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Speaker 4: were talking about Krispy Kreman, are they falling on hard times? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: And their stock is way down the stocks I just.

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Speaker 4: Read something about like Krispy Kreme may not survive. People

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Speaker 7: I think they'll still always be around, but the popularity

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Speaker 7: has a dude obliterated.

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Speaker 4: Well, apparently they are in such an operating hole. First

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Speaker 4: of all, hole because they they tried all these different

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Speaker 4: see them in the grocery stores and to check out. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and they got away from and this is where people

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Speaker 4: screw up a lot of times. They get away from

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Speaker 4: the core of what they do, which was great. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: which was these stores and the hot doughnut sign that

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Speaker 4: was flashing. We still did that. No, they did that,

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Speaker 4: but I'm saying they got away from that. And when

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Speaker 4: fell apart because they added all these extra costs and things.

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Speaker 4: I just don't, you know, and.

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Speaker 8: It kind of waters down the brand, the urgency, the

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Speaker 4: There's a whole big article about how it was. It

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Speaker 4: for them, and they may not survive it. They may

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Speaker 4: be in a nosetive greg that they can't pull out.

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Speaker 4: They've been mad.

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Speaker 9: Mid they've have been and the worship because of that,

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Speaker 9: don't worship light. There's so much worship. Give me a break.

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Speaker 6: They're good in the store, but at the grocery store,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I wouldn't. It wouldn't occur to.

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Speaker 4: Me to get the I mean, I think there used

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Speaker 9: Because when you have somebody like the men who say, yeah,

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Speaker 9: are they good? Sure their donuts, how can they be bad?

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Speaker 9: But then they say, oh, you gotta get the hot.

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Speaker 9: When they're hot and they're glad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like to me, it's like saying, okay,

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Speaker 4: you have you can have this fresh baked chocolate chip cookie,

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Speaker 4: that that's what caused the worship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Like I like though they feel like they're just

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Speaker 7: I don't worship, but I think it's just liquid sugar.

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Speaker 7: But here's another thing that I heard some people talking

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Speaker 7: you know, like you know you go there for donuts,

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Speaker 10: You lived across from a Duncan And I never bought

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Speaker 10: There's so many of those shops around all kinds of cities.

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Speaker 10: My favorite part about that is our customers demanded this change.

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Speaker 10: Then three days later when they did it, they're like,

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Speaker 4: What radio stations say all the time, anytime they change

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Speaker 10: Some stupid manager I had an idea and it sucked.

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Speaker 4: The change was part of a seven hundred million dollars

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Speaker 4: I do like Cracker Barrel. It's always a good meal too. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and that store, man, you can get the Buckeyes, you

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Speaker 4: I'm in Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent

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Speaker 4: All right, welcome back, yea. It is Thursday, October the

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Speaker 4: twenty third. Today's National iPod Day. Perfect for a throwback Thursday.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the iPod sure love the iPod menace. Its

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Speaker 4: National croc Day. Although is that the kroc as in

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Speaker 4: the footwear or kroc as in crocodile? Dial interesting, probably crocodile.

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Speaker 7: what do you mean? What does it mean? It's you

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Speaker 4: Uh oh. We were talking about Duncan and some of

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Speaker 4: it's a National Boston Cream Pie Day. It's a National

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Speaker 4: paralegal Day. Sure, this is exciting. It's a national slap

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Speaker 4: your co worker day, power slap? Yeah, what do you show?

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Speaker 6: I mean we've been pitching this in meetings and today's today.

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Speaker 4: What's happening in the world of entertainment.

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Speaker 7: Well, Jennifer Aniston revealed what she asked for after Friends

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Speaker 8: So why did it take so long to figure that out?

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Speaker 7: To make it cheaper to make movies in California?

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Speaker 8: I don't know what I mean, Like everybody left, everybody

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Speaker 7: But it's just like now all these yes, they've been

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Speaker 7: Are they gonna come back?

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Speaker 7: I mean, I mean, fifty three million dollars is a

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Speaker 7: All right, A judge has thrown out for the second time.

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Speaker 7: For the very first time.

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Speaker 4: You thought it was hilarious.

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Speaker 7: I was like, ew gross.

