Speaker 1: It's Mojoe in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: It's Easter week here, guys, Happy Easter to all of you.
Speaker 2: And for those that don't know, the Easter Bunny is
Speaker 2: coming this week. And when the Eastern Bunny comes, everybody win.
Speaker 3: He couts, Peter Town, hop down the bunny, hop by
Speaker 3: Easters on this way.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, whoa goodbye. We're having Easter Rabbit for food.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So first off, I've got a couple of things. Number one,
Speaker 2: I asked Zach, I go, Zach, what do you got
Speaker 2: going on for Easter? And Zach said that his whole
Speaker 2: family left him for Easter. They went out of town
Speaker 2: and they didn't bring Zach with this trip.
Speaker 1: Do they always do that?
Speaker 2: No? This is the very first year that my sister's
Speaker 2: like got a tone for Eastern Did you get the invite? No?
Speaker 2: For those who don't know, Zach's sister and brother in law,
Speaker 2: they were so kind to let Zach live with them
Speaker 2: when Zach's mom died, and Zach, your sister raised you
Speaker 2: for most of her life, actually in her twenties was
Speaker 2: raising one. And she's finally rid of you. Yeah, find
Speaker 2: me like done, I help out a lot, like right now,
Speaker 2: I'm watching the dogs, so it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm pulling my way. Where did they go?
Speaker 2: Where did they head out? I think Florida? Did they somewhere?
Speaker 2: Would they still bring you on vacations at all?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 2: But like I got to pay for myself and I'm
Speaker 2: not about to do that. Like if I'm going to
Speaker 2: go on vacation and deal with them, they might as well,
Speaker 2: you know, pay for me and pay for some dinner.
Speaker 2: You know. Well, I want you to know that Chelsea
Speaker 2: and I love you so much and we love you
Speaker 2: like a son. We are adopting you this week. So
Speaker 2: any family stuff we do, you do yes. And that
Speaker 2: means one thing that drives me crazy with Chelsea, and
Speaker 2: I want to bring that up right now. Chelsea was
Speaker 2: talking to me and she said, hey, I need your help.
Speaker 2: I need you to go round up a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff. And I said, what's that? She goes, I'll
Speaker 2: text you. She sent me a text and hold on,
Speaker 2: I think I got the text her right now? Was
Speaker 2: it? It was link a day or two ago. Guys, she
Speaker 2: sent me a ton of stuff. The text was I
Speaker 2: need you to stop off at Walgreens, CBS or any
Speaker 2: stores that would have all of these items. And on
Speaker 2: the items are Easter eggs shaped jelly beans, Easter eggs
Speaker 2: shaped wreses, peanut butter cups. I want you to get
Speaker 2: a big chocolate, preferably Dove hard chocolate. I would like
Speaker 2: you to get the Dove Easter Bunny if you can.
Speaker 2: If you can't, go stop off at the store and
Speaker 2: get a seize, which is Sees candy. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the hell is this for? She's still making Luke
Speaker 2: and Easter basket.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love that he's a grown ass boy. Well, that's
Speaker 2: the thing I'm thinking is if we're going to celebrate
Speaker 2: Easter with you, uh, and Luke's getting an Easter basket,
Speaker 2: we can't have Zach not get an Easter basket.
Speaker 1: You gotta have one. Zach is Jacob coming, Jacob is not.
Speaker 2: Jacob and Chris are going to go to my family's
Speaker 2: place in Chicago, which they're very excited about. My sister
Speaker 2: in law Julie and my brother Tony have brunch and
Speaker 2: have all the clan over. Everybody's also, it's not that
Speaker 2: kind of clan, although they do wear white on I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 2: Know, the Carbolo clan. Joe is in Florida. Joe gets
Speaker 2: nothing because he's in Florida. Yeah, he gets sunshine and
Speaker 2: blue skies, Luke. So, so does Chelsea do this every year?
Speaker 2: She does? And can I be quite honest with you,
Speaker 2: I have an issue with it. And the issue is this.
Speaker 2: My mom died when I was young, just like Zach's
Speaker 2: mom died, and I didn't get crap at all after that,
Speaker 2: like I got. I was gonna say, Dick, I didn't get.
Speaker 1: You know I.
Speaker 2: And I will say this to you that I have
Speaker 2: a lot of regrets in my life and one of
Speaker 2: my biggest regrets in my life was that I didn't
Speaker 2: step up and say what about me?
Speaker 1: You know what I hear about?
Speaker 2: And I never did that. I kind of got up
Speaker 2: on my two feet and I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: I can go get my own candy if I want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I want to ask this question about adult Easter
Speaker 2: baskets because we talk about this from time to time.
Speaker 2: But at some point it's got to end. And I
Speaker 2: do think that there's got to be a year where
Speaker 2: it ends. And I don't know what that year is.
Speaker 2: I believe that that year is once you get voting
Speaker 2: rights earlier than.
