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Speaker 1: Welcome everybody.

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Speaker 2: You are listening to Real Laughs on Real Radio one

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Speaker 2: oh four point one.

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Speaker 1: I am your host, mister James Ian.

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Speaker 2: We are your nightcap of comedy, and of course I'm

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Speaker 2: joining studio with my good friends fellow comedians. First off,

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Speaker 2: mister Miguel Cologne Junior, because don't you forget he knows

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Speaker 2: who his daddy is. And we got our official sponsor

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Speaker 2: from Kaufman and Lean, your personal injury attorneys. They've been

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Speaker 2: representing and winning for the good people of Orlando for

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Speaker 2: over twenty years. Y'all give it up for my friend,

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Speaker 2: mister Jeff the Batman Kaufman. All right, guys, we got

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Speaker 2: a great show tonight. But first thing we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about a brand new sports team in Orlando, Florida,

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Speaker 2: and mister Kaufman happens to be one of their sponsors.

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Speaker 1: And I think he's gonna be Actually what flipping the coin?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm flipping the coin on the first game.

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Speaker 2: Very much, Orlando Pirates, That's what I want to hear.

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Speaker 1: Man or Pirates are here talking.

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Speaker 3: To our insight football team. Some people think it's Arena football,

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Speaker 3: but Arena was a special name it's the inside football team.

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Speaker 3: We won our first game last week. Congratulate And this

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Speaker 3: is different. See minor league changed. Minor league used to

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Speaker 3: be you had this owner and he was broke and

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Speaker 3: he did everything. You know, all the minor league teams.

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Speaker 3: They had no money. Now a lot of the minor

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Speaker 3: leagues are owned by the actual like the Orlando Magic

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Speaker 3: own other teams, like they own the Solar Bears, you

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Speaker 3: know they own. Now this minor league team is owned

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Speaker 3: by a guy named Jawad who's this great dude, and

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Speaker 3: he moved from Massachusetts. He brought the team here and

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Speaker 3: he's one of these owners that he's handing out T shirts.

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Speaker 3: He's like a Savannah banana guy. You know, he's killing

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Speaker 3: himself for the local community. And I love that. So

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Speaker 3: when I found out I could get hold of something

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Speaker 3: like that, which wasn't a.

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Speaker 4: Huge I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't like what it's owned by big companies. I

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Speaker 3: like when guys are struggling. I love that.

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Speaker 5: So I wanted to be owned by like, like the

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Speaker 5: number one Cadillac dealer in the town, and he Orlando

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Speaker 5: pirates all y'all boys getting a Cadillac. If we went

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Speaker 5: in the playoffs, and remember you get cut from the team,

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Speaker 5: you always got a job on the sales floor.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love that me too, Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 5: I want my leagues to be Yeah, I want my

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Speaker 5: minor leagues to be like one foot in the dumpster

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Speaker 5: and one foot on the top of the world, like

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Speaker 5: I want I want every minor league team to have

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Speaker 5: like a pitcher.

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Speaker 4: And you're like that kid can go to the majors.

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Speaker 5: And the owner of the team's just sweating because he's like, Donnie,

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Speaker 5: I want the best for you, But Jesus, if you

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Speaker 5: can give me one more season before you let the

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Speaker 5: Twins take.

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Speaker 4: You, like I need you to here, Donnie. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 4: playing against.

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Speaker 5: Colston's Mazda and those bests cannot win again.

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Speaker 3: But see, a renal football is like you know, if

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Speaker 3: you know the Kurt Warner story, you know it's almost

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Speaker 3: impossible to go from arena football to the pros because

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Speaker 3: everyone or you didn't make it. And it is awesome. Man,

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Speaker 3: they got walls. These guys are running into walls. It's

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Speaker 3: like if you put football and hockey together, and that's

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Speaker 3: what I love about that sport.

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Speaker 4: They should let him fight.

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Speaker 3: They do some fighting with how they some Yeah, well,

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Speaker 3: I listen. I love the Solar Bears. I was there

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Speaker 3: for a game the other night. I said, but I

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Speaker 3: like when guys who aren't going anywhere this is their

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Speaker 1: Because they played with a little bit more heart.

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Speaker 3: Man, they got a lot more heart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like watching the Solar Bears fights because I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you guys are making fifty six bucks today, Like they're

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Speaker 5: just beating the crap out of some dude on the ice.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, my man, does it for the love of

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Speaker 4: Oh man, you know he just lost his teeth.

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Speaker 5: Hey, he just lost his teeth for a ninety seven

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Speaker 5: dollars bonus.

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Speaker 1: This game so fun and we got to hurt and

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Speaker 1: finish this fight. I gotta shift at waffle house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh man, we don't.

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Speaker 3: Everyone always asks me, they go, why are they called

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Speaker 3: the pirates? I said, because they just move, you know,

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Speaker 3: they just moved. They were the Massachusetts Pirates and now

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Speaker 1: That's how it works.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're a bit landlocked for pirates, but we're

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Speaker 3: And I played at a casino called The Island in Michigan.

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Speaker 5: Where are the Orlando pirates, and we've grossly miscalculated how

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Speaker 5: to get here. By shit, it's me the mascot Killogy

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Speaker 5: here to tell you. We've got three really important things

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Speaker 5: to remember at Pirates games.

