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Speaker 1: Potential house guests that you don't want to stay with you,

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't want them at your place. Eight

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Speaker 1: and four ninety three ninety three, calling to The Joe Show.

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Speaker 2: So I have a cousin of mine who's gonna be

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Speaker 2: staying with me during my during the wedding, and not

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Speaker 2: because I necessarily want them there, but because it was

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Speaker 2: kind of forced upon me. So this person had booked

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Speaker 2: their flight. They're getting in on Thursday, and they're staying

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Speaker 2: until Sunday. But they're sharing an airbnb with another party

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Speaker 2: who's also going to be at the wedding, and they're

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Speaker 2: gonna be there Thursday and Friday Saturday. They don't have

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Speaker 2: a place to stay, so they asked me if I'd

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Speaker 2: be kind enough to stay at my place. I'm thinking,

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Speaker 2: I already have me and my sister here. What are

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Speaker 2: you gonna do? Sit on the couch or be on

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Speaker 2: a blow up mattress? Like that's not comfortable at all.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know how to tell this person politely, like, Hey,

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Speaker 2: you just might have.

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Speaker 3: Is that family member?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a cousin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, cousin Jed. No, not cousin Jed. But Jack could

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Speaker 3: stay with you Jed is.

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Speaker 2: Always welcome to stay at my place, but he is,

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Speaker 2: he's gonna be there nice.

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Speaker 3: So you don't like this cousin or yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Said, I don't have that formidable of a relationship with

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Speaker 2: them to where yeah, I've I've met them once in

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Speaker 2: my life at a family reunion back.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: And they've been texting me a lot recently, which I

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Speaker 2: within the last ten plus years at all.

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Speaker 3: Now they're talking to you a lot now because yeah,

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Speaker 3: trying to butter me up. Yeah, And I was going to.

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Speaker 4: Say, I don't know how to get out of that

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Speaker 4: because they know, like, you're not going to be anywhere.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna be in town with your family for the wedding.

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Speaker 4: Because when I have people that want to come to town, like, oh,

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Speaker 4: let me check my schedule to make sure I'll be

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Speaker 4: in town, and you know what I say, Oh sorry,

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Speaker 4: got to be a universal thank you for saying universal

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Speaker 4: win in doubt, blame Orlando.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm in Orlando. This is in Orlando all the

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Speaker 1: time anyways, And that would be believable.

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Speaker 2: That would be a great excuse if we were actually

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Speaker 2: going to Orlando.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: But that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I say I'm going

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Speaker 1: to Orlando, but I don't actually go. But I'm going

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Speaker 1: on how many times that I set out going to

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Speaker 1: Orlando and I posted old pictures.

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Speaker 3: That's what I gotta do. I'm just gonna be like, hey,

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Speaker 3: change of plants. I'm not going home after the wedding. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm going I'm going to Orlando with my girlfriend. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: all right, that's fair.

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Speaker 4: That you're like, hey, man, can I get a ticket?

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Speaker 3: Can I go with you?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 2: That's the thing is they're going to try to tag

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Speaker 2: out no matter what I do, They're going to try

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Speaker 2: to tag out a private event it is or yeah,

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Speaker 2: work event's private event.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to come with. I think

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Speaker 1: that'd be a great idea, and honestly, I already thought

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Speaker 1: about it. Unfortunately, when I asked, they said, no, but

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Speaker 1: what if this person is like I've said that.

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Speaker 3: I know it's like you were like, you've got dumb pet. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm honest to god.

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Speaker 1: I was literally thinking about how much fun it would

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Speaker 1: be if we were there. I called the people like

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Speaker 1: kind of got mad that I even asked, I promise

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Speaker 1: you next time I'm going I'm gonna see if I

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Speaker 1: can get you in earlier.

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Speaker 4: What you like a doctor's office?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 3: You're yeah, you are made me believe it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm telling you guys right now, even giving

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Speaker 1: you my play, I'll still run it and score. I

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Speaker 1: know for a fact you guys will ask me to

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Speaker 1: do something soon and I'll just blame or later.

