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Speaker 2: I had a prediction that you're going to come in.

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Speaker 1: You know, on a cloudy day. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 1: do and I s I said, I want to. I

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Speaker 3: Recognize you without them. You have very nice eyes.

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Speaker 1: Well you know what it is. It's just that they're

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Speaker 1: Did you just get in today, I just got off

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Speaker 3: Whiskey in the morning on the plane doesn't doesn't mess

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Speaker 1: Can I live?

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Speaker 4: You can live, but you can have a good time

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Speaker 4: with my life.

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I want to give you a little history

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Speaker 2: of you with this radio show. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you know your history with this radio show.

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Speaker 1: What did I do?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you what happened and this might

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Speaker 1: Damn I'm that old. Yeah, And let me tell you why,

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Speaker 2: We played a game years ago, and I think the

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Speaker 2: prize at the time was tickets to the Grammys, and

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Speaker 2: we came up with a game called who do you Know?

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Speaker 2: And you have to have the biggest celebrity call in

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Speaker 2: fifteen something years ago, maybe even longer than that, right,

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Speaker 2: Kanye West was one of them. Wow, a handful of

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Speaker 2: different people. Later, after the contest was over, people voted

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Speaker 1: That might stand true still today with all the mess easts, right, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: well get this five years ago? No way, get this?

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Speaker 1: So pissed everybody off.

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Speaker 2: The contest is over and Kanye calls back later and

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Speaker 2: this is what happened. Hey, you know you called this.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember. This was like six

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Speaker 2: months ago we played We're playing this game called who

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Speaker 2: do you Know? Remember, and you called in for someone

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Speaker 2: who we didn't believe it was you. And then we

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Speaker 2: promoting her new book, and she was like, Oh, that's

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Speaker 2: my Kanye. That's definitely my Kanye. And let me tell

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Speaker 2: you something. You said you were going to win and

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Speaker 2: you should have won, and we screwed up the contest.

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Speaker 2: We made it internet voting in this lady. The lady

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Speaker 2: who won, she had like, oh she cheated and she

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Speaker 1: Right, no, no, No, Marlon Wayans Marlon Wayne? Why got

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Speaker 1: But Adam Sandler really is a legend.

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Speaker 1: No more people know Adam Sandler. I had to. I

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Speaker 1: And you know what, to be very honest, back fifteen

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Speaker 1: years ago, I would agree Kanye West should have won.

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Speaker 1: the good music. That's yeah, let me tell you this,

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Speaker 1: Actually maybe right, but I sometimes I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 2: I would say once every couple of weeks, I'm by

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Speaker 1: Because he's the way he takes out like Susie. I'm

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Speaker 2: So thanks for coming is. We're very excited that we

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Speaker 1: Apparently nobody cares.

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Speaker 2: That was a long time ago. Malin Waians.

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Speaker 1: So you guys finished scary movie. Yeah, all dumb wrapped

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Speaker 1: June twelfth.

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Speaker 1: Our movie scary movie or Spielberg movie. I'm like, they're

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Speaker 1: We'll see. But no, it's an event, man. It's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, think about it first. There's an event because

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Speaker 1: it's the first time the Wayans Brothers back or with

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Speaker 1: the franchise Scary Movie, first time in twenty years, that

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Speaker 1: this conversation about everything that everybody's afraid to talk about,

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Speaker 1: from race, religion, politics, just everything all mashed into this

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Speaker 1: the divisive topics. But I think it's what has transpired

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Speaker 3: The franchise is epic, and right now people are craving nostalgia.

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Speaker 1: People need laughter nostalgia because nostalgia had a point of view,

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Speaker 1: They don't have a culture. They're not fighting for anything.