Speaker 5: Earlier than that, I don't think. I guess I think
Speaker 5: a lot of things change once I turned thirteen. I
Speaker 5: don't think I got an Easter basket when I was
Speaker 5: a teenager. I think maybe yeah, after that, after that
Speaker 5: it was it was over like that sounds cruel and
Speaker 5: I need to rock with an Easter bunny for.
Speaker 2: I'm still getting you do Yeah, I'm not plain about
Speaker 2: your family all the time. Anna, Oh no, I don't
Speaker 2: hold on a second Anna for the Easter bunny and Anna,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: But just yesterday my mom said, I am a little
Speaker 1: something for you for Easter.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a whole basket, but she'll probably
Speaker 2: give me like some recias or sometimes sweet. Is that
Speaker 2: that is so nice?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Aight? For four Mojo Live eight for four six six
Speaker 2: five six five four eight. What is the age that
Speaker 2: you stop this? And are there any grown ass adults
Speaker 2: that are getting their Easter baskets? Or do you get
Speaker 2: Christmas stockings?
Speaker 1: Still? What's going on? Sarah? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hi? Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning? How are you.
Speaker 5: First?
Speaker 2: Their mom?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: Sarah, Sarah, what's happening in morning? Well?
Speaker 4: I was telling to say that my family also abandoned
Speaker 4: Maypor Easter, so I say by myself.
Speaker 1: As well, I know, are you single?
Speaker 4: My mom did give me an early Easter basket, so
Speaker 4: it's a lose lose was in it? Just a bunch
Speaker 4: of candy and like a fun little T shirt?
Speaker 2: So shirt, that's cool? Yeah, what did the T shirt say?
Speaker 2: Did you say anything? Or well?
Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with movie Cars, so it was like a lightning.
Speaker 2: Clean T shirt.
Speaker 1: Sarah, you're thirty years old? Are you single? I am single?
Speaker 2: By the way, Chelsea, I think she would be so
Speaker 2: fine with Zach coming over. It'd be a little weird
Speaker 2: of all of a sudden. Hey, I'd like to introduce
Speaker 2: you to the thirty year old Sarah's coming on although
Speaker 2: a T shirt, although if you wore the Cars T
Speaker 2: shirt she might Okay, all right, we're okay with Sarah here.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Cassidy? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hi? Good?
Speaker 2: How are you doing?
Speaker 1: Fantastic?
Speaker 2: Happy Easter to you or almost Easter to you?
Speaker 4: You too?
Speaker 2: What's happening? Do you get Easter baskets?
Speaker 4: I'm almost thirty years old and my grandma still makes
Speaker 4: us come over and do an Easter egg hunt.
Speaker 1: The eggs though, tell me it's like shooters.
Speaker 4: Oh Grandma, he's seventy eight.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. I was because the hottest spots
Speaker 2: can't be that good.
Speaker 1: Does she hide in them herself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she goes out and hides them outside.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, poor Grandma is out there hiding her
Speaker 2: Easter baskets. Not for that. If it's for Grandma, then
Speaker 2: I'll play along.
Speaker 5: You're okay, you know what I mean? Like, let's let's
Speaker 5: keep grandma literally keep her happy. Let's let's fake like,
Speaker 5: you know, it's not.
Speaker 2: The same.
Speaker 1: Inside quarters. She could put pennies.
Speaker 2: I had an uncle that used to give us like
Speaker 2: pennies and things like that.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Emberley, what's up? Emberly?
Speaker 4: Hey, y'all, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're good? What's going on?
Speaker 4: I'm twenty nine years old. I just turned twenty nine
Speaker 4: a few weeks ago. But I told my mom that
Speaker 4: the year that she stops giving me an Easter basket
Speaker 4: is the year she's going into a home.
Speaker 2: Mom, I'm gonna make sure that you're in a dirty
Speaker 2: diaper when you're no exactly. That's fantastic. I like it
Speaker 2: threatened mom with the fact that she's going to go
Speaker 2: into not one of those regular nice homes that you see.
Speaker 2: Some of those places I drive by, like the in Birmingham.
Speaker 2: They have a place I go, This would be a
Speaker 2: great apartment to like rent. And I drive by his
Speaker 2: elderly center.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Play, Wait a second, I'm almost in there. What's going on, Nathan?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 2: First time long ter Wells on the phone.
Speaker 1: Happy Easter for everyone.
Speaker 4: I stopped.
Speaker 1: My oldest daughter is nineteen, she's moved out.
Speaker 4: She doesn't get an Easter basket.
Speaker 1: My son's eighteen, he still gets one. He still lives
Speaker 1: at home. And my youngest, of course, is ten.
Speaker 4: I like to keep the magical ode.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're going to and how long will you
Speaker 1: do this?
Speaker 2: For? How long will the be alive?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I until they're all moved out of the house.
