Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojoe in the morning show. So Zach
Speaker 1: and I are going to be doing Easter together. Zach,
Speaker 1: you should come in for this one. So I'm excited
Speaker 1: about this because I actually well and it came in
Speaker 1: passing on Monday. I said to Zacha, go, Zach, what
Speaker 1: you got going on? And he said, well, I'm doing okay.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't like saying it in a way that
Speaker 1: he was trying to like, you know, have me feel
Speaker 1: sorry for him. He was honestly saying it in a
Speaker 1: way the way he's just kind of telling me his week.
Speaker 1: But he said that his whole family is out of
Speaker 1: town this week and he is dog sitting for his sister,
Speaker 1: brother in law and the kids. And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: so that means that they're not even going to be
Speaker 1: home for Easter. And he's like, no, I'll be home
Speaker 1: alone by on Easter. And I thought, oh, Zach can't
Speaker 1: be home alone, Like you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of days of the year that you
Speaker 1: can't be home alone. One of them is definitely not
Speaker 1: home alone on Christmas. The next day that you're not
Speaker 1: home alone is Easter, and then probably after that you're
Speaker 1: on your own. Your birthday is another one of those
Speaker 1: days too, Yeah, you should have. They should have your birthday.
Speaker 1: So Zach, Chelsea, myself, Luke, my son, and then our
Speaker 1: friends Dennis and Leah's son Max, who's like my son too,
Speaker 1: we're all going to a brunch together. So we're going
Speaker 1: to an Easter brunch and it's one of those brunches
Speaker 1: that's not like the kids these days, like the brunches
Speaker 1: like we go to brunch on Sundays where all they
Speaker 1: do is go to breakfast with a mimosa. Like there's
Speaker 1: like to me, that's not brunch. Brunch to me is
Speaker 1: a freaking long buffet where it starts with salad and
Speaker 1: it ends with a big cow or something, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like it ends with a lot of cuddy.
Speaker 1: And that's what we're going to tell me more so,
Speaker 1: we're going to We're going to a brunch that I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding you. If you want to, you can gain
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds at it. Like is that good? Okay?
Speaker 1: So should I not eat?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I always say eat a little bit because you
Speaker 1: don't want to get to a point where you get
Speaker 1: so full off of the the shrimp cocktail or whatever.
Speaker 1: Are there noms though, Oh, they'll have a ton of
Speaker 1: Buddy Mary's Mimosa's Ikfast. Yes, your family out of town too,
Speaker 1: now figure it out. So I was having a conversation
Speaker 1: with a buddy of mine because he and his family
Speaker 1: are going to also be there, and they've been there before,
Speaker 1: and we were talking and he said, do you have
Speaker 1: that crazy relative? And I said, yeah, we all got
Speaker 1: kind of a crazy relative. And he said, his crazy
Speaker 1: relative is his sister. And his sister and whole family
Speaker 1: are coming to this brunch that we're having. And last
Speaker 1: year at the brunch, his sister went up at the
Speaker 1: end and got five plates, big plates, like the dinner
Speaker 1: size plates that we have, and she went up and
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of food like mounded it like
Speaker 1: it looked like a mountain, like Mount Kilimanjara or whatever,
Speaker 1: and walked up and filled all five of those plates,
Speaker 1: and literally one plate was the guy was carving a
Speaker 1: bunch of beef and ham and stuff. It was loaded
Speaker 1: with meat. He said, he said, this is no joke, Tom.
Speaker 1: He goes, there was enough meat on there that it
Speaker 1: could have fed yours and my family. She went back
Speaker 1: to the table, sat down, and then asked for carry
Speaker 1: out boxes. Oh gosh, well, they don't do this at
Speaker 1: these times. They don't give you. They might give you
Speaker 1: a little bit of a carry out box, like if
Speaker 1: you have a couple of things, but they ain't filling
Speaker 1: her five that's thievery right there. Should I bring my own? Well,
Speaker 1: that is the possibility of what you should think about it,
Speaker 1: like if you really want to bring food home with you.