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Speaker 1: Everybody trying. I think, well, cultures, it doesn't exist. All

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Speaker 1: They want to laugh. If you leave it to social media,

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Speaker 2: Like so like Netflix, you know how you can't get

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Speaker 1: It's not even it's Twitter. Well you said social media,

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Speaker 1: it's all the bots.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna bring back something nostalgic, so something that

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Speaker 2: feel like Luther Vaners Janet Jackson, Are you how I

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Speaker 2: She did a song with Heavy D the Overweight level

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Speaker 1: uh did we actually had Heavy due this me and

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Speaker 1: Sean Well and Keenan. We wanted Heavy to do the

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Speaker 1: I just haven't exploded yet. A man, when that bomb

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Speaker 2: Speaking of you're performing tonight Friday Saturday at Stand Up Live? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Is anybody open for you?

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Speaker 1: Or you're the guy? You just come out? DC Urban

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Speaker 1: Actually, over the time, I really feel like the more

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Speaker 1: You brother, I appreciate it. I only have like seven

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Speaker 1: Do you have a podcast? I don't have one yet.

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Speaker 2: So if I don't want them, you just interview them.

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Speaker 1: That's what it would be, just, you know, basically just

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Speaker 1: You're the youngest youngest, Oh my god. Yeah. Damon's always

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Speaker 1: like you work like you you work like you don't know.

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Speaker 1: Like slavery was over, he said, who you owe money to?

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Speaker 1: Working so much? It's the best siblings. No, it's not.

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Speaker 1: That's major pain. I love. I love when Damon does characters.

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Speaker 1: It's always my favorite because uh, you know, out of

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Speaker 1: hard for me to like to say that Damon is

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing this five mi the monologue in this character.

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Speaker 1: I just love Damon.

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Speaker 2: He's another one where sometimes.

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Speaker 2: I will drop uh Damon Wayne's lines every once in

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Speaker 1: Homie, don't hold me, don't play Exactually, when you did this,

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Speaker 1: She's like, what's that? You don't hold me?

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Speaker 3: Don't play something? Crush and burn out here?

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Speaker 3: I've heard homie, don't blame Wayne's family, open.

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Speaker 1: My comfort, your brother and time to totally kick your brother.

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Speaker 2: And Beyonce and I have something in common. What do

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Speaker 2: you all slept? Yeah, what about all about that?

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Speaker 1: You all have an infinity for black guys with big lips? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I think Damon did it because Michael Jackson was and

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Speaker 1: I want I want to depart from my family. I'm

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Speaker 1: tired of you unique reals and I'm gonna go be Damon,

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Speaker 1: just Damon, No more wings. I'm gonna cut my ears off.

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Speaker 2: Is that is that huge still going on? It was

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Speaker 2: Is that real?

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Speaker 2: Is that social media?

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Speaker 1: Social media blowing stuff up? It was just fodder back

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Speaker 1: don't we just cracking jokes on each other and that's

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Speaker 2: Oh so it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, I was that's that's older than the vaccinations.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what's funny about that Diddy documentary. Not funny,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen the doc yet, Oh, don't spoil it.

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Speaker 3: Well that I mean, that's just a small part.

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Speaker 2: it's it's what we all know. But part one was

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Speaker 1: he's had he's had the tragedy following him for a

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Speaker 2: Who do you outside of Richard Pryor? Who are who

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Speaker 2: are some comics right now that are in that vein

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Speaker 2: of Damon Wayne's keenan Ivory you Richard.

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Speaker 1: I love Bill Burr so funny. I love Lewis C.

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Speaker 1: K canceled he needs to be he's funny man like,

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Speaker 3: Are when we're coming back to that, right, I think

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Speaker 2: You know what, I saw this thing with Codin O'Brien.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that I can't. I don't have to

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Speaker 2: What about when it's like what I was saying. Coda

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Speaker 1: politics goes It also happens is joy and we all

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Speaker 2: Are you close to your parents?

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Speaker 1: They're dead, But yes, I go to their grave and

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Speaker 1: I just do you No, I go.