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Speaker 4: You were like, ooh gross, or you thought because you

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Speaker 7: I grew into and it's adult wieners that are hilarious. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: You brought up that thing called penis amnesia, which is

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Speaker 4: He's wearing a bathing suit of horse. So how distraught

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Speaker 4: We'll start with your celebrity birthdays. Ryan Reynolds is forty

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Speaker 4: of entertainment here on the Woodies Show, Welbo Mac a

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Speaker 4: Throwback Thursday. It is the Woody Show. Got the phones open?

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Speaker 4: you are and listening to the Woodies Show this morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: on a throwback Thursday topic. You know, technology, it's changed

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Speaker 4: worry about doing now. These are some things, some nineties

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Speaker 4: things that people did that we don't have to do now,

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Speaker 4: like get off the phone so somebody could use it.

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Speaker 4: That was always a thing, or like you couldn't be

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Speaker 4: I don't even remember the last time I saw a

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Speaker 4: are they still like the little egg eggs? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Stand in line to buy tickets for anything?

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Speaker 8: I kind of miss that.

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Speaker 6: I miss physical ticket?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, me too, saved the stub up to the window.

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Speaker 7: I slightly think that's going to come back a little

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Speaker 7: who says that they physical tickets? Somebody can't just like

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Speaker 10: that that doesn't seem that that'll seem right.

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Speaker 7: I want to stay off the grid.

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Speaker 4: Things people did back in the nineties, they don't do now,

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Speaker 4: Or even more so now they have these smartboards, which

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty neat printing off driving directions like quest.

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Speaker 4: somebody in the office who worked or lived in that

434
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Speaker 4: area before, or you know, when map quest came around,

435
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Speaker 4: then you start printing that stuff off and you're like, wow,

436
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Speaker 4: this is awesome, this is the future. And then came garment.

437
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Speaker 4: No more getting up to change the channel or prying.

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Speaker 4: Uh oh yeah, dude, what about the uh typing out

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Speaker 4: essays and work documents using a library or just like

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Speaker 4: a shared computer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you have a word process or you're.

442
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Speaker 4: Lucky rewinding VHS tapes we had a rewinder cutting out coupons.

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Speaker 8: I do that cut them out.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: They made for my grocery store right on, and they're

446
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Speaker 6: custom for the things I buy. So it's like, why

447
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Speaker 6: would I not save a couple of books lucky?

448
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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Do people still do?

450
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Speaker 4: Do stores still do double coupons?

451
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Speaker 6: What does that mean?

452
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Speaker 4: It means like.

453
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Speaker 8: Certain days of the week, it's like it's I guess.

454
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Speaker 6: There's deals like Fridays, there's more points that you can get.

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Speaker 4: I thought they got rid of all the cup I

456
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Speaker 4: thought it was just like you had the Shopper's Advantage

457
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Speaker 4: card or whatever. The hell.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's all that stuff that you throw away in

459
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Speaker 7: the mail.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, go through it.

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Speaker 4: But they really cracked down on the coupons ever since

462
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Speaker 4: Extreme Coupon and came out and everyone found out about it.

463
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Speaker 8: Like you can't really double up the way you used

464
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Speaker 8: to be able to do.

465
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Speaker 4: And some of the people in the nineties doing this stuff.

466
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Speaker 4: Greg probably still does this. Licking stamps and using envelopes.

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Speaker 6: I do I do it.

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Speaker 4: I don't lick them. I buy the forever ones that

469
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Speaker 4: are stickers.

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Speaker 8: You lick the envelope, I don't.

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Speaker 4: How else would you close it, I like it and

472
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Speaker 4: tape it. The bitch be trippings. I was going through

473
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Speaker 4: that whole phase where I was cleaning out different areas

474
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Speaker 4: of the house, right, and I had all this stuff.

475
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Speaker 4: I set it aside. I'm like, this can it doesn't

476
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Speaker 4: belong here, but does belong somewhere else. And so my

477
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 4: wife comes in. She goes, oh, you're getting rid of

478
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Speaker 4: all this stuff. I go, no, no, no, we can use these.

479
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Speaker 4: She goes, well, these are old and there were stamps.

480
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Speaker 4: I go, they're called forever stamps.

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Speaker 3: The name.