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Speaker 4: One like, oh pirates, which oh no mercy. Two like

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Speaker 4: all pirates attack what we want.

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Speaker 5: And three remember it's family Nights on Wednesdays. If you

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Speaker 5: bring a one eyed child, you get a free bucket

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Speaker 5: of popcorn. At temper game, you know we're gonna go

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Speaker 5: against the Arizona Penguins, who also have an odd name.

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Speaker 4: For their city.

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Speaker 5: It's not Arena football because that's trademark, but it's you know,

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Speaker 5: in a you know, kid an arena Kurt Warner earlier, yea, k.

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Speaker 2: Why why do I want my my my minor league

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 3: Because you know what happens in minor league, because it's

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Speaker 3: so weird. The weirdest things happened. Like they had uh Taliah,

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Speaker 3: and he was the quarterback. I take pictures with him,

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Speaker 3: I do an interview with him. Next thing I find

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Speaker 3: out we ship attempted to Houston.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, he's gone. Okay, he wasn't here a minute. No,

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Speaker 1: that's how it works in the minor league, man.

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Speaker 3: And he was gone, And that's that's what happened. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: you love a player. And he was a good dude too.

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Speaker 3: He just out of nowhere. Oh he's playing for Houston

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Speaker 3: now all right, Hey.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I got it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, strip clubs in Houston a whole lot better than

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Speaker 2: the Armed Florida.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the place to play football, ask asked my boy

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Speaker 3: from Cleveland.

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Speaker 4: Now you get me called from Scarface? What up though?

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Speaker 4: A face coming out of Houston?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, like that? Like that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, but Mary mar married.

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Speaker 1: He wanted me to play in Houston, so I go there.

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Speaker 5: I don't care to know you know what scarface sounds like?

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Speaker 5: That was goddamn Scarface's voice right there, Change John, I

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Speaker 5: don't care if you guys right now at a bus

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Speaker 5: route listening to real labs like, what is that joke?

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Speaker 4: That's probably the best joke of the night. Google scar Face,

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Speaker 4: you animals. Then listen to James Young's voice.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with us. Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 2: you've actually met Scarface. I'll take that, man. I appreciate

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Speaker 5: Met Scarface and I let him down. And meeting somebody

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Speaker 5: just I met him at the Gathering of the Juggalos

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Speaker 4: We were hosting the.

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Speaker 5: Main stage and and uh the Ghetto boys were on

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Speaker 5: and I was talking to Willie Did and Scarface.

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Speaker 4: I'm huge. Scarface Face one of my favorite rappers.

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Speaker 5: And I went to go take a picture with him,

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Speaker 5: and the dude taking the picture took a bad picture,

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Speaker 5: and I was like, keep taking another one, hey. When

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Speaker 5: this dude kept messing the picture, we Scarface took for

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Speaker 5: three pictures that all were horrible, and on the fourth

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Speaker 4: Kem, we goes Na, We're good. Damn just let Scarface, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Walk, hey, hey my stan Lee picture was like that,

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Speaker 3: Oh take the picture with stan Lee. And I'm sitting

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Speaker 3: there and I go, what did you take this picture on?

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Speaker 1: How is this?

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Speaker 3: How is this like a quarter like two hundred and

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Speaker 3: What what are you shooting with?

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Speaker 5: You know who never has bad pictures? Though, ye pirates

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Speaker 5: never have bad pictures. Because we got one eye shut already.

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Speaker 5: It's a patch high pirate joke. Couldn't be silly as

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Speaker 5: long as we don't. But other than that, to fun

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Speaker 5: times we came through the river, we really did not

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Speaker 5: look at them up pirates, it makes sense, and we

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Speaker 5: said the middle of the state. Next week we're playing

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Speaker 5: the New England Navajos.

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Speaker 4: Also not correct in any way.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not politically correct, but we know New England had

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Speaker 3: its share of Native Americans.

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Speaker 5: There's something I have a whole time, but it doesn't

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Speaker 4: It's minor league.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we're gonna try to support though, because we are yes, pirates.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's cool. Man, I like it.

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Speaker 3: I want I want these guys to succeed on an

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Speaker 3: ugly level because we love the Predators. Man. Arena football

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Speaker 3: was great because it's.

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Speaker 4: It is arena football.

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Speaker 5: Now I think about it, they were the minor league Predators.

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Speaker 4: That sounds terrifying.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is funny. I remember I still got.

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Speaker 3: To change names. When the name changes in something, it

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Speaker 3: becomes something else. Like they used to have a dietary

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Speaker 3: supplement called AIDS. I remember that it was chocolate and

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Speaker 3: like two years later they named the disease after it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're sitting there going, what happened? There's this new disease

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Speaker 3: and they named him after our product.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have to.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like a Coffin and Lynd became an STD.

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Speaker 1: I'd no, oh, that sounds like a going oak.

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Speaker 3: I got Coffin and Lynd.

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Speaker 2: You got the lind Oh yeah, they were just you.

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Speaker 5: Got the link gone, yeah, you got the k Like

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Speaker 5: the executives over at seven eleven, they're on the phone

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Speaker 5: with al Qaida and they're like, could you move it

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Speaker 5: to September? If if you do it in July, it's

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Speaker 5: gonna be bad for us. Can you do it in September?

