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Speaker 5: Good afternoon? Good afternoon? Welcome, How you feeling good? Good?

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Speaker 5: All right? My name is Alan Cox. Welcome to the program.

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Speaker 5: Say hello to Rob. Anthony's right over there.

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Speaker 3: What's man?

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Speaker 5: Jess is back in studio? GHI Hi, you know we're

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Speaker 5: just three guaranteed humans trying h here we are make

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Speaker 5: our way through this nutty, crazy world. Just this little

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Speaker 5: blue Marble, Hurt Linker space You ever stop to think

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Speaker 5: about that stuff, like when you're not high, like when

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Speaker 5: you're fully within your faculties, when you have the full

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Speaker 5: grasp insofar as you can, when you're not on any

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Speaker 5: mind expanding substances, when your mind is fully contracted. It

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Speaker 5: might be day to day. I used to be very

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Speaker 5: comforted by our insignificance in the context of the universe.

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Speaker 5: That people really get freaked out about it. We've talked

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Speaker 5: about it here occasionally, and for me it was always

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Speaker 5: a comfort. You know, nothing really means anything. Although that

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Speaker 5: can take on very nihilistic tones and I certainly don't

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Speaker 5: mean it like that, but it can freak you out.

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Speaker 3: It does. The older I get, the more it freaks

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Speaker 3: me out. You think it sober, You think that's a

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Speaker 3: reflection on the fact that you know you start dying

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Speaker 3: the day you're born. Rob My therapist says, it is

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Speaker 3: me facing my mortality. Yes, like the concept of light.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was gonna say and not exactly how I

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Speaker 5: was going to open the show today, but then I

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Speaker 5: was looking around and I'm like, we're just trying to

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Speaker 5: make it, man, just like everybody listening or watching or

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Speaker 5: doing whatever. They're just trying to make it. And it's

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Speaker 5: only Monday, rock, Yeah, only Monday. How are you feeling?

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Speaker 5: I know, did you? Were you in bed the entire weekend?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much? I had to move Kate and back into

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Speaker 3: the doctor this morning. Yeah, so now I'm on antibiotics.

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Speaker 5: Does she bring a whole bunch of stuff with her.

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Speaker 5: My daughter's back at Michigan State today too.

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Speaker 3: She brought all of her She brought most of her

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Speaker 3: So that was yesterday, And like I said, I went

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Speaker 3: to the doctor this morning, I have a sinus infection.

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Speaker 3: So now I'm on antibiotics. So that cold turned into

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, yep. So now I'm on the antibiotics. My

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Speaker 3: doctor Fantastic. She's doctor Fantastic that I think it's German.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a Marvel character. Yeah, she's she is great.

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Speaker 3: But she she told me to pass on a message

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Speaker 5: You've had Doctor Fantastic for a minute. Doctor Fantastic has

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Speaker 3: But yeah, she's the she's the PA. And I have

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Speaker 3: In my doctor's appointment and I'm talking about how good

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Speaker 5: I stopped getting all defensive about my hair quite frankly,

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Speaker 5: So they go, why would you opt to look worse

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Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you my exact quote.

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Speaker 5: I go, yeah, but that's probably bald dudes who can't

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Speaker 5: Maybe that's right. That was it, Thank you, doctor, fantastic,

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Speaker 5: Doctor fantastic, Thank you. Would it be indelicate to me

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Speaker 5: to ask what demographic is doctor fantastic in I'm an

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Speaker 3: would guess mid to late forties. All right, forties. You

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Speaker 3: know I like him, young drop trout. I'm like againus infection.

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Speaker 3: Please can you look up here? My eyes are up here,

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Speaker 3: Doctor fantastic. Please tell Alan.

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Speaker 5: She probably saw the picture I posted with me and Fitztal.

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Speaker 5: got my I fully understand where people are coming from.

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Speaker 5: that it's not a great look. I'm fully aware I

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Speaker 3: In my doctor's pointment, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: But but she gave you something, and you're gonna be

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Speaker 3: it's it's doxas cycling. Yes, I'm allergic to a maxiscillant,

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll start to like really feel better.

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Speaker 3: But I haven't slept like I I just it's been

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Speaker 5: A little cold, you know, doxa cycling Rob. Not coincidentally,

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Speaker 5: it's what they used to give people four syphilis. Like

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Speaker 5: that's going to take care of that too, right, because

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Speaker 5: it's for one last thing you want to do. You

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if I see Rob walking around here

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Speaker 3: bumping in this stuff with his eyes wide open, then

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Speaker 3: well she said, she said, do you have anything else

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Speaker 3: do the doxa cycling. She was going to write me

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Speaker 3: a script for something else, and she just combined them.

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Speaker 3: She's like, you know what, this is a two for one,

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Speaker 5: All right, good, So then you're on that. You're on

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Speaker 5: a you're on a script. There a little run of antibiotic.

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Speaker 3: And flown using flows to the the.

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Speaker 5: The Antonio banderis bumblebee medication.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's nasen x over the counter now, but

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Speaker 3: Oh you lucky bumblebee in your nose. All right, Well, congratulations,

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Speaker 3: thank you, all right, and congratulations for taking up prime

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what, it was just a passing

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Speaker 5: you would reflexibly come to my defense, which I did. Well,

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Speaker 3: Oh this guy, Jesus Christ. Enough of the hair already.

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Speaker 3: But you know, okay, nice, and he's a long hair guy.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna do what he wants. It's his hair. And

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Speaker 3: if he's Harla, we're all happy. Well I wouldn't go far,

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Speaker 3: but Harriola. Oh Doc, Yeah, listen, you know who knows

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Speaker 3: who cares? Right, who cares? I'm in my dgaf era, Rob.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for you kids, I don't have to tell you

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Speaker 5: all about that. Maybe Doctor Fantastic might need me to

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Speaker 5: transcribe that for her, but it'll be okay, it'll be

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Speaker 3: And for those asking, yes, Alan and I did compare

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Speaker 3: notes before the show and both decided to wear green today.

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Speaker 3: Or are we both wearing both wearing green?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, listen, it's that kind of day, right. It's

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Speaker 5: already the twelfth of January in the Year of No God,

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Speaker 5: a little bit reminiscent of Flora, right to think of it?

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Speaker 5: Think ahead about springtime. Each day, you know, the sun

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Speaker 5: Did Rob have a syphilis flare up around Halloween. That

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Speaker 5: would explain the extreme rage around the party decorations. No, no,

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Speaker 5: We're kidding, I have chlamydia right, well, listen. That's that's

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Speaker 5: the beauty of all those antibiotics, right, is that they

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Allen Carr Show on one hundred points, anyone know

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Speaker 8: To help you make sense of this topsy turvy world,

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Speaker 13: The nothing means anything anymore except the Allen.

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Speaker 3: And Cox Show. Camaliers go one up, one down against

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Speaker 5: the final on Saturday Night. Calves are at home tonight.

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Speaker 5: You can be on a bicycle drunk. I don't know

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Speaker 3: Doing, so they can't be that drunk if you're riding

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Speaker 5: They either really know how to handle their alcohol, they

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Speaker 5: of both. But there is a state representative there in Casper,

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Speaker 5: there because what the hell else are you doing in Wyoming?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 5: They want to keep people from being charged if they're

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Speaker 3: Do you imagine with everything going on in the world,

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Speaker 5: Not a I'm saying, if you're a state representative in Wyoming,

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Speaker 3: You gotta have a hand. You've got nothing to do

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna introduce legislature that says, next time I get

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Speaker 5: Although this is what state reps in any state do.

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Speaker 5: We're always reading dumb crap from Columbus right about. They

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Speaker 3: I guess that just that seems like it seems like

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Speaker 5: A lot of people rob if not now, when or

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair, never mind, I'm wrong.

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Speaker 5: In the immoral words of one Zach Dala rocca. It's

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Speaker 5: What better time? What better place than here? What better

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Speaker 3: See. I would be more worried if you're thinking about

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Speaker 3: the drive through there? Right? So you're you're ordering up

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Speaker 3: a big Mac, doing your thing, You ride off your

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: But you gotta figure if you're a Wyoming resident, you

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Speaker 3: They just carry gigantic trash bags for that purpose, like

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Speaker 5: It's probably in the fabric speaking of witch. By the way,

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Speaker 3: All get along, Yeah, yeah, welcome back.

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Speaker 5: Fortunately though this puppy is only two months old, goes

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Speaker 5: Also because my daughter was like, she's so quiet when

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Speaker 5: I was like, would it be better if a dog

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Speaker 3: I think it'd be better if then you would know,

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Speaker 5: There is no more terrifying sound in the middle of

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Speaker 3: No, And it's always that same set. Yep, you will.

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Speaker 5: You'll be in a deep, ambient edible pick your poison

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Speaker 3: And it's even but well before the hork, you know,

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Speaker 5: Murdered her professionally robbed. That's what Tom and Campton likes

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Speaker 5: But she wasn't proud of that kind of stuff. She

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Speaker 5: so we represented from Casper, Wyoming. We've got a bureau

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Speaker 3: Now here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Like that's his bread and butter. You don't want them

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Speaker 5: you know, if people aren't getting pinched anymore, you have

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Speaker 3: This guy's just drunk on horseback all the time. That's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now here's my question. Would you still get a

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Speaker 3: Hunt, your honor? I was riding him backwards.

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Speaker 5: Well, you got your arms around his neck and his

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Speaker 5: And again this goes back to my point where these

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Speaker 3: No one's getting DUIs on horses this.

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Speaker 5: Year, thanks a lot, Obama, just in time for the

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Speaker 3: That's just how white folks will do.

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Speaker 14: You.

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Speaker 3: Oh, such a name.

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Speaker 5: Why would you want to blame someone for your wiener

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Speaker 5: being in the rain?

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Speaker 3: It sounds refreshing nothing else.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 5: This story happened a couple of weeks ago, and I

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Speaker 5: I thought it was kind of silly. But now even

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Speaker 5: Matt Khalil if he isn't still playing football retired? Okay,

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Speaker 5: who did he play for? Not the Chiefs, the Vikings,

436
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 5: the Vikings. Okay, Mat Khalil played for the Minnesota Vikings

437
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 5: and his now ex wife went viral a couple of

438
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 5: weeks ago because she was on some podcast and they

439
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 5: were talking about you know, what contributed to them splitting up?

440
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 5: And you know, she kind of looks like a standard

441
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 5: football player wife, right, oh, like kind of looks like

442
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,959
Speaker 5: he plucked her out of you know, West Texas and

443
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 5: dolled her up whatever. But his wife, Hayley Khalil, was

444
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 5: talking to somebody on some podcast and I didn't understand

445
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 5: what she meant at first because I watched the clip

446
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 5: and she flopped her forearm down and I thought that

447
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 5: she meant he couldn't get it up, and I was like, oh,

448
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 5: I understand thea mad at that she was saying that

449
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 5: this guy got a hammer. She said two coke cans,

450
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 5: maybe even a third is where she said two coke

451
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 5: cans right. According to according to her comments there, this

452
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 5: guy was just crazy hung Okay, now he's suing her

453
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 5: for invasion of privacy, and you know, us here in

454
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 5: the Holy POLOI can sit back and you know, do

455
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,239
Speaker 5: the standard thing of who the hell wouldn't want that

456
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 5: kind of buzz out there? But he might be kind

457
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 5: of right that if people find out it's that big,

458
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 5: they might steer clear of him.

459
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,959
Speaker 3: No way.

460
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 5: I mean, he's suing her for invasion of privacy, saying that.

461
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: It's just action that having.

462
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 5: That out there. He finished his career with the Houston Texans,

463
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 5: but that having that out there brought him quote unwanted attention.

464
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. He's not pissed that, like it's

465
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 3: gonna stop him from getting other chicks. Yeah, privacy made

466
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,479
Speaker 3: a huge.

467
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 5: But he has since remarried, like they were married a

468
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 5: while ago.

469
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, who cares, right, Like, like, could you

470
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 3: have all the rumors that have been started about people

471
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 3: over time? And this guy's complaining because someone said he's

472
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 3: got a knee knocker.

473
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 5: He's accusing his ex wife of profiting off the confession.

474
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 5: I don't know how she would have done that. It's

475
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 5: not like she's the Hawktua girl.

476
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 12: Right.

477
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 5: I don't know how you profit off a going mildly

478
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 5: viral off a podcast. I don't even know if this

479
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 5: is a podcast people listen to. I don't even know

480
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 5: what it was. I just know that clip made the rounds.

481
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 3: You're honor. This lawsuit does not even have a third

482
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 3: leg to stand on. That's right.

483
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 5: I think she's a TikTok person.

484
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 3: Probably everybody is. Everybody you don't like the hawk tua girl.

485
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 3: Jess just don't like the No.

486
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 5: Jess is mad. She wasn't out there telling people to

487
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 5: spit on that thing, right.

488
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like cough in my mouth. I didn't

489
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 3: catch off.

490
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 5: I thought it was sneeze in your mouth. I guess

491
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 5: any any sneeze, okay, right, so any oral ejection. You're like,

492
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 5: all right, you know anyway he wants a jury trial

493
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 5: and seventy five thousand dollars damages.

494
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 3: There's no way this goes to any of that, right, No,

495
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 3: he just said it. It's like it's over.

496
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 5: Wait, why do this in the first place? This feels

497
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 5: to me like his current wife flipped her lid. You think, yes,

498
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 5: because she's probably getting all kind of comments on social

499
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 5: media and blah blah, blah, you know, and on its face,

500
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 5: you go, what guy would be mad about this? He's

501
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 5: not mad about that. He's mad that he's taking all

502
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 5: this crap at home. Yeah, you know, the only conclusion

503
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 5: I can come to because if his current wife like

504
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 5: laughed it off, like yeah, ha ha ha. And maybe

505
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about anything here. I'm just saying that, like,

506
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 5: I can't imagine a guy on his own going, I'm

507
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 5: filing suit that tells me that just he and the

508
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 5: ex wife do not get along at all. And he's like,

509
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 5: keep my name out your mouth.

510
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 3: Now you know what, maybe he and the current wife

511
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: aren't getting along very well. He's on to wife number

512
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: three sooner than later, and he's going, hmmm, how can

513
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: I get people talking about my massive penis? Oh? I

514
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 3: know my ex talked about it on a podcast. Let

515
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 3: me sue her. So that way, everybody in America is

516
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: talking about my two soda can dong?

517
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, well got two soda cans?

518
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

519
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 5: You might be onto something there. I don't know.

520
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 14: Life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and

521
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 14: the gravy train has left you behind. And when you're

522
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 14: all out of hope, down at the end of your rope,

523
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 14: and nobody's there to.

524
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 3: Throw you along.

525
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 14: If you get so though that you don't know which

526
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 14: way to go.

527
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 7: Come on and take a walk in my shoes.

528
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 3: Never worry about a.

529
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 14: Thing on the world on a string, because I've got

530
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 14: the cure for all of my woes. I take a

531
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 14: look get by enormous speed, saying my trouble start of

532
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 14: mountain way. I take a look at my enormous peed,

533
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 14: saying the happy times are coming?

534
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: Is that m Khalil singing? That guy's got a hell

535
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 3: of a voice that day. We're good for him pants.

536
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 3: I think it's so big as singing bass on this song.

537
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 5: Like the Statler Brothers right there in your pants. All right, Well,

538
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 5: congratulations to mat Khalil.

539
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 3: I hope that he gets these seventy five thousand dollars

540
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: he's looking for.

541
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Speaker 5: That's a petty that's how you know, how petty of

542
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 5: a filing this is. He's like, I won seventy five

543
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 5: thousand dollars.

544
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: Sir, you've already won. You get nothing, and like it.

545
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 5: He said, it's unfortunate that only one fragment is being

546
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 5: amplified because it doesn't capture the full story, the meaningful

547
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 5: things were. So anyway, those two are you know, he's

548
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 5: a big dude, But I can't imagine that that having

549
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 5: that out there is a bad thing. Two coke cans, Rob,

550
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 5: maybe three? Now she didn't specify if they were the

551
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 5: pony cans. Even still, I had a little pony can

552
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 5: of coke that was left over from Christmas pop that

553
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 5: puppy open over the weekend. Got that thing down in

554
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 5: three SIPs. Yeah, so maybe that's what she's talking about.

555
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, what guy wouldn't want to be

556
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 5: associated with even a couple of pony cans of coke.

557
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 5: So we'll see what happens there.

558
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

559
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 5: I would love I think it's someone to come out

560
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 5: and do that to me. I think it's funny that

561
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 5: he thinks she got rich off of that little clip

562
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 5: of the podcast. There, she's monetized my giant genitalia.

563
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 3: Yea is she? Well, let's see we can get that

564
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: going rough. The greatest thing in the world. Yeah. Hey,

565
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: you know Rob, that guy on the Alan Cox Show. Yeah,

566
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: I dated him in high school. He's got a knee knocker.

567
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: I would put that girl on every Buy Buy billboards.

568
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: I would rent a space everywhere. I possibly could be like,

569
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what you me. I didn't write those billboards.

570
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: She's a pain in the at Tell everybody go on

571
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: another show and tell him, Hey, guys, it's Rob Anthony.

572
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 5: Is there any way that if I want to buy

573
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 5: a bunch of billboards, is there a way that can

574
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 5: hang them vertically?

575
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? Instead of horizontal? Long a censored me with my

576
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: hands on my waist, and can I steal Tim Disney's

577
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 3: you know what I do? Quote?

578
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 5: There's some wiener news for.

579
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Speaker 3: You by the one here.

580
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 12: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven, it's called

581
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 12: the Alan Cox Show.

582
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Speaker 3: Cops Cox? Is that with an ex yes?

583
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Speaker 9: Two one seven eight one double oh seven or eight

584
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Speaker 9: three four eight one.

585
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 3: Double oh seven.

586
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Speaker 5: We suggested that our kid might like Stranger Things because

587
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 5: we're like always looking for like some new show that

588
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 5: she might like. That's not Bob's Burger's. That's always like

589
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 5: her go to, you know, and you know, Stranger Things is.

590
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 5: I don't I think this last season ended, but I

591
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 5: watched the first I've seen all the other seasons, and

592
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 5: I think there's no better example of a show with

593
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 5: diminishing returns. Frankly than Stranger Things, but okay still remains

594
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: wildly popular. The people who are into it are way

595
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 5: way into it. And so I watched the very first

596
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 5: episode when it dropped. I think maybe Thanksgiving they dropped

597
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 5: him at specific times. You know, there was a couple

598
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 5: on Christmas. I think whenever that first episode of the

599
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 5: last season dropped. I watched because I was like, I

600
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 5: don't think I really care anymore, but I'm gonna watch

601
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: this because they might hook me. And I said nope,

602
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 5: I finished that first one. I said them out, I

603
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 5: don't care. And then it was suggested to my daughter, Hey,

604
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 5: maybe you'll like Stranger Things, but a lot of times

605
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: she'll watch something it just won't hold her interest to

606
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 5: go no, Well, she's fully in the Stranger Things now,

607
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 5: really loves it. So we just finished the first season.

608
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 5: I forgot how cheesy that show is. I mean, the

609
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 5: first season was what ten years ago. I mean, obviously

610
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 5: everybody's making the same joke. These kids are all like

611
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 5: thirty now.

612
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: But so I guess I didn't recall how I was like, wow,

613
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 3: and we had a running joke on the show here

614
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 3: it'll come up from time to time where I used

615
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 3: the quote I prefer hot kids, which of course sounds

616
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 3: terrible out of context, But all I was saying at

617
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 3: the time is when in the initial blush of stranger things,

618
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: when it became clear this was going to be like

619
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 3: some kind of pop culture phenomenon, I just made the

620
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: point that I think that anything that's presented to you

621
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 3: should be Any actor should be telegenic, is all I

622
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: was saying.

623
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 5: And kids are no different. This isn't the BBC where

624
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 5: they just grab people who look like they were just

625
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 5: walking by and throw them on camera. Like, if you

626
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 5: expect me to watch a show, you know, I want

627
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 5: people who are visually pleasant, and none of those kids were.

628
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a reason that Millie Bobby Brown was

629
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 3: a breakout star.

630
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 5: She was the only female kid, obviously, but she's also

631
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 5: a lovely young woman and blah blah blah. But all

632
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 5: the other dudes in that show very very unpleasant to

633
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 5: look at, and it hasn't gotten any better as they've

634
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 5: gotten older. And so but my daughter, she's like on board,

635
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 5: she goes, yeah, it's great.

636
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: I'm surprised.

637
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 5: Surprised.

638
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 3: What I mean, she's young, so I'm surprised that like

639
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 3: that show grabs her where. Well, she got a.

640
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 5: Good head for that stuff. She likes things in general.

641
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 5: They're a little bit above her pay grade, sure.

642
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: You know.

643
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, And but I didn't really think and I wouldn't

644
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 5: go so far as to say I was hoping she

645
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 5: wouldn't like it, because you know, I'm like, Okay, well

646
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 5: maybe all because now I'm gonna end up having to

647
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 5: watch all of these stranger things again.

648
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 3: And maybe you'll get back into it. The first episode

649
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: or the first season was good.

650
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 5: I enjoyed it, and I mean the first half of

651
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 5: the first season it was just ter First of all, listen,

652
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 5: I'm a gen xer. So Winona Ryder has always been

653
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: like our girl, right, but she's a terrible actress. She's

654
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 5: never been a good actress, and so that's never been

655
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 5: more on display than this show. And I was like, wow,

656
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 5: this is not good, but listen, we'll go along and

657
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 5: you know, different things happen and it'll be fine.

658
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 3: It was over the top and cheesy for a reason though,

659
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 3: like they were really trying to paint you into that

660
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 3: eighties throwback stuff like that was definitely on purpose.

661
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 5: Well visually though, yeah, yeah, esthetically, I'm talking about like

662
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 5: just the show, and I understand what they were going for.

663
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 5: They were I'm joking about the hot kids, but they

664
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 5: wanted kids who look like regular kids. I understand what

665
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 5: they were doing. You know, Yeah, they got a kid

666
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 5: with I used to call the show manger tings because

667
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 5: there's a kid in there with no teeth, right, but

668
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 5: uh whatever, Yeah, so she's in it now. So we

669
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 5: just finished the first season, and you know, you could

670
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 5: tell early on they were getting greedy because that first

671
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 5: season finale was almost an hour. Right now they're putting

672
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 5: them in theaters and it's you know, every episode's ninety

673
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 5: minutes long. It's like, it's why I never believe series

674
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 5: creators when they say we knew when we wrote episode

675
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 5: one what the whole series was gonna be.

676
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way.

677
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 5: There's no way. I mean, there are some really good

678
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 5: writers out there. It's like when Lost was on television

679
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 5: fifteen years ago. I was a huge Lost fan, and

680
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 5: Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cruz, the guys that were part

681
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 5: of that show at the time, were like, we knew

682
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 5: not everybody's gonna be happy, but we knew how we

683
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 5: wanted to end the show. When we began the show

684
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 5: and you're like, there's no way that's true, and then

685
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 5: by the end they had to admit they're.

686
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 3: Just kind of making it up. We didn't really know.

687
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, doy, you didn't know.

688
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 3: I do think that applies to Breaking Bad, though. I

689
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 3: do think that they knew where they wanted to go

690
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: with that show from the start, because it follows a

691
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: very simple thing right like it ended. I think exactly

692
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 3: how you would have expected that show to.

693
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 5: End well in Breaking Bad also jumped around a lot

694
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 5: with the timeline, and I trust Vince Gilligan to do

695
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 5: what he says he's gonna do.

696
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 3: But anyway, so my kid is on Stranger Things now.

697
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 3: Speaking of Vince Gilligan, I'm caught up on Pluribus. Yeah,

698
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 3: and that's it. So now I got to wait three years,

699
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 3: is what you were saying. That's the thing.

700
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 5: Vince Gilligan goes, Hey, we can't rush this stuff. We're

701
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 5: going to take our time, and I'm like, it wasn't

702
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 5: that good that people are going to wait another three years.

703
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 5: I mean, obviously to his point, whenever they film and

704
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 5: produce another season, people will watch it because they want

705
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 5: to know where it's gonna go shirt. But it feels

706
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 5: like most of those shows now when they sign up

707
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 5: these streamers sign with somebody, I think they just automatically

708
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 5: give them two seasons because they're like, Okay, if the

709
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 5: first season is huge, then we'll get another one locked in.

710
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 5: If the first season is kind of fair to Midland,

711
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 5: then they'll go, well, we'll give them another one and

712
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 5: maybe people will come on board and then we'll go

713
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 5: from there. That's why I'm so surprised. I'm like, Wow,

714
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 5: how bad does the show have to be to get

715
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 5: canceled after one season? There's still shows on streaming services.

716
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 5: I assume they just look at a data sheet and

717
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 5: they go, here's how much this costs, Here's how much

718
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 5: this you know, here's how many people are watching it?

719
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 3: Being sick. I just watched a ton of TV over

720
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 3: the course of the weekend, and I watched His and Hers.

721
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 3: Did you see that? No, it's it's on Netflix. John

722
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 3: Bereenthal a new show with him.

723
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well, I like the people that are John

724
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 5: Burnhal and Tessa Thomps.

725
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 3: I hadn't even heard of it. It's uh is a

726
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: cop show sort of mystery.

727
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 5: Two estranged spouses, one a detective and the other a

728
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 5: news reporter. I want to solve a murder in which

729
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 5: each believes the other is a suspect. Yes, oh about that.

730
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 5: It jumps around a ton, I will say, you will

731
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 5: fly through. It's only six episodes. I think forty five

732
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 5: minutes each something like that. The last twenty minutes, I

733
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 5: just I'm like, okay, but what about it's real hard

734
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 5: to end the show. But what if we But what

735
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 5: if that person did?

736
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fine.

737
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 5: People who write these shows, they go, the first episode

738
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 5: is the hardest one to write because you're establishing. I'm like, no, no, no,

739
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 5: I bet the last episode is the hardest to write.

740
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 3: Or just like right backwards, you know what I mean?

741
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 3: Like it was I don't know, man, it was. I like,

742
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 3: I love him. I can watch him in anything. Like

743
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: did you watch The Punisher?

744
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 2: No?

745
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 3: Oh, I cannot wait until that new season. I didn't.

746
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 5: I didn't get into Daredevil as a comic book or

747
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 5: as a show, so I didn't watch those.

748
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 3: It's so so over the top violence.

749
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 8: Good.

750
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just don't that's great. I don't care

751
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 5: about those characters.

752
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's it's good. I mean, it's it's

753
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 3: a it's when you're out of things to watch, watch

754
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 3: it like it's well worth watching, visually pleasant show, but

755
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 3: there is a show.

756
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 5: It always bums me out when a show that I

757
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 5: like gets a season. There was a show a few

758
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 5: years ago on Netflix called Archive eighty one, and I

759
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 5: don't know, they canceled after one season, so not that

760
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 5: many people could have been watching it, but I watched

761
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 5: it and I liked it a lot, and it ended

762
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 5: in a full on the cliffhanger because they probably figured, well,

763
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 5: we got to set it up for season two.

764
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 3: Everybody gets two seasons. Nope, not these guys.

765
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 5: They're like, Netflix canceled Archive eighty one. I'm like, well

766
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 5: that sucks, because it was good. They were kind of

767
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 5: just getting their uh getting their feet wet his and hers,

768
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 5: all right.

769
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 3: Yeah it's again it. I did not dislike it, but

770
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 3: it's a very odd ending that leaves you with like

771
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 3: fifty questions that if anybody writing that show didn't think

772
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 3: about That's where I'm like, but like, like, if you

773
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 3: could talk to.

774
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 5: The person they even tied up all the loose ends, yeah, like,

775
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 5: well how do you explain this then?

776
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 3: But I don't worry about it. That's kind of the

777
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: way it was thrown at you.

778
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 5: Or there's like this dios x market at the end

779
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 5: where something comes in last minute and wraps everything up.

780
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 5: You're like, wait a second, you could have done that

781
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 5: on episode two.

782
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it's it was odd, but it was good.

783
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 5: These are first world problems we have, rob Yeah, first

784
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 5: world problems totally.

785
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: I didn't like the end of the television show. I

786
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 3: watched First World Problems. I got a letter from whom

787
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 3: I got a letter from.

788
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 5: Holly Hey. My girlfriend and I took our three kids

789
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 5: to see that new SpongeBob movie I was talking about.

790
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: I took my daughter a couple of weeks ago to

791
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 3: the SpongeBob movie.

792
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 5: Ye Hi, hilarious. They never miss with these SpongeBob movies

793
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 5: because the show is so unbelievably wacky and the movies

794
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 5: are great too. Anyway, Holly goes my girlfriend. I took

795
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 5: our three kids to see the new SpongeBob movie. We

796
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 5: had five seats, her and a girl, three kids. We

797
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 5: get to the theater another family of five in our

798
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 5: seats and so we had to sit some We sat

799
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 5: somewhere else. We moved three times because we were subsequently

800
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 5: in other people's seats. Some people nice about it, some

801
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 5: other people not so much. My question is, doesn't matter

802
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 5: where you sit. Should we have just told her? And

803
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 5: I told her you should absolutely have told them to

804
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 5: get up. Of course, seats are all asigned now. No

805
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 5: one is confused about where they sit.

806
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 15: Especially if someone else is like asking you to move

807
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 15: out of their seats when you're in Yeah.

808
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 5: Well yeah, she's like, I'm I wasn't trying to make

809
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 5: a big deal, but it was kind of embarrassing to

810
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 5: have to keep moving. You gotta tell these people, hey,

811
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 5: those are my seats. That no one's confused anymore about

812
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 5: where they're sitting.

