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Speaker 1: Can somebody pull this up? This is actually north of Tampa.

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Speaker 1: There's an area called San Antonio, Florida.

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Speaker 2: Let me get Paul Stanley ready. The San Antonio, Florida.

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Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that. And it doesn't sound right. No,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is city in FLA.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's I guess it's just north of Tampa.

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Speaker 4: Unofficient unofficially known as San Anne.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, hold on, thank you, Dian.

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Speaker 3: There it is.

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Will you pull up? Will you pull something up

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Speaker 1: real quick? There's a development in San Antonio, Florida. How

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Speaker 1: far north of Tampa is it is?

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 3: Is it like a neighborhood? No, it's up there a

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Speaker 3: little bit too far. It's about a half hour forty minutes.

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Speaker 2: It's thirty five minutes drive right now KESTL dealing with

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Speaker 2: maybe some residual traffic from a rush hour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, okay, So it's about forty minutes north of Tampakay,

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Speaker 1: will you look up an area called Marada. It's a

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Speaker 1: development Marada. It is in San Antonio, Florida.

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Speaker 2: It's been now on the map. It's actually one of

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Speaker 2: the highlighted attractions.

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Speaker 3: How is water. What do you mean it looks beautiful?

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Speaker 3: What water are you looking at? Can you describe it?

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Speaker 4: Is it this like? Man? I'm looking at the real estate?

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Speaker 4: Is it is that? Like a man made lagoon?

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Speaker 1: That is fifteen acres of man made crystal lagoon, now

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Speaker 1: the biggest of its kind in the country. They built

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Speaker 1: a goddamn lagoon in the middle of this housing community.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea.

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Speaker 4: It's huge.

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Speaker 3: Lagoons are a thing.

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Speaker 4: As a as a.

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Speaker 3: As like kind of the Senate point end.

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Speaker 4: Of to get you to move.

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Speaker 1: There of a of yes, yes, So I guess there

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Speaker 1: was another community not too far away that also had

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Speaker 1: a lagoon, and so.

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Speaker 3: This Marada company came in.

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Speaker 1: Here you go before Marada, which has a fifteen acre

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Speaker 1: man made lagoon. The title once belonged to Beach Walk

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Speaker 1: Club's Crystal Lagoon in Saint John's, Florida. That's uh, that's

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Speaker 1: Jackson Village, which features over fourteen acres, and coming in

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Speaker 1: third is Eperson, the original lagoon community built by the

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Speaker 1: same developer, which spans only eight acres mind a school.

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Speaker 1: Did we not know that, like lagoon communities were a thing?

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Speaker 4: You've never heard of one until today.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't either, and then I was reading about a nut.

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Speaker 1: Look at the size of that resure out Yes, but

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Speaker 1: out in the middle. Don't move that out in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the lagoon.

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Speaker 3: Can you pop that? That's good? Out in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the.

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Speaker 1: Lagoon is like a floating amusement park where with like

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Speaker 1: everything's inflatable.

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Speaker 3: You could go out there, and.

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Speaker 1: Again, it's not a pool, it's a lagoon. You could

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Speaker 1: paddle board on it. Like I don't think you can

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Speaker 1: have boats on it, but you could paddle board on it.

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Speaker 3: You could like make your way out to.

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Speaker 1: The like to that massive inflatable amusement park out in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the lagoon.

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Speaker 2: What is it at its deepest?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know the answer to that. That I

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 1: But like houses are built all around this lagoon, and

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Speaker 1: that's where like every and by the way, a single

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Speaker 1: family home, what do you think of a single family

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Speaker 1: home just north of Tampa built around the lagoon?

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Speaker 4: Costs probably pretty expensive, right.

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Speaker 3: Tell me three quarters of a million, like seven to fifteen.

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Speaker 3: That's a good guest, Diane, higher or lower?

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Speaker 1: Higher, I'd get you in here for three hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighty five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Wow, if if you good luck.

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Speaker 4: Get in a place for a single family home.

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Speaker 1: Premium lots are going. Yeah, they are filling up like that.

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Speaker 1: Everybody now wants to live at a lagoon.

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Speaker 2: It's fifteen feet at.

