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Speaker 1: In the morning. What's up, guys, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Rus Rolinds along with Angel Rivera and now it's time

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Speaker 2: for the King of Denmark Ryan Holmes to make his proclamation.

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Speaker 3: And boom boom that shoo tagging away bu.

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Speaker 1: Time by talking about that's all way are.

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Speaker 4: Due by that works. Got down to the Morris Gotten

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Speaker 4: down dot com I just realized in that little thing,

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Speaker 4: I really there's a there used to be this show

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Speaker 4: called Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Yeah, that.

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Speaker 3: Had like a character named Brack on it and he

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Speaker 3: would sing little.

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Speaker 4: Songs like weird, little like you know, silly, just kind

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Speaker 4: of insane songs and one of them was.

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Speaker 3: Like, hey, don't touch me. And I really related to

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Speaker 4: Now I'm thinking about why because we've done on air

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Speaker 4: with doctor doctor Russ uh learning stuff.

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Speaker 3: I've learned stuff every day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where we're great teachers.

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Speaker 3: We are, Yeah you are.

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Speaker 4: And I like writing silly the little songs and I

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Speaker 4: liked the like I like that the AI exists.

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Speaker 3: But I'm also mad that the AI exists.

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Speaker 4: And for me to be able to do that because

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Speaker 4: like relationship with it, I do, I really do, because

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Speaker 4: like if I listen to music now, I've had a

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Speaker 4: real problem trying to get into music. I did find

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Speaker 4: this one cool band though that like has kind of

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Speaker 4: blown up lately. But they're a French band and they're

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Speaker 4: called like Ars and Damn Pouth Wow or something, and

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Speaker 4: they you've seen them online where they wear these goofy

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Speaker 4: suits with polka dots on them, and they're like black

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Speaker 4: very complicated kind of math rock where they're playing, uh,

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Speaker 4: they're playing in half tones, so when you look at

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Speaker 4: a regular guitar it has all like those frets. They

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Speaker 4: have double the amount of frets and they play it

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Speaker 4: in this really kind of kooky way. I'm liking that

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Speaker 4: kind of stuff, but I really haven't found anything new

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Speaker 4: that I like. And I like to use the AI

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Speaker 4: to make my own songs for whatever mood I'm feeling

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Speaker 4: in that moment, and.

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Speaker 3: It does a pretty good a job. It's not perfect,

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Speaker 3: but it's like it's fun. I enjoy it.

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Speaker 4: But I like when I like have an idea for

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Speaker 4: like a So if you're the cancer people out there,

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Speaker 4: oh boy with the cancer number, I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, you picked a good song. I just feel

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Speaker 3: like you could. You could have changed the lyrics.

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Speaker 4: A little bit more. And I just came up with

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Speaker 4: this little parody song real fast. So if you'll turn

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Speaker 1: That we're guaranteed human, I guarantee you are human. Put

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Speaker 1: this into AI. Yeah, so we're not trying to fool you.

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Speaker 1: I'm fooling you. We're telling you that a human put

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Speaker 1: this into AI.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, this is my this is my, my,

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Speaker 3: my Jenny song.

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Speaker 4: You gotta.

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Speaker 5: E I know you.

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Speaker 6: It's like the cancers beef taps you already steaks for Shady,

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Speaker 6: got the cancer. You're gonna be just fine, Shady.

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Speaker 3: She calls the doctor A sixty seven.

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Speaker 3: It didn't mess enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then we get a second record. This is important.

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Speaker 4: People need to know.

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Speaker 1: People need to know.

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Speaker 8: Sandy, Tenny, you were a bumpy. Oh you don't know me,

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Speaker 8: but she looks so lumby. Oh, I'm trying to call

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Speaker 8: you with all your results. We can catch it sometimes, sums.

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Speaker 9: I got shown number. You don't change number eighty six

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Speaker 1: I made this nerve the frame. Let's get front the bridge.

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Speaker 1: You got all right?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: See, I like jay I.

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Speaker 3: I like to make a little fun songs that it

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Speaker 1: It's funny they threw off the number though.

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Speaker 2: It's that it's not the same cadence we remember eighty

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I try to sing to it. Like

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Speaker 3: it and what you got things?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I thought you were talking to the YouTube people.

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Speaker 3: Oh you thought I was mumbling in the corner to myself.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's true. I do talk to YouTube people.

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Speaker 4: During the breaks. We played wordle together and I did.

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Speaker 4: I got the wordle today and I got the connections

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Speaker 3: Did the crosswords. It's very fun.