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Speaker 2: I'm the only one that goes. But was your dad

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, my dad would never, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I won't. My dad Joe whitness it became it became

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Speaker 1: It's called Good Grief and it's on Amazon, and it

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Speaker 1: go up there and speak about things that really hurt

438
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: them that they're trying to heal from. So I had

439
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: a great thirty five to forty minutes about my mom,

440
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, I need an hour. And

441
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 1: then my dad died and I was like, oh, there

442
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: goes that extra thirty minutes. And now I have this

443
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: beautiful special called Good Grief about my mom and my

444
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,479
Speaker 1: dad and the journey of grieving your parents, and it's

445
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: a beautiful special. I was very close to my mother

446
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 1: and my father. That was Damon and Keenan and and them,

447
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 1: that's their mother and father. Those were my old friends

448
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: by the time I came along. But my mom was

449
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: like thirty eight when she had me. My dad was

450
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: forty by the time I'm ten, he's fifty. He's not

451
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 1: he do spankings don't mean the same.

452
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, young No, the youngest sibling, the younger kids. Yeah,

453
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 2: I have three boys, and my youngest kid gets away

454
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: with everything. Shut up right, like they're probably BIRDI any

455
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: pictures of you, right, you have pictures.

456
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: Of all the other kids. But Bert was farting on

457
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: my dad's head and my other my siblings would see

458
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: me do this and like and they were they would

459
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 1: act like old slaves that didn't know they had their freedom, Like,

460
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: oh Lord, don't do that, don't you beat them, don't

461
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: you beat them, but they didn't. And my dad would

462
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: just laugh because he knew I was his cub and

463
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: that I was the one kid that I could return

464
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: him back to his adolescens and he could be forget

465
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: the responsibility, forget raising ten kids, we forget being a disciplinarian. Wow,

466
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: I could just be a kid again with my kid.

467
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: And that was my dad's relationship and me and my

468
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: good I farted on her head too. She would just go, oh,

469
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: that was a good one. I'm gonna get you back.

470
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: Please don't.

471
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 2: God, that's such a good way of looking at it,

472
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: because I have my youngest kid just skits away everything.

473
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: But to think that he's what he's doing is bringing

474
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: me back to my childhood. Freak almost got me to cry.

475
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: That was good. Good. You should cry cry hard. And

476
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be vulnerable, and anybody be vulnerable with him,

477
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: be and my dad and my mom they cry. They

478
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: my mom apologized. My MoMA ain't never apologized on nobody,

479
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: including my father, and I cursed out one time. I

480
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: was like, you should apologize to that man. You know,

481
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: I mean terrible things you've said to him, you mean

482
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: different shapes you called his weird penis. I said, he

483
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: deserves it. You hurt his feelings. Well, he didn't listen

484
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: to me, always shutting the door on me because you

485
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: talk too much. If you gave him a certain hour

486
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: in the day where you can talk and then resolve,

487
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: he would talk to you. But you can't just talk

488
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: to him like that. And then one day before my

489
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: my my mom passed, before she gave and got sick,

490
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: she called my father and she said, you know how,

491
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 1: I just want to say I'm sorry. I sometimes you

492
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: know my mouth. You know, I didn't mean to say

493
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: all those things about your penis, even though most of

494
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: was the truth. And I know it ain't small. I

495
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: was lied about that part, but yes it is shaped

496
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:41,719
Speaker 1: with it. But but I want to say I'm sorry.

497
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: And my father cried, wow. And my father called me up.

498
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: He said, your mother just called me and apologized.

499
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 2: Jack.

500
00:24:55,080 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: I'm just so broken down. And God is good. He

501
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: was like, I never thought that woman would ever say

502
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: sorry to me. And uh, and then and meant a

503
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: lot to him. I said, yeah, I said, and you

504
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 1: deserve that, you and your cooked ass any thing?

505
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: What about you and your kids? So you guys as

506
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: close to they fart on you.

507
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been fighting on them since they were baby,

508
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: like fighting on a baby nothing and it giving them somebody.

509
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: I was like told the baby, oh my god, this

510
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: baby staks.

