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Speaker 2: Has determined the following content to be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 3: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy talks all the time. I want talk, I mean

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Speaker 1: All Cox Show kicks.

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Speaker 2: Ash Man'll go, welcome to me.

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Speaker 1: What you yeah? I can see a lot of cocks

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Speaker 1: on TV. Allen Cox from the Allan Cox Show. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's about you?

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Speaker 4: Ya?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Well, it would be a cray let's kick it coffee

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Speaker 4: ticket and you'll get eight with a tasty group.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what do three?

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Speaker 5: Okay? On god damn put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 1: What Allen Cox? Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.

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Speaker 6: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

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Speaker 6: double U m m as here?

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, what's going on? Good afternoon, everybody, Greetings, welcome,

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Speaker 1: salutations and all that fist bumps. My name is Alan Cox.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for being here. They just said it, but I'll

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Speaker 1: say it again. Rob Anthony's here too. What's up?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 1: Jess is out today? Yes, so you'll be taking winners.

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Speaker 7: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: Now, it was many many months between phone screeners on

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Speaker 1: the old program here and you were drafted into duty

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Speaker 1: right over there, answering the phones. Do you think, and

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Speaker 1: I mean this with no disrespect, you think you'll remember

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Speaker 1: how to do that?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Good? Will there be a crash course required or

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Speaker 1: we'll find out? Okay, well, then i'll and then we

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Speaker 1: get to try to see if it actually works. If

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Speaker 1: the software actually works, it is weird. I was explaining

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Speaker 1: but I was also explaining it to someone in an email.

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Speaker 1: There was a local metal band who submitted a package

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Speaker 1: We don't even have CD players here anymore, right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: so I tell bands we you know, we do a

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Speaker 1: metal show here on Saturday night. We're doing our first

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Speaker 1: live show of twenty twenty six this Saturday night. It's

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Speaker 1: me and Corey Rotick and Pet Butler and it's called

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Speaker 1: two Hours to Midnight and it's a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: for people who dig heavy metal. We play a couple

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Speaker 1: other people there aren't even CD players in here anymore,

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Speaker 1: one of those things that you It's a cassette player

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Speaker 8: keeping I know guys that keep every single archive of

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Speaker 1: Box I have well, and it's also it's a double

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Speaker 1: career in a tub. That's what I've got at home, right.

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Speaker 1: It's labeled, and I've got about a dozen binders. I

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Speaker 1: Because I'm anal retentive and so I could go back

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Speaker 1: Now, nobody slept last night because the thing is cooing

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Speaker 1: quite a short congratulations on the new member. I got

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Speaker 1: her from Animal Rescue and Rescue. Yeah, the Allen Cox

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Speaker 1: Show on one. We all make mistakes. I've made a

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Speaker 1: Oh my, he won six by seven eight one double

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Speaker 1: A win is a win, one twenty one sixteen, Calves

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow night eight o'clock there and here on MMS you're

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Speaker 1: a FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball actually playing the

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Speaker 1: Wolves back to back Tomorrow night there in Minneapolis, and

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Speaker 1: And of course you'll hear it all here on the

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Speaker 1: buzzard and on the iHeart Radio app. Next week. By

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Speaker 8: I'll have to spend some more time with it and

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Speaker 1: tilt boogie and have maybe for the past ten years,

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Speaker 1: is because they used to think that you incrementally had

433
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Speaker 1: a harder time with things. Yeah, and now they're just like,

434
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Speaker 1: once you hit sixty, you pretty much fall off a cliff, right.

435
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh great, because I'll be fifty five this summer.

436
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Speaker 1: So I'm like, but I take good care of myself

437
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Speaker 1: and I people can make fun of me for squeezy

438
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Speaker 1: salads and things like that, but I'm I'm the healthiest

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Speaker 1: fifty five year old I know, almost. But yeah, that's

440
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Speaker 1: kind of a bummer too. They're like, yeah, you only

441
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Speaker 1: got a few years left, so really kick it in

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Speaker 1: a gear. It's more about like developing good habits than

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Speaker 1: anything else.

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Speaker 8: So I think I'm just gonna try to get back

445
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Speaker 8: because what I end up doing I'm an idiot, right Like,

446
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Speaker 8: I'm like, all right, cool, I'm back in the gym,

447
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Speaker 8: and then I go like I never stopped going, right,

448
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Speaker 8: I try, and then I get pissed off. I can't

449
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Speaker 8: lift as much as I thought I could. I get

450
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Speaker 8: you know, So I'm like, I'm gonna just take my

451
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Speaker 8: time to get into it. Slow, start calisthenics, that kind

452
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Speaker 8: of stuff, and then then go you know, it's a

453
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Speaker 8: little bits at a time, but that's the next step.

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Speaker 8: Like I've lost the majority of the weight, I want

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Speaker 8: to lose maybe a little bit more, and then I

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Speaker 8: want to start, you know, really focusing on the well.

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Speaker 1: We're also starting to see in full bloom now the

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Speaker 1: other side of the GLP ones. Yeah, you know all

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Speaker 1: these people that arend you you can get we go

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Speaker 1: v now on a pill, right, so that that technology

461
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Speaker 1: keeps advancing to the point where you know, pretty soon

462
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Speaker 1: you're just gonna have a thing you'll put on your

463
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Speaker 1: tongue and you whatever. But you'll see more and more

464
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Speaker 1: of these articles about people who really went all in

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Speaker 1: on those, and they're like, they lose muscle mass and

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Speaker 1: there's all these other things that go with They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do lose weight, and yeah, it happens pretty quickly,

468
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Speaker 1: but they're like a lot of people now they walk around,

469
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Speaker 1: even get in the shower, they look like a melted candle. Well,

470
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Speaker 1: that's why you don't want that either. That's why it

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Speaker 1: was so important the way that I did it right, Like,

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Speaker 1: how'd you do it well?

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Speaker 8: A mentality health Alan mentality health dot Com, slash Radio

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Speaker 8: if you'd like to learn more. Basically, they had me

475
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Speaker 8: doing all the weight loss was one piece, right, So

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Speaker 8: the GLP one was going to assist with that. But

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Speaker 8: they what you just said about muscle mass is what

478
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Speaker 8: they worry about the most, right, because it attacks everything

479
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Speaker 8: when you're not eating your body eats whatever it can

480
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Speaker 8: to burn energy, right, So it's gonna eat your muscle,

481
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Speaker 8: it's gonna eat your fat, it's gonna eat everything.

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Speaker 1: And that's what they work on, you know, in.

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Speaker 8: This particular case where you're taking a testosterone supplement or

484
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Speaker 8: something like that as well, they're like, okay, so look

485
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Speaker 8: at now, your muscle isn't going away, and you're actually

486
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Speaker 8: gaining muscle while you're losing weight. That's the most important part.

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Speaker 8: Just the fat's going away. You gotta eat a lot

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Speaker 8: of spinach, lots of spinach. I do actually love spinach,

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Speaker 8: so I do eat a lot of stuff. My nine

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Speaker 8: year old is crazy for spinach, my favorite.

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Speaker 1: All you got to do is get a kid to

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Speaker 1: like one or two fruits and vegetables and you're in

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Speaker 1: good shape. My daughter has she loves spinach and pickle beets,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, good, that's it. I'll put them in

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Speaker 1: your lunch. You know, I hated spinach as a kid.

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Speaker 1: Pickled beets I'm agnostic about. She loves them. Finish is

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Speaker 1: the greatest side of the planet. It really is.

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Speaker 8: There's nothing to take a whole bag and you end

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Speaker 8: up with a little anty bitty thing on your when

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Speaker 8: you make it.

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Speaker 1: A little bit of olive oil, some crush, red pepper,

502
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Speaker 1: and you're on your way. Oh you're really zuging it up.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, I love space. I don't do all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: I just grab I like Kale, I like him. I

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Speaker 1: don't put anything on anything, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I to eat it, yeah, because I'm just doing it

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Speaker 1: for I'm not eating because I like it, right, because

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Speaker 1: it's good for it. Yeah. Maybe I would eat more

509
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Speaker 1: of those kinds of things if I were hushing them

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Speaker 1: up like you are. Oil.

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Speaker 3: There's not much to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of garlic, crush, red pepper, olive oil,

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Speaker 1: spinach done, So you're trying to essentially mask the flavor

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Speaker 1: of the spinach is not at all. Oh, those are

515
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Speaker 1: complementary items. Yeah, you don't want to mask anything. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: somebody pointed me to this article about it is the

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Speaker 1: worst flu season in twenty five years. I feel like

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Speaker 1: every year the story is that it's the worst flu

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Speaker 1: season in twenty five years. I mean, we've got Captain

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Speaker 1: Brainworm in charge of public health. Of course that doesn't help,

521
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Speaker 1: but I feel like every year they're like a flu

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Speaker 1: is worse than it's ever been worse in the United

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Speaker 1: States a quarter century. They might be I might be misremembering.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I know my mother in law has

525
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Speaker 1: like this nuclear flu right now, so she's been sequestering

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Speaker 1: herself for the better part of two or three weeks.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people wearing masks, which is

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Speaker 1: like called ice rob They don't want to show their faces, more.

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Speaker 8: So than ever, like since COVID, I should say, and

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Speaker 8: it makes sense, right, Like whatever you believe about wearing masks,

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Speaker 8: you know, it probably is going to keep you from

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Speaker 8: getting sick if you decide you don't want to get sick.

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Speaker 1: So if we wear one, it makes sense. Masks work.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's the bottom line. People don't think masks

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Speaker 1: work are morons. They work. What I don't understand the

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Speaker 1: people who I see wearing masks in their car, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. And there are some people who

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Speaker 1: associate masks with a pandemic when they see Again. I

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Speaker 1: never understood when people got mad if they saw another

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Speaker 1: person wearing a mask. My thought was always they might

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Speaker 1: live with someone who's immunocompromised. All right, you don't know

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Speaker 1: their story. It might not just be them doing something

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Speaker 1: in the grocery store, but it is the person by

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Speaker 1: themselves in their own car wearing one. I'm like, hey,

545
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Speaker 1: I want to roll down the window and get their story.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what that is.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 8: And it is quite often too that you see someone

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Speaker 8: who might be going through chemotherapy treatments or whatever. They're

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Speaker 8: wearing them, you know, because they can't get sick, you know.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, I noticed though more and more, Like even

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Speaker 8: I just went before the show. I just went next

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Speaker 8: door and grabbed a cup of coffee, and there was

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Speaker 8: a woman sitting at the bar.

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Speaker 1: Oh God for you.

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Speaker 8: She was working on something and she had she had

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Speaker 8: one too. But that's where like I'll giggle a little

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Speaker 8: bit because she has the coffee and she's on her

559
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Speaker 8: laptop and she's working with her mask on, and then

560
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Speaker 8: she'll move the mask to take a sip of coffee

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Speaker 8: and then put it back on. I mean, I get it,

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Speaker 8: but I mean you're exposing yourself at that point, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you're exposing yourself. The coffee rob, Yeah, that is what

564
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Speaker 8: she's trying to and whatever she's breathing in. So I

565
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Speaker 8: walked over and I went right right on her cup

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Speaker 8: just wants people to cough, excuse me, sorry, you're doing that. Hey,

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Speaker 8: let me get when she comes back, let me send

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Speaker 8: her over and we'll.

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Speaker 1: You want to just open word, let's clockwork R and

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Speaker 1: your eyes wide open and I'll just sneeze in your face.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of drink, and we were talking yesterday about

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Speaker 1: that article. They said that if you want to have

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Speaker 1: a good time at a party, but not make an

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Speaker 1: ass out of yourself, this was kind of more tailored

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Speaker 1: to the Hollywood party season. Was two drinks optimal, right,

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Speaker 1: you'll have a good time, but you won't go crazy.

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Speaker 1: Two drinks at the airport though a little bit more difficult.

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Speaker 1: There was a girl on TikTok. She's at o hair airport.

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Speaker 1: She's sitting there waiting to fly to Chicago, and she

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Speaker 1: just wanted two drinks. You know, when you're at the airport,

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Speaker 1: you're kind of in limbo, especially if your flight gets

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Speaker 1: delayed or whatever. You know, you've got an idea in

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Speaker 1: your head. You know, you can't control when you get there,

584
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Speaker 1: you can't always control when you're flying out. So she's

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Speaker 1: just at a airport bar. And again this is her

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Speaker 1: side of the story. But she's like, I had a

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Speaker 1: drink and they're not cheap. By the way, she was

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Speaker 1: at the Goose Island Beer Company, which is a local

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Speaker 1: brewery there in Chicago. They catered to my wedding, as

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, you many years ago. And she's

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Speaker 1: waiting to get on a flight, killing time. She orders

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Speaker 1: a drink and the orders another one from the waitress

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Speaker 1: a little while ago, and the waitress said to her,

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Speaker 1: I have to cut you off. And the girl's like,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And the girl, for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: the server said, ah, said she had been overserved, and

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Speaker 1: this girls like, I don't know what the hell you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. And so I don't know what this server

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Speaker 1: read on her or whatever, but it made me think

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Speaker 1: of is Illinois is one of those states where they

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Speaker 1: have I forget what they're called that Illinois is one

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Speaker 1: of those states where the law is like if a

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Speaker 1: bartender overserves you and then you go do something, like,

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Speaker 1: they can sue them.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I forget what those are called. And that might be

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Speaker 1: the case in Ohio. I don't know. I just know

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Speaker 1: that's how it is in Illinois. And so I think

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of these places that are overly cautious

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Speaker 1: because you could lose your liquor license. You can do list,

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Speaker 1: but two drinks doesn't seem like a lot. But because

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Speaker 1: the girl's on TikTok, she flipped out and she's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're talking about here, whatever, But

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Speaker 1: I would think that if you're running a bar at

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Speaker 1: an airport, you're probably airing on the side of caution.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She tried to have two drinks, tried

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Speaker 1: to have two drinks, and the service suggested that maybe

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Speaker 1: she had already been overserved. Now this is her side

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Speaker 1: of the story, but there's no footage of her screaming

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Speaker 1: at the groll or screaming you know. This is all

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Speaker 1: in the aftermath of it. I don't know. But for

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Speaker 1: all the stories we see about pilots getting on the

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Speaker 1: plane drunk right because they've been in the airport bar,

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Speaker 1: it seems to be it doesn't seem to be any

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Speaker 1: rhyme or reason how people are getting cut off. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I've you ever been lit up in an airport? Oh? Yeah, man,

627
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Speaker 1: Because it used to be if you were a passenger,

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Speaker 1: you could get on a plane three sheets to the wind.

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Speaker 1: Now they kind of have an eye on you, because

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Speaker 1: people can't control themselves anymore on the plane. So there's

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Speaker 1: situations now where they won't let you on if they

632
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Speaker 1: think you're too drunk, and then that can lead to

633
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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of other problems. But better than to

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Speaker 1: be thirty six thousand feet in the air and somebody

635
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Speaker 1: goes nuts.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, all so she is not quite sure what

638
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Speaker 1: caused that situation. But this girl is like, I should

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Speaker 1: get an apology, Like, oh, you shouldn't. You're gonna get

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Speaker 1: apology from the server at the O hair terminal bar.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna You'll be fine. Hey, stripper Scott, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you guys? What's up? Oh?

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Speaker 7: That are topic from the the hurr disquestion. But a

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Speaker 7: few minutes ago I heard uh talking about the diarrhea

645
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 7: crack all right, and and it sounded like Rob was

646
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 7: in disbelief that someone I'm you know, gonna have diarrhea

647
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 7: for ten hours. Great, buddy, if I got some news

648
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 7: for you.

649
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: Are you suggesting you've had diarrhea for ten hours straight?

650
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 7: I mean not I it's not literally straight, in the

651
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 7: fact that it's just without any respite of seconds, but

652
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 7: it is, you know, since I loved the gall bladder.

653
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 7: There's been days, but it's just like.

654
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,239
Speaker 3: It's worse than any hangover or flu you've ever had,

655
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 3: where it's like it just it.

656
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 10: Just won't stop.

657
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 7: It's like this is my new job now, was my

658
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 7: full time job?

659
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: A diarrhea hangover?

660
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 2: Rob.

661
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that I've ever heard of anything like that.

662
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: But yes, of course, Scott, people like your stomach bugs

663
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: and food poison all that kind of stuff. That could

664
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Speaker 1: be a ten hour period during which your insides are

665
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: turning inside out. But I mean, of course we were

666
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: joking about ten hours, right, Yeah, it's a straight run

667
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: of the scoots.

668
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 7: Mmm.

669
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Speaker 1: Did they let you keep your gallbladder in a jar? Scott?

670
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 7: No, they it seek It's like a lot of that

671
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 7: says anything they removed in a hospital they have to

672
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 7: like dispose of and one of those red bens and stuff.

673
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's a biohazardous material potentially. But I just

674
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: wondered if maybe you know a little side thing there,

675
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: you know, there's when when you have a kid.

676
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 5: We did it.

677
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: You know, they got a company they'll come and take

678
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: the placent away and they'll freeze dry and turn it

679
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: into capsules. So I would think maybe then that bio

680
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: has my.

681
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 7: My wisdom teeth. When I got those pulled out, I

682
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 7: think it was my literally my thirtieth birthday and I

683
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 7: had to keep my wisdom teeth. So that was kind

684
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 7: of cool.

685
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: But do you still have that? I was gonna say,

686
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: it's it's it's so it's quintessential stripper Scott that he

687
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: had his wisdom teeth removed on his thirtieth birthday. Right.

688
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 7: He ended up being like a Saturday, and they scheduled me,

689
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 7: I just need to happen pretty soon, and what do

690
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 7: you do on Saturday. I'm like, oh, okay, I guess

691
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 7: I'm getting my wisten teeth hold on now. And it

692
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 7: was that was It wasn't the best birthday, but yeah,

693
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 7: I get a lot of people get them on there

694
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 7: in like twenties and stuff like how long long I could?

695
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: What are you doing on Saturday? It's my birthday? So nothing,

696
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 1: I'm getting my wisdom I guess mind taking out. When

697
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: I was forty, I had been in Cleveland for like

698
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: six months when I had mine taking out, and then

699
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: I got dry socket and I wanted to cut my

700
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: own head off and heard so bad okay, thank you, Scott.

701
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: I appreciating the call. There you got dry socket? I did. Oh,

702
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: it was the war the guy it's like, it's fine,

703
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: it happens very rare, like that happened to.

704
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 8: Me when I got mine out I was eighteen. I'll

705
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 8: never forget it. It was I never got I didn't

706
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 8: take like the anesthesia or whatever. They just give you

707
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 8: the the local hand in your mouth, you know, and

708
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 8: they're pulling him out and he had to break one

709
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 8: to get it out. And I was a smoker at

710
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 8: the time, and he's like, look, two things. Don't smoke

711
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 8: and leave the packing in. I swear I walked out

712
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 8: of that place and lit a cigarette. Oh, just is

713
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 8: leaning out the window and he goes, what did I

714
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 8: tell you?

715
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: It's the main guy. I still spy. I never Thank

716
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: god I got lucky and didn't get it. But yeah,

717
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: it's that. It's that motion like if you're you know,

718
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: breathing in or you're sucking whatever.

719
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 8: I guess I should probably rephrase how it's like that

720
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 8: that's what causes the dry socketys.

721
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't sucking and it weren't blowing anything. I

722
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: sure wasn't smoking. Sure you're not the Allen Carr Show.

723
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: On one hundred points of it.

724
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 5: Called the Alan Cock Show.

725
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 11: I'm sure to work for people on vacation when they

726
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 11: don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it

727
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 11: working on a day to day basis two.

728
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 6: Six seven, eight one double O seven or eight one

729
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 6: double O seven.

730
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 12: The stars at night are big and brian. In the

731
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 12: of Texas, the prariest guy is wide and high.

732
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: If you listen to us on our iHeartRadio app from

733
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: out of state, tell me where you do it. We

734
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: are very well represented in the lone Star state. We

735
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 1: have upwards of probably thirty bureau chiefs in and around

736
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: well in the state of Texas, Rix and Amarillo. Melissa's

737
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: in Beaumont. Dee Rock is in El Paso. We hear

738
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,959
Speaker 1: from him pretty frequently. Becky. A lot of other people

739
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: are in Austin, Lisas in Brownsville. Eric is in Saginaw, Texas.

740
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: And zz Top. They used to call them the little

741
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: Old band from Texas. I think there's a documentary on

742
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: zz top that has that name. And I didn't realize

743
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: that not everybody knew the story about Gillette offering the

744
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: money to shave. I thought that was pretty widely known

745
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: in zz Top lore Billy Gibbons. Didn't you see Billy

746
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: Gibbons not long enough did the solo thing. Yep. The

747
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: guy looks like he weighs eighty pounds. He's very very thin.

748
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: He's rail thin. Billy Gibbons. And famously, Jimmy Hendrix's favorite

749
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: guitarist back in the day was Billy Gibbons. Now, I

750
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: want to clarify, rob that was when Jimmy Hendrix was alive.

751
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh por don't. Yes, I don't know who his favorite

752
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: guitar player was after he died. But Billy Gibbons once

753
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: again told the story. He was talking to Jay Moore.

754
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: Remember Jay Moore, I do. He was talking about how

755
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: they had gotten an offer to shave, which is great. Listen,

756
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: that's one of those things that Gillette knew they weren't

757
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: going to do. But it's good promotion for Gillette. You know,

758
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: get your name in the paper or whatever. People are

759
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: talking about those Zzy Top guys doing this.

760
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 11: Is it true you guys were offering a million dollars

761
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 11: to shave your beards.

762
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: It's true. It was a million dollars per man. Was

763
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: that Gillette?

764
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 11: They deny it and during a Super Bowl commercial. Yeah,

765
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 11: so three mil Gillette is easy top to shave your beard.