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Speaker 4: I didn't tell you the other thing when I was

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Speaker 4: all grumpy though. M So the city of Altamont where

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Speaker 3: Since last Friday. Remember I told you Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 3: It was a really bad day.

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Speaker 1: You did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about this other thing.

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Speaker 4: So the city of Altamont decided to come and do

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were going to talk about that.

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Speaker 10: or putting the power off, and they're doing the power lines.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they're doing all kinds of stuff to our really

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Speaker 3: I don't know why they're doing it. That's unincorporated, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And then I went to use the water the other

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Speaker 4: everything worked in my house except for the toilet. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: And I haven't had toilets since Friday.

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Speaker 1: So you haven't poop since Friday?

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Speaker 3: No, I have, but I've been having to go to

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Why wouldn't you just get that fixed, like immediately?

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Speaker 4: Well, because I had a plumbing service that that that

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Speaker 3: And then they were like and I didn't, I didn't

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Speaker 4: You know, but they wanted to They charge weekend and

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Speaker 1: It's rather plumbers are expensive.

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Speaker 4: Tomrot like flushed their lines or something and it clogged

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Speaker 3: So I've been going to the Walgreens to.

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Speaker 4: Go to the bathroom, and my wife has been going

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Speaker 1: And it's, uh, well, you guys got a pretty big backyard.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going. This is for number two is Angel.

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Speaker 2: And so I've had to like establish dominance, stare them

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Speaker 4: I've been like because I didn't want to ask the neighbors.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I've been having to like plan out my

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Speaker 4: I've been doing it here at work a lot, and

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Speaker 4: so yesterday they finally came out and we're able to

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Speaker 4: fix it. Well, okay, let me rephrase that. So I

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Speaker 4: and I said, Mom, can you know toilets and stuff?

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Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 4: I'll go over there when the plumber's there, so somebody

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: I love my mom, I really do. But the plumber came.

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Speaker 4: It costs a service fee to have a plumber come out,

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Speaker 4: and she's the plumber looks at her, tells what's wrong

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Speaker 3: She goes, oh, I can fix that. You can just

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, why you do that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 4: And so I get home expecting I need to go

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Speaker 4: right when I got home, and I was like, oh cool,

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Speaker 4: the toilets are working, the plumbing, the plumber has been there.

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Speaker 3: And I get home. I'm rushing in the bathroom. My

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Speaker 4: She's in there like with players and like things like

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Speaker 3: She's like, oh, I told the.

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Speaker 4: Plumber to go home, I can do this, And I'm like, yeah, Mom,

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Speaker 4: I understand that you can't do it. I'd rather the

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Speaker 4: charge this amount of money.

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Speaker 3: I was like, Mom, I have that money, It's okay.

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Speaker 4: She's like, no, I got it, and was then there

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Speaker 4: in my house for like another three hours trying to

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Speaker 4: fix the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Now, did she fix the toilet for free? Eventually?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: And I love her.

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Speaker 1: How much did she save you?

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Speaker 3: Like, only like two hundred bucks? So some people were

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Speaker 3: say it was a three hundred dollars call for an

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, plums are expensive.

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Speaker 3: But yeah it was okay, So it was about three

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Speaker 4: And then so I've had a back toilet in my

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Speaker 4: house that I just haven't used for two years because

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Speaker 1: Gonna say, I've never seen a house with just one toilet.

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Speaker 4: Well, the back toilet has a running water problem, and

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Speaker 4: I wanted the plumber to come and fix that too,

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Speaker 4: because I have replaced the innards of that toilet and

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Speaker 4: for some reason, it still leaks.

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Speaker 3: And we had a huge water bill.

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Speaker 4: So I just turned it off and kind of pretend

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Speaker 4: that bathroom doesn't exist for like the last two years

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Speaker 4: of my life. And he was supposed to fix that too,

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Speaker 4: and my mom was like, no, I got that one too,

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Speaker 4: I'll come back tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, isn't that bad? Again?

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Speaker 10: I don't know, But isn't that bad to shut down

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Speaker 10: and totally not use it.

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Speaker 3: It makes what I like to call a gross ring

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it drives out everything.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I'm just trying to, like, right,

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Speaker 3: I am, but I did a grownup.

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Speaker 2: You have a bathroom that's been sitting there for two

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Speaker 2: inoperable for two years, right, and that seems and you're

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Speaker 2: gonna call me names and my craziness you think that's normal.

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Speaker 3: Again, I'm like a baby. I have object permanence problems.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So if I don't see it, if something is

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Speaker 2: Even exists eating your brain up every day that the

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Speaker 4: But why we work we're literally yin and yang. The

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Speaker 4: problem that you have is the problem that I'm missing,

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Speaker 4: and vice versa. You know what I mean, where you

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Speaker 4: let that.

