Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome back Patrick Morning Show, Marnsie Glarnsy's here, John
Speaker 1: z Bondsi's here, Casto thousands ready to go on Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. May your underwear always be green.
Speaker 2: I wo've been a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I've never worn green underwear, even as a kid. I
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever had green underwear on in my life,
Speaker 3: not once.
Speaker 2: Really, you haven't lived. Brother Bonus is showing me his
Speaker 2: underwear right now. Kind of decide if I have I've
Speaker 2: got to have some underwear.
Speaker 4: And you're not just grabbing nothing. I've got something there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a decent it's a decent chance it's green.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a whale tail going on.
Speaker 2: Love it. Decent chance it's green. I've got green underwear.
Speaker 2: I just don't worry.
Speaker 5: Remember when I grabbed it when I was frantically waking
Speaker 5: up twenty minutes late for the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not wearing them.
Speaker 2: Knew it a lot of time on that.
Speaker 7: Most guys are from the dark ages, cave men, and
Speaker 7: they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and
Speaker 7: to be wearing aiden she heels and to be wearing
Speaker 7: see through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best
Speaker 7: when she is just absolutely naked.
Speaker 8: It's inappropriate say that follow up for Corey, I would
Speaker 8: I would bet it extends beyond the color green of
Speaker 8: undies that you don't have.
Speaker 3: Take a wild guess what every color of underwear I've
Speaker 3: had in the last quarter century.
Speaker 9: Not pink, crotchless. They're edible, aren't you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, not bright green. I've bright orange, no highlighter, no highlighter.
Speaker 2: Color was highlight yellow.
Speaker 1: But I know they got a streak of brown in
Speaker 1: the bottom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But what have we learned?
Speaker 3: The other day, a couple of weeks ago, we were
Speaker 3: talking about how how often people throw out their underwear, right,
Speaker 3: and industry experts say, it's something like fifty washes and
Speaker 3: they should be gone. So it's not necessarily how long
Speaker 3: you have them. Sure, it's about every fifty washes. They say,
Speaker 3: you really should move on and start over?
Speaker 2: What meaning?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: Why? What?
Speaker 4: Because exactly they basically said, no, it's just they it's
Speaker 4: I don't remember exactly, but it was it was bacteria
Speaker 4: related in the amount that they actually absorb or clean
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: So they said fifty and move on, yeah, or I'll
Speaker 2: send them to Dwight.
Speaker 3: Right, So if you have one pairs of underwear or something,
Speaker 3: and theoretically you don't have to throw them out or
Speaker 3: the author because the rotation is longer. But if you
Speaker 3: only have like three pairs of underwear, then like every
Speaker 3: half a year, you should.
Speaker 4: Be changing them out, all right. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I'm not saying anybody follows that. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying that was the recommendation by.
Speaker 10: Something hard to keep, probably big underwear of fifty wares,
Speaker 10: because you know, you should have a good rotation.
Speaker 4: A good number of The easiest way would be to
Speaker 4: have essentially exactly seven pairs and just.
Speaker 11: Starting every year, start with a new seven.
Speaker 2: Yep, new seven on jan one. That'd be the easiest way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no easy way out. There's no road back home,
Speaker 2: no shortcut home, no shoot.
Speaker 1: I wear no pair of underwear until one of us
Speaker 1: gives up.
Speaker 2: Wow, so you're winning that battle.
Speaker 11: One of us has, like both of your losing.
Speaker 2: It sounds like this is Cafe news with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 2: What are you doing. We're doing the news, brother, Yeah,
Speaker 2: listen to the hooks. Hey, when did the Saints starts
Speaker 2: sponsoring this bit again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's pretty soon the wind they start.
Speaker 3: That was a preview of the future sponsorship because we
Speaker 3: love the Saints.
Speaker 11: Sorry about the same time, don't they Maybe a week later.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Saints Baseball dot Com. I mean that's
Speaker 2: the goal. Now.
Speaker 5: They are going to be loaded this year. That is
Speaker 5: going to be a fun team to watch.
Speaker 2: Who's on that team? Hawk?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? Google bro Bible?
Speaker 2: Okay, what position does he play?
Speaker 1: The pitching machine?
Speaker 2: Local bro Bible?
Speaker 4: But Johnny Bones nobody, you know, nobody before the show.
Speaker 4: Nobody in the Saints is more hype than.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he does.
Speaker 11: Look like he will be ready for opening day. He
Speaker 11: had a hamstring strain.
Speaker 5: It's like hamstring strain and spring training, but they expect
Speaker 5: him to be ready for opening day of the minor league.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of the greatest Internet bits of all time.
Speaker 2: You laugh every time, you know, you've seen it a thousand.
Speaker 3: The first time I saw it, I bet I wiped
Speaker 3: tears away for about a minute and a half.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: And it also holds up the nerd talk prior talk.
Speaker 4: Got it, We're going to go in you do the
Speaker 4: magic mystic spell. I'll do this a block shield, Okay, everybody,
Speaker 4: I got six manna and then do this.
Speaker 2: It's so good. No idea what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 2: It's got to be twenty years old. I bet it's
Speaker 2: twenty years old.
Speaker 3: But it was when like World of Warcraft and those
Speaker 3: games were huge, and people started, you know, dreaming and
Speaker 3: recording their own shows. I don't know if they were streaming.
