Speaker 1: All right, is Mojoe In the morning, something happened to
Speaker 1: me that was really embarrassing. And I know that people
Speaker 1: have done this because we've talked about it on the
Speaker 1: show and the stories are always crazy how people have
Speaker 1: had it happened to the next level. So I was
Speaker 1: at Kroger and I ran into one of my neighbors
Speaker 1: while I was going and just picking some stuff up,
Speaker 1: and they had two cartloads of stuff because they were
Speaker 1: having a big party with a bunch of family and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird, like the carts are big to
Speaker 1: have two cartloads, and I'm saying, pushing one cart in
Speaker 1: front and pulling the cart behind.
Speaker 2: You know, you got yourself some money when you're doing.
Speaker 1: That, right, I mean, that's pretty crazy, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I would have taken carts and I would have had
Speaker 1: them next to each other and had them side by side,
Speaker 1: knocking into people and stuff. But she was doing this.
Speaker 1: So I said to her, I go, how are you
Speaker 1: going to get all this stuff to your car? Like
Speaker 1: what are you going to do? And she said, hey,
Speaker 1: could you help me? And I said, no problem, I said,
Speaker 1: let me grab my stuff. You're going up towards the
Speaker 1: front goes check out, and then what when you get
Speaker 1: one cart load full of all your packages, I will
Speaker 1: put stuff in your car and then you can go
Speaker 1: out in the parking lot. Yeah, no problem. So we
Speaker 1: get up to the front. I check out the store.
Speaker 1: She's checking out her stuff, and they're loading and the
Speaker 1: lady's putting stuff in the plastic bags and you know,
Speaker 1: putting them in the cart.
Speaker 2: She grabs her keyfob to her car.
Speaker 1: She drives a car just like yours, have a Cherokee,
Speaker 1: Grand Cherokee, and she opens it up because the cars
Speaker 1: parked in the parking lot. I grab the cart to
Speaker 1: go put groceries into the car. Go outside, open up
Speaker 1: the door, you know the back lift gate, put all
Speaker 1: the stuff inside the car, and all of a sudden, here, hey,
Speaker 1: that's my car. And I turn around and I look
Speaker 1: and I'm like what I thought of? Somebody was messing
Speaker 1: with me. And I turn around and it's a lady
Speaker 1: that's got her hands up in the you know, the
Speaker 1: whole hands up everything. That's my car. And I go like,
Speaker 1: I'm putting stuff in my neighbor's car. The car is open.
Speaker 1: What the hell are the odds that a the same
Speaker 1: greep jeep Grand Cherokee, which, by the way, they must
Speaker 1: sell a crap. Those ones same color silver, like a
Speaker 1: silver color. And the car door is open open. She
Speaker 1: didn't the woman did not lock her car. Who doesn't
Speaker 1: lock her car in this this day and age?
Speaker 2: Do you really?
Speaker 1: I don't left my keys. I don't left that boy alone.
Speaker 1: So I got it, you know, to the point where
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, crap. So I'm starting like pull the
Speaker 1: stuff out. Then I'm thinking this woman's thinking I'm stealing
Speaker 1: from her car. So she comes up and I explained
Speaker 1: to her what's going on. She understands. The other one
Speaker 1: is literally the next row over and just a little
Speaker 1: bit further down. But then my neighbor starts coming out
Speaker 1: with the other basketfullding car.
Speaker 2: Well, no, could you imagine this though?
Speaker 1: How would you like to have that woman's life if
Speaker 1: I would to have put him in the car left?
Speaker 1: My neighbor goes in and goes, where the hell are
Speaker 1: my package? You see that you got all this stuff
Speaker 1: in there, including a bunch of Briars ice cream, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, melted in the bag.
Speaker 3: I like the fact that she saw that you were
Speaker 3: inquisitive and then turns your curiosity into help.
Speaker 1: Yes, and ask me, have you ever gotten into the
Speaker 1: wrong car? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
Speaker 1: six six five six five four eight how many times?
Speaker 1: And by the way, the greatest thing, And thank you
Speaker 1: to Mike Porter. I love you, Mike or recording. Mike
Speaker 1: convinced me that I should look at this new blue
Speaker 1: with this like white interior car, this Tahoe.
Speaker 2: It's nice. I think I'm the only one on the
Speaker 2: road with the damn thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when I had a black Tahoe, I would
Speaker 1: walk up to black tahoes all the time, and I
Speaker 1: would think I was going to get into them.
Speaker 4: I got into the wrong when I had my Traverse.