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Speaker 1: Sit there for two years? We should renew the odd

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Speaker 1: couple and live together.

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Speaker 3: Oh you would murder me? Would He's so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I thought about it in here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I got the toilets working again, But well

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Speaker 4: I still got one. My mom's supposed to come over today.

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Speaker 2: To fix the other one. To fix the other one,

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Speaker 2: you owe her about six hundred dollars. No, three hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars for the first one. Three another second one. You

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Speaker 2: owe your mom six hundred bucks.

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Speaker 4: No, I'll pay for the parts that she got and

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Speaker 4: went to home depot. But because she showed the plumber away,

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Speaker 4: because she felt like she could do.

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Speaker 2: It, you'll at least owe her like a day like

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Speaker 2: with her like you and her being like a nice

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Speaker 2: day with no done like you. You could take it

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Speaker 2: to like lou Gardens and walk around the gardens together.

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Speaker 3: No, so I wore you out on a on a

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Speaker 3: day with your mom. Oh, well she fixed my toilet.

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad enough to do it enough to do it.

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Speaker 3: No, here's the thing I can get.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of stuff you guys don't know there's

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Speaker 4: a lot of stuff I can actually do, but two

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Speaker 4: things I don't f with our electricity and water because

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Speaker 4: I grew up watching.

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Speaker 3: My mom, who can fix a toilet now flood our house.

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Speaker 4: I agree with you, but I watched my dad electrocute

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Speaker 4: himself and flood a house.

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Speaker 3: So there's stuff that like.

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Speaker 4: When it comes to water and electricity, I trust professionals

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Speaker 4: with that, I don't trust myself. I agree with you

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Speaker 4: there so because like me, accidentally flooding my house could

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Speaker 4: end up being way more expensive.

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Speaker 3: Correct, So I'm gonna do it. But thanks Mom, I

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Speaker 3: hope you're I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That didn't even sound nice, genuine say it nicer, Thank

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Speaker 2: you mother, Mother, Thanks mom, Thanks Mom.

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Speaker 3: They're great. But the plumber should have done it. I

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Speaker 3: don't understand why the plumber didn't touch to it. It's

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Speaker 3: ridiculous you did.

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Speaker 1: The thing he does. You couldn't talk to you just

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Speaker 1: would have stopped. That's what I learned. You're saying too much.

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Speaker 4: But then like she started like toilet shaming me too,

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Speaker 4: because I thought that I didn't know my toilet was

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Speaker 4: as old as it is.

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Speaker 3: So my house is seventy five years old, right, and

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Speaker 3: you have a hundred year old toilets.

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Speaker 6: Yes.

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Speaker 4: So it turns out the toilet because the plumber pointed

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Speaker 4: it out. I guess he's like, do you know how

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Speaker 4: old this toilet is? And I'm like, it's gotta be wait,

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Speaker 4: what ten years? Fifteen years? He's like, this toy is

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Speaker 4: probably fifty years old.

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Speaker 1: Oh, get a new toilet, man, and.

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Speaker 4: That Now it's grossing me out to think of like

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Speaker 4: seventy five years of butts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, like seventy.

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Speaker 3: Five years of random butts that have been on that toilet.

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Speaker 1: I don't go get your brand new, nice, big old toilet,

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Speaker 1: a taller toilet.

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Speaker 4: I want to get taller toilet the technology built into it,

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Speaker 4: like like Japanese. To get a Japanese toilet that like,

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Speaker 4: when I'm done, it giggles like a Japanese woman.

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Speaker 1: The jap don't had a dump man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, wow, they do just the part of that, don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you can say the first part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my grandfather say he was in World War two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, ah wow, Well, I'm honestly I talked to my

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Speaker 3: Okay, and I did yell at my wife. I appreciate

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Speaker 3: you and demanding it because at one point it just yelled,

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Speaker 3: we need affing move.

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Speaker 4: I can't have a fifty year old toilet that I'm

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Speaker 4: taking tooses on.

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Speaker 3: And I'm going to like I was, literally, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: call it Don. I'm calling Don today.

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Speaker 4: That mortgage guy done, and we're getting a new mortgage

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Speaker 4: and we are moving and we're getting a new house.

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Speaker 4: I'm never buying an old house again.

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Speaker 3: Far ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Angel.

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Speaker 10: He needs that farm, Yeah, that farm life.

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Speaker 3: I'm about to buy the farm, which means I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: just off myself because it's toilet.