813
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 3: Oh.

814
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 5: You know, it's like when somebody tries to sneak down

815
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 5: to the baseball game, but movies like you specifically picked

816
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 5: your seats. You know, those aren't where you're sitting. I

817
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 5: can't believe people still do that. I run into that

818
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 5: all the time. You walk up, there's people in your seats.

819
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 5: Get out of my seats. Oh I think these are ours,

820
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 5: No they're not. Look at the thing on my phone.

821
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 5: E nine ten, that's me. Let me see your phone.

822
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would have kicked them.

823
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 5: Out of course I don't like Megan a scene either,

824
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 5: But come on, when you get to the point where

825
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 5: like you just keep moving around and then other people

826
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 5: walk up, Hey, those are our seats. And it's not

827
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 5: like you in a pal it's five people. Hey guys,

828
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 5: because after a while, you're not gonna have five seats.

829
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 5: Keep moving around, so listen. Cooler holly sounds nice. Cooler

830
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 5: heads might prevail, but if somebody's in your seats, you

831
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 5: get the hell out of it.

832
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not you're not attacking someone, you're

833
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: just letting them know. Hey, you know you need to move,

834
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 3: thank you.

835
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 5: This is why they have assigned seats.

836
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I purchased these in advance. This is where

837
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 3: I sit. Yes, you don't back row center, thank you,

838
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 3: it's where I sit. This is where I sit just

839
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 3: in case, because I'm fortunate to have a public platform.

840
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 3: If you ever see me at the movies and you're

841
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: sitting in my seats, I'm gonna tell you to get out.

842
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you know, you know, those are my seats.

843
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 3: It's different if you're a but if you're in a giant,

844
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 3: you know, stadium, if you're you know, anything's not going

845
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: to be a sellout, and someone's sitting in your seats,

846
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: and you can sit in the three seats next to

847
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 3: them or the four seats behind them. Not a big

848
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 3: deal when you're saying thousand seed arena, right, I wouldn't

849
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: say anything there. But in a movie theater where it's

850
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: already limited, yeah, get out, it's my seat, Get out,

851
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: get out. Unless the people look stinky, then you don't

852
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 3: want to. Like, if they're already comfortable, they'd be like,

853
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 3: all right, you keep your stink in that seat, go outside, ner,

854
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 3: get out, go. I'll take the last two seats in

855
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 3: the front row, looking straight up in the air. Thank you, Yeah,

856
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 3: over sitting in your filth.

857
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 5: Well, And I think, just inferring Holly's tone there, she

858
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: didn't want to put anybody out, but hey, they've already

859
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 5: put you out, b unless somebody has just sat down

860
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 5: in your seats, everybody's already all reclined, right. I think

861
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 5: that is what gets somebody like Holly to be like, well,

862
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 5: I don't want to make a whole big thing because

863
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 5: everybody's you know, everybody's got to watch a movie now

864
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: like they're at home. You put the recliner back. The

865
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 5: whole thing I don't recline my seat all the way

866
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 5: back round that, don't do it. I go about three quarters.

867
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 5: I try to be attentive to the film that I've

868
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 5: paid for. I need to be laying down.

869
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 3: Oh you don't recline at all? Do that at home?

870
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: Well it's not. I don't recline at all a little bit.

871
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 5: You don't need to be all the way. You don't

872
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 5: need to be laying No, people get in there, they

873
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 5: recline all the way back.

874
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need that. Oh, come on that, kids

875
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 3: in the way. I had trying to eat some popcorn. Yeah,

876
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 3: you gotta have. You gotta be at the right popcorn

877
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: eating angle. I would say about three quarters at best,

878
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: half to three quarters.

879
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 5: Because then half of it ends up on your shirt,

880
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 5: right if you're sitting all the way back. No, I

881
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 5: don't do that. Don't do it. But yes, assigned seats now.

882
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 5: And that's why the all the mood theaters started doing it.

883
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 5: They're like, we don't need people arguing anymore. It still happens, obviously,

884
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 5: but you know, Alan archive, anyone sucked. I watched it

885
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 5: because a girl I liked was watching it and I

886
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 5: wanted something to talk about with her. Well, I can't

887
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 5: hate on your motivation there, right, Apparently you're so uninteresting

888
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 5: to talk to as a person that you were like, Wow,

889
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 5: what else are we going to talk about? If I'm

890
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 5: not watching the show she's watching. Yeah, but no, Like

891
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 5: over the break, my kid watched all three Knives Out movies.

892
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 5: She loved those. They're great, because I told her, I go,

893
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 5: you're gonna love this. That's why I'm trying to get

894
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 5: her to watch the old Clue. Remember Clue? Oh yeah,

895
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 5: Tim Curry, Michael McKean, that kind of stuff.

896
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get CALLI into watching. That's my younger daughter, fourteen.

897
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: I was trying to get her into the James Bond

898
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 3: movies because she loved those Knives Out movies and stuff.

899
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: Those are good. And then she's like, Eh, I don't care.

900
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,959
Speaker 3: I'm like, but it's the same guy.

901
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 5: Well but they're very different movie stas Bond. I can

902
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 5: see her not digging that he's got that dopey Cajun

903
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 5: accent and they're so good out what all thing all?

904
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 5: I'll say, he's like fog Horn leghorn.

905
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the other one with the rings? Like she

906
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: was into all those like spy esque movies, like everything

907
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: spy adjacent she likes. So I'm like, I think she

908
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 3: would love these movies, but she won't give them a chance. Yeah,

909
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 3: all she had to see was old. She saw like

910
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 3: because it all comes up underneath the you know, Sean

911
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 3: Connery umbrella. I think it's like the nineteen sixty seven

912
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 3: six seven six seven version of James Bond's like, Dad,

913
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch old movies. I'm like, they're

914
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 3: from two years ago. Just watch the new James Bond.

915
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 3: Then I don't want to. Well that's old to her.

916
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 3: I know you want to watch James Bond. I've been

917
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: big on the tub, just flipping around on tub. Stroker

918
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 3: Ace was on the other night. He sent her watch

919
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: Stroke Grace. I haven't seen that in like twenty.

920
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 5: Five years, Like you were sick. Oh it's a good movie.

921
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: Rends.

922
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 5: Oh anything that guy did in the seventies. I loved

923
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 5: Lovin Anderson had her best, even gaetor even stick em

924
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 5: so not anything maybe not you had your It's that

925
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 5: scene when Lonnie Anderson passes out. He's helping her get

926
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 5: undressed and takes her top down. See, you weren't watching Deliverance.

927
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 5: You were watching like, uh, stroke Grace, Yeah, stroke Grace.

928
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 5: But I mean like that that vibe of movie.

929
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, the comic stuff. Yeah yeah, but yeah,

930
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 3: just the way he looks at the camera. He's gotta

931
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 3: walk away, and he walks away all hunched over.

932
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 5: Honey, get in here.

933
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: We're gonna watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Good movie. Yeah,

934
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: that's a good movie.

935
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 5: It's a great movie.

936
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, to watch Sharky's Machine, Honey, Deliverance. That that's

937
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 3: that's they say. That's where Burt Reynolds had a choice

938
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 3: in life, Like he could have been one of the

939
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 3: best dramatic actors of all time. They say, yes, but

940
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 3: he'd rather had, you know, just make movies with guys

941
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 3: like Ned Baty and Jim Naghbors and have fun.

942
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 5: Well, movies that were like directed by stuntman. Yeah, just

943
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 5: having yeah, have a good time.

944
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: That was it. He did. Made movies with his friends.

945
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: Cannon Ball Run, cannon Ball Run, Too Longest Yard, right, Yeah,

946
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: just excellent movie. Smoking or Smoking in the Bandit's great,

947
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 3: great movies.

948
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 5: I haven't seen Smoking in the bandit in a long time.

949
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 5: It came out when I was like in the second grade,

950
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 5: and my parents wouldn't let me go see it, I

951
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 5: think for obvious reasons. But you know, as a kid, Rob,

952
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 5: I was such a huge Jackie Gleason fan, the absolute

953
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 5: best in.

954
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 3: That movie, Sheriff you fatigue Justice.

955
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 16: As soon as I get home, the first damn I'm

956
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 16: gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

957
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

958
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 5: I couldn't do that anymore.

959
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 3: There is no way, no way you come from my loins.

960
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 3: Put the evidence in the back.

961
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 16: There's no way, no way that you could come from

962
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 16: my loins. As soon as I get home, the first

963
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 16: dawn I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

964
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 3: Put the evidence in the card, Junior.

965
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 5: He throws a car door in the backseat.

966
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 3: And he's sitting in front of him. Put the evidence

967
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 3: in the car, Junip, you did that on pipe as

968
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 3: you sound, bitch.

969
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 5: I wonder if Jackie Gleason owed the I R because boy,

970
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 5: I don't know if it feels like a movie at

971
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 5: that I mean, at that time, nobody wanted to do

972
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 5: that movie, right, like Burt Reynolds. Yeah, but like they

973
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 5: had a beg Sally Field to do it, and of

974
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 5: course she was very happy she did.

975
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: But and that's just one of those defining roles for

976
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 3: him too, you know, like who else could have played

977
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 3: Beauford Justice? Nobody?

978
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 5: And there were two old crones sitting in my seats

979
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: in a packed theater, and I kindly told them they

980
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 5: were in our seats, and they asked what they should

981
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 5: do because people took their seats. That sounds like a

982
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 5: up to tell the other people to move. They eventually

983
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 5: got up and they said I was very rude. And

984
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 5: the second crone poked me and said, you should have

985
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 5: gotten here sooner.

986
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 3: Now there are theaters still that don't assign seats, not many.

987
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 5: All the chains do, though, But if you walk up

988
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 5: and you go you're in our seats, that means they

989
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 5: were assigned, correct.

990
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if you get there halfway through the movie,

991
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 3: who cares? Still my seat? I paid for it?

992
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 5: Move bitch, hey, Luda said it, yeah, right, move bitch,

993
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 5: Get out the way, Get out the way. Now. If

994
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 5: you walked in whistling to the.

995
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 3: Theater, that's how I would have walked up to that woman.

996
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Ron and Willoughby. I was in a theater recently

997
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 5: and I couldn't figure out how two of a couples

998
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 5: had the same seats. We thought the theater screwed it

999
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 5: up until I realized I was in the wrong theater.

1000
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: There's always an explanation.

1001
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's only happened to me one time years ago,

1002
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 5: where I walked into a Wui theater not realizing that

1003
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 5: it was the wrong theater. Wasn't even a seat issue.

1004
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 5: You're sitting through the commercials and the trailers and everything

1005
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 5: else in the movie finally stopped. You've already wasted a

1006
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 5: half an hour in there. And I remember what movie

1007
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 5: I was going to see was like Alien Covenant or something,

1008
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 5: and it was clearly like a kid's movie or a

1009
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 5: rom com or something that was starting.

1010
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 3: I did it once at a concert, and I was

1011
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: convinced I was in the right seats a concert. Yeah, wow, Yeah,

1012
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, I am in the right seat. Look two

1013
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 3: twenty two row a seats one and two, and they're

1014
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 3: like this is two twenty three, and I went, oh,

1015
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 3: I'll be over here.

1016
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 5: You were indignant too, than digging in your heels, and

1017
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 5: then you realize you're the douche.

1018
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I was totally douche. So I was like,

1019
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 3: can I get you a beer? I'm sorry, and I did.

1020
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 3: I bought them beers as I felt bad. Port ride

1021
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 3: on his head and I was at Dick the.

1022
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 12: El Car Show on one hundred s.

1023
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: It seems a little unfair that you can watch our

1024
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 3: live stream but we can't see you. But we'll fix

1025
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 3: that tonight.

1026
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 5: Outside your Window.

1027
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 17: Show on one hundred point seven, doublemms.

1028
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 3: Is it Ozzie that covered this years ago? I think

1029
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: so Ozzy covers Shocked the Monkey for a soundtrack or something,

1030
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: but the o G Peter Gabriel song remains the most

1031
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 3: absurd love song ever.

1032
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 5: I did want to send the word out a lot

1033
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 5: of times. This information is in coming from our bureau chiefs,

1034
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 5: but I didn't hear from anybody. A lot of people

1035
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 5: in Saint Louis. I used to be on the air

1036
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 5: in Saint Louis. I have a lot of affinity for

1037
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 5: that city. They have a quote unquote several monkeys loose

1038
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 5: in Saint Louis and nobody knows how they got there.

1039
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 3: Somebody's got to know.

1040
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 5: Right, I mean, you're not gonna have just because you

1041
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 5: and I don't know, doesn't mean nobody knows. But there

1042
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 5: are What is it with the monkeys in this country,

1043
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 5: Monkeys everywhere.

1044
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 3: They're all trying to get away, and I get that.

1045
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 3: Would you say holes drilled into their heads?

1046
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1047
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 5: Right, well you know not every cosmetics company has signed

1048
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 5: their no animals pledge.

1049
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 3: I'll try to escape, I'll go for the get out

1050
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 3: of here.

1051
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 5: Several monkeys confirmed by various horses to be loose throughout

1052
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 5: the city of Saint Louis, and they still do not

1053
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 5: know where they came from or who owns them. Saint

1054
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 5: Louis Department of Health and Animal Care and Control or

1055
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 5: slid HACK, confirmed that multiple monkeys running throughout, although they

1056
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 5: don't have an exact number of escaped primates. What was

1057
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 5: the last monkey story when that truck crashed and they

1058
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 5: thought they were lab monkeys, but they said, well, no,

1059
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 5: they're not. Well, they're not infected lab monkeys.

1060
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they thought they had syphilis.

1061
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 5: Ors that's what they want us to think.

1062
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 3: And then people started shooting them.

1063
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 5: Blasting them out of trees, shooting them in the backyard,

1064
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 5: spanking the monkeys. Listen, man, if you see I know

1065
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 5: you and I were at loggerheads over the escaped monkey situation.

1066
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 5: But you thought that the people shot first and asked

1067
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 5: questions later. Yes, and uh, I you didn't care for that.

1068
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 5: I'm like, if I see a monkey in my backyard, yeah,

1069
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wap it in the front yard and close

1070
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 5: the door.

1071
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna light it up.

1072
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 5: You know, what the hell is that monkey doing here?

1073
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't. I would just shoot the poor thing,

1074
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 3: cool thing. I don't know what it's got. Who cares

1075
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 3: what it's got. Call the authorities, they'll figure it out. Yeah,

1076
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 3: well I do both shoot it and then call the authorities.

1077
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 3: I would. I just shot a monkey, a dead monkey

1078
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 3: in the front yard, man, right, I shot it. I'm

1079
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 3: out here in Saint Louis County and I shot it. Sir,

1080
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 3: you could have called us first. We would have come

1081
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 3: out and taken care of it for you. I could

1082
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,439
Speaker 3: had they put me on hold. All right, we're coming

1083
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 3: out to pick it up, don't us. Are you dressed

1084
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: like a monkey? We are, actually right, well, and just

1085
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 3: tread live it's monkey costume Monday. That's right. My house

1086
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 3: is at one with a sign that says, never mind

1087
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 3: the gun, beware of wife. We figured sir. Thank you.

1088
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: I love those folksy signs people put up beware of wife.

1089
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 18: Never mind the dog, beware of wife.

1090
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 5: The drawing of a guy pointing a revolver at you.

1091
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 18: You know, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it

1092
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 18: to you.

1093
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 3: Uh huh, like the novelty T shirts anyway, Loose monkeys

1094
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 3: all throughout Saint Louis and trying to figure out.

1095
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 5: Now, this story might have been updated in the last

1096
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 5: few minutes, maybe when we went to break But these

1097
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 5: are not tiny monkeys. Here's a couple of them just

1098
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 5: running through the city. Yeah, you know, these are like

1099
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 5: waist high monkeys. The authorities have not identified any facility

1100
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 5: or legal owner connected to the animals.

1101
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 3: It's like a home zoo.

1102
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 5: That could be it too. What kind of monkeys are they?

1103
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 5: There's always ma coq. Well, I don't know. Oh, I'm sorry.

1104
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 5: Vervet monkeys. They all kind of have similar looks to them.

1105
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 3: You know.

1106
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 5: They're also known as green monkeys. I like that they

1107
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 5: point out that this species is not native to Missouri.

1108
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 5: Yeah it's okay, Yeah, appreciate that these are not homegrown monkeys.

1109
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 5: How did they get from the sub saharan plane to

1110
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 5: missouri own delta?

1111
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: Uh?

1112
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 5: The Saint Louis Zoo confirmed that they had nothing to

1113
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 5: do with it. They were just there to identify. They

1114
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 5: had nothing to do with it, obviously. Saint Louis residents

1115
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 5: expressed concern after learn that the animals were loose. Well,

1116
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 5: it's good nobody in Saint Louis has guns.

1117
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 3: AnyWho?

1118
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 5: Uh, the city said, hey, don't approach the monkeys if spotted?

1119
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 3: What if they're not spotted, it's just solid colors? What

1120
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 3: if they have stripes?

1121
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 5: I just saw spotted monkeys.

1122
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 3: Should I approach it? Is it polka dotted? Sir? It's spotted? Well,

1123
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 3: that's me specific if it's If it's spotted, yes, if

1124
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 3: it's polka dotted, no. If it's striped, no. Remember what

1125
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 3: I said last time, what I called don't mind the dog,

1126
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 3: beware of Why? Why wife, wife? Cute monkeys are they?

1127
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 3: I don't like monkeys at all.

1128
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 5: I don't either, man, I mean I don't. I associate

1129
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 5: monkeys with labs. Now, maybe pop culture did this to me.

1130
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 5: You know, I'm a kid of the outbreak movie generation.

1131
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 5: Maybe they did it to me. Maybe it's unfair, but

1132
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 5: like even when I go to the zoo as a

1133
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 5: kid at the zoo, maybe it's because they're so similar

1134
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 5: to humans. You know, we do share ninety nine percent

1135
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 5: of our DNA with them. It just goes to show

1136
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 5: you what heavy lifting that last one percent is doing.

1137
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 5: But even as a kid, I couldn't care less about

1138
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 5: the monkeys at the zoo. Oh yeah they're in the tree. Hey,

1139
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 5: they're flinging their poop.

1140
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. He used to just piss me off. Like the

1141
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 3: chips were the ones that annoyed me, Like when they

1142
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 3: woul people like put them in diapers and stuff, like

1143
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 3: they just stop it. They're not people. Just let it.

1144
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 3: It's gonna it's gonna throw crap, it's gonna do its things.

1145
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 3: Stop it, leave it alone.

1146
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 5: I remember when I was a kid the Lincoln Park Zoo.

1147
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 5: There was like a tourist or somebody who got hurt

1148
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 5: because this monkey had hurled like a piece of rock

1149
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 5: over the fence. Yeah, and the guy wasn't paying attention.

1150
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 5: Some tourists from overseas or something probably had a camera

1151
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 5: run his neck or something, you know, just taking in

1152
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 5: the local flora and fauna.

1153
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: That monkey is hitting and had with a rock. That

1154
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: monkey that chucks the crap over the fence and hits

1155
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: that grandmother in the face. That might be the funniest

1156
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 3: video on the Internet until the guy hook till the

1157
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,479
Speaker 3: Day I Die. That maybe the hardest I've ever laughed

1158
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 3: at anything I've ever seen on the Internet. Because the

1159
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 3: woman's face when she turns and looks at the camera

1160
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 3: and she has this long turn just hanging off of

1161
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 3: her nose. It looks like like the like the Gonzo

1162
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 3: nose from the Muppets. It is the greatest video I've

1163
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: ever seen.

1164
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 5: I don't know that I've seen it, but I dial

1165
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 5: it up here. Is there are there explotives in the.

1166
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 3: Video, I don't think so. Everybody just sort of screams

1167
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 3: and then she they're like, oh, Grandma, and she turns

1168
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 3: and looks at the cases before AI. Obviously she turns

1169
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: looks the camera and she has this giant monkey crap

1170
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 3: hanging off the end of her nose. It's the greatest

1171
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 3: and she's so grossed out. The look on her face

1172
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: is she's so sad. Oh, it's the best.

1173
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 5: I'll show this on the live stream. It looks like

1174
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 5: somebody might have like messed with it, made it their own.

1175
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 5: But the gist of it, they're looking here and there's

1176
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 5: a monkey and you lose it down and obviously there's

1177
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 5: no glass here, so there it goes right over the

1178
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 5: top a wheelchair clean me. Some poop hits her in

1179
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 5: the face. She is shocked. Why there is glass there?

1180
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 5: It just got over the top partition.

1181
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, the look on his face or her face is

1182
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 3: so great. And he kind of like underhand chucks it.

1183
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 3: He just sort of gives it a loft and then

1184
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 3: whack right in the poor old lady's mouth.

1185
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 5: It's never overhand.

1186
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 3: The size of that turd just right. Therefore, naughty chimp

1187
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 3: just threw pooh in grandma's face. Oh, her face, just

1188
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 3: the oh yeah, and then somebody may just edit. But

1189
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 3: worry me.

1190
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 18: Oh no, I've got a turd on my nose that

1191
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 18: you smell good, taste even worse. It happened a couple

1192
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 18: of times before your grandfather went off to the war.

1193
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,479
Speaker 3: He wanted to do.

1194
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 18: Some different things, and so I got in there.

1195
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 3: You imagine scat. Fortunately he died and he Wojima.

1196
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 18: I never had to put up with that gain until now.

1197
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 18: Maybe this monkey is a reincarnation grandfather.

1198
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 3: Chester.

1199
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 14: Oh get you.

1200
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, she wasn't shocked with poop on her face.

1201
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 3: Shocked, but it happened again. Yeah, again.

1202
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 5: Uh, you think there'd be more monkey influencers based on

1203
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 5: all the monkey models on greeting cards. Somebody said a

1204
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 5: lot of monkey models monkey influencers.

1205
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: I always dressed up, always holding a champagne bottle, love.

1206
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 5: Get dent all, and I appreciate Rob's passiveness, But I

1207
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 5: shoot squirrels at damage to the sofetts on my roofline.

1208
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's fine, that's your choice to do so.

1209
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 3: I just I don't know, man, squirrel's gonna squirrel man. Yeah,

1210
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 3: you gotta stand your ground, man, and the squirrels are

1211
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 3: doing damage to your property. These poor monkeys, what were

1212
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 3: they doing? It's walking around in your backyard. Get shot,

1213
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 3: do nothing. We don't know.

1214
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 5: They might have been disturbing the local ecosystem.

1215
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 3: Right, maybe they were, I don't know. I think again,

1216
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 3: before you decide to use lethal force in any situation,

1217
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 3: you should examine all other options.

1218
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, these are people shooting humans who just get the

1219
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 5: wrong number. Of course they're gonna blow away a monkey.

1220
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 3: Poor monkey, poor monkey. And I don't like monkeys. I'm

1221
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 3: on record as a non monkey lover.

1222
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 5: But come on, yeah, Rob's on record as being a

1223
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,959
Speaker 5: non monkey lover.

1224
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, Well, congratulations, But I do care enough

1225
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: about all of animals that I don't want to see

1226
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 3: harm come to any of them, including the ducks that

1227
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 3: were in my yard or backyard.

1228
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 5: Any update on them? Were they all blown away?

1229
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. Man. I keep hearing duct sounds on occasion,

1230
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 3: but not full blown like it was duct noises. No,

1231
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 3: it's not.

1232
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 5: Or you're being trolled by another neighbor.

1233
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 3: Somebody just sitting there with a boom box outside and

1234
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 3: playing Yeah, that just aged myself a boombox outside. Somebody

1235
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: just playing duck sounds at my house? Hey, who brought

1236
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 3: the ghetto blaster school duck sounds? No, No, there's there's

1237
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 3: something still there. I don't think it is what it was, honestly,

1238
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 3: there's one singular duck loft. No, it's not the one

1239
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 3: Loane quack. It sounds different. It's a different sound. Wealth

1240
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 3: poor guy, you alone? Are you alone over there? Let

1241
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 3: me do my standard routine for you.

1242
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 5: Hey, I've got this week in Jesus.

1243
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 6: This week Jesus.

1244
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 5: You know you can bet on anything.

1245
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 3: Now.

1246
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 5: DJ jac and I were going back and forth a

1247
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 5: little bit because I've been dicking around with this Calshi

1248
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 5: app We talked about this briefly where you can just

1249
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 5: bet on all kinds of things, prop bets on cultural things,

1250
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 5: and made about it. I dropped a five dollars bet

1251
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 5: late last week that Missouri would come back from way

1252
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 5: down and beat Kansas, and that five bucks got me

1253
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty bucks back. Oh wow, because they

1254
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 5: came back and did it. And you can or Kentucky,

1255
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 5: I think, is who they beat. But they came from

1256
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 5: behind to beat Kentucky. Well, you can place prop bets

1257
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 5: on anything now, and there are people doing just that

1258
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 5: on whether or not Jesus is coming back this year.

1259
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 5: Now we are oh for two thousand on the years

1260
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 5: the second coming of Christ. Now, this obviously is contingent

1261
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 5: on you of believing in Jesus. Now I'm not somebody

1262
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 5: who does. Doesn't mean that I can't. I shouldn't say

1263
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 5: don't believe in Jesus. I'm believing God. Doesn't mean you

1264
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 5: can't bet on it. Right, dropping money on a prop

1265
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 5: bet on whether or not twenty twenty six will be

1266
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 5: the second the Coming of Christ. Rob this is a

1267
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 5: literal return on investment.

1268
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but are they being specific? Does it say like

1269
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 3: what if he shows up in. That's a thing.

1270
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 5: There's a lot of fine print in these prop bets

1271
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 5: because you can on this calchia, you can bet on anything,

1272
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 5: but any bet you place.

1273
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: No, he didn't physically come back. But look he's in

1274
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 3: this burrito. You said, riding on a dorrito. Thanks, riding

1275
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 3: on a dorrito.

1276
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 5: But any bet that you place, they open up a

1277
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 5: thing that says, like, read the rules, right, don't be dumb.

1278
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 5: Read the fine print here. And it's a lot of

1279
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 5: rules on these things, you know, like will mom Donnie

1280
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 5: tax billionaires before twenty twenty seven? He's the new man

1281
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 5: of New York City, of course, and there's better odds

1282
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 5: on no than yes.

1283
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 3: But but the rule.

1284
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 5: Summary is very specific. They're right, this has got to happen,

1285
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 5: This has got to happen. This is gonna happen, and

1286
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 5: what percentage like?

1287
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 3: Of course they're already being taxed, but at not at

1288
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 3: the rate that everybody thinks that they should be. Right,

1289
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 3: So that's that's where it's got to be specific. I

1290
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 3: think it's the same thing with Jesus. Will Jesus come back?

1291
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 3: I mean, you could say no, but then you know,

1292
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 3: if he shows up in someone's dryer, lint and they

1293
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 3: have people outside praying in front of this apartment, then

1294
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 3: that counts.

1295
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 5: I guess also, by the way, we are in a

1296
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 5: time now where even if he verifiably and legitimately came

1297
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 5: back and was walking around, he'd probably be shot dead

1298
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 5: by somebody within the hour.

1299
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 3: They think he was one of those monkeys.

1300
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 5: He's one of those damn woke hippies. Now every year

1301
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 5: there is one of these prop bets. Right, if you

1302
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 5: bet yes on him coming back in twenty twenty five,

1303
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 5: you didn't make any money.

1304
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 3: See that's the thing. How do we know he didn't

1305
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 3: come back in the form of a macoguan Kelly? This

1306
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 3: is we don't know what he's coming back. As everybody

1307
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 3: thinks he's going to come back in the robe, in

1308
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 3: the in the birkenstocks. What if he doesn't do that.

1309
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 5: First couple of days of January I have seen about

1310
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 5: three million dollars on this particular platform and betting that

1311
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 5: JC would come back in twenty twenty six, and I

1312
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 5: would imagine that, you know, right around Easter time, people

1313
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 5: who believe uh Gilla moist in the shorts.

1314
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 3: Well that's when you make the bet, right. I mean,

1315
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 3: if he's gonna come back. You'd think he's gonna do

1316
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 3: it around that time, right.

1317
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 5: Probability stays a little bit around three percent. See that's

1318
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 5: what I do with some of these, like pop culture

1319
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 5: prop bets, is you just find something that has a

1320
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 5: really low probability and you drop ten bucks on it,

1321
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 5: and then if something happens, you got a huge payout

1322
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,919
Speaker 5: on it. That's happened to be on there a couple

1323
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 5: of times. You just look at some probability or something

1324
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 5: you go, yeah, it's low now because it shifts, you

1325
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 5: know as time goes on. But people can bet on anything.

1326
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 5: And this is hashtag not an ad. It's just once

1327
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 5: you get on it.

1328
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 3: It's fun.

1329
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 5: You dick around and you can bet on the big things,

1330
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 5: you know, like presidential nominees in twenty twenty eight and

1331
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 5: you know obviously that is contingent none.

1332
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 3: There being an election.

1333
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 5: Oh that's cute.

1334
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 3: What a list amount that you can bet on.

1335
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 5: I mean you can you can play. Oh I don't

1336
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 5: know about that. I mean you got to have like

1337
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 5: a portfolio in there. I mean you got to have

1338
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 5: you know, money in your account or whatever, and then

1339
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 5: yeah you could, I don't know, you could probably bet on. Uh,

1340
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 5: you probably put any amount.

