1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: If you're listening to Mark on the iHeartRadio. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 2: App, save time and tap the breset button. Now. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: Now back to the Mark Simone Show on wo R eight. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: Let's say some calls. Eight hundred three two one zero 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: seven ten is a number one. Let's go to Frank 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: in Arizona. Frank, how you doing? 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 3: Hey, Mark, Mark, we'll listening to you. 8 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 4: I went online. 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 3: It took me exactly six minutes to get a copy 10 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 3: of my birth certificate. It course sixty seven dollars and 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 3: I'll have it in three days. 12 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: How's that? It's unbelievable. You're a citizen. You're a citizen 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: of this country. 14 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,279 Speaker 3: Yes I am, sir. 15 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you must be some super genius to have 16 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: figured that out, because Mika Brazinski says she can't figure 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: out how to get a birth certificate. 18 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 5: So and I never went to college. 19 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 3: Legend that unbelievable. 20 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. Pretty easy to do. Well, you just went 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: to some there's a bunch of companies. They'll get you 22 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: your birsit. 23 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 3: Oh god, there's a ton of them. Yeah, there's a 24 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 3: ton of them. 25 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 26 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: It to me. Kick when you put what you put 28 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: in your name, where you were born that kind of thing. 29 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, that's it. That's it. You know, Hackenstat New 30 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 3: Jersey was born and uh yeah, so they said, well 31 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 3: since three days, I'll have it. 32 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not batter all right, great call Frank. Yeah, 33 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: it's easy to do. You go to one of these sites. 34 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: You put in your your birth date, date, you were born, 35 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: where you're at, city you were born, all that kind 36 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: of stuff, what state, and you'll get your birthday. That 37 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: mean they'll charge you whatever it is, forty bucks or something, 38 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: but you'll get your birthday to it. Let's go to 39 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: Randall and Maryland. Randall, how you. 40 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,759 Speaker 5: Doing good, Mark? Well, Les Moore got booed and opening 41 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 5: down at Baltimore yesterday. 42 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: They still got a team there. Wow in Baltimore. Wait 43 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,839 Speaker 1: oh yeah no, but why did he get booed? 44 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 5: Why does he get booed because he's losing support and 45 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 5: his his act day's working. 46 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, he's. 47 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 5: Even the Black Pop Vision abandoned him because he wasn't 48 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 5: in favor of reparation stud Yeah. 49 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: So you know, they kept talking about him for twenty 50 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: twenty eight. He'd be a presidential candidate. Apparently. 51 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 5: Oh I'm I'm so seck of him. 52 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: Apparently he was under serious consideration to be Kamala Harris's 53 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: vice presidential pick, but he did not pass the vetting. 54 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't know exactly why, but apparently oh. 55 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 5: That yeah, his resume is full of holes. 56 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, the vetting wasn't good. Well, thanks for calling you 57 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: know that crazy Mark Kelly, that angry, angry guy al 58 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: Wes see all of television bad mouthing Trump. Supposedly he 59 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: was on the list to be a Kamala vice president, 60 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: but they'd something in the vetting they didn't like, and 61 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 1: that was the end of that. Let's go to Erin 62 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: in Indianapolis. Erin, how you doing. 63 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,399 Speaker 5: Doing good? 64 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 3: Mark? 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 2: Speaking of dollar bills, you're forgetting the probably the biggest 66 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 2: use of dollar bills, and that is if you have 67 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 2: you heard of the term tuckable ones? 68 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: The what tuckable one? You're talking on a strip club? 69 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I figured that would have been your first example. 70 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what strip club you go to, but 71 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: if you shove a dollar in there, you're just gonna 72 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 1: get a dirty dollar. This is New York twenties, fifties hundreds. 73 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 2: Well, as a as a limo driver, I used to 74 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 2: drive people to those clubs, and so that's how I 75 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 2: kind of learned how that practice work. 76 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,679 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, years ago. It must have been dollars. Do 77 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: you have strip clubs there? And where are you in Indianapolis? 78 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 2: Indianapolis? Yeah, we have a few of them around here. 79 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: And what did the strippers? What do the strippers look 80 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: like Roseanne? 81 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there's some like that. 82 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 2: It's it depends. There's some higher class ones, but. 83 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: And they look like ros do. So yeah, all right, 84 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Let's go to Mike in Florida. Mike, 85 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: how you. 86 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 4: Doing morning, Mark? Yes, Mike, you mentioned the passing of 87 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,839 Speaker 4: Dash Crofts. Another guy who was in a similar vane 88 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 4: was Chip Taylor, who died the beginning of the week. 89 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: Who's Chip Taylor? 90 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 4: He's John Boyd's brother by birth. But he wrote a 91 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 4: wild thing. He wrote Angel of the Morning. Oh okay, 92 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 4: got that shows you how famous he was. Was one 93 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 4: of the best jays in the world. Doesn't know who 94 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 4: he is? 95 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: Well, I gotta be honest, I'm sitting here at iHeart 96 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: where on this floor we have the five biggest music 97 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: stations in the world, Z one hundreds over there, Light 98 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: FM and all these stations. If you walk down our hallways. 99 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: They have pictures in frames, hundreds of them along the 100 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: hallway of all the famous musical figures. I've walked up 101 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: and you'd be so impressed with these photos everybody in music. 102 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: You walk around here for hours, you're not going to 103 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: find a picture of Chip Taylor in any one of 104 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: those frames. 105 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 4: Maybe not even in John Boyd's house, his brother's house. 106 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: So I kind of feel bad for the guy. So 107 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: in today's world, if he says I'm Jim Taylor, who 108 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: I'm John Voight's brother, that's probably says this. 109 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 4: He did write wild Thing, though, which is a great 110 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 4: was one of the great songs of the sixties. 111 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, it's good, but it's twenty twenty six. 112 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: Go tell somebody who wrote wild Thing. They don't know 113 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Although Angel in the Morning there 114 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,679 Speaker 1: was a more recent hit version of it, right. 115 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 4: So right, it's right, it's only fifty years old. 116 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 5: Yeah. 117 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: The worst thing is to be somebody's brother, and that's 118 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,239 Speaker 1: how you identify yourself. 119 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 4: So that's why you probably had to change his name. 120 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, but on his driver's license he said brother coma 121 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: John Voights. 122 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 4: So hey, I have a quick question for you. So 123 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 4: on opening day I told one of the waitresses where 124 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 4: I go the infamous Soupy Sales joke about him taking 125 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: his girlfriend to the bull game, the baseball game. Did 126 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 4: you know Soupy very well? 127 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: He was on He was on my show a million, 128 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: probably every two weeks for years and years and years 129 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: and years. And remember we did that the Oldies Cruise. 130 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: Was that two thousand and eight. That was the last 131 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: time he ever came out in public. He came on 132 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: the cruise with us. Wow, what is what is the 133 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: famous joke? 134 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 4: He took his golfriend to the baseball game? She kissed 135 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 4: me between the strokes. I kissed it between the strikes 136 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 4: and she kissed me between. 137 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: The Oh wait a minute here, that's uh hard. 138 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 4: Off the air for that one. 139 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can wait back in the day. All right, 140 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: great call, Mike, thanks for calling. Say when we come 141 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 1: back speaking to music, the greatest DJ of all time, 142 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: the greatest living DJ radio legend, Scott Shannon, and we'll 143 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: talk to him about that. Mets the national anthem was 144 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: a complete disaster. We'll get to that in a moment. 145 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: That and more coming up on seven ten. W O R.