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 3: That mortgage guy down from that mortge guy down dot com.

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Speaker 3: You look at it.

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Speaker 4: Buy a house, traditional mortgage REFI he locked farm loans

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Speaker 4: I don't know, and small business loans as well. That

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Speaker 4: morgs guy down to who you want to talk to,

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Speaker 4: don't miss the boat. Compare quote with that mortgage guy.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this.

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Speaker 2: I thought about it Monday, thought about it yesterday, I

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And it really is good, uh, because it's got me

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Speaker 2: wanting to want me I'm wanting to get a whopper.

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Speaker 2: Because they ran this new commercial for Burger King the

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Speaker 2: basic thing, they flat out just go listen. Back in

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Speaker 2: the day, Burger King was awesome and we lost our way.

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Speaker 2: And they show people like dog and the the Whopper,

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Speaker 2: But uh and they and they basically say, listen, we've

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Speaker 2: do is we're gonna fire that damn mascot. And they

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Speaker 2: So they're firing the mascot guy and they're putting on

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Speaker 2: you know, those little paper crowns on everybody and like

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Speaker 2: you're the king.

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Speaker 1: He ain't the king anymore.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And it's that CEO guy that we that was taking

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Speaker 2: a big bite of the new whopper, you know, saying listen,

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Speaker 2: we had to revamp this thing and make it like

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Because remember they were doing like the the burger wars

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Speaker 2: with the guy from McDonald's who took the baby bite.

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Speaker 10: Well he started it because he did such a whimpy

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Speaker 10: They went really bad about this and they let that

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Speaker 10: then Burging ran the other way. Burger King crushed it,

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Speaker 10: Wendy's Christ crushed it. Yeah, every other Burger Joy was

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Speaker 10: like that's what you guys like someone that McDonald's should

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Speaker 2: Well this well, this dude, this ceo and what's his name,

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Speaker 2: Tom something, Tom Curtis. Uh, he's getting all kinds of

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Speaker 2: y'all don't like the burger as much as used to be,

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Speaker 2: and we're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna fix it.

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Speaker 2: And they show him like it looks like like like well,

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Speaker 2: you know, like lab coats on trying to break down

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Speaker 2: the whopper and make it, you know, the most. And

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Speaker 2: it's got me wanting to go try a whopper now,

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Speaker 2: like like I've been thinking about for three days. That's

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 3: You get a little Burger king crown with it too,

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Speaker 3: and you.

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Speaker 2: Get a little burg King crown. And they fired the mascot.

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Speaker 2: I never did like that mascot.

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Speaker 1: That dude.

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Speaker 10: I gotta see this commercial because they haven't used that

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Speaker 2: They haven't now, they have n't in the commercial and

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Speaker 1: Rid of this guy. He's fired. It's a big creepy

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Speaker 2: And then and then in the in the commercial like

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Speaker 2: you know, now like everybody else is the king, you're

448
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Speaker 2: not the king anymore. You know, He's not the king.

449
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Speaker 2: But they show him sitting on the street corner. Oh yeah,

450
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Speaker 2: a lot of nostalgia. It shows like all the old

451
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Speaker 2: Burger King stuff because when I was growing up, like

452
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Speaker 2: that was the deal, Like you went to Burger King,

453
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Speaker 2: you didn't go to any other fast food place.

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Speaker 10: Go off of like the social media response or what

455
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Speaker 10: people are talking about, the new Whopper is getting a

456
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Speaker 10: ton of rave reviews.

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Speaker 3: While not Archer Burger is not.

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Speaker 10: The upgrades that they've onto the Burger Russ is that

459
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Speaker 10: they've upgraded the bond, more durable, softer, slightly sweeter good

460
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Speaker 10: new Mayo and new Mao that is creamier, feature sense

461
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Speaker 10: of garlic and citrus. Obviously, the new packaging, the way

462
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Speaker 10: that the burger is assembled now they've died tightened that

463
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Speaker 10: up and so this is basically it's going to go.

464
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Speaker 10: This is the way that the Whopper is going to

465
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Speaker 10: be introduced from now on and then later on or

466
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Speaker 10: apparently they also released the Ultimate Steakhouse Whopper as well,

467
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Speaker 10: which includes bacon, crispy onion rings, and Swiss cheese.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the irregular Wapper with cheese

469
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Speaker 2: and see if it's like I remember, but it's it's

470
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Speaker 2: unusual for a company to admit, hey, okay, we were slacking,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's it's unusual for a company together, you know,

472
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Speaker 2: and to show people like dog in their sandwich. U.