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Speaker 4: I go, yeah, so like they don't expire, Like we

483
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Speaker 4: can hold onto these for fifty years. And let's just say,

484
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Speaker 4: in fifty years from now, if we're alive and we

485
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Speaker 4: want to mail something, and if the mail is still

486
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Speaker 4: a thing, you could put this on it and they

487
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Speaker 4: will send it. They go back, yeah, oh, oh okay.

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Speaker 10: She she just loves to buy and then throw things away,

489
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Speaker 10: like she's like she needs to keep keep things coming yeah,

490
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Speaker 10: keep things going out.

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Speaker 4: We went through a while there where it's like getting

492
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Speaker 4: rid of things that we would still use, but I

493
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Speaker 4: get things that you don't use. But I go, hey,

494
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Speaker 4: where's the you know, like the thing that like cores

495
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Speaker 4: the like an Apple Corp. We have those, And I go,

496
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Speaker 4: whatever happened to?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

498
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Speaker 4: I threw that away? I watch I never I never

499
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Speaker 4: used Oh you never use it? Throw it away? Yeah,

500
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Speaker 4: And so I went out and I bought another one

501
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Speaker 4: because I used it. The kids would use.

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Speaker 9: It, so well, yeah, I don't use It's like throwing

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Speaker 9: things away just to like, I don't get it.

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Speaker 4: I don't just used every last kitchen gadget. Right, That's

505
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Speaker 4: what I said. We have plenty of that. We don't

506
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Speaker 4: use that away, right. Is this the woman who bought

507
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Speaker 4: the microwave s'mores maker? Uh? No, I want that though. No,

508
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Speaker 4: she didn't buy a MiG you were. She was telling

509
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Speaker 4: us something about something she bought where you like, you know,

510
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Speaker 4: crackers in No. My uh, my friend Tony that we

511
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Speaker 4: talked about quite he bought that case of dia maker

512
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Speaker 4: my parents. By the way. Yeah, yeah, it looks like

513
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Speaker 4: a George Foreman kind of.

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Speaker 7: They get those lines in the.

515
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Speaker 4: Dammit, you need something to like you can trace with

516
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Speaker 4: the knife where to cut a case of Yeah, eight

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Speaker 4: seven seven forty four. Wood sent us a text over

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Speaker 4: to two two nine eighty seven.

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Speaker 7: You are here.

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Speaker 4: Now and we are into another new hour insensitivity training

521
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Speaker 4: for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here,

522
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Speaker 4: going us see your valuable time today. I'm WOODI. That

523
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Speaker 4: is Greg Gory all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a

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Speaker 4: menace her birthday month boy. Yes, Uh, there's Morgan. She's

525
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Speaker 4: our associate producer, Sammy, you're gonna turn your micro on here, Morgan,

526
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Speaker 4: hold on, Hell, there we go, executive producer. There's Gina Grant.

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Speaker 4: So we got sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven

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Speaker 4: seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a text

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Speaker 4: over to two two nine eighty seven email email at

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Speaker 4: the woodieshow dot com, which is where this whole conversation started. Recently,

531
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Speaker 4: we had that email Gabriella, I think it was the

532
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Speaker 4: mom and she had that situation with her her son

533
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Speaker 4: got busted with a burner phone and it turns out

534
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Speaker 4: that it was purchased by the mother of the girl

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Speaker 4: of the girlfriend that they were trying to keep him

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Speaker 4: away from me and sneaking out of the house and

537
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Speaker 4: doing the whole thing. Yeah, So she's like kind of

538
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Speaker 4: at her wits end, not sure what to do, was

539
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Speaker 4: asking for some advice and listeners had a lot of

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Speaker 4: good advice, one of which was to you know, get

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Speaker 4: the cops involved corruption of a minor and dangerment was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: in the middle of the night, she's like ubering him

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Speaker 4: to It's the the girlfriends keeping out your own daughter,

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Speaker 4: and it's so weird, so crazy. Anyway, we got a

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Speaker 4: lot of feedback on just in Jetta. Somebody said, restraining order,

546
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Speaker 4: you can look into something like that. It's just tough, man.