Speaker 1: But one of the questions I wanted to ask was
Speaker 1: who's your crazy relative? Who is the relative that you
Speaker 1: would say is the relative that you have to either
Speaker 1: apologize for or just not invite all together. Back in
Speaker 1: the day on this radio show, we all knew who
Speaker 1: Shannon's was. We haven't heard from him in air forever.
Speaker 3: I haven't either. Cousin Russ.
Speaker 1: Cousin Russ is Shannon's cousin who he was? Kind of like? This,
Speaker 1: wasn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean he always came with takeout containers to Christmas
Speaker 4: Eve and what's the Italian place here in Eastern Market?
Speaker 4: We did, like a big no Roma cafe or Roman village?
Speaker 4: Which one is this Roman cafe? And he brought takeout
Speaker 4: containers there when we had a family dinner there.
Speaker 3: He was known for this.
Speaker 1: Yeaheah.
Speaker 5: You gotta do a welfare check on cousin russ Man.
Speaker 5: Make sure he's good out here.
Speaker 3: He's fine.
Speaker 1: Do you know that cousin Ross? Cousin Ross is such
Speaker 1: the crazy relative. He didn't even know where Shannon lives. Really.
Speaker 3: I actually don't even think he has my phone number.
Speaker 6: First cousin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow.
Speaker 6: I had an uncle, Uncle Ricky. He's no longer with us, rip,
Speaker 6: but I remember every time he would come over, my
Speaker 6: sister and I would hide because he had a really
Speaker 6: big beard and he smoked and it always smelled like smoke,
Speaker 6: and he would like try to give us a kiss
Speaker 6: on his cheek, but he would rub his beard all
Speaker 6: over our face and we're like Uncle Ricky, So we
Speaker 6: would always hide upstairs. And my parents were like, you
Speaker 6: have to.
Speaker 1: Come down and say he would hide from yeah, uncle Ricky,
Speaker 1: because you would have you would have rashes. Yeah, I'm plus.
Speaker 1: That's the secret song A four four Mojo live eight
Speaker 1: four four six six five six five four eight or
Speaker 1: tax nine five five zero zero. I want to know
Speaker 1: who is the the embarrassing crazy misfit relative. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: misfit relative, And honestly, if we could, it would be
Speaker 1: fun to talk to them, like it would be honestly related,
Speaker 1: but not related.
Speaker 5: Like on the plates my family, Some people in my family,
Speaker 5: especially on Thanksgiving, they'll come in and make their to
Speaker 5: go plate first.
Speaker 3: You cannot do it. I cannot put.
Speaker 5: That to the side, get it wrapped up in a
Speaker 5: grocery bag, a little carry out bag.
Speaker 1: Type of situation, and then make the plate that you'll
Speaker 1: Actually what do people do when they're doing that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 1: What happens if you run out of food early and
Speaker 1: they have food in their carry out?
Speaker 5: You never You never run out of food though.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, what would hypothetically be the thing that
Speaker 1: you would do? Would you just get it out of there?
Speaker 1: Were order in pizzas?
Speaker 5: Can't take somebody's plate that they distribute it to everybody else?
Speaker 1: They didn't, they don't own it. We get a little
Speaker 1: extra corn here. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You guys
Speaker 1: put me in a bad spot for like Thanksgiving when
Speaker 1: we have to take a picture of our plates.
Speaker 5: Oh my fault, thank you?
Speaker 1: Why what's wrong? Because I want my plate to look awesome.
Speaker 1: On the social media. So I'm standing that baby, you know,
Speaker 1: and then the family's like, Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm always halfway through my own.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Crapper, do me a favor though on
Speaker 1: Sunday for Easter. Don't hold back like I want you, like, literally,
Speaker 1: don't hold back because then I'll look like the only
Speaker 1: person I told Jelsey. I'm like, I want to skip
Speaker 1: a shot this week. You know what I mean? I
Speaker 1: don't want to go for it, all right, Tammy? Who's
Speaker 1: the crazy relative?