766
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 11: So we passed, We passed, and we got out and

767
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 11: our fans loved it.

768
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: Why would Gillette deny that? You think we didn't offer

769
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: zz top a million dollars a person to do that?

770
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: I wonder, you know, I wondered why they would deny

771
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: I would take credit for that. I go, yes, we

772
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: certainly did do that.

773
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 8: Well, technically they only would have offered two million dollars

774
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 8: because Frank Beard never had a beard, right, he just

775
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 8: had a mustag rh Yeah, unless maybe that was they

776
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 8: were saying, they give them a million bucks to shave

777
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 8: off the stash.

778
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: Well, all, he's got a million dollars a man. So

779
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: the two guys I think he might have meant the

780
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: two guys with beards, well, he said three mil. He

781
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: and Dusty Hill. Uh, the story was that they'd offered.

782
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: Of course Dusty Hills passed away. YEP. I don't even

783
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: think is Frank Beard still the drummer of zz top

784
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: or did he bail? I would assume he thought it

785
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: was just Billy Gibbons, because if they're gonna go back

786
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: out this year, right, they are actually zz Top and

787
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: not coming here. They are doing a co headlining run

788
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: with Dwight Yoakam. Remember Dwight yoaka. It's called the Dos

789
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,439
Speaker 1: and Egos Tour. They're going out in twenty twenty six.

790
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: Dwight Yoakum, I'm really I'm ironically more familiar with him

791
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: as an actor. Yeah, I know he's a singer. I

792
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: know he's been for a long time. I don't know

793
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: his music. It's contraition folk and rock and all that,

794
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: and he's so good. Was a sling blazing blade. Oh yeah,

795
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: John Ritter too, the late John Ritter. But Dwight Yoakam,

796
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: you know, anytime he shows up in a movie, he's

797
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: in those. Jason Statham had a couple of movies called Crank.

798
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: Remember Crank, No. The premise of these movies was that

799
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: he had like a pacemaker in his hard or something.

800
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: He's like a hitman, or he's an action guy, or

801
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: he's your basic Jason Statham protagonist, but he had to

802
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: be near a power source at any given time where

803
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: he'd you know, like Jack is Hard. The Dwight Yoakum

804
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: was in those anyway, zz Top and Dwight Yoakum are

805
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: doing a co headlining tour they'll do I think a

806
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: couple of months in the spring. They're not coming here.

807
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: The closest date to us is in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

808
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: If you want to go, drive three hours to see

809
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: zz Top, they're playing Fort Wayne on April to twenty five.

810
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 8: I have to assume if Frank wasn't with him, they

811
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 8: wouldn't be touring a zz Top. He'd just be doing

812
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 8: the Billy Gibbons tour like I saw right, because it

813
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,479
Speaker 8: was all zz Top songs.

814
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna ask that wasn't him doing solo stuff.

815
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: It was all he just did two hours of zz

816
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: top stuff.

817
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I mean he even had the spinning guitar

818
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 8: and all that stuff, and it was it was just

819
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 8: like watching a zz top show.

820
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see.

821
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 3: Oh.

822
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: I also did not know obviously I knew the shaving

823
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: their beard story, but I did not know he's the

824
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: guy in nickel Backs rock Star. I didn't know that

825
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: was Billy Gibbons. He's in Nickelback's Rocks. He's the guy going, huh,

826
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: you're going to do it?

827
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 6: Is it?

828
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: Really?

829
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 6: Yeah?

830
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: All that gums the case of there's a guy is

831
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: rock Star supposed to be a parody is the wrong word.

832
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: I know that they're kind of poking fun at that lifestyle,

833
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: but the little interstitials with Billy Gibbons there is really silly.

834
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I'll have the case of the I don't know that

835
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: I knew that they were that tongue in cheek with

836
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: that song. A cop that's gotten big, like I might

837
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: have missed him.

838
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 7: Hold on.

839
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: Enough love me.

840
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: What you mean as you say that's obvious, It's obvious

841
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: it's him now that you're never I don't even know

842
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: how I found that out. It was like overbreak. Wow.

843
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: Something was like Billy Gibbons, who was talking in Nickelback's

844
00:40:53,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: Rock Stars some web Dreams Sharon James Dean for I

845
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: had the case of deal. Where's the case of deal?

846
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: Line else the yeah, I don't care that much, but

847
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I didn't know that. I gotta tell you man,

848
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: that is I don't care what anyone says. That is

849
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: a fantastic song.

850
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 8: I love that song if it if it was not Nickelback,

851
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 8: everybody would say they love that song.

852
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: Well, listen, it's just a fun rock song. I've always said,

853
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: Chad Kroger write the hell out of a song. The

854
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 1: guy is a phenomenal songwriter. I don't have that vitriol

855
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: toward Nickelback A lot of the people do. They're just

856
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: not a band that like, really scratches me where I itch.

857
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: I'm never mad when I hear them. Sometimes I'll turn

858
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: them off. I think that their earlier stuff is more

859
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: fun than down the Road and really early Nickelback, I

860
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: was like that there was something different about it. I

861
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: don't know, more successful rock band, the more successful you get,

862
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: I know, you have to kind of get a little

863
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: glossier and people expect a certain thing from you. When

864
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: you're starting out, you're kind of doing a shotgun blast

865
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: and the audience will find what they like, and then

866
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: when you zoom in on that, you know. I've talked

867
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: about a band like the Goo Goo Dolls, who way

868
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: back in the day were pretty much like a punk band, right,

869
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: and then they had a couple of ballads, and now

870
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: all Johnny Resnik's doing is cash and checks are writ

871
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: in ballads. He's smart and getting plastic surgery. That's he's

872
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: spending too much money on. That guy is wild looking, Yeah,

873
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: he does not Johnny Resnik. Now you can't even tell

874
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: it's him, Like if you look at an old picture

875
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: of him. It's not even the same dude, No, but

876
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: he's still out there doing stuff.

877
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, that nickelback the beginning, stuff like this song about

878
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 8: banging in the car and the dad catching him in

879
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 8: the wards or whatever.

880
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: That's that animal, such good stuff.

881
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 8: Like like again, I think it's just people love to

882
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 8: hate that band, but that's a straight ahead rock song man.

883
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Johnny Resnik. I don't know where in this

884
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: where in his that doesn't even look like he looks now.

885
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where on his cosmetic surgery spectrum that

886
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: one lands, but there are some you know, because he

887
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: was like a regular good looking surfer dude back in

888
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: the day and then somewhere along the line. You know,

889
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: it's not just there are different standards put on famous females, obviously,

890
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: but guys aren't immune to it either. You know, Kenny

891
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Loggins is seventy eight years old today. You want to

892
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: look at a guy who's had a lot of plastic surgery,

893
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: you look at Kenny Logan. I shouldn't say a lot

894
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: of plastic surgery. He's clearly had a couple of facelifts.

895
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: Like remember how Kenny not Kenny lock Kenny Rogers or

896
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: Kenny Rogers looked before he died.

897
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 7: Yeah.

898
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that guy didn't even die from complications of

899
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: cosmetic surgery. First couple of times you saw Kenny Rodgers,

900
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: You're like, wow, that guy has had a lot of

901
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: stuff done to his and he did it like all

902
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: at once too. He went from looking like, hey, this

903
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: is Kenny Rogers from Kenny Rodgers Roasters to that, and

904
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: I was like whoa, because he was fat memories all

905
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: drunk and fat and bloated, and then all of a

906
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: sudden he's like this raal thin, different looking man. He

907
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: had a movie in the eighties called six Pack and

908
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: that he was the quintessential like pot belly gray beard guy. Yeah,

909
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: you know, he'll be dead six years this coming spring,

910
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: as a matter of fact. Another one in twenty t

911
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: another one in twenty twenty. Yeah, Eddie van Halen Neil

912
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: Peart today. I was thinking it was five years, but

913
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: he died keep forgetting its twenty twenty six. Neil Peart

914
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: died six years ago today. Yeah, so but yeah, yeah,

915
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: you look at the pictures of Kenny Rogers towards the end, man,

916
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: it was it was wild. He had so much filler

917
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: under his eyes, like his cheeks were puffed at. He

918
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: looked ban.

919
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 10: I don't know.

920
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be tough, you know, because you want to

921
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: look good and and you hope for the best on

922
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: the other side of that. That's the thing with cosmetic surgery, is, boy,

923
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: you really hope that it ages well because there's some

924
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: people that just absolutely nail it. I know a lot

925
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: of people don't like Kim Kardashian, but I think she's

926
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 1: unbelievably gorgeous. So whoever did the work on her, I

927
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: think that family gets a bulk rate. But whoever did

928
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: the work on her did a great job. Somehow, somebody

929
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: did some kind of cosmetic surgery on Lindsay Lohan that

930
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: makes her actually look like she did before. She looks

931
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: fantastic while she looked weird. I don't know how you

932
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: rewind cosmetic surgery, but somebody managed to do it with

933
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: her where you look at her now and you're like, wow, Yes,

934
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: I hope she paid them twice what they charged because

935
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: she looks dynamite. Yeah, she was looking rough there for

936
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: a minute, and it's your money and it's your face,

937
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: so you should do what you want to with it,

938
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: And I don't think there's a personal live who doesn't

939
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: see themselves in the mirror at any age and go, well,

940
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't really like that. If you really look like

941
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: I have one eyelid that's a little droopier than the

942
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: other one, you'd never really look at me and notice it.

943
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: But I'll notice it. No, I won't lie to you, Rob,

944
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: I priced out. I can't even do it. I was

945
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: gonna do some eyelid surgery. Bit did you actually pre No,

946
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. No, See, it's gonna fix this, all right.

947
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: I got what I got, and I'm not necessarily somebody

948
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: and people like she'd age gracefully, and there's room for

949
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: that too. I got nothing but respect for people who

950
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: do that. I don't think you know. There's a person

951
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: I know, and I won't divulge their identity because you

952
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: would know who they were, and they're not famous. I'm

953
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: just saying that some people would know who they were.

954
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: Who confided to me, and she's a young person, okay,

955
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: or early mid thirties, confided to me that she did

956
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: not like her ankles. She thought she had cankles now

957
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: she very much does not, but she didn't like them.

958
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 7: Right.

959
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: We don't see ourselves as with other people see them.

960
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: This is not any revelation. She was going to have

961
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: thighs calf surgery. She was going to have calf surgery.

962
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: And she told me how much it was going to cost.

963
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: And I tried to be a I tried to be

964
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: a sympathetic voice. I said, you are insane if you

965
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: do this. When she told me how much it was

966
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: going to cost, it was like four grand a calf

967
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, Oh my god. And she's like,

968
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: I just think I have these cankles. And I go, okay, again,

969
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what you look like because you

970
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: see with different eyes than everybody else. She had the

971
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: procedure done, looks exactly the same, and she spent eight

972
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: grand eight grand us And I'm like, well, I hope

973
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: you're happy. You know, your legs they should look how

974
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: you want. But I'm like, she like it. Does she

975
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: think it looks different? I don't think she does. I mean,

976
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, like hector belabor the point, you know,

977
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: but I at least if you spend ten grand and

978
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: get a big set of bolt ons or something, you

979
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: can tell there's a difference. You know what I mean.

980
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, those are huge boobs. Cool, yes, so,

981
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: but ten grand and you don't have anything of the

982
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: show for it. Your ankles look the same. That sucks alan.

983
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: The decline of strip clubs corresponds to the decline of

984
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: Nickelback and buck Cherry. Yeah, there is probably a direct correlation.

985
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 8: Well, I played those, I played those, that animals song

986
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 8: I played three times a night in the Nudi bar

987
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 8: I work in for years.

988
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's that other band that does that lunkhead

989
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: kind of rock and roll? Oh? God, porn Star Dancing

990
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: who my Darkest Day, Darkest Days? They're all Canadian bands, right,

991
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing in Canada where they

992
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: bring the riffs down here and then everybody gets moister

993
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: than an oyster. Those songs just stick in your head either.

994
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: Are just these I Got Bastards? Yes, big riffs, big boobs,

995
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: porn Star Yeah, bad Girlfriend, that's another. These are all

996
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: strip club song yeahright, was bad girlfriend? Crazy bitch?

997
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 5: Yeah?

998
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: I like people who a video of people who walk

999
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: down the aisle the crazy bitch? Oh? I know, And

1000
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: that's great because it's it's always exactly what.

1001
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 8: You would think, right, like they move the trail out

1002
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 8: of the way so they could make space for people

1003
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 8: to walk down the file.

1004
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: That's exactly what you would think. Theory of a Dead Man.

1005
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: That's the band that does Bad Girlfriend. That's another Canadian band.

1006
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: They just do dumb lunkhead riff, heavy strip club music

1007
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: and people you couldn't well it works. You couldn't pick

1008
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: any of these dudes out of a lineup. No, I

1009
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: defy anybody to point out what one guy in the

1010
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 1: band Theory of dead Man looks like. You might even

1011
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: know the song, but you don't know who sings it.

1012
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, those bands, they crank out riffs and Chad

1013
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: Kroeger can write the hell out of a song and

1014
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: they laugh all the way to the bank. Yeah, so

1015
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: good for them. I got a bit of poop news

1016
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: and then I have to go to a break very quickie.

1017
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: The old axiom about farts being funny apparently is not

1018
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 1: true with jen Alpha kids, and who knows what accounts

1019
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: for this, but uh, you know, for generations people have

1020
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 1: said it doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl, whatever,

1021
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: farts equal funny. Yesterday, Too's was National bean Day Taco Tuesday,

1022
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: and so immediately following today is National pass gas Day. Again.

1023
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who, what organization creates these, but whatever.

1024
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: There's a TikTok video going around of this woman talking

1025
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: to either her daughter or niece or nephew or something.

1026
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: Sounds like a little kid that kids are just not

1027
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: fart shamed anymore, that kids don't laugh in class, and

1028
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: that the older woman is incredulous at this. So you're

1029
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class, Yeah, nobody.

1030
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: It's normal. It's a normal bodily function. But but what

1031
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: if it's stinky?

1032
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 5: I'll just say, excuse me.

1033
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: If we farted in class, we got made fun of.

1034
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: So hard is the world healing? I'll tell you what

1035
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: I have. I've gotten this anecdotally from my daughter in

1036
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: the fourth grade. So like, if somebody farts, somebody laughs,

1037
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: you say pardon me or excuse me. It's like it's

1038
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: a normal thing, Like, oh my god, yeah, so what

1039
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: accounts for that? It's just listen, you know, kids have

1040
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: much bigger problems now than farts, right, Farts are a

1041
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: celebration of life when you go to school now every

1042
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: day realizing you might get murdered there I guess you

1043
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: probably have a different perspective on life in general. But

1044
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: I wonder why that is.

1045
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 8: I think people consider the tone, not the actual tone

1046
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 8: of the fart, but the meaning behind the fart now

1047
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 8: more than like before. But you know, if a fart

1048
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 8: happened in class before, people were laughing. But now if

1049
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 8: like if a kid's forcing a fart or does it

1050
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 8: on purpose or purposely misses the cough, like, yeah, then

1051
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 8: it's funny and I think people will laugh. But if

1052
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 8: somebody just blows a fart by accident and tries to

1053
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 8: like ignore it and didn't call attention to it, I

1054
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 8: think people just don't care as much.

1055
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's desensitizing because there's so much fart content. Maybe

1056
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: I will laugh. You've seen the guess my fart meme? Yep?

1057
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: I laugh every time every time, not because of the

1058
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: actual far, just because of the coincidental guessing. They go, hey, babe,

1059
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: guess my fart now. Rob and I are not guys

1060
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: who fart around our respective partners. I'm not that guy.

1061
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: I think they're hilarious in general. I'm not a farty person. No,

1062
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: but my not to tell tales out of school. But

1063
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: like my daughters, right, I have a nine year old now.

1064
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: When my older daughter was little, it was like truckers

1065
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: who had just finished a chili eating contest all the time,

1066
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: and they didn't care. I was like, good for you. Yeah,

1067
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: so maybe things are starting to turn.

1068
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 8: We always I mean, it's again, it's not a big

1069
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 8: thing in my house because I won't do it about

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Speaker 8: my wife and kids. But like if they do it,

1071
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 8: it's funny, like they'll laugh, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 8: Like I get grossed out, like I don't.

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00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want to hear my wife fart,

1074
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: what I mean, So I just kind of don't. I

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00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: pretend that never happens.

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00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 7: So high, like I.

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00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: Said, it's a celebration of life. You're alive, and you're

1078
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: her body is working as it was intended.

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Speaker 8: I just don't understand how someone could ever not find

1080
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 8: that particular bodily function funny because we don't.

1081
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: Laugh at niezes. We don't like no because it's coming

1082
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: from a naughty.

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00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 8: Place round And the sound is what's so funny, A

1084
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 8: lot of sound out of a quarter inch speaker.

1085
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: A quarter inch speaker. The ln Cox Show on.

1086
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 3: One, so you trying to make up how uncomfortable.

1087
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 5: Gosh, crowds.

1088
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: It's weird, it's not right, it's not cool.

1089
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 6: And there's plenty more where that came from, back to

1090
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 6: the Alan Cox Show on one.

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00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:59,720
Speaker 1: Hundred point seven WMMS Oh Boy three, send me a text.

1092
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: I will have another trip to La for you every

1093
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: afternoon this week because the Big Alter Ego Festival is

1094
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: next weekend. It is the seventeenth out at the key

1095
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: Of Forum in La and we're going to send you

1096
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: and a friend will throw a thousand bucks fly out,

1097
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: put you up the whole thing for the event. So

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00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: around five o'clock every afternoon this week, already done, two today, Tomorrow, Friday,

1099
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: I'll have a trip for you, Green Day, twenty one, Pilots, Sublime, Cage,

1100
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: The Elephant, Good, Charlotte, and a handful of other bands

1101
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: as well. A lot of times there's like a last

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00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: minute announcement. Sometimes that last minute announcement is that one

1103
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: of the bands have canceled because we didn't have it

1104
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: last year. We had to cancel it last minute last

1105
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 1: year because of the wildfires. Yeah, Rise, we were already

1106
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 1: coming up on a year a year. Yes, this always

1107
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: happens in January, which the show's in LA. That's a

1108
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: great time to get the hell out of Ohio for

1109
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: a weekend is January, So five o'clock this afternoon, I

1110
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: will have another keyword for you. I have double checked

1111
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: the keyword to make sure it is correct. Go. I

1112
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: played the wrong one on Monday, and I had to

1113
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: text people who were hitting the up and letting them

1114
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: know what it actually was. So that was some pilot

1115
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: error on my part. So I have double checked to

1116
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: make sure that it is correct. But five o'clock today,

1117
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: tomorrow and Friday. Those trips to LA for you. Four

1118
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: our Alter Ego festival. Very exciting. Cavalier's basketball good last

1119
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: night too, beat the Pacers. Jesus, I hope that's their

1120
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: longest losing streak in their history of the franchise thirteen games.

1121
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: The Calves no they yeah, yeah, They've been at twelve

1122
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: losses three times in the history of the franchise, and

1123
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: last night broke the record for the longest shriek of losing. Well,

1124
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: Reggie Miller's kind of long in the two Yes you

1125
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,919
Speaker 1: showed it last night, boy yeah, good night nurse Well,

1126
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: I mean they beat them by four, And the articles

1127
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: I was reading was the Calves rally back to beat

1128
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: the pace. I'm like they were down rally back. What

1129
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: does that mean? Well, I mean Donnade they erupt in

1130
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. Donovan Mitchell didn't play. Huh he was

1131
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: out for a rest night. Oh arrest? Well, yeah, because

1132
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: they go We're not put him out against the Pacers. Anyway,

1133
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: they did it. They will play the timber Wolves back

1134
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: to back Tomorrow night in Minneapolis and then Saturday afternoon

1135
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: here in Cleveland eight o'clock tip Tomorrow night, seven thirty

1136
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: pre game here on the buzzard and on the iHeartRadio app.

1137
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: You listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, tell me

1138
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: where you do that. One of our bureau chieves, Stansbury,

1139
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: will have tickets for you all next week if you

1140
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: want to catch a Calves game. The Magic are in

1141
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: town and Monday, the twenty sixth. Rob reminded me earlier

1142
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: that is also the same night as the iHeart staff

1143
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: Calves game, which we do every year. Hip hip, hooray.

1144
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: The Orlando Magic be in town. That's Shaquille O'Neil and

1145
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: the Orlando Magic. If you want to leave us messages,

1146
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: you can drop them on the app. There there's a

1147
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: little red talkback button. You can also drop us voicemails

1148
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: if you like. That number is two one six nine

1149
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: eight six eighty nine oh three. That's the Alan Kashow

1150
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: after hours line. It is always available to you.

1151
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 3: Hey, Alan, I was listening to Tuesday's show and you

1152
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 3: were talking about how over the break you still went

1153
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 3: into work one day to go do something, and your

1154
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 3: daughter asked you, Daddy, how come you're always working or whatever?

1155
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: She said, Well, when I heard.

1156
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 3: That question to me, she was saying, Daddy, you're never around.

1157
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 3: How come you're never around?

1158
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: Alan?

1159
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: Go spend some time with your kid.

1160
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: Man.

1161
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: You don't want her to grow up not hanging out

1162
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 3: with you when you're old, do you. That's just my opinion.

1163
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1164
00:57:53,360 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 3: Hate the show and the Captain the trail over when

1165
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 3: you're coming home dad, I don't know when we get together.

1166
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 4: Thing now.