Speaker 3: I don't think twitch was a thing, but they would
Speaker 3: record their own like campaigns, and it was like a
Speaker 3: group of I don't know, ten or twelve online nerds
Speaker 3: outside of this cave and they were all talking over
Speaker 3: you know, headsets, going like like Sauce said, Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go in first.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna cast man and uh yeah, so could
Speaker 2: you run on a block? Could you run a number?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: What percent chance do we have? Only thirty seven percent?
Speaker 2: Chances are? Okay, So they're doing this, they're doing this plan.
Speaker 3: And they're all standing around in a circle and they're
Speaker 3: talking strategy and I'm going to use this weapon and
Speaker 3: I'm going to cast this spell and then out of nowhere,
Speaker 3: one of the twelve just.
Speaker 12: Goes, all right, let's do this, and he runs in
Speaker 12: Roy Jenkins yells his own name. He runs into this
Speaker 12: cave and all hell breaks loose and they get slaughtered.
Speaker 2: And they're yelling at him.
Speaker 12: They're like, god, damn it, Leroy.
Speaker 2: The whole thing falls apart.
Speaker 3: They're all dead, and they're all yelling at him as
Speaker 3: they're lying they're dead, and then.
Speaker 2: Like, why would you do that? And he just goes
Speaker 2: it was just.
Speaker 3: Trolling his own group. It's like, we probably didn't do
Speaker 3: it justice, but god dang. The first time I saw it,
Speaker 3: cried laughing for ninety seconds because the whole time they're
Speaker 3: getting their ass kicked, I was wiping away tears.
Speaker 4: You can't over or underestimate the nerd talk prior to it,
Speaker 4: but there's something about.
Speaker 2: Like there was like a bridge into the cave. So
Speaker 2: the fact that just runs he yells, all right.
Speaker 12: Let's do this, and he yells his own name, and
Speaker 12: there's there's one guy that runs.
Speaker 2: Across the bridge. It's so good that it's an internet legend.
Speaker 6: Man yelling your own name is legends.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if we ever found out if
Speaker 3: that was even his real name, right, that might have
Speaker 3: just been like a character or a bit. Who knows,
Speaker 3: because otherwise you would have thought at some point the
Speaker 3: real Lero Jenkins would have been interviewed.
Speaker 4: Well, I think he I think he would go to
Speaker 4: like these gaming bits and just he would get paid
Speaker 4: just to yell.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What here he is on stage? That his actual name
Speaker 4: or like an alias. That's uh, the guy's name is
Speaker 4: Ben Shaals Ben.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's do this. That's so good.
Speaker 3: They're not even close to done with the plan.
Speaker 2: They're still talking about it, and he's so bored. He
Speaker 2: just meets Saucy. It became such a big thing.
Speaker 4: He's literally a character in the game now too, like
Speaker 4: the Jenkins as his own separate character in the game
Speaker 4: and play that game.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, man.
Speaker 2: It was just iconic. It's so good. It's twenty years ago,
Speaker 2: twenty one.
Speaker 3: God, and time flies when you're having fun anyway.
Speaker 1: Schools in District one ninety six closed Tuesday due to
Speaker 1: multiple threats. The district includes dozens of schools and programs
Speaker 1: across Rosemont, Apple Valley, and Egan. According to the district website,
Speaker 1: school Administrative Society closed all the schools Tuesday. Quote out
Speaker 1: of abundance of caution. Multiple schools received threats and law enforcements,
Speaker 1: law enforcement sorry, is actively investigating. So that sucks.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: Is that today right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, oh gosh yeah. Breaking news on careleven.
Speaker 10: So my kids did not have school yesterday and that
Speaker 10: was across the district because the phones were out and
Speaker 10: it was related to the storm, but it was a
Speaker 10: district wide phone outage leading to all communication. They couldn't
Speaker 10: get any communication.
Speaker 6: In or out of the school.
Speaker 10: And we got a call already on Monday by five
Speaker 10: pm that there would be no school on Monday district
Speaker 10: wide because the storm had knocked out the phone communication.
Speaker 3: That seems a little ironic that you received a phone
Speaker 3: call to say that the phones are out and that's
Speaker 3: why there's no story.
Speaker 10: Although when I answered the phone and it was automated,
Speaker 10: it took thirty seconds of this is this and then
Speaker 10: the district right, So there was some sort of issue
Speaker 10: before the message actually came through.
Speaker 2: That's next. Having a snow days one thing.
Speaker 3: Having a phone day, we can't have a school because
Speaker 3: the phones are out.
Speaker 4: How a phone day and it costs his family nine dollars.
Speaker 4: There was a phone night he was like, all right,
Speaker 4: let's do this is Jackings all right, So the phones
Speaker 4: are back up and running now.
Speaker 1: Man, hundreds the flights canceled and delayed as storms and
Speaker 1: staffing disrupt air travel across America. Abigail's trying to get
Speaker 1: home from Florida right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, yesterday, she.
Speaker 1: Was supposed to leave at five. She is currently about
Speaker 1: to board in Orlando as we speak.
Speaker 2: So what was the recap at daytona best time ever? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Orlando? Yeah, yeah, she had. I haven't gotten a full
Speaker 1: recap yet, but yeah, from what I was hearing, she
Speaker 1: had a great time.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Spring break type yep, spring break.
Speaker 1: Yep her first mind yep.
