1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,400 Speaker 1: The Joe Show. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 2: They have to go sixty miles an hour, and if 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: they slow down for even a second, something bad might happen. 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: To Keanu Reeves The Joe Show, she's already sad enough. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: FLZ. That seems like I like crash one, that's a 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: good one. 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: Eight hundred four own, then ninety three, ninety three, eight 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 2: hundred four own, then ninety three ninety three. 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: There are unwritten. 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 2: Rules with bed sheets. What do I mean by that? Honestly, 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: I have no idea. This is what Jed says, What 12 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 2: are you talking about? 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 3: So? 14 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 4: I was on the phone with my girlfriend last night 15 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 4: sick bread, and she was talking about how guys the 16 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 4: unofficial rule for guys is that they won always by 17 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 4: one of three colors. When it comes to sheets, it's 18 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 4: either white, gray, or navy. And she also said that 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 4: I didn't know you had to do this, but it 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 4: is an official, unofficial rule. I guess you have to 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 4: wash the sheets after they come out of the package 22 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 4: before you put them on the bed. I just take 23 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 4: them right out of the wrapping and put them on. 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 4: I guess that's a I guess it's no boyo, And 25 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: I ever thought that was a big deal. 26 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: Dude, that's not an unwritten rule. 27 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 2: That's just like you have to what there's you don't 28 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 2: wash your sheets before you put them on your bed. 29 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: No, I just take care do people. 30 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 2: Literally the first thing people do when they buy sheets 31 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 2: is they open up the package, they feel the sheet 32 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,279 Speaker 2: in the store. 33 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: But I'm getting them from online. 34 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 3: I don't know. 35 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: I still don't like it. But yeah, like the unofficial 36 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: guy rules. 37 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 2: No, that's not a guy rule. I didn't say you 38 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 2: think no, I don't think it is. Could then call 39 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,199 Speaker 2: in how many people listen watch this? All ten people 40 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 2: that listen? Eight hundred and four O ninety three ninety three. 41 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 2: If you are listening right now, and you buy the 42 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 2: sheets and then don't wash them but put them on 43 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 2: your bed, and you are the I can guarantee you're 44 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 2: the only. 45 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: Person I might be. 46 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 4: And that's I don't see an issue with it because 47 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 4: if I'm ordered think about it, Joe. If I'm ordering 48 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 4: it from Amazon and nobody else is put it's coming 49 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 4: straight from the factory, nobody else is touching it and 50 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 4: putting their hands in it like you would add like 51 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 4: a store for like that and beyond, then that's discussed. 52 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 2: Yes it is disgusting. And by the way, I like 53 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: checkered sheets. You have, oh you have play like like 54 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 2: gold silk sheets, but white sheets are are goaded because 55 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: they're playing. But you have to What do you do 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 2: with towels? Uh, same thing applies. I just got them all. 57 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 2: I just literally had a haul from Amazon where I 58 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 2: had to buy a bunch of stuff for the house. 59 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,839 Speaker 2: Towels and they come in. You don't wash them because 60 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 2: they come in a vacuum sealed bag. Yeah, but the 61 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 2: dies and everything, they came right out of a factories. 62 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: Buddy, you Joe, you've you eat stuff with red dye 63 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: for you in it. I don't want to hear Tabitha anything. Yes, 64 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: Jed doesn't wash. 65 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 2: He will buy new sheets and put them right on 66 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:50,839 Speaker 2: his bed. 67 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: He doesn't wash them. 68 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 5: But that's why they're new. That's what they're supposed to. 69 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: Be for exactly, Tabitha, thank you for having my bag. 70 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 5: You're welcome. You're welcome. 71 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: So you do the same thing. 72 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 5: But you're going to go buy new sheets. Why would 73 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 5: I go wash them to put them on the. 74 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: Dead well, because you want them to be clean. That's why. 75 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 5: They smell fresh. 76 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: You gotta get you guys need new detergent or something. 77 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 5: Not the problem. 78 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 2: My detergent smells great. You need to have it on 79 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 2: the sheets. You'll sleep like that. 80 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 4: But Tabitha, you would agree. It's kind of like when 81 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,959 Speaker 4: you buy a new car. You get that new smell, 82 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 4: that new either. Like I'm never going to get the 83 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 4: smell ever again in my life because once you start. 84 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 6: Washing from the hotel room the new sheets and you 85 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 6: get to enjoy it, like I love this smell. 86 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, but they wash those sheets. 