1341
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 3: You want in there. I'm logging in, I'm doing it.

1342
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 5: I think probably a dollar is the least. I think

1343
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 5: it's in a whole dollar amounts.

1344
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,480
Speaker 3: Too expensive.

1345
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, well this is what I'm saying. You know, like

1346
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 5: Charles Barkley said, you don't have a gambling problem if

1347
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 5: you can afford it. You know, my father in law

1348
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 5: is a big gambler. He's a poker player, he's a

1349
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 5: backgammon play, all this kind of stuff.

1350
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 3: But he knows what. He makes a lot of money

1351
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,600
Speaker 3: doing that stuff. Well, if you know what you're doing.

1352
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he knows like all a blackjack and all that

1353
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 5: kinds blackjack. I'm okay yet, I can make some money

1354
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 5: a blackjack. But I'm not a guy who like goes

1355
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 5: with the casino. I've done those what are they the

1356
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 5: slot machines? Sure, I don't understand them. What's there to understand?

1357
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 5: I mean, you just press a button, right, press the buttons.

1358
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 5: Sooner or later you might be the person sitting there

1359
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 5: when they pay out. Yeah, but they get people on

1360
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,599
Speaker 5: that hamster wheel. Yeah, I've seen this is the next one.

1361
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 5: Missus powers old people on fixed incomes. That's what's sad

1362
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 5: about it? All that casinos I've played.

1363
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 15: You just see the same person from the time we

1364
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 15: walked into the time we get out at the same machine.

1365
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 3: It's just wild to me. Well, they don't want to

1366
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 3: move because they're like, oh, this.

1367
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 5: Could be it. I don't want to get recording here.

1368
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 5: I don't want to give somebody else a hot machine. Anyway,

1369
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,600
Speaker 5: if you have any thought whatsoever as to whether or

1370
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 5: not JC is coming back in twenty twenty six, you

1371
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 5: can place a prop bed there in any amount and

1372
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 5: then who knows you.

1373
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 6: Want to take a little bit of coins.

1374
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 3: They're not go.

1375
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 12: One cock show on one hundred point seven.

1376
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 3: Called the Alan Cox Show.

1377
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 10: Alan Hawks is the worst strive time personality I've ever heard.

1378
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 9: Two one six seven eight one double oh seven or

1379
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 9: one eight hundred three four eight.

1380
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 3: One double oh seven.

1381
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 19: Chuck in the chips, dash keep chucking like the two

1382
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 19: done man together.

1383
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 3: Oh that's a line, Just keep chuck in.

1384
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 5: I was like the old joke about what did the

1385
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 5: grateful dead fans say after the drugs wore off? What

1386
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 5: is this craft? Bob Weir died, Yeah, I think he was. Well, No,

1387
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 5: Bill Kreutzman still alive. Right, he's the last surviving founding member.

1388
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 5: Mickey Hart played the drums too. He came in early,

1389
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 5: but I think he's still alive, but not a founding member.

1390
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 5: Bob Weird died seventy eight. I guess he'd had some

1391
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 5: he had, like a lung infection or what I mean.

1392
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 5: Bob Weir had looked every one of those seventy eight

1393
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,759
Speaker 5: years for a long, long time hippie to the end.

1394
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 5: What was his band rat Dog? Because the Dead specifically,

1395
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 5: I mean they split up after Jerry Garcia died, so

1396
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 5: like thirty years ago, Grateful Dead. Then they'd go out

1397
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 5: to John Mayer Dead in Company whatever they call, Yeah,

1398
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 5: And I never got into Dead. I wasn't mad when

1399
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 5: I heard him. You know, I know the songs everybody

1400
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 5: else knows. I know, like Casey Jones or what's that song?

1401
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 5: What's in that train? Is it called Casey Jump? And

1402
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 5: I know trucking this is a Bob Weir song. I

1403
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 5: don't know if he's say, what do you think?

1404
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 3: You know? Like there's a lot of songs that just

1405
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,639
Speaker 3: from pop culture references, you would know the Grateful Dead

1406
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:08,679
Speaker 3: have a million songs.

1407
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 5: I mean literally, because I was born in nineteen seventy one,

1408
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,599
Speaker 5: and my parents weren't digging on the Dead. They were

1409
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 5: way too straight laced for that. Literally, the very first

1410
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 5: Grateful Dead song I ever heard was touch of Gray. Yeah,

1411
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,719
Speaker 5: and that was like this kind of their comeback quote

1412
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 5: unquote in the mid eighties.

1413
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 3: But now at that point, though, I guarantee you know

1414
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 3: Scarlet Pegonias, I guarantee yeah, I know the song Mountain,

1415
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 3: the Sugar Magnolia, like, I like those songs, you know

1416
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 3: Uncle John's band, like playing in the band, like those

1417
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,720
Speaker 3: are all the songs everybody knows. We threw a whole

1418
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 3: bunch in when he died. I oh, did you really? Yeah?

1419
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 3: I put in two an hour top of every hour.

1420
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:44,840
Speaker 3: Look at you, man, really and you got to you

1421
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 3: gotta give credit where credits due.

1422
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 20: Man.

1423
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,640
Speaker 3: I'm not a huge Grateful Dead, understand. I mean, for

1424
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,960
Speaker 3: sure have their place in classic rock history, right of course.

1425
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 5: And every one of their songs is the name of

1426
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 5: a Grateful Dead cover.

1427
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 3: Band, Oh totally. I way are the fire on the

1428
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 3: Mountain of a building? Were Franklin's Tower? Thank you everybody? Yeah?

1429
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 14: Uh?

1430
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,480
Speaker 5: Friend of the Devil playing Panin's Westlake.

1431
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 3: We're Tennessee Jed, thanks for coming out tonight. Yeah, oh God,

1432
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 3: Alabama getaway. Everybody arguing over estimated prophet. Yes, but Bob

1433
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 3: we are long, long time, right. And he didn't do

1434
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 3: a lot of solos.

1435
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 5: But he was a good singer, and he was a

1436
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 5: good guitar player, and he'd recently beaten cancer, and I

1437
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 5: guess had some underlying lung issues. I mean, I get,

1438
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 5: what does that mean? You beat cancer? This sounds like

1439
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 5: a stupid question, but I mean it genuinely. If they say, oh,

1440
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 5: he died after beating cancer from some lung issues.

1441
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 3: It sounds like he didn't beat it.

1442
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,560
Speaker 5: Well, you beat the cancer like you The doctors go,

1443
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 5: you're in remission.

1444
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 3: Well I think you beat the one that you were

1445
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 3: diagnosed with, okay, right, and then after that well you know.

1446
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 5: But I mean even before those guys broke up, they

1447
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 5: had been a band for thirty years, right, so he's.

1448
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 3: And it wasn't even a breakup. It was just Jerry died.

1449
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 3: He died.

1450
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,639
Speaker 5: What his legacy lives on in Ben and Jerry's ice

1451
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 5: cream Cherry Garcia was my first foray into Ben and

1452
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 5: Jerry's ice cream roupe as a young man. Unless there

1453
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 5: was a Grateful Dead song called Chunky Monkey that I'm

1454
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 5: not aware of, But Cherry Garcia was their homage is

1455
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 5: Ben and Jerry.

1456
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,680
Speaker 3: Chocolate chip cookie dough. Wasn't your favorite Grateful Dead song? No?

1457
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 5: No, And fish food is self explanatory, unfortunately, unfortunate, very

1458
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,519
Speaker 5: it is the og and I couldn't. The only thing

1459
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 5: about fish I like is that ice cream. But Bob

1460
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 5: we are a seventy eight years old last well, like

1461
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 5: I said, Bill Kreutzman, the drummer, he's the last remaining

1462
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 5: founding member. Phil Lesh died just last year, I think

1463
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,719
Speaker 5: right we were talking about Phil Lesh. She died around Halloween.

1464
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,480
Speaker 5: Pig Pen McKernan.

1465
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 3: That was so. If there was was a time when

1466
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,599
Speaker 3: I could say that I enjoyed the Dead, I think

1467
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,280
Speaker 3: it was when pig Pen was still around because it

1468
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 3: had more of that blues rock inspired stuff that I dug. Yeah,

1469
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,760
Speaker 3: that's more like my taste, you know. But there's still listening.

1470
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 3: There's a million songs I can listen to. I can

1471
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 3: listen to a Dead show and be perfectly happy with it.

1472
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 3: I have no problem with it. It's just not my

1473
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 3: favorite thing to do.

1474
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 5: I have to assume that our friend djj C is

1475
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 5: wearing black tie die all this week.

1476
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 3: Oh for sure. I even sent him a text. I'm like,

1477
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 3: sorry about Bobby. He's like, I'm on a date. The

1478
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 3: hell you're talking about it. I'm like, nothing, you'll find

1479
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 3: out later, Joy your date. Go back to that date,

1480
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 3: you'll find out. Yeah, and many did. About ten years back.

1481
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,680
Speaker 5: They did do. It's probably still on Netflix. There was

1482
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,839
Speaker 5: a Bob Weird documentary.

1483
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 3: Very good. By the way. If you haven't seen it, I.

1484
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:53,000
Speaker 5: Don't remember what it's called, but if I it'll probably

1485
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,320
Speaker 5: show up now that he's died, it'll probably show up

1486
01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 5: in your lead banner there on your Netflix Q. But

1487
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 5: the other one, the other one, yeah, from twenty fourteen.

1488
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 5: The other one meaning that he was secondary to Jerry Garcia.

1489
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean, whenever you know the uses of

1490
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,639
Speaker 3: the world would mention the Grateful dead, the first person

1491
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,240
Speaker 3: you're going to think of Jerry Garcia. You're not going

1492
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,720
Speaker 3: to think of Bob Weird, You're not going to think

1493
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,680
Speaker 3: of Phil Lesh.

1494
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,640
Speaker 5: I always thought, and I don't know why, but I

1495
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 5: always thought that Jerry Garcia's voice did not match his look.

1496
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,920
Speaker 3: Not at all, and the way he waity kind of

1497
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 3: I don't know. He played all over the place like

1498
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 3: there's I mean, those guys were That's the thing about

1499
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,040
Speaker 3: the Dead too, is like I have a couple of

1500
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 3: buddies who are humongous Grateful Dead fans. Yeah, so I

1501
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,559
Speaker 3: got more into them because those guys were listening to

1502
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 3: them all the time. So I would listen to the

1503
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 3: shows and like, hey, you got to listen to this

1504
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 3: particular exact time of the Grateful Dead for when they

1505
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 3: were at their best, Like that Ithaca show in seventy

1506
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 3: seven is the greatest they will ever sound. And if

1507
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 3: you listen to it, they are one hundred percent correct.

1508
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 3: They played the Boston Garden the night before. It is

1509
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,679
Speaker 3: the best that you will hear them say, because they're

1510
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 3: all sober ish, right, they're playing, they're all in step,

1511
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:07,439
Speaker 3: they're all playing together. It's a Bob song, it's a

1512
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:09,280
Speaker 3: Jerry song. It's a Bob song. It's a Jerry song.

1513
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 3: They're calling them out as they go. It's great. But

1514
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,799
Speaker 3: then there's those years when Jerry was just a complete

1515
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 3: heroin wreck, you know, throughout parts of the seventies eighties,

1516
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,320
Speaker 3: and it's and it's it's hard to listen to because

1517
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 3: you'll be They'll be in the middle of a song

1518
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 3: and Jerry's like, he's a good spot for a solo.

1519
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,800
Speaker 3: They'll just start, he'll go off and do something, or

1520
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 3: he's calling off random odd songs that nobody's keeping up.

1521
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 3: It's it's just an odd thing. But if you're a

1522
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 3: grateful Dead fan, that's just part of what happened and

1523
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 3: part of how they played.

1524
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:44,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it'd be wild too to just be such

1525
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 5: an iconic musical collective like that that you could still

1526
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 5: go out and tour and you could still fill.

1527
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,800
Speaker 3: Football stadiums, right like two guys left. Hey, look man,

1528
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaker 3: John Mayer. Say what you will about the guy, but

1529
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 3: he did a great job in that role. I mean,

1530
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 3: he was if John Mayer time because he's a pretty boy.

1531
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 3: He is an unbelievable guitar. Unbelievable John Mayer is a

1532
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 3: phenomenal musician and and like for what they needed in

1533
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 3: Dead and Company, he was the perfect compliment because he

1534
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 3: could play those Jerry parts perfectly. Listening to him talk

1535
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 3: about how to fill you know, how do you do

1536
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 3: with Jerry solo? And you listen to like his podcast.

1537
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,680
Speaker 3: I've listened to many interviews with John Mayer and he

1538
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,600
Speaker 3: talks about how you get into that, and he's like,

1539
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 3: the whole time I'm doing it, I'm freaking out because

1540
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,840
Speaker 3: I'm trying to do what Jerry Garcia did? You know?

1541
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:36,160
Speaker 3: So it's not an easy pair of shoes to fill

1542
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 3: for these uber fans. Ell and the other one is

1543
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 3: the name of a Grateful Dead song, Okay, but it's

1544
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 3: also it's supposed to mean the other part, the other

1545
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 3: guy in the band. God damn it. I'm not not arguing.

1546
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 5: Well, you're both right. I just didn't know that was

1547
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,519
Speaker 5: the name of the song. You are correct, and this

1548
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 5: person's correct. My knowledge of the Grateful Dead is is

1549
01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:01,000
Speaker 5: very couldn't be more surface, Alan, I'm only thirty, and

1550
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 5: the Grateful Dead took me to places no one thought

1551
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 5: i'd ever go. You mean, like existentially or geographically. Losing

1552
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 5: Bob was very.

1553
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:12,720
Speaker 3: Upsetting, all right. Took me to places I never thought

1554
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 3: I would go. Oh, Wisconsin was a North Dakota.

1555
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 5: That's how you want an ex girlfriend to describe. You

1556
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:26,200
Speaker 5: took me places I never thought i'd go, Like the

1557
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 5: back of a Volkswagen. I ain never getting that, Alan,

1558
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 5: How many Dead fans does it take to change a

1559
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 5: light bulb. Do you remember this one, Rob, How many

1560
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 5: dead fans does it take to change a light bulb? None?

1561
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 5: They just wait for it to burn out. Then they

1562
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:48,719
Speaker 5: follow it around for forty years. Well I feel sad

1563
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,679
Speaker 5: those guys laughing all the way to the bank.

1564
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way.

1565
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,839
Speaker 5: No, But to be part of such a legendary collective

1566
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 5: like that, it would be wild where you're like, anytime

1567
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 5: you just want to make me music and go on

1568
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 5: the road, you're gonna have tens of thousands of people

1569
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,600
Speaker 5: who will come to see you.

1570
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,599
Speaker 3: But what I love about the Grateful Dead is that

1571
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,880
Speaker 3: it was for them. It was all about their fans.

1572
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,599
Speaker 3: Every single thing they did was about their fans. Like, yeah,

1573
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 3: they had studio albums and their fans bought them. They

1574
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 3: had live albums and their fans bought them. But they

1575
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 3: shared every single performance bootlegs. Everything was bootlegged, and no

1576
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 3: one cared. They didn't care. They would make sure Jerry

1577
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 3: would They would get to a city and Jerry would

1578
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,600
Speaker 3: make sure that the people there had water, you know

1579
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 3: what I mean. He would make sure that this sea

1580
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 3: of people that were showing up and following this band

1581
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,680
Speaker 3: from stop to stop or taking care of do they

1582
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 3: have running water, do they have bathrooms? Do they like

1583
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:44,680
Speaker 3: he would dig into his pocket and make sure these

1584
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 3: people were taken care of. That's just I mean, people

1585
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 3: don't do that for their fans anymore. So for what

1586
01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 3: the grass adults, he knew it was high well sure.

1587
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:58,000
Speaker 5: But it was just it was funny. I thought it

1588
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,559
Speaker 5: was awesome that they cared that much about No bands

1589
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,679
Speaker 5: are like that. It's a nice thing to do. Bands

1590
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 5: now can't afford to do that.

1591
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 3: No, but they probably couldn't either when you think about it. Well,

1592
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,479
Speaker 3: they were making plenty of mine. I mean, Jerry Garcia

1593
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,200
Speaker 3: was selling ties in the eighties. I mean, what was

1594
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 3: I tell you? I had one?

1595
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,599
Speaker 5: You had a Jerry Garcia tie?

1596
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,679
Speaker 3: Did? Yeah?

1597
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 5: He was a young man when he died. He's fifty

1598
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 5: three when he died.

1599
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:30,000
Speaker 3: Yep. And you should sometime if you ever want to

1600
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:34,200
Speaker 3: hear a good like just sit down live performance, throw

1601
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,880
Speaker 3: on the Ithaca show from seventy sevens may have made

1602
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:43,000
Speaker 3: something seventy seven Ithaca, Cornell, New York. It's fantastic. But

1603
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,000
Speaker 3: that's what they say. Dead fans say that is the

1604
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,879
Speaker 3: best that band ever sounded. That run of shows Boston

1605
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,439
Speaker 3: Garden Ithaca.

1606
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:53,439
Speaker 5: And he was New Riders of the Purple Sage too, right,

1607
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 5: Remember that band was that Jerry Garcia that I don't know,

1608
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 5: New Riders of the Purple Sage. I remember we had

1609
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 5: it when I what's Kalamazoo Michigan radio station I was

1610
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,600
Speaker 5: working was straight ahead classic rock and we had some

1611
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 5: d cotts.

1612
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 3: Boy, I knew that Jerry Garcia band. He had that, Yeah,

1613
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 3: and there was there was a few hits from that

1614
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:13,559
Speaker 3: band too, but there was uh yeah, I don't remember

1615
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:14,799
Speaker 3: that that other one you just mentioned.

1616
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 5: I always wonder if there were people that were into

1617
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,080
Speaker 5: the Jerry Garcia band but couldn't stand the Grateful Dead.

1618
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,360
Speaker 3: I mean, you would be I mean there would have

1619
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:26,599
Speaker 3: to be a specific reason that you didn't want.

1620
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:29,600
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. You know, it was him that

1621
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,560
Speaker 5: when when John and Tom Fogerty hated the other's guts,

1622
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 5: Tom Fogerty went to go play with Jerry Garcia in

1623
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 5: the Jerry Garcia band.

1624
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah, it was mostly covers and you know, I

1625
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,560
Speaker 3: mean they did a lot of stuff, but there was

1626
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 3: a lot. I enjoyed some of that too. They did

1627
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 3: a lot of like Bob Dylan stuff, because it was

1628
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:49,280
Speaker 3: all stuff Jerry was into.

1629
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 5: Later in life, Jerry Garcia struggled with diabetes. He short did,

1630
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 5: struggle with a lot of things. Struggle with a lot

1631
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 5: of things. He was fat, he smoked, he was a

1632
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,639
Speaker 5: heroin and cocat heroin.

1633
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:00,800
Speaker 3: That.

1634
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, he died in rehab, by the way, that's how

1635
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:04,720
Speaker 5: you want to go out.

1636
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 3: But he was actually healthy. He was clean. Yeah, heart attack,

1637
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 3: I think so. I don't remember the exact cause of death,

1638
01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 3: but I remember the whole thing was he was clean,

1639
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 3: like clean clean and was doing well for like the

1640
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 3: first time in his life. H All right, poor Jerry,

1641
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 3: poor Bob looking together Phil Lesh.

1642
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 5: Didn't they have like two wives at the same time.

1643
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:28,200
Speaker 5: He's that Jerry, you got married like a bunch of times,

1644
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,320
Speaker 5: because you figure, if you were Jerry Garcia in the

1645
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 5: six season seventies, every young girl you met wanted to

1646
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,640
Speaker 5: marry you. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I look at him

1647
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 5: like holy cards. If you were a kid in Catholic school,

1648
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,559
Speaker 5: You're like, need it, need it, got it, got it,

1649
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 5: need it, got it.

1650
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:40,920
Speaker 19: You know.

1651
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:43,920
Speaker 5: The weirdest thing about the Grateful Dead, by the way, Rob,

1652
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,680
Speaker 5: A lot of people don't know this, not in the

1653
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:46,760
Speaker 5: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

1654
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,800
Speaker 3: They have to be, of course. Yeah, I'm gonna say

1655
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:50,920
Speaker 3: that couldn't be right.

1656
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 5: But Cindney Lauper is too, So they're the same, the

1657
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:59,720
Speaker 5: same Rob So, Bob Weir's gone. It's seventy eight and

1658
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 5: all all of the grateful Dead fans, those of you

1659
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:14,800
Speaker 5: who managed to outlive Bob Weir in mourning. Yeah, any

1660
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,280
Speaker 5: thing'll happen when Bill Kreutzman goes.

1661
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:17,880
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be the same thing.

1662
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:21,360
Speaker 5: I don't know Bill goes, Okay, you won't, probably not

1663
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 5: because you hate drummers. It is take that as a

1664
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,639
Speaker 5: personal affront. Should Yeah, yeah, well.

1665
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,960
Speaker 3: Well, any brand it has two of them, what am

1666
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 3: I gonna do every time one of them dies?

1667
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:29,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1668
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:35,360
Speaker 5: Almonds, grateful dead. That's the most impressive thing about them

1669
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 5: spending money to make sure their fans are Okay, they

1670
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,280
Speaker 5: were already spending money on two drummers, right. This music

1671
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:45,480
Speaker 5: does not even remotely approach a requirement for two drummers.

1672
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 5: There isn't one thing that a single drummer.

1673
01:24:48,479 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 3: Could not do for the grateful was the other one?

1674
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,120
Speaker 3: Mickey Hart. Mickey Hart, He's still alive, And when you

1675
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,479
Speaker 3: listen to it when they're all playing together. I know

1676
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:57,680
Speaker 3: it didn't need it, but it was cool. I mean

1677
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 3: it was a huge band and they were all having

1678
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:00,639
Speaker 3: a good time and just it was fun.

1679
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 5: Well, and Bill Kreutzman was like, I learned a hell

1680
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 5: of a lot of I learned a lot more from

1681
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 5: Mickey Hart that I did from anybody else. But yeah,

1682
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 5: you're in a Oh my god, mom, you're never gonna

1683
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,040
Speaker 5: believe this. I got hired as the drummer for the

1684
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,759
Speaker 5: Grateful Dead, the only drummer.

1685
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 18: Well, no, no, no.

1686
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,640
Speaker 3: Are your mom's a big fan? Oh did they get

1687
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,200
Speaker 3: rid of me? Bill?

1688
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,559
Speaker 5: Or what if you made your bones you could only

1689
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 5: play in bands ahead another drummer. You were only confident

1690
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 5: enough or only wanted to work hard enough where you

1691
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:40,360
Speaker 5: were picking up like the random syncopations off the other drummer, which,

1692
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,000
Speaker 5: by the way, I mean we poke fun. But that

1693
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,880
Speaker 5: is not easy to do. No, a band with two drummers,

1694
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 5: you know, to the to a casual observer, you're like, what,

1695
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:49,680
Speaker 5: but that ain't easy to do.

1696
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,320
Speaker 3: Tedsky Trucks tours with two drummers. They do the same thing.

1697
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:59,879
Speaker 3: That is great at the same time. Yes, playing on stage, Yes, yeah,

1698
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 3: two giant drum kits, two risers. Okay, awesome, I love it.

1699
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,559
Speaker 3: Bring on a third, Let's get a third drummer in here.

1700
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 3: Let's let's get or somebody in there. Yeah, rip Tito Puente.

1701
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:26,520
Speaker 5: So uh he's gone. Congratulations, I've got some food news between.

1702
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:31,040
Speaker 3: Great crab.

1703
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 5: How did we miss National Apricot Day?

1704
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:35,680
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know on Friday? I don't know.

1705
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 5: Did you say apricot or apricot apricot? I grew up

1706
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,120
Speaker 5: saying apricot. Did I think they're both?

1707
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 21: Right?

1708
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:41,360
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1709
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 5: I grew up saying apricot because I.

1710
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:44,920
Speaker 3: Ate a lot of them. Rob it sounds wrong.

1711
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:48,280
Speaker 5: I love as a kid, and my mom was trying

1712
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:50,320
Speaker 5: to keep us healthy, and so you know this is

1713
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:52,519
Speaker 5: well tread ground if you've been with this show for

1714
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,479
Speaker 5: a while and know my childhood. We weren't getting sodas

1715
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,320
Speaker 5: and syrups, and you know, it was culinary. It was

1716
01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:02,040
Speaker 5: a night It was a hellscape, right. It was molasses

1717
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 5: on pancakes, crap like that. And so when we wanted snacks,

1718
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:08,360
Speaker 5: it was always like dried fruit and nuts, which is fine.

1719
01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:09,160
Speaker 3: You can do worse.

1720
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:13,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was always drawn to the humble apricot, rob.

1721
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:17,519
Speaker 3: Dried, dried, Well, I'll eat.

1722
01:27:17,479 --> 01:27:19,280
Speaker 5: An apricot, but I mean my mom would get like,

1723
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:25,280
Speaker 5: you know, dried fruit make like nice yeah, like feet,

1724
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,800
Speaker 5: but they help you poop.

1725
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:29,800
Speaker 3: Stink like feats.

1726
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 5: Prunes, apricots. All that's right for you. Apricots, apricots, Yeah,

1727
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,240
Speaker 5: either one. I don't know why I grew up saying

1728
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:42,720
Speaker 5: ape I think, are they like the small the little orange? Yeah,

1729
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 5: they're like they're a little furry.

1730
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Ye, they look like a peach but smaller. Yes,

1731
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,599
Speaker 3: that's them. Yeah. And when they're dried out, they look

1732
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,599
Speaker 3: like a toe. They will or an ear and they

1733
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:58,599
Speaker 3: are taste and they will run through you.

1734
01:27:58,160 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 15: Yeah, like those inside some prunes and you're good to go.

1735
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:02,959
Speaker 3: Exactly.

1736
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, wash Dallas, some prune juice. I like prunes. Prune

1737
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 5: they sell individually wrapped prunes. What's the company that does prunes?

1738
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:17,200
Speaker 5: Son the Kissed does prunes. You can buy these plastic

1739
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,879
Speaker 5: and they're trying to hip them up for a new generation.

1740
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 5: I guess are we going to get the kids on prunes?

1741
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 5: Just dried plumbs?

1742
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:23,599
Speaker 3: Right?

1743
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 5: What about dates? I hate dates?

1744
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:28,439
Speaker 3: I do too. I can't get hip to them.

1745
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:31,439
Speaker 15: I put peanut butter on them and chuck of chips,

1746
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:34,360
Speaker 15: and I'm like, no, no, taste repulsive.

1747
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:40,880
Speaker 5: Like my dad always liked figs and dates, Well that's.

1748
01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:46,600
Speaker 3: To make them. Yeah, yeah, the dates. I have a

1749
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:49,120
Speaker 3: recipe for them that I love. My dad would eat

1750
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 3: rings of figs.

1751
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:54,200
Speaker 5: The companies. I don't care for figs or dates, No,

1752
01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:58,120
Speaker 5: thank you. But what's a fig look like? Looks like

1753
01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:58,519
Speaker 5: a fig?

1754
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Going to google fig.

1755
01:29:02,479 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 5: The fig is like, it looks like it's got more

1756
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:07,559
Speaker 5: seeds inside. But again, dried figs are eating a lot,

1757
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:11,559
Speaker 5: and you know it's a fruit technically, I think, but

1758
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:15,680
Speaker 5: I can't get into it. But the Humble Apricot had

1759
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 5: its day on Friday and we missed it. And it

1760
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:22,560
Speaker 5: sounds silly to say that. I'm just saying, Rob that

1761
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,439
Speaker 5: I would have had a few in honor.

1762
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:30,040
Speaker 3: I skipped right over them on Friday. I would eat some, absolutely.

1763
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:30,599
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1764
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:32,760
Speaker 3: I might have some tonight, just because you know it

1765
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:36,280
Speaker 3: still counts. I'll be like, hey, in honor of last Friday.

1766
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:40,760
Speaker 3: Sorry mister day. Yeah.

1767
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:42,679
Speaker 5: And then it was reading a big thing about how,

1768
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:48,480
Speaker 5: even though it seems counterintuitive, different foods make you smell sexier,

1769
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:51,000
Speaker 5: and they determined that even though it might not seem

1770
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:55,840
Speaker 5: like it. Garlic makes your sweat more attractive, Yeah, to

1771
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,920
Speaker 5: women or the opposite sex or whatever it is. You know, Rob,

1772
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:03,120
Speaker 5: all those super hot uber drivers. You get in there

1773
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,559
Speaker 5: and you're like Jesus, they smoke, You're right out.

1774
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 3: Explains Carmen Angelo's diehard sexiness running.

1775
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:14,640
Speaker 5: Around gay marinaros.

1776
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:18,479
Speaker 3: Oil, glic, smells, sexy, maronerous sauce.

1777
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,559
Speaker 5: I'm gonna door dash him some of them new mister

1778
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 5: Hero chicken tenders by the way.

1779
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 3: Rop Oh yeah, Carmon Angelo. The new tender's well because

1780
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,120
Speaker 3: they got garlic parmesan sauce. Yeah, I'm gonna send him

1781
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 3: some of those. I'd be perfect.

1782
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:35,280
Speaker 5: I've never had mister Hero. Oh no, no, I've been

1783
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:38,320
Speaker 5: here for sixteen years. I've never consumed mister Hero.