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Speaker 5: I think I got him the bumpet.

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Speaker 3: What cuts me up is when somebody, oh, I got news.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited about this one. This is, this is I

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Speaker 3: haven't told anybody this. I got contacted by the nine

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Speaker 3: to eleven museum, okay, and they want to put one

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Speaker 3: of my books in the museum. They want to blow

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Speaker 3: up the art work.

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I want to blow up and nine to eleven museum.

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Speaker 3: Jim, Yeah, you know what I mean. But eleven nine

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Speaker 3: to eleven, I did a book called nine to eleven,

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Speaker 3: and I loved it. I knew it was going to sell.

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Speaker 3: I knew it wasn't going to go anywhere because nobody

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Speaker 3: real comic books they said nine to eleven, but they

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Speaker 3: didn't really deal with it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they can be like hey Avengers, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 4: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: There are so many great lines of that movie, you know,

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Speaker 3: And for me to go on the road alone, I

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Speaker 3: It was It was an unbelievable experience. You guys have

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Speaker 1: And I was like, man, there you go.

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Speaker 2: You know what we do, Jeff, We pick out a

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Speaker 5: That's what we do, man, because I give kids the world.

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Speaker 5: I was like, hey, buddy, that's a good comic book.

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Speaker 4: It's really cool. You know what I'm going to do.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to hang that in my nine to eleven museum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeahs dag Yeah, you gonna be okay, kid.

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Speaker 5: Hey, they wouldn't pump you with all these chemicals if

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Speaker 1: Jeff to Batman Coffin.

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Speaker 2: Now, Jeff says he gets inundated by a bunch of

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Speaker 1: There's always getting these ads that will pop up.

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Speaker 2: But you saw one ad and it prompted you to

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Speaker 1: Now, what did you see and what did you buy?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've been sick for about two three weeks and

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Speaker 3: I've had something in my nostrils a whole for three

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Speaker 3: ordered this product called nasal Fresh, and it's just it's

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Speaker 4: In some piers.

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Speaker 5: He put that in and he was like, you know

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Speaker 5: what I do want to protest some stuff.

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Speaker 4: I'm not paying taxes. I'm stolen land. The salon color

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Speaker 4: blue would look best on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, tikish blue.

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Speaker 3: We're going full easter. And but it was I said, okay,

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Speaker 3: now that I did this, let's make a video, you know,

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Speaker 3: because I had the studio, I said, let's test this out.

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Speaker 3: And Dave, Dave Love, who's my producer. He can't wait

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Speaker 3: to do something that I'll look bad at. And it

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Speaker 3: was brutal great, take you about a minute to figure

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Speaker 3: it out. I stuffed this thing in. There's a little

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Speaker 3: power thing on it. I push it. I don't know

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Speaker 3: where this liquid was supposed to go, but it went everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Cut the clip right there. I stuck this thing in.

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Speaker 5: I pushed it in, I hit the power button. I

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Speaker 3: Yes, I felt like I was a thirteen year old boy.

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Speaker 1: Again. Yeah it was.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't great.

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Speaker 4: Leave the part in.

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Speaker 1: Leave that wow? Yeah, no, scout faster.

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Speaker 3: And it takes me like a minute to figure it out.

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Speaker 3: And what I'm covering everywhere? And Dave's loving this, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: no kidding.

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Speaker 5: Keep that, keep that all in. Yeah, I'm covering it

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Speaker 5: all this Dave's loving it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it actually worked. And actually, after I

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Speaker 3: I'm breathing again. It was over, and they the commercials

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Speaker 3: are terrible because they show like it's filthy water and everything.

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Speaker 3: It's not fair if it's filthy. You know, I'm a

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Speaker 3: cheap I'm a chimney sweep. You know, let's be honest

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Speaker 4: It's me, my whole life. I love Miss Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to get black lung and dark like

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Speaker 5: my grandfather at fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Basic chip chip chip chipmity.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think about that. We shot this thing and

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Speaker 3: it just aired today and suddenly I'm getting messaged from everybody.

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Speaker 3: Does this really work? Does this really work?

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Speaker 1: Are you screwing with us?

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Speaker 3: And I didn't realize so many people have problems with

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Speaker 2: So now you are the official expert when it comes

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Speaker 2: to sinus on the sponsage.

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Speaker 3: I'm the new sponsor for Fresh you know, I'm their

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Speaker 1: Now you go, sus See Jeff Kaufman.

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Speaker 3: Trusted jew. They got the nose for it, right that funny.

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Speaker 5: We wanted to make some posters about this, and then

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Speaker 4: We scrapped them.

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Speaker 1: We got well with it.

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Speaker 5: We don't feel good about anything we made, and we

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Speaker 3: I like that guy after the show.

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Speaker 1: You didn't look jewy.

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Speaker 3: Enough, so I can't be the Oh my god, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It does happen. Bro.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you got a product actually work, because

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Speaker 2: To remember the ab roller, the thing you oh bros,

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Speaker 1: That, bro. Do you remember the thing that Suzanne Thumbers

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Speaker 5: Do you guys remember they were these like to me,

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Speaker 5: it reminds me of like an electric blanket, but you

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Speaker 5: were supposed to wrap it around you. You're supposed to

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Speaker 5: stimulate your muscles and then you would. Eric Yates shout

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Speaker 5: out to my homeboy, Eric Yates. He ain't he ain't

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Speaker 5: around no more. But uh uh, you know he always

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Speaker 4: One of the reasons he ain't around no more.