1167
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: The whole point of my anecdote yesterday was nobody knows

1168
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: when I'm around. This is what I was trying to say, Right,

1169
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: how come you to go to work? I go, I

1170
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: have to go to work in two weeks. I've been

1171
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: in the whole time. That was my point, Not according

1172
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: to that guy, job requires a lot of time, right,

1173
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: a lot of I know it doesn't seem like it,

1174
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: but a lot of time. You want to do it right,

1175
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: you wanna be successful all the time. It is funny

1176
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: my ex wife when my older kids were younger, we

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00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: were still married. She and she was doing it tongue

1178
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: in cheek, but she was half kidding. Every time I'd

1179
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: walk out the door, she go and the cats in

1180
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: the caated in the city. I'm like, Okay, what do

1181
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: you want from me? Yeah, this is what my job is.

1182
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: This is what my career is. I think people honestly

1183
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: believe you you like me making a lot of money

1184
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: for you, because that's how I do it. They don't

1185
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: just hand it to me. No, people truthfully believe that

1186
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: there's like we just show up and talk. I know

1187
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: they do, but that's we We We've tried to convince

1188
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: them over the years. That's what it is, right or

1189
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: back in the day, the ones that are the best, right,

1190
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: there are a lot of shows that did do that

1191
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: and they flopped immediately, and you know, you got four

1192
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: hours of dead air to fill up. But yeah, so

1193
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: cat's in the cradle. I get a little bit triggered

1194
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: because my ex wife used to sing the cats sit

1195
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: in the crowd like okay, you know, and she used

1196
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: to do radio I go, you know what this is?

1197
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: So no, it is not my daughter chastising me. I

1198
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: was telling that to make the point that she didn't

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Speaker 1: know that I was around for two weeks. She's nine, man,

1200
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: she got her own thing going, you know what I mean.

1201
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: She's talking to her friends, playing Minecraft, drawing. She's an

1202
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: independent person doing her own thing. And we laughed about it.

1203
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like it was a point of contention

1204
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: or anything like that. But who did Cats in the Cradle?

1205
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: Harry Chapin right, and then died young? Right? And then

1206
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: the hell was the Ugly Ugly Kid Joe covered it?

1207
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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're gonna pick this as all things. Yeah,

1209
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: didn't the singer of that band have kind of like

1210
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: a resurgence? Isn't he back with some people? The guy

1211
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Speaker 1: had a wild His name's Whitfield Crane, the front man

1212
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Speaker 1: for Ugly Kid Joe. Wasn't a guy with like a

1213
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Speaker 1: blue blood kind of name. Wasn't Chris Tyler the program

1214
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: director here at one point? Wasn't he a huge fan

1215
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: of this band? No idea. I feel like he loved

1216
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: this band. Okay, well they have their fans. Whitfield Crane

1217
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: was with, h Yeah, I'll take songs that didn't need

1218
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Speaker 1: to happen for five hundred hours.

1219
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, he was like in some other metal bands further

1221
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 1: down the line or something like that. You know, voice

1222
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: our resident glam metal officionado and officionado is too light

1223
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: of a word. Our own Corey Roddick right one of

1224
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: his favorite glam bands all time as a band called

1225
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: Pretty Boy Floyd yep and Ugly Kid Joe. Their name

1226
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: was a spoof on that band's name. They called themselves

1227
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Speaker 1: Ugly Kid Joe because there was another band called Pretty

1228
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: Boy Floyd. Never knew that. Yeah, anyway, that guy saying, oh,

1229
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Speaker 1: hang out with your daughter, hang on my daughter all

1230
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah. And by the way, when your kid

1231
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: gets to a certain age and a lot of you

1232
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: know this, they don't want to hang out with you. Nope,

1233
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: they want to talk to their friends. They want to

1234
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: do I'm fully aware. I've been through it twice before.

1235
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm fully aware. But yeah, I don't just show up

1236
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: and start talking to you guys. I wish it'd be great,

1237
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: but yeah, anyway, thank you for your whatever that was

1238
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: concern consideration.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, do you think all these fart jokes

1240
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 8: write themselves. Do you think these scripts that we go

1241
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 8: off of daily write themselves?

1242
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Speaker 1: Sir, listen, some there are people, I will say this,

1243
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: there are people. There are fewer and fewer of them

1244
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: left in this business. I'm sure there are people who

1245
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: could do that. I'm just not one of them. I'm not.

1246
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I gotta have there's a structure to it,

1247
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: and there's a thing, and I gotta, you know, put

1248
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: things together.

1249
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 5: I have to.

1250
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: I can't just be like so anyway. That's what podcasts are. Now,

1251
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: that's why there are no barriers to entry. All you

1252
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: do is you buy a microphone, you buy a little

1253
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: make sure you're throwing your phone whatever. That's why there's

1254
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: four billion podcasts because everybody goes, oh, I could do that,

1255
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: but listen. Then they go in, go listen to one

1256
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: good luck exactly. You'll want to blow your head off.

1257
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: You want to take an ice pick to your ears.

1258
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: And that's a one hour show at best, once a

1259
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: week a week. AnyWho, I don't want to get off track, Rob,

1260
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: Now you might have noticed this happened. As we were

1261
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: signing off last night, the Baltimore Ravens said goodbye to

1262
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: John Harbaugh. Yeah, after eighteen seasons, thanks a lot Tyler

1263
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: Loop Boy, bet Tyler Loup. He better get an edible

1264
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: arrangement from Mike Tomlin, by the way, for saving his job,

1265
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: because if it had gone the other way, Mike Tomlin

1266
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: would have been the one fired in Pittsburgh. I guarantee thing.

1267
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: So yes, after that, bring John Harbor to the Browns.

1268
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: He spent eighteen years. Ravens was his first head coaching

1269
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: gig right he was at where was he He was

1270
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: at Western Michigan University coaching back in the day. He's

1271
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: from Toledo. I think he grew up in ann Arbor

1272
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, he and Jim harbarre like,

1273
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: of course I associate Jim Harbor with the Chicago Bears,

1274
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: but a lot of other things, and they're like, we

1275
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: grew up Browns fans. That's all you need. That little

1276
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: quote that's making the rounds today in loco sports media.

1277
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: That's all you need to get people salivating over the

1278
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: it'll never happen, but over the notion that John Harball

1279
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: would even entertain the thought of company to the Cleveland Browns.

1280
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: He was in Baltimore for eighteen seasons. That's an eternity.

1281
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: He was probably thinking about leaving on his own at

1282
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: some point. See I could. He's got no problems. His

1283
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: agent was like, as soon as they fired him, we

1284
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: got seven other teams, because there's a lot of teams

1285
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: that need head coaches. Yes, seven, He's got to be

1286
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: at the top of that list. He's got a Super

1287
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: Bowl ring.

1288
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 8: Well, they're saying Stefanski's already lined up, like the Giants

1289
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 8: reached out to him.

1290
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeh, Giants are talking and want to talk to him

1291
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: and Harball yep. So they really got their all. These

1292
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: other teams got there picking the letter of guys who

1293
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: are good coaches. I wouldn't be suppose I'm not going

1294
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: to get something like that here. I would not be

1295
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 1: surprised if you do.

1296
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 8: I would not be surprised if you if you see

1297
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 8: a John Harbaugh come to Cleveland.

1298
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: Really absolutely, if that's the teams like a Swan song

1299
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: or I mean, look, man, he could probably do another

1300
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: twenty years in the league, right, These guys will go

1301
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: long in the tooth. If he wants to how old

1302
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: is he fifty something? Yeah, something like that. So I mean, look, man,

1303
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, that's the team he

1304
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: rooted for growing up. He's sixty three, sixty three, all right,

1305
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: So let's say he's got another t years of coaching

1306
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 1: in him, right, why not do it with the team

1307
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: you grew up rooting for. And if you can be

1308
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 1: the guy that turns it around, if those guys can

1309
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: guarantee him, right, like if Andrew Berry and Haslam and

1310
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: those guys can say we're gonna get out of the

1311
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: way and let you run football in this town. If

1312
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 1: they say that in the end they show up with

1313
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: the money. I don't see any reason in the world

1314
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: that he wouldn't come here. There are people running odds

1315
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: on where he'll go, because there are seven teams total

1316
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 1: who need a head coach. The favorites for people who

1317
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: know these things and like stacking up the odds Giants

1318
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: and Dolphins, Brown's and Cardinals are at the very bottom

1319
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: of that list. I would not be surprised. I think

1320
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: absolutely he probably takes a meeting or his agent talk.

1321
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's already one schedule, do you think so? Absolutely? Yeah,

1322
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: This stuff happens so fast, dude. Yeah, those guys were

1323
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 1: on the phone with his agent the minute that got announced.

1324
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: That's what his agent said. And what he keeps getting

1325
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: paid by the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah, no matter where he goes.

1326
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: How far into his deal was he does anybody talk

1327
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: about that? But you know that. I don't know. But

1328
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he had a no cut, you know what

1329
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: I mean.

1330
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 8: So they're gonna they're gonna pay him if it was

1331
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 8: a year or two whatever, who cares. Now you're double dipping. Great,

1332
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 8: good for him.

1333
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: He signed a three year extension this past March, all right,

1334
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: so they're gonna pay him for two more years. Yeah, guarantee.

1335
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, think about that. Seventeen million dollars a year.

1336
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: So he's gonna make about thirty five million dollars for

1337
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: not coaching for the Baltimore Ravens and oh, we're in

1338
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: the wrong business. Plus on top of his new salary.

1339
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: So he'll make thirty five million a year for two years.

1340
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: Good for him, Yeah, man, for him, Of course him.

1341
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I questioned the Stefanski one a

1342
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: little bit because you always started with the who are

1343
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: you gonna get that's better. Yeah, right, but who's saying that?

1344
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 8: No, I'm just saying, like and gent me, I was

1345
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 8: saying that, like, who are you going to get that's

1346
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 8: out there that's going to be better than Stefanski?

1347
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: Right?

1348
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 3: Right?

1349
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: What you mean who's willing to come to coach the

1350
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: Cleveland just in general? Who like, who could you pull

1351
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 1: from another team?

1352
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 8: If you get a defensive coordinator or an offensive coordinator somewhere,

1353
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 8: who's going to be a better coach for your situation

1354
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 8: than Stefanski is. If you're not going to make those changes,

1355
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 8: then hardball becomes available and the answer is clear, Like,

1356
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 8: I think he's a far better coach.

1357
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: Right, But what was Baltimore thinking? The guy has taken

1358
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: them to the playoff? I don't know, super Bowl. I

1359
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: never understand the thinking there when they finally cut the

1360
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: courtA on somebody when they've yeah, I don't know, I

1361
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 1: obviously don't. I have nothing to do with any of

1362
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: that stuff.

1363
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 8: I do not know, and you don't. And again, you

1364
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 8: don't see what's happening in the locker room or in

1365
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 8: the back offices. You don't know if this was a

1366
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 8: mutual thing, if he wanted out, like you don't know.

1367
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 8: I mean, they can say what they want, but you

1368
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 8: don't know what is actually happening.

1369
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 6: Well.

1370
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: Also a lot of these situations, from what you can

1371
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 1: glean anecdotally, is it has more to do with just

1372
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: bringing a guy on. You might get a guy at

1373
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: that level and he goes, I'd be willing to talk

1374
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: to you guys, but you got to get rid of

1375
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: you got to get rid of Andrew Berry or you

1376
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 1: gotta do you know what I mean?

1377
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, According to this, the Browns of scheduled first interview

1378
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 8: with Harball. He'll be the first interview that the Browns

1379
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 8: are gonna con take him to dinner. He'll talk about

1380
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 8: how he grew up a Browns fan. They'll I bet

1381
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 8: you they come to the Marble room.

1382
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: That'll be it. Say what's up, Come on over, sit down,

1383
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: we'll talk and you can get the check. John Harball. Yeah,

1384
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: he's seventeen million dollar man.

1385
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1386
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: Ah, Alan, trying to get my thirteen year old daughter

1387
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: to tell me about her day is like pulling Rob's

1388
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 1: wisdom teeth. Yeah. Well, but that's part of what it

1389
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 1: is too. You know, you only get you get about

1390
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: a decade with your kid, and you know, and there's

1391
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. By the way, that means that

1392
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: you've hopefully set them up for success, to be properly socialized,

1393
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: and that they feel comfortable doing that kind of stuff.

1394
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 8: You get more, I mean, it's you get a decade

1395
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 8: of you being first, right, But you'll always have like

1396
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,439
Speaker 8: them the first call if something goes wrong.

1397
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: There's always that, Like you know, you're always it. Just

1398
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: the relationship changes a little bit because life changes, right,

1399
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 1: So you're always gonna have them cool.

1400
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 8: Like I kind of love where I'm at right now

1401
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 8: with my daughters. Like people always say, what's your favorite stage, dude?

1402
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 8: Oh god, damn, what's your favorite stage? Right when they're infants?

1403
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,719
Speaker 8: It was the infant stage. When they grow into toddlers,

1404
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 8: It's so I can't say that I had a favorite

1405
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 8: one because I've just sort of adapted to what you're in.

1406
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: Right. So I like where we're at right now because

1407
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: they're independent, they're doing their own things, and like they

1408
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: come to me, dad, this girl said this about me,

1409
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:40,560
Speaker 1: what should I do?

1410
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 8: Right, I'm like, well, I think you should tell her

1411
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 8: to get bent, But that's just me, you know. And

1412
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 8: then you have those real type of conversations with them

1413
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,480
Speaker 8: about real life stuff and it's pretty.

1414
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 1: Neat, honey, I'll tell you what to do. Because when

1415
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 1: I was a teenager, teenage girls wouldn't talk to me either,

1416
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: So I'm not I don't know if I'm the guy

1417
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: to come to from that. That is my deficit as

1418
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: a parent. It always has been that I didn't have

1419
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: one of those like cool fun I was just talking

1420
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 1: to somebody over the break. As a matter of fact,

1421
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: my wife was one of those people who would like

1422
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: sneak out of her house and go to a party

1423
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,560
Speaker 1: and sneak back into the house. That was not me,

1424
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 1: the furthest from anything. So I'm like, I'm really deficient

1425
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:28,640
Speaker 1: in that kind of stuff. I was real buttoned up

1426
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,680
Speaker 1: when I was younger. I'm like, I didn't have any

1427
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get in trouble. It was a

1428
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: big thing with me. I didn't want to get into trouble.

1429
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 1: I was just too afraid of my parents to do

1430
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: anything like that.

1431
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 8: So if I got caught sneaking out, my dad would

1432
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 8: have taken me outside and set me on fire. Like

1433
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 8: there would have been no do that twice type of thing,

1434
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 8: you know what I mean. So I was petrified of

1435
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 8: doing stuff like that. Now, I did a lot of

1436
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 8: stupid stuff. I still got my fair share of trouble,

1437
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 8: but there were certain lines I wouldn't cross, so I

1438
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 8: knew i'd be dead.

1439
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1440
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 8: My kids, well, yeah, they mean they come to me

1441
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 8: for everything. But I don't have that desire to be

1442
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 8: the cool dad. We just get along in that way

1443
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 8: that we're cool. Yeah, it is fun when they become people.

1444
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: Yep, the Allen Corr Show.

1445
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 5: On one call the Alan Cox Show.

1446
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: Girls, this is your opportunity right here, a nice boy,

1447
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 1: let me.

1448
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 6: Tell you that two one six one double oh seven

1449
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 6: or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.

1450
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: I wonder how I mentioned Kenny Loggins earlier, because we

1451
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 1: were talking about celebrity male celebrities who had had some

1452
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 1: extensive cosmetics. Kenny Rogers, Kenny Loggins, Johnny Resident from the

1453
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 1: Goood Dolls, and also Kenny Loggins is seventy eight years

1454
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,600
Speaker 1: old today and they always call him the King of

1455
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: the soundtracks because he had so many. So I wonder

1456
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 1: how he got to be that guy, how he ended

1457
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 1: up on uh. I think he did something for there

1458
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: was an The unpteenth iteration of a star is born

1459
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: in the seventies, it was Chris Christofferson and Barbara streisand

1460
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 1: and I think Kenny Loggins did something for them. But

1461
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 1: then in the eighties he exploded, right, did footloose? Did

1462
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 1: this from top Gun? He's from the Pacific Northwest? And frankly,

1463
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 1: both of those guys I mentioned, Messrs Rogers and Loggins.

1464
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:48,840
Speaker 1: You gotta give it up for a grown ass man

1465
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,080
Speaker 1: who still goes by Kenny, you know what I mean, Kenneth.

1466
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:55,600
Speaker 1: There was Johnny Carson, Johnny Depp, like if you're a

1467
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 1: grown man and nothing wrong with it, Gibbs Billy GiB Billy,

1468
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 1: Bob Thornton, if you watch that show Landman. Yeah, Kenny Loggins.

1469
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:13,639
Speaker 1: He's firmly entrenched in any given yacht rock soundtrack, right,

1470
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,799
Speaker 1: any playlist you got remember this is it Rob nineteen

1471
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 1: seventy nine. It was the Michael McDonald in the mix

1472
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,640
Speaker 1: there theme song from the STRIDEX movie. Wouldn't it the

1473
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: what the stride X movie?

1474
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 6: What is that?

1475
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: This is ZiT? Wmms Rob on social media. I'll tell

1476
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 1: you what you'd never know. This guy was under the weather,

1477
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: thank you man. He's still coming out with machine gun fire. Wow,

1478
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,639
Speaker 1: this is ZiT? Yeah, no, what what a caddy shack?

1479
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,680
Speaker 1: Right in caddy shack and footloose and oh yeah, all

1480
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: the soundtracks. He's got Emmys and Grammys and Golden Globes

1481
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: and man, how about that he came from Van call

1482
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: Loggins and Messina. It was him and Rick Messina and

1483
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: then he I don't know what the hell happened to

1484
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 1: Rick Mesina, but Kenny Loggins went all holy cow, that

1485
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: guy started killing it. Jim Asina had been with a

1486
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: couple of other bands and he hooked up with Kenneth Loggins.

1487
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: Even Brian called to celebrate Kenny Loggin's birthday to footloose, chick.

1488
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:33,600
Speaker 5: Out use oo e oohyd.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well done, Brian. And what the f does foot

1490
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: loose mean? That's the only time, in the only context

1491
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: of foot as far as I know, footloose wasn't like

1492
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: a word that people used. And he called a song

1493
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 1: that I only know what is the name of that song?

1494
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: And movie? Huh, what the hell does footlose mean? Have

1495
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: you ever used that word in light? No, nobody's like, well,

1496
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 1: footloose and fancy free? Right, that's a phrase, okay, but

1497
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: isn't it isn't two words? Footloose in the movie is

1498
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 1: one word. It's a compound word, footloose and fancy free. Okay, Well,

1499
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,479
Speaker 1: as I'm talking about it, I remember that phrase. I don't,

1500
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: but it's never a word I've ever used. I never

1501
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: saw the movie Footloose until many years ago. I weren't

1502
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: missing much thirteen when it came out. John Lifgo, a

1503
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: lot of actors that would go on to big things.

1504
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,880
Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker was in the late Chris Penn was

1505
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: in it. And I had never seen it before. And

1506
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: we were living in Cleveland but had gone back home

1507
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 1: to Chicago to see some friends and we were at

1508
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: their apartment. Were spending three or four days there, and

1509
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 1: we're just kicking around the apartment and the TV's on

1510
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: and we're having drinks, we're getting high whatever. We're just

1511
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 1: dicking around and Footloose is on or it's coming on.

1512
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:53,679
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I've never seen Footloose before. And Kevin

1513
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: Bacon's character in that movie moves from Chicago to this

1514
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 1: tiny town and there's a John Lithgo is a pastor

1515
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: or something and he outlaws dancing I don't know. And

1516
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there watching. I'm like, this movie is terribleful.

1517
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 1: Now I was high, so I was like, maybe it's

1518
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 1: because I'm high. No, but it's not like I watched

1519
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,680
Speaker 1: it again when I wasn't high, I didn't want it.

1520
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,760
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. I've never made it all

1521
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,720
Speaker 1: the way through to watch it. But it was a

1522
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: huge movie. So again I just chalked it up to

1523
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: right place, right time for that movie. And Kevin Bacon,

1524
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: rob I will say this, he is delightful. I've had

1525
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,599
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon on this show a couple of times over

1526
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:44,240
Speaker 1: the years. He's a very affable chap. It's one of

1527
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,760
Speaker 1: the few times I can recall that when their management

1528
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: asked me not to bring something up, I said, okay,

1529
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,200
Speaker 1: and they asked me not to mention to Kevin Bacon

1530
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 1: is a guy who lost a lot of money with

1531
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: Bernie Madoff, and they asked me not to mention Bernie Madoff,

1532
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, I won't ask him about that.

1533
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 1: Did it come up anyway? I feel like it did well,

1534
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:18,439
Speaker 1: but in a really roundabout way, and I did not

1535
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: belabor the point. I think he alluded to something and

1536
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 1: I acknowledged that I knew what he was talking about. Yeah,

1537
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,519
Speaker 1: but I was like, I don't care, you know what

1538
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,439
Speaker 1: I mean. I told him at the time, I go, yeah,

1539
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: that's none of my business, man, I don't care. You know.

1540
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 1: Make the guy feel like crap because he invested a

1541
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 1: lot of money with somebody, a lot. You know, sure

1542
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 1: it's not his fault, the fault. Yeah, Meridia Curius Edwick

1543
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,680
Speaker 1: for a long time showed his penis in movies way

1544
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 1: too often though too much. Kevin Bacon penis well, hollow

1545
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: Man Comes to Mind, which is a teraring movie, but

1546
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 1: that's really Yeah, he's slowly coming down and you watch

1547
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: like the blood Vessels coming back and there's a whole meter. Yeah,

1548
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: he did it. Wild Things Ride, Wild Things where he's

1549
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 1: in the pool with this Ricards and Nev Campbell. Yeah,

1550
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 1: wild Things. Watched that scene once or twice. No, Kevin Bacon,

1551
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 1: he only got He had a show on Amazon Prime

1552
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,480
Speaker 1: that I kind of liked, but they canceled it immediately.