1784
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:41,519
Speaker 3: So they put them into uh right now, they like

1785
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 3: just recently, they put him into a rap too, Like

1786
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 3: you can get their chicken tenders. But they put him

1787
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:46,840
Speaker 3: into a rap too with like a whole bunch of

1788
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 3: different sauces.

1789
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:50,200
Speaker 5: Because people go Roman Burger and I go okeay like

1790
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:55,200
Speaker 5: I've seen it and I've I've just never done it. Wait,

1791
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:57,040
Speaker 5: the rap has the tenders in it.

1792
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,760
Speaker 3: Tenders in it and you can pick the sauce. So

1793
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,120
Speaker 3: I think there's like, I don't know, they have like

1794
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,240
Speaker 3: a Kentucky bourbon some some parmis. I think it's. I

1795
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:07,040
Speaker 3: think the garlic parm you're talking about, isn't it?

1796
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:10,080
Speaker 5: This is what I'm saying. So if the garlic parmesan

1797
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:12,400
Speaker 5: for people who are talking about Carmen Angelo and a

1798
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:14,519
Speaker 5: door dash him some of this, yes, and the garlic

1799
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:18,920
Speaker 5: parmesan is gonna eventually come out in his sweat and

1800
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,839
Speaker 5: he's gonna be like attractive bug zapper to moths.

1801
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,400
Speaker 3: I don't even know how he could be more attractive.

1802
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 3: Look at the guy they give us some garlic palm

1803
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,559
Speaker 3: from mister hero yea from a young lady over there.

1804
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,040
Speaker 3: There's a little bit of food news here.

1805
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:35,679
Speaker 5: That is exciting.

1806
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:43,760
Speaker 12: The arling Cock Show on one hundreds of new us

1807
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:49,360
Speaker 12: are juts admitting that you were a giant failure last year,

1808
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:50,320
Speaker 12: your failure.

1809
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:59,200
Speaker 3: Fortunately you're among friends here at Failure Central. On one

1810
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,559
Speaker 3: hundred points they have been double m m.

1811
01:32:03,439 --> 01:32:13,760
Speaker 22: Okay, alright, alright, okay, okay, all right.

1812
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 3: Only freak ride around on wheelchairs motorized by electric motors

1813
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,000
Speaker 3: made my goblins in the vectory.

1814
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,840
Speaker 22: There then my drywall and other products that they can

1815
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,840
Speaker 22: eat back at home on the sofa.

1816
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 3: That would see me about a man named Chandler Ming

1817
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,600
Speaker 3: who died in a freaking hot tubbing accident that his

1818
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:40,080
Speaker 3: time drinking Hot Kong flavored water on a Codlar digital

1819
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 3: called tub bottles. They are.

1820
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:48,920
Speaker 5: Remember top Girls has a good one. We talked about

1821
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:49,840
Speaker 5: tub girls a while back.

1822
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 3: And then.

1823
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 5: If you don't remember tub Girls, I feel like that

1824
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:58,120
Speaker 5: was early days of the scantlogical internet.

1825
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:01,920
Speaker 3: Probably no idea what it was till you told me.

1826
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,840
Speaker 5: And then you couldn't on the see it. No, Jess

1827
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:10,280
Speaker 5: didn't even know, you know, Jess was born. Like the

1828
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:14,000
Speaker 5: Internet was getting going before Jess was around.

1829
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:15,880
Speaker 3: I was born in ninety nine.

1830
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:23,679
Speaker 5: I know Internet was around good ten years by comment. Yeah, yeah,

1831
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:25,720
Speaker 5: because I was doing our website radio station I worked

1832
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 5: for in Michigan in ninety five, I was doing our website.

1833
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,640
Speaker 3: I think that was about the time we had our

1834
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 3: first one, my first station.

1835
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:34,280
Speaker 5: Probably you still had to do your color. You still

1836
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:36,200
Speaker 5: had to know your hexadecimals to do your colors.

1837
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty wild was dial up still around, That's all

1838
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:41,120
Speaker 3: it was. Yet all it was Yeah.

1839
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,479
Speaker 5: Interesting, that's kind of stuff that got Matthew Broader in

1840
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:50,200
Speaker 5: trouble though, Thermo nuclear war. Everybody, Hey, you got one

1841
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:50,960
Speaker 5: thousand dollars for it.

1842
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:51,439
Speaker 3: A few minutes.

1843
01:33:51,479 --> 01:33:53,479
Speaker 5: By the way, we're back on it a granding out,

1844
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:57,439
Speaker 5: all right, courtesy of the Buzzard bookie. Uh so four

1845
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:59,760
Speaker 5: thirty will be your next keyword and then five thirty

1846
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:00,800
Speaker 5: year last.

1847
01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:02,240
Speaker 3: For the day. But I think rover starts up around

1848
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:02,800
Speaker 3: nine to thirty.

1849
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,160
Speaker 5: Alan figs are so bad that fig Newton's had to

1850
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:08,080
Speaker 5: flavor them like other fruit just to get them off

1851
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:12,040
Speaker 5: the grocery shelves. Oh they didn't, and again would I

1852
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:15,000
Speaker 5: would agree more with this person. I mean Fig Newton's

1853
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,719
Speaker 5: the fruit and cake, right, Remember that's how they used

1854
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:22,920
Speaker 5: to promote them, Newton's a fruit and cake. I give

1855
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:25,680
Speaker 5: them credit for somebody going, you know what's missing from

1856
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:29,679
Speaker 5: the market A fig cookie, And they're still around.

1857
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,400
Speaker 3: I just got some in my stocking for Christmas.

1858
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,800
Speaker 5: Who hates you that much?

1859
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:37,400
Speaker 3: No, I love them Fig Newton's. Uh huh, and it

1860
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:38,120
Speaker 3: called nets.

1861
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, because now what they have other flavors, right, strawberry and.

1862
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:43,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of them are necessary.

1863
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:48,200
Speaker 5: Well, but again to the original point. That's another thing

1864
01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 5: that they had one flavor for one hundred years and

1865
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:52,840
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden they.

1866
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 3: Oh, we should do different things here. I would always

1867
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:57,400
Speaker 3: have them. I'd forget all about them. I would eat

1868
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,519
Speaker 3: some and I'd be like, oh, these are great, I

1869
01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:00,960
Speaker 3: gotta get some, and then I would give blood again.

1870
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:03,599
Speaker 3: And the blood bank always had fig newtons, and then

1871
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,040
Speaker 3: I mean, oh, these are the best. I gotta get these.

1872
01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,800
Speaker 3: And then I'd forget and the next time I give

1873
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 3: blood because I do double reds, so I'm like, it's

1874
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:14,880
Speaker 3: further in between double reds double red cells. You donate

1875
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 3: double red cells, they put the white cells back in

1876
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,559
Speaker 3: your white and your plasma goes back in. Because I'm

1877
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:23,759
Speaker 3: an O positive blood type. Yeah, so they take double

1878
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:25,640
Speaker 3: reds and they put the other stuff back in. So

1879
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,240
Speaker 3: I can't give blood as frequently as someone who's donating

1880
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:28,840
Speaker 3: whole blood.

1881
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:32,160
Speaker 15: Every time I've given blood or gotten blood taken, they've

1882
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:34,759
Speaker 15: never given me a cookie or juice.

1883
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:38,200
Speaker 3: You've donated blood one time, So after you donate, they

1884
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 3: put you in that little waiting area like fifteen minutes.

1885
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:43,759
Speaker 3: They're the same thing blood for you to have a snack.

1886
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:46,680
Speaker 3: They didn't give me a snack. Well, you have to

1887
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:49,439
Speaker 3: like look snack right next to the end of the table.

1888
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:53,120
Speaker 3: I would imagine, Well, I almost passed out. I should

1889
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,200
Speaker 3: have definitely given you a snack.

1890
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:56,519
Speaker 5: I made the mistake of not eating before I gave blood.

1891
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,840
Speaker 5: Years ago, my station in Chicago was doing a blood

1892
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:01,519
Speaker 5: drive and I was up there and I just forgot

1893
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 5: to eat and I wasn't gonna bail from the blood.

1894
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:04,360
Speaker 5: I went down like a bag of.

1895
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:05,000
Speaker 3: Dirt, did you.

1896
01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:05,240
Speaker 2: Oh?

1897
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, Which is weird because I just never pass

1898
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 5: out when it comes to like giving blood or anything.

1899
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:12,360
Speaker 5: But it was just the confluence of I hadn't eaten

1900
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,360
Speaker 5: and I was probably tired, and it was yeah, I

1901
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:15,960
Speaker 5: went right out.

1902
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:17,639
Speaker 3: Best snap of your life.

1903
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:21,760
Speaker 5: Well, no, you wake up feeling like they're pulling you

1904
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:24,680
Speaker 5: out of a kiddie pool full of petroleum. So it's like,

1905
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,000
Speaker 5: you don't know what the hell's going on. We should

1906
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:30,200
Speaker 5: do double reds in college rup did you?

1907
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:37,639
Speaker 3: Oh? Man, that is addictive, But that's called giving plasma, right, No, wow,

1908
01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:42,320
Speaker 3: that's a different part of the blood. Red cells, white cells. Plasma. Yeah,

1909
01:36:42,360 --> 01:36:45,040
Speaker 3: the plasma places are the people line up and they

1910
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:47,840
Speaker 3: get to that's the thing. The plasma. Right, plasma is

1911
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:49,360
Speaker 3: part of the white cells.

1912
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,519
Speaker 15: So yeahcause they take the blood out and then they

1913
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:52,800
Speaker 15: put the blood back in.

1914
01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:57,240
Speaker 5: Right, they separate the plasma from the rest of it.

1915
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,439
Speaker 5: Corrects talking about them.

1916
01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:04,160
Speaker 3: No, mine, They take the plasma and the white cells out,

1917
01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 3: and they put the red cells they keep, and they

1918
01:37:07,320 --> 01:37:09,280
Speaker 3: put that other stuff back in the plasma and the

1919
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,240
Speaker 3: white cells go back in.

1920
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 5: Just the reason that it's so tricky is what Rob's

1921
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:14,280
Speaker 5: describing when he has it. Then they do it with

1922
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:14,920
Speaker 5: the Tweezers.

1923
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:18,840
Speaker 3: It's not that hard to it's not really hard to explain.

1924
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,840
Speaker 5: Does it all feel weird with the blood going back

1925
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:24,679
Speaker 5: into your body?

1926
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:27,400
Speaker 3: No, No, you just you feel you nothing. It's like

1927
01:37:27,479 --> 01:37:29,920
Speaker 3: your arm gets a little chilly. Yeah, there's a solution

1928
01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 3: that makes your arm cold. So they just put the

1929
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:37,320
Speaker 3: stuff back into your body. Yep. It isn't really, it's

1930
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:40,559
Speaker 3: not any different than really, if you donate a whole blood.

1931
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 3: It just takes longer.

1932
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,120
Speaker 5: Super blood just is. On a date, he goes, I

1933
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,480
Speaker 5: would like to put this back into your body.

1934
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:51,280
Speaker 3: And she goes yuck. Yeah, right, yuck, no, thank you.

1935
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 3: It's already been down that road before. Plasma's like the

1936
01:37:55,479 --> 01:37:59,080
Speaker 3: it has like it's mostly water and proteins in your

1937
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,680
Speaker 3: blood and that kind of stuff that gets filtered out

1938
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 3: and goes back in.

1939
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:05,000
Speaker 5: If it's like the.

1940
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,840
Speaker 3: Stuff that's not I just picture it just going back

1941
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:09,559
Speaker 3: into your body.

1942
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:12,720
Speaker 5: And you've never given plasma or blood or anything like that.

1943
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:15,880
Speaker 5: You said one time one time.

1944
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,559
Speaker 3: And then I don't know.

1945
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 15: It's like you have to do a bunch of blood

1946
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:23,679
Speaker 15: for like testing when you're pregnant, and that was insane.

1947
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:27,799
Speaker 3: It was ten vials of blood. Yeah, that was just vials.

1948
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:28,639
Speaker 3: That's that's quick.

1949
01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:33,000
Speaker 5: They were big vials.

1950
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:35,519
Speaker 3: Are you thinking platelets? Is that what you're thinking of?

1951
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,000
Speaker 3: That's separate platelet donation, because that's different.

1952
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:42,280
Speaker 15: I don't know what that is either. Never mind, I

1953
01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:44,360
Speaker 15: don't know. I'm just thinking about the blood going back.

1954
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:47,800
Speaker 3: She had blood take it one time, and yeah, you

1955
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:51,880
Speaker 3: can donate different things, you know, but plasma you make

1956
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:56,599
Speaker 3: the money. Well, no, just any donation of blood really,

1957
01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:57,960
Speaker 3: if you were, you're doing it for that.

1958
01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, most people donate blood out of the kindness of

1959
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:04,360
Speaker 5: their heart plasma because they've built up all this. There's

1960
01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:08,519
Speaker 5: like a plasma industrial complex, you know, that's where people

1961
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:11,560
Speaker 5: go and make the money. But if there's just like

1962
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:13,640
Speaker 5: a blood drive work. They do them here. They do

1963
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:14,920
Speaker 5: blood drives, and.

1964
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:18,439
Speaker 3: You know, platelet donations are it's it's without the red

1965
01:39:18,479 --> 01:39:21,200
Speaker 3: cells in it, so that like it's the opposite of

1966
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 3: what I would do. So that's they keep those are

1967
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,800
Speaker 3: big for like cancer patients and that sort of.

1968
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:28,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what my dad had. He had something called

1969
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:31,120
Speaker 5: thromp beside a penia. He couldn't make platelets. Yeah, and

1970
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 5: so he had like a version of leukemia. And so

1971
01:39:33,439 --> 01:39:36,960
Speaker 5: that's eventually what killed my dad was that his body

1972
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:38,000
Speaker 5: just couldn't make platelets.

1973
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:41,599
Speaker 3: So those donations are critical for that type of stuff.

1974
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,599
Speaker 3: So they always are looking for people to do that.

1975
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:47,519
Speaker 3: But I have a blood type that's universal oh positive,

1976
01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:50,760
Speaker 3: So that's why I'll do double red cells because it

1977
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:51,320
Speaker 3: goes further.

1978
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:56,680
Speaker 5: I mean, that's where all the Carmen Angelo Marinara in

1979
01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:59,960
Speaker 5: my blood thing comes from. Is because when we were

1980
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:02,439
Speaker 5: still out in Independence, we used to do annual blood

1981
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,519
Speaker 5: drives and there was one year it was just a

1982
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,760
Speaker 5: big long table and there was a nurse or a

1983
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 5: phlebottomist at either end, and they do like a quick

1984
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:11,000
Speaker 5: kind of run on you and make sure that you

1985
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:14,000
Speaker 5: were you know that you could, you were healthy enough

1986
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,640
Speaker 5: to give blood and all that. And he and I

1987
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:17,880
Speaker 5: were at opposite ends of the table and he was

1988
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,280
Speaker 5: goofing around with a lady. I was kind of going

1989
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:22,800
Speaker 5: in and going out. But he's he's more gregarious. He

1990
01:40:22,920 --> 01:40:27,040
Speaker 5: was like, Hey, well it's my blood type RAGU or

1991
01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:29,040
Speaker 5: whatever it is.

1992
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:32,000
Speaker 3: That's that's where all that came from. Was your botomist

1993
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:36,639
Speaker 3: from Maine. She was a Bottomous Lewis and medical senate

1994
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:39,440
Speaker 3: medic in Lewis.

1995
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:44,720
Speaker 18: Bymous, I'm saying right here by coworker at Saint Mary Lewiston.

1996
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:47,400
Speaker 3: Medical Center, whereas.

1997
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:51,880
Speaker 5: Lewis and medical Senna Ethan in Rochester. Say his name

1998
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:53,680
Speaker 5: three times, Rob and he shows up.

1999
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bud, did I hear that right? You said that

2000
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:03,200
Speaker 3: you you passed out from getting blood taken, donating donating blood.

2001
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:05,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, this was like this would have been like twenty

2002
01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:05,680
Speaker 5: years ago.

2003
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's something similar happened to me. I had a

2004
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:13,760
Speaker 3: pickline in for Gollay three months, I think, and every

2005
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:16,160
Speaker 3: time it would come probably twice a week and take

2006
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:19,040
Speaker 3: blood and check vitals and everything, and I would fall

2007
01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:21,280
Speaker 3: down like the sack of patos every single time. It

2008
01:41:21,320 --> 01:41:21,960
Speaker 3: was the worst.

2009
01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:26,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had some serious stuff going on Ethan too,

2010
01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:28,280
Speaker 5: you know. They were like, hey, we got to try

2011
01:41:28,320 --> 01:41:30,120
Speaker 5: to put your arm back on your body.

2012
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:37,240
Speaker 3: Actually it's it's a much chillier story than that. I

2013
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:41,080
Speaker 3: almost lost my thumb due to MRSA from playing a

2014
01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:46,120
Speaker 3: video game. A callous happened, and oh, this guy the story.

2015
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:50,559
Speaker 5: I almost lost my thumb from a video game. I got,

2016
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:53,720
Speaker 5: what the hell do you get MERSA on a game controller?

2017
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:56,080
Speaker 3: Probably best not to ask that question.

2018
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,960
Speaker 5: Fits inside of her, and she did, and then she

2019
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:06,880
Speaker 5: took it out. It was just a regular Tuesday.

2020
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,599
Speaker 3: No they well no, they so they told me, once

2021
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:11,240
Speaker 3: you get it, you have it for life, and that

2022
01:42:11,280 --> 01:42:14,680
Speaker 3: you're more susceptible to it. And a callus developed on

2023
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,360
Speaker 3: the tip of my thumb, and it like the first day,

2024
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:19,200
Speaker 3: it hurt a little bit, and then about the third

2025
01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:20,720
Speaker 3: day it turned black and I was going to third

2026
01:42:20,760 --> 01:42:22,840
Speaker 3: at the hospital and they're like, dude, you're gonna we're

2027
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:24,720
Speaker 3: gonna cut your thumb off, like you should have been

2028
01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:26,400
Speaker 3: here two days ago. What's going on?

2029
01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:29,160
Speaker 5: Which, by the way, Rob, I don't know if you

2030
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:31,160
Speaker 5: know this. That would have been a massive blow to

2031
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:32,599
Speaker 5: Ethan's hitchhiking career.

2032
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:35,000
Speaker 3: Yes, but I had to go out. He would have

2033
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:38,880
Speaker 3: to stand the exact opposite way every time. I don't

2034
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:42,120
Speaker 3: know why people, you keep taking me the wrong way.

2035
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:44,160
Speaker 3: It takes me twice as long to get wherever I

2036
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:47,519
Speaker 3: want to go. Oh no, but you're okay. Now you've

2037
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:48,360
Speaker 3: got both thumbs.

2038
01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:50,800
Speaker 5: You could walk up to somebody and go who has

2039
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:53,320
Speaker 5: two thumbs and wants to get with you tonight? You

2040
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:54,120
Speaker 5: can do that joke.

2041
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:58,599
Speaker 3: Well, I only got one thumb that works, one that works,

2042
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:03,000
Speaker 3: so they saved the thumb. But it doesn't work. Well,

2043
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:05,040
Speaker 3: it's it's damage from getting it cut at the arm.

2044
01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:07,720
Speaker 5: Getting cut off. Oh right, I was gonna say, what

2045
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:10,160
Speaker 5: good is a thumb if you just have it? But

2046
01:43:10,240 --> 01:43:11,280
Speaker 5: it doesn't do anything?

2047
01:43:12,439 --> 01:43:15,240
Speaker 3: Because well, I tell people, God gave you ten chances

2048
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:16,960
Speaker 3: to figure it out, and I'm on like eight or nine.

2049
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:19,719
Speaker 3: So most of my digits aren't working. Huh.

2050
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,600
Speaker 5: All right, Well, as long as the ones that you

2051
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:26,000
Speaker 5: need and use the most are still operating.

2052
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:30,200
Speaker 3: It's only one digit that counts, right, Yes, take my hands,

2053
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:36,479
Speaker 3: Oh boy, all right, Ethan, thank you.

2054
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:39,200
Speaker 5: Thank you. There's Ethan in Rochester, who is an endless

2055
01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:46,719
Speaker 5: font of amazing bizarre stories. Amazing the thumb mercy. Well

2056
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:48,920
Speaker 5: because mrcia like, oh you need is like a little

2057
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:51,880
Speaker 5: cut right. You get it and you're screwed if they don't,

2058
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:55,800
Speaker 5: you know, because it's it can be like antibiotic resistance blah.

2059
01:43:57,080 --> 01:43:59,799
Speaker 5: But he got it from a freaking Xbox controller.

2060
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:04,400
Speaker 3: Something good for him. Yeah, live the life of ten men.

2061
01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:06,719
Speaker 3: He really has.

2062
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:11,639
Speaker 5: He could die tomorrow and he'd have more stories than

2063
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:15,559
Speaker 5: anybody else twice his age. Uh stories to a maze

2064
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:18,679
Speaker 5: and or terrify Rob. But he texted me that fig

2065
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:22,240
Speaker 5: Newtons keep them regular, see as they should.

2066
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:28,439
Speaker 3: Oh God for you, Alan knows keep me regular. Now.

2067
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:31,800
Speaker 5: I would not suspect that the fig Newton company would

2068
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:34,599
Speaker 5: be working that into their advertisements. I think they would

2069
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:37,240
Speaker 5: like to keep it a little jauntier than that. Hey,

2070
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:39,679
Speaker 5: having a hard time getting a turtle head poking out,

2071
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:43,080
Speaker 5: have a couple of fig Newtons, two fig Newtons a

2072
01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:44,360
Speaker 5: day and your regular Yes?

2073
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 3: Perfect.

2074
01:44:46,320 --> 01:44:49,800
Speaker 5: I would buy a whole thing of them. Yeah, well

2075
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:51,280
Speaker 5: Rob gets them in his stocking.

2076
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:52,120
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.

2077
01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 5: Fig Newton's Jesus.

2078
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,360
Speaker 3: I was thinking it as like a Grandma co I

2079
01:44:55,520 --> 01:45:01,719
Speaker 3: like that that might be tools, like why bugles bugles

2080
01:45:01,720 --> 01:45:02,480
Speaker 3: are legit.

2081
01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:04,800
Speaker 5: Though, they're like, what is it America's party hat?

2082
01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put them on you.

2083
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:10,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got the you got claws when you were

2084
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:13,679
Speaker 5: Newton's soft fruit cookie.

2085
01:45:15,439 --> 01:45:16,840
Speaker 3: It's good now anyway? Good?

2086
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, good? What are the other flavors?

2087
01:45:19,479 --> 01:45:24,519
Speaker 3: Though they don't matter? The other flavors don't matter.

2088
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:27,280
Speaker 5: But it's still like a processed cookie. It's not like course,

2089
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:30,120
Speaker 5: whatever health benefit there might be from a fig, it's

2090
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:33,720
Speaker 5: got to be completely squashed in the form of a.

2091
01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:35,120
Speaker 3: As soon as you put cookie in the title. Yeah,

2092
01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:38,200
Speaker 3: it's it's a it's gone, but it's delicious.

2093
01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:43,360
Speaker 5: Invented in eighteen ninety one when nobody knew what cookies were.

2094
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:44,719
Speaker 16: But that.

2095
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:51,000
Speaker 5: I here's why you like it because it's named after Newton, Massachusetts.

2096
01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:56,360
Speaker 3: They over there, kid, fish fools.

2097
01:45:56,160 --> 01:46:05,560
Speaker 5: Got these kind of just as easily been fig amhersts. Yeah,

2098
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:08,240
Speaker 5: fig get me another fig.

2099
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:10,400
Speaker 3: Ammers, Give me another fig amhers. Guy, Those things are

2100
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:15,840
Speaker 3: fantastic though delicious. Dude, you got no idea what a

2101
01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:21,040
Speaker 3: fig lemons that tastes like? Kid? These things a fantastic guy.

2102
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:23,519
Speaker 5: A fig woosta A fig?

2103
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:27,519
Speaker 3: I like that?

2104
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:32,519
Speaker 5: Named after the city in Massachusetts. All right, I didn't

2105
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:35,920
Speaker 5: know that Hey, maybe you're a single person. By the way,

2106
01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:37,559
Speaker 5: this is available in China, but I have to think

2107
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:39,640
Speaker 5: maybe if somebody's working on it, or maybe there is

2108
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:43,840
Speaker 5: already something similar over here, an app that asks you

2109
01:46:43,920 --> 01:46:47,880
Speaker 5: if you're dead. Because people who are single, irrespective of

2110
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:52,000
Speaker 5: any age, you know, we live in a very isolating

2111
01:46:52,080 --> 01:46:57,120
Speaker 5: time and so people who live alone, uh, there is

2112
01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:59,559
Speaker 5: some level of concern, Oh my god, if something happened

2113
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:01,920
Speaker 5: to me, who would know? You know, people who aren't

2114
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:04,439
Speaker 5: getting regular check ins from family or friends or whatever.

2115
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:06,840
Speaker 5: One of the most popular apps right now in China

2116
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:11,040
Speaker 5: is called are You Dead, and it's targeted at younger

2117
01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:15,240
Speaker 5: people that are living by themselves in major metropolitan areas.

2118
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:18,839
Speaker 5: You have to check in every two days to confirm

2119
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:21,280
Speaker 5: you're alive, and if you don't do that, it gives

2120
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:22,160
Speaker 5: you an alert.

2121
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:22,639
Speaker 3: Hey you alive.

2122
01:47:23,120 --> 01:47:26,400
Speaker 5: Yes I am, And if you don't do that, it

2123
01:47:26,439 --> 01:47:29,800
Speaker 5: alerts whatever emergency contact you've put in there. This might

2124
01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:31,559
Speaker 5: be something that's already baked into the cake with a

2125
01:47:31,560 --> 01:47:32,599
Speaker 5: lot of phones people have.

2126
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:33,240
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2127
01:47:33,439 --> 01:47:34,920
Speaker 5: I don't have anything like this on my phone, I

2128
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:37,439
Speaker 5: don't think. But this is the most popular app right

2129
01:47:37,439 --> 01:47:42,240
Speaker 5: now in China. They called a safety companion. A lot

2130
01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:46,120
Speaker 5: of people live alone, more and more people living by themselves,

2131
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:49,320
Speaker 5: and anybody who does live like that, the thought has

2132
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:51,960
Speaker 5: to cross their mind. Hey, especially if you have animals.

2133
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:55,080
Speaker 5: We've talked about this. You die alone, you're gonna get

2134
01:47:55,080 --> 01:47:58,639
Speaker 5: eaten with the quickness, especially if nobody's checking.

2135
01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:00,000
Speaker 3: Up on you.

2136
01:48:01,920 --> 01:48:04,240
Speaker 5: Now, I think if you're truly lonely, the problem is.

2137
01:48:04,280 --> 01:48:06,920
Speaker 5: The only design flaw here is if you're truly lonely,

2138
01:48:07,080 --> 01:48:10,320
Speaker 5: you might not even have an emergency contact. So you

2139
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:12,400
Speaker 5: can put a person's name in there, and then you

2140
01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:13,200
Speaker 5: don't check in.

2141
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,840
Speaker 3: On the app. Who does it go to.

2142
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:21,760
Speaker 5: Everybody's gonna put their mom or you know, because they're

2143
01:48:21,760 --> 01:48:26,599
Speaker 5: targeting younger people, so sensibly people who aren't married yet,

2144
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:31,920
Speaker 5: obviously because you're living alone. And the guy who created

2145
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:34,040
Speaker 5: it is said it cost about one hundred fifty bucks American

2146
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:37,160
Speaker 5: and it's probably gonna make them a billionaire.

2147
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:38,960
Speaker 3: How about that.

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01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:42,559
Speaker 5: I'm making an app to let people know that they're

2149
01:48:42,560 --> 01:48:46,800
Speaker 5: not dead. They tap in every couple days. I mean,

2150
01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:47,479
Speaker 5: it's useful.

2151
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:48,600
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear that.

2152
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:52,320
Speaker 5: No, you associate the meta alert medical alert bracelet whatever

2153
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:54,679
Speaker 5: it is with old people. I've fallen and I can't

2154
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:55,559
Speaker 5: get up that old thing.

2155
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:57,720
Speaker 3: This is a medic.

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01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:01,000
Speaker 5: Alert bracelet life alert for young singles.

2157
01:49:01,479 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 3: I would love to hear that pitch on like Shark Tank. Yeh,

2158
01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:07,280
Speaker 3: there's an app that's gonna tell you if you're dead.

2159
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:11,719
Speaker 3: I gotta invest in this, sold Where do I take

2160
01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:12,320
Speaker 3: my money?

2161
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:16,280
Speaker 5: What you do is you check in every couple days

2162
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:19,840
Speaker 5: and you tell the thing that you're not dead. Uh

2163
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:24,960
Speaker 5: huh go on, and then when you do die, hey

2164
01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:28,320
Speaker 5: and you miss you check in, it will alert someone

2165
01:49:28,320 --> 01:49:29,320
Speaker 5: in your phone that you're dead.

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01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,679
Speaker 3: I'm in. Here's twenty million.

2167
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:35,120
Speaker 5: Now you have to think about the other end, the

2168
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:38,760
Speaker 5: end user situation here, right. Imagine being the person who

2169
01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:43,720
Speaker 5: gets a text that the person's dead. I'm sure it

2170
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:45,880
Speaker 5: says this person did not check in. It probably doesn't

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01:49:45,880 --> 01:49:48,840
Speaker 5: pop right up and go, your son is dead. No,

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01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:54,120
Speaker 5: I was just in Cancun. Jesus Christ. I didn't have roaming. Yeah,

2173
01:49:54,160 --> 01:49:56,360
Speaker 5: I didn't didn't have international.