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Speaker 1: But he.

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Speaker 5: Was gonna wear this thing all summer so that his

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Speaker 1: It gave me crabs. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I were ankleweights for like a week and a half

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Speaker 4: When I take this off, Yeah, there's nothing nothing.

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Speaker 5: My feet just were weird because it's sweaty yea athlete.

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Speaker 4: Forget athlete dangle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but everybody fell for this one. We all owned

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Speaker 5: Oh, bro, it's it's you want to dry out a

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Speaker 5: piece of chicken. I got your Claire watch. All the

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Speaker 5: jew just come driven out. Oh you know that delicious

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Speaker 5: our jew. Yeah, let's dump that. Yeah, I'm George Foreman.

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Speaker 5: Look me in the eyes and believe that I don't

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Speaker 1: I love it. Hey, where's the off switch? Oh that's

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Speaker 1: the great part player there is. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You ever see a hot plate? Yeah? What if it

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Speaker 3: Are those men to lend choppers? How many people lost

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Speaker 3: their fingers to that thing?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, I can't fingerprint me in anymore because

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Speaker 4: You know what.

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Speaker 5: I have my George Foreman for though to this day

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Speaker 5: now it was my Panini press.

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Speaker 1: There you go there.

448
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Speaker 3: But to me is something that worked. They used to

449
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Speaker 3: have this product called mister Microphone, and you used to

450
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Speaker 3: be it worked in between the radio stations. Yeah, when

451
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Speaker 3: the radio in between the radio where there's no signal,

452
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Speaker 3: that's where your microphone worked. And they worked. Man, it

453
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Speaker 3: was staticky, but it was it was fun.

454
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Speaker 1: You were on the radio that Oh my god, Yes,

455
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Speaker 1: that was weird. Man. What's that one little gadget they had?

456
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Speaker 2: You could plug it into your lighter in your car,

457
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Speaker 2: turn your radio to it and you can listen to It's.

458
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Speaker 3: Like a Bluetooth Bluetooth.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the original.

460
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Speaker 3: Was, Bluetooth before Bluetooth exists.

461
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Speaker 1: It was. It was bootleg.

462
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Speaker 2: It was terrible, bro terribly that Bluetooth was missing a

463
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Speaker 2: tooth like it was real like Jackie K.

464
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was teeth some of it.

465
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

466
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Speaker 3: Detectoris remember radar detectives.

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Speaker 4: He used to be.

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Speaker 5: Yea anywhere you'd be driving. It turned you into like

469
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Speaker 5: a fighter pilot.

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Speaker 4: People, I got tone, Where is he?

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Speaker 7: Where is he? I'm going to try to lose? Oh

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Speaker 7: goose swear?

473
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Speaker 4: Are they?

474
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Speaker 2: I love how now you can get devices that are

475
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Speaker 2: snitches for you, man like using ways. Ways they'll tell

476
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Speaker 2: you a man listen player up here about two miles

477
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Speaker 2: as a cop on the right trying to give out tickets.

478
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Speaker 3: Man, dude, I had this thing. It's it's it's called

479
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Speaker 3: it's called Friendly, and it breaks down everything you say.

480
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Speaker 3: It's AI, so it records everything you say, it compiles it,

481
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Speaker 3: then it breaks it down into what it thinks that

482
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Speaker 3: you were having a conversation about. You mean, like to

483
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Speaker 3: re write it for you. Yeah, And when I tell

484
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Speaker 3: you how good it is, AI is scary? How perfect

485
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Speaker 3: is Jeff was having a conversation about his marketing, but

486
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Speaker 3: he wasn't happy with and it's disgusting. Yes, I have

487
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Speaker 3: a market You.

488
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Speaker 5: And Jeff were having a conversation about where you were

489
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Speaker 5: got to go to dinner, and Jeff was realizing he

490
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Speaker 5: hates the tone of your voice.

491
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Speaker 4: I said it friendly.

492
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Speaker 5: I didn't say that by the way he was breathing,

493
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 5: you could tell that the circadian rhythms of his brain

494
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 5: were mentioning that he hates your voice. This is because

495
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Speaker 5: you answered incorrectly on the Alexa robot question.

496
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Speaker 1: Wow, it's Alexa and Friendly together.

497
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Speaker 3: There you go. They're all ahead, They're all on it.

498
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Speaker 2: I will tell you though, when I'm writing an email

499
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Speaker 2: in Gmail now, it gives me that option you want

500
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Speaker 2: us to rewrite this for you, and it rewrites it beautiful,

501
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: like I got Mark Twain doing my emails now, Broa.

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Speaker 5: I do not think that the TGI Fridays on eleven

503
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Speaker 5: coot Drive would find themselves in less than the precarious

504
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Speaker 5: the situation if they decided up to honor the multirealistics

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Speaker 5: that me and my beloved and betrothed wat You're like, God.

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Speaker 4: Damn man, you just.

507
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Speaker 3: Fog horn leghorn.