Speaker 2: Good for her yep.
Speaker 1: So kids trying to get home to go back to
Speaker 1: school all over America right now. More than seven and
Speaker 1: fifty flights scheduled to fly into and out of the
Speaker 1: US were called off completely. As of early Tuesday, about
Speaker 1: thirteen hundred delayed.
Speaker 10: I just can't imagine the trickle down effect and the
Speaker 10: jigsaw puzzle it takes to get everyone back to where
Speaker 10: they're supposed to be, because it also includes the flights
Speaker 10: that are scheduled just normally for the people who need
Speaker 10: to fly today and tomorrow and yesterday and man, and
Speaker 10: that must be an absolute mess. And you've got to
Speaker 10: be dealing with some angry people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, idiots, Hey, hey marts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What does kel Sauce and the state of Minnesota have
Speaker 1: in coming have in common?
Speaker 10: Both are awesome, yeah, and a good time.
Speaker 1: Those things are true, But that's not my joke.
Speaker 2: What the joke is.
Speaker 1: Both are expecting one to three inches today.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong if you guys had to bet and
Speaker 2: be right.
Speaker 3: Do you believe this will be the last snow we
Speaker 3: see in twenty twenty six, at least the spring of
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: No, let's gamble on it.
Speaker 1: You have a problem.
Speaker 4: The way his eyes lit up, you think we'll still
Speaker 4: catch some random April?
Speaker 2: Sure? Well, is it true that on Saturday?
Speaker 4: On my phone it's supposed to be sixty eight almost
Speaker 4: seventy rees on saturda insane in the membrane?
Speaker 2: That would be awesome? Brain? I will say no, but
Speaker 2: I could also say yes.
Speaker 6: Like flurries or an inch?
Speaker 2: Could you see it?
Speaker 4: Snow?
Speaker 2: It's gotta be an inch? Are you guys gambled or not?
Speaker 6: Could you see it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I mean I've talked to a lot of meteorologies over
Speaker 3: the years. They don't report.
Speaker 1: Nobody forecasts in this town.
Speaker 2: I might not be in a lot of storms, but
Speaker 2: I will be on top of a lot of storms.
Speaker 2: We're doing? What are we doing? What is the coal here?
Speaker 2: You watched SNL when you were in Saint Louis. It
Speaker 2: was fantastic. They just hit home runs. Yeah, really great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a there's one skin.
Speaker 2: I know you're gonna yeah, can't wait? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: We do a lot of bangers on Saturday. And again,
Speaker 3: Harry Styles is a fantastic host. He cares, he tries.
Speaker 2: That helps. That helps a lot.
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: They speaking of SNL at some point we got to talk.
Speaker 3: About the British version. Do you see that they announced
Speaker 3: the first three hosts and musical acts did not, So
Speaker 3: you have not seen who the initial the No, George
Speaker 3: Carlin hosted the first ever SNL in the US.
Speaker 2: Who has not heard who's hosting first? I did not
Speaker 2: even know they're starting it. Yeah, starting the British and Indian.
Speaker 2: He said something, but nobody was listening to. All right,
Speaker 2: don't look it up during the break. I want you
Speaker 2: to guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, whoever wants to guess, don't look it up
Speaker 3: during the break and then we'll tell you after this.
Speaker 2: Also do sports as well. Power Trim Morney too on
Speaker 2: the fan.
Speaker 1: Here you welcome back by here we are by Marnsie's back.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, la Fons.
Speaker 1: Is here, Lafons here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, smoke show. What a great character.
Speaker 10: My girlfriend, she was so into what's son Napoleon's brother's name.
Speaker 1: It's the best love story in history.
Speaker 3: She loved him for him, he was not because he
Speaker 3: world of Warcraft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's chatting with babes all all day.
Speaker 1: I love you. It's the best love story in the
Speaker 1: history of since.
Speaker 2: Truly underrated.
Speaker 6: We don't talk about them enough as being a great couple.
Speaker 4: Cheers, all right, Mars, you had the entire commercial break
Speaker 4: to think of this.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot.
Speaker 4: The UK edition of Saturday Night Live starts this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and they have announced the first three hosts
Speaker 4: in the first three musical guests. What's it Kurt Bills?
Speaker 2: He is none of the six ants married? Nope, that's
Speaker 2: not bad though not a bad guess.
Speaker 6: Rose McGowan.
Speaker 2: Interesting guess.
Speaker 6: No, she's britt right, she's funny.
Speaker 3: Rose Burn Yeah, no, he's got another one from Charmed
Speaker 3: that used to be with Marilyn Manson.
Speaker 2: Big voice guy, you have any guesses, Berrero, that'd be
Speaker 2: a great day. You are correct.
Speaker 3: This is a female but not British chat abbot. No,
Speaker 3: the first.
Speaker 10: Ever s n L Britain host is not British. That
Speaker 10: is correct.
Speaker 2: You can do this?
Speaker 10: Is it Tina Fey, It is Tina Fe, gonna go
Speaker 10: down the line, Tina f Chris.
Speaker 2: Tina Fa with musical guest wet Leg oh, leg goes
Speaker 2: hard and then that can't be good. Leg is great. No,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a band never heard, never heard?
Speaker 4: Do you have any in the system? They got to
Speaker 4: call a song called your Mom? Will you play it
Speaker 4: if you have it in the system?