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01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:02,000
Speaker 3: Well, it's very popular right now, so there might be

2175
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:03,479
Speaker 3: an analog of this over here.

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01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:06,519
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not checking in on death apps,

2177
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:10,719
Speaker 5: but worth looking into if you're a single person living

2178
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:14,120
Speaker 5: by yourself and don't ultimately want to be consumed by

2179
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:17,040
Speaker 5: your pets. But that might be okay too. They say fed,

2180
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:20,400
Speaker 5: they're only much behind. It's the most any of us

2181
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:20,880
Speaker 5: can ask for.

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Speaker 3: The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 12: On one hundred, The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 23: I've been listening to that horsest of yours for months,

2185
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:35,240
Speaker 23: and you can take that crap and blow it out

2186
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:37,599
Speaker 23: your ass, and for good.

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Speaker 9: Measure, just call the Allan Cox Show two one six,

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Speaker 9: five seven eight one double oh seven or one three

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01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:44,880
Speaker 9: four eighty one double oh seven.

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Speaker 3: Three two.

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01:51:00,439 --> 01:51:04,320
Speaker 5: Want to send me a text Alancoxshow dot com for

2192
01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:09,760
Speaker 5: everything else. Cavalier's go one up, one down against the

2193
01:51:09,800 --> 01:51:13,920
Speaker 5: Minnesota Timberwolves uh Thursday and Saturday. They played them in

2194
01:51:13,960 --> 01:51:17,240
Speaker 5: Minneapolis on Thursday night, one thirty two, the loss there,

2195
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,880
Speaker 5: and then they get way over on them on Saturday

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01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:23,200
Speaker 5: one forty six. It's one thirty four. I think that's

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01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:27,040
Speaker 5: the Cave's second highest scoring game all season. We'll see

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Speaker 5: what they do tonight against the Utah Yazz, who are

2199
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,280
Speaker 5: up the street seven o'clock tip off tonight. Jazz calves

2200
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:36,519
Speaker 5: six thirty pre game here on the buzzard, and then

2201
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:39,160
Speaker 5: the Cavs go to Philly for two games in a

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01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:44,360
Speaker 5: row against the Sixers Wednesday and Friday. The elevant here

2203
01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:48,960
Speaker 5: on your FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball, one hundred

2204
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:53,080
Speaker 5: points of have alieumms, and on the iHeartRadio app rob

2205
01:51:53,200 --> 01:52:00,360
Speaker 5: How about those god damn Chicago Bears. Who are you

2206
01:52:00,520 --> 01:52:04,720
Speaker 5: kidding me wrong? I was watching this game. I'm not

2207
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 5: somebody who is overly demonstrative in life, let alone sports,

2208
01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:18,160
Speaker 5: but the Chicago Bear Green Bay Packer rivalry is so ingrained.

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Speaker 3: That I was.

2210
01:52:23,880 --> 01:52:30,960
Speaker 5: Pumping my fist and yelling watching this game. Bears stun

2211
01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:34,479
Speaker 5: the Packers. There were twenty one to three at the half,

2212
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:38,000
Speaker 5: and admittedly I didn't watch it from the beginning. I

2213
01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:39,840
Speaker 5: came in in the second half and I was like,

2214
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:47,400
Speaker 5: no way, they clawed their way back. They have not

2215
01:52:47,520 --> 01:52:51,599
Speaker 5: beat the Packers in the postseason since a week after

2216
01:52:51,720 --> 01:52:58,719
Speaker 5: Pearl Harbor Wrong nineteen forty one. For God's sake and listen,

2217
01:52:58,760 --> 01:53:01,000
Speaker 5: we have to mingle. You know, growing up in ill

2218
01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:04,760
Speaker 5: northern Illinois, you are awash in Packers fans, right. You

2219
01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:09,160
Speaker 5: have a lot of people who move there from Wisconsin

2220
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,760
Speaker 5: and vice versa. A lot of Bears fans up in

2221
01:53:12,240 --> 01:53:16,719
Speaker 5: Wisconsin as well. But a twenty one to three halftime deficit.

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01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:20,519
Speaker 5: That kind of stuff just does not happen, no, if

2223
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:24,840
Speaker 5: you are a Chicago Bears fan. And to see the

2224
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:31,759
Speaker 5: dejected faces of those Green Bay Packers players and fans,

2225
01:53:32,040 --> 01:53:35,880
Speaker 5: it was like a warm, fuzzy blanket all over me.

2226
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,160
Speaker 5: In the wild card playoff.

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01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:41,240
Speaker 3: Game, you see the handshake and soldiers, Oh boy, the

2228
01:53:41,280 --> 01:53:46,240
Speaker 3: coaches what handshake? What? Ben Johnson? There you go. See. Yeah,

2229
01:53:46,479 --> 01:53:50,040
Speaker 3: good job, Matt. Celebrate with my guys. Oh it was

2230
01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:54,800
Speaker 3: so good. Oh man, the that was I would say

2231
01:53:54,800 --> 01:53:59,439
Speaker 3: probably the best game of the weekend. Was great unless

2232
01:53:59,439 --> 01:54:01,439
Speaker 3: you love to fan games, and that Patriot game was

2233
01:54:01,439 --> 01:54:02,120
Speaker 3: the one you love.

2234
01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:04,120
Speaker 5: Well because it's so rare that I have a dog

2235
01:54:04,160 --> 01:54:06,759
Speaker 5: in any of these fights. So to watch that game

2236
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:10,400
Speaker 5: against the Packers and see them come back like that,

2237
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:13,400
Speaker 5: because again in the third or maybe the beginning of

2238
01:54:13,439 --> 01:54:18,160
Speaker 5: the fourth, green Bay scored again, I was like, okay, well,

2239
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:22,640
Speaker 5: but it just it timed out properly. It worked what

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01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:26,160
Speaker 5: you know, the Packers like they dropped on the.

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01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:29,120
Speaker 3: Snap, like, oh it was so yeah. I mean, everything

2242
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:31,200
Speaker 3: everything about it is exactly what you want to do.

2243
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:31,679
Speaker 3: I had.

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01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:36,080
Speaker 5: Oh good, I mean, Bears haven't even won in the

2245
01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:37,960
Speaker 5: playoffs in like fifteen friggin.

2246
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:39,480
Speaker 3: Us the team is sucked for a long time.

2247
01:54:39,520 --> 01:54:44,320
Speaker 5: Yes, so uh yeah.

2248
01:54:44,440 --> 01:54:45,600
Speaker 3: Nineteen forty one.

2249
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:53,200
Speaker 5: They played at Wrigley Field in nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 3: From Wrigleyfielders, it comes sweet. Jim Lalane runs up the middle.

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01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:05,040
Speaker 5: I'll say too.

2252
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:07,960
Speaker 3: Back to now, speaking of running, remember America runs on

2253
01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:12,760
Speaker 3: Bolivar time right when the Bolivar watches.

2254
01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:16,919
Speaker 5: Like an old tiny watch brand Bolivar watches.

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01:55:17,120 --> 01:55:17,720
Speaker 3: I own one.

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01:55:18,640 --> 01:55:19,320
Speaker 5: They still make them.

2257
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:25,240
Speaker 3: No, my grandfather's is my grandfather's watch? Yeah, ancient Bolivar

2258
01:55:25,400 --> 01:55:27,360
Speaker 3: watches the official watch.

2259
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:32,680
Speaker 5: George hallis.

2260
01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:38,000
Speaker 3: Here comes race Scooter MacLean drop kicking for the extra point.

2261
01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:42,040
Speaker 3: When it comes to kicking, nothing's hotter to kick than

2262
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:48,400
Speaker 3: the smooth taste of camel cigarettes. Take it from Joelton,

2263
01:55:48,520 --> 01:55:54,200
Speaker 3: Joe Damaggio, Joan. Nothing Joel loves more after a long

2264
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:56,880
Speaker 3: day than a camel cigarette and a Betty who can

2265
01:55:56,920 --> 01:56:02,440
Speaker 3: take a punch? Chulton's who and whatever you get. That

2266
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:05,840
Speaker 3: was the That was probably the best comeback game. But

2267
01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:07,760
Speaker 3: did you watch the Bills game at all?

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01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:08,480
Speaker 5: I did not.

2269
01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:11,480
Speaker 3: That was couldn't care less about the Buffalo Bill. But

2270
01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:14,520
Speaker 3: the back and forth in that game, twenty eight points scored. Yeah,

2271
01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:18,560
Speaker 3: it was just NonStop scores. It was again for excitement.

2272
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:20,440
Speaker 3: That was the best game of the weekend. But but

2273
01:56:20,440 --> 01:56:23,920
Speaker 3: but as far as like comeback goes and that that Bears.

2274
01:56:23,600 --> 01:56:25,320
Speaker 5: Game was incredible, that was them in Jacksonville.

2275
01:56:25,360 --> 01:56:27,080
Speaker 3: It was them in Jacksonville. Who's the big jack?

2276
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:28,200
Speaker 5: Is it Scooter Reese?

2277
01:56:28,240 --> 01:56:28,920
Speaker 3: Scooter? Yeah?

2278
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:29,880
Speaker 5: So Scott Reese is it?

2279
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:33,200
Speaker 3: Who? I can't call him that, but yes, Scot He

2280
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:36,320
Speaker 3: produces Bill Wil's show over there at TA Yeah.

2281
01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:41,080
Speaker 5: And his car is like Jaggs tire wrap. Right, he's

2282
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:42,200
Speaker 5: a huge not.

2283
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:44,840
Speaker 3: Only is from there season. Yeah, I have no idea,

2284
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:45,240
Speaker 3: but he.

2285
01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:48,040
Speaker 5: Loves the Jacksonville Jaguars, so he must be really.

2286
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:50,680
Speaker 3: Bummed out today. I would imagine the guy's always like.

2287
01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:52,640
Speaker 5: Walking on sunshine when you run into that dude. But

2288
01:56:53,880 --> 01:56:58,160
Speaker 5: this morning, I don't think I made the connection. When

2289
01:56:58,160 --> 01:57:00,800
Speaker 5: I was over there riding this morning and and somebody

2290
01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:03,520
Speaker 5: mentioned the Jags to him, Yeah, I don't think I

2291
01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:05,400
Speaker 5: made that connection that they got knocked out of the way.

2292
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:06,080
Speaker 3: Do you start crying?

2293
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:09,720
Speaker 5: No, No, listen, he's always like a plus you know,

2294
01:57:09,960 --> 01:57:11,080
Speaker 5: demeanor walking around.

2295
01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:14,480
Speaker 3: But I didn't realize that that's who the Bills would be.

2296
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:17,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it came down to a pick. It

2297
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:20,880
Speaker 3: was just you know, last second interceptions, like a minute

2298
01:57:20,960 --> 01:57:21,520
Speaker 3: left in the game.

2299
01:57:22,880 --> 01:57:23,920
Speaker 5: Oh, what are you gonna do?

2300
01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 3: It was a great weekend of football, man, I mean

2301
01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:31,640
Speaker 3: the Eagles fans. I love watching the Eagles lose. Oh man,

2302
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:32,480
Speaker 3: that made my name.

2303
01:57:32,520 --> 01:57:34,360
Speaker 5: And they didn't have to grease up the light poles.

2304
01:57:34,520 --> 01:57:38,440
Speaker 3: No right, no, that's the only benefit. I suppose forty

2305
01:57:38,520 --> 01:57:41,200
Speaker 3: nine Ers over the Eagles. Yeah yeah, and the Patriots

2306
01:57:41,280 --> 01:57:42,760
Speaker 3: was it was an all defensive game. I don't know

2307
01:57:42,760 --> 01:57:44,920
Speaker 3: if you've caught any of that one, but that was. No,

2308
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:47,040
Speaker 3: it's like a like a sixteen to three game or

2309
01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:50,000
Speaker 3: something like that. No final, I'll probably watch tonight because

2310
01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:51,960
Speaker 3: the Steelers are my c team and that's who the

2311
01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:55,800
Speaker 3: Patriots are gonna play. Yeah, so I'll watch that game.

2312
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:58,960
Speaker 3: I want nothing more than the Eagles to lose. I mean,

2313
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:01,000
Speaker 3: excuse me this, well they say to lose. Yeah, oh

2314
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:03,280
Speaker 3: you want the Steelers to lose? Yeah, oh yeah, No,

2315
01:58:03,360 --> 01:58:05,240
Speaker 3: I would like to see them win. Oh no, no, yeah,

2316
01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,600
Speaker 3: no no no, no, no, no no no. I don't

2317
01:58:07,840 --> 01:58:10,120
Speaker 3: for multiple reasons, but I can't stand the Steelers A

2318
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:12,960
Speaker 3: and B. I do not want to see Aaron Rodgers

2319
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:13,960
Speaker 3: win anything ever again.

2320
01:58:14,080 --> 01:58:17,640
Speaker 5: I see so that whole thing him, not necessarily the team, yeah, just.

2321
01:58:18,160 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 3: Everything in general. I guess I'd want to see Houston

2322
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:26,600
Speaker 3: come to Gillette Stadium next week. Yep, it's funny. I was.

2323
01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:30,040
Speaker 3: I was reading buddy of mine posted about being a

2324
01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:32,600
Speaker 3: Patriot fan and how hard it's been for the last

2325
01:58:32,640 --> 01:58:35,640
Speaker 3: five years since you know, boy, you have no idea

2326
01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:37,200
Speaker 3: what it was like. I mean, this is a team

2327
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:39,600
Speaker 3: that hasn't made the playoffs in five years, Like we

2328
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,880
Speaker 3: haven't won a super Bowl since twenty eighteen, Like you

2329
01:58:41,880 --> 01:58:45,240
Speaker 3: don't know, Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, it was just

2330
01:58:45,360 --> 01:58:47,200
Speaker 3: very very funny. But yeah, it's I mean, it was

2331
01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:50,960
Speaker 3: wild to see. But Houston's starting their backup guy tonight.

2332
01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:54,720
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, yeap Gates Mills or whatever, what's

2333
01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:57,000
Speaker 3: his name. It's not going to be it's not going

2334
01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:59,600
Speaker 3: to be. Uh, it's not gonna be a walk in

2335
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:01,839
Speaker 3: the park for either side. I think Houston is favored.

2336
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:04,280
Speaker 3: Yeah they are, because I looked at it was like

2337
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:05,840
Speaker 3: a point and a half or something like. That's almost

2338
01:59:05,840 --> 01:59:07,400
Speaker 3: like a pick them for a for a playoff.

2339
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:07,600
Speaker 9: Game.

2340
01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:09,760
Speaker 3: But yeah, it'll be a good game. It's gonna be I.

2341
01:59:09,680 --> 01:59:13,360
Speaker 5: Mean, I've never really cared about Aaron Rodgers other than

2342
01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:17,000
Speaker 5: when he was, of course helming my the hated Green

2343
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:18,120
Speaker 5: Bay Packers.

2344
01:59:17,720 --> 01:59:20,280
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, I mean I don't know. I just

2345
01:59:20,360 --> 01:59:22,640
Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers is just that guy, you know what I mean.

2346
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:24,960
Speaker 3: He just hens and piss on it.

2347
01:59:25,200 --> 01:59:29,520
Speaker 5: For a while he was making his own toothpaste. Yeah, Woodley,

2348
01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:30,160
Speaker 5: you remember.

2349
01:59:29,880 --> 01:59:31,920
Speaker 3: That, and then he just takes everything about the guy.

2350
01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:33,880
Speaker 3: It's always a dick in there, like he's just I

2351
01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:35,920
Speaker 3: just it's fine, he's fine.

2352
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:38,160
Speaker 5: Well, he just seems I always kind of give guys

2353
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:43,040
Speaker 5: like that kind of a wider berth because he seems dim,

2354
01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:45,960
Speaker 5: Like just as a guy, he doesn't seem right. But

2355
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:48,840
Speaker 5: he's a very good football player, great, and so I'm like,

2356
01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:50,440
Speaker 5: I don't really care what else is going on.

2357
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:51,520
Speaker 3: He doesn't.

2358
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:53,320
Speaker 5: He's always struck me as very, very dim.

2359
01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:56,080
Speaker 3: If I could have it my way, it would have

2360
01:59:56,240 --> 01:59:57,880
Speaker 3: ended with the Jets, you know what I mean, Like

2361
01:59:57,880 --> 02:00:00,640
Speaker 3: that opening play snap your Achilles career or over would

2362
02:00:00,640 --> 02:00:03,400
Speaker 3: have been fine with me for a guy like Aaron Rodgers.

2363
02:00:03,480 --> 02:00:06,040
Speaker 3: But you can't take away anything that he's done in

2364
02:00:06,040 --> 02:00:08,040
Speaker 3: the pag He's a great football player. Listen, he's probably

2365
02:00:08,080 --> 02:00:09,640
Speaker 3: going to figure out a way to win this game tonight.

2366
02:00:09,680 --> 02:00:12,440
Speaker 3: He's a hell of a football player, no doubt about it.

2367
02:00:14,880 --> 02:00:18,040
Speaker 5: Hey, Leslie, Hi, boys and Jess Hi.

2368
02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:23,640
Speaker 4: Two things. Number One, there's something that should be getting delivered,

2369
02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:25,840
Speaker 4: hopefully within the next hour to you guys at the

2370
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:30,000
Speaker 4: station for one click rattler and within the next hour

2371
02:00:30,080 --> 02:00:34,000
Speaker 4: it's five o'clock. Well, I can't help the Amazon is

2372
02:00:34,320 --> 02:00:35,280
Speaker 4: a bunch of ding gongs.

2373
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:39,360
Speaker 3: All right, Well, good luck with it.

2374
02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:41,760
Speaker 5: We'll keep our eyes peeled, Leslie.

2375
02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:43,640
Speaker 4: I was hoping it was going to get there at noon,

2376
02:00:43,680 --> 02:00:45,360
Speaker 4: and then they pushed it back and only two to five,

2377
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:45,800
Speaker 4: and I'm.

2378
02:00:45,680 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 2: Like, god, damn it.

2379
02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:47,640
Speaker 3: Well is it?

2380
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:50,880
Speaker 5: I can't imagine it's time sensitive to today, is it?

2381
02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:52,240
Speaker 10: No?

2382
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:54,080
Speaker 4: But it's time sensitive for the summer.

2383
02:00:54,720 --> 02:00:55,520
Speaker 3: Oh, this summer.

2384
02:00:55,520 --> 02:00:58,160
Speaker 5: Well, then you are way ahead of the game here

2385
02:00:58,280 --> 02:00:58,920
Speaker 5: for this summer.

2386
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:01,320
Speaker 3: No. Oh, you know what it is. Well, I think

2387
02:01:01,320 --> 02:01:03,480
Speaker 3: I just figured it out with a summer comment there. Yeah,

2388
02:01:03,640 --> 02:01:06,680
Speaker 3: summer what she'd been talking to me about forever. She'd

2389
02:01:06,720 --> 02:01:09,640
Speaker 3: been wanting me in hot pants? Yeah?

2390
02:01:09,800 --> 02:01:11,080
Speaker 5: Oh did you send him hot pants?

2391
02:01:11,200 --> 02:01:11,320
Speaker 7: Oh?

2392
02:01:11,360 --> 02:01:13,440
Speaker 5: No, don't they don't tell us, they'll spoil this.

2393
02:01:13,600 --> 02:01:15,800
Speaker 3: I guarantee goodness.

2394
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:23,080
Speaker 4: Model them anyway. No, but you were talking last segment

2395
02:01:23,200 --> 02:01:26,480
Speaker 4: about a passing out while giving blood. I do have

2396
02:01:26,760 --> 02:01:29,840
Speaker 4: what I think is a funny anecdote. So h years

2397
02:01:29,880 --> 02:01:33,240
Speaker 4: ago peek pandemic. I went to go give a friend

2398
02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:35,800
Speaker 4: and elbow bumps goodbye, and it hit.

2399
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:37,960
Speaker 2: My funny bone in just the right way that I

2400
02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:42,320
Speaker 2: had what is called a vasal vagel response short circuits,

2401
02:01:42,480 --> 02:01:43,760
Speaker 2: and it makes you blood.

2402
02:01:43,520 --> 02:01:45,560
Speaker 4: Pressure drop and you pass like a fainting goat.

2403
02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:49,160
Speaker 2: Well, I forgot to tell my husband that I suffer

2404
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:53,440
Speaker 2: from this, and so he witnesses me like, get up, dagger,

2405
02:01:53,520 --> 02:01:57,360
Speaker 2: got I'm fine, pass out And he's like, this joke

2406
02:01:57,480 --> 02:01:59,600
Speaker 2: isn't funny. If you don't get up right now, I'm

2407
02:01:59,680 --> 02:02:02,080
Speaker 2: calling nine. And so I come to.

2408
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:04,440
Speaker 5: I laugh, I giggle, and he's like, what is wrong

2409
02:02:04,560 --> 02:02:04,760
Speaker 5: with you?

2410
02:02:04,920 --> 02:02:07,480
Speaker 4: And I'm like, it's a medical condition. I'm so sorry.

2411
02:02:07,800 --> 02:02:10,200
Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you. A couple of weeks later,

2412
02:02:10,360 --> 02:02:12,080
Speaker 4: we go to go get our shots at the Woolstein

2413
02:02:12,160 --> 02:02:14,560
Speaker 4: Center when it's like the National Guard giving it back,

2414
02:02:14,600 --> 02:02:16,760
Speaker 4: when it was like scary times and people actually gave

2415
02:02:16,800 --> 02:02:17,040
Speaker 4: it up.

2416
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:19,960
Speaker 23: And as the National Guard is coming down, I look

2417
02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:23,120
Speaker 23: at my husband and I go, hey, if I pass

2418
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:25,520
Speaker 23: out because they give me the shot and I have

2419
02:02:25,640 --> 02:02:28,360
Speaker 23: a response, please tell them not to call the ambulance.

2420
02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:29,000
Speaker 4: I'll be fine.

2421
02:02:29,520 --> 02:02:31,640
Speaker 2: And this man has never yelled at me. And he goes,

2422
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:34,200
Speaker 2: why would you tell me that? Right as I'm about

2423
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:34,720
Speaker 2: to get mine.

2424
02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:35,920
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to pass out.

2425
02:02:37,840 --> 02:02:41,400
Speaker 5: Pow Our suggestion was yeah, well, anyway, be.

2426
02:02:41,480 --> 02:02:42,000
Speaker 3: On the lookout.

2427
02:02:42,120 --> 02:02:43,040
Speaker 4: I We'll talk to you guys later.

2428
02:02:43,080 --> 02:02:44,320
Speaker 16: I love you, Bye bye.

2429
02:02:50,000 --> 02:02:51,680
Speaker 5: Rob wears shorts.

2430
02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:55,960
Speaker 3: Rob doesn't wear short shorts. Ye, if you want your

2431
02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:59,680
Speaker 3: legs short shorts down without mixing cuts, just take up

2432
02:02:59,680 --> 02:03:02,040
Speaker 3: the nail and take off the hair.

2433
02:03:08,120 --> 02:03:11,800
Speaker 12: There lotion, cream foam and new lemon spray near for

2434
02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:12,560
Speaker 12: sut shots.

2435
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:15,640
Speaker 3: Lemon spray and much higher opinion of me than I

2436
02:03:15,760 --> 02:03:17,920
Speaker 3: do of myself. For sure. If she thinks I'm gonna

2437
02:03:17,920 --> 02:03:18,560
Speaker 3: put those things in.

2438
02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:21,680
Speaker 5: Well, she knows that you've lost all that weight, She

2439
02:03:21,840 --> 02:03:24,520
Speaker 5: knows now that you're leggy and vivacious. She wants you

2440
02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:26,280
Speaker 5: to show off them running sticks.

2441
02:03:26,360 --> 02:03:26,560
Speaker 10: Rob.

2442
02:03:26,640 --> 02:03:28,320
Speaker 3: She still doesn't have anything to do with showing off

2443
02:03:28,400 --> 02:03:32,040
Speaker 3: my meat and veg She wants those man gams on

2444
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:35,160
Speaker 3: full display. Yeah, the twigg and berries will not be

2445
02:03:35,320 --> 02:03:42,040
Speaker 3: on display all right, Jess wants to see it. I

2446
02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:43,480
Speaker 3: know she sure does not.

2447
02:03:43,600 --> 02:03:45,920
Speaker 5: I can infer from the tone of her laughter that

2448
02:03:46,000 --> 02:03:46,640
Speaker 5: she loves me.

2449
02:03:47,040 --> 02:03:48,760
Speaker 3: I don't want to see that. Come on, you gotta

2450
02:03:48,800 --> 02:03:52,480
Speaker 3: model it. No, I sure don't. Just in the office. No,

2451
02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:53,960
Speaker 3: you know, Rob.

2452
02:03:54,040 --> 02:03:56,920
Speaker 5: I many years ago, I was buck naked for a

2453
02:03:57,120 --> 02:03:59,640
Speaker 5: video that we shot for the Allen Cock Show comedy tour.

2454
02:04:00,160 --> 02:04:04,480
Speaker 5: In front of my colleagues, buck naked. They saw all

2455
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:08,320
Speaker 5: of it, the meats and cheeses, the brain, fruit basket,

2456
02:04:08,680 --> 02:04:11,800
Speaker 5: they caught all of it. I climbed naked out of

2457
02:04:11,840 --> 02:04:15,120
Speaker 5: a trunk and I ran off into the background at

2458
02:04:15,160 --> 02:04:16,840
Speaker 5: top speed with all of them.

2459
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:17,000
Speaker 3: Right.

2460
02:04:17,040 --> 02:04:22,520
Speaker 5: We did a hangover parody. I was buck naked. That's

2461
02:04:22,560 --> 02:04:28,800
Speaker 5: a great story. None of this isattering round understood.

2462
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:31,960
Speaker 3: I hope these show up soon. They might be here

2463
02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:34,160
Speaker 3: time for the summer. I'm gonna lie and say they

2464
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:37,360
Speaker 3: never showed us getting things delivered to this place.

2465
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:44,040
Speaker 5: What's the old axiom? Like a gift not given is

2466
02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:44,560
Speaker 5: a oh?

2467
02:04:44,640 --> 02:04:45,000
Speaker 9: What is it?

2468
02:04:45,240 --> 02:04:47,320
Speaker 5: A gift to not appreciate? It is a gift not

2469
02:04:47,480 --> 02:04:51,360
Speaker 5: given or something not acknowledged as somebody will tell me what.

2470
02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:54,240
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. I acknowledge it. I all of those things.

2471
02:04:54,360 --> 02:04:57,400
Speaker 3: I'm just not going to wear it. I'm sure that

2472
02:04:57,480 --> 02:04:59,880
Speaker 3: that's what it is. You didn't wear them at home

2473
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:00,920
Speaker 3: leisure where.

2474
02:05:01,880 --> 02:05:04,440
Speaker 5: I mean, rob, one of us is going to have

2475
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:05,240
Speaker 5: to wear them.

2476
02:05:05,600 --> 02:05:07,960
Speaker 3: Give them to you. You can wear them, all right,

2477
02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:11,840
Speaker 3: take one for the team. That's my team, right, I got.

2478
02:05:31,920 --> 02:05:36,880
Speaker 3: I also don't. I also don't have an ass, so

2479
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:40,880
Speaker 3: I would look very very silly in these pants I have,

2480
02:05:40,960 --> 02:05:44,240
Speaker 3: assuming they're pants, they could be something else. Uh, but

2481
02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:48,040
Speaker 3: there is no I have Like my back goes to

2482
02:05:48,560 --> 02:05:50,720
Speaker 3: the back of my legs. Guys, yeah, I don't have

2483
02:05:51,280 --> 02:05:52,080
Speaker 3: I don't have an ass.

2484
02:05:53,240 --> 02:05:55,320
Speaker 5: You're a straight lined from the shoulder to the heels.

2485
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:57,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. I mean if I walk like with my

2486
02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:00,640
Speaker 3: my like what where my ass would be sticking out it,

2487
02:06:00,880 --> 02:06:03,360
Speaker 3: I can show like the perception that I might have one,

2488
02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:07,160
Speaker 3: but I don't for that too. Yeah.

2489
02:06:07,200 --> 02:06:07,240
Speaker 11: No.

2490
02:06:07,560 --> 02:06:08,880
Speaker 3: They can create some cheeks.

2491
02:06:09,480 --> 02:06:12,840
Speaker 5: Now is that more off putting than somebody who has

2492
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:16,480
Speaker 5: a really long crack. I've seen somebody who has a

2493
02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:20,520
Speaker 5: I know somebody and they've got a really long crack,

2494
02:06:20,640 --> 02:06:22,960
Speaker 5: meaning it starts high in the back, like it goes

2495
02:06:23,040 --> 02:06:26,600
Speaker 5: halfway up there. Yeah, yeah, that ain't good either, No, no, no,

2496
02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:29,400
Speaker 5: but it also But but I guess we're like old

2497
02:06:29,480 --> 02:06:30,760
Speaker 5: lady bloomers to the beach.

2498
02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:33,600
Speaker 3: But that's relative, I think to the the amount of

2499
02:06:33,640 --> 02:06:35,840
Speaker 3: cakes you got too, Like you're you're gonna have a

2500
02:06:35,880 --> 02:06:38,360
Speaker 3: bigger crack if you have a bigger ass, right, Like

2501
02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:41,640
Speaker 3: if you've got more cheeks, by default, you're gonna have

2502
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:44,760
Speaker 3: a larger crack, because right now mine's just like a

2503
02:06:44,880 --> 02:06:46,080
Speaker 3: line in the middle of my back.