1553
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,960
Speaker 1: Nobody watched it. A Bondsman, Yes, I watched it. I

1554
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: liked it, but nobody liked it. And he had a

1555
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 1: show called City on a Hill a few years ago

1556
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 1: that was great. He was like a crooked cop in

1557
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: the eighties in Boston, Boston, Boston. No, he's dynamite and stuff.

1558
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,000
Speaker 1: He had a Fox show called The following years ago.

1559
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: Tremor's back in the day, yep, and he's still in

1560
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 1: good shape, right, Kevin Bacon, guy's pushing seventy, still got

1561
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: a good head of hair. The Outsiders, that one. I

1562
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 1: never saw the Odds good movies. Read the book, never

1563
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: saw the movie. It's a good movie. That's pony Boy,

1564
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: right yeah yeah, missic River. Yeah, a lot of good

1565
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 1: stuff from Kevin Bacon. Anyway, long story short, Kenny Loggins.

1566
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,680
Speaker 1: I came full circle back to Kenny Loggins. But I

1567
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: think if I were Kenny, like your mom called. Your

1568
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: mom was just in town for the holidays. Yeah, she

1569
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 1: got noticed at Hopkins Airport by a TSA agent. Correct,

1570
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:10,880
Speaker 1: based on the story you told, uh, this TSA agent Actually,

1571
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 1: much to her credit, you know, as much of a

1572
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,560
Speaker 1: hard time as people give the TSA, this woman was

1573
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: really paying attention. Yes, now she's paying attention to the show.

1574
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: And then you know inferred what was going on there.

1575
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: So I got more do your mom? Oh yeah, go ahead, No,

1576
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 1: I got more.

1577
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 8: Details from her about the incident, Like I didn't she

1578
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 8: because she only texted me that it happened. She sent

1579
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 8: me the screenshot and then like was aha, haa, she

1580
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 8: actually was freaked out. Your mom was, yeah, because it

1581
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 8: actually happened while she was in the line, So like

1582
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,320
Speaker 8: I assumed like she was through getting her stuff together

1583
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 8: or whatever, and then this woman came over, right, she said,

1584
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 8: they were still going through her stuff like it was

1585
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 8: up on the you know, the screen or whatever, you know,

1586
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 8: they run it through the.

1587
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 1: L framed photo of her son Rob.

1588
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:53,360
Speaker 9: No.

1589
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:55,680
Speaker 1: Well, my mom was like like what did I did

1590
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 1: I bring something I shouldn't have brought on the plane

1591
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: like excuse me, miss kind of thing while she was

1592
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,320
Speaker 1: still going through So it was like active where you

1593
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 1: would expect TSA people to come over and talk to you. Yeah,

1594
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:08,760
Speaker 1: so she was like freaking out at first, and then

1595
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,679
Speaker 1: the first question was is your son on the radio?

1596
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 1: My mom's like, oh crap, what did you do? Like, well,

1597
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,519
Speaker 1: did something happen? Is he loose in the airport right now?

1598
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:19,000
Speaker 1: He just dropped me off the PB out for it

1599
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,639
Speaker 1: might be outside. Did he hit someone?

1600
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 8: Like so yeah, she's so she was like yeah, it

1601
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:24,840
Speaker 8: was like it was freaking and then she's like then

1602
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 8: I was obviously very proud and happy and whatever, and

1603
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 8: she's like, but yeah.

1604
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,200
Speaker 1: For a minute, I was like, oh no, what what

1605
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,519
Speaker 1: did I do? Did I forget to take those gummies

1606
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 1: out of my bag? Mm? But she knew that she

1607
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 1: was no. But my point is your mom calls you

1608
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:41,160
Speaker 1: Robbie Robbie, Yeah, but nobody else calls you that. I

1609
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,880
Speaker 1: imagine family, and I have some family that calls me that.

1610
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,719
Speaker 1: But you have opted to not go by Robbie. Correct.

1611
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 1: Did you ever go by Bob? Never know? Did you

1612
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 1: ever go by Robert? Nope? You never went by Robert

1613
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:55,640
Speaker 1: and Twine. It is like, you know, you and your

1614
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,439
Speaker 1: wife are role playing, like you both show up at

1615
01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 1: the hotel bar, pretend you don't know each other.

1616
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,200
Speaker 8: What I did think would be funny was if I

1617
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 8: went by Burt Burgh Anthony right, because I mean, you've

1618
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 8: got attorney a law, Robert.

1619
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 1: Why does Rob get to win? Why does anybody use

1620
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 1: the backside of Burt? Gotcha?

1621
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 6: Right?

1622
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:14,240
Speaker 8: So I always thought that, like my name on Netflix

1623
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,639
Speaker 8: is Burke. Tried it out for a little while, see

1624
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:17,160
Speaker 8: if I liked it.

1625
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't. We were watching something and my daughter was

1626
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: laughing at the name. It was a French name, and

1627
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,040
Speaker 1: I said, well, Gillome is French for William. So I said,

1628
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 1: that's just the name William. And she goes, how did

1629
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,200
Speaker 1: Billy come from William? And I go, I don't know.

1630
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 1: It's a great question. How did Alan come from? Allan? Well,

1631
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:36,080
Speaker 1: it had it had hard questions with answers. It had

1632
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,160
Speaker 1: to be from will like it would have had to

1633
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:44,400
Speaker 1: have been Willy first, right, William became Willie will I guess,

1634
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,080
Speaker 1: and Bill had to have come from that somehow. Yeah,

1635
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. By the way, devotion to accuracy, Kevin

1636
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: Bacon not in The Outsider. It wasn't. People are telling

1637
01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: me what was the movie at the time, all of

1638
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 1: those aged actors were auditioning for that. They considered him,

1639
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:07,720
Speaker 1: but he wasn't in hold On he was in one

1640
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,719
Speaker 1: of those movies like he was in a like that. Yeah,

1641
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,040
Speaker 1: I thought he was too when you said that, But

1642
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 1: again I hadn't seen the movie, so I don't. I

1643
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,679
Speaker 1: don't know. But he auditioned for it along with every

1644
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 1: other guy. Was he in diner? Maybe diner with Paul Riser.

1645
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what we're thinking of, is diner. I thought

1646
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,599
Speaker 1: he was in like one of those coming of age

1647
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: kid movies too. It probably was. This could also be

1648
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 1: that what is it when you the Mandela made effect?

1649
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1650
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,280
Speaker 1: I mean he was in Animal House, Wasn't that? Okay?

1651
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: Friday the thirteenth, Think it's an arrow through the throat.

1652
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,960
Speaker 1: He's dispatched by Jason Vorhees right there in the bunk.

1653
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 1: I must have just screwed it up. I'm good job, Rob,

1654
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:54,600
Speaker 1: not afraid to admit it. All right, he is the

1655
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,080
Speaker 1: bad guy in one of the X Men movies. He

1656
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 1: was Sebastian Shaw. That was twenty years ago or so.

1657
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 1: Probably he was in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Yes, I

1658
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: don't know was he says he was that his title

1659
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:11,719
Speaker 1: was taxi racer. Wait, a guy who erases taxis? Tax

1660
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,639
Speaker 1: a guy who erases tax No, that's called an accountant,

1661
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,680
Speaker 1: a tax eraser. He is an accountant. No, he was

1662
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:23,160
Speaker 1: racing taxis. Oh oh, a taxi racer. Taxi racer, taxi racer, gotcha.

1663
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,520
Speaker 1: I mean I only recently saw planes, Trains and Automobiles

1664
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 1: for the first time myself, so I don't recall who

1665
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,960
Speaker 1: played the tax eraser. I get the ugly cries in

1666
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,200
Speaker 1: that movie. You do because of John Candy is soliloquy

1667
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:37,760
Speaker 1: at the end there.

1668
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:42,240
Speaker 8: Oh yes, terrible Okay, and then especially with John Candy

1669
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,599
Speaker 8: being gone, I told you I was a wreck trying

1670
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 8: to watch that documentary.

1671
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 1: He sucks. Christ Kevin Bacon was in that Toxic Avenger

1672
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 1: reboot from a couple of years ago to No, he's

1673
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 1: a talented dude very much. When you see him show

1674
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 1: up in stuff, you a few good men. When you

1675
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:01,000
Speaker 1: see him show up in stuff, you're like, all right,

1676
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 1: this could be I like this. At least it's not

1677
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,920
Speaker 1: going to be terrible. He might take care of some

1678
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:13,040
Speaker 1: things for you. But thank you, Brian for your tribute

1679
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:14,080
Speaker 1: to Kenneth Loggins.

1680
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:19,679
Speaker 5: Check outs use ooie oohey.

1681
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,679
Speaker 1: I mean, who really knows what the guy says. Anyway,

1682
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: we're talking yesterday about the Australian pornographer. I'm gonna start

1683
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,839
Speaker 1: calling porn actresses pornographers. That's funnier to me. An Aussie

1684
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:39,400
Speaker 1: porn actress who was on a first date and she

1685
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: said the vibe was right, so they took it back

1686
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:45,320
Speaker 1: to hers and she got a butt plug stuck in there.

1687
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 1: And butt plugs very much in the news recently, rob

1688
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:56,559
Speaker 1: that the Pentagon reportedly sent a letter to a sex

1689
01:24:56,640 --> 01:25:00,639
Speaker 1: shop in Toronto saying that they could no longer important

1690
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 1: butt plugs from Bahrain. Okay, Bahrain butt plugs to me

1691
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,680
Speaker 1: sounds like a Welsh punk band or something. But the

1692
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: Bahrain butt plugs. I don't know why that would draw

1693
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:19,360
Speaker 1: the interest of the Pentagon. But I was just in Toronto,

1694
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: and if anybody had told me that there was a

1695
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 1: place I could go. It's a very very diverse city

1696
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 1: ethnically and every other way, so it comes as no shock.

1697
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:31,760
Speaker 1: But had I known this while I was up there,

1698
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:36,719
Speaker 1: I would have dipped in a package contained a letter

1699
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:43,360
Speaker 1: from the Pentagon that an item had been identified through

1700
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 1: an X ray process or something like that. But this

1701
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,920
Speaker 1: sex shop there in Toronto said that they had been

1702
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:55,320
Speaker 1: getting They had apparently shipped some butt plugs to a

1703
01:25:55,479 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 1: naval base, a US naval base in Bahrain, and that

1704
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:02,000
Speaker 1: this woman went viral because the owner of the store

1705
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 1: said that she got to signed letters from the Department

1706
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 1: of Defense. I guess it's the Department of War now

1707
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 1: you know, the peacemakers Department of War, But that they

1708
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 1: got letters saying that the Kingdom of Bahrain was very upset. Meanwhile,

1709
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:24,400
Speaker 1: this guy's just refreshing his email. Where are my butt? Plus? Yeah,

1710
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,760
Speaker 1: it says they've been delivered. Yeah, well, but this is

1711
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:31,080
Speaker 1: what you have to You know, there are cultural differences

1712
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:33,679
Speaker 1: that can really jam you up if you're a Euros

1713
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,320
Speaker 1: serviceman over there, but you're in a country where stuff

1714
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,200
Speaker 1: like that is illegal. And the one who runs the

1715
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,679
Speaker 1: shop is like, I didn't know where these were going.

1716
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 1: These are people who were ordering these. How is it

1717
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,360
Speaker 1: on me? I didn't know that these were getting sent

1718
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 1: to Bahrain. That's yeah, that's silly. Why would it matter. Yeah,

1719
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:58,280
Speaker 1: the store sells all manner of sex toys and erotic items,

1720
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:02,320
Speaker 1: and they ship all over the world, they said. Obviously

1721
01:27:02,439 --> 01:27:06,400
Speaker 1: most of our customer base is in country. They're in Canada,

1722
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:10,120
Speaker 1: but they ship all over the world and as you

1723
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:14,479
Speaker 1: might suspect, a lot of shipments to military bases around

1724
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:18,439
Speaker 1: the world, and a US base in Bahrain had ordered

1725
01:27:18,479 --> 01:27:21,600
Speaker 1: something and she got a couple of letters saying that

1726
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:25,919
Speaker 1: they had X rayed the packages there in customs in Bahrain,

1727
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:30,640
Speaker 1: and since they were identified as pornographic materials, she was

1728
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 1: potentially going to get in trouble or something like that.

1729
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:40,840
Speaker 1: It's just a paper weight, yes, it's sparkly. Yeah, yes,

1730
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:44,559
Speaker 1: it's covered in sequence. And yes, you might further ask,

1731
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:48,519
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be extraordinarily painful? And yes, you could come

1732
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: to the conclusion that it would be, But you don't

1733
01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:54,920
Speaker 1: want a kink. Shame. Who are you to judge? How

1734
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 1: I hold my papers to my desk? Yeah. She said

1735
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:00,720
Speaker 1: that the items in question were a butt plug and

1736
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:06,080
Speaker 1: a bullet vibrator that had been sent to US service people.

1737
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:08,799
Speaker 1: I bet you it was the vibrator that raised the flags.

1738
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: The butt plug. They probably know whatever cares. They don't want.

1739
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 1: They don't want anybody having pleasure. You think it got

1740
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,799
Speaker 1: knocked on in the package and everything was like dancing

1741
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 1: across the Yeah, we know what he's in there and

1742
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:24,320
Speaker 1: his toothbrush. They're like, the thing's got a kickstand on.

1743
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,840
Speaker 1: Why does it have a shoulder strap?

1744
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:27,240
Speaker 3: What is that?

1745
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:34,000
Speaker 1: So they have told us American soldiers who are stationed overseas,

1746
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 1: they have said that there are certain websites that they

1747
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:40,719
Speaker 1: cannot order from if they're stationed in one of those countries.

1748
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,559
Speaker 1: You know, my nephew is in the Army and he's

1749
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:45,400
Speaker 1: stationed in Germany for five years. He doesn't have to

1750
01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:48,639
Speaker 1: concern himself with things like that. They don't have those

1751
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:54,479
Speaker 1: kind of cultural differences. You probably get. Germany probably goes

1752
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,840
Speaker 1: so far the other way. They're like, when not to

1753
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:06,639
Speaker 1: order more butt plugs, vowels, the vibrators we ordered. Matt

1754
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:11,360
Speaker 1: Dillon was in the pool with Denise Richards in Wild Thing. Yeah,

1755
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:13,960
Speaker 1: devotion accurately.

1756
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:15,640
Speaker 5: Wasn't it.

1757
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:18,760
Speaker 1: Well, Kevin Bacon, Matt Dong is in that movie. Well,

1758
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,920
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon was in the movie, but I think this

1759
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,679
Speaker 1: person's right. Matt Dillon was in the pool, the big

1760
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: pool scene with Denise Richards and f Campbell. Matt Dillon

1761
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:32,960
Speaker 1: was the guy in the pool. Okay, did devotion to accuracy.

1762
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:36,720
Speaker 1: He did a good movie a few years ago called

1763
01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,160
Speaker 1: Cop Car. I don't know how many people saw it.

1764
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,160
Speaker 1: It was like him and a kid and he's like

1765
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 1: a crooked cop or something. That was real good, just

1766
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:46,800
Speaker 1: kind of an indie film. Kevin Bacon races Steve Martin

1767
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,639
Speaker 1: when he's trying to get to the airport. This person says,

1768
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:52,720
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I mean I remember the scene,

1769
01:29:52,720 --> 01:30:00,599
Speaker 1: I don't remember it being Kevin Bacon. Yeah, okay, well, yeah,

1770
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:05,280
Speaker 1: I am way too cooked on cold medications. Right now

1771
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:07,680
Speaker 1: to try to argue with someone about devotion to accuracies.

1772
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 1: Uh huh, well, hey, hey, would you tell Rob it

1773
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:16,720
Speaker 1: was Matt Dylan's wiener and not Kevin Bacon's wiener. I

1774
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,519
Speaker 1: know it was Kevin Bacon's wiener. I know it was

1775
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:22,640
Speaker 1: in that movie. Well, thankfully I'm not doing that, but

1776
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:30,679
Speaker 1: I'm definitely like suit of fetted, just like meth sure

1777
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,760
Speaker 1: over the counter. Yeah, yeah, I gotta sign my name

1778
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: saying I'm not going to turn it into jacked up.

1779
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 1: It is award season, by the way, specifically AVN Award season.

1780
01:30:44,479 --> 01:30:49,320
Speaker 1: It's that AVN flu that's going around rob Ala cock

1781
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 1: show on your social media. No, it's porn award season.

1782
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:57,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be surreal, by the way, if you're working

1783
01:30:57,400 --> 01:31:01,160
Speaker 1: in porn, right, because I'm like mainstream film sets now,

1784
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: they have intimacy coordinators, right, people who are making sure

1785
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:08,439
Speaker 1: that all of the principles involved in an erotic scene

1786
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:11,639
Speaker 1: are comfortable. They got their little you know, crotch pad

1787
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:15,759
Speaker 1: on or they're Mrking or do this whatever. In porn Jesus,

1788
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,800
Speaker 1: you know when they walk around backstage at the at

1789
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,240
Speaker 1: the AVN Awards with like a camera like BJ's are

1790
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 1: like a handshake, Yeah, because everybody's worked together before. Everybody

1791
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:28,160
Speaker 1: has seen everybody else naked. Everybody has been inside the

1792
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: other person or had them inside them. Hey, how are

1793
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:35,240
Speaker 1: you literally like guys walking around? Co Star just walks over,

1794
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 1: drops to her knees, just backstage. Good to see you.

1795
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:39,599
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1796
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,519
Speaker 1: And how do you vote on the AVN Awards? You know,

1797
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:47,520
Speaker 1: like they have the OSCAR Academy people who are designated

1798
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,040
Speaker 1: as voters for the National Academy of Arts and Sciences

1799
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:54,040
Speaker 1: OSCAR voters. How do they do? They do it in

1800
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:57,800
Speaker 1: the same way for the AVNS the Porn Awards, I

1801
01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:00,320
Speaker 1: would assume experts, right, Well, big, my I thought is,

1802
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:02,000
Speaker 1: you know, the big plaine for people who vote on

1803
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,479
Speaker 1: OSCAR films is that a lot of them never see

1804
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:08,720
Speaker 1: the movies, and so it seems counterintuitive, but it's so

1805
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:12,120
Speaker 1: political in general in Hollywood that they're like, Yeah, that's

1806
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,360
Speaker 1: the deep, dark secret is is people get screeners, but

1807
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:17,040
Speaker 1: they'll vote for movies that they actually haven't seen. For

1808
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:21,720
Speaker 1: the av Awards, I bet if you actually got to

1809
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:24,000
Speaker 1: the end of their movie, you didn't get their vote.

1810
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:28,479
Speaker 1: If you watch the whole movie, that's not good. They're

1811
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,360
Speaker 1: like I only got through twenty minutes of it because

1812
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 1: that's all I needed. Yeah, no one's ever even made

1813
01:32:32,439 --> 01:32:35,679
Speaker 1: it through twenty minutes of it. But the av Awards,

1814
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 1: I think they do them out in Vegas very exciting.

1815
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 1: They're just watching the screener movies five six minutes at

1816
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:50,160
Speaker 1: a time. It was, uh, that's great, But I mean

1817
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:52,120
Speaker 1: I loved your work in that film, and it's kind

1818
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,000
Speaker 1: of a hacky bit now, but it does happen where

1819
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,760
Speaker 1: there's girls up there crying because they won, like an

1820
01:32:57,760 --> 01:33:01,320
Speaker 1: award for best gang Bang or whatever. Give those awards.

1821
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:04,720
Speaker 11: I just want to say to all my teachers who

1822
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:06,920
Speaker 11: said I'd never amount to anything.

1823
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: Look at me now. Yeah, well good for them. Listen,

1824
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,080
Speaker 1: you gotta be who doesn't want to be recognized for

1825
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:17,679
Speaker 1: exceptionalism in their craft.

1826
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:18,320
Speaker 9: Right.

1827
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,360
Speaker 1: That one still feels weird, though, those acceptance speeches do

1828
01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 1: feel weird. Well, they're very surreal for those of us

1829
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:25,840
Speaker 1: who aren't in that line of work, but for people

1830
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:28,000
Speaker 1: who are in that line of work and trust and

1831
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:31,719
Speaker 1: believe it's work. You believe three years of dance classes

1832
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: and I finally made it best DVDA. Yeah, uh, never

1833
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:40,120
Speaker 1: have a normal bowel movement again. But okay, listen, you

1834
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: gotta suffer for your art. This is what I wanted

1835
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:48,040
Speaker 1: to do. You know, I think that stereotype. You know,

1836
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:49,479
Speaker 1: back in the day, it was like girls that were

1837
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,639
Speaker 1: in poorn You figure they were you know, somebody got

1838
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,519
Speaker 1: the hook into them and they were all jacked up.

1839
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,040
Speaker 1: There's a whole generation of girls are like I just

1840
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,439
Speaker 1: like banging on film. Good for you, I have a

1841
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:02,559
Speaker 1: fulfilled in life. I might be married whatever, And thank

1842
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:08,760
Speaker 1: you for your service. Yep, I get bulk rate enemies exqusy,

1843
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:22,679
Speaker 1: excussy a bar excusy. The Allen Carr Show on one

1844
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:23,880
Speaker 1: hundred seven.

1845
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,559
Speaker 7: Anyone know what is happening?

1846
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:30,040
Speaker 6: To help you make.

1847
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:34,519
Speaker 4: Sense of this topsy turvy world, we humbly offer the follow.

1848
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,280
Speaker 1: We combernakel Tumbleweed the cord.

1849
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 8: Nothing means anything anymore except the Allan cot Show.