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Speaker 3: Domino's had a whole campaign like that back in the day.

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Speaker 4: They remember, they've read a whole series of commercials like, yeah,

475
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Speaker 4: we know our pizza was bad, so sorry, we're now

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Speaker 4: using real, actual sauce, like was essentially their commercial.

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Speaker 1: I do remember that. Ye I don't remember that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, apologizing and seeing like, hey we're dominant. We same

479
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Speaker 4: guy still owns it. But I care now was essentially

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Speaker 4: the vine?

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Speaker 1: Did it work?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't eat Dominoes because it was so gross for

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Speaker 3: so long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I don't either. Yeah I didn't. I never really

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Speaker 1: last time I had domino pizza.

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Speaker 2: If I have Domino's pizza, it's good. All pizza is good, right,

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Speaker 2: But but I don't order that one, you know what.

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Speaker 2: I I'm okay, there is a local place that when

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Speaker 2: we're feeling fancy, we'll get from the local place that's

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Speaker 2: a full on Italian restaurant and it is very very good.

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Speaker 2: I do like that, But on a pinch, if like

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Speaker 2: last night, Mary Ellen wasn't at home to make me dinner.

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Speaker 2: I didn't feel like cooking, so it was it's pizza Hut,

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Speaker 2: and it's thin.

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Speaker 1: Thin and crispy. Meat lovers thin and crispy. That's that's

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Speaker 1: my pizza. I like that.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not eating a lot of bread, right,

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Speaker 2: So you could eat the whole pizza and feel all right.

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Speaker 2: I only eat half, and now I got another half

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Speaker 2: waiting for me at home. Oh but I want a

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Speaker 2: whopper now after seeing that, after doing his time.

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Speaker 3: That's the me to being an adult. Rush. You can

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Speaker 3: do whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm a grown man because he's working until

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Speaker 2: like ten o'clock to night. So I could do both.

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Speaker 1: I can have. I can have pizza and burgers. There

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Speaker 1: you go.

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Speaker 10: The closest burger king to us is the one that's

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Speaker 10: righted by the publics, right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, the publics across the street from the publics.

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Speaker 10: Right, But the publics across the street is better than

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Speaker 10: the one across the street.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I always go to the other one. Why do

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Speaker 1: they have publics that's so close to each other?

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Speaker 10: Because the one was Albertsons and then they bought it out.

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Speaker 1: I believe it or not.

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Speaker 10: Albertsons has done like we think it's where this is

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Speaker 10: the only place they've done that. Albert or sorry, Publics

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Speaker 10: has done that in quite a few places throughout the

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Speaker 10: state where they've got uh locations across the street from

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Speaker 10: each other.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy how different a public can be from a

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Speaker 4: public and they're literally.

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Speaker 1: Apart.

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Speaker 3: But when it comes to.

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Speaker 4: Those we're talking about the ones on four thirty six

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Speaker 4: by I four there there's a superior publix and it's

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Speaker 4: not even close.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bizarre.

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Speaker 3: Crazy.

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Speaker 4: The workers they're no, at the bad one, it's not

533
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Speaker 4: a bad one, but at the lesser one.

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Speaker 3: I think they know they're working at a lesser public.

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Speaker 2: So you like the one that is across the street

536
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Speaker 2: that that was not the Albertson's, the one over there right, No,

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Speaker 2: when I lived over there, I always went to that

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Speaker 2: one because.

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Speaker 3: The less one they got less stuff. Yeah, it's it's

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Speaker 3: the design and people were nicer to me though.

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Speaker 1: No, they had a really good liquor store right there.

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Speaker 1: They have the liquors. Fro they have the liquors.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you're not, it's not you're not missing out

544
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Speaker 10: except for that. It's laid out better, it's.

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Speaker 3: Easier parking lot sucks for that other public too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it has the one ways where you can always

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Speaker 4: go the wrong way on the one way and have

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Speaker 4: to back my car up as another car is coming in.

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Speaker 2: I'm wondering if I if I want the whopp or

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Speaker 2: two for the nostalgia thing, right, Like when I was

551
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Speaker 2: a kid, that was the that was the burger joint

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Speaker 2: we went to. Did you have a nostalgia burger? Like

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Speaker 2: when you were a kid, what burger did you always

554
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Speaker 2: have to have? Was it McDonald's, was it burg King,

555
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Speaker 2: was it Wendy's?

556
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Speaker 1: What was it?