2504
02:06:48,160 --> 02:06:48,360
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2505
02:06:49,880 --> 02:06:52,280
Speaker 5: Well, I guess we'll find out. Wait, so you're not

2506
02:06:52,440 --> 02:06:53,120
Speaker 5: gonna wear those?

2507
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:57,240
Speaker 3: I don't know, we'll see nuts hot nuts.

2508
02:07:01,240 --> 02:07:05,760
Speaker 24: Hot No, I've got nut for sale, one for one

2509
02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:11,520
Speaker 24: and for five, MoMA, that's really sad. Five hot nuff.

2510
02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:13,240
Speaker 14: Now.

2511
02:07:13,320 --> 02:07:15,280
Speaker 5: Leslie is texting me and I know what you're gonna say.

2512
02:07:15,360 --> 02:07:17,280
Speaker 5: But one of her texts it's like she doesn't know

2513
02:07:17,320 --> 02:07:19,600
Speaker 5: you at all. Rob, She goes, he can wear them.

2514
02:07:19,520 --> 02:07:22,280
Speaker 3: For his wife. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what my wife

2515
02:07:22,360 --> 02:07:24,600
Speaker 3: wants to see me walking around the house in hot pants.

2516
02:07:24,840 --> 02:07:27,600
Speaker 5: There's already a Netflix show called Nobody Wants This. Yeah,

2517
02:07:27,600 --> 02:07:29,480
Speaker 5: and that's what Rob the even fart in front of

2518
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:32,000
Speaker 5: his way. No, it's not gonna puff up them hot

2519
02:07:32,040 --> 02:07:32,480
Speaker 5: pants with.

2520
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:35,400
Speaker 3: A Here, honey, look at my small bulge and no

2521
02:07:35,640 --> 02:07:39,240
Speaker 3: ass in these beautiful tiny shorts that Leslie bought me.

2522
02:07:39,360 --> 02:07:39,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2523
02:07:39,960 --> 02:07:46,280
Speaker 5: Look, but again, something about you attracted her to you.

2524
02:07:47,440 --> 02:07:48,720
Speaker 5: She likes what you're packing.

2525
02:07:49,320 --> 02:07:54,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. That's what it was, all right.

2526
02:07:54,600 --> 02:08:00,800
Speaker 5: Well, Leslie's entreaties to you to get this done. I

2527
02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:03,400
Speaker 5: guess we'll find out, right. Package doesn't even hear yet,

2528
02:08:03,480 --> 02:08:03,960
Speaker 5: so to speak.

2529
02:08:04,800 --> 02:08:08,760
Speaker 3: God, sure is all right? She said?

2530
02:08:08,800 --> 02:08:10,640
Speaker 5: They are vetted by her husband.

2531
02:08:11,200 --> 02:08:11,920
Speaker 3: What the hell does that mean?

2532
02:08:12,680 --> 02:08:16,200
Speaker 5: He wants them, she said, not the actual pair, but

2533
02:08:16,280 --> 02:08:18,360
Speaker 5: the brand and the style. Tell him they're vetted by

2534
02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:23,000
Speaker 5: my husband. They're comfortable and you won't slip any sack. Well,

2535
02:08:23,040 --> 02:08:27,120
Speaker 5: you can't gonna say she doesn't know what you're packing.

2536
02:08:27,280 --> 02:08:30,360
Speaker 3: If they're a little loose, you never know. At the side,

2537
02:08:30,400 --> 02:08:33,400
Speaker 3: you never know what's gonna happen. A runaways, testy. You

2538
02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:35,760
Speaker 3: gotta keep them high and tight. Yeah, a kid and

2539
02:08:35,840 --> 02:08:38,680
Speaker 3: play pull them up my teets. That's what I call

2540
02:08:38,760 --> 02:08:48,720
Speaker 3: my junk kid and play. Gonna walk around with these

2541
02:08:48,760 --> 02:08:51,360
Speaker 3: things pulled all the way into my neck. That's the

2542
02:08:51,440 --> 02:08:52,360
Speaker 3: only way they're gonna work.

2543
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:54,920
Speaker 5: Uh huh, and you're really gonna have a twig and

2544
02:08:54,960 --> 02:08:58,560
Speaker 5: berries going? All right? Well, I do like though that

2545
02:08:58,720 --> 02:09:00,800
Speaker 5: Leslie threw no fault of her. You know, she's just

2546
02:09:00,880 --> 02:09:03,280
Speaker 5: having some fun. She's engaging in the show. We do

2547
02:09:03,480 --> 02:09:08,480
Speaker 5: like that she's really not even rising to the level

2548
02:09:08,560 --> 02:09:11,720
Speaker 5: of an existential crisis because you're not considering you know,

2549
02:09:11,760 --> 02:09:12,320
Speaker 5: I don't.

2550
02:09:12,360 --> 02:09:15,920
Speaker 3: I will never say no to anything because I don't

2551
02:09:15,960 --> 02:09:18,600
Speaker 3: know what's going to happen, right, I won't. I can

2552
02:09:18,680 --> 02:09:23,520
Speaker 3: tell you it's not looking good. Right, that's what she said.

2553
02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:27,560
Speaker 3: If I tried them on? Yeah, it's a show proof

2554
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:28,840
Speaker 3: that I tried them on? Or do I just say

2555
02:09:28,880 --> 02:09:32,000
Speaker 3: you tried them on? How do I know proof? Well,

2556
02:09:32,120 --> 02:09:33,040
Speaker 3: nobody wants to see that.

2557
02:09:34,720 --> 02:09:37,240
Speaker 5: I'll leave it to Alan for posterity.

2558
02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:40,200
Speaker 3: Choice. No, it's not Michael. Hey, Allan, you want to

2559
02:09:40,200 --> 02:09:46,280
Speaker 3: see me in some hot pants life here here in

2560
02:09:46,360 --> 02:09:48,680
Speaker 3: the room? I go, yes, absolutely, of course, Sure, did.

2561
02:09:50,160 --> 02:09:53,720
Speaker 5: H in the sin of a picture later? What do

2562
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:58,760
Speaker 5: you think, Ac, it'll be like a very clearly photoshopped picture.

2563
02:09:58,960 --> 02:09:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2564
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:01,040
Speaker 6: I can't tell you.

2565
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:04,280
Speaker 5: Why this thing keeps going, doesn't it?

2566
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:08,040
Speaker 3: I size it went this long? Wow? I knew a

2567
02:10:08,160 --> 02:10:10,720
Speaker 3: lady who was not and quad once you go not

2568
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:11,280
Speaker 3: you go here.

2569
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:15,480
Speaker 5: He really kind of lost the thread there for a minute.

2570
02:10:15,680 --> 02:10:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me about did nothing I had on my

2571
02:10:19,160 --> 02:10:21,200
Speaker 3: something I said about nuts not nuts.

2572
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:23,200
Speaker 10: The Allen Cock.

2573
02:10:23,080 --> 02:10:26,720
Speaker 12: Show on one hundred point ms.

2574
02:10:29,120 --> 02:10:32,400
Speaker 15: Press the yellow button to begin enjoying your Allen What

2575
02:10:32,600 --> 02:10:33,160
Speaker 15: isn't Alan?

2576
02:10:33,560 --> 02:10:37,800
Speaker 5: The Allen Cock Show one seven w mms.

2577
02:10:48,640 --> 02:10:54,040
Speaker 7: His hands and mois mtull of spoonge blistering, start to oose.

2578
02:10:54,520 --> 02:10:58,120
Speaker 7: Why you got to say those things? A see.

2579
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Speaker 3: Deep, this is.

2580
02:11:01,320 --> 02:11:07,440
Speaker 7: Beyond the glen, it is everywhere. I got to see

2581
02:11:07,600 --> 02:11:16,560
Speaker 7: those things. See easy, Stacy.

2582
02:11:16,640 --> 02:11:23,800
Speaker 3: S Daisy easy? Why you got to see those things?

2583
02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:24,440
Speaker 4: Easy?

2584
02:11:26,600 --> 02:11:37,400
Speaker 7: Tasty, easy, easy, easy, Please those scenes just because you can.

2585
02:11:39,080 --> 02:11:41,600
Speaker 5: Little Diddy from Sewan out there in Brooklyn, Rob who

2586
02:11:42,040 --> 02:11:45,320
Speaker 5: took umbrage with me stringing together some gross words I

2587
02:11:45,360 --> 02:11:49,160
Speaker 5: guess some time ago, and sent me a little Joe

2588
02:11:49,280 --> 02:11:54,760
Speaker 5: Lane parody there. Dolly Parton will turn eighty on Monday. Wow,

2589
02:11:55,200 --> 02:11:56,920
Speaker 5: she can't make it be a little cagy though. They

2590
02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:59,000
Speaker 5: do this annual birthday show for her at the Grand

2591
02:11:59,040 --> 02:12:02,680
Speaker 5: Ole Opry, and she's not going to be there. Maybe

2592
02:12:02,720 --> 02:12:07,080
Speaker 5: she's having her Maybe she's having her bolts tightened rop.

2593
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:11,320
Speaker 5: I don't know what they're doing, but Dolly Parton on

2594
02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:14,840
Speaker 5: Monday will be eighty years old, but she is staying

2595
02:12:15,040 --> 02:12:16,200
Speaker 5: somewhat out of the limelight.

2596
02:12:16,960 --> 02:12:19,920
Speaker 3: Well, hey, that grand old Opery family.

2597
02:12:20,080 --> 02:12:22,560
Speaker 21: I just wanted to say how much it means to

2598
02:12:22,720 --> 02:12:25,760
Speaker 21: me that you're all coming together again this year to

2599
02:12:25,920 --> 02:12:30,000
Speaker 21: celebrate my big old birthday with some of my songs.

2600
02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:34,400
Speaker 21: Some of my favorite memories happened right here on stage

2601
02:12:34,520 --> 02:12:36,680
Speaker 21: at the Grand Old up Bring. I wish I could

2602
02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:39,520
Speaker 21: be the in person, but I'll be sending you all

2603
02:12:39,640 --> 02:12:43,000
Speaker 21: my love for sure, so you have the best not ever.

2604
02:12:43,240 --> 02:12:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't say why she's going to be gone,

2605
02:12:46,240 --> 02:12:48,280
Speaker 3: not that she owes an explanation to people. But it

2606
02:12:48,440 --> 02:12:52,440
Speaker 3: is an annual Dolly Parton birthday show. If somebody was

2607
02:12:52,480 --> 02:12:55,240
Speaker 3: going to do an Alan Cox show, if somebody's going

2608
02:12:55,280 --> 02:12:59,520
Speaker 3: to do like an annual Alan Cox's birthday show, I

2609
02:12:59,560 --> 02:13:02,400
Speaker 3: don't know why we don't do that, Rob we should,

2610
02:13:02,520 --> 02:13:02,840
Speaker 3: but no.

2611
02:13:03,120 --> 02:13:04,360
Speaker 5: Because I don't care about my birthday.

2612
02:13:04,400 --> 02:13:07,240
Speaker 3: Mayd he's so good. No. Uh.

2613
02:13:07,720 --> 02:13:10,480
Speaker 5: Nevertheless, she wanted to let everybody know she did take

2614
02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:14,640
Speaker 5: the time to leave people a message. Maybe she is pregnant.

2615
02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:16,840
Speaker 5: You know, we were goofinger on this, yeah a while back.

2616
02:13:16,920 --> 02:13:17,520
Speaker 3: Maybe she is.

2617
02:13:18,120 --> 02:13:20,520
Speaker 5: Maybe she doesn't want people to I know the video

2618
02:13:20,680 --> 02:13:23,920
Speaker 5: had her sitting down, but maybe she's beginning to show

2619
02:13:25,360 --> 02:13:25,880
Speaker 5: it's true.

2620
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, anything's possible.

2621
02:13:28,480 --> 02:13:31,920
Speaker 5: She probably had that stuff removed fifty years ago, right, No, Oh,

2622
02:13:31,960 --> 02:13:33,280
Speaker 5: you don't think so. You think the plumbings all in

2623
02:13:33,320 --> 02:13:33,720
Speaker 5: their story?

2624
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:34,080
Speaker 3: I think so.

2625
02:13:34,280 --> 02:13:36,280
Speaker 5: Oh, Okay, I mean she wasn't gonna use it.

2626
02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:38,920
Speaker 3: I mean she was with the husband forever. Yes, he

2627
02:13:39,000 --> 02:13:41,200
Speaker 3: passed away not long ago. But again she was like

2628
02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:43,560
Speaker 3: she knew she wanted to have kids. Yeah, but maybe

2629
02:13:43,840 --> 02:13:47,960
Speaker 3: maybe he couldn't physically have kids. Maybe she can't physically

2630
02:13:48,080 --> 02:13:48,520
Speaker 3: have kids.

2631
02:13:48,680 --> 02:13:49,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know.

2632
02:13:50,320 --> 02:13:52,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, but don't you just get it all cleaned

2633
02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:53,760
Speaker 3: out if you're not going to use it, I don't know.

2634
02:13:53,880 --> 02:13:55,520
Speaker 3: Do you need to? You don't have to.

2635
02:13:55,720 --> 02:13:58,720
Speaker 5: But the longer it's in there, doesn't it can't potentially

2636
02:13:58,760 --> 02:13:59,880
Speaker 5: cause problems for you.

2637
02:14:00,160 --> 02:14:02,120
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I don't know if by default they're

2638
02:14:02,120 --> 02:14:03,120
Speaker 3: going to just go in and be like, all right,

2639
02:14:03,200 --> 02:14:05,440
Speaker 3: let's get it out. Huh doesn't work, Let's take it out.

2640
02:14:05,600 --> 02:14:08,200
Speaker 3: He might be right, because I think that's a pretty

2641
02:14:08,480 --> 02:14:10,760
Speaker 3: invasive procedure to have a hysterectomy in it.

2642
02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:15,360
Speaker 5: I believe it's a what's that there's the belly button?

2643
02:14:16,520 --> 02:14:17,200
Speaker 5: They can do that?

2644
02:14:17,360 --> 02:14:17,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2645
02:14:17,800 --> 02:14:21,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that the Is that the default way to

2646
02:14:21,040 --> 02:14:21,200
Speaker 5: do it?

2647
02:14:21,320 --> 02:14:23,160
Speaker 3: I think so. I don't know. I just know it's

2648
02:14:24,320 --> 02:14:26,240
Speaker 3: easy procedure. Well, you are a woman.

2649
02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:29,600
Speaker 5: I mean I would think that you'd be most familiar

2650
02:14:29,680 --> 02:14:32,720
Speaker 5: with the situation regarding being of you. You're a mom.

2651
02:14:32,800 --> 02:14:35,000
Speaker 3: I mean, you've had a child. But I don't need

2652
02:14:35,040 --> 02:14:36,600
Speaker 3: a hysterectomy. No, no, no, I know.

2653
02:14:36,680 --> 02:14:38,840
Speaker 5: I'm just saying that, like if any if any of

2654
02:14:38,920 --> 02:14:41,920
Speaker 5: the three of us were hip to hystrect, you would

2655
02:14:41,920 --> 02:14:44,720
Speaker 5: I would assume it would be you. Yeah, I guess

2656
02:14:44,760 --> 02:14:51,400
Speaker 5: you're right, But I think it's the belly button. Well listen,

2657
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:55,000
Speaker 5: I mean, uh, has anyone seen Dolly Parton's belly button?

2658
02:14:57,520 --> 02:15:00,480
Speaker 5: I mean, I can't imagine she has seen it since

2659
02:15:00,520 --> 02:15:03,760
Speaker 5: she was probably twenty seven years old. She there's belly shirt.

2660
02:15:04,280 --> 02:15:05,040
Speaker 3: She ain't seeing it.

2661
02:15:07,720 --> 02:15:11,840
Speaker 5: Hey, our girl, Nicki Glazer hosted the Golden Globes last night.

2662
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:15,040
Speaker 5: I didn't even know that this was a thing until

2663
02:15:15,120 --> 02:15:18,000
Speaker 5: I started seeing her posts some video. She's great. Two

2664
02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:20,920
Speaker 5: years in a row. She's gotten high marks over there.

2665
02:15:21,040 --> 02:15:23,520
Speaker 5: She knocked it out of the park last year, and

2666
02:15:23,600 --> 02:15:26,720
Speaker 5: they were like, we're bringing her back, a worthy successor

2667
02:15:26,800 --> 02:15:29,520
Speaker 5: to Ricky Gervais, who used to host every year, and

2668
02:15:29,600 --> 02:15:30,960
Speaker 5: then I think he got tired of it and they

2669
02:15:30,960 --> 02:15:33,840
Speaker 5: were like, eh, do something new, and so they got

2670
02:15:34,480 --> 02:15:38,440
Speaker 5: Nicki Glazer because she had come off that Tom Brady roast.

2671
02:15:38,720 --> 02:15:40,400
Speaker 5: And again, you know, she's been coming on this show

2672
02:15:40,440 --> 02:15:43,320
Speaker 5: for many years, speaking of Saint Louis. She's a proud

2673
02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:47,480
Speaker 5: Saint Louis native and lovely and very funny. But people

2674
02:15:47,520 --> 02:15:50,920
Speaker 5: who might not have been that familiar with her really

2675
02:15:51,040 --> 02:15:52,840
Speaker 5: took notice of her after the Tom bradiy roast, and

2676
02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:58,000
Speaker 5: so that parlayed into the Golden Globes thing. And you know,

2677
02:15:58,040 --> 02:15:59,960
Speaker 5: you have to stand up there and make fun of celebrities,

2678
02:16:01,560 --> 02:16:03,320
Speaker 5: which as much as they cut to them and they

2679
02:16:03,440 --> 02:16:06,160
Speaker 5: laugh and ha ha ha. You know, she doesn't pull

2680
02:16:06,160 --> 02:16:09,480
Speaker 5: any punches. She's not up there, you know, making jokes

2681
02:16:09,480 --> 02:16:11,720
Speaker 5: anybody else could make. Really, did she go hard? She's

2682
02:16:11,760 --> 02:16:12,920
Speaker 5: writing I thought she did.

2683
02:16:13,160 --> 02:16:15,640
Speaker 3: I didn't catch a second of it and have not

2684
02:16:15,720 --> 02:16:17,120
Speaker 3: watched any of the recap stuff.

2685
02:16:18,360 --> 02:16:22,800
Speaker 25: Good evening and welcome to the eighty third Golden Globes. Yes,

2686
02:16:23,440 --> 02:16:25,560
Speaker 25: the Golden Globes, without a doubt.

2687
02:16:25,440 --> 02:16:28,480
Speaker 3: The most important thing that's happening in the world right now.

2688
02:16:30,040 --> 02:16:32,760
Speaker 18: I cannot believe the amount of star power we have.

2689
02:16:32,879 --> 02:16:34,279
Speaker 3: In this room tonight. It's insane.

2690
02:16:34,320 --> 02:16:37,280
Speaker 25: There's so many A listeners, and by a listeners, I

2691
02:16:37,320 --> 02:16:38,879
Speaker 25: do mean people who are on a list that has

2692
02:16:38,959 --> 02:16:45,480
Speaker 25: been heavily redacted. But and the Golden Globe for Best

2693
02:16:45,640 --> 02:16:51,480
Speaker 25: Editing goes to the Justice Department, and the award for

2694
02:16:51,640 --> 02:16:52,640
Speaker 25: most editing.

2695
02:16:52,520 --> 02:16:54,320
Speaker 5: Goes to CBS News.

2696
02:16:55,400 --> 02:16:58,279
Speaker 3: Yes, CBS News.

2697
02:16:58,160 --> 02:17:01,320
Speaker 25: America's newest place, to BS News.

2698
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:05,439
Speaker 5: I mean, you're in a room full of friendlies.

2699
02:17:05,120 --> 02:17:07,000
Speaker 3: Right, And that's and that's a joke that's been around

2700
02:17:07,080 --> 02:17:09,240
Speaker 3: since christ was an altar boy. I mean that's you know,

2701
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:10,920
Speaker 3: all you see is BS.

2702
02:17:12,200 --> 02:17:16,800
Speaker 25: Come on, Nick Clooney, of course, George Clooney is nominated

2703
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:21,080
Speaker 25: for the movie Ja Kelly Tonight's, where he plays George Clooney.

2704
02:17:21,320 --> 02:17:22,120
Speaker 3: You're so good.

2705
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:25,240
Speaker 25: I've always wanted to ask you this question, and I

2706
02:17:25,360 --> 02:17:27,720
Speaker 25: know this is unprofessional, but I might not get a

2707
02:17:27,800 --> 02:17:28,400
Speaker 25: chance to do it again.

2708
02:17:28,440 --> 02:17:31,440
Speaker 5: So here goes min Espresso has been coming out frout

2709
02:17:31,440 --> 02:17:32,080
Speaker 5: of watery and.

2710
02:17:32,080 --> 02:17:35,240
Speaker 3: I'm wondering is a issue or it might be the silter.

2711
02:17:35,360 --> 02:17:38,320
Speaker 3: Could you troubleshoot it for me later? Thank you so much?

2712
02:17:42,800 --> 02:17:45,320
Speaker 5: Because he lives out there in Lake Como. Actually, this

2713
02:17:45,440 --> 02:17:51,440
Speaker 5: is funny, speaking of Clooney, he got French citizenship. He

2714
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:53,039
Speaker 5: and his wife they live out there in Lake Como

2715
02:17:53,080 --> 02:17:55,400
Speaker 5: in Italy, but they also have a place in France,

2716
02:17:55,440 --> 02:17:56,760
Speaker 5: and I think they might spend a lot of their

2717
02:17:56,800 --> 02:18:01,480
Speaker 5: time there, And so he got dual citizens ship. And

2718
02:18:02,160 --> 02:18:07,320
Speaker 5: his Wikipedia page lists him as an American French actor really,

2719
02:18:07,480 --> 02:18:11,840
Speaker 5: which okay, technically is true. I mean he's from Kentucky.

2720
02:18:12,040 --> 02:18:13,760
Speaker 3: What's a Wikipedia thing too, right.

2721
02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:17,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, so somebody put it in, Yeah you can. But

2722
02:18:17,720 --> 02:18:20,080
Speaker 5: I just thought that was funny that somebody took the

2723
02:18:20,160 --> 02:18:24,760
Speaker 5: time to go in there and describe George Clooney as

2724
02:18:24,879 --> 02:18:31,000
Speaker 5: an American French actor, French American and French actor and filmmaker,

2725
02:18:32,240 --> 02:18:36,640
Speaker 5: receiving numerous accolades. Yeah, I watched that, Jay Kelly, I'm surprised.

2726
02:18:36,959 --> 02:18:38,600
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I was surprised it's getting all

2727
02:18:38,640 --> 02:18:42,680
Speaker 5: these nominations, but then it's Clooney. Yeah, and he doesn't

2728
02:18:42,720 --> 02:18:45,840
Speaker 5: act much anymore. He has said, I mostly want to direct.

2729
02:18:45,879 --> 02:18:46,160
Speaker 3: I don't.

2730
02:18:46,360 --> 02:18:48,520
Speaker 5: I'm getting too old to be in front of the camera.

2731
02:18:49,000 --> 02:18:52,600
Speaker 5: But he does play himself. Basically, was it not good?

2732
02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:53,600
Speaker 3: It was okay.

2733
02:18:53,840 --> 02:18:56,240
Speaker 5: Sandler's in it, and he's real good. I much rather

2734
02:18:56,280 --> 02:18:58,920
Speaker 5: watch Sandler do dramatic stuff because he's so good at it. Well,

2735
02:18:58,959 --> 02:19:00,640
Speaker 5: he plays his agent or something, Yeah, he does, he

2736
02:19:00,720 --> 02:19:01,360
Speaker 5: plays his agent.

2737
02:19:01,440 --> 02:19:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2738
02:19:02,280 --> 02:19:02,440
Speaker 15: Yeah.

2739
02:19:02,520 --> 02:19:08,240
Speaker 5: George Clooney plays this like globally famous actor who's going

2740
02:19:08,360 --> 02:19:11,280
Speaker 5: overseas for this like retrospective of his career, and so

2741
02:19:11,400 --> 02:19:15,320
Speaker 5: he's colliding with like his poor relationship with his kids,

2742
02:19:16,240 --> 02:19:19,000
Speaker 5: a guy that he kind of leapfrogged in acting school,

2743
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:21,119
Speaker 5: and there's all these kind of touch points along the way,

2744
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:27,520
Speaker 5: and Sandler is his longtime, long suffering manager, and he's

2745
02:19:27,560 --> 02:19:30,440
Speaker 5: real good in it. But it's kind of a you know,

2746
02:19:30,640 --> 02:19:33,760
Speaker 5: it's a fluffy film. It's a Netflix moved. It's fine

2747
02:19:34,760 --> 02:19:36,440
Speaker 5: if you like all those people that are in it.

2748
02:19:36,600 --> 02:19:39,279
Speaker 5: It's a comedy, it's a fine way to spend ninety minutes.

2749
02:19:40,600 --> 02:19:43,600
Speaker 5: It's I think it's more supposed to be kind of

2750
02:19:43,720 --> 02:19:47,160
Speaker 5: like a not a tear jerker, but it's a guy

2751
02:19:47,360 --> 02:19:50,119
Speaker 5: like looking over his life and the choices he made

2752
02:19:50,240 --> 02:19:52,600
Speaker 5: to become a famous actor, and there's a lot of

2753
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:56,000
Speaker 5: flashbacks in it. I think it's what's his name directed it.

2754
02:19:56,120 --> 02:19:59,920
Speaker 5: I don't Noah Bombach, okay, because greteg Gerwig is a

2755
02:20:00,040 --> 02:20:02,400
Speaker 5: real life wife and she plays Sandler's wife in it.

2756
02:20:02,520 --> 02:20:06,040
Speaker 5: And anyway, it's getting a lot of nominations. I was

2757
02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:08,360
Speaker 5: just kind of surprised because I didn't think anybody watched it,

2758
02:20:08,560 --> 02:20:10,840
Speaker 5: and then I remembered, oh, right, that has nothing to

2759
02:20:10,879 --> 02:20:13,600
Speaker 5: do with nominations, right, Whether or not people have seen

2760
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:14,000
Speaker 5: the film.

2761
02:20:14,240 --> 02:20:18,039
Speaker 25: Kevin Hart is here The Rocks plus one Half Love You, Kevin.

2762
02:20:19,000 --> 02:20:22,000
Speaker 25: Kevin is obviously nominated for his hilarious stand up special Tonight.

2763
02:20:22,040 --> 02:20:24,200
Speaker 25: I love you so much, Kevin. You're so funny, and

2764
02:20:24,320 --> 02:20:27,120
Speaker 25: you and the Rock together are like my favorite comedy duo.

2765
02:20:27,320 --> 02:20:30,040
Speaker 25: I just you're like a Steve Martin and Martin Schwark.

2766
02:20:30,080 --> 02:20:32,200
Speaker 25: But for like people under fifty IQ, you know.

2767
02:20:32,200 --> 02:20:37,720
Speaker 3: What I mean, Like, we need movies too, two moms

2768
02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:44,160
Speaker 3: next level was it. I'm just saying, See, she made

2769
02:20:44,200 --> 02:20:47,160
Speaker 3: that joke work because she said we need people, yes,

2770
02:20:47,320 --> 02:20:50,440
Speaker 3: the fifty IQ thing, right, we need movies too.

2771
02:20:51,879 --> 02:20:54,960
Speaker 25: Leonardo Dicapri is here for one man but after another

2772
02:20:55,720 --> 02:20:58,720
Speaker 25: what a career you've had, I mean countless iconic performances,

2773
02:20:58,959 --> 02:21:02,400
Speaker 25: You've worked with every great director, You've won three Golden

2774
02:21:02,400 --> 02:21:05,200
Speaker 25: Globes and Oscar and the most impressive thing is that

2775
02:21:05,240 --> 02:21:06,920
Speaker 25: you were able to accomplish all of that before your

2776
02:21:06,959 --> 02:21:07,840
Speaker 25: girlfriend turned thirty.

2777
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:09,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just insane.

2778
02:21:10,560 --> 02:21:11,720
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I made that joke.

2779
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:13,920
Speaker 3: It's cheap, you know what. I tried not to.

2780
02:21:14,120 --> 02:21:16,800
Speaker 5: But like, we don't know anything else about you, man.

2781
02:21:16,800 --> 02:21:20,560
Speaker 3: Like there's nothing else but open up. I searched.

2782
02:21:20,720 --> 02:21:23,000
Speaker 25: The most in depth interview you've ever given was in

2783
02:21:23,080 --> 02:21:25,119
Speaker 25: Teenbeat magazine in nineteen ninety one.

2784
02:21:26,120 --> 02:21:27,600
Speaker 3: Is your favorite food still pasta?

2785
02:21:27,760 --> 02:21:32,800
Speaker 5: Pasta and more pasta? Look, that's real, Yeah, it's real.