Speaker 2: Sure? Uh? And then Jamie Dornan will host, not me,
Speaker 2: I know, I look like all the time. It's really old. Uh.
Speaker 2: And then Wolf Alice is the musical guest.
Speaker 3: And then riz Ahmed you remember him from what was
Speaker 3: that show on HBO called like the Night Of or
Speaker 3: what was it called?
Speaker 2: I think it was called The Night Of Mini series.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: That was my first exposure to Riza that he was
Speaker 4: fantastic and some band named Cassibian the Beezer a b
Speaker 4: i Ah John King anyway first, which makes sense because
Speaker 4: the big theory is, of course that when Laura Michaels
Speaker 4: is done with us now that she's going to be producer.
Speaker 3: So if she is going to have her hand in both,
Speaker 3: why not just kick off the British version if she's
Speaker 3: gonna eventually run it.
Speaker 2: If she does, that is nice.
Speaker 1: Looking forward to seeing the Lord Michael's documentaries coming.
Speaker 2: Out, Yeah, that'll be good. Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is that soon?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I just saw the trailer today, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. Win pretty quickly though, like a Netflix bit
Speaker 1: might be Apple TV and let me look.
Speaker 2: By the way while you're looking at that.
Speaker 3: According to the BBC, the format will be almost identical
Speaker 3: seventy five minutes intead of ninety but still otherwise a monologue, sketches,
Speaker 3: live music and a weekend update. It ain't pro so
Speaker 3: similar format if not identical format just and then obviously
Speaker 3: they announced their inaugural cast and it's about fifteen people
Speaker 3: that I've never heard of, but that's the idea, right,
Speaker 3: they're hopefully future stars, not sure but probably who are
Speaker 3: some of them?
Speaker 9: Hawk mister Big from the City nod from brass.
Speaker 2: Or bonus. That's not us, mister of us.
Speaker 10: Do you think could Americans audition? I mean maybe they
Speaker 10: could audition, but could they be chosen? Like if you
Speaker 10: did not make the SNL cast in New York City
Speaker 10: as an American, could you go over an audition for
Speaker 10: the British show?
Speaker 6: And would that create some there controversy?
Speaker 2: All of us are SNL fans.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to has there ever been a British SNL
Speaker 4: cast member? I don't Canadians for sure, lots of Shardians
Speaker 4: not sure. I'm trying to think of any Brits. I
Speaker 4: don't think we blanket on one. Who are we forgetting
Speaker 4: Chris Farley? No, he's from Wisconsin or something. Chris Rock No,
Speaker 4: I don't think he was from England.
Speaker 1: Tom Delwise, Hey, Marty in theaters only April seventeenth, the
Speaker 1: week from today, called Lorne Clever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, I'll see it, Okay, I'll see it. Okay,
Speaker 2: the we can update anchors. Name is Patty Young cool?
Speaker 10: Is that a female Patty or p a d d
Speaker 10: y and it is a dude?
Speaker 2: Oh d E W D dude, whatever kind.
Speaker 3: Of dude you want them to be Will you guys
Speaker 3: watch or not? I mean, maybe not immediately, but well
Speaker 3: you eventually if I get the humor same social media,
Speaker 3: because that's that's why they say that, right like Till
Speaker 3: Fred Andy and stuff that sometimes you don't they don't
Speaker 3: get the American humor because it's news related or maybe
Speaker 3: they didn't cut I wonder if I wonder if we'll
Speaker 3: think their version is funny. I'll probably check it out.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I'm gonna watch it. Where is
Speaker 3: it available America?
Speaker 2: Probably two b better'll be on YouTube.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, did you get Peacock would release the We'll
Speaker 13: release the episodes of the series in the US one
Speaker 13: day after it airs.
Speaker 2: Maybe on Sunday, feathers everywhere. Well that was funny. Thank you?
Speaker 6: Did you Saus?
Speaker 10: Did you watch the The New Casey.
Speaker 1: In the Sunshine Band Jones?
Speaker 6: No, The New Casey Yellowstone.
Speaker 10: So it was on at the Casino and Waterloo, and
Speaker 10: I couldn't hear it, but it was that I could
Speaker 10: see the visual and the to the two members of
Speaker 10: the tribe were with him, and so I recognized those characters.
Speaker 2: And the guy, the guy that has to be terrible.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about slut Zach. Did you watch it?
Speaker 2: I also watched it with the sound and it was
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: Is it called six six sixty six? Is that not right?
Speaker 2: The mark the Beast four sixes?
Speaker 14: No, it's called the Cattle. Uh, It's called like Sheriff's
Speaker 14: Step Marshals. Yeah, Marshalls, like the store. They go shopping
Speaker 14: at the store. Casey loves a good deal. Well he's
Speaker 14: kicking ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's just stuff scattered everywhere.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know where to begin.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you ever been to Marshalls, right, I
Speaker 1: mean there's just stuff scattered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids, you gotta dig. But if you can find it,
Speaker 2: that's right, man, hell of a de gold.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I would be curious.
Speaker 10: I would probably watch an episode just to see if
Speaker 10: it went on the same path as where Yellowstone ended up.
Speaker 1: Just like just whooping people's asses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, watch it and Rip got a spin off,
Speaker 2: rip Lay that lady Beth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a spinner.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, well she is. Chris, that was funny.