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Speaker 4: I think Checkers for me because in my fourth grade

558
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Speaker 4: class we took a field trip to a Checker ah

559
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Speaker 4: and we had to like we didn't work there, but

560
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Speaker 4: we got to like make a burger, uh, and then

561
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Speaker 4: we got like a bunch of free Checkers food. So

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Speaker 4: that I always associated that with nostalgia.

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Speaker 1: Which is a nostalgia burger when you were a kid, And.

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Speaker 10: I'd have to because that was one of the things

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Speaker 10: that my parents like, like they weren't really fast food, uh,

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Speaker 10: and so that that was like a special special treat,

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Speaker 10: you know, for them to kick down for fast food,

568
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 10: so probably the PROD guess.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I remember as a kid, every week my mom would

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Speaker 2: go to the beauty parlor and we'd go to the

572
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Speaker 2: beauty parlor. I'd go with her and uh, and we'd

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Speaker 2: go to Frish's Big Boy and that was like a

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Speaker 2: you know, that was like a treat. I remember the

575
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Speaker 2: Big Boys because they put a little animal, like a

576
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Speaker 2: little a little plastic animal in the in the bud

577
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Speaker 2: and then had to stop doing that because some dumb

578
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Speaker 2: kid ate the plastic animal and almost choked. So no

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Speaker 2: more plastic animals.

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Speaker 3: That's why we can't have kinder eggs here in the States.

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Speaker 1: What's a kinder egg they have?

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Speaker 3: We have we have a very different version than what

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Speaker 3: they have in Europe.

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Speaker 1: It has the toy in it.

585
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Speaker 3: But I'm telling it, it's like we we've got like

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Speaker 3: a dumb down version of a kinderregg.

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Speaker 1: What is a kinderregg.

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Speaker 4: It's like a little plastic egg, kind of like a

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Speaker 4: like Cadbury egg size, maybe a little bit bigger, and

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Speaker 4: and it has this small toy in it.

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Speaker 3: You know, sometimes it's brand and sometimes it's not.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: And children in the US, these dumb, dumb Americans ate them,

594
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Speaker 4: choke to death and die.

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Speaker 3: Never happened in Europe.

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Speaker 1: So they got it.

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Speaker 3: They got the better. Like they can make them smaller,

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Speaker 3: they can make them like Sharper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so we get we don't eat the

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Speaker 1: dumb dumbs.

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Speaker 4: They're actually illegal, Like you can't even like if I

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Speaker 4: went to Germany, I was gonna bring some back and

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Speaker 4: then I found out that you can't even like get

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Speaker 4: them through tsam.

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Speaker 2: All right, he when we come back, we're gonna play

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow is already a week indeed, getting ready for this Saturday.

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Speaker 2: This Saturday, Earthday Birthday, Angel.

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Speaker 1: Will be in the loud lounge. He'll be uh entertaining

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Speaker 1: the masses doing his Angela Boom business.

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Speaker 2: It'll be three days Grace performing I Prevail Mammoth Sleep theory,

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Speaker 2: a bunch of bands performing. Now, doors open or gates open.

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Speaker 2: I should say gates open. At noon, Angel starts doing

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Speaker 2: Angela Boom business. At one a bunch of bands will

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Speaker 2: start performing, and then at five o'clock the bell rings

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Speaker 2: for MWO Wrestling, and we will all be done before

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Speaker 2: Mammoth hits the stage, so you won't miss Mammoth. We

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Speaker 2: did on purpose because Angel and I want to see Mammoth,

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Speaker 2: so well, we'll have it. We'll crown the very first

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Speaker 2: MWO champion. Will it be on next to one with

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Speaker 2: two of ten as his manager. Will it be Poppy

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Speaker 2: d the Caribbean Cruiser. Will it be the rock star,

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Speaker 2: actual real rock star, it's no joke, Max Danzegger, or

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Speaker 2: will it be Damos Teal Piper's husband. We'll find out

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Speaker 2: the first crown first time we crown a champion for MWO.

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Speaker 2: Wrestling for men will be on Saturday, and then the

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Speaker 2: main event is the wild child Teal Piper. You got

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Speaker 2: to know her and she comes in here every week

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Speaker 2: against Ambernova, our very own Amber Nova will have the

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Speaker 2: main event.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out who the champ will be on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan. Do we

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Speaker 1: Ryan, we do.

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Speaker 1: Let me restless really quick.

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Speaker 2: Someone said, hey, guys, what happened to the singing choir

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Speaker 2: competition for Foreigner?

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Speaker 1: We were supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: It today, but the problem is is that with the

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Speaker 2: day we picked to do it, we didn't think about

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Speaker 2: the fact that it is spring break and the teachers

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Speaker 2: that the directors weren't able to chat with us today.