508
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Speaker 2: I'm using AI now with my Gmail. I said it

509
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Speaker 2: to Mark Twain, but it's real liberal with the N word,

510
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Speaker 2: like because.

511
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Speaker 5: Mark Twain he wants you to understand satire people satire.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you you received you received bad chatgy bt though,

513
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Speaker 3: I have guys who send me stuff and I'm going,

514
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Speaker 3: how did you write this?

515
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Speaker 4: And the first real good lawyer. I see that dong.

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Speaker 5: Yep, did you read this? You have my bad sentence.

517
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Speaker 5: Craig will do good with words. Craig left.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, Craig's a different kind of lawyer.

519
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Speaker 2: You know how I know if you go inside Craig's office,

520
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Speaker 2: you tell me if I'm lying. Jeff, there's a samurai

521
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Speaker 2: sword and a battle axe in his office, bro, Like,

522
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Speaker 2: that's how he solves cases.

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Speaker 3: Shields Craig.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Craig will have you beat a dui case because

525
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Speaker 5: the middle of the case you would be like, you

526
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Speaker 5: think my client couldn't drive because you said he has

527
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Speaker 5: sixteen shots and tequila. Well, I drank a bottle of

528
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Speaker 5: wild turkey before this case.

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Speaker 4: I'm lawyer and just fun.

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Speaker 1: Sir. You don't you don't have a shirt on. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell.

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Speaker 5: You one more time, bailiff, you don't pull that gun

533
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Speaker 5: on me. Jeff, come get me. I got a problem

534
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Speaker 5: with during number six. Why he don't lift bro.

535
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Speaker 4: Come get me.

536
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Speaker 1: That's the funniest part. Jeff, come get me.

537
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Speaker 4: Jeff, come get me. They gonna put me in contempt together.

538
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Speaker 4: I'll go to my usual self. Thank you, your honor.

539
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Speaker 3: I don't walk into criminal courts anymore, because that's that's

540
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Speaker 3: where I started. But every once in a while somebody

541
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Speaker 3: will say, hey, Jeff, I got emergency. Jeff, I'm in

542
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Speaker 3: there right now. Could you come in with me? I said, no, no,

543
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Speaker 3: I can't go in here. And I sit there and

544
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Speaker 3: the judges stares at me the whole time, going I

545
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Speaker 3: dare you stand up?

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Speaker 1: I dare you? I no, no, I don't need.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever been held have you ever been held

548
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Speaker 4: in contempt? And had to go to jail.

549
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Speaker 3: I had a judge say to me, because I should

550
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 3: have gone a bunch of times, but I had to

551
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 3: judge say to me, mister coffin, you know how close

552
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Speaker 3: I am to putting you in jail. And I said

553
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Speaker 3: to him, I said, do you know what you would

554
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 3: do for my month if you stuck me in jail?

555
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

556
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

557
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: And his face he looked at me, goes, what do

558
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 3: you mean? I said, you're gonna put me in potential clients?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

560
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was and he waved me off. He

561
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Speaker 3: just did one of these. And he told me, like

562
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Speaker 3: four years later, he goes, because I wasn't I was

563
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Speaker 3: out of criminal and he said, I went to a

564
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Speaker 3: judicial conference and told them what you said to me

565
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 3: on the bench. He goes every judge there lost their mind. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that is the funniest thing that I've ever heard, because

567
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: he was so right. I would never stick an attorney

568
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Speaker 3: in a place that he wanted to be.

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Speaker 5: I'd flip out if my if my attorney got held

570
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Speaker 5: in contempt, I'd be like, hey, playing real quick. I

571
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 5: thought we were trying to keep me out of jail.

572
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Speaker 5: In that going to jail, you weren't even on trial.

573
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Speaker 4: Player.

574
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Speaker 5: I do not feel good about this.

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Speaker 3: There's a huge line between passion and disrespect, and a

576
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Speaker 3: lot of attorneys I know.

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00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: Irish don't care.

578
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can tell you right now that's I

580
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 3: know what attorney who cares and one who doesn't. And eventually,

581
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: when a judge is ruling a certain way, if he

582
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 3: thinks you don't care, he's going to keep doing it.

583
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Speaker 1: So you do have to. You gotta press your luck

584
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Speaker 1: a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't call it press.

586
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

587
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Speaker 3: I think when you're fighting and you're in the middle

588
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Speaker 3: of it, it's like it's like, you know, anytime you're

589
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: in a physical fight and you go, well, I hit

590
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 3: him twice instead of once. You weren't thinking about it.

591
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: You were just going for the win.

592
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: God.

593
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 3: Now there's a difference between when I know I'm being

594
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Speaker 3: disrespectful to a judge, Like I see like this guy,

595
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 3: uh this this attorney got up and kept telling the

596
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Speaker 3: judge whatever, and they arrested the dude, and he goes,

597
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: I need a female judge. He goes, I need a

598
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 3: female officer to uh take me in because he was

599
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: trans And I'm thinking myself, you don't get to pick

600
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Speaker 3: the person who's putting handcuffs on you.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you do, just not in court. Every other

602
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 5: time you do you get.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a huge difference between being disrespectful to

604
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Speaker 3: a judge and fighting hard for a client.