511
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: Why do you call your next special?

512
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: Nothing life?

513
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 2: Farting on a baby.

514
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm a fun dad. I've always been a fun dad.

515
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: And I have a twenty five year old. I got

516
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old, and I was a kid

517
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 1: with them. They raised me. They shake their head like

518
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: what is wrong with her? They're so embarrassed by me.

519
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: And then I have a three year old, so I

520
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: kind of made my own grandchild and so and she

521
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: I just let her get away with whatever. You go

522
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: get fro yo At nine o'clock at night when she's

523
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: supposed to be in bed, She's like, I want to

524
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: get some fro You want to get some froyo. It's

525
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: the Froio place open. Let's go and we go get

526
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: us some fro yo at nine ten o'clock and she's

527
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: gonna get away with murder. She curses, I put in

528
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: a movie and uh, you'll see your part. But I

529
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: tell her I when a public or whatever, and go, oh,

530
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,479
Speaker 1: she's so cute. Yes, she's in a movie. Oh really,

531
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: what does she say in the movie? I should tell

532
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: Maxwell we're live right nowhere taping okay, And she goes,

533
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I'm sorry they discuss a tiny sport.

534
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 6: You're like, oh my god, cute.

535
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: And I don't get mad at her. It's not like

536
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: even when she makes me mad, I just go, come on, baby,

537
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: it's just it's just time for bed, not that cay.

538
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: We one more story. We read six? How many times

539
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: you want to read The Cat in the Hat? You

540
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: know what happens. I know, but it's so cold out

541
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: thought and it's too wet to play sat in the

542
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: house or the coot cool wet day, and we just

543
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: hang out. And when she sees me, she lights up, dad,

544
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: and she gives me the biggest hug, and she makes

545
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: me feel seen. It makes me feel special and always

546
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: feel loved. Yesterday I dropped off to her mother and

547
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: she turns around. I go to get in the car.

548
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: She goes Dad. I said yeah, she said I love you,

549
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: and she ran back to me and gave me the

550
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: biggest hug, and I was just like, oh. And then

551
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: she said dad, I said, yeah, catch the money. I

552
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: gave one hundred dollars. I know she's gonna lose that

553
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. We're gonna do exactly. The mother's like, why

554
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: are you giving it? I'm like, shut up, you're gonna

555
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: spend it anyway. Who's the richest waining I don't know.

556
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: You tell me Damon. We're gonna rob Damon. I would

557
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: say Damon, because Damon, me, Keid and Sean we split money.

558
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: Damon's like, I'm a solo act. Who's Richard Michael or

559
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 1: the Jacksons?

560
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: Which which wins? Is in shrinking?

561
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: Which one?

562
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 2: What shrinking? The TV show shrieking on them?

563
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: That's Damon sperm Oh is it Damon Jr.

564
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 2: He's really good.

565
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: He is and he's actually in Scary Movie six. So

566
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: Scary Movie six. We got me, Sean Kim, Damon, Little Damon,

567
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: not big Damon. This is about ten wayings is Craig,

568
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: Greg Axel, Keanu Kim. And I asked Damon to do

569
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: the movie. I said, Damon, I wrote your really funny part.

570
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: Can you do it? And go send me the script?

571
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: So I said to the script goes, yeah, I'm not

572
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: doing it. He said why, he said, cause NIGGI you

573
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: kill me. I ain't coming out killed. It's crazy. He

574
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: said no to every me and me and Sean have

575
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: been offering damon movies for thirty years and he's never

576
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm not doing one of your dumb ass movies, but

577
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: I'm always doing his dumb as I was like, he goes, hey,

578
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: once you come on my show, Okay, bet write the part.

579
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: He writes it. I'm there. You know, I mean dumb,

580
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: damon stuff I've done since the beginning of my career.

581
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: He did this stupid movie More money. I was like,

582
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: all right, fine, do this, but you know, he just

583
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: says is as little uh idiosyncrasies. He's different, But I

584
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: love my brother man, he's uh. He taught me how

585
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: to be great.