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Speaker 4: When I mean as a as a father of a

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Speaker 4: sixteen year old son, her son I believe was fifteen,

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Speaker 4: sixteen year old son, it's tough because they're independent in

550
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Speaker 4: so many ways. And I mean, this is a person

551
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Speaker 4: who's able to drive, and they're in high school and

552
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Speaker 4: while they're not adults and they're not fully developed yet,

553
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Speaker 4: they're still dumb af they are. It's it's, you know,

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Speaker 4: it's just difficult to navigate a situation. It's not as

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Speaker 4: easy as when they were like sick, right, you know,

556
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Speaker 4: and you say no and no dessert and you go

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Speaker 4: to bed early and that's that, you know, and things

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Speaker 4: like that. Anyway, so we got one of these after

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Speaker 4: hours voicemails from somebody who wanted to share their story

560
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 4: of you know, their difficult, and this is gonna make

561
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 4: your ovaries just like shrivel up and die, ladies and fellas.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna make you swear off any idea of, you know,

563
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Speaker 4: dumping one inside and trying to have a baby. Just Joe, Yeah,

564
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Speaker 4: just Joe. Nothing wrong with you know, putting in other places.

565
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Speaker 4: You don't have to put it there, you don't have

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Speaker 4: to make a baby. You can be very experimental. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So here's the after hours voicemail in response to that

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Speaker 4: listener's email story.

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Speaker 13: Hello call because I was listening to Gabrielle's story and

570
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Speaker 13: I had a daughter who was dating a boy who

571
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Speaker 13: was doing similar things. He got expelled from the school

572
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Speaker 13: they were at. He's burn her phone after I took

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Speaker 13: away all of her devices, she couldn't talk to him anymore.

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Speaker 13: She ended up trying to kill herself twice or the relationship,

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Speaker 13: and I had her put in the mental hospital. After

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Speaker 13: she came out, she's still found ways talking to him.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 13: The police were no health at all because she was

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Speaker 13: almost eighteen, so they said, oh, well she's almost eighteen,

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Speaker 13: so in a few months she's going to be able

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Speaker 13: to do what she wants anyway, which she ended up

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Speaker 13: doing it's gonna she started eighteen, she moved out within

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Speaker 13: with him. I ended up getting calls in the middle

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Speaker 13: of the night twice to go pick her up from

585
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Speaker 13: the house because they have got specifical altercations. But she

586
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Speaker 13: finally wrought.

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Speaker 12: Up with him.

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Speaker 13: That she was waving with him for almost a year

589
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Speaker 13: and didn't talk to me the entire time, expect when

590
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Speaker 13: she needed something, And she finally did break up with him,

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Speaker 13: and then she moved back home. Everything was going good.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so everything was going good to this thing. Did

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Speaker 4: it stay good? They broke up? Did it stay did

594
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Speaker 4: it stay good? No? No, no, no, no, no, okay,

595
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Speaker 4: everybody's guesses. No, all right, let's find.

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Speaker 13: Out everything was good. Then he killed himself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the boyfriend killed himself. Yeah, God, so she I

598
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Speaker 4: guess had tried a couple of times during their religions

599
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Speaker 4: because it was that good.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: And then now they break up and everything else that

602
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Speaker 4: the boyfriend ends up actually killing himself, and then his family.

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Speaker 13: Blamed her for breaking up with him and that's why

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Speaker 13: he killed himself. And then everything was okay with her

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Speaker 13: for a while, but then she got a new boyfriend

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Speaker 13: who wasn't a bad certain but she was able to

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Speaker 13: take complete controllers of the relation morphan made him believe

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Speaker 13: we were these horrible parents and this and that because

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Speaker 13: we wanted her to clean up after herself at home,

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Speaker 13: take care of her responsibility and stopped constantly disrespecting everyone

611
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Speaker 13: in the house, which is being made my husband treating

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Speaker 13: up like gardens all the time. Well, her boyfriend believed

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Speaker 13: everything she said, and then she ended up moving out again.

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Speaker 13: I haven't talked to her in office for eighteen months

615
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Speaker 13: because you ready, for people that never cared about her,

616
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Speaker 13: never should care of her, and she even had a

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Speaker 13: baby with him, and I haven't even seen my granddaughter.

