1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,440 Speaker 1: Ninety three to three FLZ. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,519 Speaker 2: It's the show, Show Show. 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: Eight hundred four and nine ninety three ninety three. If 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: you had to give ground rules for a speech, I 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: want to know what you guys think about this eight 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: hundred four and nine ninety three ninety three. If you've 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,759 Speaker 1: ever gotten married and you needed to tell someone, hey, listen, 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: don't bring up this or that, or maybe, like my 9 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: dad is, he's getting inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame. 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: I have to give a speech for him. He didn't 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,639 Speaker 1: give me any ground rules, but now that I think 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: about it, maybe he should because I don't know what 13 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: I can and can't say. I am bringing this up 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: not because of me, but because of Jed. Jed is 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: going to have quite the weekend. His brother Luke is 16 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: getting married to his beautiful, beautiful, beautiful fiance Kayla. And 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: you are giving a speech, correct. 18 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 2: And he texted me last week and said, just so 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: you're aware, you're expected to give a two or three 20 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 2: minute speech at the wedding. Nothing too crazy, nothing too inappropriate. 21 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: And I part of me is so bad. It's like 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: the kid with the bee's nest. You tell the kid 23 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 2: not to swat the bee's nest, but I so badly 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: want to just I want to give up and do 25 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 2: like a five minute stand up speech, like be it? 26 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 2: Like do a five minute comedy? 27 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 3: Could you get really inappropriate when it comes to your brother? Though, Like, 28 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 3: isn't it supposed to be a sweet moment? 29 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 2: It is supposed to be a sweet moment. But it's like, 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 2: I don't know, and I'm not going to make it 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 2: about me. Though I can't make it about me. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 4: I really have an idea of like, because this is 33 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 4: in what three or four days? 34 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was told literally on Friday of last week, Hey, 35 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: you got to write a two or three minute Remember. 36 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: When you beat his ass when we first moved here, Yeah, 37 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: bring up like, yeah, he beat his beat his brother 38 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: walk around like Stevie Wonder with glass. Oh my god, 39 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: do you remember that? 40 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: I do remember? 41 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: I do too. My mom and I were talking about 42 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: it yesterday. We were talking about your speech. We've got 43 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: a beat going on. Will you bring that up? No, okay, 44 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring that. My mom on that 45 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: bet all right? What do you think you're gonna bring up? Yeah? 46 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 2: Give us an I have to brainstorm. I'm gonna I'm 47 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 2: actually supposed to go shopping again with my mom today. 48 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 2: Wait why because she said that what I have picked 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 2: out is not necessarily the theme for the wedding. 50 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 3: You better tell Joe what the theme is. 51 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 4: I don't even think Joe will be on theme because 52 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 4: you're getting your ideas from him. 53 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 2: He's telling you, Joe, you only just send you pictures 54 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 2: of what I meant. 55 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: Listen. I love and I'm gonna do whatever I can 56 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: to make this happen. But this isn't a sports game. 57 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear nice clothes. What do you mean theme 58 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: I'm wearing. I'm wearing like a linen shirt. 59 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 2: And yeah that's perfect. 60 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because I've read I don't know why he 61 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: needs to lay out Kayla literally like was like, men 62 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: do women do? What are you not reading about it? 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: I know, I am. I'm just saying, my mom, you're 64 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 2: giving a speech. 65 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, maybe you put that in the speech. Yes, 66 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: go listen. I'm so happy that my brother has found 67 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: exactly what he wants in life, because I can't even 68 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: find a T shirt. Hey on Jet, Hey, I'm Jet. 69 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: Thanks for coming out. 70 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 3: That's the open one. That's the open liner right there. 71 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: And if you carry a mic, do the Dave Chappelle 72 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: and hit it on your leg every time that Dave Chappelle. 73 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: Can you record it his speech? 74 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? 75 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: Of course. Well do they allow recordings? 76 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 2: I don't. 77 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of money for. 78 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 3: Video because that the reception. Then I feel like that'll 79 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 3: be it is the reception. 80 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not. 81 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 3: I want to hear some of the speech. Let me 82 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 3: hear what you got prepared. 83 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 2: I don't have anything prepared yet, Ashley. I haven't wrote 84 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 2: anything down yet. 85 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 3: Are you going to write it or again to do it. 86 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: I'm going to write it down. I'm going to time 87 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 2: it out to be exactly two minutes, and then just 88 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: so because there's two other people that are going to be. 89 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: Speaking to you, to your. 90 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 2: Sister, Kayla's sister, and then I think Kurt, one of 91 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 2: her best friends. 92 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: Oh buddy, huh this. 93 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 4: Out because they're going to make They're going to have 94 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: a group of phenomenal speech everyone. 95 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 3: You are the big brother. 96 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 2: But you already Pigeon. 97 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: Paid the public. 98 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 3: You already, Yeah, you're on the radio. 99 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 2: You already pigeonholed me by going first. No, you won't. 100 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 2: You know you don't want to go first. You want 101 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 2: to go to end it with the bang. 102 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: No, because. 103 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 4: I've been in my I've been in weddings, Brore, I'm 104 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 4: telling you want to go first, because then. 105 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 3: They're like, oh, no one's going to follow that out 106 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 3: and no one, Jed, You're you're going to probably cry 107 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 3: that wedding you went to. 108 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 2: I think it was Nick Wise's wedding. 