes, your family out of town too,

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<v Speaker 1>now figure it out. So I was having a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with a buddy of mine because he and his family

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<v Speaker 1>are going to also be there, and they've been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking and he said, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>that crazy relative? And I said, yeah, we all got

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a crazy relative. And he said, his crazy

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<v Speaker 1>relative is his sister. And his sister and whole family

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<v Speaker 1>are coming to this brunch that we're having. And last

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<v Speaker 1>year at the brunch, his sister went up at the

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<v Speaker 1>end and got five plates, big plates, like the dinner

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<v Speaker 1>size plates that we have, and she went up and

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<v Speaker 1>got a whole bunch of food like mounded it like

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like a mountain, like Mount Kilimanjara or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and walked up and filled all five of those plates,

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<v Speaker 1>and literally one plate was the guy was carving a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of beef and ham and stuff. It was loaded

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<v Speaker 1>with meat. He said, he said, this is no joke, Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, there was enough meat on there that it

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<v Speaker 1>could have fed yours and my family. She went back

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<v Speaker 1>to the table, sat down, and then asked for carry

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<v Speaker 1>out boxes. Oh gosh, well, they don't do this at

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<v Speaker 1>these times. They don't give you. They might give you

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a carry out box, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a couple of things, but they ain't filling

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<v Speaker 1>her five that's thievery right there. Should I bring my own? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that is the possibility of what you should think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you really want to bring food home with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of the questions I wanted to ask was

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<v Speaker 1>who's your crazy relative? Who is the relative that you

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<v Speaker 1>would say is the relative that you have to either

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<v Speaker 1>apologize for or just not invite all together. Back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day on this radio show, we all knew who

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon's was. We haven't heard from him in air forever.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't either. Cousin Russ.

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<v Speaker 1>Cousin Russ is Shannon's cousin who he was? Kind of like? This,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't he? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean he always came with takeout containers to Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>Eve and what's the Italian place here in Eastern Market?

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<v Speaker 4>We did, like a big no Roma cafe or Roman village?

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<v Speaker 4>Which one is this Roman cafe? And he brought takeout

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<v Speaker 4>containers there when we had a family dinner there.

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<v Speaker 3>He was known for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeaheah.

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta do a welfare check on cousin russ Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Make sure he's good out here.

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<v Speaker 3>He's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that cousin Ross? Cousin Ross is such

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy relative. He didn't even know where Shannon lives. Really.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually don't even think he has my phone number.

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<v Speaker 6>First cousin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 6>I had an uncle, Uncle Ricky. He's no longer with us, rip,

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<v Speaker 6>but I remember every time he would come over, my

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<v Speaker 6>sister and I would hide because he had a really

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<v Speaker 6>big beard and he smoked and it always smelled like smoke,

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<v Speaker 6>and he would like try to give us a kiss

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<v Speaker 6>on his cheek, but he would rub his beard all

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<v Speaker 6>over our face and we're like Uncle Ricky, So we

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<v Speaker 6>would always hide upstairs. And my parents were like, you

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<v Speaker 6>have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Come down and say he would hide from yeah, uncle Ricky,

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<v Speaker 1>because you would have you would have rashes. Yeah, I'm plus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the secret song A four four Mojo live eight

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<v Speaker 1>four four six six five six five four eight or

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<v Speaker 1>tax nine five five zero zero. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>who is the the embarrassing crazy misfit relative. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>misfit relative, And honestly, if we could, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>fun to talk to them, like it would be honestly related,

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<v Speaker 1>but not related.

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<v Speaker 5>Like on the plates my family, Some people in my family,

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<v Speaker 5>especially on Thanksgiving, they'll come in and make their to

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<v Speaker 5>go plate first.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot do it. I cannot put.

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<v Speaker 5>That to the side, get it wrapped up in a

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<v Speaker 5>grocery bag, a little carry out bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of situation, and then make the plate that you'll

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<v Speaker 1>Actually what do people do when they're doing that?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>What happens if you run out of food early and

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<v Speaker 1>they have food in their carry out?

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<v Speaker 5>You never You never run out of food though.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying, what would hypothetically be the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>you would do? Would you just get it out of there?

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<v Speaker 1>Were order in pizzas?

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<v Speaker 5>Can't take somebody's plate that they distribute it to everybody else?