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00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 5: If my attorney got held in contempt and then the

606
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 5: next morning he had to go see the judge, I'd

607
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 5: be standing there in.

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Speaker 4: A suit and be like, I got you, player, Yeah,

609
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 4: I got you. We're gonna see how will I.

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Speaker 5: Do because you got thrown in jail yesterday and you

611
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 5: weren't even on trial.

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Speaker 4: As I get fired on your day off.

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Speaker 3: He sometimes a jury has to hate you more than

614
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: they hate your client, you know, and you don't know

615
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 3: what that's like. If they looking at your client and

616
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: they hate him, you got it. You got to turn

617
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 3: that hate somewhere else.

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Speaker 4: So I got an idea.

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Speaker 3: Times it's just because Sometimes it's just because of his color.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when I say that, it's more of one of

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Speaker 5: the ones we use, the Gypsies or something.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, wait a minute. On that note, we'll be

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Speaker 1: right back with more of this hilarity. Real Labs, Real Radio.

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Speaker 6: What a boy.

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Speaker 2: keep this going for another ten uh.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that, Miguel, I.

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Speaker 2: Wanted to talk about the fact that, yeah, in another

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Speaker 2: month it'll be ten years. It will be on the

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Speaker 2: air on Real Radio. Real Last has been around. Personal personally,

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Speaker 2: I want to thank mister Devin see Bowl for starting

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Speaker 2: all this. Man. Shout out to Devin doing what he's

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Speaker 2: doing out there. But Bro, we've had some great moments

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Speaker 2: over the years, and I just I think you have

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Speaker 2: some that you you remember. I think I have some

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Speaker 2: that we can't talk about on air, some bind the

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Speaker 2: s and stuff. Can I tell you one of my

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Speaker 2: favorite ones, man favor It's my favorite, not because it

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Speaker 2: was such a well received episode, but it stirred so

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Speaker 2: much controversy. People were angry. They were like, how could

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Speaker 2: you give this guy a platform? How can you entertain

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Speaker 2: this gentleman? And I'm like, bro, it was great.

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Speaker 3: He's paying the bills. That's how come.

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Speaker 1: The bills close? Close?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: No, Back in the day, there was this h It

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Speaker 2: was a show on TV called Sanford What is it

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Speaker 2: called something in sons now one's Stanford and Son. There

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Speaker 2: was a comedian that was on that show and he

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Speaker 2: was honest, he's a rising star. He was doing very well.

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Speaker 2: He was on a TV show and uh, for some reason,

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Speaker 2: he started doing commentary on social media as a white comic,

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Speaker 2: saying why it's unfair that he can't say the N

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Speaker 2: word when he wants to.

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Speaker 3: Well, that was everything, Oh in Benjamin, that's right.

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00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 5: Hey, when we had Owen Benjamin and here's the funny

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00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 5: thing too, Jeff, Uh, the whole buzz was going around

670
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 5: like Devin and James were like, we're gonna have Owen

671
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 5: Benjamin on, and you know, he's a white comedian and

672
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 5: he doesn't understand why he can't say the N word.

673
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 4: He wants to talk about that. The whole time.

674
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 5: I was confused, Oh, begament with Gary Owen, and I

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00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 5: was like, I mean he could say it once, you know, really,

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00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 5: Gary on, no get one.

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00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 4: God, nobody loves anybody anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 4: Oh a Benjamin and guys Telvin Sons. He came on

680
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 4: and he's talking to me.

681
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: Is he white?

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00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 4: Right? He comes on?

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00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: Steve burd Ai, Yeah.

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00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 4: Oh, he's on.

685
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 5: He's talking and I'm like, bro, it's you know, like

686
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 5: I'm not here to argue if there are words that

687
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 5: in the in the in the grand scheme of life,

688
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 5: you can't say I'm talking about there's words you shouldn't

689
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 5: say because the smoke that's gonna.

690
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 4: Come with it.

691
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 5: I don't think it's worth the message you were trying

692
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 5: to get across. And we're going We're going back and forth,

693
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 5: and he goes to me, asked you a question, Miguel.

694
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 5: He's like, how come Snoop Dogg and Doctor Drage to

695
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: say it but I don't get to say it. I said, well,

696
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 5: I mean, I think people let him say it because

697
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 5: they're black. And then he goes, no, they let him

698
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 5: say it because they're liberal elitists. And I was like,

699
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 5: I don't think. I'm like Hillary Clinton gets to say it.

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00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 5: I know she does, but I don't think she gets.

701
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Speaker 4: To say it.

702
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: He was great.

703
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: My favorite thing you said to him that whole day,

704
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: Miguel was this. He looked at you and you were

705
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: going back and forth with him. I mean, we're on radio.

706
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: He was going back and forth with you, and you,

707
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: like he said to you, at some point he got frustrated.

708
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: Owen Benjamin got frustrated that he couldn't say the N word.

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00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: So he's going back and forth with Miguel, and he's like, Miguel,

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00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: give me one good reason why I can't say the

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Speaker 2: N word.

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00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: And you said, I don't know history, and I was done.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got I.

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00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 5: Got another real last moment that is one of my

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00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 5: favorite moments.

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00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 4: And I will find the audio for this. Guys.

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00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 5: We took Devin Sebel and James and his family to

718
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 5: Morton Manor the Haunted House, and we had no clue.