1850
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:51,719
Speaker 4: I got run.

1851
01:34:53,439 --> 01:35:01,639
Speaker 1: From. I'm bound all right there, and I got one

1852
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:03,679
Speaker 1: more silva.

1853
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:11,920
Speaker 12: I'm catching, I am let, I'm catching midnight ride.

1854
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:14,800
Speaker 1: You know, Will He's going to be ninety three in

1855
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 1: the spring. He's not touring as much as he was before.

1856
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:22,080
Speaker 1: He's not playing guitar as much as he was before.

1857
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't think he's smoking as much weed as he

1858
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:27,960
Speaker 1: was before either, And but it'll be ninety three in

1859
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:31,000
Speaker 1: the spring. It'd be weird if you you know, the

1860
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:34,960
Speaker 1: Almand Brothers wrote and recorded Midnight Rider pretty quickly too,

1861
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:38,519
Speaker 1: Greg Alman and a roadie I think wrote it. It

1862
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:40,720
Speaker 1: would be weird if you write a song and it's

1863
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:42,680
Speaker 1: not a big hit, but other people do it and

1864
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:46,240
Speaker 1: make make it a hit, because like, you're not getting

1865
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,439
Speaker 1: you're not getting paid for a cover, right, it's not

1866
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:51,800
Speaker 1: being licensed. Somebody covers your song and it's a hit.

1867
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:53,640
Speaker 1: It's not like you get any money for it.

1868
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:55,920
Speaker 8: I don't think, well, you'll probably make the writer's credits,

1869
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:57,400
Speaker 8: like you'll make money that way.

1870
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, speaking of weed. By the way, Mike DeWine

1871
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:09,839
Speaker 1: apparently stunned a lot of people in the THC industry

1872
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 1: when he banned THC beverages in Ohio. You know, they're

1873
01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:19,679
Speaker 1: trying to Republican legislature and Columbus trying to claw back,

1874
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:23,000
Speaker 1: as they do in so many areas of American life,

1875
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:26,040
Speaker 1: trying to claw back what people say they want. And

1876
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody thought that he was going to

1877
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:31,759
Speaker 1: do that, And so there are a lot of companies

1878
01:36:31,840 --> 01:36:34,599
Speaker 1: where a pretty good portion of their portfolio, by the way,

1879
01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:37,599
Speaker 1: as far as revenue, things like that. Going products are

1880
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:44,400
Speaker 1: THC beverages, And you know, when they were talking about

1881
01:36:44,439 --> 01:36:46,679
Speaker 1: regulating hemp gummies and things like that, they would always

1882
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:50,040
Speaker 1: hold up packages that look like kids candy that I understand.

1883
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,439
Speaker 1: They go, you know, we would want the packaging and

1884
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:57,599
Speaker 1: whatever to be less confusing, because you can absolutely understand why,

1885
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, people not paying attention where kids would be

1886
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:05,400
Speaker 1: getting into something. But I don't think anybody had been mentioning,

1887
01:37:05,439 --> 01:37:09,719
Speaker 1: at least not anyone in his office have been talking

1888
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:15,000
Speaker 1: about reversing their position on HEMP beverages, the things that

1889
01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:17,280
Speaker 1: you get at gas stations and things like that. Right,

1890
01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:19,800
Speaker 1: But there are a lot of legit businesses that make

1891
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,760
Speaker 1: a good amount of money on that. I'm sure that

1892
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:24,719
Speaker 1: people who are in this business have way more information

1893
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:27,479
Speaker 1: on it than I would. But you know, the thing

1894
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:30,679
Speaker 1: that they always throw out there too, is they're like, well,

1895
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:33,360
Speaker 1: we're doing this because it's really not the same as alcohol.

1896
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:35,600
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, but that's why people voted for

1897
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,599
Speaker 1: this stuff. They want you to regulate it like alcohol.

1898
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:41,200
Speaker 1: They don't want you outright ban it, and so who

1899
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:43,280
Speaker 1: knows if this is another thing that'll go back and

1900
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:46,519
Speaker 1: forth as far as litigation goes. I don't know, because

1901
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,120
Speaker 1: there's a lot of money tied up in companies that

1902
01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:54,320
Speaker 1: make these products, and so, you know, I don't know.

1903
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't have any vested interest. I don't have any

1904
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,479
Speaker 1: skin in that game. But there are a lot of

1905
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:04,960
Speaker 1: people who do, who run those kinds of companies. And

1906
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:08,559
Speaker 1: because you know, what a lot of people said would

1907
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:12,679
Speaker 1: happen has happened is that there's kind of a direct

1908
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 1: correlation between beer sales declining and head beverages, you know,

1909
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:24,479
Speaker 1: consumption of that kind of going up. You know, that's why,

1910
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:27,240
Speaker 1: you know, alcohol and tobacco companies would spend so much

1911
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 1: money lobbying against legalization of marijuana because there's a you know,

1912
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Speaker 1: finite pool of money and they want the bulk of it.

1913
01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 1: And you can understand that. But and so as a result,

1914
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:46,879
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, breweries were diversifying into hemp beverages.

1915
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:48,439
Speaker 1: They're like, well, let's, you know, see if we can

1916
01:38:48,479 --> 01:38:50,280
Speaker 1: make up the lost ground on the one end with

1917
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,200
Speaker 1: the other end. And so if that's cutting into what

1918
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:57,640
Speaker 1: they started to do too, who knows. I guess we'll

1919
01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:00,160
Speaker 1: find out how strong that Hemp lobby is right up.

1920
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Speaker 1: But my thought is always when they do stuff like that,

1921
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,840
Speaker 1: my thought is always, aside from the legality of it,

1922
01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:11,920
Speaker 1: it's another instance of people in charge being entirely out

1923
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:15,559
Speaker 1: of touch with what people say, they want, what people

1924
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,080
Speaker 1: vote on, what they want. When they tell you what

1925
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:20,400
Speaker 1: they want and you want to claw back, you want

1926
01:39:20,439 --> 01:39:23,000
Speaker 1: to change it, that is you not only showing your

1927
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:26,040
Speaker 1: hand big picture, but it's also you saying, well, they

1928
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:29,680
Speaker 1: didn't know what they want. Yeah they did, that's why

1929
01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:31,880
Speaker 1: they voted for it. So it's being out of touch.

1930
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:37,920
Speaker 1: Not only were the electorate, because when did legalization of

1931
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:40,960
Speaker 1: medical marijuana fifteen twenty years ago, When did that start

1932
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:44,200
Speaker 1: to really gain traction? When old people started to vote

1933
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:47,719
Speaker 1: for it, that's what moves the needle. Well, it's because

1934
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:52,200
Speaker 1: that's when your grandmother wanted pot for her cataracts and

1935
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: voted accordingly. That's when that tide started to turn.

1936
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Speaker 8: Well, yeah, because Mike, you know that age of woman

1937
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,000
Speaker 8: was at Woodstock, you know, so that's now that's where

1938
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:02,760
Speaker 8: people are like, oh, yeah, of course that's good for us.

1939
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,920
Speaker 1: So who knows, But I know that There are a

1940
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:14,320
Speaker 1: lot of people who are surprised at this development there

1941
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,720
Speaker 1: with Mike Dwayne. I don't know if it's I have

1942
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:21,120
Speaker 1: to assume they mean surprise in that they got no

1943
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:24,360
Speaker 1: advanced notice on it. It can't be surprised, you know,

1944
01:40:24,439 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: in the sense of where that guy's head usually is.

1945
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:31,800
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Elm. There are porn actresses who

1946
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:35,679
Speaker 1: are trying to lobby the film industry from removing their

1947
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:41,200
Speaker 1: work so their kids don't see it. Now would be weird,

1948
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:43,280
Speaker 1: you know. There are a lot of girls who get

1949
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:46,120
Speaker 1: out of the business then go on to have families. Yeah,

1950
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:49,280
Speaker 1: you don't ever want to see your mom no, oh no, no.

1951
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:49,599
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1952
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:54,640
Speaker 1: But also, I mean, you can't control everything your kids see, obviously,

1953
01:40:55,800 --> 01:41:00,040
Speaker 1: but if your kid mmm, yeah, I guess, yeah, it

1954
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:03,479
Speaker 1: probably is no way around them. Do everything you possibly can, right,

1955
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:07,280
Speaker 1: that's from happening. Yeah, you'd have someone develop a very

1956
01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:11,600
Speaker 1: specific filter for that so your kids wouldn't see it.

1957
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:13,760
Speaker 8: But at a certain point, I think if you reach

1958
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:17,840
Speaker 8: a certain level of stardom in that there's no hiding it.

1959
01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:19,880
Speaker 8: At some point it's going to get out, you know

1960
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:21,519
Speaker 8: what I mean that your family's gonna know.

1961
01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:27,400
Speaker 1: I also have to think that people who work in

1962
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:33,439
Speaker 1: pornography have a much broader view of sections of sex

1963
01:41:33,479 --> 01:41:37,280
Speaker 1: and sexuality. So I would think that maybe they would

1964
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:42,720
Speaker 1: have much more frank conversations with their kids. Yeah, but

1965
01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:45,799
Speaker 1: I mean, although I guess the sex conversation is different

1966
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:49,160
Speaker 1: than the conversation about what that guy was doing to

1967
01:41:49,280 --> 01:41:51,920
Speaker 1: your mom on film. Correct, it's not just two people

1968
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 1: but they're in love and then you came along your

1969
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 1: seas and the birds and the bees. It's not the

1970
01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:00,519
Speaker 1: conversation that we all got. It's oh, there's four guys

1971
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:05,760
Speaker 1: right on top of my mom and you know, yeah,

1972
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. They call that the the streisand effect. Right,

1973
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:11,479
Speaker 1: you want something wiped from the internet, that's just gonna

1974
01:42:11,479 --> 01:42:14,519
Speaker 1: make more people go and find it once it's online,

1975
01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:17,080
Speaker 1: extraordinarily difficult to get rid of that stuff. It might

1976
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,719
Speaker 1: be easier to remove, you know, if porn industry removes

1977
01:42:20,760 --> 01:42:22,720
Speaker 1: clips like that, But you're not gonna be able to

1978
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:26,280
Speaker 1: do it. You could appeal to a particular website and go, hey,

1979
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:30,560
Speaker 1: could you take this down? A lot of roads is

1980
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:32,519
Speaker 1: the person in question I think that people are talking

1981
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:36,640
Speaker 1: about and I was never a fan of hers. A

1982
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:39,560
Speaker 1: lot of roads she was one of the biggest actresses

1983
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:41,760
Speaker 1: in the biz for a long time. She was like

1984
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:45,280
Speaker 1: the alpha in porn. I didn't dig her. There's a

1985
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:47,679
Speaker 1: lot of these porn actresses where their face they still

1986
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:49,519
Speaker 1: look like a little girl, and I an, I can't.

1987
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:51,920
Speaker 1: I ain't down with that. Which one? And that's what

1988
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,840
Speaker 1: she looked like to me. She just she's the one

1989
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:56,360
Speaker 1: in the memes of like making the face, and you know,

1990
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:59,120
Speaker 1: I think that's her. She's been memed a lot, but

1991
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:03,679
Speaker 1: she was a real, really big deal. I don't recognize her. Sure,

1992
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:08,280
Speaker 1: you don't. Rob every picture is clothed. That's probably why. Yeah, No,

1993
01:43:08,439 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 1: I think she just does a podcast now. But she's

1994
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,479
Speaker 1: you know, I don't no, I don't. I don't recognize her.

1995
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 1: Raised by a single mother in a suburb of Chicago

1996
01:43:18,080 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 1: with an older sister who suffered from schizophrenia. There's your

1997
01:43:21,960 --> 01:43:27,120
Speaker 1: recipe for porn. Yeah, most girl. I mean, I just

1998
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, No, undeniably pretty prettier than she

1999
01:43:31,280 --> 01:43:33,160
Speaker 1: should be for porn, right, Like you see some of

2000
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:35,240
Speaker 1: these women, you're like, my god, what are you doing

2001
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:38,120
Speaker 1: porn for? Well, she did prison, I mean she did time,

2002
01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh did she? Yeah, Okay, So she's a teenager and

2003
01:43:43,320 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 1: she's like, I got neglected because my sister had schizophrenia

2004
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,240
Speaker 1: and so my mom was paying mostly attention to her.

2005
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:52,120
Speaker 1: So when she's like fourteen or sixteen, she's hanging out

2006
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:55,320
Speaker 1: with the wrong dudes. She was an accomplice in several

2007
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:58,599
Speaker 1: burglaries with her boyfriend. So then she goes into Juvie,

2008
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 1: gets a ged while she's in there, and comes out

2009
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:08,600
Speaker 1: and started doing porn. Started as a hostess at the

2010
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:14,400
Speaker 1: Tilted Kilt, one of the restaurants. Yeah, walking around. Started

2011
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:17,280
Speaker 1: doing porn at nineteen, that's what she said. So as

2012
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:20,120
Speaker 1: soon as she was uh, just about the time she

2013
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:23,320
Speaker 1: was legal and could do it, she got in there.

2014
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 1: Over time, she was the most searched actress online in porn.

2015
01:44:29,320 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, good for her. But she's out now and

2016
01:44:35,240 --> 01:44:38,679
Speaker 1: she's trying to scrub herself from the internet. I guess,

2017
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:40,720
Speaker 1: so it's not gonna happen. She had a kid in

2018
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:43,760
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. She owns two houses, one in La

2019
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:46,960
Speaker 1: one at home in Chicago. All right, well, there you go.

2020
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:48,880
Speaker 1: I think that Mia Khalifa was trying to do the

2021
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 1: same thing. Like she's like, I'm a jeweler now I

2022
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:53,479
Speaker 1: don't want to. Yeah, but she was also like in

2023
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:56,479
Speaker 1: porn for a summer, you know what I mean. But

2024
01:44:56,720 --> 01:44:59,880
Speaker 1: she got some implants. There's like four videos of her

2025
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:03,680
Speaker 1: online and for three months she was doing porn and

2026
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 1: they're not going anywhere. People still to this day drool

2027
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:11,479
Speaker 1: over that woman. That would be weird though, because she

2028
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:14,439
Speaker 1: was like Lebanese or something, and so you know, Mia Khalifa.

2029
01:45:14,439 --> 01:45:16,759
Speaker 1: I think she got out of the biz. She probably

2030
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 1: had plans to be in there a little bit longer,

2031
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:22,960
Speaker 1: but she was like getting death threats, you know from people.

2032
01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:30,799
Speaker 1: That's a whole other level of concern. Rob's right about

2033
01:45:32,479 --> 01:45:39,400
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon's dong, right, donger? Where is grandfather's automobile? Donger?

2034
01:45:39,520 --> 01:45:43,840
Speaker 1: Need the food? I got your back, Rob.

2035
01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:48,040
Speaker 13: Kevin Bacon definitely King's dong in that movie, and that

2036
01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:50,800
Speaker 13: man's got a hog as a small child.

2037
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:52,599
Speaker 1: I normally didn't make it that far in the movie.

2038
01:45:52,680 --> 01:45:55,479
Speaker 1: Happens in about the last five ten minutes, and I

2039
01:45:55,720 --> 01:45:59,160
Speaker 1: was more focused on the female unity, which there is

2040
01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:03,280
Speaker 1: quite a thing. Have a good day, guys, right, thank you, sir.

2041
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:08,240
Speaker 1: Guy's got your back. And Kevin Bacon's front well, I

2042
01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 1: guess I'll have to watch Wild Things again. I saw

2043
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:12,840
Speaker 1: it precisely one time in the theater. Well, I saw

2044
01:46:12,840 --> 01:46:16,240
Speaker 1: it more than once. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Denise Richards

2045
01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:20,000
Speaker 1: didn't do it for me. The other one as Campbell Campbell,

2046
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:25,160
Speaker 1: I liked her. Bill Murray was in that movie. I

2047
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:29,000
Speaker 1: don't remember that. He was the lawyer in the movie

2048
01:46:29,120 --> 01:46:31,599
Speaker 1: that I do not remember. Oh, maybe I'll go back

2049
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:37,439
Speaker 1: and watch it nineteen ninety eight. There you go. That

2050
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:39,439
Speaker 1: sounds about right. I saw that in the movies with

2051
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:42,920
Speaker 1: an ex girlfriend I remember here. Yeah, was she an

2052
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:45,560
Speaker 1: ex before that or she was an ex after that?

2053
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:47,599
Speaker 1: After that? So you didn't go see it with an

2054
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:50,479
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend. She is now an ex and that's now

2055
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:55,679
Speaker 1: yeh a twenty year x all Matt Lona Road story.

2056
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:57,400
Speaker 1: That is the first time ever I've heard about porn

2057
01:46:57,479 --> 01:47:01,960
Speaker 1: being the mom's fault. True, right, you never hear mommy issues?

2058
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:02,479
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2059
01:47:03,840 --> 01:47:05,439
Speaker 1: Oh, Riley Reid, I think is the one who gets

2060
01:47:05,439 --> 01:47:07,559
Speaker 1: memed a lot. I'm sorry I can't tell these people apart,

2061
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:10,040
Speaker 1: but I think Riley Reid, Yeah, she's the one who

2062
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:12,880
Speaker 1: gets memed. She's got her mouth pulp. But yeah, there

2063
01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:14,560
Speaker 1: you go. That's another one. Who looks like she's like

2064
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:17,800
Speaker 1: seven years old. I don't care for that. Throws me

2065
01:47:17,920 --> 01:47:21,479
Speaker 1: off Pornhub. By the way, hey, forget your Spotify rapped,

2066
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:27,200
Speaker 1: forget your iHeartRadio app End of year wrap up. Yeah,

2067
01:47:27,560 --> 01:47:29,960
Speaker 1: I like the first few weeks of the new year

2068
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:33,000
Speaker 1: because that's when pornhub tells you what the trends are.

2069
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 1: That's where pornhub goes. This is what you maniacs. We're

2070
01:47:38,479 --> 01:47:44,160
Speaker 1: looking at this past year, and they always change a

2071
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:48,960
Speaker 1: little bit. It's interesting beyond just like the salacious nature

2072
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:51,799
Speaker 1: of it. It's interesting to see where, you know, people's

2073
01:47:51,840 --> 01:47:57,760
Speaker 1: heads are. The most searched category, most viewed category on

2074
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:03,120
Speaker 1: pornhubs specifically last year was lesbian and they attribute that

2075
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:05,920
Speaker 1: to more and more women watching lesbian porn. You know,

2076
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,479
Speaker 1: the stereotype about women not liking porn. A lot of

2077
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:12,439
Speaker 1: straight women don't like porn. A lot do, but lesbian

2078
01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:20,080
Speaker 1: porn LGBTQ content really really does better and better over

2079
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:23,280
Speaker 1: on porn Hub. We might have talked about this before

2080
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:25,200
Speaker 1: the end of the year, but they always kind of do.

2081
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:27,680
Speaker 1: We did, but it wasn't Pornhub. Remember there was like

2082
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:30,040
Speaker 1: because it was they went by state or something like

2083
01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:33,320
Speaker 1: that yeah, something like that. Yeah, but porn hub is

2084
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:38,760
Speaker 1: kind of like the the eight hundred pound gorilla online. Ironically,

2085
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:41,320
Speaker 1: a lot of searches for eight hundred pound gorilla too.

2086
01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:43,559
Speaker 1: There's a lot of AI porn now, so you can

2087
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:46,120
Speaker 1: just have it do whatever you want. Yeah, that's not

2088
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:51,000
Speaker 1: a banana one of those. The second most viewed category

2089
01:48:51,080 --> 01:48:55,160
Speaker 1: on Pornhub in twenty twenty five was transgender. Wow. Yeah,

2090
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:59,400
Speaker 1: but go ahead and try to erase them, right, one

2091
01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:03,880
Speaker 1: thirty two percent increase and searches for queer porn just

2092
01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:10,960
Speaker 1: in general. And so you know, it's notable because of

2093
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:15,320
Speaker 1: people in charge trying to make life more difficult for

2094
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:19,080
Speaker 1: people in the LGBTQ community, but you're not going to

2095
01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:23,960
Speaker 1: stop them from being represented in pornography. And sure a

2096
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:27,880
Speaker 1: lot of it is. You know, it's not sanitized, that's

2097
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,120
Speaker 1: not the right word. But it's kind of co opted

2098
01:49:30,880 --> 01:49:34,600
Speaker 1: for straight people too, right. Trans porn is one of

2099
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:36,920
Speaker 1: those things where a lot of straight guys didn't realize

2100
01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:38,680
Speaker 1: they liked until they watched it and they go, h,

2101
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:43,400
Speaker 1: I give my head around this. They said. One of

2102
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:46,320
Speaker 1: the biggest increases they saw was search for trans content

2103
01:49:46,439 --> 01:49:50,320
Speaker 1: among boomers. You know, porn sites are just data sets.

2104
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean they know exactly who's looking at what and

2105
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:57,240
Speaker 1: when and what your demographic is. So these are just

2106
01:49:57,439 --> 01:49:59,439
Speaker 1: you know, end of year them spitting out data sets.

2107
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:10,599
Speaker 1: Boomers rob getting into trans porn? Interesting, Yeah, femboy, really

2108
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:13,720
Speaker 1: that's another big Hey listen, it's hop searches. This is

2109
01:50:13,960 --> 01:50:22,120
Speaker 1: these are the top searches. Wow. Yeah, let's take a

2110
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:23,160
Speaker 1: look at porn hops.

2111
01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:23,760
Speaker 9: End of here.