Speaker 4: You know, I'll still like Christmas.
Speaker 2: I'll still put Santa on on her guests.
Speaker 4: I like to keep the magic going.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you know what that see?
Speaker 2: That's sweet though, that's like that the idea that you're
Speaker 2: keeping the magic alive for them. Chelsea just feels like
Speaker 2: Luke needs something. And then the craziest thing for Chelsea
Speaker 2: is she'll go and get my adult kids things at
Speaker 2: the dispensary. Can we get like House of Dank, like
Speaker 2: instead of some puffs some green eggs green egg exis,
Speaker 2: But then you need to get recy puffs because then
Speaker 2: you're gonna want That's true. Yeah, the House of Dank
Speaker 2: is going to make you really feel like you need it.
Speaker 2: But what's up, Melissa? How you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Your mom still makes you an Easter basket?
Speaker 4: Well, she passed in twenty twenty, but up until that
Speaker 4: she did I was like in my forties and she
Speaker 4: was still making me and my sister in easter basket. Oh,
Speaker 4: I have a fifteen year old son, and I plan.
Speaker 2: On making your well, you know what, I'm sorry that
Speaker 2: if mom wasn't dead, i'd make fun of you, But
Speaker 2: I think that that's fine as long as as long
Speaker 2: as you do it in memory of your mom. That's
Speaker 2: kind of sweet that you're doing that for your son,
Speaker 2: and you better do it as long as.
Speaker 1: She did it for you.
Speaker 4: Everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't want my kids getting anything because I don't
Speaker 2: think I got anything. So I'm like living that if
Speaker 2: my family still made me a vampat made me an
Speaker 2: Easter basket, which I are you okay, Kelly? You sick? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Is if Ampat made me an easter basket, I'd probably
Speaker 2: still be wanting Easter baskets for everybody.
Speaker 1: Why don't we make you one this year? What would
Speaker 1: you want it?
Speaker 3: Uh? Well?
Speaker 2: Can I know?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I like bourbon, Yeah, Bourbonta beefsticks. If you can get
Speaker 2: me some, you wont be a nurse home that kind
Speaker 2: of Actually, you know what my Starbucks? You know what
Speaker 2: my favorite candy is of all time during the Easter time?
Speaker 2: Cadbury Eggs, And people think that I like stuff in them, right,
Speaker 2: It's got like creamy things inside of it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's like the egg and you bite into it and
Speaker 2: it's got like the gooey creamy stuff. Oh. I know what.
Speaker 2: They have them usually at the checkout line of Target,
Speaker 2: and they're like ninety nine cents or something like that.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, hi, Kelly, what's up?
Speaker 2: Kelly?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: I have three adult children thirty two, thirty and twenty five,
Speaker 4: and I still make them a basket and I hide
Speaker 4: it and they have to find it. I love it.
Speaker 1: What are you putting in an adult basket.
Speaker 4: I do candy, but then I also do like adult
Speaker 4: stuff like household stuff like the Dawns soap stuff, you know,
Speaker 4: air freshener.
Speaker 1: Kevin jaging his haag. Go ahead, keV, what do you
Speaker 1: want to say? I just don't understand.
Speaker 4: I love it. It's just so fun And honestly it's
Speaker 4: funny because like when they come in and I say
Speaker 4: to them, like it's time, you know, like go find
Speaker 4: your basket, and they're like, we get to find your
Speaker 4: basket again, and it's like every year they're still shocked,
Speaker 4: like they still have to find it. But I will
Speaker 4: do it to the day I die.
Speaker 1: Kelly.
Speaker 4: At Christmas, I put Sana. I've never ever ever put
Speaker 4: anything but Sanna.
Speaker 3: On their gifts.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: In question for you, are your daughters still single?
Speaker 4: My daughter is not.
Speaker 1: Oh she's got it.
Speaker 2: Okay, good.
Speaker 1: Do you get one for your son in law?
Speaker 4: Then no, I have two sons and a daughter.
Speaker 2: I know, but okay, oh okay, So do you get
Speaker 2: their their significant other stuff?
Speaker 4: I do like together baskets. Oh okay, there's significant other
Speaker 4: and them together, so everything and it is for both
Speaker 4: of them. So actually it's bigger than it used to be.
Speaker 4: When they were younger, because now it has for two
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody needs dish washing, soap, an air freshener, exactly everybody.
Speaker 4: It's just a silly little thing, but just for something
Speaker 4: for them to be able to remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Kevin.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're gonna be calling your mom and
Speaker 2: grandma Mama, mother.
Speaker 5: Nah, listen, I promise you. After I was twelve, it
Speaker 5: was like, you don't need an it's trying to grow
Speaker 5: as well. I saw a picture of you when you
Speaker 5: were twelve. You're a big twelve year old boy.
Speaker 2: I want as big as you. Truth.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the reason why I saw getting