Speaker 1: It's always a real somebody says it, guys, Charles.
Speaker 2: That was funny. British.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't get my humor, hum British. Yeah, Paul you
Speaker 3: ready for sports, Yes, sir, great.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 4: The Wolves have lost four five, they will host the
Speaker 4: Suns tonight, and they will be without Aunt who's out.
Speaker 2: With knee soreness.
Speaker 4: But your Wolves are still a three and a half
Speaker 4: point favorite.
Speaker 2: I would think.
Speaker 10: That has something to do with the fact that Phoenix
Speaker 10: played last night in Boston. I agree, I would assume yes,
Speaker 10: and lost by eight, so having to travel from Boston.
Speaker 6: But you know, Phoenix is a good team and has.
Speaker 10: A lot to play for because they are right beneath
Speaker 10: us in the standings. We are officially two games clear
Speaker 10: of Phoenix right now and they are in the seventh spot.
Speaker 6: We are in the sixth, and so this is a
Speaker 6: big game.
Speaker 10: But Phoenix already owns the tiebreaker because we only play
Speaker 10: the Suns three times this season.
Speaker 6: We've already lost the first two.
Speaker 10: So we cannot get the tiebreaker against the Sun, so
Speaker 10: we have to finish ahead of them. So this is
Speaker 10: an important game tonight for a lot of reasons, and
Speaker 10: the most important is this Wolves team needs to get
Speaker 10: right and will not play tonight, and they're just it's
Speaker 10: just been it's out of sorts, out of sinc it's just.
Speaker 6: Something is out of whack.
Speaker 2: And you out to touch. Also that.
Speaker 10: It's a long season and teams go through these dips
Speaker 10: and highs and lows, and right now this is the
Speaker 10: low point for the Wolves and they can come up.
Speaker 10: It feels like it's it feels like doom and gloom.
Speaker 10: And I read Sauce's twitter at some point, I'm sure
Speaker 10: you tweeted the Wolves are terrible.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I believe the exact tweet was the Wolves suck. That
Speaker 3: was correct, it was the entire tweet.
Speaker 10: Right before this stretch they won five in a row.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't pay attuch to stuff like that.
Speaker 10: And we right before this stretch, it was like, this
Speaker 10: is the Wolves team we've been waiting for. Okay, we're
Speaker 10: in this breathm we put it together and so it
Speaker 10: just it just feels like the bottom fell out.
Speaker 6: And now if we can find the bottom again.
Speaker 3: Updated spread now five and a half point favorites on
Speaker 3: drafting So without and five and a half point favorites,
Speaker 3: Wow over unders two twenty and a half.
Speaker 1: Can't touch the bottom.
Speaker 10: Well, let's see if being at home and playing Phoenix,
Speaker 10: Utah Portland, that's sounds like a stretch where maybe you
Speaker 10: can get your stuff together.
Speaker 11: It feels like you beat Phoenix and you somehow find
Speaker 11: a way to lose to Utah.
Speaker 4: Correct, all right, John, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Phoenix grow in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: We don't need that here, Max with your thoughts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Marty said, I mean, there were only a
Speaker 4: little bit above the Phoenix. This is an important game
Speaker 4: for for the standings, and you just don't want to
Speaker 4: be in that involved in that play and whatsoever. Not
Speaker 4: just because of the play and nonsense. I have faith
Speaker 4: that the Wolves would get out of it. It's the problem.
Speaker 4: The problem is if you get out of it, then
Speaker 4: you got to play San Antonio and or you know,
Speaker 4: Oklahoma City, the Oklahoma City Thunder, So that would that
Speaker 4: would be a nightmare. But it's like it's it's been
Speaker 4: pretty obvious for everybody to see this team is not
Speaker 4: They're they're out of sync right now. They're not on
Speaker 4: the same page. They've been very up and down throughout
Speaker 4: the season. They go on these stretches where they look
Speaker 4: like the Timberwolves that we know and love that could
Speaker 4: make it to the conference finals and further, and then
Speaker 4: there's other times where they.
Speaker 2: Look like they're playing.
Speaker 4: It's gonna it's gonna be hard without Anthony, but it
Speaker 4: might actually be one of those things that's a silver
Speaker 4: lining because the ball movement has just been really just
Speaker 4: futured on this team lately. It feels like, and it's
Speaker 4: not Anthony Edwards' fault, I'm not saying that at all,
Speaker 4: but it just feels like sometimes when ant is out
Speaker 4: there on the floor, the other four guys are kind
Speaker 4: of watching Anthony Edwards like the rest of us are.