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Speaker 13: So that's pretty much if they can't get the son

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Speaker 13: to start making good decisions for herself, like, that's pretty

620
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Speaker 13: much what they have the listener they were too. Therapy

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Speaker 13: didn't help, the police, DI didn't help, nothing help, and

622
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Speaker 13: nothing is still helping. And I can't even call her

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Speaker 13: and talk to her and I don't even get to

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Speaker 13: see her in Yes, So I wanted to write, you know,

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Speaker 13: from someone sorry all through this and it's still going

626
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Speaker 13: through this that accuse her, Okay, love everybody, Bye bye bye.

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Speaker 4: So that's called this is why you say, and people

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Speaker 4: you can argue with me, so you're blue in the

629
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Speaker 4: face about Wisby. You can love your kids, but you

630
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 4: can hate being a parent, And that right there, I

631
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Speaker 4: think paints it perfectly. Yeah, she loves this girl, she

632
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Speaker 4: loves her daughter, but you think she likes any of

633
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Speaker 4: that going through any of that? That's the parenting part. Aunts, uncles,

634
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Speaker 4: you don't have to deal with that stuff. You may

635
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 4: get called in to try to like intervene and have

636
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Speaker 4: a conversation, but you, as the parent, you are on

637
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Speaker 4: the line on that one for life. Right. So that's

638
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 4: why the whole idea of like you love your kids,

639
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Speaker 4: but you hate being a parent, that's what that is

640
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 4: right there.

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Speaker 6: It's that because you can do everything right as a

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Speaker 6: parent and the kid.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, does it sucks? My thing is trying to constantly

644
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Speaker 7: interact with that? Does that even help at all?

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Speaker 4: You know?

646
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Speaker 7: Does that change anything? It's not like they're gonna the

647
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 7: kid is gonna wake up one day and go, you

648
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Speaker 7: know what, mom, yesterday, You're absolutely right, I'm gonna turn

649
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Speaker 7: everything around. It just takes time and then they have

650
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Speaker 7: to realize themselves, like, hey, why am I living this way?

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Speaker 4: I don't have to. That's why I've told my son

652
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Speaker 4: a number of times. I'm like, man, I can sit

653
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: here and give you all the advice. You're either gonna

654
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 4: take it or leave it. Part of me just needn't

655
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 4: want you to go through it because you'll have to

656
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 4: experience it to really understand it. Yeah, you're not gonna

657
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 4: You're not gonna get it until you fall in your face.

658
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know this sucks.

659
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know it sucks. And your parent you want

660
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 7: to save them and you want to keep them from

661
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 7: all these bad things happening, but they might just have

662
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 7: to go through it because they're not going to listen as.

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Speaker 4: A non parent.

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Speaker 9: Here's my part that I don't understand. Lots of families

665
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 9: have a black sheep in the family, and I'm not

666
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 9: talking to somebody who's just kind of an a hole.

667
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 9: I'm talking about people who are like drug adds, destruct,

668
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 9: thieves in and out of jail, rob their own relatives,

669
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Speaker 9: you know, bad people. If that person was in my

670
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 9: life and was my kid, just because he came out

671
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 9: of my sperm, I could see myself saying, you know what,

672
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 9: I don't love you. I really could Yeah, like I

673
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 9: love you, but I don't know what it's like.

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Speaker 4: The other thing, yeah, that the other thought that comes

675
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 4: up is you know you you love them, but you

676
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 4: don't like them. Yea, I love you, but right now

677
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 4: I don't like you, and I love you only because

678
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Speaker 4: your family.

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Speaker 7: So Greg, I've noticed with people like the black sheep

680
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 7: of the family, they're always babied, They're always.

681
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 4: Everybody else and the family.

682
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, the family like does everything for them And like, dude,

683
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 7: why acting like garbage.

684
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 8: It's like there the whole family is like health hostage.

685
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate this stuff. Doesn't sound like she was

686
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 4: doing anything right as a parent. Really, it sounds like

687
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: she was doing everything she could. There was therapy, she

688
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 4: took away all the phone. She tried to keep this

689
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 4: girl away from this guy. Like that's why she related

690
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 4: so much to Gabrielle's email. That's the thing, you, it's

691
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 4: really easy to be, uh, you know, a backseat driver, right,

692
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Speaker 4: Like I would never let my kid cry in an airplane,

693
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 4: okay or in that situation, Like what are you gonna do?