Speaker 7: Okay, so my ex grandmother in law, I guess you
Speaker 7: would call it. She used to take baggies to Ponderosa.
Speaker 3: They ever buster because I feel like that was a thing.
Speaker 7: It was up north in a town that won't not
Speaker 7: be named, but just because they're all listeners.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 7: A giant purse. I wont part she had that big purse,
Speaker 7: and because she had baggy.
Speaker 1: Wings, I loved ponder Rosa was the best. What's up, Ashley?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey? First time long? Crazy? Yes? I was gonna tell
Speaker 2: a story about my sister. She was definitely the misfit
Speaker 2: sibling or relative. Yeah, growing up, my sister used to
Speaker 2: always just do bad things like one time she was
Speaker 2: driving my mom's car and she crashed it like into
Speaker 2: the side of our house a little bit and wrecked it.
Speaker 2: And she lied about it and said like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know how that happened. It just showed.
Speaker 1: Up like.
Speaker 2: No literally, yeah, And like she crashed her car one
Speaker 2: day on the way to work, and she blamed it
Speaker 2: on somebody else. She said she got hit from behind
Speaker 2: and then her car like ran into the person in
Speaker 2: front of her, and so like there was this big
Speaker 2: investigation and like a week later, the police came and
Speaker 2: knocked on the door and were like, hey, are you
Speaker 2: sure this is what happened, because it makes no sense.
Speaker 2: And then my sister was like, Okay, I lied. I
Speaker 2: actually I was actually my thought I was on my
Speaker 2: phone and I hit them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually don't even know what happened from that, but yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that's crazy. I had one time. It was
Speaker 1: a non relative, but it was like a friend of
Speaker 1: the families came over for a family party and it
Speaker 1: gave my neighbor a lawn job, and the neighbors like
Speaker 1: like they drove the lawn and they when the neighbor said,
Speaker 1: the neighbor said, hey, I think I know whose car
Speaker 1: it was because I saw the color of the car.
Speaker 1: They completely lied.
Speaker 6: Ring camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it wouldn't work. What's up, Nicole? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Amojo?
Speaker 7: Actually I was also the turkey girl that fell on
Speaker 7: my face when we.
Speaker 2: Did the turkey tackles.
Speaker 1: Doing what's happening? Who's the who's the embarrassing relative?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: So actually it's my mother my sister's bachelor att party.
Speaker 7: We went downtown Detroit, party busing and everything, and my
Speaker 7: mom got so drunk that she had to be carried
Speaker 7: out of the bar by me, and then we had
Speaker 7: to take her on the party bus back to her
Speaker 7: house at like nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: In the evening.
Speaker 6: It was my mom, is this the usual?
Speaker 2: She's it's like it's the usual, like when she drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the usual. Her and my sister.
Speaker 2: They just don't know how to handle their liquor.
Speaker 1: Nicole, I forget, I forget. But let me try to
Speaker 1: guess where you're from. Are you from? You're from like Trenton?
Speaker 1: Where you're from?
Speaker 2: Im from the place? You don't? Like? Downriver?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love Downriver?
Speaker 6: What part?
Speaker 1: Wait? Let me guess, Taylor, No, let's see here. Hold
Speaker 1: on a second, Whyan Dot Nope, Allen Park, Lincoln, Lincoln.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's a down river girl and a
Speaker 1: downriver mom. I love it. We love you.
Speaker 7: But I was born in Limore like I was born
Speaker 7: in Whittemore Lake, so I was praise in the country.
Speaker 1: No, that's fancy. Whitmore Lake is fancy. That's fancy stuff.
Speaker 1: You're nearly there, so all right, Well so I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm not a downriver girl.
Speaker 2: I'm fancy girl from.
Speaker 1: We're from WASHINGTONA County. So thank you for the college.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you.