586
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: Are there any movies of his that he passed that

587
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: were massive that He's like, Oh, man, I should have

588
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: done that of yours. I mean that you asked him

589
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: to do that. He's like, Man, I can't believe fascinated

590
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: everyone everyone.

591
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Scary movie. That don't make no sense. How you do

592
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: a care of comedy and scary movie? Three million dollars

593
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: still sucked my chicks. But you're black guys. It doesn't

594
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: make sense. How you gonna do this? That's a virgo man,

595
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: that's virgo guy.

596
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: Wow. Man, Well listen, it's really cool that you came

597
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 2: in here.

598
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: Many thanks for having me.

599
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: Man. Did you really have a good time? Because I

600
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: think I had a good time.

601
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: What I like the way interview? It's just like coming

602
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: to hang out. It's not like a bunch of dumb

603
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: ass questions, you know. It's just like you're coming here

604
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: to hang out and chill and you want to know

605
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: stuff you really want to know, and you know, yeah,

606
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: I like it.

607
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, do you have any friends

608
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: that are famous set aren't Wallians? Like who?

609
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: Omar Epps is a great friend of mine? Omar Apps? Okay,

610
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: I went to college. Yeah, I went to college basketball.

611
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: I went to high school to go Did you really

612
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: get she had a nineties? She should have been born

613
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: in the.

614
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 3: Nine my sister, she's six and a half.

615
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: Years older than me. You should have been born in

616
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: the seventies. Should you would have loved the nineties? Boy?

617
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: You can win from dupe went from loving basketball the

618
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: more money house.

619
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 5: I just watch on watching my TV and I'm there,

620
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 5: so well, where'd you go to high school?

621
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: You're old, old soul, that's I went to performing arts.

622
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: That's where me and Omar met. We went to high

623
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: school performing arts in New York. La guard here.

624
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: Oh dang.

625
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: So that's what we dreamt about being famous together. And

626
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: he got famous first when he did Juice, and then

627
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: a year later I did more Money. So he was

628
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: the handsome, dark skin dude and I was the goofy

629
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: light skin guy and you know, well mocha skin and

630
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: you know, we was. We was a terror in the nineties,

631
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: like the girls see us out It's like.

632
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Q and Seymour. Wait, was he mod Squad?

633
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 7: He was Mon Squad to Mon Squad. That was like

634
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 7: they did sequels that was good. Marquad Squad Your Body

635
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 7: or c claar Danes.

636
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: I remember when he did that movie and I remember

637
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you wearing them tight ass pants? Yeah?

638
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: I remember, and he had the little afro. But am

639
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: to this day my best friend did you watch Trajer

640
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: things he wasn't on? Did you watch I watched this

641
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: part when she eleven? I like the first two seasons. Yeah,

642
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: I think once they after something happens to kids after

643
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: they go through puberty and they've grown and they still

644
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: riding them little ass bikes. I'm like, this is sitting.

645
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: With This is creepy. Now, hey wait what about after?

646
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: Because Omar Epps, you guys are trying to be famous,

647
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: what about after he became famous? Who you're friends with

648
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: that's famous?

649
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: Still famous? Still friends with Omar?

650
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 2: No, but other other people besides them.

651
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: I don't have a little famous Anthony Anderson. Oh damn. Yeah,

652
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: he's funny who I went to college with. So Blackish,

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Speaker 1: Blackish and star searching. Now, so you know, you know

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Speaker 1: your blacks, your black stars gone.

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Speaker 3: That would have my black card taken by my daddy.

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Speaker 1: If I didn't, I'm good. So No, But Anthony Anderson

657
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Speaker 1: we went to Howard together. So when I had Wayne's brothers,

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Speaker 1: Anthony Anderson on my abbas, they would come down to

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Speaker 1: the show. And I remember Anthony, he wasn't famous at

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Speaker 1: all and he was just looking. Damn. These negroes got

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Speaker 1: their own show. They they stage that they created, and

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Speaker 1: so he would come down soak it all in and

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Speaker 1: then boom black.