694
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: That's what you should drive me crazy when you hear

695
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 4: remember the show love line. Of course, Doctor Drew and

696
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: Adam Carolla like it was always the parent's fault. From

697
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 4: doctor was always the parents. And I remember saying the

698
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 4: doctor drew at one point, I said, don't you think

699
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 4: it's possible that she's just a whore? And the parents

700
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 4: were great parents, and she tried section She's like, man,

701
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 4: this is great and she and she went all in

702
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 4: on it. I had nothing to do with the parents

703
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 4: were good parents, they taught her right and whatever. But

704
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 4: like man, she got a little taste of horror and

705
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 4: she loved it. I had nothing to do with anything

706
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 4: that the parents did or didn't do.

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Speaker 8: He wasn't buying it because he believes.

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Speaker 4: That everything there must be some type of trauma or

709
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 4: some type of addiction or some type of.

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Speaker 9: I totally disagree because one if it's a kid and

711
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 9: he's out and he finds what seabast and I call

712
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 9: creek porn, like you find a magazine by the creek

713
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 9: and that's where you learn stuff from.

714
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's your parents and bought you totally.

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Speaker 8: Yeah smut, Yeah, exactly.

716
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Speaker 4: What's that? Yeah, I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're dealing

717
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 4: with all that that that blows, but also very helpful

718
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 4: for anybody out there. I mean, you know, I take

719
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 4: comfort even knowing that you're not You're not alone in this,

720
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 4: in this struggle, in this, in this world of parenting,

721
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 4: parenting is an impossible job. Seven one four texting over

722
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 4: absolutely right. I could see myself writing people off. You

723
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 4: guys are describing my brother, says the seven one four.

724
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Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.

725
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Speaker 4: Trending news headlines coming up for you. Next, Gina Grad's

726
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Speaker 4: gonna have those eight seven, seven forty four. What is

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Speaker 4: the phone number? You can set us a text over

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Speaker 4: to two two nine eight seven More wood shows. Next,

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Speaker 4: hang on, Big, you're in here out a needy story.

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Speaker 4: Big here in the car, and he's the wires.

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Speaker 1: The Woody Show, embecile, he's our Miscole Now show.

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Speaker 4: And let's go check in with Gina Grad.

733
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Speaker 8: But we have another update with the lou jewelry heist.

734
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 8: Cops say they found traces of DNA left on the stuff,

735
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 8: like helmets and gloods of DNA.

736
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Speaker 4: Wasn't like we're going to steal this.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna line drive on right into this tiara.

738
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Speaker 4: We're so getting away with these guys. We're never gonna

739
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 4: find this. It's gonna be ruly.

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Speaker 8: Are you sure it was it?

741
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Speaker 5: You guys? If I had that kind of jewelry, yeah, absolutely.

742
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 8: Well they was going to get a match with that DNA.

743
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Speaker 8: In the meantime, the Loop director spoke to the French

744
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 8: Senate and called the museum's perimeter security a terrible failure.

745
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 8: She also said that while the internal the insight alarms

746
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 8: and cameras were fine, the external camera completely missed where

747
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 8: the thieves broke in, and she stressed that the museums

748
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Speaker 8: now committed to beefing up their security. They may even

749
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Speaker 8: add an on site police station. And she submitted a resignation,

750
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Speaker 8: but it was refused, so I guess they didn't blame her.

751
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 8: Great question. NFL can Missioner Roger Goodell held a press

752
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 8: conference at the annual Fall Owners Meeting and said the

753
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 8: league has no plans to change this year's Super Bowl

754
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 8: halftime act with Bad Bunny.

755
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 4: Did anybody think they really would know?

756
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 8: I don't think so.

757
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 7: Well.

758
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 8: Some people got all crazy about Bad Bunny performing City's

759
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 8: not American despite being from Puerto Rico, and others are

760
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 8: pissed that he sings in Spanish, but Goodell says that

761
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 8: the halftime decision every year is carefully thought through and

762
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Speaker 8: says they've never selected an artist that didn't have some

763
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Speaker 8: sort of blowback or criticism. So does everybody move on?

764
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Speaker 4: I still cannot, for the life of me, understand why

765
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Speaker 4: anybody truly cares of who performs at the half Like

766
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 4: you either like them or you don't. It's fine, it's

767
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 4: going to be something different every year. You're not gonna

768
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 4: like it every year. Uh, it's just part of the

769
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: whole thing. It's like it's before Sunday.