Speaker 4: So maybe they can get some ball movement going without
Speaker 4: Anthony Edwards, and then once he gets reinserted back into
Speaker 4: the lineup, they can kind of have their flow again
Speaker 4: because right now, offensively, they pretty much have no flow,
Speaker 4: and they have no defensive identity right now, like they're fifteenth,
Speaker 4: sixteenth in the NBA. This is a top five defense
Speaker 4: over the last handful of you. That's kind of been
Speaker 4: this team's calling card, that's been Chris Finch's calling card
Speaker 4: as a coach. So they got to they got to
Speaker 4: rediscover their defensive identity and get some get some flow going,
Speaker 4: some ball movement going back in the offense again. But
Speaker 4: it's gonna be tough without Anthony Edwards, but you pretty
Speaker 4: much have to have this game well, said the wild
Speaker 4: Are when listen their last four or five. They will
Speaker 4: battle the black Hawks tonight in Chicago at thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Just it's a very weird spot for the While they
Speaker 13: have a twelve point lead in the standings, right now,
Speaker 13: they do not have They've got such a gap and
Speaker 13: at this point it's just about kind of getting their
Speaker 13: game back, finding their game. It's been it was a
Speaker 13: rough weekend results wise, but they played well and it's
Speaker 13: a great opportunity here with the home and home against
Speaker 13: Chicago to get some points and maybe mount a battle
Speaker 13: with the Stars, who also lost recently. The Avs also
Speaker 13: lost a couple as well, so there's still a chance
Speaker 13: they could move up in the standings. But right now,
Speaker 13: I think the most important part is just finding their game,
Speaker 13: getting it all tuned up and ready to go for
Speaker 13: the playoffs. Nick Felino returns to Chicago tonight to see
Speaker 13: his old buddies and pals down there, so it'll be
Speaker 13: cool to see them, and yeah, Green River Joe' Donald
Speaker 13: Tom Reid tonight six forty five or sorry six to fifteen,
Speaker 13: pre game six thirty puck drop on the fan.
Speaker 2: Green River Killer be there. Who's that.
Speaker 4: I think they killed him, Gary Ridgewell. I think he's dead.
Speaker 4: I think he was executed.
Speaker 2: That would be great killing. That's the rule. That's no,
Speaker 2: he's still with us. He's still alive. Yep. How old
Speaker 2: is he?
Speaker 4: He is seventy seven? Is your college eligibility or not?
Speaker 4: I would guess. I think he was too busy killing
Speaker 4: and somebody stay in college.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gopher's only run like five or six deep. We
Speaker 3: could use some help for that Vegas tournament.
Speaker 4: He's serving forty nine life sentences without parole.
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on, how many is it finished? Shit, let's
Speaker 3: hear it out. I think I don't think he's your
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Speaker 2: It's time for vikings. Us on the Power Trip presented
Speaker 2: by Thank You Wow.
Speaker 1: So here's what's going on. We got a new quarterback,
Speaker 1: Marty you don't care?
Speaker 2: I do care?
Speaker 1: Seems like you do. You have mentioned it all today.
Speaker 6: Kyle Murray.
Speaker 2: Wait played genius. I mean we talked about him last week.
Speaker 10: I gave you my scouting report, head notes, charts, graph
Speaker 10: et cetera.
Speaker 6: Notes.
Speaker 1: In Minneapolis, Burger made such an impression on quarterback Kyler
Speaker 1: Murray that he made sure to stop for one when
Speaker 1: he flew into town to sign with the Vikings.
Speaker 4: It's got to be a juicy lucy of some kind
Speaker 4: or not. It was not, huh.
Speaker 1: He took his agent to Parlor Bar, Minneapolis's North Loop,
Speaker 1: where he wanted another taste of its famous Yes, it's
Speaker 1: very good, don't I've not had it? Is it something
Speaker 1: special about it?
Speaker 4: To that?
Speaker 2: It's incredible, really well done burger.
Speaker 5: That's really well done cheeseburger that's it's perfectly cooked.
Speaker 2: Only that I like.
Speaker 1: Here's what it says. It's a mountain and mouth combo
Speaker 1: of a ground chuck, rabbi and brisket. Yeah, standing with
Speaker 1: white American cheese on an egg bun.
Speaker 2: Their bun is there's something.
Speaker 10: More buttery, either about the burger or the bun, or
Speaker 10: maybe both.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of culvers. They brought him in here one time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we had a bunch for like some type of event
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they have a food truck. It was Hawk's birth.
Speaker 13: Food truck showed up and.
Speaker 1: I would like to have some right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's when you pay for him, harler Berger.
Speaker 5: I will throw out another burger downtown. You're um Geese,
Speaker 5: which is a new place.
Speaker 11: Downtown has a pretty good burger smre geese, smartish more.
Speaker 2: Somebody look at the menu.
Speaker 5: They also they also have they also location right next
Speaker 5: to Grand Casino Arena. Now is that what it's called? Yeah, check,
Speaker 5: yeah right, But they've opened one downtown as well, and
Speaker 5: they're the burger is real solid and it's not crazy expensive.
Speaker 5: It's good, good stop before twins game.
Speaker 4: I think if if you make something like thirty six
Speaker 4: million dollars a year, then you get cut, and then
Speaker 4: the team that signs you, he's going to pay a
Speaker 4: million of that, right, I think you probably.
Speaker 2: Should take your aging out for a burger.
Speaker 3: Because as not doing much right, buy him a meal
Speaker 3: for God's sake.
Speaker 11: According to Uh, he's doing more than if you wouldn't
Speaker 11: have gotten cut.
Speaker 2: True, well playing sure he deserves a burger. He answered
Speaker 2: the call from Rob Razinski.
Speaker 1: According to SI dot Com, Kevin O'Connell told Kyler Murray
Speaker 1: that he was viewed or that he viewed him as
Speaker 1: the only quote non band aid option available at quarterback.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good news for McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it has at the field
Speaker 1: everybody else that could have been signed.
Speaker 3: Would't you guys agree though, even if you're even if
Speaker 3: you're excited about Kyler, Kyler is also a band aid option.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: He's too young to be he considered a band aid,
Speaker 1: don't you.