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Speaker 2: He's got a great laugh.

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Speaker 1: Oh he has the best life.

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Speaker 3: Like an hour and a half old drunk uncle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love He called me dumb stuff on some

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Speaker 1: of his shows. I went on his reality had a

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Speaker 1: TV show, What's the game? Hit? A game show with

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Speaker 1: his mother.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you know what, dude, I think my sister

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Speaker 2: and my brother in law put that show together. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my sister just just this morning time to mister beast.

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Speaker 2: But she's in that world. But go ahead, get get there.

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Speaker 1: Tell me. Tell me that sounds familiar. I know the show.

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Speaker 1: And so in the show, okay, so you got to

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Speaker 1: guess who is the real person and then you ask

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Speaker 1: them questions. Tell the truth, tell the truth. So it's

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Speaker 1: trying to find the person that really is the person

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Speaker 1: behind right, Like who's Okay? For example, there was who's uh,

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Speaker 1: who is the real uh? What's the name of those

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Speaker 1: little dolls that you take the tag off? You are

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Speaker 1: just amazing this. This is like the little black bunk

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Speaker 1: black all that's chat g So it's it's Bennie Baby.

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Speaker 1: So we was like, who is the real owner of

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Speaker 1: the beanie babies? Who has a beanie baby? Babies?

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Speaker 2: Please stand up right?

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Speaker 1: What they do? You ask questions?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: Trying to right. So I was like, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: straight to it, and I grabbed a beanie baby and

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Speaker 1: I said, if someone was a beanie baby. How would

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Speaker 1: you feel if I did this and I took the

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Speaker 1: tag and ripped it right off the Bennie Baby and

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Speaker 1: everybody's like oh. One of the contestants started crying. Andy's like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's Nago on TV call me

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Speaker 1: in work. I'm like what he said, when you take

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Speaker 1: the tag off the beanie baby, it loses its value.

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Speaker 1: That was worth like fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: And I did it to two of them so they

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Speaker 2: didn't pick you.

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Speaker 1: The last Oh yeah was the person that started crying.

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Speaker 1: I'm not having you on again. I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I want to be in the front place like you were,

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Speaker 3: like knives out before knives out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, modern way, he's different.

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Speaker 2: I know you got to go do other interviews. Man,

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Speaker 2: So well, thank you, thank you for having me. I

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Speaker 2: appreciate it. I'm crying. My side hurts, all right. So

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Speaker 2: it's the Marlon Wade's Wild Child Tour. Take us on

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Speaker 2: sale Phoenix dot Stand Up Live dot Com shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being in here.

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Speaker 1: Hey, do it favorite out here? And you guys smoke cigars.

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Speaker 1: You smoked c the gars I have like, okay, well

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Speaker 1: if you have cigar lovers, go check out my Liga

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Speaker 1: try Dent cigars at Fox Cigar. I'm probably gonna pop

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Speaker 1: in there have one, So make sure you pull up

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Speaker 1: to Fox Cigar and grab one of my legal dent cigars.

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Speaker 1: And also I'm gonna be at a club at a

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Speaker 1: party where we going? What happened? What are you saying?

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Speaker 3: What your YouTube?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Make sure you subscribe to my YouTube channel. Marlon Wayne's right,

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Speaker 1: Marlin Wayne? Yeah, YouTube channel. And I'm doing a party somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I just gotta reading this.

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Speaker 2: Now you're in bel air.

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Speaker 1: You're acting man, he's Will. I did him you Will's dad? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm lou Remember that you didn't pick him up at

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Speaker 1: the end. He was waiting for him to old. We

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Speaker 1: waited on that.

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Speaker 2: Were you a truck driver? The same story line?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, same storyline, but I was a little bit more

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Speaker 1: lovable than than Because it's over now, right, it's over?