719
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 5: We had no clue until the moment we walked in

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Speaker 5: the house. Right before we walk in the house, Devin,

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Speaker 5: he goes, just let you guys know, I'm morbidly terrified

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Speaker 5: of hoarted houses. We're like what and with like dev

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Speaker 5: whole jokes to Devin bro the audio of devon streaming.

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Speaker 4: Devin Sebral is six' six uh maybe three hundred pounds

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Speaker 4: of not. Fat Devin sebral is just a big. Lumberjack

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Speaker 4: he ain't got no, belly he, know nothing like.

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Speaker 5: That he's just you think about a six, six three

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Speaker 5: hundred pound like strong dude who's, tall uh and just, cool.

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00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 5: Chill he's wearing like a ductail's, shirt so you, know.

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Speaker 5: Spectrum but he's just the, dude you, know and so

731
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Speaker 5: you don't expect him to walk into a haunted house

732
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 5: and start, screaming and, Guys Devin sewell in that haunted

733
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Speaker 5: house was one of my favorite real list.

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Speaker 1: Memories it wasn't a, scream like a manly.

735
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Speaker 2: Scream he actually grabbed the back of my shirt like

736
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Speaker 2: we're in prison and.

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00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: He's my fish and he's, yeah like a, Girl i'm not.

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Speaker 1: Exaggerating he know we're not part.

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Speaker 4: TWO i know we're not part.

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Speaker 1: Two that?

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Speaker 3: Thing how do we not part?

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Speaker 1: Two that?

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Speaker 3: Thing oh my, god come On halloween? Horrors we?

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Speaker 5: Canny oh, god he guys in my Phone october twenty,

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Speaker 5: fifth saved on voice notes labeled As devin is a, Bitch.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me a, Place please tell me a, Place

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Speaker 2: please tell.

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Speaker 8: Me and he's holding hands. Shoulder we can't hear. It,

749
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Speaker 8: oh we can't hear.

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Speaker 5: It go like God devin's screamsy, O.

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Speaker 1: Oh, god it was.

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Speaker 3: Blessed you need to pop that into a. Clip, Man,

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00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 3: oh we gotta have.

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00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 5: To we have to, Man oh my, god it was so.

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Speaker 3: Good but that we'll put that all on all this

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Speaker 3: educational change means, yes, girl that was a great.

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Speaker 4: TIME i GOT i got another.

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Speaker 3: One how do you go through THOSE i go through,

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Speaker 3: Those i'm. NUMB i don't look at. Anything i'm just focused.

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Speaker 3: Forward i'm not enjoying. It i'm just kind OF i

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Speaker 3: love it in a coma AS i walk through, there

762
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 3: because a MINUTE i look around it or something gets my.

763
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: Attention that's when they get.

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Speaker 5: Me no oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah by. Bye

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Speaker 5: i'll get my kids, back damn, probation and they let

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Speaker 5: me have my baby. Back they'll let me have my two.

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Speaker 5: Sons and, Hey i'll listen to them like they said

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Speaker 5: hilarious you, know, BRO i love.

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Speaker 1: IT i go to a hunted.

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00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: House, Man it's it's pure delight and joy watching people

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00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 2: be afraid because that stuff doesn't bother me all like,

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Speaker 2: that not even a little.

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Speaker 3: All she's terrified and she hide behind you or she goes.

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Speaker 2: Forward everybody hides behind. Me look how big my ass

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Speaker 2: is they got a. Choice, Yeah i'm the blocker for.

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Speaker 1: Man but you know what.

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00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: Happens the person who's immune to it doesn't get hit

784
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: because the people, there they, know they wait for you

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Speaker 3: to go by to get the second. One they never

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Speaker 3: get the first.

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Speaker 1: One, yeah you, Know.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you there is nothing greater than being in

789
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 5: a really good hearted house and having nothing but just

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00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 5: four young black males in front of.

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Speaker 4: You oh my, god this is gonna. Be this is

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Speaker 4: gonna be the.

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Speaker 1: People we show, Out we show out and we go

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Speaker 4: Guys magic is my.

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Speaker 5: Favorite, yeah shout out To Cam patterson did this great

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Speaker 5: skid where he was a street, musician a, magician a

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Speaker 5: street a black street magician who would freak out of

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Speaker 5: his own.

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Speaker 4: Tricks it was so. Good he would do a tricking

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Speaker 4: and take off running because he was.

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Speaker 1: Scared did he do that ON?

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Speaker 4: Snl, NO i did it back in the day when

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Speaker 4: he was cutting.

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Speaker 5: Skits, Man, yeah funny, man he would, run he'd run

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Speaker 5: from his own.

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Speaker 4: Tricks oh, MAN i know.

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Speaker 5: That you know what another great classic real list. Memory

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Speaker 5: Time AND i don't even know anybody, there but man

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Speaker 5: have nothing to. Do we would bring family.

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Speaker 2: Fourteen let me see you, Know, bro we had an

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Speaker 2: absolute blast out, there bro buc k about remember.

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Speaker 4: That, yeah we did that. Show we broke the crew.