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Speaker 3: You're going to just their last weekend. That's what you think.

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Speaker 4: I saw that outfit. That's the same outfit of war

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Speaker 4: that weekend.

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Speaker 1: Listen, why do you think I only wear black T

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Speaker 1: shirts and black shorts. You can never ever time stamp

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Speaker 1: anything I do. I wear the same clothes.

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Speaker 4: I got some a family member trying to come to

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Speaker 4: town for Christmas the week of Christmas, and mind you,

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Speaker 4: I was completely thrown off. So I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 4: out how am I going to get out of this.

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Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, Christmas is, our busy season.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to get back with you. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to talk to the team to let them know what

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Speaker 4: we're gonna do because we do a lot of a

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Speaker 4: lot of events. So I gotta get back with you

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Speaker 4: to let you know if I'll even be available, so

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Speaker 4: you don't give them a yes or no right then

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Speaker 4: and there you let them.

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Speaker 3: Let it wait for a little bit. When are you

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Speaker 3: coming in? What are the dates you're coming in?

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Speaker 4: The seventeenth through the I'll be the seventeenth through the

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Speaker 4: twenty third.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is hold on, let me check because I

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Speaker 1: got to see. I think this is going to work

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Speaker 1: one more time. Do you said the seventeenth through the

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Speaker 1: twenty third? Absolutely, I think this is gonna Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I said seventeenth through the twenty Yeah, damn dude, I

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Speaker 1: knew I should have checked with family before this. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry, but Christmas, it's really important that I'm with

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Speaker 1: my mom. Okay, so I booked a trip to where

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Speaker 1: Lando the way, this sucks. Let me see if I

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Speaker 1: can change.

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Speaker 3: Mom.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him and see if I could change.

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Speaker 1: But you know me, I'm cheap. I always do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't change the reservation. Okay, so let me check.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the hotel. Me. I'm gonna call the

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Speaker 1: hotel and you know I'll do it too. What you

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Speaker 1: do too, by the way, is you go I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: cap the money. If I can get my money back,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll say, if they charge me more

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Speaker 1: than three hundred bucks, I'm not gonna do it. You

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Speaker 1: say a super high amount, because then you don't want

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Speaker 1: them to think that you're gonna spend three hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: on them.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna go. Don't worry about it. I'll pick another date.

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Speaker 3: I'll come in.

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Speaker 2: I'll pick a good they're going to pick another date.

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Speaker 2: You're still it's always Orlando. It always goes back to Orlando.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to give you another date for at

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Speaker 1: least a day. That gives you enough time to plan

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Speaker 1: a new excuse. Because you can't use Orlando everything you can't,

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Speaker 1: you know, but you can think of an excuse. Go

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Speaker 1: ahead and ask me again. I won't use Orlando this time. Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in. I wanna come in some spring some

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Speaker 1: spring training. They are coming in second week of Mark,

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Speaker 1: second week and market weekend of March.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's look at this. You're dude, which, by

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Speaker 3: the way, amazing. I know you're out of town, so

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Speaker 3: you don't know this.

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Speaker 1: I live five minutes away from the spring I stay

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Speaker 1: with you. Let me check and make sure that I

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Speaker 1: can't do No, you said, what did would you say?

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Speaker 1: Thirteenth through the fifteen second weekend? Yeah, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: come in actually on the twelfth.

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Speaker 3: Can't do it. I want you to come in. Let

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Speaker 3: me see, let me see what I can do. Can

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Speaker 3: time make you work for you? Well?

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Speaker 1: Because Alissa, she's got two of her cousins coming in

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Speaker 1: town ones and the couch ones on the bed. Let

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Speaker 1: me see if I can figure out because obviously the

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Speaker 1: guest room is taken in the living room.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'll see if like Alyssa and I could

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Speaker 1: get a hotel and then you could stay at my

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Speaker 1: place or something. I'll see cool, what that'd be cool?

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Speaker 1: And pay for anything? If you just staying at your

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Speaker 1: place and you Alza gotta boots.

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Speaker 4: They're supposed to feel better.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to say that be okay, I think about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm totally not prepared for