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Speaker 1: Double oh seven. You know we do a metal show

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Speaker 1: here on the Buzzer on Saturday nights. We've been on

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Speaker 1: a hiatus for a couple of weeks because of a

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Speaker 1: Me and Corey Rodick and Pat Butler. It's called two

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Speaker 1: Hours to midnight, and I don't think that there will

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Speaker 1: be any scheduling conflicts this Saturday night. I guess I

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Speaker 1: should double check that. Sometimes a Calves game will push

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Speaker 1: us a little bit past ten o'clock. What does Saturday

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Speaker 1: in town. Now the Calves are playing the Timberwolves in

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Speaker 1: Minneapolis tomorrow night. So back to back games here and there.

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Speaker 1: Eight o'clock tip off Tomorrow night on MMS seven thirty

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Speaker 1: pre game, but two hours to midnight. Saturday Night starts

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Speaker 1: straight up ten o'clock, two hours of nothing but heavy

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Speaker 1: metal week to week. Corey and Pat and I put

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Speaker 1: our heads together and we all throw in a handful

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Speaker 1: of songs that we want to play for you guys,

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Speaker 1: and then I lay them out. You had a lot

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Speaker 1: of local metal in there as well. Rob, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be playing I'm glad you asked. I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: playing Decapitated. I'm going to be playing new local metal

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Speaker 1: from Antietam Creek. That's Doctor f from mushroom Head. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be playing another great local band called The

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Speaker 1: Behest of Serpents. We've played them before. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: playing some Nordic metal rob from hammer King. How's that

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Speaker 1: scratch you? I'm gonna be playing a band called ax Drager.

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Speaker 1: You know what their song is, dragging as it's called

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Speaker 1: ax Drager. Yes, I love bands. We're playing two bands,

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Speaker 1: by the way, on Saturday Night where the song is

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Speaker 1: the name of their band. We're playing ax Dragger by

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Speaker 1: ass as you say, Ax, here's ax Dragger. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: all you get. You're welcome a band on a Steubenville

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Speaker 1: called Plague Wielder and play them too, a bunch of throwbacks,

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Speaker 1: play some Geezer and Anthrax and you know whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: if you're in the metal Saturday night, join us, won't you?

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Speaker 1: For two hours to midnight? A few minutes away. I'll

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Speaker 1: because the show is next weekend out in La our

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Speaker 1: Alter Ego Festival. It was canceled last year because of

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Speaker 1: ready to go, right, Yep. It's like glass animals and

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Speaker 1: you know, and every year I say I'm gonna go,

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Speaker 1: and this year is no different. Uh, but I don't

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Speaker 1: know that I'm gonna go next weekend.

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Speaker 7: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm maybe, I don't know, Maybe I'd be a game

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Speaker 1: I asked again, Hey, can we come out and do

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Speaker 1: But I mean the only people that they have there

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Plus Platinum Gold subscription. What the hell is called?

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Speaker 1: Give it to me and I'll talk about how good

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, yeah, charge me. I wouldn't. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: let's hope it doesn't come to that. You know, we

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Speaker 1: get more emails all the time. Hey, this is coming

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Speaker 1: you gotta get a gun in your mouth, As long

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Speaker 1: as it's signed, guaranteed human, we're all good. Yes, did

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Speaker 1: you put that in your signature yet? I did? Did you?

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Speaker 1: You're a good soldier. Well it's not going to change

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Speaker 1: deleted my signature altogether. Why really? Yeah? Your email signature?

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Speaker 1: How do you sign it? Rob? If you're gett an

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Speaker 1: email from me, you know it's from me guaranteed. Well yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: my email address is alanadlancoxshow dot com, so they know

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Speaker 1: who it is. But I still feel like I need

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Speaker 1: to have an email signature. We do. We get and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if other companies work this way, but

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Speaker 1: you get they tell you what they want your email

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Speaker 1: signature to say. And now that we're on this guaranteed

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Speaker 1: human thing, to let the audience and let advertisers and

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Speaker 1: everybody else know that in an age of being a

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Speaker 1: where everything you see now you have to take an

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Speaker 1: slot videos are AI, but they're getting better and better.

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Speaker 1: see people post them all the time. I can you

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Speaker 1: hear it in the sweepers on the air, guaranteed human

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Speaker 1: said we would like this to be part of everyone's

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Speaker 1: email signature, very last line. And so yes, rob I

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Speaker 1: added guaranteed human to my email. Good job, because it's

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Speaker 1: no skin off my ass. It's not going to change

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Speaker 1: my life, you know, Like I said, you're you're a

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Speaker 1: good soldier man. Well, I'm just I'm trying to they

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Speaker 1: leave me alone here, Yes, they really do. And I am.

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Speaker 1: I am appreciative of that. Nobody's breathing down my throat.

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Speaker 1: I kind of live in as much of them.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 1: It can go very much the other way where I

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02:02:08,600 --> 02:02:11,200
Speaker 1: you know, I got to poke my head up every

2323
02:02:11,280 --> 02:02:13,320
Speaker 1: so often or people forget that I'm over here. But

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02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:18,120
Speaker 1: that's fine. So if they say, hey, put guaranteed human

2325
02:02:18,160 --> 02:02:22,640
Speaker 1: in an email address and go, okay, that's fine, I'm

2326
02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:25,760
Speaker 1: sure either. I'm happy to help put good because my

2327
02:02:25,880 --> 02:02:29,200
Speaker 1: thought is it's not gonna do anything. What's he gonna do.

2328
02:02:31,200 --> 02:02:32,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna read my email and the bomb and go, oh,

2329
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:36,800
Speaker 1: thank god, this guy's a human exactly well, and that's

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Speaker 1: why I don't want to do it. I know, I understand,

2331
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:46,680
Speaker 1: but yes, I added that to my email signature. If

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Speaker 1: you listen to us on the aforementioned iHeartRadio app and

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02:02:50,480 --> 02:02:52,040
Speaker 1: you do it from out of state, tell me where

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02:02:53,800 --> 02:02:57,480
Speaker 1: Christine listens in Las Vegas. Justin is in Honolulu, Brennan

2335
02:02:57,600 --> 02:03:00,680
Speaker 1: is in Nashville. Law of listeners in West Virginia, by

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Speaker 1: the way, the Mountaineer state beautiful part of the country.

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Speaker 1: Pam is in Huntington, West Virginia. Wade is in Weirton,

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02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:14,320
Speaker 1: Zach is in Berkeley Springs. West Virginia, very much like Ohio,

2339
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:19,760
Speaker 1: are states that are kind of shorthand for punchlines. But

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Speaker 1: if you've ever been to West Virginia, you know Wheeling

2341
02:03:23,760 --> 02:03:27,560
Speaker 1: is right across the Ohio River. You know, I spent

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Speaker 1: more than my share a time in West Virginia when

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Speaker 1: I was on in Pittsburgh. My girlfriend at the time

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02:03:33,040 --> 02:03:36,320
Speaker 1: was a cheerleader for Pitt, so it'd be a WVU

2345
02:03:36,400 --> 02:03:39,160
Speaker 1: in Morgantown, for they have this the backyard brawl when

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02:03:39,200 --> 02:03:43,000
Speaker 1: pitt would play the Mountaineers. My buddy Larry Fitzgerald was

2347
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:46,960
Speaker 1: still playing for the pitt football team. West Virginia though

2348
02:03:48,480 --> 02:03:53,840
Speaker 1: a beautiful part of the country, and you know they

2349
02:03:54,360 --> 02:03:58,919
Speaker 1: the reason that West Virginia is a state is because

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02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:02,280
Speaker 1: they didn't want to be part of the slavery in

2351
02:04:02,320 --> 02:04:06,280
Speaker 1: the South in Virginia, which is why it's weird when

2352
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:08,560
Speaker 1: you're in I mean, I know, nobody knows history anymore,

2353
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:10,960
Speaker 1: but you see people in West Virginia flying Confederate flags.

2354
02:04:11,480 --> 02:04:15,320
Speaker 1: They're like, your state literally exists because people were against

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Speaker 1: the Confederacy. But proud coal mining country too, right where

2356
02:04:21,840 --> 02:04:25,760
Speaker 1: companies would come in completely strip the land of resources.

2357
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:31,360
Speaker 1: Sound familiar and then leave. And so everybody makes fun

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02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:34,800
Speaker 1: of West Virginia. But those are communities that have dealt

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02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:39,920
Speaker 1: with generations of economic hardship because of that. But it's

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02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:43,320
Speaker 1: a beautiful part of the country in West Virginia, and

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02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:46,440
Speaker 1: we have a lot of people who listen there in

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02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:50,879
Speaker 1: that state. We also have bureau chiefs in Juno, Alaska.

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02:04:51,320 --> 02:04:54,400
Speaker 1: I saw that they have seven feet of snow. Oh God.

2364
02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:58,120
Speaker 1: Now in your brain you go, well, yeah, Alaska. But

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02:04:58,480 --> 02:05:01,600
Speaker 1: weather is so wonky everywhere now that I'm like, hey,

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02:05:01,680 --> 02:05:03,400
Speaker 1: it could be eighty in Alaska right now, I have

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02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:07,040
Speaker 1: no idea. They have gotten eighty two inches of snow

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02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:09,680
Speaker 1: in a very short period of time, and they got

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02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:13,560
Speaker 1: more weather coming. So Juno Alaska literally like there are

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Speaker 1: guys who are harbor masters, you know, the guys that

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02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:19,800
Speaker 1: run the boating harbors, and they're having a hard time

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Speaker 1: keeping the boats afloat because everything is frozen over or

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02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:26,080
Speaker 1: snowed over, and there's like, you know, boats that aren't upright.

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02:05:27,880 --> 02:05:30,080
Speaker 1: They've gotten a lot, a lot, a lot of snow

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Speaker 1: there in a really short period of time in Juno, Alaska.

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02:05:34,840 --> 02:05:37,920
Speaker 1: Now if you live there, if you visited, I've never been,

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02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:40,720
Speaker 1: but I have friends who have visited, a couple friends

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02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:47,080
Speaker 1: actually who are from there. But I would imagine that

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Speaker 1: if you're a native there, you probably pride yourself on

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02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:56,320
Speaker 1: your ability to endure that kind of weather. But with this,

2381
02:05:57,520 --> 02:06:02,840
Speaker 1: you know you can't go anywhere. But then you do

2382
02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:05,840
Speaker 1: get those oil money dividends, Rob, I assume we'll be

2383
02:06:05,880 --> 02:06:08,920
Speaker 1: getting those from Venezuela too. AnyWho, I've got a trip

2384
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:13,640
Speaker 1: for you to Los Angeles next weekend for our iHeartRadio

2385
02:06:13,760 --> 02:06:16,720
Speaker 1: Alter Ego Festival. It's it's the key of forum in

2386
02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:22,040
Speaker 1: beautiful Inglewood, California Airfare Hotel. I think we're throwing a

2387
02:06:22,080 --> 02:06:24,240
Speaker 1: thousand bucks for you and a friend as well, today,

2388
02:06:24,280 --> 02:06:26,760
Speaker 1: Tomorrow and Friday. Last three chances to grab a trip.

2389
02:06:27,000 --> 02:06:28,360
Speaker 1: Somebody wins. I hope it's you.

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Speaker 4: Good luck now your chance at a trip to our

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Speaker 4: iHeartRadio Alter Ego. Tax's the nationwide keyword fly to the

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Speaker 4: number two hundred two hundred. You'll get a confirmation text

2393
02:06:39,160 --> 02:06:41,720
Speaker 4: and info standard data and message race will fly in

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02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:43,120
Speaker 4: this nationwide contest.

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02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:51,600
Speaker 1: That's fly to two hundred two hundred. Where's broke my

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02:06:51,840 --> 02:06:53,000
Speaker 1: heart of Walgreens?

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Speaker 5: And I cried all the way to Seers. I tell

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02:06:56,080 --> 02:06:59,600
Speaker 5: you you and heard this patch in your twenty years.

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Speaker 9: I'll just lack commute to kick me right between my

2400
02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:07,280
Speaker 9: ears when she broke my heart and walbreens and I

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02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:12,320
Speaker 9: cried all the way to see hers. There was time when.

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02:07:12,240 --> 02:07:16,440
Speaker 3: I believe that she belonged to me. She told me

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02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:17,800
Speaker 3: that I was all.

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02:07:17,800 --> 02:07:18,240
Speaker 6: It was.

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Speaker 1: Ellen. Would Rob consider signing his emails Bert? If I

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02:07:24,280 --> 02:07:29,080
Speaker 1: called myself Bert, sure I would, says, you don't want

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02:07:29,080 --> 02:07:34,640
Speaker 1: to pivot to that. I don't think yet. I got

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02:07:34,640 --> 02:07:36,040
Speaker 1: a good thing going with Rob right.

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02:07:35,960 --> 02:07:39,320
Speaker 5: Now we were alone.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what's a real bummer. I heard

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Speaker 1: from another one of our bureau chiefs as well. The

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Speaker 1: owners of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. You know, they used

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02:07:50,120 --> 02:07:51,920
Speaker 1: to be a two newspaper city. I don't know if

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02:07:51,920 --> 02:07:53,280
Speaker 1: the Trip is still around. I don't know if the

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02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:56,839
Speaker 1: Tribune Review is still around, but the Pittsburgh Post Gazette

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02:07:58,400 --> 02:08:01,760
Speaker 1: announced that they will close the paper after two hundred

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02:08:01,800 --> 02:08:06,920
Speaker 1: and forty years the print and digital operations of the paper.

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02:08:07,120 --> 02:08:10,240
Speaker 1: Imagine that Post Gazette there in Pittsburgh. That was the

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02:08:10,280 --> 02:08:13,560
Speaker 1: newspaper that I read when I lived there. They had

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Speaker 1: a bunch of union issues. I guess a while ago,

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02:08:17,040 --> 02:08:21,720
Speaker 1: but they have seven million page views on the website.

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02:08:23,600 --> 02:08:28,000
Speaker 1: The newspaper now prints twice a week, but they're closing

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02:08:28,120 --> 02:08:33,840
Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, and I think the Pittsburgh City

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02:08:33,880 --> 02:08:36,400
Speaker 1: papers going away as well, which is like the Cleveland Scene.

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02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:39,839
Speaker 1: You know, most cities have like a free publication. Pittsburgh

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02:08:39,880 --> 02:08:41,200
Speaker 1: City Paper that was the one that would kind of

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02:08:41,240 --> 02:08:42,720
Speaker 1: tell you, you know, you go to the back and

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02:08:42,760 --> 02:08:45,880
Speaker 1: they'd have like, you know, glory whole advertisements. Yeah, stuff

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02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:51,520
Speaker 1: like that. They called them alt weeklies. I don't think

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02:08:51,600 --> 02:08:54,800
Speaker 1: Cleveland Scene is printed anymore though, is it. Maybe it

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02:08:54,880 --> 02:08:58,520
Speaker 1: still is, and it's primarily an online property. But the

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02:08:58,760 --> 02:09:06,480
Speaker 1: Post Gazette going away. It's crazy. It's weird. When I

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02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:08,560
Speaker 1: go home, you know, it used to be the Sunday Tribune,

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02:09:09,200 --> 02:09:13,920
Speaker 1: Chicago Tribune. Would you know, it'd be like two feet

2435
02:09:14,000 --> 02:09:18,440
Speaker 1: high like old Sunday papers were. And now the Sunday

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02:09:18,520 --> 02:09:21,760
Speaker 1: paper when I go home, Tribune is like it's like

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02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:25,840
Speaker 1: a newsweek magazine. It's crazy.

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Speaker 8: What's the I'm gonna feel stupid even asking this question,

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02:09:30,160 --> 02:09:32,240
Speaker 8: but what is the newspaper for Cleveland?

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Speaker 1: The Plane Dealer? I don't read the newspaper. Ever, everything

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02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:39,440
Speaker 1: is online. So the plane Dealer is the is there

2442
02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:41,720
Speaker 1: more than one? Cleveland dot com is their website. But

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02:09:41,760 --> 02:09:44,400
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Plane Dealer it's still in print.

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02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:45,000
Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I don't I've been here three years.

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02:09:48,440 --> 02:09:50,320
Speaker 8: I don't know that I've even seen a newspaper.

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02:09:50,440 --> 02:09:53,600
Speaker 1: If you go to like a yeah, a gas station

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02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:55,839
Speaker 1: or an Veni store, there'll be racks of newspapers.

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02:09:55,920 --> 02:09:57,640
Speaker 8: I know where I would get it. I just I

2450
02:09:57,880 --> 02:10:00,360
Speaker 8: never have looked. It's been so long since I've sat

2451
02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:01,600
Speaker 8: down with a physical newspaper.

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02:10:01,760 --> 02:10:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think the Ilaria Chronicle is still

2453
02:10:04,640 --> 02:10:07,640
Speaker 1: in print. I mean there are regional newspapers. I mean,

2454
02:10:08,120 --> 02:10:13,400
Speaker 1: against all prevailing headwinds, somehow they're managing to do it.

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02:10:16,080 --> 02:10:19,040
Speaker 8: The last time I think I read a newspaper my

2456
02:10:19,440 --> 02:10:22,360
Speaker 8: hometown in Ludlow, Massachusetts, there was a paper called the

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02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:26,800
Speaker 8: Register Print Weekly. There was an article in it that

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02:10:27,080 --> 02:10:30,800
Speaker 8: like my wife's mother saved for me years ago, and

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02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:33,280
Speaker 8: I remember reading the Register on the can. I was

2460
02:10:33,320 --> 02:10:36,000
Speaker 8: sitting in the bathroom reading the physical paper, and I

2461
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:37,360
Speaker 8: was like, oh, you know, maybe I'll start getting the

2462
02:10:37,360 --> 02:10:37,720
Speaker 8: paper again.

2463
02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:40,040
Speaker 1: I like this. I like having a paper in my hands,

2464
02:10:41,840 --> 02:10:44,800
Speaker 1: never again, never going to do that again. Well it's

2465
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:47,160
Speaker 1: weird though, how some got a print and some others.

2466
02:10:47,280 --> 02:10:49,480
Speaker 1: You know, I like the I think, just thinking of Ohio,

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02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:51,880
Speaker 1: I think the Toledo Blade is still in print and

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02:10:51,960 --> 02:10:56,360
Speaker 1: the Plaindaaler, and you know, obviously they're vastly diminished. I mean,

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02:10:56,840 --> 02:10:59,000
Speaker 1: people are well aware of that. It's been that's been

2470
02:10:59,040 --> 02:11:02,960
Speaker 1: the case for a long time. But the Post Gazette

2471
02:11:03,560 --> 02:11:07,840
Speaker 1: going away. The reason I played that dumb little song

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02:11:07,920 --> 02:11:09,800
Speaker 1: there that broke my heart Walgreens and crowded all the

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02:11:09,800 --> 02:11:12,720
Speaker 1: way the sears is because you might have also noticed

2474
02:11:13,960 --> 02:11:18,400
Speaker 1: a lot of retail pharmacy places being shuttered as well.

2475
02:11:18,680 --> 02:11:23,080
Speaker 1: Right the entire Rite Aid chain went away. CBS, I

2476
02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:24,640
Speaker 1: think is going to end up being kind of the

2477
02:11:24,720 --> 02:11:27,480
Speaker 1: eight hundred pound gorilla there. They've done some things along

2478
02:11:27,520 --> 02:11:29,600
Speaker 1: the way that have ensured that they're a little bit

2479
02:11:29,600 --> 02:11:32,840
Speaker 1: healthier in some other places. Walgreens, which I grew up

2480
02:11:32,880 --> 02:11:35,680
Speaker 1: going to because they were based in Chicago. They've tried

2481
02:11:35,720 --> 02:11:40,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of things as well, with various degrees of success.

2482
02:11:40,920 --> 02:11:43,800
Speaker 1: But what a lot of cities are looking at now is, hey,

2483
02:11:43,880 --> 02:11:48,880
Speaker 1: we've got all of these closed retail areas. Could we

2484
02:11:49,000 --> 02:11:51,640
Speaker 1: do something else with them. San Francisco in particular. I

2485
02:11:51,760 --> 02:11:54,200
Speaker 1: know a couple of other cities are like, could we

2486
02:11:54,640 --> 02:12:01,200
Speaker 1: convert closed drug stores to low cost housing? Could we

2487
02:12:01,360 --> 02:12:01,600
Speaker 1: do that?

2488
02:12:02,120 --> 02:12:02,280
Speaker 6: Now?

2489
02:12:02,680 --> 02:12:04,640
Speaker 1: I would think you can do anything you want to

2490
02:12:04,680 --> 02:12:06,560
Speaker 1: do if there's the political will and the funding to

2491
02:12:06,640 --> 02:12:11,800
Speaker 1: do it. But imagine, you know the Walgreens used to

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02:12:11,840 --> 02:12:13,480
Speaker 1: go until you walk by and you're like, oh, that's

2493
02:12:13,520 --> 02:12:16,320
Speaker 1: where I live. Now, I think, not only this, should

2494
02:12:16,360 --> 02:12:18,600
Speaker 1: they do that. They should keep all of the old signage.

2495
02:12:19,520 --> 02:12:21,000
Speaker 1: So you go, where do you live? I live at

2496
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:24,080
Speaker 1: the old Walgreens? Yep? How will I be able to

2497
02:12:24,120 --> 02:12:24,360
Speaker 1: find it?

2498
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:24,560
Speaker 6: Oh?

2499
02:12:24,640 --> 02:12:26,080
Speaker 1: The sign is still there. You know a lot of

2500
02:12:26,120 --> 02:12:27,520
Speaker 1: times I pulled the sign down and it's got the

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02:12:27,560 --> 02:12:29,560
Speaker 1: sunburn on it. You know, you can still see the

2502
02:12:29,640 --> 02:12:34,120
Speaker 1: outline even when they take the sign down. That'll be fun.