Speaker 4: Remember I had that white Traverse, and I had gone
Speaker 4: into Michael's and went out into the parking lot and
Speaker 4: opened the door, got in the car, put my bags
Speaker 4: in the passenger seat, and I was like, my car
Speaker 4: interior is not tan. I had got insane thing. Somebody
Speaker 4: left their car unlocked. I had gotten in, that's crazy,
Speaker 4: put my stuff in and realized I was in the
Speaker 4: wrong car.
Speaker 5: And then you literally get.
Speaker 4: Out and you're doing this, your hands are off, like
Speaker 4: I didn't take anything from you these are my bags?
Speaker 2: That is it.
Speaker 3: I had a girl one time get in the backseat
Speaker 3: of my car because she thought I was the uber
Speaker 3: because the uber was this same car as my car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm turned around, like what are you doing? She's like,
Speaker 2: are you my Uber? I'm like, no, I'm not. So
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I've had that happen outside of twenty nine Nightclub and
Speaker 1: Nova back in the day. I went out there to
Speaker 1: go see Ashley next who was on our show at
Speaker 1: the time, and she was doing a Friday night there
Speaker 1: and I went out there in person's the same situation,
Speaker 1: pulls out of my back handle, thinking I was an uber.
Speaker 1: What's up, Lisa, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning, Marning,
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 6: So I was.
Speaker 5: I was at myyer a couple of years ago and
Speaker 5: I got into my what I thought was my uh
Speaker 5: journey and I go to put my key in that
Speaker 5: wasn't working, and I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 5: I look in the mirror and there's this little boy,
Speaker 5: probably like eight years old, looking at me like big eyes, scared,
Speaker 5: crap list, and I.
Speaker 7: Didn't know what to do.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm so sorry. And I quick come
Speaker 5: out of the car and shut the door.
Speaker 2: It was I was sober. A little boy in the
Speaker 2: back of the car.
Speaker 5: For he was probably like eight years old, ten years
Speaker 5: old maybe something like that.
Speaker 6: He didn't say anything.
Speaker 5: He just was staring at me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's terrible.
Speaker 1: At least they cracked the window for the kid. Joanne,
Speaker 1: what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Joanne.
Speaker 7: Hey, Hey, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: We're great? What's up?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: I was up.
Speaker 7: Myers also, and I was in the grocery line buying
Speaker 7: some and I realized I didn't have my purse. So
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh crap, what did I do? I left
Speaker 7: it at home. So I run out to the car.
Speaker 7: I grab all the change out of the changeholder, run in,
Speaker 7: pay for it, come back out to the car, realize
Speaker 7: there's all these bigs.
Speaker 6: In the car.
Speaker 7: It's not even my car that I took the change from.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: But they kept their change in the same place that
Speaker 1: you kept your change.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like a little changeholder.
Speaker 2: It was like therap. It was a van.
Speaker 7: I don't reven remember the Pacific I believe.
Speaker 2: Which one was cleaner that car? Are yours mine, which.
Speaker 8: Have more money than I looked in the back and
Speaker 8: there's all kinds of crap and bags.
Speaker 1: You start judging them for how dirty their car is. Stephanie,
Speaker 1: you left the grocery store, and what happened?
Speaker 8: So I walked out in my local grocery store and
Speaker 8: it's one of those ones that I had like a
Speaker 8: Starbucks in it. Yeah, and so I'm like walking out
Speaker 8: with like my Starbucks, and so I'm company out to
Speaker 8: go get in the car. So I comment to the
Speaker 8: driver's seat and like, you know, like you're just like
Speaker 8: an autopilot.
Speaker 9: I go to like put my drink like in like.
Speaker 8: The cupholder, and the person's actually like, hey, correct.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something?
Speaker 4: I feel that so much because half the time I
Speaker 4: am so zoned out when I am grocery like running
Speaker 4: all my errands, grocery shopping whatever. I would not have
Speaker 4: noticed a person sitting there either. I really wouldn't.
Speaker 1: This one's going to brug This happened, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: just one person in the car.
Speaker 2: But what happened.
Speaker 10: Yes, I want to start off first time, long time.
Speaker 2: Look we got bro.
Speaker 10: So my boyfriend I was sitting in the passenger seat.
Speaker 10: He had to run into Kroger for something really quick.
Speaker 10: I'm sitting there. All of a sudden, I'm like, where
Speaker 10: is he. It's kind of taken a while. All of
Speaker 10: a sudden he gets in the car. He is cracking up.
Speaker 10: I'm like, what happened? He gets in, He's like, I
Speaker 10: just got in the same thing. Grand Cherokee, got in,
Speaker 10: sat down. There was a woman sitting in the passenger seat.