Speaker 13: I think if he signed for more than one year
Speaker 13: and there was no uh the whole franchise tag was
Speaker 13: an option, maybe, but I mean I just feels so temporary.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I mean band aid in terms of, like we got
Speaker 3: to stop the bleeding because right now our situation sucks
Speaker 3: and it's not like he's a franchise guy.
Speaker 2: Right he's trying to prove that he is.
Speaker 4: He's because he hasn't been, so he's he thinks he's
Speaker 4: betting on himself.
Speaker 3: Saying I am a franchise guy. But if you're not,
Speaker 3: if you're in the middle, by definition, then aren't you
Speaker 3: a band aid? I guess we're just now we're just
Speaker 3: debating what a band aid quarterback is. We just see
Speaker 3: it differently. But again, that's why I keep saying the
Speaker 3: range of his season is so gigantic.
Speaker 4: It could be awesome or awful and or somewhere in
Speaker 4: the middle. It's a wide range. I would think it's
Speaker 4: just halfway awesome. Like if we get to like November
Speaker 4: and he I don't know what the like, let's say
Speaker 4: he's six and two. I think they will start discussing
Speaker 4: paying him for a future contract because they don't want
Speaker 4: to get into the Sam Darnold Daniel Jones situation.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 4: They will pay him as soon as they think he
Speaker 4: is good enough to be their guy going to.
Speaker 3: Assuming he wants to not hit the free agent market
Speaker 3: next year, because when he doesn't want the tag in
Speaker 3: his contract, that means he really really wants to hit
Speaker 3: free agency.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So if the Vikings are willing to back up
Speaker 4: the Brings truck halfway through the year, I don't know
Speaker 4: if he would.
Speaker 2: Even say yes, because he's betting on.
Speaker 4: Himself right now, right, Yeah, So if you're halfway through
Speaker 4: the year and you're killing it, the only thing that
Speaker 4: you're betting against in his injury. Yeah, Otherwise you would say,
Speaker 4: why wouldn't I just wait seven more games and make
Speaker 4: everybody fight over me? Even if I want to stay
Speaker 4: with the Vices, you just don't run up the leverage.
Speaker 2: Who knows. Again, that's best case scenario, you know.
Speaker 1: To be fair, every one of us wants to think that, well,
Speaker 1: he's going to have some loyalty to us because we
Speaker 1: gave him a chance. But that's not reality.
Speaker 4: Yeah, correct, Nope, you go for the dollars, but you
Speaker 4: got a really good wide receiver.
Speaker 2: You're pestro that'll, isn't it.
Speaker 4: At every option you'd go to a lot of reasons
Speaker 4: to stay here if it works. But ultimately, if we're
Speaker 4: going to pay him thirty and somebody else wants to
Speaker 4: pay him forty three or something.
Speaker 2: Then that's a no brainer. You go somewhere else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you signed one more giant deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get there when we get through though, because
Speaker 3: again he might be two and six and then then,
Speaker 3: like we said, then you have to throw the kid
Speaker 3: back in. Yes, because then that means this is the
Speaker 3: only year of Kyler. If he's two and six and
Speaker 3: he's playing terribly.
Speaker 2: So is it assumed he's the starting quarterback?
Speaker 4: Now they haven't said it, but everybody with your brain
Speaker 4: knows that it makes no sense to bring him here
Speaker 4: for one year and not playing.
Speaker 2: What about the Scarecrow?
Speaker 4: We found out at the end of the Scarecrow always
Speaker 4: had a brain, he did, he just didn't use it.
Speaker 4: And his dad boughttom a bunch of lunches.
Speaker 2: You call me the scarecrow. Which are the three characters
Speaker 2: that she meets to relate to the most? Probably the
Speaker 2: cowardly lion? Why is that? Because he's afraid of everything.
Speaker 2: He's scared all the time.
Speaker 1: What are you afraid of?
Speaker 2: Baby? What are you afraid of? You guys? Why? Because
Speaker 2: you guys are the trees that throw apples at me?
Speaker 11: You could be flying monkeys?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you some right now? I've never noticed before.
Speaker 1: It looks straight at the camera. You have very dick,
Speaker 1: dastardly eyebrows.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? They're very straight? They're straight, they're
Speaker 2: not curved.
Speaker 1: You look like a bad guy in a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Did you get those tattooed on? Are those real? Are
Speaker 2: those naturals?
Speaker 1: Big naturals?
Speaker 2: Who's Dick?
Speaker 10: You don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: He's a bad guy in cartoon?
Speaker 2: Was he one of the wacky racer guys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that, I am.
Speaker 2: Will you answer the question about your big naturals those
Speaker 2: tattooed on? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I what? No?
Speaker 4: They are not they are all They's all you. They
Speaker 4: are big natural.
Speaker 1: Something about the color of the camera on you right
Speaker 1: now makes your eyebrows look like like Charlie Chaplin, like
Speaker 1: like Groucho Marx. Your mustache too, but especially these damn eyebrows.
Speaker 1: You look like a bad guy right now. I don't
Speaker 1: trust the damn think coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Look at the camera please for once. It looks like
Speaker 2: it's like the wings of an eagle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does he not look like Dick dastardly?
Speaker 2: Who's Dick?
Speaker 1: Look at comp slash? Watch do that again for me?