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Speaker 5: Out, yeah, man remember remember also man and that you know,

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Speaker 2: Restaurant so what better way to promote your restaurant on

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Speaker 5: Yeah we got a call live From jack and he's,

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Speaker 5: make up some hush. Puppies.

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Speaker 5: Man, yeah top DOLLAR Aj francis Top dollar was there

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Speaker 5: eating deviled.

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Speaker 4: Eggs.

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Speaker 2: Oh he was having a good. Time he was bro

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Speaker 2: shout out to A. J francis, Man, oh we got in.

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Speaker 1: Trouble we got a, CALL i got an.

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Speaker 2: Email, yeah y'all Can AND i Told, JACK i guess

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Speaker 5: YEAH i was, Like, jack why do you bringing this

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Speaker 5: like y'all don't answer your. Emails i'm, like, yeah that's pretty, Convenient,

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Speaker 4: Convenient oh my, god that was.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious oh good.

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Speaker 4: Telling one.

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Speaker 5: Time one, time, man we Had natty From Natty's, seafood

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Speaker 5: came in and brought us a whole seafood. Boil jeff

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Speaker 5: and we had a seafood boil in, studio lobster.

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Speaker 4: Cress just oh my. God we threw the garbage. Away

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Speaker 4: we forgot.

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Speaker 5: That you, know it's gonna be over the weekend as we're,

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Speaker 5: recording and so a Seafood boil stayed in the garbage

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Speaker 5: would stop recording by, seven and then we'd have to

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Speaker 5: hang out in the studio for another hour and a

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Speaker 5: half because we were so.

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Speaker 4: Drunk oh my, god, chill and then this is what

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Speaker 4: we would. DO i tell you what we're gonna.

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Speaker 5: Do we're gonna call one of our restaurants to come

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Speaker 5: over and bring some, food and we're gonna sober. Up.

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Speaker 1: Guys we Did we did all. That oh my, God

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Speaker 1: oh good.

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00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 2: Time one of my favorite episodes had to be one

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00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,479
Speaker 2: of our most famous baby, dropbox where you can drop

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00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: off your baby at a fire station in an actual drop,

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Speaker 2: box like at the, bank because that's the humane thing to.

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Speaker 5: has a bell or, something because you just walk away

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Speaker 5: for a few how you come, back there's his ants

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Speaker 5: all on the. Wall oh damn. It y'all to check

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Speaker 5: the drop. Off you know that raccoon likes to crawl

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Speaker 5: in there. Too your baby's getting hit with box. Movies

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Speaker 5: baby off at the red C oh, god, damn hold,

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Speaker 5: UP i gotta.

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Speaker 1: Go, yep hey, man thank you guys so.

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Speaker 2: Much before we, GO i want to make SURE i

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00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: give everybody an opportunity to say where they're going to

914
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: be performing THIS weeknd so everybody can come out and support.

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00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: Them, jeff let's start with, you Mister. Coffee where are

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Speaker 1: you gonna?

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Speaker 5: Be?

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Speaker 3: Sir saturday? MORNING i got under oath and our guest

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Speaker 3: and she was in that Show benson for a bunch

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Speaker 3: Day big day For, orlando The Orlando pirates On Easter

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Speaker 3: sunday at four p.

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Speaker 3: Center watch players hit the, wall watch me do a coin.

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Speaker 1: Flip i'm.

927
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 2: Excited if you play football on you are doing The lord's.

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Speaker 1: Work.

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Speaker 2: Yep And, miguel where you're gonna be this. Weekend, brother this,

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Speaker 2: Weekend i'm.

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Speaker 5: Nowhere next week on the, NINTH i will be In,

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Speaker 5: Austin texas At Sunset. Strip tenth and, ELEVENTH i will

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Speaker 5: be At hyenas In Dallas Fort. Worth the, TWELFTH i

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Speaker 5: will be over at The mothership In, Austin. Texas and

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Speaker 5: on the, EIGHTEENTH i will be With Jeff kaufman And

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00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 5: Eddie sass performing At haul's On Fifth Street Eddie Sass's.

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Speaker 4: Room i'll be Headlining, Saturday.

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Speaker 5: April, eighteenth eight thirty Pm Eddie Sassin's Comedy night host

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Speaker 5: Of Mighty staff Featuring Jeff kaufin.

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Speaker 4: With Marty chaplin And Miguel colonna's your. Headliner oh can't, wait.

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00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 1: Man y'all definitely go check that show.

942
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: Out, SATURDAY i will be back In eustace at The

943
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 2: Hideaway Performing Arts center For darius Aka house Of. Laughter

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be, Me Aunts rant And Carmen. Lalone you

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Speaker 2: Know Carmen malone from his Dry.

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Speaker 1: Bar, Special so come check that.

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Speaker 2: Out just go to my social media for. Tickets it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be a great, show. GUYS i can't wait to

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Speaker 2: see you. All thank you for listening this entire. Week,

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00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 2: Guys we appreciate and love. You this is, real lives

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Speaker 2: on behalf of. Myself James john our official, Sponsor jeff To,

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Speaker 2: Batman kaufman And Miguel.

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Speaker 1: Cologne don't you forget To. Junior he knows who his dad.

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Speaker 1: Is thank. Y'all we'll see you next. Week We miguel

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Speaker 1: tell him what to.

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Speaker 4: Do take your ass to. Bed we, out