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Speaker 3: Its at its deepest. Yes, that's nothing.

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Speaker 5: There.

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Speaker 2: You go to the soccer plex, jump off those platforms.

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Speaker 2: I think the deepest is eighteen so that's deeper.

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Speaker 1: The lagoon craze has translated directly into sales. Epperson, Remember

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Speaker 1: that was the one with that little pussy sized eight

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Speaker 1: acre lagoon. They're ninety four percent occupied, while Marada is

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Speaker 1: still filling out its newer section sits. It's seventy five

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Speaker 1: percent full homes in Marada.

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Speaker 3: That's this one.

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Speaker 6: By the way.

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Speaker 3: Look at the beach.

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Speaker 4: Look at the beach, beach and I swim up bar seriously,

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Speaker 4: thank you for noticing that.

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Speaker 2: Where I don't see it? Where in the picture is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, No, Diane's reading, yeah, Diane's reading.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But look looks disappointing myself for a second.

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Speaker 6: This Look at it. Look at this slide that's coming

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Speaker 6: off the side right here.

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Speaker 1: Look at all this is all beat right here obviously,

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Speaker 1: Picnic tables and stuff.

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Speaker 6: And then this is like, what.

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Speaker 3: Do you call this?

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Speaker 6: What's this area? Like an arpe legago or something?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope Dan hung up and turn off the

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Speaker 2: radio immediate lego. Isn't it just the little island in

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Speaker 2: the lagoon?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's on three sides. I spent a.

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Speaker 4: Thousand dollars on that art of legago.

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Speaker 2: No, it's connected.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: But is it like a peninsular?

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Speaker 6: Is that the word I'm thinking of?

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Speaker 3: Where If it's water on three sides, what is that?

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Speaker 2: That's the peninsula? Peninsula off an archipelago like a.

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Speaker 6: Just say it right? He did, arpa pelagago, whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't live on one.

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Speaker 2: That's on your skin lightens.

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Speaker 6: And then I don't know what this is. This is

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Speaker 6: being built over here, this is all this is like.

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Speaker 4: The club community center is a bar?

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Speaker 6: It's oh, wait, are these boats or those over here? Look?

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Speaker 6: Are these paddle boats or something?

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Speaker 2: It's hard to tell. Well, let me go through more photos.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but they said they do like three hundred events

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Speaker 3: This is genius.

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Speaker 1: And if you're not fortunate enough to live in Marada

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Speaker 1: for fifty bucks a day, you could come use the lagoon,

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Speaker 1: and there's one I don't remember if it's Eperson Marada

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Speaker 1: or the third one that we mentioned.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, there's a fourth one being built.

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Speaker 1: The lagoon isn't bit as big, but ask me what

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Speaker 1: they're putting in with it.

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Speaker 3: Lazy river there you go.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely so there's part of it where you can float

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Speaker 2: This overhead shot shows it is an island, it is

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Speaker 2: not a peninsula. Oh so that's pretty cool that you

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Speaker 2: on an island beach.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it does look fun.

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Speaker 3: By the way, look at this massive amphitheater.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's where we have events. I'm doing like zoomba,

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Speaker 6: I'm doing all.

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Speaker 3: Times they have a concert.

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Speaker 1: That's the other thing. Let me take that back. That's unfair, Elliott.

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Speaker 1: This isn't for old people now, like this isn't like

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Speaker 1: the villages. This is all single family.

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Speaker 4: Like these show young family.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's also three different areas of like park attractions,

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Speaker 2: whether it be the floating amusement that you pointed out.

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Speaker 2: There's also then like a jungle gym that's a slide

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Speaker 2: in the water, and then on the beach here you

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Speaker 6: One over here by the beach. That's like the pussy one.

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Speaker 2: And here's the here's an inflatable castle on the land

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Speaker 6: How far away are the houses?

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Speaker 3: I'm with you.

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Speaker 2: That one side has a lot of grass.

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Speaker 3: Well that's gonna be Those are gonna be premium lots.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they're gonna build it right up on the water.

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Speaker 4: This has got to be one of those like golf

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Speaker 4: car communities, right.

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Speaker 1: The I don't that sounds old people. That sounds by

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Speaker 1: the way. That's the houses they're building.

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Speaker 6: The houses are great. Yeah, it looks the houses are great.

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Speaker 3: Ceiling fan.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Wait can you scroll up for a second.

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Speaker 3: I want to see the kitchen.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh wait.

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Speaker 4: Nobody, are you looking for the pot filler?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a filler?

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Speaker 6: Go down one, go down one.

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Speaker 4: You got a lagoon? What do you need a pot

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Speaker 4: filler for?

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Speaker 3: I just want to see that, because that's money to.

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Speaker 4: Walk over to the sink and get water.

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Speaker 3: I can't take a boat.

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Speaker 2: Jeez.

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Speaker 3: You know what I want to cool? I want to

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Speaker 3: live on a lagoon.

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Speaker 2: He's volleyball.

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Speaker 1: I want to live on a lagoon. When you live there,

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Speaker 1: why don't I tell Halper to move. Uh.

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Speaker 3: They also have a pool in their backyard.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's to be like really Florida friendly with

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Speaker 2: the reason for which I'm out. But it does look

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Speaker 2: like amenity wise, it looks like a fun time, especially

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you want to be friends with your

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Speaker 2: I know that's and that's exactly where I've had too

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Speaker 3: Line one, Hi Elliott in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Hey, who's this? Hey, this is JP Man. I

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Speaker 5: just moved from Dumfries. Wife is retiring. She just got out.

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Speaker 5: We moved out. We moved down to Beachwalk Man the

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Speaker 5: st Lagoon in Saint John's. It's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, you're at the beach Walk Club's

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Speaker 1: Crystal Lagoon in Saint John's, Florida.

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Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I love it, man. That the whole area

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Speaker 5: is super nice. Everything's brand new, it's modern. And yeah

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Speaker 5: they do. They're not lying. They throw parties all the

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Speaker 5: time at the at the lagoon, man, and they have

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Speaker 5: a swim up bar, they have slides. I got a

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Speaker 5: little huge beach area seating. The only problem is our

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Speaker 5: lagoon is it's not a problem, but it's private. No,

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Speaker 5: you can't come in like they are super strict with

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Speaker 5: like passes and stuff.

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Speaker 3: And it's a private meaning it's private.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but listen, you don't you don't want the white

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Speaker 1: trash of Jacksonville coming in.

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Speaker 3: There, like that's just for you.

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Speaker 5: True, true, you know, but it ain't that. The only

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Speaker 5: problem is, you know, you see the same faces all

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Speaker 5: the time. Man, you know, it'd be nice to get

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Speaker 5: some fresh faces.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: When you when you lived in when you lived in Dumfries,

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Speaker 3: Wow, hey we're we're like you know, like I can

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Speaker 4: Like that main kind it's huge?

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Speaker 3: Hey, where is it is?

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Speaker 5: They got a full gym and everything?

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Speaker 3: How far is your house from there?

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Speaker 6: Look at the swim a bar.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's all, it's all. It's a whole golf golf

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Speaker 3: Hey, if you played ping pong on that outdoor ping

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Speaker 4: We have, Yeah, there's the gym. How nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's monthly a month, No.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait hold on now, let me let's step back

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Speaker 1: because everybody, now let's we're not gonna and we're not

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Speaker 3: So let's say it.

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Speaker 1: Let's say it's five hundred. No, let's say it's five

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Speaker 3: They'll do it for you. There's a swim up.

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Speaker 1: Bar, I'm maintaining an outdoor ping pong table, there's a

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Speaker 3: I gotta tell you that, ain't that ain't bad.

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Speaker 5: No, it's not, it's not. It's totally worth and the

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Speaker 5: Tyler would hate it. No, it is a very tight

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Speaker 1: No, but that's great, that's great. And did you say

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Speaker 1: did you say you're retiring with what did you did

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, she retired man uh from the government. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, gonna say you sound young, bro. Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm forty four, she's fifty. Yeah, she's rocking

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: I like him, I like him, of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. That's the experience, all right.

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Speaker 3: Hey, do you guys have do you guys have it?

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Speaker 1: You're at the like coming off the like the into

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Speaker 3: Not a zip line?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess kind of a rope swing where you kind

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 5: No, but you know it is weird though, is I

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Speaker 3: That's whereth's five hundred bucks?

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Speaker 1: Can never I could sit out there and neit a

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Speaker 1: I know where not to go by the way. Smartest

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Speaker 5: I appreciate it. Absolutely. We got no regrets, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. He make sure, make sure the whole

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Speaker 3: Please, thank you.

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Speaker 2: That says Marata, which is the one in has a

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Where was the woman in the video yesterday?

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Speaker 5: Who?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't at Marauder one of these lagoon places, but

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Speaker 3: But there's almost like a line.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's to keep the birds away underneath her, but

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Speaker 1: Diana swear to God, it looks like it's gonna cut her.

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Speaker 3: Cooter in Hell is this in Honduras.

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Speaker 1: The yes yeah, which is different than for than Jacksonville.

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Speaker 3: You gotta see the video though, like.

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Speaker 1: You think that it's like you think it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: how she popped her cherry.

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Speaker 2: Are you done?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Diane, Here we go.

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Speaker 6: Okay, watch, okay, hold.

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Speaker 2: On, Tyler, it's gonna play once you're ready.

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Speaker 6: No, well, hit play because I can't see anything. Pause. Okay,

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Speaker 6: so this girl here, you see the rope swing?

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Speaker 1: Diane, huh okay, what you can't see is there's a

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Speaker 6: All right, go ahead, here we go. Watch see if

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Speaker 6: Here we go go, get a girl.

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Speaker 8: And oh, so is.

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Speaker 2: That her husband or boyfriend looking over super concerned?

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Speaker 4: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a zip line meets a rope

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Speaker 1: You swear yes, exactly exactly, and then it zips you

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Speaker 2: So where did that it's it's a retrieval line. Where

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Speaker 3: It's not in the shot before she let me?

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Speaker 6: Let me say go again?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it went with yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wow, and she just let go. She didn't die there,

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Speaker 7: I mean, she looks like she almost like lost strinth

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Diane, I'm not no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 7: I am not criticizing her for that. I could imagine

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Speaker 1: No, the difference is that's like if somebody kicked me

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Speaker 3: Up the middle.

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Speaker 2: Doctors described it as a catastrophic saddle injury.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, I have audio of the sound.

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Speaker 2: She initially her name's Kristen Dan still saddle injury?

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Speaker 3: What is the saddle injury?

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Speaker 2: Kirs? I feel like he may have heard that term

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Speaker 2: her condition deteriorated rapidly as swelling in pain became more severe.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't long before the injury swelled to the size

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Speaker 3: Ooh, her labia must be like this.

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Speaker 2: So this excursion, which was part of Carnival Cruise Lines OH,

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Speaker 2: They later returned and were told they needed to evacuate.

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Speaker 3: They had to fly her around.

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Speaker 2: It was fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and everybody knew, Hey, what happened?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Where's where's Bagoon going.

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Speaker 2: They wouldn't let them leave the ship though, in the

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Speaker 1: I get my wallet out, but unfortunately, my saddle hurts

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Speaker 1: too much.

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Speaker 4: Honey paid the man they were given.

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Speaker 2: If they weren't gonna evacuate by air to the United States,

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Speaker 2: they chose air evacuation because they believed his best way

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Speaker 1: And all I could think of is Kirsten on the gurney.

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Speaker 1: It's windy on the cruise ship and the sheet keeps

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Speaker 1: blowing up. She's got big inflamed labia.

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Speaker 2: She underwent surgery in Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I bet she did.

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Speaker 2: In addition to the fifty thousand dollars, there are now

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Speaker 3: Wait, so where are they now?

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Speaker 2: Florida?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Florida, Florida. She can't say deprived sexual pleasure. Hell,

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Speaker 1: she can do whatever she wants down there now.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here's hold on, here's an updates.

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Speaker 3: So she has you can plant a tree in that thing.

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Speaker 2: She has gotten back to Louisiana. Oh good, She is

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Speaker 2: to recover. Go funmy has been set up.