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Speaker 1: So how did it end? Did you? Is it?

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Speaker 2: Are you in it?

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Speaker 1: Do you go with? Will? We wound up getting cool again?

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Speaker 1: Really college in this one? Yeah? And in Philadelphia where

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Speaker 1: his dad moves back to because he thinks you were

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Speaker 1: abandoned again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So now I like to do the interview and

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Speaker 2: then good, you got scared coming out? Dude, I thought

742
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: that bell Air concept was freaking genius, wasn't I thought

743
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Speaker 2: season one was so good.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I was sitting there going,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm a reboot Wayne's brother Marlon Sean on

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Speaker 1: the uh Marlon Sean on a newsstand, But it's her

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Speaker 1: front because it's really a drug operation.

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Speaker 3: Drama.

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Speaker 1: Popps has the bar next door. He's running numbers man.

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Speaker 1: He's a pimp, That's why he dresses in those loud outfits.

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Speaker 1: Now Pops is a pimp Malon and Sean is starting

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Speaker 1: to sell drugs. And then d is a cop that

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Speaker 1: Pop used to date who's trying to keep us on

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Speaker 1: the straight and narrow. But then she starts flip popping

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Speaker 1: because she used to be one of his hose but

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Speaker 1: now she's a cop. Dude, I think you might have something.

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Speaker 3: Gave a little bit of power with the angela ghost story.

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Speaker 1: You like it?

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Speaker 6: I like it.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out how I can become

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Speaker 3: away and so I could get higher.

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Speaker 1: You know what you could be one of you could

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Speaker 1: be what you could be in the news stand and

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Speaker 1: and we create a part where you're gonna be our mule.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna put drugs and let's go. We're gonna put

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Speaker 1: all kinds of huge packages up in there.

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Speaker 2: Town Play Pops, Play Pops, John Witherspoon, John Wis thought,

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Speaker 2: John up something crazy?

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Speaker 1: Who does that look like?

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Speaker 2: We looked like John Sally.

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Speaker 1: That he came out of John Wintererspoon's peenis.

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Speaker 2: Nowhere, No way, j what that's possible, man, that's what.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened when you bank bank bank Wow, man, boogie,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Man just said goodbye and he's like, yeah, awesome,

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Speaker 1: come here, JD, can you get on the micro fast?

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Speaker 1: And everybody does John Witherspoon impressions, but nobody sounds as

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Speaker 1: much as like John Witherspoon, Sorry as JD. Can you

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Speaker 1: hit him with hit him with a pop fast?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So yeah, I sound I sound like my dad.

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Speaker 5: I do voice acting and also know how to mimic

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Speaker 5: him because I've heard it for thirty years.

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Speaker 1: But yes, he would probably be in here and be like.

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Speaker 5: Oh that boy Marl and on the radio with John

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Speaker 5: Jay and Rich Yeah okay, okay, Betther Prag getting some

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Speaker 5: paper this weekend. Marlan got five. Sure, got to set

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Speaker 5: them all.

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Speaker 1: Get that paper.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a warm hog man?

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Speaker 1: Nobody? Wow?

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Speaker 6: Because right, was it? Was it Friday we spraying all

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Speaker 6: this stuff? Or was that in uh? It was Friday? Right,

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Speaker 6: Friday sprayed this because he was always pooping. Yes, you know,

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Speaker 6: we had this research that said they nobody lasted poop

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Speaker 6: jokes anymore. I do think it's hilarious. I got called

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Speaker 6: in the meetings.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for a scary movie. Got at least one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, man, now we got to end the interview. Anybody else?

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Speaker 2: What about this guy over here? Because he related to.

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Speaker 1: That white brand. It's actually a black brand that I

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Speaker 1: hang out with you, all right, Martin Wade's thanks man,

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Speaker 1: that takes them londe. That was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. I think we're supposed to talk to you

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Speaker 2: for ten minutes