87 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 6: Don't you think that the ones in the packaging are 88 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 6: clean too? 89 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: Why? Why does that? Hey, you both can do that. 90 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: I think that's fine. 91 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 2: Let's see if other people are are doing that though, Hey, David. 92 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 7: Hey Joe, what do you think. 93 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: It's nasty? 94 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 7: Af I don't care if you're buying them at a 95 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 7: store or online. People touching them in the store is 96 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 7: one thing. But in a warehouse where there's bugs and 97 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 7: little mice in the boxes and stuff, and they crawl 98 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 7: through those sheets and then you don't wash them and 99 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 7: put them on your bed nasty. 100 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 4: But David, these things come if, like, for example, in 101 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,239 Speaker 4: my situation, David, they're coming to my house vacuum sealed. 102 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 4: I don't see any mice, bugs or anything like that 103 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 4: getting inside of it, and. 104 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 3: You little itty bitty tiny bugs that you cannot see, 105 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 3: but they're crawling on your body. Nope, I can hear 106 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 3: Ashley's skin crawling and she's not. 107 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 1: Even listen back to this. 108 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 3: I don't. 109 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 4: I just don't see an issue with this. But then again, 110 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 4: I'm probably the nastiest one on the show, David. 111 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: So hey, let's see with dad. Go ahead. 112 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 5: Well, everything I buy, IY wash first. I don't care 113 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 5: anything new. 114 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: Close, thanks, thank you, cowl, thank you. But why but 115 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: why is that buy? 116 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 2: If you buy a table, you wash the table before 117 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 2: you eat off of it. 118 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, time out, deb I'm gonna catch Joe and 119 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 4: hear something. So if you, let's say, for example, you 120 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 4: were to buy something from Ikia, you're wiping everything down 121 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,119 Speaker 4: as you're built one hundred percent. 122 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: You build it, you wipe it down. 123 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 4: You you give it one building. 124 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 5: Wait wait, I build it all first, and then I 125 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 5: wipe it down from the top of the bottom. 126 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: Yep. 127 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 5: This even if I like I bought it. I bought 128 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 5: a standalone air conditioner, brand new, out of the box. 129 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 5: I washed it before I washed it. The filters I 130 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 5: washed everything before I even turned it on. 131 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not nasty. You know what you're doing. 132 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Jed Tuesday, I'm a nurse and I have ocds 133 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 5: about cleaning. 134 00:05:56,480 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 2: Deb I uh if I ever it, Uh, you know, 135 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 2: if I have the honor to come over and hang out, 136 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 2: I will feel comfortable knowing that you're. 137 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 5: The one that you want to come over because we 138 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 5: built that big kiki bar in the backyard. 139 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: Oh, you come over, and by the way down when 140 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,239 Speaker 2: she built it, that the best. 141 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 7: Hey, Marie, Hey Joe I. 142 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,159 Speaker 1: J doesn't wash the sheets when he buys them. 143 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 6: My sheets, I don't wash them because they're usually in 144 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 6: a sealed package anyway, so I'm washing them. Powels on 145 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 6: the other hand, when you buy them at the store, 146 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 6: they're usually out in the open, so those I will 147 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 6: definitely wash. But sheets, No, I went to the store 148 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 6: to get your sheets, so I don't have to watch them. 149 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 2: What about those like warm sheets? You guys don't like 150 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 2: when you dry your sheets, you put them right on 151 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 2: your bed that after. 152 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: I be wearing them because they're new, and then I 153 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: throw them. 154 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 5: In exactly like. 155 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 6: I wash my sheets probably once every two weeks, and 156 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 6: I love that feeling of it being warm. But the 157 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 6: first time when I get after i've been to the store, 158 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,840 Speaker 6: I don't want to spend time washing it. Most of 159 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 6: the time I'm tired. 160 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 2: I got to call you out on Oh God, well 161 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 2: you just said you wash your sheets. 162 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, once every two weeks. I don't believe you. 163 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 6: No, Yeah, once every two week. 164 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,320 Speaker 1: I bet you once every month. 165 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 6: No, once every two weeks because I have a I 166 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 6: have a little daughter and she likes to sleep in 167 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 6: my bed, so I don't like to have her in 168 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 6: my bedomless I'm for sure washing my sheep. 169 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, fine, I believe you. I believe you 170 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 2: are wrong, You're the best. We'll talk to you later. 171 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: You're fine. Don't wash your sheets when you buy them. 172 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: You probably was, though not always right, but I'm never wrong, right, Mury. 173 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 2: We'll talk to you later. My god, I can't believe 174 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 2: you do that. Like you don't ever, you have no 175 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 2: concept of so okay I do. I wish I could 176 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 2: live like you. What just not caring? 177 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: Dirty? Yeah, I like being dirty.