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Speaker 2: So I think we're gonna do it tomorrow. We've got

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Speaker 2: two schools that people are gonna be able to vote,

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Speaker 2: you know, vote on and uh. And so we're gonna

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Speaker 2: punt and do that tomorrow. I got a bunch of

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Speaker 2: stuff tomorrow. We got buch stuff going on tomorrow, and

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Speaker 2: on Friday, Miguel Coloon's gonna be with us on Friday.

671
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: We got uh, we got Max Danzigger, and we got

672
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Speaker 2: Poppy d will be with us tomorrow. We got the

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Speaker 2: rockstar guy we were talking about. We get a bunch

674
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Speaker 2: of stuff going on tomorrow. So and we'll pick somebody

675
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: for the foreigner contest tomorrow too.

676
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Speaker 3: All right, thanks for Russia's big chair update.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

678
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Speaker 3: And that's the longest tease you've ever done out of

679
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 3: twenty four hour tease.

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00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 5: I know.

681
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 2: Well I just found out today they were supposed to

682
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: do it today, but Jack couldn't get him to call in.

683
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: And thank you Jack for trying, buddy. I know he's

684
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: working hard on getting that together. All right. What was

685
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: I doing?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, hotgs, it's time for hot.

688
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 5: Yea.

689
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see hot egg.

690
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 7: You want to know another great thing about Adirondack cheers, Ryan,

691
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 7: They give great hugs. I've seen little white albino ones

692
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 7: that work great too. Just looking out for you, buddy,

693
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 7: give a hug, save a Ryan.

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Speaker 3: Thanks buddy.

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00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you see when you meet Ryan, hug him,

696
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: save his life.

697
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: Do not hug me.

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00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: He loves a hug.

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00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 5: Hot Egg public service announcement.

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Speaker 12: When Ryan is riffing, do not try to drink liquids

701
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 12: if you do not want them to possibly exit through

702
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 12: your nasal cavities.

703
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, bad on that one.

704
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: Hot Egg. Hey guys, it's Cooch.

705
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 13: Was talking with the wife the other day, said, I

706
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,239
Speaker 13: got a lump here.

707
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it is.

708
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 13: She broke out into song. There's an information number a

709
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 13: true cancer Hill lyrics. All you need to do is

710
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 13: call it at eight six, seven five three, Oh night.

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00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 3: All right, good to know, good No hot egg.

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00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 13: Good morning monsters. Wayne from Ovido here, thirty year listener.

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Speaker 8: Now I have to admit Ryan has been hit or

714
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 8: miss for me.

715
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 3: He's been on the show.

716
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, but this morning his cancer song improv killed it

717
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 6: killed it could not have been funnier.

718
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: Had some sleep last night, finally came in ready to

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Speaker 1: do his job.

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00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 4: Hotne do my job every day. You just don't like

721
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 4: it when I'm cranky. I don't like it when you're cranky.

722
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 4: I don't cranky, liar, that's a lie.

723
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: There you go, you do against me? Against me?

724
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, the monsters in the morning, we could be dumber

725
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 5: swirls quick. But all your stupid Schmart stuff, Yeah.

726
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: A stupid stuff. Nobody wants it.

727
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: Uh hot, Ryan, are you freaking kidding me?

728
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:27,479
Speaker 6: Bro?

729
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,479
Speaker 3: What the the flapper and the filler part of the toilet?

730
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: Man?

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00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 14: People change that out every day on their own for

732
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,479
Speaker 14: a water saving functioning one.

733
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 3: It was the one rain drop and the two rain

734
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 3: drop flusher.

735
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 5: Like, dude, that's not hard, Ryan.

736
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: It's not hard.

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00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 3: It's simply again, that's not what it was.

738
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 5: I've done, man, and a little rubber gasket. Not what

739
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 5: it was, Dude, it's nothing. It's like a ten minute swap.

740
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 5: I can't believe you had your old ass moms.

741
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 3: Okay, don't come.

742
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 4: Right.

743
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: I did what I didn't say.

744
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: I have changed like everything inside and not a problem.

745
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: How come your mommy had to do it again?

746
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: That's not what it was. What happened the City of

747
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: Automat clogged all my line, so I didn't I did everything.

748
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: I pulled all this stuff apart, and it was like

749
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 3: it was clogged.

750
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 4: Had to blow it out and a bunch of sand

751
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 4: blocked up the I don't even know what you call it,

752
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 4: the tube thing that sucks up the water.

753
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 3: And the and the ball and the flap all hot.

754
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 11: Yes, this is the manager of the Walgreens and Popcorn.