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't, they don't own it. We get a little

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<v Speaker 1>extra corn here. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>put me in a bad spot for like Thanksgiving when

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<v Speaker 1>we have to take a picture of our plates.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my fault, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why what's wrong? Because I want my plate to look awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>On the social media. So I'm standing that baby, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the family's like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always halfway through my own.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, Crapper, do me a favor though on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday for Easter. Don't hold back like I want you, like, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>don't hold back because then I'll look like the only

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<v Speaker 1>person I told Jelsey. I'm like, I want to skip

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<v Speaker 1>a shot this week. You know what I mean? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to go for it, all right, Tammy? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy relative?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so my ex grandmother in law, I guess you

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<v Speaker 7>would call it. She used to take baggies to Ponderosa.

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<v Speaker 3>They ever buster because I feel like that was a thing.

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<v Speaker 7>It was up north in a town that won't not

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<v Speaker 7>be named, but just because they're all listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Yeah, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 7>A giant purse. I wont part she had that big purse,

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<v Speaker 7>and because she had baggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wings, I loved ponder Rosa was the best. What's up, Ashley?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? First time long? Crazy? Yes? I was gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>a story about my sister. She was definitely the misfit

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<v Speaker 2>sibling or relative. Yeah, growing up, my sister used to

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<v Speaker 2>always just do bad things like one time she was

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<v Speaker 2>driving my mom's car and she crashed it like into

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<v Speaker 2>the side of our house a little bit and wrecked it.

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<v Speaker 2>And she lied about it and said like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how that happened. It just showed.

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<v Speaker 1>Up like.

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<v Speaker 2>No literally, yeah, And like she crashed her car one

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<v Speaker 2>day on the way to work, and she blamed it

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<v Speaker 2>on somebody else. She said she got hit from behind

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<v Speaker 2>and then her car like ran into the person in

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<v Speaker 2>front of her, and so like there was this big

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<v Speaker 2>investigation and like a week later, the police came and

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<v Speaker 2>knocked on the door and were like, hey, are you

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<v Speaker 2>sure this is what happened, because it makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>And then my sister was like, Okay, I lied. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually I was actually my thought I was on my

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<v Speaker 2>phone and I hit them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't even know what happened from that, but yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, that's crazy. I had one time. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a non relative, but it was like a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>the families came over for a family party and it

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<v Speaker 1>gave my neighbor a lawn job, and the neighbors like

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<v Speaker 1>like they drove the lawn and they when the neighbor said,

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbor said, hey, I think I know whose car

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<v Speaker 1>it was because I saw the color of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>They completely lied.

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<v Speaker 6>Ring camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now it wouldn't work. What's up, Nicole? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Amojo?

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<v Speaker 7>Actually I was also the turkey girl that fell on

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<v Speaker 7>my face when we.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the turkey tackles.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing what's happening? Who's the who's the embarrassing relative?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 7>So actually it's my mother my sister's bachelor att party.

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<v Speaker 7>We went downtown Detroit, party busing and everything, and my

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<v Speaker 7>mom got so drunk that she had to be carried

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<v Speaker 7>out of the bar by me, and then we had

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<v Speaker 7>to take her on the party bus back to her

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<v Speaker 7>house at like nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>In the evening.

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<v Speaker 6>It was my mom, is this the usual?

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<v Speaker 2>She's it's like it's the usual, like when she drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the usual. Her and my sister.

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<v Speaker 2>They just don't know how to handle their liquor.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole, I forget, I forget. But let me try to

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<v Speaker 1>guess where you're from. Are you from? You're from like Trenton?

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<v Speaker 1>Where you're from?

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<v Speaker 2>Im from the place? You don't? Like? Downriver?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I love Downriver?

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<v Speaker 6>What part?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Let me guess, Taylor, No, let's see here. Hold

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<v Speaker 1>on a second, Whyan Dot Nope, Allen Park, Lincoln, Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. That's a down river girl and a

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<v Speaker 1>downriver mom. I love it. We love you.

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<v Speaker 7>But I was born in Limore like I was born

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<v Speaker 7>in Whittemore Lake, so I was praise in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's fancy. Whitmore Lake is fancy. That's fancy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You're nearly there, so all right, Well so I'm not.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not a downriver girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fancy girl from.

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<v Speaker 1>We're from WASHINGTONA County. So thank you for the college.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciate you.