2503
02:12:36,080 --> 02:12:38,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, CBS was smart because they put in like those

2504
02:12:38,240 --> 02:12:40,200
Speaker 8: minute clinics and did all that kind of stuff, Like

2505
02:12:40,280 --> 02:12:44,120
Speaker 8: they made it more of a like a whole type

2506
02:12:44,160 --> 02:12:45,440
Speaker 8: of store.

2507
02:12:48,680 --> 02:12:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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02:12:50,920 --> 02:12:53,200
Speaker 1: And on the Atlanta Atlanta will no longer have a paper.

2509
02:12:53,240 --> 02:12:55,000
Speaker 1: Will be the largest metro area in the United States

2510
02:12:55,080 --> 02:12:57,360
Speaker 1: to not have a printed paper. Is that true?

2511
02:12:57,960 --> 02:12:58,120
Speaker 9: Oh?

2512
02:12:58,200 --> 02:13:02,160
Speaker 1: The Atlanta Journal Constitution prints their final newspaper, shifting to

2513
02:13:02,240 --> 02:13:06,720
Speaker 1: all digital after one hundred and fifty seven years. That's tough, boy,

2514
02:13:09,560 --> 02:13:13,240
Speaker 1: it's a tough go because if you know anything about

2515
02:13:13,240 --> 02:13:17,080
Speaker 1: the people of Atlanta, Rob, they love their news, and

2516
02:13:17,160 --> 02:13:19,800
Speaker 1: they don't they love it in print form. They sure

2517
02:13:19,880 --> 02:13:22,880
Speaker 1: do you want to know? You know, you flip open

2518
02:13:22,960 --> 02:13:25,600
Speaker 1: the AGC and you want to see where outcast is

2519
02:13:25,680 --> 02:13:28,520
Speaker 1: doing a local show that weekend. That's where you're gonna

2520
02:13:28,560 --> 02:13:36,000
Speaker 1: find it. Yeah, yeah, well, uh yeah, it sucks. But

2521
02:13:36,120 --> 02:13:38,360
Speaker 1: I had not heard whoever sent me that, thank I

2522
02:13:38,440 --> 02:13:42,200
Speaker 1: had not heard about the Post Gazette going away. That's

2523
02:13:42,320 --> 02:13:48,440
Speaker 1: crazy or maybe not. What the hell? I don't know. See,

2524
02:13:48,480 --> 02:13:51,280
Speaker 1: that's why we have never done rob a print version

2525
02:13:51,360 --> 02:13:53,840
Speaker 1: of this show. Years ago, they came to me and

2526
02:13:53,920 --> 02:13:56,960
Speaker 1: they said, hey, we would really like to fill the

2527
02:13:57,080 --> 02:14:00,520
Speaker 1: news stands in and around northeast Ohio where they transcribed

2528
02:14:00,640 --> 02:14:03,280
Speaker 1: version every day of your broadcast. And I said, I

2529
02:14:03,400 --> 02:14:05,840
Speaker 1: feel like something is going to get lost in translation.

2530
02:14:06,520 --> 02:14:09,360
Speaker 1: I feel like reading the show. I'm like, you know

2531
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:15,520
Speaker 1: how just listening to the show is barely funny. Imagine

2532
02:14:15,720 --> 02:14:19,600
Speaker 1: reading it. That's really We could just share our scripts.

2533
02:14:20,080 --> 02:14:23,880
Speaker 1: We could but that is proprietary information. Rop Oh right,

2534
02:14:24,120 --> 02:14:27,000
Speaker 1: that's why every day I stamp yours with for your

2535
02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:32,880
Speaker 1: eyes only? Is that what that says? Yes? Huh, that's right.

2536
02:14:33,040 --> 02:14:35,960
Speaker 1: You couldn't tell what it said. No, what did you

2537
02:14:36,040 --> 02:14:40,200
Speaker 1: think FYEO was? I didn't know. Oh you thought it

2538
02:14:40,280 --> 02:14:49,320
Speaker 1: was how Jess spelled oreo speedwagon ah oreo oreo oreo speedwagon.

2539
02:14:49,960 --> 02:14:50,200
Speaker 5: Yum.

2540
02:14:51,600 --> 02:14:54,080
Speaker 1: Sounds like a delicious dessert or does that a local

2541
02:14:54,160 --> 02:14:57,960
Speaker 1: restaurant would put together and then subsequently get sued for

2542
02:14:58,280 --> 02:15:03,320
Speaker 1: copyright infringement or whatever. No, but I said, I don't know.

2543
02:15:03,520 --> 02:15:07,360
Speaker 1: And everybody's looking for new and creative ways to promote things.

2544
02:15:07,440 --> 02:15:10,520
Speaker 1: I don't think that a transcript of this show is

2545
02:15:10,720 --> 02:15:14,920
Speaker 1: really the way to go. I said, let's just throw

2546
02:15:15,000 --> 02:15:17,600
Speaker 1: it up on YouTube and let a few hundred people

2547
02:15:17,800 --> 02:15:22,000
Speaker 1: vomit themselves to sleep every afternoon, And by golly, that's

2548
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:26,520
Speaker 1: what we did, and I think the results speak for

2549
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:32,720
Speaker 1: themselves quite frankly. The Ellen Cork Show on one hundred.

2550
02:15:36,640 --> 02:15:42,160
Speaker 4: News are just admitting that you were a giant failure.

2551
02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:43,480
Speaker 1: Last year, your failure.

2552
02:15:46,440 --> 02:15:52,120
Speaker 4: Fortunately you're among friends here at Failure Central Show on

2553
02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:55,960
Speaker 4: one hundred point seven WMMS.

2554
02:16:08,520 --> 02:16:12,320
Speaker 5: Crying crying.

2555
02:16:13,560 --> 02:16:14,120
Speaker 12: Myself.

2556
02:16:14,640 --> 02:16:34,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know why anymore. Somebody who says yes,

2557
02:16:34,440 --> 02:16:40,520
Speaker 1: just they stuck in my now it's called inside of

2558
02:16:40,760 --> 02:16:50,320
Speaker 1: me that flash I was a god. But I'm still

2559
02:16:50,320 --> 02:16:52,279
Speaker 1: trying to get the Dream Leaders to come to Ohio.

2560
02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:54,240
Speaker 1: I think they dropped some new stuff before the end

2561
02:16:54,280 --> 02:16:59,640
Speaker 1: of the year. But Jake and Lizzard amazing. But they

2562
02:16:59,720 --> 02:17:01,840
Speaker 1: most do shows in and around Brooklyn, or at least

2563
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:06,280
Speaker 1: the Five Boroughs. Love to get them out here as

2564
02:17:06,320 --> 02:17:09,160
Speaker 1: if you got to no avail. Hey, your Calves win

2565
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:12,960
Speaker 1: over the Pacers last night and God for that one

2566
02:17:13,560 --> 02:17:16,600
Speaker 1: one sixteen. Now they will play the Minnesota Timberwolves back

2567
02:17:16,640 --> 02:17:21,000
Speaker 1: to back in Minnesota tonight eight o'clock showing their seven

2568
02:17:21,040 --> 02:17:23,560
Speaker 1: point thirty is going to be your pregame coverage. And

2569
02:17:23,640 --> 02:17:26,520
Speaker 1: then they'll take Friday off and come back Saturday afternoon.

2570
02:17:26,600 --> 02:17:29,520
Speaker 1: They'll host the Timberwolves over at the Rocket Arena for

2571
02:17:29,640 --> 02:17:32,480
Speaker 1: a one o'clock tip off, so half past noon is

2572
02:17:32,520 --> 02:17:34,640
Speaker 1: going to be your pregame action there, and then the

2573
02:17:34,879 --> 02:17:38,920
Speaker 1: Jazz are in town and then the Calves will play

2574
02:17:39,000 --> 02:17:43,520
Speaker 1: two games in Philly Wednesday and Friday against the Sixers.

2575
02:17:43,800 --> 02:17:48,720
Speaker 1: It's doctor j yeah, yep. And then the Thunder will

2576
02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:52,920
Speaker 1: be here and all coming to the culmination of the

2577
02:17:52,959 --> 02:17:56,760
Speaker 1: regular season on April the twelfth, when the Cavs will

2578
02:17:56,800 --> 02:18:01,880
Speaker 1: host Gilbert Arenas and the Washington and Wizards. I mentioned

2579
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:06,080
Speaker 1: earlier that today is the sixth anniversary of the death

2580
02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:09,920
Speaker 1: of Neil Peart, drummer Fort Rush. It was not that

2581
02:18:10,120 --> 02:18:12,120
Speaker 1: long It was not that long ago that Rob and

2582
02:18:12,160 --> 02:18:15,600
Speaker 1: I were at that super secret rock hall thing with

2583
02:18:15,680 --> 02:18:18,840
Speaker 1: Geddy Lee and Alex Lesson where they announced that they

2584
02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:21,280
Speaker 1: were going to be going on tour, taking a German

2585
02:18:21,360 --> 02:18:24,760
Speaker 1: drummer with him, a girl named Anika Nilis, who is phenomenal,

2586
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:29,520
Speaker 1: really really good. But because I mentioned this yesterday thinking

2587
02:18:29,520 --> 02:18:31,560
Speaker 1: he was five years because I had forgotten that it's

2588
02:18:31,640 --> 02:18:37,040
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six again, and so six years since he died. Boy,

2589
02:18:37,240 --> 02:18:40,640
Speaker 1: and we've gone over it too, But it's well tread ground.

2590
02:18:40,720 --> 02:18:44,760
Speaker 1: The tragedy, the triumphant tragedy in that guy's life. Right

2591
02:18:46,000 --> 02:18:49,920
Speaker 1: his wife and his daughter both die I think within

2592
02:18:50,080 --> 02:18:55,240
Speaker 1: months of each other, gets remarried, has another child, and

2593
02:18:55,360 --> 02:18:59,640
Speaker 1: then he gets diagnosed with some terminal situations and goes away.

2594
02:19:00,680 --> 02:19:04,000
Speaker 1: Subdivision is easily one of my top three Rush songs.

2595
02:19:04,160 --> 02:19:06,240
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Love it, and I feel like it's

2596
02:19:06,280 --> 02:19:08,720
Speaker 1: a song that got short shrift around these parts for

2597
02:19:08,800 --> 02:19:10,560
Speaker 1: a long time, and now we play it on the

2598
02:19:10,640 --> 02:19:15,800
Speaker 1: regular and I couldn't be happier. Neil providing the spoken

2599
02:19:15,879 --> 02:19:18,680
Speaker 1: word in the song. By the way, Subdivision, that's him

2600
02:19:20,320 --> 02:19:26,320
Speaker 1: sounds like this rock. Subdivisions nailed it, nailed it, perfect

2601
02:19:27,240 --> 02:19:29,039
Speaker 1: replication of what's going on there.

2602
02:19:29,080 --> 02:19:32,160
Speaker 8: I didn't realize until we were at that event that

2603
02:19:32,360 --> 02:19:34,800
Speaker 8: he wrote all the lyrics. I thought they were all

2604
02:19:34,959 --> 02:19:36,880
Speaker 8: kind of involved. I didn't realize he was it.

2605
02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:40,800
Speaker 1: He was their primary lyricist. Yeah, I did not realize that. Yep.

2606
02:19:41,520 --> 02:19:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't think he wrote every line of every Rush song,

2607
02:19:44,160 --> 02:19:47,640
Speaker 1: but he was the guy doing the lion the song. Yes,

2608
02:19:47,760 --> 02:19:50,360
Speaker 1: of the lyrics, and then he would bring them to

2609
02:19:50,480 --> 02:19:53,160
Speaker 1: the guys and they would build around it.

2610
02:19:53,240 --> 02:19:53,840
Speaker 3: I guess.

2611
02:19:59,120 --> 02:20:03,280
Speaker 1: You gotta wonder when they were doing the sessions for

2612
02:20:03,480 --> 02:20:06,200
Speaker 1: that song, if he did multiple takes of that, or

2613
02:20:06,240 --> 02:20:10,400
Speaker 1: if he just leaned up into the Subdivisions. All right, Neil,

2614
02:20:10,480 --> 02:20:12,240
Speaker 1: we need you to come over here. Just write in

2615
02:20:12,360 --> 02:20:17,200
Speaker 1: that mic right there, Just give me a Subdivisions. No,

2616
02:20:17,959 --> 02:20:20,360
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like that one. Let's try that again.

2617
02:20:20,600 --> 02:20:24,320
Speaker 1: Subdivision Subdivisions. No, No, I put the sbastis in the

2618
02:20:24,360 --> 02:20:29,560
Speaker 1: wrong salable. I don't like that one. Subdivisions, that's definitely

2619
02:20:29,640 --> 02:20:33,320
Speaker 1: that's not the one. Nope, but I love subdivisions.

2620
02:20:33,360 --> 02:20:35,440
Speaker 8: Doesn't it feel like it was like a slate or

2621
02:20:35,520 --> 02:20:36,959
Speaker 8: something like he put it on the beginning and they

2622
02:20:37,000 --> 02:20:38,280
Speaker 8: were like, that's pretty cool, let's keep it.

2623
02:20:39,280 --> 02:20:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, possibly, I want to know the story in this

2624
02:20:44,480 --> 02:20:48,440
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty two and one of the most popular songs,

2625
02:20:50,320 --> 02:20:52,480
Speaker 1: and that was really when they were kind of fully

2626
02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:57,680
Speaker 1: getting into their keyboard era, right, That's when they started

2627
02:20:57,760 --> 02:21:00,720
Speaker 1: experimenting with all kinds of different things, which, by the

2628
02:21:00,720 --> 02:21:05,040
Speaker 1: way that I mean some bands were more open to that.

2629
02:21:05,440 --> 02:21:07,160
Speaker 1: Rush is a band that was always kind of very

2630
02:21:07,200 --> 02:21:09,080
Speaker 1: creative in that way, kind of coming from the prog

2631
02:21:09,200 --> 02:21:12,120
Speaker 1: rock thing, so not that much of a shift. Keyboards

2632
02:21:12,160 --> 02:21:14,880
Speaker 1: are what broke up Van Halen. I mean, obviously a

2633
02:21:14,920 --> 02:21:17,800
Speaker 1: lot of internal strife in that band too. By the

2634
02:21:17,840 --> 02:21:20,199
Speaker 1: time they got to the early eighties, they'd really gone

2635
02:21:20,240 --> 02:21:22,520
Speaker 1: through it. But the last straw was Eddie going I

2636
02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:25,080
Speaker 1: want to play more keyboards, yeah, and David Lee Roth

2637
02:21:25,120 --> 02:21:27,600
Speaker 1: being like, no, I want guitars and singing about naked

2638
02:21:27,680 --> 02:21:31,640
Speaker 1: chicks and somebody had to win. Somebody had to win,

2639
02:21:31,800 --> 02:21:33,480
Speaker 1: and of course it's going to be the namesake of

2640
02:21:33,520 --> 02:21:35,920
Speaker 1: the band. It's like the other guys were going to

2641
02:21:36,000 --> 02:21:38,680
Speaker 1: quit in protest. You're in a band with your brother.

2642
02:21:41,000 --> 02:21:44,039
Speaker 1: So it wasn't exactly mutually assured destruction there in Van Halen.

2643
02:21:46,680 --> 02:21:48,920
Speaker 1: And so, you know, Rush were guys that would go

2644
02:21:49,120 --> 02:21:53,640
Speaker 1: off somewhere. They weren't always recording in Toronto. They'd go

2645
02:21:53,640 --> 02:21:55,600
Speaker 1: to Quebec, or they'd go overseas, or they'd go you know,

2646
02:21:55,680 --> 02:21:58,840
Speaker 1: somewhere and they would sequester themselves and write an album

2647
02:21:58,920 --> 02:22:07,240
Speaker 1: and do the whole thing. Nineteen eighty two, that whole.

2648
02:22:07,080 --> 02:22:09,560
Speaker 8: Event was still pretty surreal, wouldn't it being there for that,

2649
02:22:09,959 --> 02:22:11,760
Speaker 8: Like when you think back to what, like I've done

2650
02:22:11,800 --> 02:22:16,400
Speaker 8: some cool stuff that was that was up there, It.

2651
02:22:16,480 --> 02:22:21,120
Speaker 1: Was pretty cool. Yeah, because we were sworn to secrecy.

2652
02:22:21,360 --> 02:22:23,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, like we knew for a week before they announced that,

2653
02:22:23,640 --> 02:22:26,080
Speaker 8: and everybody, the people that were there thought that that

2654
02:22:26,320 --> 02:22:27,880
Speaker 8: was like a it was just going to be a

2655
02:22:28,560 --> 02:22:29,680
Speaker 8: Q and A with the guys.

2656
02:22:30,680 --> 02:22:33,360
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the announcement in it yourself? Yeah right, yes,

2657
02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:38,879
Speaker 1: well but I have to think that you could probably

2658
02:22:39,120 --> 02:22:41,440
Speaker 1: infer that that's what was going to happen. I don't

2659
02:22:41,480 --> 02:22:43,560
Speaker 1: know many you heard that guy sitting next to us

2660
02:22:43,600 --> 02:22:44,840
Speaker 1: where in the there was like cause it was I

2661
02:22:44,879 --> 02:22:47,320
Speaker 1: think a lot of it was like fans that were invited. Yeah,

2662
02:22:47,840 --> 02:22:49,920
Speaker 1: this Q and a thing, And you heard that one

2663
02:22:49,959 --> 02:22:52,040
Speaker 1: guy sitting next to us grasp for a towel like

2664
02:22:52,120 --> 02:22:59,920
Speaker 1: that dude finished when it's oh god, oh, his wildest

2665
02:23:00,080 --> 02:23:02,760
Speaker 1: dreams had come true, and right in there, right when

2666
02:23:02,800 --> 02:23:06,240
Speaker 1: they pretended to just then have the notion that they

2667
02:23:06,280 --> 02:23:08,320
Speaker 1: would go on tour. I don't know, what, do you

2668
02:23:08,440 --> 02:23:15,720
Speaker 1: think maybe we should do this next summer. That's exactly

2669
02:23:15,800 --> 02:23:16,200
Speaker 1: what they got.

2670
02:23:16,280 --> 02:23:16,520
Speaker 5: I did.

2671
02:23:16,720 --> 02:23:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm glad we weren't sitting any closer to them.

2672
02:23:19,560 --> 02:23:24,480
Speaker 1: It was close enough. Oh oh oh so yeah, but

2673
02:23:24,560 --> 02:23:27,680
Speaker 1: they're coming here right doing two shows? Wait, yeah, September?

2674
02:23:27,959 --> 02:23:30,320
Speaker 1: Was it seventeenth and nineteenth or something like that. Yeah,

2675
02:23:31,120 --> 02:23:34,520
Speaker 1: added two shows, and they're adding more cities, dip their

2676
02:23:34,560 --> 02:23:36,320
Speaker 1: toe in the water and then determine where they want

2677
02:23:36,360 --> 02:23:39,440
Speaker 1: to go from there, but basically doing two nights, at

2678
02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:43,200
Speaker 1: least two nights every city. They're going to nineteenth too, Yeah,

2679
02:23:43,240 --> 02:23:47,080
Speaker 1: seventeenth and nineteenth, three shows right or not here? Just

2680
02:23:47,160 --> 02:23:49,280
Speaker 1: two here? Oh? Two here, Thursday and seven. I'm looking

2681
02:23:49,320 --> 02:23:53,720
Speaker 1: at like different ticket things here. Yeah, so the seventeenth

2682
02:23:53,760 --> 02:23:58,040
Speaker 1: and nineteenth. I hope I get over there. It's a

2683
02:23:58,080 --> 02:23:59,959
Speaker 1: Thursday and a Saturday. Oh I won't miss that one.

2684
02:24:00,160 --> 02:24:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's no way, no, no huh, all right,

2685
02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:07,960
Speaker 1: what if what if it just didn't work out? What

2686
02:24:08,160 --> 02:24:11,200
Speaker 1: if that time comes and you go, I can't get

2687
02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:14,960
Speaker 1: over there? I would be really bummed out. Oh like,

2688
02:24:15,120 --> 02:24:17,440
Speaker 1: I really really like I really want to see that show.

2689
02:24:18,480 --> 02:24:20,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what bummed me out when I saw

2690
02:24:20,400 --> 02:24:25,480
Speaker 1: it this morning. The Simpsons said goodbye to duff Man after,

2691
02:24:26,320 --> 02:24:31,160
Speaker 1: did they? Yes, they're retiring duff Man for what purpose?

2692
02:24:31,720 --> 02:24:33,960
Speaker 1: They're just making Well they explain it in the show,

2693
02:24:34,200 --> 02:24:39,520
Speaker 1: right They duff Man is retired because duff Beer is like,

2694
02:24:39,879 --> 02:24:45,000
Speaker 1: people won't respond to the spokesperson as much anymore, so

2695
02:24:45,320 --> 02:24:48,200
Speaker 1: duff Man. So now at what Hank is area is

2696
02:24:48,240 --> 02:24:50,000
Speaker 1: down to just doing three hundred voices?

2697
02:24:50,280 --> 02:24:50,880
Speaker 7: Is that what it is?

2698
02:24:51,480 --> 02:24:55,720
Speaker 1: The Doff Corporation retired the character well because he lost

2699
02:24:55,800 --> 02:24:59,000
Speaker 1: up who and but there was another one he stopped doing.

2700
02:25:00,280 --> 02:25:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like when the stories are

2701
02:25:02,360 --> 02:25:05,240
Speaker 1: The Simpsons kill off a legendary character, and then you're

2702
02:25:05,280 --> 02:25:07,280
Speaker 1: like what and they're like, oh, the lady that played

2703
02:25:07,320 --> 02:25:12,360
Speaker 1: the organ for Reverend Lovejoy. Okay, you got me, but

2704
02:25:13,200 --> 02:25:18,240
Speaker 1: they didn't kill off. It's not another maud Flanders, you know. Yeah.