2786
02:21:33,120 --> 02:21:35,240
Speaker 5: You don't know much about DiCaprio. It's why everybody goes

2787
02:21:35,240 --> 02:21:38,720
Speaker 5: to the young girlfriend. Well, not like that's a bad well,

2788
02:21:38,840 --> 02:21:41,480
Speaker 5: by the way, you're a Hollywood actor, But you got

2789
02:21:41,600 --> 02:21:44,520
Speaker 5: to give it up for DiCaprio for the sole fact

2790
02:21:44,600 --> 02:21:48,280
Speaker 5: that he has never changed the way he's looked. He

2791
02:21:48,440 --> 02:21:51,920
Speaker 5: hasn't like shit that I can recall. Yeah, they give

2792
02:21:52,000 --> 02:21:54,640
Speaker 5: him a you know, ponytail wig for this new movie.

2793
02:21:54,760 --> 02:21:55,840
Speaker 3: But what was the new movie called?

2794
02:21:56,840 --> 02:21:59,520
Speaker 5: One Trouble Left one battle after another.

2795
02:21:59,560 --> 02:22:01,400
Speaker 3: Did you see No? I heard it was good.

2796
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:03,600
Speaker 5: Buddy of mine texted me over the weekend. My best

2797
02:22:03,640 --> 02:22:05,200
Speaker 5: friend lives out in LA and he goes, have you

2798
02:22:05,320 --> 02:22:08,119
Speaker 5: watched the new DiCaprio and go no, it's not top priority,

2799
02:22:08,160 --> 02:22:09,440
Speaker 5: but I do want to go see it. He goes,

2800
02:22:09,520 --> 02:22:11,760
Speaker 5: let me know when you watch it, and I'm like,

2801
02:22:12,160 --> 02:22:15,640
Speaker 5: yay or nay, and he goes, I thought it sucked, really,

2802
02:22:16,000 --> 02:22:17,360
Speaker 5: but he goes, but I want to hear your take

2803
02:22:17,400 --> 02:22:18,920
Speaker 5: on I'm like, all right, so I have that on

2804
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:22,360
Speaker 5: my to do list for my buddy. Nicki Glazer made

2805
02:22:22,400 --> 02:22:23,480
Speaker 5: fun of Sean Penn.

2806
02:22:26,360 --> 02:22:29,840
Speaker 3: Sawn Penn is also here. Kai Sean, I love you, Sean.

2807
02:22:29,920 --> 02:22:30,800
Speaker 3: You're such an original.

2808
02:22:30,959 --> 02:22:34,039
Speaker 25: You know, everyone in this town is obsessed with looking younger. Meanwhile,

2809
02:22:34,080 --> 02:22:36,120
Speaker 25: Sewan Pen is like, what if I slowly morph into

2810
02:22:36,120 --> 02:22:37,640
Speaker 25: a sexy leather handbag and I.

2811
02:22:37,680 --> 02:22:41,200
Speaker 3: Feel like it's hot? It's good.

2812
02:22:42,400 --> 02:22:43,520
Speaker 5: Not only such an.

2813
02:22:43,440 --> 02:22:46,640
Speaker 25: Amazing actor, but you're such a devoted humanitarian. I mean,

2814
02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:48,879
Speaker 25: I feel like a lot of actors talk the talk,

2815
02:22:48,959 --> 02:22:50,840
Speaker 25: but Shawn pen will actually go to the places in

2816
02:22:50,920 --> 02:22:53,200
Speaker 25: the world that need help the most, and he will

2817
02:22:53,320 --> 02:22:54,119
Speaker 25: do cocaine there.

2818
02:22:54,200 --> 02:22:56,320
Speaker 3: And I feel like we don't celebrate that at all.

2819
02:22:57,760 --> 02:22:59,480
Speaker 25: And Sean, I did get permission to tell that joke

2820
02:22:59,520 --> 02:23:01,959
Speaker 25: from your two best friends, Charlie Sheen and El Choppo,

2821
02:23:02,160 --> 02:23:05,440
Speaker 25: so they say, HI, blame it on that Charlie Sheen

2822
02:23:05,520 --> 02:23:06,160
Speaker 25: and El Choppo.

2823
02:23:06,280 --> 02:23:07,800
Speaker 5: He is super tight with Charlie Sheen. If you watched

2824
02:23:07,800 --> 02:23:09,760
Speaker 5: that Charlie Sheen documentary, is a lot of Sean Penn

2825
02:23:09,840 --> 02:23:13,400
Speaker 5: in there. But again I didn't watch this. Some only

2826
02:23:13,400 --> 02:23:15,600
Speaker 5: playing these clips for you. But see I could see

2827
02:23:15,640 --> 02:23:17,880
Speaker 5: him being the one person that got pissed off. That's

2828
02:23:17,920 --> 02:23:19,560
Speaker 5: what I was gonna say. He doesn't strike me as

2829
02:23:19,560 --> 02:23:22,039
Speaker 5: a guy who has a huge sense of humor about himself.

2830
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:24,400
Speaker 5: Maybe he has, maybe he's mellowed a little bit with age.

2831
02:23:24,560 --> 02:23:26,440
Speaker 3: But he just he's the guy that takes in the day.

2832
02:23:26,520 --> 02:23:29,520
Speaker 3: He certain seriously did not have any chill. He's in

2833
02:23:29,600 --> 02:23:31,800
Speaker 3: that DiCaprio movie too, isn't he? Oh? I don't know.

2834
02:23:33,080 --> 02:23:35,120
Speaker 3: Maybe I feel like he's in that or he has

2835
02:23:35,200 --> 02:23:35,920
Speaker 3: something to do with it.

2836
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:39,800
Speaker 25: Timothy shalom is here for Marty Supreme.

2837
02:23:41,440 --> 02:23:42,039
Speaker 3: This is interesting.

2838
02:23:42,120 --> 02:23:43,920
Speaker 25: A lot of people know this, but Timothy Shalomey is

2839
02:23:43,959 --> 02:23:45,840
Speaker 25: the first actor in history to have to put on

2840
02:23:45,959 --> 02:23:47,520
Speaker 25: Muscle for a movie about ping pong.

2841
02:23:47,680 --> 02:23:51,120
Speaker 3: This is true. He gave over sixty ounces.

2842
02:23:51,160 --> 02:23:51,800
Speaker 5: It's insane.

2843
02:23:52,920 --> 02:23:56,120
Speaker 25: And lastly, Steve Martin and Martin short he proving to

2844
02:23:56,240 --> 02:23:59,120
Speaker 25: us that in this industry, you are never ever too

2845
02:23:59,240 --> 02:24:00,560
Speaker 25: old to still need money.

2846
02:24:02,640 --> 02:24:05,800
Speaker 3: AnyWho, Nicki Glizer doing a fine job, says Sean Penn

2847
02:24:05,920 --> 02:24:09,120
Speaker 3: was smoking at his table. Well, yeah, like during the

2848
02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:10,160
Speaker 3: Golden Globes smoking.

2849
02:24:10,360 --> 02:24:12,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, where they can tell him put it out what

2850
02:24:12,720 --> 02:24:13,360
Speaker 5: you would think.

2851
02:24:13,280 --> 02:24:16,680
Speaker 3: Right, Sean Penn? They just give him an ashtray? Yeah,

2852
02:24:16,920 --> 02:24:17,800
Speaker 3: what a douche.

2853
02:24:18,240 --> 02:24:21,040
Speaker 5: Now, one actor who was not at the Golden Globe

2854
02:24:21,080 --> 02:24:25,440
Speaker 5: ceremony but nevertheless was in the news is Daniel Stern.

2855
02:24:25,520 --> 02:24:31,520
Speaker 5: Whoopsie now Stern? Who is on this show? May of

2856
02:24:31,640 --> 02:24:36,600
Speaker 5: twenty twenty four, I had Daniel Stern on accomplished actor.

2857
02:24:37,480 --> 02:24:39,360
Speaker 5: A lot of people think of him as one of

2858
02:24:39,400 --> 02:24:43,840
Speaker 5: the wet bandits, he and Peshi from Home Alone. Yeah,

2859
02:24:44,040 --> 02:24:46,160
Speaker 5: and of course wet bandits one of the jokes they're

2860
02:24:46,160 --> 02:24:48,920
Speaker 5: making about him now that he got put picked up

2861
02:24:48,959 --> 02:24:52,560
Speaker 5: for soliciting a prostitute in Los Angeles.

2862
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:52,840
Speaker 3: Huh.

2863
02:24:52,920 --> 02:24:54,800
Speaker 5: This was him when I had him on talking about

2864
02:24:55,040 --> 02:24:56,840
Speaker 5: he was pimping a book that he had written.

2865
02:24:56,920 --> 02:24:59,400
Speaker 10: There's nothing more important, is there than to make sure

2866
02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:02,480
Speaker 10: that kids go out into the world feeling as strong

2867
02:25:02,600 --> 02:25:06,200
Speaker 10: and good about themselves and ready to contribute. When I

2868
02:25:06,280 --> 02:25:08,120
Speaker 10: told my mom, I'm going to make it into a book,

2869
02:25:08,480 --> 02:25:10,520
Speaker 10: the first line of my book is you're going to

2870
02:25:10,560 --> 02:25:12,920
Speaker 10: write a book. Can't even read a book. Why do

2871
02:25:13,000 --> 02:25:14,840
Speaker 10: you think you're so important that people want to hear

2872
02:25:14,959 --> 02:25:17,280
Speaker 10: your story? I'm like, okay, thanks mom.

2873
02:25:17,440 --> 02:25:20,240
Speaker 3: No, nobody will ever kick you in the balls harder

2874
02:25:20,280 --> 02:25:21,360
Speaker 3: than the people who raised you.

2875
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:22,520
Speaker 26: Exactly, you know.

2876
02:25:22,720 --> 02:25:25,600
Speaker 10: And that's another lesson in there, because I didn't let

2877
02:25:25,640 --> 02:25:26,240
Speaker 10: that stop me.

2878
02:25:26,440 --> 02:25:27,560
Speaker 5: That didn't let him stop him.

2879
02:25:27,640 --> 02:25:27,879
Speaker 3: Robin.

2880
02:25:27,959 --> 02:25:31,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, his book is called Home and Alone, and it

2881
02:25:32,040 --> 02:25:34,920
Speaker 5: turns out that maybe he should not have been Home

2882
02:25:35,080 --> 02:25:38,000
Speaker 5: and Alone right, because they picked him up for trying

2883
02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:38,760
Speaker 5: to pick up a hooker.

2884
02:25:39,240 --> 02:25:43,040
Speaker 3: And he's been like slowly Murphy morphing into like looking

2885
02:25:43,120 --> 02:25:45,400
Speaker 3: like Shakespeare for the last ten years too. Like he

2886
02:25:45,480 --> 02:25:47,240
Speaker 3: gets that long white beard now.

2887
02:25:48,520 --> 02:25:52,920
Speaker 5: It was very unkempt. Yeah, there's a photo of Daniel Stern.

2888
02:25:53,160 --> 02:25:54,840
Speaker 5: Shakespeare is a great.

2889
02:25:56,879 --> 02:26:01,840
Speaker 3: Write. Daniel sterned the Bard looking for a prostitute.

2890
02:26:02,080 --> 02:26:07,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, I need to score with a Hookah, I needed

2891
02:26:07,760 --> 02:26:14,640
Speaker 13: to nut, I needeth to nut.

2892
02:26:19,959 --> 02:26:26,520
Speaker 3: What's now? Rock off? Nine balls? But was he on

2893
02:26:26,640 --> 02:26:30,000
Speaker 3: like a street corner or something. He got busted in

2894
02:26:30,240 --> 02:26:35,040
Speaker 3: came Rio, California after cops said he was trying to

2895
02:26:35,080 --> 02:26:36,360
Speaker 3: pick up some hired help.

2896
02:26:38,000 --> 02:26:39,640
Speaker 5: Jesus, how about that.

2897
02:26:40,959 --> 02:26:50,920
Speaker 3: I'm one of the wet bandits literally Daniel Stern Shakespeare. Yeah,

2898
02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:56,480
Speaker 3: that's what he looks like. Right, Yeah, I'm gonna need

2899
02:26:56,520 --> 02:26:58,440
Speaker 3: a little bit of help down there. You might not

2900
02:26:58,600 --> 02:26:59,360
Speaker 3: have heard, but I.

2901
02:27:00,879 --> 02:27:03,480
Speaker 5: Took an iron of the face and I stepped on

2902
02:27:03,640 --> 02:27:04,800
Speaker 5: some shattered ornaments.

2903
02:27:05,080 --> 02:27:06,480
Speaker 3: The last time you got hit in the face with

2904
02:27:06,560 --> 02:27:07,560
Speaker 3: a paint can? Yeah.

2905
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:12,480
Speaker 5: He was sited at a hotel in Camarillo, California.

2906
02:27:14,320 --> 02:27:16,920
Speaker 3: Police tell us he wasn't booked. He was just given

2907
02:27:17,000 --> 02:27:20,760
Speaker 3: a ticket. So there's no mugshot.

2908
02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:23,840
Speaker 17: Well like what what?

2909
02:27:24,360 --> 02:27:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? How does that make sense?

2910
02:27:25,480 --> 02:27:31,480
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know, but that's embarrassing, say

2911
02:27:31,520 --> 02:27:31,920
Speaker 5: the least.

2912
02:27:32,440 --> 02:27:35,000
Speaker 3: But but how do you get that's that's a felony,

2913
02:27:35,080 --> 02:27:36,720
Speaker 3: isn't it? Like people get arrested for that all the

2914
02:27:36,760 --> 02:27:37,960
Speaker 3: time and they're on the news. So how does this

2915
02:27:38,040 --> 02:27:39,040
Speaker 3: guy just get a ticket for it?

2916
02:27:39,160 --> 02:27:39,520
Speaker 5: Don't know?

2917
02:27:39,720 --> 02:27:41,400
Speaker 3: See it's got it. There's gotta be more to it.

2918
02:27:42,920 --> 02:27:43,640
Speaker 3: I do not know.

2919
02:27:46,080 --> 02:27:48,840
Speaker 5: Soliciting a prostitute in California at a hotel.

2920
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:53,640
Speaker 3: Hm, maybe it's maybe it wasn't a cop, Maybe it was.

2921
02:27:54,640 --> 02:28:00,480
Speaker 3: I don't know, observed, don't know, but uh yeah, that's

2922
02:28:00,520 --> 02:28:02,000
Speaker 3: an embarrassing thing for sure.

2923
02:28:02,680 --> 02:28:05,640
Speaker 5: Sixty eight years old. I remembered a long time. One

2924
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:08,199
Speaker 5: year earlier, there's some sperm news because.

2925
02:28:13,480 --> 02:28:20,039
Speaker 12: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven, call

2926
02:28:20,160 --> 02:28:21,160
Speaker 12: the Alan Cox Show.

2927
02:28:21,320 --> 02:28:23,960
Speaker 3: Because he's my best friend, he's my pow, he's my homeboy,

2928
02:28:24,160 --> 02:28:27,200
Speaker 3: my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time

2929
02:28:27,280 --> 02:28:28,360
Speaker 3: by two.

2930
02:28:28,240 --> 02:28:30,480
Speaker 9: One six five seven eight one double oh seven or

2931
02:28:30,600 --> 02:28:32,800
Speaker 9: one three four eighty one double oh seven.

2932
02:28:45,680 --> 02:28:48,959
Speaker 3: I knew our listeners who had had issues with hookers

2933
02:28:49,000 --> 02:28:50,360
Speaker 3: would fill in the gaps.

2934
02:28:50,480 --> 02:28:53,560
Speaker 5: If you'll pardon the fund, I'll be giving a ticket.

2935
02:28:53,600 --> 02:28:56,720
Speaker 5: Because there was no money exchange, But he said, is

2936
02:28:56,760 --> 02:28:57,560
Speaker 5: this chattinger up?

2937
02:28:57,959 --> 02:29:01,920
Speaker 3: I thought that was that was into itself. The problem

2938
02:29:02,000 --> 02:29:05,040
Speaker 3: like if you say, hey, fifty bucks or whatever, I

2939
02:29:05,240 --> 02:29:07,959
Speaker 3: think money has to exchange hands. Oh so you actually

2940
02:29:08,040 --> 02:29:08,959
Speaker 3: have to hand the doe over?

2941
02:29:09,120 --> 02:29:11,000
Speaker 5: Think so, yes, And as soon as you do that

2942
02:29:13,000 --> 02:29:16,920
Speaker 5: it's solicitation, because before that you're just chatting. Can you

2943
02:29:17,120 --> 02:29:21,520
Speaker 5: Venmo a hooker? I have to imagine you can right

2944
02:29:22,120 --> 02:29:28,600
Speaker 5: scan the QR cote on her back, Venmo. Anybody Sean

2945
02:29:28,720 --> 02:29:34,320
Speaker 5: pen is the best part of that DiCaprio movie. Somebody says, Okay, oh, yeah,

2946
02:29:34,360 --> 02:29:37,240
Speaker 5: I do remember that now, just a trailer or something.

2947
02:29:37,480 --> 02:29:39,920
Speaker 5: He's like real clean cut, right, like he's a military

2948
02:29:40,000 --> 02:29:40,760
Speaker 5: dude or something.

2949
02:29:41,080 --> 02:29:41,520
Speaker 3: What was that.

2950
02:29:43,920 --> 02:29:45,040
Speaker 5: The DiCaprio movie?

2951
02:29:45,160 --> 02:29:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, which the new one? Yeah, oh okay, that's I

2952
02:29:48,240 --> 02:29:50,080
Speaker 3: didn't hear. I missed it. You said there, oh Seawan Pan.

2953
02:29:50,160 --> 02:29:51,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. Somebody texted me and said that Sean Penn is

2954
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:53,800
Speaker 5: the best part of that movie, and I didn't. I

2955
02:29:53,879 --> 02:29:55,840
Speaker 5: haven't seen the movie, and I didn't remember him being

2956
02:29:55,879 --> 02:29:57,880
Speaker 5: a part of it. But then I remembered, as this

2957
02:29:58,040 --> 02:30:01,040
Speaker 5: person texted, there were cps going around or he's in

2958
02:30:01,080 --> 02:30:03,920
Speaker 5: the trailer or something for the film, and he's like

2959
02:30:03,959 --> 02:30:11,000
Speaker 5: a clean cut military guy or something. Allan, if you

2960
02:30:11,080 --> 02:30:17,560
Speaker 5: had given Daniel Stern your recipe for Big Hawk, maybe

2961
02:30:17,600 --> 02:30:20,360
Speaker 5: he wouldn't have solicited that prostitute. I get what you're doing,

2962
02:30:21,120 --> 02:30:25,800
Speaker 5: but it's disrespectful to the culinary tendencies of my family

2963
02:30:27,000 --> 02:30:29,000
Speaker 5: as a young man. I think that re ran over

2964
02:30:29,080 --> 02:30:32,400
Speaker 5: the break. Oh yeah, in the sum Up Show, and

2965
02:30:32,480 --> 02:30:35,840
Speaker 5: I was talking about how my mom and dad. You know,

2966
02:30:36,280 --> 02:30:37,920
Speaker 5: my dad's from the South, and so he would prepare

2967
02:30:37,959 --> 02:30:40,560
Speaker 5: that kind of food. He always had a big hawk going.

2968
02:30:41,000 --> 02:30:43,000
Speaker 5: Was the hamhawk recipe? Big Hawk?

2969
02:30:43,240 --> 02:30:47,800
Speaker 3: Yes? Hey, Dick, Hey, what's up, buddy?

2970
02:30:48,280 --> 02:30:51,359
Speaker 26: Have these guys been watching the playoffs? Much of the playoffs?

2971
02:30:51,480 --> 02:30:52,280
Speaker 3: No? The playoffs on?

2972
02:30:53,240 --> 02:30:56,720
Speaker 5: I mean I watched. I watched my Chicago Bears come

2973
02:30:56,800 --> 02:30:59,760
Speaker 5: back from a twenty one to three halftime deficit. Dick,

2974
02:31:00,080 --> 02:31:02,000
Speaker 5: if that's what you're talking about.

2975
02:31:03,280 --> 02:31:07,400
Speaker 26: Yeah, No, I thought they had lost and then uh,

2976
02:31:07,800 --> 02:31:11,760
Speaker 26: the one like San Francisco and who wasn't that was

2977
02:31:11,840 --> 02:31:15,360
Speaker 26: a close game. But I'm trying to think Buffalo. I

2978
02:31:15,760 --> 02:31:19,039
Speaker 26: was watching Buffalo and I knew Josh Allen was gonna

2979
02:31:20,120 --> 02:31:23,959
Speaker 26: make it through there. I'd like to see the Bills

2980
02:31:24,200 --> 02:31:29,280
Speaker 26: and the Steelers in the Super Bowl. That'd be kind

2981
02:31:29,320 --> 02:31:30,280
Speaker 26: of neat, don't you think.

2982
02:31:30,920 --> 02:31:31,920
Speaker 3: I don't think that can happen.

2983
02:31:32,520 --> 02:31:33,160
Speaker 5: No, I don't think.

2984
02:31:34,480 --> 02:31:36,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think the Bills are going to play

2985
02:31:36,280 --> 02:31:38,360
Speaker 3: the Steelers in the Super Bowl. It'd be for the

2986
02:31:38,440 --> 02:31:40,520
Speaker 3: AFC championship. You mean the conference game?

2987
02:31:42,160 --> 02:31:43,000
Speaker 6: Huh huh.

2988
02:31:43,560 --> 02:31:44,320
Speaker 4: I don't know, but.

2989
02:31:45,840 --> 02:31:48,280
Speaker 26: I'm just thinking of how how would they doing on

2990
02:31:48,440 --> 02:31:49,240
Speaker 26: the coaches with the.

2991
02:31:49,280 --> 02:31:51,800
Speaker 5: Browns, like Dick you know that, you know, you know

2992
02:31:51,879 --> 02:31:53,800
Speaker 5: the super Bowl is ever going to be Brown's Ravens,

2993
02:31:53,920 --> 02:31:56,000
Speaker 5: right right right.

2994
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:02,880
Speaker 26: I'm just you think we'll get somebody good for the

2995
02:32:02,959 --> 02:32:03,800
Speaker 26: Browns this year?

2996
02:32:04,080 --> 02:32:08,240
Speaker 3: I do, yeah, Yeah, I do think it's good. Yeah,

2997
02:32:08,280 --> 02:32:11,080
Speaker 3: I think I think there's plenty of good names out there.

2998
02:32:11,959 --> 02:32:13,320
Speaker 3: Who do you think is leave away? Who do you

2999
02:32:13,360 --> 02:32:14,400
Speaker 3: think is going to be the next coach.

3000
02:32:15,920 --> 02:32:19,320
Speaker 26: I'd like to see Given Schwart, you know, Schwartz, Schwartz,

3001
02:32:20,000 --> 02:32:22,560
Speaker 26: I'd like to see him be But I know they're

3002
02:32:22,600 --> 02:32:25,960
Speaker 26: going for I'm not going to go for hardball. I

3003
02:32:26,400 --> 02:32:27,160
Speaker 26: can't believe that.

3004
02:32:27,840 --> 02:32:32,920
Speaker 3: I think I think they might. I think they might really, Yeah,

3005
02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:37,879
Speaker 3: why not? Their money's green, right, yeah, money's green.

3006
02:32:38,200 --> 02:32:38,800
Speaker 26: Money's green.

3007
02:32:38,959 --> 02:32:39,119
Speaker 9: Oh.

3008
02:32:39,160 --> 02:32:43,080
Speaker 26: I wanted to tell you they had ah, they didn't

3009
02:32:43,160 --> 02:32:45,680
Speaker 26: have a guy that he had to flu And I

3010
02:32:45,800 --> 02:32:48,520
Speaker 26: got to play up here today and it was good.

3011
02:32:48,600 --> 02:32:50,600
Speaker 26: There was a little guy. He had a geuitar. So

3012
02:32:51,040 --> 02:32:54,600
Speaker 26: I entertained the group a lot of folk songs and stuff,

3013
02:32:54,720 --> 02:32:58,560
Speaker 26: and I was playing my uku Lelely band Joe today.

3014
02:32:58,680 --> 02:33:10,360
Speaker 26: How about that was good? Pretty good? So yep, what

3015
02:33:10,480 --> 02:33:22,400
Speaker 26: are you thinking guys? Talk to you guys later in.

3016
02:33:25,560 --> 02:33:36,320
Speaker 6: Looking Boom, I am bringing back the dead air.

3017
02:33:37,560 --> 02:33:40,800
Speaker 5: I just wasn't feeling Dick today. I wasn't. I'm not

3018
02:33:40,879 --> 02:33:42,600
Speaker 5: going to rephrase, no, I shouldn't.

3019
02:33:43,080 --> 02:33:47,560
Speaker 3: I shan't. I stand by. I wasn't feeling Dick today.

3020
02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:49,560
Speaker 3: I saw him on hold and I was like, Okay,

3021
02:33:49,720 --> 02:33:55,119
Speaker 3: let's see what's going on. I wasn't feeling it because

3022
02:33:55,160 --> 02:33:57,080
Speaker 3: he I know, he doesn't put anything into it, Like,

3023
02:33:57,160 --> 02:33:59,480
Speaker 3: I get that. But what that means is then I

3024
02:33:59,560 --> 02:34:02,000
Speaker 3: have to put everything into it. Can we see the

3025
02:34:02,080 --> 02:34:03,720
Speaker 3: Steelers and the Bills in the Super Bowl?

3026
02:34:04,760 --> 02:34:09,040
Speaker 5: No, we can't close your eyes and have a dream. Yeah,

3027
02:34:12,520 --> 02:34:13,240
Speaker 5: a camera on?

3028
02:34:15,040 --> 02:34:16,080
Speaker 1: Hey Ellen, how you doing?

3029
02:34:16,240 --> 02:34:16,440
Speaker 3: Are you?

3030
02:34:16,560 --> 02:34:16,720
Speaker 5: Man?

3031
02:34:18,480 --> 02:34:21,120
Speaker 1: Good? I just wanted to clarify some things because I

3032
02:34:21,240 --> 02:34:23,680
Speaker 1: know all about concubines.

3033
02:34:25,040 --> 02:34:29,440
Speaker 5: All about concubines. That's Cameron's memoir, all about concubines.

3034
02:34:29,600 --> 02:34:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, concubines and consequences.

3035
02:34:33,879 --> 02:34:36,720
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Oh thank you.

3036
02:34:37,640 --> 02:34:41,000
Speaker 1: As far as I'm aware, it's a misdemeanor everywhere except

3037
02:34:41,040 --> 02:34:47,280
Speaker 1: maybe in some red states, which kind of figures. You

3038
02:34:47,400 --> 02:34:49,760
Speaker 1: don't have to actually exchange money, and you know, I mean,

3039
02:34:49,840 --> 02:34:53,199
Speaker 1: you can agree to bang the prostitute, and that's pretty

3040
02:34:53,280 --> 02:34:57,880
Speaker 1: much has set the crime in motion. And some jurisdictions

3041
02:34:58,000 --> 02:35:00,640
Speaker 1: and states they don't treat it as anything more than

3042
02:35:00,720 --> 02:35:03,680
Speaker 1: just pretty much a traffic ticket. They're like, hey, here's it,

3043
02:35:04,000 --> 02:35:06,880
Speaker 1: you know, here's your cord date. They'll make you pay

3044
02:35:06,879 --> 02:35:08,879
Speaker 1: a bit, you know, and that's going to be about all.

3045
02:35:09,160 --> 02:35:11,400
Speaker 5: Unless you have a wrap sheet, so it's almost worth

3046
02:35:11,480 --> 02:35:12,280
Speaker 5: taking the chance.

3047
02:35:14,240 --> 02:35:14,760
Speaker 3: Pretty much.

3048
02:35:14,959 --> 02:35:17,640
Speaker 5: I still don't, I guess, I guess I just don't

3049
02:35:17,720 --> 02:35:21,640
Speaker 5: understand how you'd get in trouble for talking to a prostitute.

3050
02:35:22,360 --> 02:35:24,160
Speaker 1: They don't know they do or all you want, but one,

3051
02:35:25,320 --> 02:35:29,360
Speaker 1: once you agree to do the exchange, then I mean,

3052
02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,800
Speaker 1: there had to have been some way they knew that.

3053
02:35:31,400 --> 02:35:34,800
Speaker 5: Right, So if you agree, if you if you if

3054
02:35:34,840 --> 02:35:39,039
Speaker 5: you have a verbal agreement to pay a prostitute, that's

3055
02:35:39,160 --> 02:35:39,560
Speaker 5: the crime.

3056
02:35:41,680 --> 02:35:43,879
Speaker 1: Well that's what yeah. Or if you tell your personally

3057
02:35:43,879 --> 02:35:46,280
Speaker 1: because you've you've seen the undercover cop shows, you know

3058
02:35:46,320 --> 02:35:48,720
Speaker 1: where the guy says all right, yeah we'll do it,

3059
02:35:48,760 --> 02:35:50,840
Speaker 1: and she says okay, well around back, and then they

3060
02:35:50,879 --> 02:35:52,760
Speaker 1: send the cops in before they even.

3061
02:35:53,240 --> 02:35:54,960
Speaker 3: How much for an otph D.

3062
02:35:59,000 --> 02:36:01,080
Speaker 1: I think they charge you the same whether you're getting

3063
02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:01,560
Speaker 1: the ot.

3064
02:36:02,760 --> 02:36:06,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, whether it's OTP or UTP Yeah, yeah, yeah, IP,

3065
02:36:06,840 --> 02:36:07,800
Speaker 5: they charge you the same.

3066
02:36:07,879 --> 02:36:09,520
Speaker 3: I think it's as soon as you have that, like

3067
02:36:09,680 --> 02:36:13,560
Speaker 3: how much conversation. I think that's right when it happens.