Speaker 10: In the backseat, a baby starts crying. Oh thank god nowadays.
Speaker 9: Like you have to be kind of careful.
Speaker 2: What did the woman do? What did she say to
Speaker 2: him when he got in the car.
Speaker 10: He said nothing.
Speaker 7: She just looked like she was about to poop he pants.
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you for the call. What's going on, Hi, Chris?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 2: What's happening Chris?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: Nothing, just driving to work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, what what? What was the story? Got in
Speaker 1: the wrong car?
Speaker 7: Well, my sister and.
Speaker 6: I went to Little Caesars years.
Speaker 1: Ago to get pizza ready and she went in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I'm sitting there watching her walk out with the
Speaker 7: pizza get him a car next to me with the
Speaker 7: guy d speech.
Speaker 3: Over and I'm laughing.
Speaker 5: So hard.
Speaker 8: Looking at her, like what are you doing.
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 1: Guy thought it was his day. He's got a hot
Speaker 1: girl and a hot pizza. That's great, Chris, this on
Speaker 1: a phone. Thank you, Chris Day, appreciate you. This is
Speaker 1: a wild one. These are great stories. These are all
Speaker 1: great stories. It's so embarrassing when it happens. Kim put
Speaker 1: her kid in the wrong car. What happened, Kim?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 6: So a couple of years.
Speaker 9: Ago, my son like two and a half, super efficient,
Speaker 9: proficient kids. I used to just like open up the
Speaker 9: back door and then say just buckle yourself in and
Speaker 9: I go around get in. So I did. I went
Speaker 9: around and got in the car, and he's just standing
Speaker 9: in the back seat staring at me. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 9: what's going on? He goes, this is not our car,
Speaker 9: Those are not our bags, that is not your purse, this.
Speaker 5: Is not.
Speaker 1: What's people that leave their car doors open?
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 10: Yeah? I think it's the thing where I live, but yeah, everything.
Speaker 9: I was looking for some common stuff.
Speaker 2: In her perse, I like, I like Marie.
Speaker 1: Marie got into a car and saw pictures and realized
Speaker 1: these weren't her pictures, right, Is that right, Marie?
Speaker 2: I Hey, so it was the pictures that were the giveaway, right, Yes.
Speaker 8: The exact same car, exact same color, everything, and I
Speaker 8: the keyfob worked on it.
Speaker 5: So I unlocked this car and unloaded my groceries and
Speaker 5: got in.
Speaker 4: I've heard that before, only makes so many different like
Speaker 4: variations of that.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 5: I sat down and my boyfriend sat next to me,
Speaker 5: and we're looking at photos of somebody's child.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, what what what kind of car
Speaker 2: was it? Do you remember?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: My goodness, it was a Ford Probe.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard about those it a long time.
Speaker 1: What a horrible name for a car, the Probe, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's all like it was too
Speaker 1: old to have a Kiva back in the day of
Speaker 1: the Probes. You don't just think it any ignition. I
Speaker 1: think that honestly. I think that they probably had them
Speaker 1: around at that time. But again, that was probably why
Speaker 1: it was so duplicated, duplicatable, because they didn't have the technology.
Speaker 2: Uh if that's a word duplicatd wow. I know. I
Speaker 2: think I might be the smartest person I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say. About anything.
Speaker 2: One last call here either what's up? Either?
Speaker 6: Hi, Heather, Hi, first time a long time.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 6: Happened to me? I think Meyer is evil because I
Speaker 6: was at a Meyer, got my groceries, put him in
Speaker 6: my trunk. When to return my cart, that's the way
Speaker 6: for me. Was another black car just like mine, got in,
Speaker 6: noticed stuff on the floor that wasn't mine. Must have
Speaker 6: security locks. I couldn't get out of the car. It
Speaker 6: literally trapped me inside. Oh my god, oh my, like
Speaker 6: a million degrees outside, and I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 6: So I'm banging on the window and a car return
Speaker 6: guy comes by and I'm asking him let me out.
Speaker 6: He's like, you're lying to me. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 6: get out. I didn't have my phone to call anybody.
Speaker 6: I'm like, you've got to let me out.
Speaker 9: Lady walks by.
Speaker 6: She thinks I'm crazy. I finally convinced him to open
Speaker 6: the door and let me out. But it was the
Speaker 6: most embarrassing inside in my life.
Speaker 2: That's why they would they have child locks on or
Speaker 2: something that it wouldn't let you out.
Speaker 6: I don't know it let me open the door, so
Speaker 6: obviously it wasn't locked, but it must have security measures
Speaker 6: that if you get in and don't have that SOOB,
Speaker 6: it locks the doors on you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy.