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Speaker 2: He because something. Let me explain. I understand this. I
Speaker 2: love baseball. I just don't know like the individual rules
Speaker 2: and where the measurements aren't on the junt So Triple
Speaker 2: A Baseball is trying some new things this year, new
Speaker 2: rule experience, just like they did with the you know,
Speaker 2: the replay rule. One of them is this. One of
Speaker 2: the more noticeable changes will take place in the Triple
Speaker 2: A International League, where second base is set to be
Speaker 2: repositioned for the season's second half. Instead of sitting partially
Speaker 2: outside the infield diamond, the bag will be moved fully
Speaker 2: within it. That adjustment brings second base closer to both
Speaker 2: first and third by roughly nine inches, and even closer
Speaker 2: compared to pre twenty twenty three dimensions where the were enlarged.
Speaker 2: The visual difference may be subtle, but the impact could
Speaker 2: be meaningful. Shorter distances between bases could encourage more stolen
Speaker 2: base attempts and tighter bang bang plays, similar to what
Speaker 2: happened when larger bases were introduced. I can't picture what
Speaker 2: they're saying about it being second basis said to be
Speaker 2: instead of sitting partially outside of the infield, does it
Speaker 2: sit outside of the infield diamond?
Speaker 3: And here with an explanation is the fans Paul meat
Speaker 3: Sauce Lamberg.
Speaker 1: I don't have any idea, but I can take a
Speaker 1: guess at it. I think they want it higher up
Speaker 1: from the infield, like the infield grass. I think is
Speaker 1: what they're referring to. Yeah, what Max.
Speaker 4: Said, Yeah, if you look at it, I totally get
Speaker 4: what Hawk is thearying too, because it's like it's not
Speaker 4: something you really notice because nobody's ever looking at a
Speaker 4: baseball field from a bird's eye view. Yeah right, but yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't look like it's going to be too big
Speaker 4: of a deal, but enough to make an impact apparently,
Speaker 4: which stolen basis is always fun.
Speaker 2: You must feel like such a badass when you steal
Speaker 2: a base.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a cool thing, man. That's why Ricky Henderson
Speaker 5: was the coolest.
Speaker 2: The coolest man, and that guy was nuts.
Speaker 5: He loved but no further. He talked in the third
Speaker 5: person all the time, dollar check all the time. Never
Speaker 5: catched it.
Speaker 2: He never, he didn't think, He didn't think about just
Speaker 2: getting into canceled check. He framed the actual check brilliant.
Speaker 5: There's so many good quotes.
Speaker 3: Why why, you know, for all the egos in this building,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised none of us talking the third person, Like
Speaker 3: we all, you know, we you sarcastic meat sauce, but
Speaker 3: that's not really talking to the third you'll reference that
Speaker 3: you're somebody's meat sauce in something. No, nobody on the
Speaker 3: fans like, well, you know, you know, Ann Burrerow doesn't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 5: Even you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like, nobody nobody does that. I don't think
Speaker 3: he was Tackletary Tuma do that, probably.
Speaker 4: He says, Yeah, he says, Triple T does this today.
Speaker 5: See I haven't heard fan outdoors in a while. Triple
Speaker 5: T's found his honey hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he says that all this he speaks exclusively any
Speaker 4: bonics too.
Speaker 5: It's a weird, weird thing you started doing. Cooked on
Speaker 5: I heard that phrase and I studied it.
Speaker 3: To you, you have to take a second language. If
Speaker 3: you have a liberal arts degree. Yeah, so started with Spanish,
Speaker 3: failed American sign language mostly failed at the hell out
Speaker 3: of the Bonics. Interesting, yep, good for you all four semesters.
Speaker 5: I just watched those two dudes on airplane with the airplane.
Speaker 4: That's what made me think of it as been awkward
Speaker 4: talking about airplane.
Speaker 5: Yea great villa.
Speaker 2: Are you watching fred Nando highlights over there?
Speaker 5: I'm not watching fred Nando.
Speaker 6: I'm watching t J Parker at the defensive end edge
Speaker 6: you got out of Clemson.
Speaker 5: Because it's it's on the list. Is he collaboring people?
Speaker 5: It's on the list. I've already watched some of his highlights,
Speaker 5: so I'm rewatching it. It's yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Too excited about anybody?
Speaker 5: It's not t J Parker?
Speaker 3: According to Sauces little Chee sheet, it's TAJ Parker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes he did.
Speaker 5: What does it even mean? I don't know. Man be
Speaker 5: alone for thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: No, Ben, is there anybody you're excited about that we
Speaker 2: might get? I know you like the running back. I
Speaker 2: know you like people that we probably won't get.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like I like Kean en Kenyon Sadik.
Speaker 3: Is there a realist chance that he's even there though, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh gosh, yeah, yeah, I thought, Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 5: Mean Sidik had like the crazy combine.
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, well, now there's no chance he's going to eighteen,
Speaker 3: but he's gonna he's gonna be off the board way
Speaker 3: before that.
Speaker 6: Well, like a lot of the draft stuff, it's about
Speaker 6: what what does your immediate team need?
Speaker 5: And it'd be hard.
Speaker 6: I think it wouldn't shock me if he's gone, But
Speaker 6: then that just means that one of these teams just
Speaker 6: really really values what he did he does based on
Speaker 6: what their team needs are. And right now, the way
Speaker 6: things kind of shake out, there's a lot of other
Speaker 6: players that are rated probably higher than him, and they
Speaker 6: fit what these other teams are looking for, whether it's
Speaker 6: a cornerback or whether it's an offensive guard or something
Speaker 6: like that. So if teams, if teams want to leap
Speaker 6: ahead and get a little sexy and take him and
Speaker 6: just be like, listen, he's just too talented to pass up,
Speaker 6: then he'll be gone. But if you're really looking at
Speaker 6: some team needs and like really filling immediate holes for
Speaker 6: immediate starters, then I think there's a good chance it'll
Speaker 6: be between a guy like TJ. Parker, who I'm we're
Speaker 6: kind of watching right now and we're talking. We're going
Speaker 6: to talk about in the podcast, it'll be Theeneman. Theeneman
Speaker 6: is almost assuredly a lock at this point.
Speaker 1: At eighteen, ESPN called it the second most predictable pick
Speaker 1: in the drug.
Speaker 5: Really free nand tell me Aboutenman.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: He's He's a safety from Oregon by way of Purdue
Speaker 6: that basically has done everything. He's played safety spot, he's
Speaker 6: played down in the slot, he's played in the box.
Speaker 6: He is the closest thing to filling the Harrison Smith
Speaker 6: void for this defense of any safety that's in the
Speaker 6: draft right now. The kid out of Toledo that a
Speaker 6: lot of people just go back and forth with. You know,
Speaker 6: he's a really explosive player, he's a big hitter, he's
Speaker 6: all that stuff. But he's not really in the box player.
Speaker 6: He's not to me, he's not the dynamic athlete that
Speaker 6: Theeneman is. And I think that in this scheme, you're
Speaker 6: looking for a guy that can replicate a lot of
Speaker 6: the things that Harrison Smith did, and that means that
Speaker 6: you need to find a hybrid athlete that can do
Speaker 6: all of those things, a little bit of a Swiss
Speaker 6: Army safety. I think Theeneman fits that build more than
Speaker 6: the kid out of Toledo. There's a manual kid out
Speaker 6: of Toledo, so I think it is it's scheme fit.
Speaker 6: I think they are both very talented, but I think
Speaker 6: for what we're looking for, I think Theeneman makes the
Speaker 6: most sense. And the thing is when we get to
Speaker 6: that point at eighteen in the draft, and again you
Speaker 6: don't have to tune into here a lot more of
Speaker 6: this stuff tonight, but thank you man, we we're only
Speaker 6: going to be around that best the fourth best cornerback.
Speaker 6: So if you're in the idea that we have to
Speaker 6: go defensive back like corner because the way the draft
Speaker 6: is laid out another team needs, you're not looking at
Speaker 6: a top tier corner You're looking at maybe the fourth best,
Speaker 6: which still could be a late first rounder.
Speaker 5: But I feel I feel like you're overdrafting.
Speaker 6: If the draft goes the way a lot of expert
Speaker 6: thinks it's gonna go, you're gonna have the number one
Speaker 6: tied end in the draft, in Sadik probably available. You
Speaker 6: have the number two safety after Caleb Downs, which Sauce
Speaker 6: may think that he actually takes a little bit of
Speaker 6: a slide in this draft, but I don't know if
Speaker 6: he's gonna get past the Commanders where they pick. Because
Speaker 6: Deronte Jones is now the defensive coordinator in Washington, they'll
Speaker 6: probably look for a safety that can do a lot
Speaker 6: of the same things, and Downs will probably end up
Speaker 6: going there. So if that's the number one safety off
Speaker 6: the draft, then you're getting the number two safety like
Speaker 6: athenem In to fall to you at eighteen. You could
Speaker 6: also look for an intier defensive lineman, but you're looking
Speaker 6: for more of a run stuffing at that point in
Speaker 6: the draft, more of a run stuffing, big body guy,
Speaker 6: So Caiden McDonald could be the pick there, or a TJ. Parker,
Speaker 6: which is an edge Again at that point in the draft,
Speaker 6: t J. Parker is probably the fifth or sixth best
Speaker 6: edge rusher in the draft. So it's like, are you
Speaker 6: reaching for an edge guy just to get an edge guy?
Speaker 6: Are you looking for just a big body, fat guy
Speaker 6: in the middle, or are you going to fill the
Speaker 6: need with a tight end or a safety that is
Speaker 6: really high on the board.
Speaker 5: Kirk Cousins is signing with the Raiders. The Raiders, Ye, thanks,
Speaker 5: to man, it makes perfect. He's going to mentor free
Speaker 5: Nando and yeah, dude, that makes it. I bet you
Speaker 5: he starts.
Speaker 6: He Kirk will start this year, He'll be the bridge quarterback,
Speaker 6: and then Frinando will play the next year.
Speaker 2: It's a perfect opportunity.
Speaker 5: So let'll tell you.
Speaker 2: For a guy to learn from a guy, I love it.
Speaker 3: It's his clone, man, And what a perfect spot for Kirk.
Speaker 3: Like in terms of the culture of the community.
Speaker 2: Just walk around a way with people like we did
Speaker 2: together and Vigers last time.
Speaker 5: Yeah bet you did, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he and I both.
Speaker 3: Hey, Benjamin, I was just looking at Fenemon's Wikipedia page, right,
Speaker 3: you said he went to Purdue and then ended up
Speaker 3: at Oregon made him and committee to play college football
Speaker 3: Purdue over schools such as Indiana, Minnesota in Northwestern.
Speaker 5: So apparently at some point we had an offer in
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 6: Well, I think, and it don't have it in front
Speaker 6: of me. I think that there's a family legacy at
Speaker 6: Purdue mm. So I think it was kind of like
Speaker 6: one of those foregone conclusions that he was going to
Speaker 6: be a boiler Maker.
Speaker 5: He had a ton of tackles in Purdue a ton.
Speaker 5: I think it was something like the three hundred range,
Speaker 5: and it's a couple of years he was there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the only thing I don't love about him is
Speaker 6: he's only six foot tall.
Speaker 1: But the other thing, too, is a huge bit Nordo
Speaker 1: pointed out yesterday on their show on nine to newon.
Speaker 7: You guys are riding motorcycles, were riding motorcycles and getting persians.
Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions right in front of us and picked
Speaker 1: seventeen have very similar needs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they really do, they really do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's there's a couple teams on this board before
Speaker 6: eighteen that really could be wild cards. And there's obviously
Speaker 6: I think there's gonna be some trades.
Speaker 5: They are going to affect some things.
Speaker 6: But as as it stands right now, there are a
Speaker 6: couple teams, including the Lions, that really could throw a
Speaker 6: wrench and a lot of what we're looking at.
Speaker 1: But they have, you know, two third round picks that
Speaker 1: could maneuver a little maybe up to sixteen or fifteen
Speaker 1: with those picks without giving up anything. In the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty seven loaded Draft, you guys should do a podcast.
Speaker 5: I did do that. We are Yeah, it's free. Hey,
Speaker 5: wait when is that gonna arrogant tonight specifically okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, Louver goose and for the initials gaming round.
Speaker 5: Right to stud that guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah right.
Speaker 6: Could you guys tell Lou because I don't know him
Speaker 6: at all that I read his book The Vanished because
Speaker 6: it's my hometown. N Yeah, fantastic book, really really well
Speaker 6: done as far as the research he put in.
Speaker 5: It's a case you were familiar with. No, I never
Speaker 5: even heard of that case before.
Speaker 6: But the funny thing is, you know, because we could
Speaker 6: all do this right, you can, as you're reading the
Speaker 6: book and you're talking about your hometown, you can picture
Speaker 6: exactly in the county where all of this is taking place.
Speaker 6: So it's really fun to hear him talk about certain
Speaker 6: highways and roads and you know, kind of adjacent to
Speaker 6: this that, and you're like, oh, I know exactly where
Speaker 6: that's at.
Speaker 5: That's really cool. And I'll never look at that farm
Speaker 5: ground again, I bet. Yeah. He's got a new crime book,
Speaker 5: a new case. What's it called Hawk?
Speaker 2: Well, I can give you the real yeah, I'm asking y,
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. New book, Mastermind, covers the shooting of
Speaker 2: a Minneapolis crime scene investigator while she was off duty
Speaker 2: picking up her son.
Speaker 5: She's a vived.
Speaker 2: I covered case for Carolevin pretty extensively, but knew there
Speaker 2: were way more details than could ever fit into the
Speaker 2: news reports because her ex was one of the most
Speaker 2: manipulative people I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was on with Barrero talking about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tim was a respected taekwondo master, jim owner, extremely charismatic
Speaker 2: with lots of friends. Despite Nikki having a job with
Speaker 2: the MPD, Tim managed to convince people in the system
Speaker 2: to believe his side of the story multiple times throughout
Speaker 2: their custody battle.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: On lou Ragos dot com the the about the book page,
Speaker 3: there's a little blurb that says, uh, this focuses on
Speaker 3: a wrongly incarcerated man named Nando.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: And they're going to get to the bottom of this
Speaker 3: Apparently that I didn't know. At the end of the book,
Speaker 3: you're pretty convinced that Nandy didn't do it and that
Speaker 3: Nando needs to be freed. We'll talk to about that tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: lose a good dude, man, Yeah, great dude. Used to
Speaker 3: have that extra podcast. Remember that podcast we used to
Speaker 3: do and Blue Goose.
Speaker 5: Was on it. What happened to that? Well?
Speaker 2: You know, hey, do you think he'll be good at
Speaker 2: the initials though.
Speaker 5: I mean he's smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean he knows a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: He probably forgot a lot of stuff, you know. I
Speaker 2: mean it's in there somewhere, the smart guy. Yeah, Ben
Speaker 2: yep free, Nando free.
Speaker 5: He was wrongly convicted.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, guys, I can stick around. We don't have
Speaker 6: a morning meeting today. Yea, if you guys, bonus stick
Speaker 6: around till nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: I can do that.
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Speaker 2: can I give you guys one more new baseball rule.
Speaker 2: They're trying and but they're doing this in single A
Speaker 2: and I find this really interesting, you know how they had.
Speaker 2: Like in lower leagues of baseball and stuff, they have
Speaker 2: the ten run rule. This is kind of a variation
Speaker 2: on that at lower levels. A unique role is being
Speaker 2: introduced with player health in mind. In the Arizona Fall League,
Speaker 2: Florida Complex League, and the Dominican Summer League, starting pitchers
Speaker 2: will be allowed to re enter a game after being
Speaker 2: removed as long as it happens in the following inning
Speaker 2: and they've thrown at least twenty five pitches. It's not
Speaker 2: about strategy as much as it is about protection. Young
Speaker 2: pitchers can lose command quickly, resulting in long, stressful innings.
Speaker 2: This rule gives teams a way to reset without overextending
Speaker 2: arms that are still being developed. So literally, if you're
Speaker 2: up and you're just crapping the bed, they can take
Speaker 2: you out of the game, put somebody else in, and
Speaker 2: then you can come in and start the next time.
Speaker 4: I love that, Yeah, I wasnay, I kind of like
Speaker 4: that too, and the build for possible drama and the
Speaker 4: picture getting taken out and yanked and then with the
Speaker 4: next inning he comes in and just starts hurling fire.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's that's eater, right, there. Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's no different than a basketball team taking a time
Speaker 6: out at a at a particular moment when you got
Speaker 6: to stop somebody on a heater, or you just got
Speaker 6: to regroup and you come out of the break and
Speaker 6: all of a sudden like you're a different team.
Speaker 3: Or as we've talked about with Zacho, with goalies and hockey,
Speaker 3: when you pull a goalie, almost never does that goalie
Speaker 3: go back in. It's almost always all right, you're done,
Speaker 3: but there.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they were allowed to, but they can.
Speaker 5: They can go back in.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's because of injuries, sometimes because they switch back
Speaker 3: for whatever reason.
Speaker 5: But it's pretty duke on themselves or something. Most of
Speaker 5: the time it's it's your out, you're staying else.
Speaker 3: But the idea is, the idea of you can go
Speaker 3: back in is kind of a game changer for baseball.
Speaker 5: We'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that idea me too, So there you go,
Speaker 3: thank you. Baseball historians probably hate it. They don't like change.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 6: I guess I don't understand though, in the name of
Speaker 6: players safety and health, like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, like instead of just keeping him in there, And
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess it's a way, like you said,
Speaker 2: kind of call a time out for him. He goes
Speaker 2: and sits. They bring in a relief pitcher, he rests
Speaker 2: its head as opposed to chasing it, and then he
Speaker 2: comes back in. I don't know, yeah, weird.
Speaker 5: However, whatever guys they're going to use, I think it's
Speaker 5: a good rule. Free Nando, Yeah, free Nando. Now it's
Speaker 5: time four headlines.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go around the world of random news
Speaker 3: stories and see what's going on. We talked about this earlier,
Speaker 3: but let's rehash it if you weren't listening almost three
Speaker 3: hours ago. Bennett, it worked, I would argue Chris started
Speaker 3: it here in the Twin Cities, but it worked. After
Speaker 3: the backlash, Hershey is going to reverse course, according to them,
Speaker 3: at least, even though the grandson is still skeptical. But
Speaker 3: they claim Hershey's claims that they are going back to
Speaker 3: the old recipe for things like Reese's Peanut butter cups
Speaker 3: by the year twenty twenty seven, So by the end
Speaker 3: of this year they believe they'll be back doing it
Speaker 3: the old way. Brad Reese, the grandson of the founder
Speaker 3: of Reese's Peanut buttercups. Reese is a little skeptical that
Speaker 3: her She's actually going to follow through with this. They
Speaker 3: think he thinks they're doing it just for PR and
Speaker 3: saying no, we're going to do it the old way.
Speaker 3: We're going back. He basically saying I'll believe it when
Speaker 3: I see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Good for him, Yeah, good for remains skeptical until the
Speaker 6: proof is in the cups.
Speaker 2: Hey, brother, that's what I always say. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean, You know, I think that is not real.
Speaker 5: Prove it. Let me let me put these palms on here.
Speaker 5: Prove it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, prove it. I got to release then I got
Speaker 7: a five finger test right here. That's right, brother, Brad.
Speaker 3: Brad Rees says that this is an admission that Hershey
Speaker 3: was using cost cutting architecture and compromising the quality of
Speaker 3: the Reese's peanut butter cuts, which is exactly what Chris
Speaker 3: was saying for the last handful of years. He also
Speaker 3: says there's a quote credibility gap in their carefully engineered messaging.
Speaker 5: That's the PR spin.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is so many people Corey and
Speaker 2: and I understand emailed me or tweeted me and said
Speaker 2: it's because of COVID you can't taste things correctly, And
Speaker 2: I was like, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 5: Everything else stays the same.
Speaker 2: These tastes like dog gas, you know, sure, and it
Speaker 2: really pisses me off.
Speaker 5: Wait too much again.
Speaker 3: Brad Rees said that they had changed the classic recipe,
Speaker 3: replacing milk chocolate with compound coatings and peanut butter with
Speaker 3: peanut butter style cream.
Speaker 5: Go back to peanut butter. Just go back to peanut butter.
Speaker 5: Did you just go back to peanut butter? Yeah, go
Speaker 5: back to peanut butter. Jeff name is, so we'll see again.
Speaker 3: Brad is a little skeptical that they're actually gonna switch back.
Speaker 6: I mean, there's nothing better, sir. What sorry got? Freedom
Speaker 6: I got? I got to stand up every time.
Speaker 2: I just ate that omelet less than a half hour ago.
Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: It smells like an egg farm in here.
Speaker 5: Was there sulfur in those eggs?
Speaker 2: There smells like the devil lives in here.
Speaker 5: There was an ooze sound to that.
Speaker 4: Came like if a Turner was behind Hawk's acid would
Speaker 4: turn into Leonardo or raphaeluck Nando.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a weapons prequel in the works.
Speaker 5: About aunt Gladys. I think I didn't see them. Do
Speaker 5: you guys care enough to make a prequel? I loved
Speaker 5: her performance. I don't know if.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we should make everything into a world.
Speaker 5: Some things should just be story. Yeah it could be,
Speaker 5: it could be good, but I just had.
Speaker 2: To become that. It almost blew it. I'm sorry, Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if we need it though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're probably right. I'll probably watch it, especially if there's nudity.
Speaker 5: What is wrong? Speaking of nudity?
Speaker 3: Somebody has to explain this to me because I don't
Speaker 3: know what this means. Kelly Rippa admits that she had
Speaker 3: micro needling done on her butt cheeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what what is to get rid of her? Is
Speaker 5: that what it is to cell?
Speaker 6: I don't think so, because people do micro needling on
Speaker 6: their face for watch, just to increase collagen and circulation. Basically,
Speaker 6: I mean think of think of yeah, I guess why
Speaker 6: my why my blank? Or think of acupuncture, but then
Speaker 6: like you know, a thousand times over with little teeny
Speaker 6: tiny needles all over your face.
Speaker 4: Google AI says it's also called a booty facial.
Speaker 5: Oh you've seen that movie? Can we talk about something
Speaker 5: like that on the other side. Oh yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 5: Jaal your fantasy football team name. That's right. Stop, he
Speaker 5: doesn't have one of those. You don't know that, You're right,
Speaker 5: I don't sauce, all right, Sauce.
Speaker 3: I think there's a chance you have seen this, So
Speaker 3: don't guess, and you need to go last one of
Speaker 3: my Tommy Tonight, Oh my god, tonight on Bravo the
Speaker 3: series premiere The Real Housewives of Blank.
Speaker 5: The Buke.
Speaker 3: I'll give you guys a hint. This is a state,
Speaker 3: not a city. Ben, I want one guess, the Real
Speaker 3: Housewives of.
Speaker 6: You have psychic Ben can nail this the Real Housewives.
Speaker 3: Because you're a critical thinker, you're probably thinking, well, why
Speaker 3: am I bringing this up, right, I'm not.
Speaker 5: It's not going to be.
Speaker 3: Let's just state it's not going to be the Real
Speaker 3: Housewives of California.
Speaker 5: The obvious ones or the ones they've already done. Right,
Speaker 5: So your guess is the Real Housewives of Wisconsin. Wisconsin,
Speaker 5: Chris Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: I'll just go with like New Orleans, I don't know,
Speaker 4: something weird states, Louisiana, Zach, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, uh, thinking Rhode Island. That is the correct answer.
Speaker 3: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island starts tonight on Broad.
Speaker 5: Providence is a great town. It's a great city. Go there.
Speaker 3: My gals did there a girl trip last fall to
Speaker 3: Providence and were kind of underwhelmed. Really that My wife
Speaker 3: believes she got instagrammed.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, we're a couple of like travel influencers go to
Speaker 3: they go to somewhere and every photo they take looks
Speaker 3: like it's spectacular, and you got to go to this
Speaker 3: breakfast place and this and that and make sure you
Speaker 3: see this lighthouse.
Speaker 5: And they went there and they were like, it was
Speaker 5: kind of depressing.
Speaker 3: And then Parish Parish played hockey there and Parish are like, well,
Speaker 3: I could have told your Providence sucks. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: all right, so it sounds like you like it more
Speaker 3: than everybody else does. But my wife and kids had fun,
Speaker 3: but they were underwhelmed. Yeah, they thought they got instagrammed.
Speaker 3: I've just heard that.
Speaker 6: I've heard quite the opposite, and it's that it's becoming
Speaker 6: a new East Coast hotspot because it is a little
Speaker 6: bit more affordable.
Speaker 5: It's a very walkable city. That is very true. They
Speaker 5: walked everywhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it just seems like kind of good clean
Speaker 6: living without having to pay Boston prices, prices sauce.
Speaker 3: Will you or your gal watch The Real Housewives of
Speaker 3: Rhode Island?
Speaker 5: I doubt it. We watched you can't keell? No really,
Speaker 5: why not?
Speaker 1: The Valley premieres tonight. That's a show she watches, and
Speaker 1: then the Real Housewives will have a new episode tonight
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills, and that's an A plus show.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the newest show that they're gonna
Speaker 2: put on, No Devious Divorces of Denver. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: about some real sluts. I can't wait.
Speaker 5: With the DT Denver. Call it real Sluts of Denver. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, every time they cut away, it's that cop that
Speaker 1: caught you sleep with one of those ladies.
Speaker 5: I'm stupid.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of high schools, Benjamin and Georgia, that
Speaker 3: obviously have athletic teams, and they face off from time
Speaker 3: to time.
Speaker 4: M H.
Speaker 3: A handful of months ago, one football team beat the
Speaker 3: other football team sixty three to nothing.
Speaker 5: Geez, I mean, yeah it happens.
Speaker 3: Sure, that's I mean nine touchdowns, But it's not like
Speaker 3: you know, It's not like it was nine hundred to nothing.
Speaker 5: It was sixty three. Zip. That's a butt kicking.
Speaker 3: The same team one against the other high school, same
Speaker 3: two teams, right, same team victorious.
Speaker 5: In both just beat that other high school.
Speaker 3: In baseball, what was the baseball score, same two teams,
Speaker 3: sixty three nothing.
Speaker 5: In football, the baseball score, same.
Speaker 1: Two teams was forty three to one, saus sixty three nothing.
Speaker 5: Yep, I was going to say, interesting score two, Max,
Speaker 5: I'll go bitty zero, Zach, Yeah, I had sixty three
Speaker 5: is the number that Who I am? I like that thinking.
Speaker 3: But Ben was the closest. You said forty three to one, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: forty six? Ripes, boys, that's a That's one of those
Speaker 3: things where it's like, maybe we do need separate you know,
Speaker 3: class systems there for ye for sports in high school.
Speaker 5: That's all something.
Speaker 3: I'm all for class warfare.
Speaker 5: Let's go, let's start.
Speaker 2: With the water fountains.
Speaker 5: So that's.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 5: It took me a second. Took me a second, I
Speaker 5: got there.
Speaker 4: Is that why they're building two out there in the
Speaker 4: hallway court?
Speaker 5: Porn man, dam I'm boys with Nando.
Speaker 1: I like Nanda and all seriously on the list.
Speaker 6: Isn't that a situation though where it is there's a
Speaker 6: run rule. I know there was, Yeah, after I think
Speaker 6: I'm guessing they played nine inning games, so after seven Indians,
Speaker 6: So they did that, they had scored that many points
Speaker 6: in seven innings, maybe forty six rip.
Speaker 2: Maybe they scored them all in the seventh inning. Maybe
Speaker 2: there's three to nothing going into the top of the seventh.
Speaker 3: Maybe researchers have developed a new apple variety called sun
Speaker 3: Flare by crossing honey Crisp and pink Lady apples. And
Speaker 3: I can tell you I've seen the video of the breeding.
Speaker 3: It was hot. Oh my god, due this apple. Lookhouse,
Speaker 3: rubber Mouth. Over there are Grease honey Crisp top three.
Speaker 5: Honey Crisp might be number one.
Speaker 3: I go Granny Smith one, but I think honey Crisp
Speaker 3: is probably two or three. So what, I don't know,
Speaker 3: if I don't know, if I can I don't know
Speaker 3: if I remember what a pink Lady apple technically tastes
Speaker 3: like in sir joke here, well, good melons please?
Speaker 2: How old is the yeah?
Speaker 5: Are they the ladies from Grease? My Greece actually prefer pornando.
Speaker 3: According to a new study, most Americans are three months
Speaker 3: away from financial collapse.
Speaker 8: Hey monkey, so bag this butter.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to the Perkins today?
Speaker 5: Well? Sorry, should we should? I venmo, You.
Speaker 2: Give me plenty of time to go back down and
Speaker 2: win my money back.
Speaker 5: Today is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Hell yeah,
Speaker 5: Amburrido Day.
Speaker 3: Amburrito Day as well, but the National Peanut Butter and
Speaker 3: Jelly Day. You can only have one for the rest
Speaker 3: of your life. Burritos or National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.
Speaker 3: Which one?
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, it's eat It's a burrito. Anybody go
Speaker 5: the other way? I do questions on this question. Oh hark,
Speaker 5: what we heard you fart?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 5: Second thought, I'm going.
Speaker 3: Today is also National ride your horse to a bar day.
Speaker 5: Moss you get around. You can't put whiskey planes on
Speaker 5: that horse? Is swerving, sir. No such thing as an
Speaker 5: r U.
Speaker 3: I This story says fair warning.
Speaker 5: You can get a d U Y on a horse.
Speaker 5: It says you can't. It's not.
Speaker 1: A motorized vehicle has to have a motor You're still
Speaker 1: technically what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's called something else. But you can get
Speaker 3: the equivalent of a d u I and.
Speaker 5: A horse something with only one horse power?
Speaker 10: Who rides a horse sober? Thank you, You're welcome. No, honestly,
Speaker 10: you a lot of people. I mean, who rides a
Speaker 10: horse sober?
Speaker 5: Okay? Time out? Start over? How can you get a
Speaker 5: d u I on an animal?
Speaker 3: It's got to be the equivalent, though, of a duiland.
Speaker 3: It might be called something different. Is it like a
Speaker 3: drunken disorderly?
Speaker 5: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Because you're theoretically put a lot of people in jeopardy
Speaker 3: if you're drunkenly driving quote a.
Speaker 1: Horse all over the place. Must is gonna have to
Speaker 1: find a new way to that bar tonight? Can you
Speaker 1: get what were you saying? A d ui on?
Speaker 5: Are you drinking tonight?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 5: Nay? On a horsey? I'm gonna put horsey. That's good.
Speaker 5: What is it saying? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess you can, but it's a I let me
Speaker 1: go to Schumannlawier dot com. The question can't hold on
Speaker 1: the question hold on the question of nothing worse.
Speaker 5: In listening to you, there's only two things. The question wait.
Speaker 2: My phone when I'm trying to search for something that
Speaker 2: I don't have three bars?
Speaker 1: The question of whether you can receive a d u
Speaker 1: I and a horse represents one of the most intriguing
Speaker 1: intersections between traditional transportation and modern law enforcement. Well, the
Speaker 1: image of a cowboy riding home from the saloon might
Speaker 1: be like the relic of the Old West, the legal
Speaker 1: reality is far from complex. The answer depends on entirely
Speaker 1: on your state defines a vehicle, whether it's impaired driving statutes.
Speaker 5: How long are you gonna talk? I don't. It's a
Speaker 5: long website.
Speaker 1: However, states like Pennsylvania and Michigan have definitely ruled that
Speaker 1: horses are not vehicles for UI purposes.
Speaker 5: In states like Kentucky, explicit.
Speaker 1: Laws make it illegal to operate any non motorized vehicle,
Speaker 1: including horses, while intoxicated.
Speaker 5: So you can, So you can get a dui on
Speaker 5: like a bike? Yeah, yes, of course you can, because you're.
Speaker 3: Because you're technically putting other people in danger if you're
Speaker 3: recklessly riding or driving or steering. Like what if you
Speaker 3: ride a horse riding in the oncoming traffic because you're
Speaker 3: point two.
Speaker 1: Good news for Minnesotans. You cannot get a dui and
Speaker 1: a horse in Minnesota. Take that a horse or bicycle
Speaker 1: does not fit the definition of a motor vehicle, so
Speaker 1: the operator could not be arrested for d.
Speaker 3: W Then should we all chip in and buy muscle
Speaker 3: horse or tiger a horse?
Speaker 5: Or we could save the horse and give him a cowboy.
Speaker 3: Jo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not bad though. Oh, I guess you can
Speaker 5: get charged for animal cruelty or neglect is well, if
Speaker 5: you're drunk. If you're drunk right in the horse, you
Speaker 5: guys should, But it's not neglect today, it's not cruelty.
Speaker 5: If the horse is drunk as well, that would be
Speaker 5: more fun.
Speaker 6: I think what would be more fun, you being drunk
Speaker 6: on a horse or the horse being drunk in your sober.
Speaker 3: I think it's more fun if you're drunk, more dangerous
Speaker 3: the other way if the horse is drunk.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that would be I mean, if you're a
Speaker 6: thrill secret you have no idea what this horse is
Speaker 6: going to do because he's drunk. He made us fall
Speaker 6: over and start laughing.
Speaker 5: I don't know. As long as Nanda was free, I
Speaker 5: don't care.
Speaker 3: The longest surgery ever recorded was performed in two thousand
Speaker 3: and one. How long did it take? See if you
Speaker 3: guys can talk this out and break this down. Longest
Speaker 3: surgery ever recorded was performed in two thousand and one.
Speaker 3: I should I'll give you this too. It was by
Speaker 3: a team of twenty doctors to zero. Ye, longer it take?
Speaker 3: And what do you think it was?
Speaker 5: For go?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna guess it was probably thirty seven hours. And
Speaker 6: it was a limb reattachment or a transplant, like a
Speaker 6: hand transplant.
Speaker 5: That's a good one.
Speaker 4: What about when they split like twins up?
Speaker 3: That is the correct answer. This was splitting conjoined twins.
Speaker 5: How long did it take at the head? Which?
Speaker 3: What at the head? Which the main head part? Okay, skull,
Speaker 3: the top part of a human? How long did it take?
Speaker 3: By the way, they were eleven month old twins?
Speaker 5: Wow? Wow, sixty three hours seventy two forty eight. I'll
Speaker 5: go with Fidy again.
Speaker 3: Surgery was a success. It took them one hundred and
Speaker 3: three wow, one.
Speaker 5: Three, which is the plus kf hand. What's the hell
Speaker 5: of a sleep right there?
Speaker 6: That's a lot of narcotics to go sleepy for that long?
Speaker 5: They turn out Okay says that it worked again.
Speaker 3: It was twenty five years ago, so I have no
Speaker 3: idea if they had later health complications, but at the
Speaker 3: time it was deemed to success.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine, though, if you're the parents and you
Speaker 6: have conjoined twin boys, but they're attached at the wenus
Speaker 6: and you have to decide which one gets the full
Speaker 6: member and which one doesn't.
Speaker 3: That is definitely something I have never contemplated a day.
Speaker 6: Every day why And I'm just thankful that having kids
Speaker 6: because I'll never have to make.
Speaker 1: That's what those are for, Hawk, Those are for your hands,
Speaker 1: finger finger, You need help?
Speaker 3: Hok, all right, Sauce, poker face, Yeah, go ahead, what stop?
Speaker 5: Here we go?
Speaker 1: You need sex handcuff? Yeah, he needs to go locked
Speaker 1: away for a while. We can't get on the internet.
Speaker 3: On this day, April second, five hundred and thirteen years ago,
Speaker 3: Spanish explorer Ponce de Leone landed in Florida. Does Sauce
Speaker 3: know what Ponce de Leone was looking for? Yes or no?
Speaker 3: You're gonna say yes. That was a quick confidence Yes, Ben, Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: Max always you always back your boy, I always, that's
Speaker 3: my dog. The two guys. You will fight for two
Speaker 3: guys that you always back. Sauce and Nando and Nanto
Speaker 3: Sary yes, no said no?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: So everybody says yes except for Zachary Sauce Spanish explorer
Speaker 3: Ponce de Leona, this day in fifteen thirteen, was looking
Speaker 3: for what this.
Speaker 5: Might be a dumb guess, Cuba.
Speaker 2: Jesus loves us?
Speaker 5: Is he right, brilliant?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Again, I I don't know.
Speaker 11: He was looking for Cuba, you know all that's the
Speaker 11: first thing of all the all the ancient texts.
Speaker 6: Back in the day, they knew that there was a
Speaker 6: mystical world called Cuba.
Speaker 5: Right, I just couldn't find them.
Speaker 3: So got to Florida, opened up the map and said,
Speaker 3: which way is Cuba?
Speaker 5: Okay? Did I miss it? Relax? Was he looking for
Speaker 5: the Andes Mountains? Do you know what continent the Andes
Speaker 5: Mountains are on? Pall sick by the sea? Europe? Europe
Speaker 5: has the Andes God damn mean I don't know, asking,
Speaker 5: I don't know. You don't really know what he was
Speaker 5: looking for? You kidding?
Speaker 1: I know, I don't Was he looking for Canada? Was
Speaker 1: he looking for North South America? And was he looking
Speaker 1: for Africa?
Speaker 3: What if I told you he was looking for something
Speaker 3: that does not exist?
Speaker 5: Mermaids?
Speaker 3: He was looking for? He was looking for He was
Speaker 3: looking for a hypothetical, mythical.
Speaker 5: Triangle. No, yeah, Themuda where free Nando lives.
Speaker 3: No, he was looking for something that the equator can
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, the fountain he.
Speaker 5: Was looking for the found He was looking for the
Speaker 5: fountain of you. Simple. No, God, damn it. I know
Speaker 5: where are you off to? Man, I'm taking my boys.
Speaker 5: We're gonna looking for Cuba.
Speaker 1: Put me back.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Uh, we already went to Europe to see the andies.
Speaker 5: Where are the Andes? Where do you think they are?
Speaker 5: I don't know. You already get in Europe? Yeah, and.
Speaker 7: They're so good. They're so good out of the freezer.
Speaker 3: Frozen chocolate of any kind is yet? Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 3: freeze it so good. That's why the the thin Mint
Speaker 3: Girl Scout cookies. Right, just throw freezer immediately. Kick cats,
Speaker 3: by the way, if you want kick cats, I have
Speaker 3: a ton.
Speaker 5: Of them at home. Yees, boxing and boxes and boxes
Speaker 5: a cat? Did you finally figure out where where they're at?
Speaker 5: They're in Chili, Chile? Cool? M Sorry I didn't pay
Speaker 5: attention to anything in school. Yeah nothing. I was not
Speaker 5: there to learn last but not leave? Speaking of at
Speaker 5: what were you there to do? Eat and talk talk
Speaker 5: to babes? Uh?
Speaker 3: It would have been the birthday of Casanova today the
Speaker 3: Guy Looking for Love writer slash Lover. After preaching a
Speaker 3: sermon in church, the collect plate was filled with propositions
Speaker 3: from Italian women and wow, he claims once he was
Speaker 3: turned down by a woman that he slowly began to die.
Speaker 3: Must be rough to be Casanova. He got turned down
Speaker 3: once and slowly started to die.
Speaker 5: I've had enough. I don't have to do that'll do
Speaker 5: pigs man? Okay? Can I ask a question? Can't wait? Where?
Speaker 1: And I'd like a nice answer, mean answer, And ask
Speaker 1: Chris Hawk? Where was Christopher Columbus originally thinking he was going?
Speaker 5: Wasn't he trying to find a route around to get
Speaker 5: to India? India? Okay? India China?
Speaker 2: And I believe that's what's indians?
Speaker 5: Simple question. I think that's right answer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're I think India was playing a Cuba plan. B.
Speaker 1: Well, there had to been somebody who eventually stumbled across Cuba,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was pants.
Speaker 9: Da leone, I hate words so much. Well we're almost done, daddy,
Speaker 9: Oh can I pants?
Speaker 6: Can I ask another serious, non trouser question one minute ahead?
Speaker 6: It is what was it back in the day? When
Speaker 6: when they were looking for India, was it? That's our
Speaker 6: English version of that word? Like, what did they call
Speaker 6: the country of India?
Speaker 5: I don't great question, no idea.
Speaker 2: I think they already knew it was. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. He was just trying to find
Speaker 2: a different road.
Speaker 6: To it, right, Yeah, yeah, but I wonder like what
Speaker 6: what was the actual word? How did they describe that country?
Speaker 6: So then that country actually those are the people that
Speaker 6: he found were not really Indie.
Speaker 3: What a Spanish speaker at that time would have called
Speaker 3: the country of India?
Speaker 5: Act good question? Don't know, Well, good question doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: I think it was Indio, that was it, And I'm
Speaker 5: not trying to make a joke. I think it was
Speaker 5: no kidding in.
Speaker 3: That's what I'd be put in every Spanish word. I
Speaker 3: just put a note. Oh, we americanize everything. Some of
Speaker 3: us call ponstantly owned pants.
Speaker 2: And free Nando.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad.
Speaker 7: I'm so glad I said this extra twenty It worked out.
Speaker 3: But he took a beating today said he's still standing
Speaker 3: there like a champ stanny akown.
Speaker 5: He's on his feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Than Casanova took an absolute beating for three and a
Speaker 3: half Hoursnando.
Speaker 5: Yep, all right, Fernando.
Speaker 3: Everybody the Powers to Morning Show wholeheartedly behind Nando. We
Speaker 3: gotta get we gotta get Maya more behind this and
Speaker 3: get Nando out of prison.
Speaker 5: I agree, she'll do it. Kim Kardashian might do it.
Speaker 3: Good luck Kirk Cousins, and good luck to Nando Lua
Speaker 3: Goose tomorrow to play initials. I think we're at one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirteen right, wasn't last week won twelve five,
Speaker 3: So I think we're at one hundred and thirteen thousand
Speaker 3: dollars tomorrow with the jackpot.
Speaker 5: Nine to noon is next. Hey really have a wonder
Speaker 5: today