3068
02:36:13,840 --> 02:36:16,959
Speaker 3: But isn't that the first question? How much you want

3069
02:36:17,000 --> 02:36:20,440
Speaker 3: to know? Then you have to decide is that too much?

3070
02:36:20,920 --> 02:36:22,440
Speaker 3: Is that too little? I don't know.

3071
02:36:22,959 --> 02:36:25,680
Speaker 5: Five dollars sounds like a lot to me.

3072
02:36:25,920 --> 02:36:29,600
Speaker 3: You know, speaking in like different languages, they should the

3073
02:36:29,640 --> 02:36:32,600
Speaker 3: should come up with a language specific for those transactions

3074
02:36:32,640 --> 02:36:35,920
Speaker 3: so you can't get pinched you're talking about something completely different.

3075
02:36:35,959 --> 02:36:39,320
Speaker 3: But it means, you know, how much couldn't you pay

3076
02:36:39,360 --> 02:36:42,560
Speaker 3: her on venmo or cash app or something O cash app?

3077
02:36:42,680 --> 02:36:44,440
Speaker 3: You yet that? Yes? Absolutely?

3078
02:36:44,520 --> 02:36:48,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, market under Goods and Services gash app.

3079
02:36:49,120 --> 02:36:50,960
Speaker 1: If you're in a place that's real strict about it,

3080
02:36:51,000 --> 02:36:53,720
Speaker 1: they might snatch you up. But somewhere like California, especially

3081
02:36:53,760 --> 02:36:55,480
Speaker 1: in a city, and they might just say, hey, you know,

3082
02:36:56,160 --> 02:36:57,000
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here.

3083
02:36:57,360 --> 02:36:59,480
Speaker 5: We've got bigger smell of your fish to frime, right,

3084
02:37:00,280 --> 02:37:01,320
Speaker 5: thank you, camera.

3085
02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:05,560
Speaker 3: You lots of presidents to put your shoes.

3086
02:37:05,280 --> 02:37:10,120
Speaker 19: On the walls, so silly special meals for you and

3087
02:37:10,320 --> 02:37:15,120
Speaker 19: make you eat it on. They pinched you on the cheek,

3088
02:37:15,720 --> 02:37:19,560
Speaker 19: they say, bless you, and you sneeze. But when it

3089
02:37:19,840 --> 02:37:21,760
Speaker 19: comes to Saturday, not they're.

3090
02:37:21,560 --> 02:37:26,040
Speaker 20: Working double time on their knees because they're prostitute grandma's.

3091
02:37:27,080 --> 02:37:31,000
Speaker 20: They're old to see, I'm too old to hear prostitute grandma.

3092
02:37:32,280 --> 02:37:34,680
Speaker 3: They're not of bread to take it in the rear.

3093
02:37:35,040 --> 02:37:36,439
Speaker 5: Prostitute grandma's.

3094
02:37:37,520 --> 02:37:41,640
Speaker 20: The favorite singer is Burnt Back a Rack prostitute grandma's.

3095
02:37:42,760 --> 02:37:51,480
Speaker 5: Once you go old, you never go back. Prostitutes grandma's prostitutes,

3096
02:37:51,680 --> 02:37:54,000
Speaker 5: their prostitutes and their grandma's.

3097
02:37:54,200 --> 02:37:55,160
Speaker 3: White kid should be both.

3098
02:37:55,840 --> 02:38:01,280
Speaker 5: Right, Hey, listen, it's tough times out there, right, economy

3099
02:38:01,360 --> 02:38:06,480
Speaker 5: is terrible and uh, you know, get to get out

3100
02:38:06,520 --> 02:38:08,439
Speaker 5: there and do some work.

3101
02:38:08,280 --> 02:38:09,720
Speaker 3: Ladies, No shaming.

3102
02:38:09,800 --> 02:38:13,400
Speaker 5: It's get on those apps, cash app, gash apps.

3103
02:38:13,400 --> 02:38:14,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, Rob, thank you.

3104
02:38:16,080 --> 02:38:16,480
Speaker 5: Ven Ho.

3105
02:38:18,240 --> 02:38:18,760
Speaker 3: So dumb.

3106
02:38:19,720 --> 02:38:23,840
Speaker 5: I'm sure four thousand other people came up with it. Nevertheless,

3107
02:38:24,320 --> 02:38:26,720
Speaker 5: well that's interesting, I guess. Well, and that guy he

3108
02:38:26,920 --> 02:38:32,039
Speaker 5: has Cameron said he had extensive experience with concubine.

3109
02:38:32,160 --> 02:38:35,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, knows his way around the uh inner workings.

3110
02:38:36,480 --> 02:38:41,840
Speaker 5: Right, concubine that's an interesting term to use when he's

3111
02:38:41,879 --> 02:38:47,280
Speaker 5: talking about, you know, his historical context with concubinage. Right,

3112
02:38:48,240 --> 02:38:51,800
Speaker 5: But maybe that's what he's doing. Maybe he's Uh, I

3113
02:38:51,879 --> 02:38:54,440
Speaker 5: don't know. I thought a concubine is like when you

3114
02:38:54,520 --> 02:38:56,080
Speaker 5: have multiple right, like a harem.

3115
02:38:58,040 --> 02:39:01,080
Speaker 3: Huh. It's a good question, man, be I have no idea.

3116
02:39:01,320 --> 02:39:03,680
Speaker 5: Right, cotton Ball's going, where's Tripper scow?

3117
02:39:03,760 --> 02:39:04,280
Speaker 3: And you need him?

3118
02:39:04,640 --> 02:39:04,800
Speaker 8: Yeah?

3119
02:39:04,840 --> 02:39:06,920
Speaker 5: But he wasn't on a street corner picking girls up.

3120
02:39:07,000 --> 02:39:09,160
Speaker 5: He was going through service. Well, I think he's famously

3121
02:39:09,200 --> 02:39:10,520
Speaker 5: going through services, right.

3122
02:39:10,680 --> 02:39:13,200
Speaker 3: Everything is U? Is that where you start cut and dried?

3123
02:39:13,360 --> 02:39:13,880
Speaker 11: I don't know.

3124
02:39:14,200 --> 02:39:15,840
Speaker 5: I mean you could, you could?

3125
02:39:16,160 --> 02:39:16,720
Speaker 3: I suppose.

3126
02:39:16,879 --> 02:39:20,520
Speaker 5: I think if I were going to make a maiden voyage,

3127
02:39:20,560 --> 02:39:24,320
Speaker 5: if you will, an initial foray into a prostitute, I

3128
02:39:24,360 --> 02:39:28,320
Speaker 5: would go directly to what seemed to be a reputable asier.

3129
02:39:28,400 --> 02:39:30,200
Speaker 3: So that's where you start, but that's not where you finish.

3130
02:39:31,640 --> 02:39:32,800
Speaker 3: I wish you get a taste for it.

3131
02:39:32,879 --> 02:39:36,960
Speaker 5: I know where you finish, all right, man, say what

3132
02:39:37,000 --> 02:39:40,440
Speaker 5: we're talking about? Hey, the Cleveland Zoo, there's a pivot.

3133
02:39:43,640 --> 02:39:47,400
Speaker 5: The Cleveland Zoo is saying goodbye to some animals. They

3134
02:39:47,480 --> 02:39:52,680
Speaker 5: haven't died, but they're going away. And in the immortal

3135
02:39:52,720 --> 02:39:58,600
Speaker 5: words of one Terry Bozio, destination unknown. The Cleveland Zoo

3136
02:40:00,200 --> 02:40:05,160
Speaker 5: is well no longer feature seals and sea lions.

3137
02:40:05,760 --> 02:40:06,200
Speaker 3: How about that?

3138
02:40:06,920 --> 02:40:10,600
Speaker 5: I wonder why you think it was a Do you

3139
02:40:10,680 --> 02:40:13,640
Speaker 5: think there were victims of budget cuts? You got to

3140
02:40:13,680 --> 02:40:16,560
Speaker 5: think even zoos. You know a lot of cameras around zoos,

3141
02:40:16,560 --> 02:40:20,400
Speaker 5: and I don't know how they are specifically operated. However,

3142
02:40:21,200 --> 02:40:24,760
Speaker 5: you gotta think that zoos are keeping track of what

3143
02:40:24,959 --> 02:40:28,720
Speaker 5: their most and least popular exhibits are. And you have

3144
02:40:28,800 --> 02:40:32,360
Speaker 5: to wonder if animals in a zoo environment are subject

3145
02:40:33,080 --> 02:40:36,760
Speaker 5: to the same kind of budget cuts that maybe employees

3146
02:40:36,800 --> 02:40:38,720
Speaker 5: in a company would be. Or do you think it's

3147
02:40:38,760 --> 02:40:41,240
Speaker 5: just a matter of like you only have the animals

3148
02:40:41,280 --> 02:40:43,360
Speaker 5: for a certain predetermined period of time and then it's

3149
02:40:43,400 --> 02:40:44,120
Speaker 5: their time to move on.

3150
02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:46,440
Speaker 3: Well you think it's that? Is it that? Or is

3151
02:40:46,520 --> 02:40:52,520
Speaker 3: it more expensive to keep salt water animals alive in

3152
02:40:53,040 --> 02:40:54,640
Speaker 3: areas where there is no salt water.

3153
02:40:56,360 --> 02:40:59,280
Speaker 5: One of two sea lions at Cleveland Metro Park Zoo

3154
02:40:59,280 --> 02:41:02,080
Speaker 5: will be shipped out sometime this year. Those are all

3155
02:41:02,120 --> 02:41:03,199
Speaker 5: Sophie's choice.

3156
02:41:03,240 --> 02:41:04,080
Speaker 3: Oh it was one of two.

3157
02:41:04,240 --> 02:41:06,440
Speaker 5: Now I wonder how they decide an eleven year old

3158
02:41:06,600 --> 02:41:12,640
Speaker 5: harbor seal named Onion and two seventeen year old sea lions,

3159
02:41:13,520 --> 02:41:14,600
Speaker 5: Annabelle and Hera.

3160
02:41:14,800 --> 02:41:17,320
Speaker 3: Well you're gonna break up. Seventeen year old sea lions

3161
02:41:17,600 --> 02:41:17,840
Speaker 3: are to.

3162
02:41:17,879 --> 02:41:20,800
Speaker 5: Be shipped out this year destination unknown, and they won't

3163
02:41:20,840 --> 02:41:21,640
Speaker 5: be replaced.

3164
02:41:22,200 --> 02:41:25,160
Speaker 3: So this isn't they're bringing in younger, hotter sea lions.

3165
02:41:26,800 --> 02:41:29,680
Speaker 3: They're just shipping them out seventeen.

3166
02:41:29,760 --> 02:41:31,280
Speaker 5: I don't know what the average lifespan of a sea

3167
02:41:31,320 --> 02:41:35,280
Speaker 5: lion is, but do you wonder if maybe they're sending

3168
02:41:35,360 --> 02:41:38,720
Speaker 5: them off to a farm to get murdered professionally, to

3169
02:41:38,760 --> 02:41:43,040
Speaker 5: get professionally murdered by a veterinary. Oh, they go to thirty.

3170
02:41:43,640 --> 02:41:47,640
Speaker 5: Oh thirty they got so they're like halfway through their lives.

3171
02:41:47,680 --> 02:41:50,680
Speaker 5: This is just a middle aged midlife crisis.

3172
02:41:50,800 --> 02:41:53,040
Speaker 3: Now. This one says average life span of twenty to

3173
02:41:53,120 --> 02:41:57,080
Speaker 3: thirty years. California sea lion weighs about six hundred and

3174
02:41:57,160 --> 02:41:59,440
Speaker 3: sixty pounds and can go up to thirty years.

3175
02:42:00,720 --> 02:42:03,520
Speaker 5: Their fate will be decided by an industry group that

3176
02:42:03,640 --> 02:42:06,000
Speaker 5: doesn't sound ominous at all at all, known as the

3177
02:42:06,200 --> 02:42:12,160
Speaker 5: Species Survival plan or that adheres to the guidelines of

3178
02:42:12,200 --> 02:42:17,440
Speaker 5: the Association of Zoos and Aquariums. The sea mammals which

3179
02:42:17,600 --> 02:42:24,400
Speaker 5: dine on smelt entertain visitors in the Wilderness Trek area

3180
02:42:24,840 --> 02:42:28,800
Speaker 5: smelt type of fish. Oh, I see what it is

3181
02:42:28,920 --> 02:42:32,720
Speaker 5: right there. The pen would need multi millions of dollars

3182
02:42:32,800 --> 02:42:35,600
Speaker 5: to upgrade the filtration system and the money is not

3183
02:42:35,680 --> 02:42:36,119
Speaker 5: in the budget.

3184
02:42:36,160 --> 02:42:39,480
Speaker 3: Well, there it is, answer my own question. Budget cuts wrong. Well,

3185
02:42:39,520 --> 02:42:42,000
Speaker 3: that's good budget cuts. They'll probably end up like there's

3186
02:42:42,200 --> 02:42:44,760
Speaker 3: so many places out there. They got to send those

3187
02:42:44,840 --> 02:42:47,160
Speaker 3: things in a pair of though. Man, those two seventeen

3188
02:42:47,240 --> 02:42:50,840
Speaker 3: year old's got to travel together when they mate for life?

3189
02:42:50,920 --> 02:42:53,000
Speaker 3: Are they siblings? I don't know the nature of their relationship.

3190
02:42:53,000 --> 02:42:54,680
Speaker 3: Maybe they want, maybe they want can't wait to get

3191
02:42:54,680 --> 02:42:56,680
Speaker 3: away from you? Yes, maybe they need some time apart.

3192
02:42:56,720 --> 02:42:59,080
Speaker 3: I don't thank Christ we're finally getting rid of Larry,

3193
02:43:00,040 --> 02:43:01,560
Speaker 3: Annabelle and Harah.

3194
02:43:02,080 --> 02:43:03,440
Speaker 5: I don't know if they're going to be split up.

3195
02:43:05,480 --> 02:43:07,360
Speaker 5: It is such a catty bitch. I can't wait to

3196
02:43:07,400 --> 02:43:07,680
Speaker 5: get rid.

3197
02:43:09,120 --> 02:43:11,200
Speaker 15: I'll never get over when the Clevelands who got rid

3198
02:43:11,240 --> 02:43:12,360
Speaker 15: of the naked mole rats.

3199
02:43:13,200 --> 02:43:14,520
Speaker 3: You'll never get over that.

3200
02:43:14,800 --> 02:43:17,600
Speaker 5: No, I mean those favorite parts other than the fact

3201
02:43:17,640 --> 02:43:21,400
Speaker 5: that naked mole rats are unbelievably ugly. Oh, they're so cute.

3202
02:43:21,640 --> 02:43:22,000
Speaker 7: They're not.

3203
02:43:22,879 --> 02:43:26,400
Speaker 3: They're just naked, yes, and.

3204
02:43:26,440 --> 02:43:27,320
Speaker 5: They just crawl around.

3205
02:43:27,360 --> 02:43:28,000
Speaker 3: They're so cute.

3206
02:43:28,080 --> 02:43:30,680
Speaker 5: If you met a person who was naked and blind,

3207
02:43:31,800 --> 02:43:34,200
Speaker 5: you wouldn't cute, would not be the adjective you would

3208
02:43:34,200 --> 02:43:37,000
Speaker 5: apply to them. Technically, babies are naked and blind when

3209
02:43:37,000 --> 02:43:39,879
Speaker 5: they're born. Yeah, and a lot of babies are ugly

3210
02:43:39,920 --> 02:43:41,640
Speaker 5: babies so much, that's the first.

3211
02:43:41,480 --> 02:43:44,000
Speaker 3: Thing you do. You'd bring it home and put clothes

3212
02:43:44,040 --> 02:43:48,400
Speaker 3: on it, you know what, and then they're not blind.

3213
02:43:48,200 --> 02:43:50,720
Speaker 5: Any But naked mole rats are my third favorite animal.

3214
02:43:51,480 --> 02:43:52,199
Speaker 3: They're so cute.

3215
02:43:52,320 --> 02:43:54,920
Speaker 5: Let me open up the Jess dossier. I'm sure that

3216
02:43:55,000 --> 02:43:55,360
Speaker 5: I get this.

3217
02:43:55,480 --> 02:43:56,160
Speaker 3: In rob.

3218
02:43:58,000 --> 02:44:01,920
Speaker 5: Third favorite animal, right, Yep, I don't even have mine

3219
02:44:02,080 --> 02:44:06,640
Speaker 5: ranked third favorite animal the naked mole rat.

3220
02:44:06,959 --> 02:44:10,800
Speaker 3: Probably not hard to like rank your favorite animals, though,

3221
02:44:10,800 --> 02:44:12,120
Speaker 3: I would think right, my.

3222
02:44:12,320 --> 02:44:15,519
Speaker 5: Daughter, because she's nine and her whole life is marshmallows

3223
02:44:15,560 --> 02:44:18,360
Speaker 5: and rainbows, is asking me those kinds of questions all

3224
02:44:18,400 --> 02:44:21,560
Speaker 5: the time because she's very curious. Obviously, She's like, what

3225
02:44:21,680 --> 02:44:25,000
Speaker 5: would be your spirit animal? What's your favorite animal? And

3226
02:44:25,120 --> 02:44:27,440
Speaker 5: I don't want to be You know, these aren't things

3227
02:44:27,480 --> 02:44:29,480
Speaker 5: that I think about. I'm a grown ass man.

3228
02:44:29,640 --> 02:44:29,800
Speaker 2: You know.

3229
02:44:29,879 --> 02:44:32,959
Speaker 3: It's like what's your favorite color? Oh, those are all

3230
02:44:33,000 --> 02:44:35,160
Speaker 3: easy questions to answer. Your favorite animals A dog?

3231
02:44:36,280 --> 02:44:36,640
Speaker 13: I don't know.

3232
02:44:37,360 --> 02:44:38,840
Speaker 5: I don't know that it's my favorite answer.

3233
02:44:38,840 --> 02:44:39,320
Speaker 3: It's seeing me.

3234
02:44:39,600 --> 02:44:42,440
Speaker 5: It's the only animal I've ever had. There might be

3235
02:44:42,680 --> 02:44:45,520
Speaker 5: amazing animals that put a dog to shame.

3236
02:44:45,680 --> 02:44:48,360
Speaker 3: I love learning about lions. Lions would be my top five.

3237
02:44:49,480 --> 02:44:53,680
Speaker 3: Fascinated by lions, Elephants, dope, top five?

3238
02:44:54,240 --> 02:44:58,040
Speaker 5: Okay, so jess, it begs the question. Then what is

3239
02:44:58,120 --> 02:44:59,760
Speaker 5: your second favorite animal?

3240
02:45:00,040 --> 02:45:00,600
Speaker 3: Wiener dog?

3241
02:45:01,720 --> 02:45:06,720
Speaker 5: So a docs and yeah, okay? And the number one

3242
02:45:06,760 --> 02:45:10,400
Speaker 5: spot a moose? Now why a moose?

3243
02:45:13,560 --> 02:45:14,280
Speaker 3: They're so cute?

3244
02:45:15,040 --> 02:45:20,240
Speaker 5: My dreams, my lifelong ambitions is to see a moose. Oh,

3245
02:45:20,320 --> 02:45:21,039
Speaker 5: to see a moose.

3246
02:45:21,200 --> 02:45:24,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, I've seen them in taxidermy and stuff. I like taxidermy,

3247
02:45:24,560 --> 02:45:27,720
Speaker 15: but yeah, in real life.

3248
02:45:28,120 --> 02:45:28,800
Speaker 3: One day, the.

3249
02:45:28,840 --> 02:45:34,000
Speaker 5: World's tallest, largest and heaviest species of deer. I know

3250
02:45:34,080 --> 02:45:35,240
Speaker 5: a lot of facts about Booze.

3251
02:45:35,360 --> 02:45:37,240
Speaker 15: I got stone one time and ended up down a

3252
02:45:37,320 --> 02:45:40,199
Speaker 15: rabbit hole on YouTube, and I learned a lot about boose.

3253
02:45:40,440 --> 02:45:44,240
Speaker 5: Ironic she went down the rabbit hole moose. Yeah, and

3254
02:45:44,320 --> 02:45:46,320
Speaker 5: what did you learn? It hit me up because I

3255
02:45:46,600 --> 02:45:50,080
Speaker 5: know nothing about it. I thought I was corrected, but

3256
02:45:50,600 --> 02:45:53,760
Speaker 5: I thought they were too preferred. I'm sorry. You thought

3257
02:45:53,800 --> 02:45:59,120
Speaker 5: what they were? Two refrigerators tall? That's your unit of measurement. Yeah,

3258
02:45:59,280 --> 02:46:01,720
Speaker 5: that's what they said the video. But then everyone said, no,

3259
02:46:01,840 --> 02:46:04,160
Speaker 5: that's not real. Well this says four six to six

3260
02:46:04,240 --> 02:46:04,760
Speaker 5: foot nine.

3261
02:46:04,840 --> 02:46:07,080
Speaker 3: Well, it depends. I mean, they could be two refrigerators

3262
02:46:07,160 --> 02:46:09,720
Speaker 3: fall if it's depending on the size of the refrigerator.

3263
02:46:09,800 --> 02:46:13,160
Speaker 5: Maybe they're dorm fridges, right, yeah, maybe they're mini fridges,

3264
02:46:13,560 --> 02:46:16,360
Speaker 5: you know, like that football player. Two or three coke

3265
02:46:16,480 --> 02:46:19,160
Speaker 5: cans big down there, that's right? Are they pony cans?

3266
02:46:19,200 --> 02:46:19,920
Speaker 5: Are they full sized?

3267
02:46:19,959 --> 02:46:20,119
Speaker 7: Well?

3268
02:46:20,160 --> 02:46:24,760
Speaker 5: Ones cans? So you how did you land on the

3269
02:46:25,000 --> 02:46:27,160
Speaker 5: moose as an animal that fascinated you?

3270
02:46:27,440 --> 02:46:28,160
Speaker 3: I just love it.

3271
02:46:28,800 --> 02:46:31,520
Speaker 5: I don't know why or how. It just hit me

3272
02:46:31,640 --> 02:46:36,400
Speaker 5: one day. Moose moose, mease, they're just so cute.

3273
02:46:36,959 --> 02:46:40,000
Speaker 15: My favorite video is the really big moose walking down

3274
02:46:40,040 --> 02:46:40,840
Speaker 15: the side of the highway.

3275
02:46:42,760 --> 02:46:45,480
Speaker 5: Moose and elk are the same thing, correct, just different?

3276
02:46:45,720 --> 02:46:46,000
Speaker 5: They're not?

3277
02:46:46,400 --> 02:46:47,160
Speaker 3: No, oh.

3278
02:46:48,760 --> 02:46:51,119
Speaker 5: Dummy, aren't Aren't they both deer species?

3279
02:46:51,160 --> 02:46:52,080
Speaker 3: Though? Yeah?

3280
02:46:52,120 --> 02:46:54,880
Speaker 5: Would you say, uh, deer is the same as a moose,

3281
02:46:56,120 --> 02:46:59,840
Speaker 5: but I mean species like of the same, Like a

3282
02:47:00,080 --> 02:47:03,560
Speaker 5: dog is basically a wolf. I mean dogs, right, I

3283
02:47:03,640 --> 02:47:07,039
Speaker 5: mean you've got you've got thousands and millions of years

3284
02:47:07,120 --> 02:47:09,400
Speaker 5: of domestication and things like that. But I mean there's

3285
02:47:09,400 --> 02:47:13,000
Speaker 5: still pack animals, and you know they house cats at

3286
02:47:13,040 --> 02:47:15,320
Speaker 5: their core, the same as a tiger, any other cat.

3287
02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:17,040
Speaker 3: You know.

3288
02:47:17,160 --> 02:47:18,640
Speaker 5: I don't know at the top of the chain, I've

3289
02:47:18,720 --> 02:47:21,040
Speaker 5: never gone down a moose rabbit hole. You have.

3290
02:47:21,480 --> 02:47:23,600
Speaker 15: It's been a while. I can't find the YouTube video.

3291
02:47:24,040 --> 02:47:27,480
Speaker 15: I swear it was real, because everyone's like, what what

3292
02:47:27,520 --> 02:47:29,240
Speaker 15: do you mean? You watched like an hour video?

3293
02:47:30,000 --> 02:47:30,320
Speaker 9: It was.

3294
02:47:30,480 --> 02:47:32,240
Speaker 5: It was cartoon. It was awesome.

3295
02:47:32,760 --> 02:47:35,680
Speaker 3: Watch what was animated? What did you say, did you

3296
02:47:35,720 --> 02:47:36,560
Speaker 3: watch Bullwinkle?

3297
02:47:36,680 --> 02:47:36,720
Speaker 2: Like?

3298
02:47:36,800 --> 02:47:39,200
Speaker 3: Did you watch a couple of episodes of Bullwinkle back

3299
02:47:39,200 --> 02:47:39,520
Speaker 3: to back?

3300
02:47:39,879 --> 02:47:42,840
Speaker 15: No, it was like a fact video, like, hey kids,

3301
02:47:42,879 --> 02:47:45,080
Speaker 15: we're gonna show you a video about moose.

3302
02:47:46,200 --> 02:47:48,200
Speaker 3: Naked mule rats are still at the zoo and the

3303
02:47:48,280 --> 02:47:51,800
Speaker 3: elephant buildings. No, they're not all right. I'm as as

3304
02:47:51,840 --> 02:47:55,680
Speaker 3: they wrote, they're live. I've looked.

3305
02:47:55,920 --> 02:47:58,960
Speaker 5: Are you sure you were watching an hour long Bullwinkle cartoon?

3306
02:47:59,040 --> 02:48:00,000
Speaker 3: That's what I don't think.

3307
02:48:00,240 --> 02:48:03,600
Speaker 5: So okay, so what you just said? Yeah, sorry, I

3308
02:48:03,720 --> 02:48:07,120
Speaker 5: was reading these allen. A naked mole rat looks like

3309
02:48:07,200 --> 02:48:10,360
Speaker 5: a scrotum does? Just think those are cute? How do

3310
02:48:10,400 --> 02:48:15,359
Speaker 5: you feel about scrotum scrota scrota?

3311
02:48:15,840 --> 02:48:18,880
Speaker 3: Sure? Well, according to this, the Cleveland Metro Park Zoo

3312
02:48:18,920 --> 02:48:22,960
Speaker 3: features naked mole rats to this day. Since when I

3313
02:48:23,600 --> 02:48:25,360
Speaker 3: don't know, I've never been to the Cleveland Zoo.

3314
02:48:25,560 --> 02:48:27,279
Speaker 5: What led you to You haven't in Cleveland?

3315
02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:29,760
Speaker 3: Soo yet, No, I haven't. What led you to believe

3316
02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:32,000
Speaker 3: that they removed them, Jess? Because I went in there

3317
02:48:32,000 --> 02:48:34,080
Speaker 3: and they weren't there. Maybe they just moved them.

3318
02:48:34,160 --> 02:48:34,760
Speaker 5: They're sleeping.

3319
02:48:35,360 --> 02:48:38,400
Speaker 15: They're sleeping, No, because they were in a wall and

3320
02:48:39,120 --> 02:48:41,800
Speaker 15: there's dirt and then there's like little holes and then

3321
02:48:41,840 --> 02:48:42,920
Speaker 15: they run around.

3322
02:48:44,720 --> 02:48:46,720
Speaker 5: Through them like little earthworms.

3323
02:48:46,920 --> 02:48:49,760
Speaker 3: According to this, they do have them. Well I have

3324
02:48:49,920 --> 02:48:50,120
Speaker 3: to go.

3325
02:48:52,280 --> 02:48:53,600
Speaker 5: Naked molt Jesus.

3326
02:48:54,080 --> 02:48:57,840
Speaker 3: So see, we started this conversation by you never getting

3327
02:48:57,879 --> 02:48:59,480
Speaker 3: over the fact they got rid of them, and now

3328
02:48:59,560 --> 02:49:01,880
Speaker 3: you just found that they have them back. They're there.

3329
02:49:02,920 --> 02:49:06,080
Speaker 3: So that's that's a hard mole rat. That is a

3330
02:49:06,280 --> 02:49:11,840
Speaker 3: full run of emotion. Man, there's two of them, just two. Yeah,

3331
02:49:12,240 --> 02:49:15,520
Speaker 3: it looks like a strotum with buck teeth. Huh and

3332
02:49:15,600 --> 02:49:17,040
Speaker 3: whiskers your sack head.

3333
02:49:18,040 --> 02:49:19,840
Speaker 9: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3334
02:49:19,920 --> 02:49:22,800
Speaker 9: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3335
02:49:24,959 --> 02:49:25,440
Speaker 3: Get at it.

3336
02:49:26,560 --> 02:49:32,160
Speaker 27: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3337
02:49:33,440 --> 02:49:39,000
Speaker 27: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3338
02:49:40,400 --> 02:49:46,120
Speaker 27: Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3339
02:49:47,320 --> 02:49:51,960
Speaker 27: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3340
02:49:52,160 --> 02:50:00,240
Speaker 27: watching you. And well all nary. Remember obedience paid. And

3341
02:50:00,680 --> 02:50:06,200
Speaker 27: when you watch that DV screen, remember it works both ways.

3342
02:50:08,040 --> 02:50:13,680
Speaker 27: You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

3343
02:50:14,920 --> 02:50:20,560
Speaker 27: you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.