109 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, trust you want to go first, because God 110 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: forbid if anyone else giving a speech uses any of 111 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: your lines. 112 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, and by the by the second third speech, you' 113 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 3: already bored. 114 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. As a guest, Yeah, dude, we're making as 115 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: a listener, are planning everything our reception. If everything is 116 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 1: done right, I'm telling her thirty seven seconds. Oh, the 117 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: crowd will go nuts if that's the case. Yea a Amelia, Hi, 118 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: what is your recommendations for Jed's speech? 119 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 5: Oh boy, I definitely recommend not bring up anything regarding 120 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 5: past girlfriends, failures, relationships, anything jokingly of that nature. 121 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 6: Things like that. That's always a very awkward thing, especially 122 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 6: if he knows nothing about that and maybe the family does, 123 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 6: or her family is going to look at him kind 124 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 6: of like or whoever, you know, making the seat kind 125 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 6: of like awkward. So that would be my. 126 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew anything like about her, like the first. 127 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 4: I knew you fell in love with her, Like don't 128 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 4: talk about like his past relationships yeah, college. 129 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, failure or like. 130 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 3: So much. 131 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: Obviously this isn't the case. This is all just me 132 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: making it up. But you wouldn't go up there. And 133 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: one more time, I want to make this very clear, 134 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: this is me making this up. But like, ah, you know, 135 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: I'll never forget the week that you brought Kayla home 136 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: fifth girl, and I knew in that moment she was 137 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: the one. 138 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be funny, but it's not. 139 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: Or like what people don't really realize is I'm the 140 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 1: one that told Luke take her. 141 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 3: Yeah she's easy. You're listening. We love you. 142 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: I'll be here all night, like oh end It ended 143 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: with stuff like that, like uh you know, like and 144 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: and and by the way, uh. 145 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 3: Download the I Heart right yeah. 146 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: The podcast, like you could say, like, hey, you know 147 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: I ran through on the Joe Show on ninety three 148 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 1: three f l Z where you can hear this podcast 149 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: where I talked about the lovely couple that I guess 150 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: so never think about it. 151 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 3: I just like what I'm excited? 152 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: I am too? 153 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 3: Oh you ball your eyes out. 154 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 2: I don't think so you're gonna. 155 00:06:59,279 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 3: Cry about him. 156 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: When my dad asked me to you're doing the speech, 157 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: you're going to cry, and that's a good thing. That'd 158 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: be good. You should be like, hey, you know, I 159 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: was giving a couple of ground rules, but one thing 160 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: I wasn't said to do is an interpretive dance. And 161 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 1: you put down the mic and then you you back 162 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: up like you're about to dance, and then you pick 163 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: the mic back up and you go, I'm just kidding. 164 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: I'm here to talk about my brother's. 165 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 3: About the cry right now. 166 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: I was told I couldn't say any inappropriate jokes, but 167 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: he said nothing about singing them. And then you like 168 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: start to sing and you go, I'm just kidding. Hey, 169 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: what's your favorite three letter word? I'll start stuff like that. Yeah, 170 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: just stuff like that. I think it'd be huge. 171 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 3: Your brother's listening right now. He is just ful. 172 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: I'd give a speech. 173 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 2: No, did you give one? 174 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,640 Speaker 1: Of course I did? 175 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 2: What did you get a standing out? 176 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not gonna lie. 177 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 3: If it's you gotta be the one that stand up. 178 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: And by the way, I free bawled it. 179 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 2: I got I'm not no, I'm keeping it minutes on 180 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 2: the nose. I'm making it. 181 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: Amber. You said that you your maid of honor wrapped. 182 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be. 183 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 6: Like a fire ass wrap about my husband being. 184 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna wrap joe wedding? 185 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: Goofy? 186 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,959 Speaker 3: Why can't have a beating every day? Have I a 187 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 3: arm me up? 188 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? Who is going to give speech? 189 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 3: We both are? 190 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: What do you mean you both? We're gonna wrap together people. 191 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm telling you people, we're gonna wrap together. Bro might 192 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: have liked, but I can guarantee you people at the 193 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: wedding were like, hurry this it's. 194 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 2: It was so it was so good. It was so good, 195 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 2: like everybody loved it like they did it to like 196 00:08:58,679 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 2: a fing. 197 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: She did it to like a a a song like sugar. 198 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 2: Now what you see as a wedding to be I'm rapping. 199 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 3: Look at him already. 200 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 2: I'm not doing any of that corny. 201 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 3: When I write these lyrics, all you gotta do is 202 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 3: wrap up? 203 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 2: Well, what song are? 204 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 3: We're gonna have good time? 205 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: Amber, Thank you, best of luck. I'll be there. I 206 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: can't wait. 207 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 2: I know you are going to be there. How do 208 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 2: you feel about not being there? 209 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 4: Only I only feel I don't feel away just because 210 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 4: I didn't like grow up with you guys. So and 211 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 4: Luke your your brother Luke wasn't around as much as 212 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 4: Joe's little brother Luke. I don't get invited to Joelo 213 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 4: brother wedding. I'm gonna have a problem, of course, but 214 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 4: I'm very happy. 215 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: Time soon