755
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 11: I was wondering unusual activity with uh, a man and

756
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 11: a woman coming to use our bathroom and not buying

757
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 11: any products. This is the same Ryan we're talking about

758
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 11: from the Monsters.

759
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 4: No, because I felt guilty every time I would buy something.

760
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: You would Yes, well what did you buy it?

761
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: On your poop on?

762
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: What did you buy it? Take a dump?

763
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 4: Generally beers they have like a you know, the Tall

764
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 4: Boys of Heineken. So I'm getting something, I'm not just

765
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 4: using their bathroom for free.

766
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 5: That would be.

767
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: You bought it because you felt obligated, Like listen, if

768
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dump, I gotta buy.

769
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, it's an obligation. Hot day.

770
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Speaker 14: Hey, Ryan, you touched on something during your segment, and

771
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 14: I agree with you. Toilet's very important when you buy

772
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 14: a new home. I don't care how long they've been there,

773
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 14: how new. You have to buy new toilets and new

774
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 14: toilet seats. It's one of the most important parts of

775
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 14: your home. And you gotta feel comfortable with that. I

776
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 14: place it when you buy new home.

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00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 4: I never thought about it before, but somebody did the

778
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 4: math and then they texted in and they said, one

779
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 4: poop a day for seventy five years.

780
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: That's twenty seven thousand, three hundred and.

781
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 4: Seventy five butts that's been on that on that toilet.

782
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 2: No, that could be the same butt though it's not strangers.

783
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 2: But well, yeah, but that many poops.

784
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,479
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, okay, So it's twenty seven thousand poops.

785
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: I'm getting new toilets. That's my goal for this year.

786
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.

787
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Everybody's got to have a goal.

788
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, let's see the real fancy one at

789
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, get your fancy it's three hundred bucks.

790
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 3: Last hot take, give.

791
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: Me to hell.

792
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: Checking in had a quick question, when's the last time

793
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: you got so wasted that you peed in the bed?

794
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, it wasn't this week. Congratulations, You've never never

795
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: he saunded so guilty. I've ever done that.

796
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: You've never you never know? Oh come on, man, animal, No,

797
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 3: I've never done that.

798
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: You've done that.

799
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 3: I think most people have.

800
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: You've gotten su chrud that you you peep beat in

801
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 2: the bed? Sure, Angel you I feel not, I mean

802
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: not recently, but I feel like I.

803
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 3: Have I have never hand up. Have you done it?

804
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: I have never? Everybody's done that. Don't don't. Don't make

805
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: we like I think he's at a minute. Okay, he's not.

806
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: He's not hearing us right now. All right, hey, last

807
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 1: I bet he has that fun can be dumber.

808
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: Well, don't put that on my pizza. Thank you so much.

809
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 2: Don't put that on my pizza. I want to remind

810
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: you that Earthday Birthday tickets. Have you come here to

811
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: the radio station. They've got someone waiting for you to

812
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: sell you the tickets and you don't have to pay

813
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: any fees or anything like that.

814
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 10: Doors opened about an hour ago, but you could or

815
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 10: not doors. But someone's there at ten o'clock and there

816
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 10: till five.

817
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

818
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 2: And if you're curious what time the bell rings, what

819
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: time wrestling starts, it's five o'clock at Earthday Birthday. But

820
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: before that, Angel will be in the loud lounge do

821
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: it d Day business. So that'll be a lot of fun.

822
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 2: Come join us for Earthday Birthday this coming Saturday.

823
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big party. Ryan, what you got,

824
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: I'll get you some of those freaking league sheets. Put

825
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: them a bed.

826
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: Follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy, follow my toilet based journeys,

827
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 4: dow on Instagram.

828
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: Angel what you got?

829
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 10: You can hit me about any social media platform. Its

830
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 10: official Angel and email me Angel.

831
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 2: At real Radio dot f And for all the monster merch,

832
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: you go to real radiomonsters dot com. That's real radiomonsters

833
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: dot com. There's MWO shirts, you got your Donkey money shirts,

834
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: tune of Tim Big Dumb Fun, what the hell is

835
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 2: aiming to listen to? All that stuff is at real

836
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: radiomonsters dot com. Stay tuned for the News Junkie right

837
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock is the Jim

838
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 2: Culbert Show. We're back tomorrow for a weekend even edition

839
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 2: of the Monsters from Angel and Ryan.

840
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 10: We just mess up Barry Man Russ whole lot of

841
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 10: napped on his bed rock.

842
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't

843
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 1: gotta go home. We gotta get swirl