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Speaker 3: I'd pay that one.

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Speaker 2: Donations and they're asking for continued prayers.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna pray? Oh that means thirteen dollars.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Supposed to be Christen's first cruise and it turned into

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Speaker 3: I believe that's not that's not hyperbole.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean that is the worst experience of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she swung out the line tightened between her legs

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Speaker 2: before she saw that, causing the injury. It says, obviously

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Speaker 2: the pain has been unbearable, and.

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Speaker 3: Then tried to laugh at all baseball again.

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Speaker 6: I'm split up the middle.

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Speaker 3: Does it say did it cut her suit?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It does not say that on the go fund me.

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Speaker 3: I know't cut her taint. Oh wait, hold on mine

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Speaker 3: five needs me?

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Speaker 6: Hi elliot in the morning.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this, miss Missy from Fort Myers?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Missy from Fort Myers. How are you?

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Speaker 9: I'm doing good?

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Speaker 5: How are you excellent?

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Speaker 3: Excellent?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Are you in a lagoon?

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Speaker 6: Also?

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Speaker 9: Well, I almost moved to one. The one that's here

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Speaker 9: closer to Fort Myers is than North Fort Myers.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, what is the one there? What is the

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Speaker 3: one there?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Brightwater?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not even on my list of lagoon community.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, but they did say they did say that

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Speaker 1: these lagoon communities are are such a like you agree,

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Speaker 1: it's not going to be long. They're going to start

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Speaker 1: popping up in more and maybe they already have in

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Speaker 1: more places than Florida.

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Speaker 3: But this marauder one they.

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Speaker 1: Keep talking about is like the hottest housing community in

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Speaker 1: the country.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 9: People go I mean people go there all the time

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Speaker 9: just for like the day passes and stuff. And when

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Speaker 9: I moved there, I was when I was about to

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Speaker 9: move there, I was going to look at houses there

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Speaker 9: because it looks like a fun community.

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Speaker 10: But then it was like just a little two people

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Speaker 10: leave for me and you know, and it was I

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Speaker 10: had just gotten sober, and that place this makes you

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Speaker 10: want to drink and have fun. And then the house

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Speaker 10: I looked at was the neighbor of a guy that

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Speaker 10: I slept with, So that kind of turns me up.

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Speaker 5: So wow, all right.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's very Yeah, no, listen, I get it.

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Speaker 2: I get to Florida. It's like the Rhode Island of

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Speaker 2: the South. That's small.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy. Hey, are you liking Fort Myers?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well I'm in Cape Coral. I was in Fort Myers,

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Speaker 9: but I'm in Cape Coral.

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Speaker 5: That's just right over the bridge.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what is the when you crossed, Like, if you

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Speaker 1: go Fort Myers heading out towards like Catalina, what is

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Speaker 1: the not Captiva? What is that first place on the

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Speaker 1: other side of the bridge.

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Speaker 3: Santabel Santa Bel Island.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that is where I went with. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how I ended up there with Milkman, but

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Speaker 1: that's where that's where I thought I was. I was tooting,

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Speaker 1: but I crapped on the bath mat.

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Speaker 9: Sounds like something I might do.

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Speaker 3: You know who else crapped on the bath mat?

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Speaker 1: The woman who got herself split in half there by

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Speaker 1: the rope.

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Speaker 3: All right, very good, very good. Wait, what's wrong? Thank you, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: I thought she just had guess, oh, did she just fart?

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Speaker 2: Did it sound like she did?

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Speaker 3: Did she just fart?

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Speaker 2: And she said it sounds like something she may do.

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Speaker 3: And then she farted into the phone.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know, I think, or.

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Speaker 3: Well, you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, oh, she just got sober.

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Speaker 6: Oh back in the day, she only queathed like a

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Speaker 6: drug woman.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's worth pointing out that Carnival.

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Speaker 3: Oh back to the h back to the keep our

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Speaker 3: name out of your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yes, from the Lagoon to the Lagoon. Carnival does not

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Speaker 2: supervise or control the tour operators on the excursions, and

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Speaker 2: only sells tickets to these as a convenience for their guests.

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Speaker 3: Dive at your own risk.