Speaker 1: Look at him?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm gonna go to it. It might take
Speaker 2: a bit.
Speaker 1: You are Dick dastardly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zach, Let's do a side by side. Google a
Speaker 3: picture of sauce, then google a picture of Dick.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has to google it. Put it
Speaker 2: side by side. Let's see. Uh, let's see how similar
Speaker 2: these faces are. I'm trying to do. Uh, there you go.
Speaker 2: For some reason, the best I can do right now.
Speaker 4: But that's okay, so accurate representation of his head.
Speaker 3: Sauce used dastardly in a sentence, and and the sentence
Speaker 3: can't be That guy's last name is dastard.
Speaker 2: That would have been good.
Speaker 1: They don't know who his parents are.
Speaker 4: What a uh use what word dastardly? That storm was
Speaker 4: a dastardly disaster that works, Thank you, disasterdly. That guy
Speaker 4: over there is a dastardly. That's a network. Oh it's
Speaker 4: his last name.
Speaker 6: It is the shape of the eyebrows.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Are you looking right now?
Speaker 11: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Dot com slash? My god, look at that. Look at
Speaker 2: the two of them together all right? Hang on here,
Speaker 2: say are you doing that on purpose?
Speaker 1: Can you see this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can see smile like you just did.
Speaker 11: My god.
Speaker 2: Oh man, guy has a wiener for a nose, better teeth. Thought,
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 4: We gotta how do we how do we pay you
Speaker 4: to grow a mustache like that.
Speaker 1: How do we pay you to go away?
Speaker 2: Why do you want me to go away? Maxwell would
Speaker 2: miss me? I miss you, so I miss even when
Speaker 2: we just walk out of the studio. Thank you man.
Speaker 10: Check out Gargamel from the Smurfs eyebrows, gart.
Speaker 1: It and maybe gargle some milkwash.
Speaker 2: Who do you think you look more like? Dick Dastardly
Speaker 2: or Gargamel Dick dastardly.
Speaker 1: Dastardly? Bears bears mm hmm, all right, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's Vikings. There's nothing bones bonds is gonna be worth
Speaker 1: a damn.
Speaker 2: Christ that we were watching.
Speaker 11: I'm excited about the young starters that we've got, which
Speaker 11: you better be because the older guys all seem to
Speaker 11: be a little banged up and hurt and uh, you know,
Speaker 11: we'll have to see if the post hype prospects that
Speaker 11: we've been waiting to take another step forward, like Wallner
Speaker 11: and Lewis and brooks Lee and Trevor Larnak can take
Speaker 11: the next step forward.
Speaker 5: If they do, then I think this is a you know,
Speaker 5: competitive team by the trade deadline. If not, then things
Speaker 5: could get ugly in a hurry at the trade deadline.
Speaker 15: So I just listened to a podcast about this. Well, yeah,
Speaker 15: I bet you did gleaving and the geek I paid
Speaker 15: for it. Really, that's very kind. We are always flattered
Speaker 15: that anybody would pay to listen to us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I don't pay. It's gonna be there's gonna
Speaker 5: be a lot of new stuff going on. This is
Speaker 5: Although we know all of the names that are in
Speaker 5: leadership positions right now, this is a whole new leadership
Speaker 5: team on this organization. Tom Pollett is not Jim pole
Speaker 5: Ed or Joe pole d and or Jim Polett. Derek
Speaker 5: Sheldon is not Rock Gobaldellie Jeremy's old is not Derek Falley,
Speaker 5: and they come from that lineage. But we're going to
Speaker 5: find out how much of the where the differences are
Speaker 5: in terms of how they build a roster and how
Speaker 5: they run a game, and how they interact with players
Speaker 5: and what they put up with and what their level
Speaker 5: of energy is around the team. And I think there's
Speaker 5: a higher level of energy around around the team than
Speaker 5: there's been for a while.
Speaker 3: The entire time you were talking on Cafe dot Com
Speaker 3: slash Watch, Zach continues to put side by side that
Speaker 3: Dick dastardly next to Sauce's face.
Speaker 2: That's great, So I didn't hear a word you that's
Speaker 2: all good. Goure baseball season starts on a weekend. Ad
Speaker 2: you pay at go go.
Speaker 1: Back to him again, smile again, like like dick here,
Speaker 1: look at him. I nailed that one.
Speaker 2: They trying to make that same face Sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little angry here, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Dude, kind of you gotta grit your teeth. And he's
Speaker 3: not totally smiling. He's like angry smiling. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it. Oh my god, do that again.
Speaker 2: Please? That's good.
Speaker 4: Separated at birth uncanny, You guys are separated at birth
Speaker 4: and Jeff picked the wrong one.
Speaker 2: Lawyer lamb would brother have din? That's what did I do?
Speaker 11: Hooray my computer, I can tell you Zach using the tools.
Speaker 2: Uh, really good. He's a pro. There you go? Is
Speaker 2: ab here today?
Speaker 1: No, he's on vacation.
Speaker 2: Where is he, my guys drop? Maybe with his kind
Speaker 2: at a meeting preserve, but no to come home. I
Speaker 2: found one with old mister dastardly wearing purple there. Oh
Speaker 2: hold on, you are buff? Oh that's good? Yeah man,
Speaker 2: And he has a hunchback like I do.
Speaker 1: But look how slim your waist is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Fred Page Sports not what does we
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