2705
02:25:18,280 --> 02:25:21,600
Speaker 1: He explains to people in the show that all the

2706
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:25,240
Speaker 1: old forms of advertising are passe. Now kids can't even

2707
02:25:25,280 --> 02:25:31,200
Speaker 1: sing the jingles, so duff Man is no longer needs

2708
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:36,280
Speaker 1: a little h two. Oh oh yeah, hey, duff Man,

2709
02:25:36,680 --> 02:25:38,720
Speaker 1: Let's see how you like a sticker on your offense.

2710
02:25:41,240 --> 02:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Duff Man can't read. Oh no, oh, it's down to two.

2711
02:25:47,000 --> 02:25:51,480
Speaker 10: And before revealing our results, former daff Man Larry Huffman

2712
02:25:51,800 --> 02:25:52,359
Speaker 10: is here.

2713
02:25:52,440 --> 02:25:58,120
Speaker 1: To wish luck. I was told there would be morphine.

2714
02:25:58,800 --> 02:26:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeahr Duffman, is that his name? You said if

2715
02:26:05,120 --> 02:26:06,880
Speaker 1: I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the

2716
02:26:07,040 --> 02:26:09,200
Speaker 1: drunk Man says a lot of things.

2717
02:26:09,520 --> 02:26:10,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

2718
02:26:18,800 --> 02:26:21,360
Speaker 1: This is when Barney is trying to be sober Barney

2719
02:26:21,400 --> 02:26:24,680
Speaker 1: Gumble early seasons, Barney's trying to be sober, sitting in

2720
02:26:24,720 --> 02:26:26,560
Speaker 1: most trying to keep it together. Wouldn't you know it?

2721
02:26:26,680 --> 02:26:30,879
Speaker 1: Rob duff Man comes in, Who's ready to party?

2722
02:26:31,720 --> 02:26:31,840
Speaker 6: Right?

2723
02:26:32,000 --> 02:26:41,760
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you know it? Wouldn't you know it? Are you

2724
02:26:42,120 --> 02:26:43,440
Speaker 1: ready to jet?

2725
02:26:43,920 --> 02:26:51,920
Speaker 2: Doffs from that creates awareness.

2726
02:26:51,440 --> 02:26:57,960
Speaker 1: Of that, create awareness, creates awareness of Duff anyway, no

2727
02:26:58,120 --> 02:27:01,640
Speaker 1: more duff Man over there. The Simpsons. I'm just by

2728
02:27:01,680 --> 02:27:04,760
Speaker 1: the way. Recently getting my daughter, I've tried to steer

2729
02:27:04,879 --> 02:27:08,119
Speaker 1: her back into the Simpsons, and I think my efforts

2730
02:27:08,160 --> 02:27:12,080
Speaker 1: are beginning to bear fruit, because for the most part,

2731
02:27:13,440 --> 02:27:15,760
Speaker 1: there are some shows, some live action shows. Were always

2732
02:27:15,800 --> 02:27:18,240
Speaker 1: looking for, like a sitcom or something that she might dig,

2733
02:27:19,040 --> 02:27:21,200
Speaker 1: especially over this break because she and I were both

2734
02:27:21,240 --> 02:27:24,840
Speaker 1: off for two and a half weeks. But normally all

2735
02:27:24,920 --> 02:27:27,520
Speaker 1: she wants to watch is like Bob's Burgers or Great

2736
02:27:27,600 --> 02:27:30,879
Speaker 1: North or something like that. But when she was littler

2737
02:27:31,480 --> 02:27:33,560
Speaker 1: but still old enough to kind of, you know, get

2738
02:27:33,600 --> 02:27:36,000
Speaker 1: her moxie going, I was like, Oh, she watch the Simpsons.

2739
02:27:36,440 --> 02:27:37,920
Speaker 1: So for a while a couple of years ago, that's

2740
02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:39,880
Speaker 1: all we watched. I'm trying to steer her back into that.

2741
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:45,640
Speaker 1: That was our COVID show. Yeah, Simpsons watched every episode. Well,

2742
02:27:45,840 --> 02:27:48,480
Speaker 1: because we as far as live action shows go, we

2743
02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:51,520
Speaker 1: watched all of like Brooklyn nine nine we watched and

2744
02:27:51,680 --> 02:27:53,280
Speaker 1: so we're clicking around, going, what is this show that

2745
02:27:53,400 --> 02:27:56,000
Speaker 1: she might dig she wanted to watch the Office from

2746
02:27:56,000 --> 02:27:57,640
Speaker 1: time to time. She didn't want anything to do with

2747
02:27:57,760 --> 02:28:01,560
Speaker 1: Parks and rec We've been watching The Good I loved

2748
02:28:01,640 --> 02:28:04,920
Speaker 1: that show. I forgot how I could not get into

2749
02:28:05,000 --> 02:28:08,680
Speaker 1: that show. No, I don't like any of the characters.

2750
02:28:08,959 --> 02:28:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh you don't. It sounds really nerdy. But I remember

2751
02:28:11,480 --> 02:28:13,840
Speaker 1: when it was first run. I think Kristen Bell is

2752
02:28:14,080 --> 02:28:17,120
Speaker 1: super cute. I love ted Danson. It's too bad Jess

2753
02:28:17,200 --> 02:28:18,920
Speaker 1: isn't here today because I know she's got a big

2754
02:28:19,280 --> 02:28:22,760
Speaker 1: boner for ted Danson. But when that show was first run,

2755
02:28:23,320 --> 02:28:26,199
Speaker 1: I was like, I like everybody associated with it, Mike Shore,

2756
02:28:26,240 --> 02:28:27,880
Speaker 1: who was one of the writers of the Office and

2757
02:28:27,959 --> 02:28:31,560
Speaker 1: all that good people. I could not get into that show.

2758
02:28:31,800 --> 02:28:34,560
Speaker 1: And then like, because I think it was only on

2759
02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:38,000
Speaker 1: four or five seasons, which is no small thing, you know,

2760
02:28:38,440 --> 02:28:41,920
Speaker 1: But towards the end it's clear they've like completely, they're

2761
02:28:41,959 --> 02:28:44,080
Speaker 1: making it up as they go along, and that gets

2762
02:28:44,120 --> 02:28:47,520
Speaker 1: really annoying. But I just I'm like, I don't care

2763
02:28:47,600 --> 02:28:50,280
Speaker 1: about anybody on this show, but she likes it. I

2764
02:28:50,800 --> 02:28:54,320
Speaker 1: liked it, could not get into the good place. It's

2765
02:28:54,400 --> 02:28:57,360
Speaker 1: like Community. Yeah, I've talked about that before. Community is

2766
02:28:57,400 --> 02:29:00,120
Speaker 1: like show I'm like, I should love this show. Oh

2767
02:29:00,480 --> 02:29:03,480
Speaker 1: don't like it? Is that Chevy Chase documentary. You see

2768
02:29:03,480 --> 02:29:05,800
Speaker 1: the trailer for that. I did Chevy Chase, who's famously

2769
02:29:05,840 --> 02:29:09,120
Speaker 1: a prick. They were like, we couldn't get one person

2770
02:29:09,280 --> 02:29:12,400
Speaker 1: from community to come and be a part of this documentary.

2771
02:29:12,560 --> 02:29:15,080
Speaker 1: Not one of those people wanted to talk about chevy Chase.

2772
02:29:15,160 --> 02:29:18,080
Speaker 8: It's jarring how much people don't like him, isn't it Like,

2773
02:29:18,200 --> 02:29:19,520
Speaker 8: but he's done it to himself.

2774
02:29:19,600 --> 02:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Well I know, but it's still like, it's pretty wild,

2775
02:29:22,480 --> 02:29:26,920
Speaker 1: wild and it's gotta be a bummer because it doesn't.

2776
02:29:27,080 --> 02:29:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a part of his brain where he's like, oh,

2777
02:29:29,840 --> 02:29:32,680
Speaker 1: people should still think I'm hilarious or whatever. But it

2778
02:29:32,720 --> 02:29:35,080
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything to diminish the movies you did.

2779
02:29:35,160 --> 02:29:35,400
Speaker 6: Do that.

2780
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:38,360
Speaker 1: People love people, you know, those Fletch movies are some

2781
02:29:38,440 --> 02:29:40,200
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies of all time. I agree.

2782
02:29:40,560 --> 02:29:42,680
Speaker 8: I mean, he's a very, very funny man, there's no

2783
02:29:42,840 --> 02:29:45,840
Speaker 8: question about it. But I guess it gets to a

2784
02:29:45,920 --> 02:29:48,560
Speaker 8: point where is it worth it? I mean, if you're

2785
02:29:48,600 --> 02:29:50,520
Speaker 8: that much of an a hole to everyone around you,

2786
02:29:51,959 --> 02:29:55,880
Speaker 8: see you? Yeah, I'll watch the documentary. Oh I will too.

2787
02:29:56,000 --> 02:29:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know when it's on I think it's

2788
02:29:57,920 --> 02:29:59,840
Speaker 1: on Netflix. What is it. I'm chevy Chase in you

2789
02:30:00,040 --> 02:30:02,280
Speaker 1: on Chevy Chase and you're not yeah, which was his

2790
02:30:02,760 --> 02:30:05,480
Speaker 1: sign on when he did Weekend Update. I think that one,

2791
02:30:05,680 --> 02:30:08,640
Speaker 1: you know, because there's some clickbaity, you know, quotes before

2792
02:30:08,680 --> 02:30:12,879
Speaker 1: they dropped the documentary and they get him to kind

2793
02:30:12,920 --> 02:30:15,199
Speaker 1: of admit that it was a mistake to leave SNL

2794
02:30:15,240 --> 02:30:18,200
Speaker 1: after one season. It couldn't seem like bad at the

2795
02:30:18,240 --> 02:30:24,960
Speaker 1: time though, because he started doing movies right away. But yeah,

2796
02:30:25,200 --> 02:30:27,720
Speaker 1: I don't know when that drops. But they were like, yeah,

2797
02:30:27,720 --> 02:30:31,680
Speaker 1: we couldn't. We asked the entire cast of community, including

2798
02:30:31,760 --> 02:30:35,080
Speaker 1: one Evett Nicole Brown, who is a graduate of the

2799
02:30:35,200 --> 02:30:39,039
Speaker 1: University of Akron, and they were all like, I don't

2800
02:30:39,040 --> 02:30:41,600
Speaker 1: want to be on camera talking about Chevy Chase. They

2801
02:30:41,640 --> 02:30:44,080
Speaker 1: went to all, you know, Joel McHale and Danny Pooty

2802
02:30:44,240 --> 02:30:50,880
Speaker 1: and what's his name, Childish Gambino, Dollald Glover. They're like, nope,

2803
02:30:52,560 --> 02:30:54,760
Speaker 1: I mean that says everything. You gotta know, right, your

2804
02:30:54,840 --> 02:30:57,760
Speaker 1: peers can't even sit down and talk talk about you.

2805
02:30:58,040 --> 02:30:58,240
Speaker 9: Rob.

2806
02:30:58,360 --> 02:31:03,200
Speaker 1: I tear me when I think of, of course, the

2807
02:31:03,520 --> 02:31:08,280
Speaker 1: uh Alan Cox Show documentary, how it's going to be

2808
02:31:08,360 --> 02:31:09,760
Speaker 1: so difficult to get people to come out and talk

2809
02:31:09,760 --> 02:31:10,480
Speaker 1: about how it was easy.

2810
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:14,560
Speaker 8: They already started. They started with me, what do you

2811
02:31:14,600 --> 02:31:18,720
Speaker 8: think of Alan? I said, We've never ever ever spoken

2812
02:31:18,800 --> 02:31:24,440
Speaker 8: off the air. I don't I don't know anything about him, Alan.

2813
02:31:24,480 --> 02:31:26,120
Speaker 1: What do you think about the paper on Peacock? I

2814
02:31:26,400 --> 02:31:31,280
Speaker 1: watched two episodes of that and I bailed. I was like, rebook. Yeah,

2815
02:31:31,320 --> 02:31:34,080
Speaker 1: they kept what's his name, they kept Oscar from the office,

2816
02:31:34,160 --> 02:31:37,000
Speaker 1: and they have some connective tissue, and I get what

2817
02:31:37,040 --> 02:31:39,520
Speaker 1: they're trying to do. They set it in Toledo, but

2818
02:31:40,040 --> 02:31:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's not I'm not that desperate for

2819
02:31:43,200 --> 02:31:47,840
Speaker 1: a sitcom, especially.

2820
02:31:47,560 --> 02:31:49,160
Speaker 8: With all the shows that are shot in that style,

2821
02:31:49,280 --> 02:31:51,840
Speaker 8: Like we just talked about it yesterday with DMV and UH.

2822
02:31:52,720 --> 02:31:56,080
Speaker 1: Saint Dennis medical documentary shows. They're great, Like, I don't

2823
02:31:56,080 --> 02:31:57,959
Speaker 1: see any reason to you know.

2824
02:32:00,480 --> 02:32:04,280
Speaker 13: Hey, Ellen and Rob, if our heart's gonna lean hard

2825
02:32:04,360 --> 02:32:07,680
Speaker 13: into this guaranteed human thing, you know what you gotta

2826
02:32:07,720 --> 02:32:12,880
Speaker 13: do at the WMMS studios. Before you even get in

2827
02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:16,080
Speaker 13: the front door, there should be a security guard with

2828
02:32:16,240 --> 02:32:21,720
Speaker 13: a live capture and asking you to to check every

2829
02:32:21,840 --> 02:32:24,080
Speaker 13: picture that has a traffic light in it, just so

2830
02:32:24,200 --> 02:32:24,560
Speaker 13: there's no.

2831
02:32:26,120 --> 02:32:28,320
Speaker 1: No mix ups. There are one hundred percent sure whoever

2832
02:32:28,360 --> 02:32:31,160
Speaker 1: gets through that door is human. How sky is that guy?

2833
02:32:31,320 --> 02:32:35,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna say, is that guy sedated? Is he okay? Yeah?

2834
02:32:35,040 --> 02:32:39,200
Speaker 1: He definitely definitely high? Guys, you know what you should

2835
02:32:39,240 --> 02:32:43,520
Speaker 1: do is I had this idea. I mean kind of

2836
02:32:43,520 --> 02:32:45,160
Speaker 1: a funny bit. I get where he's going there. I

2837
02:32:45,280 --> 02:32:48,160
Speaker 1: was like, bro, you okay, had this idea? Guys, get

2838
02:32:48,240 --> 02:32:51,040
Speaker 1: ready to fall over hell? Was that idea again? I

2839
02:32:51,160 --> 02:32:52,920
Speaker 1: was trying to explain to my daughter last night. I

2840
02:32:53,040 --> 02:32:54,560
Speaker 1: mentioned at the top of the show. I haven't really

2841
02:32:54,560 --> 02:32:56,720
Speaker 1: talked about today, but I came home and my wife

2842
02:32:56,760 --> 02:33:01,080
Speaker 1: and child had purchased a puppy and she had recently

2843
02:33:01,240 --> 02:33:04,320
Speaker 1: been She was still a little bit sedated because they

2844
02:33:04,360 --> 02:33:06,800
Speaker 1: had fixed her right. We got her from animal rescue.

2845
02:33:07,320 --> 02:33:10,320
Speaker 1: And my daughter is like, she's so chill, and I'm like, honey,

2846
02:33:10,400 --> 02:33:12,720
Speaker 1: she's still kind of drugged up. I'm like, she's a puppy.

2847
02:33:13,080 --> 02:33:15,480
Speaker 1: When this thing wears off, she's gonna be all She's

2848
02:33:15,800 --> 02:33:18,400
Speaker 1: a cattle dog lab mix. I'm like, she's gonna be

2849
02:33:18,480 --> 02:33:22,039
Speaker 1: all over the place. Oh yeah, when she comes out

2850
02:33:22,040 --> 02:33:24,840
Speaker 1: of this haze. And sure enough, I assume that's what's happening?

2851
02:33:24,920 --> 02:33:27,360
Speaker 1: But she snapped out, where the hell am I I

2852
02:33:27,480 --> 02:33:27,840
Speaker 1: live here?

2853
02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:28,040
Speaker 5: Now?

2854
02:33:28,160 --> 02:33:31,880
Speaker 1: WHOA what the hell? Yeah? Yeah, she hasn't been able

2855
02:33:31,920 --> 02:33:35,320
Speaker 1: to navigate the stairs yet, so she's still confined to

2856
02:33:35,400 --> 02:33:38,720
Speaker 1: whatever room would carry her into. But she's pretty cute

2857
02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:42,920
Speaker 1: dogs so far, we'll see. Definitely cute. Yeah. Al The

2858
02:33:43,000 --> 02:33:47,440
Speaker 1: Chevy Chase documentary is out. We watched it a direct

2859
02:33:47,520 --> 02:33:51,280
Speaker 1: TV that's still a thing. Uh okay, well I don't

2860
02:33:51,320 --> 02:33:53,800
Speaker 1: have that. It's streaming now. It's just it's not its

2861
02:33:53,840 --> 02:33:56,680
Speaker 1: own plan. It's like a like a YouTube TV type

2862
02:33:56,720 --> 02:33:58,760
Speaker 1: of thing. TV is good. Yeah, that's what they do.

2863
02:33:59,040 --> 02:34:02,480
Speaker 1: I priced it for the NFL season. It was too high.

2864
02:34:02,560 --> 02:34:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh DirecTV you mean yeah? Yeah? Okay, yeah. Somebody else

2865
02:34:06,720 --> 02:34:09,280
Speaker 1: mentioned a show called Stumble. I don't think anybody's watching

2866
02:34:09,360 --> 02:34:11,960
Speaker 1: that either, but that's very funny. It's Tarren Killham, who

2867
02:34:12,000 --> 02:34:15,000
Speaker 1: used to be on SNL, and a handful of other

2868
02:34:15,040 --> 02:34:18,840
Speaker 1: people you might recognize, but it's got It's about a

2869
02:34:18,920 --> 02:34:22,160
Speaker 1: cheerleading squad and the coach. It's on Peacock and I

2870
02:34:22,240 --> 02:34:23,920
Speaker 1: think it's very funny. But again, it's just like a

2871
02:34:24,440 --> 02:34:31,200
Speaker 1: classic sitcom that's kind of funny. Y. Yeah, mockumentary. Everybody

2872
02:34:31,280 --> 02:34:32,600
Speaker 1: talks to camera and you know.

2873
02:34:33,160 --> 02:34:33,760
Speaker 7: But I like it.

2874
02:34:33,879 --> 02:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Oh, what's her name, isn't it uh, Kristin Chenow. Yeah,

2875
02:34:37,520 --> 02:34:39,880
Speaker 1: they hang their hat on Kristin Chenow with like she's

2876
02:34:39,920 --> 02:34:42,000
Speaker 1: the megawatt star and that show. But I find her

2877
02:34:42,080 --> 02:34:46,080
Speaker 1: to be very visually unpleasant, and so I anytime she's on.

2878
02:34:46,400 --> 02:34:46,560
Speaker 10: You know.

2879
02:34:46,879 --> 02:34:50,320
Speaker 1: But it's really pun heavy and the names of places

2880
02:34:50,400 --> 02:34:54,000
Speaker 1: and people are weird, and I love that stuff. I

2881
02:34:54,120 --> 02:34:55,800
Speaker 1: forget the people who are behind it. But the people

2882
02:34:55,840 --> 02:34:59,280
Speaker 1: who are behind it are people from shows that you

2883
02:34:59,560 --> 02:35:03,560
Speaker 1: probably like, the people who created it, or like people

2884
02:35:03,600 --> 02:35:06,000
Speaker 1: associated with thirty Rock or something like that. So it's

2885
02:35:06,040 --> 02:35:08,920
Speaker 1: that kind of oh check this out. Yeah, I'm always

2886
02:35:08,920 --> 02:35:10,520
Speaker 1: looking for something quick and funny to watch.

2887
02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:10,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2888
02:35:10,800 --> 02:35:12,840
Speaker 8: I don't like sitting down at the end of the

2889
02:35:12,920 --> 02:35:15,520
Speaker 8: night and watching like heavy, serious stuff. That's why it's

2890
02:35:15,520 --> 02:35:17,360
Speaker 8: taking me forever to get through the Last of Us.

2891
02:35:17,560 --> 02:35:20,960
Speaker 1: Well, on streamers with no commercials, it's like twenty two minutes, right,

2892
02:35:21,000 --> 02:35:23,039
Speaker 1: you're in and out yep, And now I must leave

2893
02:35:23,080 --> 02:35:25,039
Speaker 1: you as the Brady Bunch is on, and I find

2894
02:35:25,080 --> 02:35:29,560
Speaker 1: four of those children incredibly arousing. Get at it.

2895
02:35:30,680 --> 02:35:36,320
Speaker 9: Be careful of what you say, be careful in every way.

2896
02:35:37,560 --> 02:35:43,120
Speaker 9: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

2897
02:35:44,520 --> 02:35:50,240
Speaker 9: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

2898
02:35:51,440 --> 02:35:56,080
Speaker 9: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

2899
02:35:56,280 --> 02:35:57,080
Speaker 9: watching you.

2900
02:35:57,879 --> 02:35:59,320
Speaker 4: And we all.

2901
02:36:01,240 --> 02:36:03,400
Speaker 9: Remember Obedience page.

2902
02:36:04,280 --> 02:36:05,280
Speaker 6: And when you.

2903
02:36:05,640 --> 02:36:12,200
Speaker 9: Watch that DV screen, remember it works both ways. You

2904
02:36:12,640 --> 02:36:19,280
Speaker 9: disappear in a wink unless you can double think, you'll

2905
02:36:19,560 --> 02:36:24,720
Speaker 9: vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.