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Speaker 8: Well, that's the thing.

771
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Speaker 4: It's the halftime show is it's not the whole event.

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Speaker 8: Well, I have a question for hardcore football fans, and

773
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 8: I assume that's most of you. So you're watching the

774
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 8: game and it's a big deal, and then the halftime

775
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 8: show comes on, and are you are you still sitting

776
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Speaker 8: there watching it?

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Speaker 4: I watched it as a fan, like as a as

778
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 4: a fan of the game. I'm there for the game.

779
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 4: I don't care about the national anthem, who sings it.

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00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 4: I don't care about halftime stuff. If I happen to be,

781
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 4: you know, around, I'll watch it. But typically that's what

782
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 4: I'm doing my socializing, because when I'm not watching the game,

783
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 4: I'm watching the commercials and so and when the game's on.

784
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 4: I'm not socializing, that's my point.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

786
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 4: I'm watching the game.

787
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 8: Football fans who care about the.

788
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 7: Halftime show something to complain about.

789
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Speaker 8: Exactly Well, the Mega Million's jackpots still climbing after there

790
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 8: was no winner from Tuesday. One person in Illinois did

791
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 8: win a cool three million for matching all five.

792
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 4: Okay, and so much, so much, not just confetti, not

793
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: like jewel heist ribbon, but like pretty good three million

794
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 4: from the window to the wall. I'll take it so much.

795
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 4: Ribbons if I won that, you never heard, really.

796
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 5: Get it?

797
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 8: I got the image ribbon.

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00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 4: Craig and I have been making that same joke for

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Speaker 4: two decades now, yeah, twenty years. Yeah, I whipped the

800
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: ribbon out. Yeah that's hot.

801
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 8: So the jackpots now it's six hundred and eighty million.

802
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 8: That's the ninth largest spot, Yeah, in Mega Million's history.

803
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 8: If you win and take the up sum, though, don't

804
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 8: get too excited. You only get three one hundred and

805
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 8: eighteen million. And keep in mind the odds of winning

806
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 8: the jackpot are one in about three hundred million, according

807
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 8: to experts. So you're saying there's a chance, and the

808
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 8: San Francisco Giants have made history. They're the first MLB

809
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 8: team to ever name a college coach as their manager

810
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 8: with zero prior MLB experience. The Giants needed a new

811
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 8: manager decided to go with University of Tennessee baseball coach

812
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 8: Tony Battello. It's the first time that a Major League

813
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 8: baseball team is hired a coach with no big league experience,

814
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 8: but Bottello led Tennessee to a national championship two years

815
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Speaker 8: ago and says he's excited to take on the challenge,

816
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 8: feels grateful for the opportunity. You, So we'll see.

817
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: What what's the difference. I mean, every once in a

818
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 4: while they'll hire a former player, right, like a Mike Matheeni,

819
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Speaker 4: you know, the Aaron Boone. They hire these guys.

820
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Speaker 8: He knows what he's doing.

821
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's college baseball different from.

822
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Speaker 8: Are the rules different?

823
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

824
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Speaker 7: Do you go backwards?

825
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 4: I'm not sure how, But like I'd be interested to

826
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Speaker 4: know what are they paying this guy compared to what

827
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: the average salary is for a first time manager. Is

828
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Speaker 4: this kind of like what radio does or what all

829
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 4: these other industries do. They'll take somebody with less experience

830
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 4: and use that as an excuse to pay them less

831
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Speaker 4: than what you know they're paying other people in a

832
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 4: similar position.

833
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Speaker 8: Very good points, Well a few. I don't know that answer, Yeah,

834
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Speaker 8: but that does seem likely. A few weeks back, did

835
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Speaker 8: he was sentences, you know, to four years in prison

836
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Speaker 8: for charges of transportation to engage in prostitutions.

837
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Speaker 4: I know, it's still hard to hear. I know.

838
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Speaker 8: Apparently things are not going very well. According to one

839
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Speaker 8: of Diddy's friends, he just survived an alleged prison attack

840
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 8: where he allegedly woke up with a knife to his throat. Well, yeah, exactly, yeah,

841
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 8: did it?

842
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 4: Did it? Yeah? Did?

843
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 8: These lawyers can earned it, and says that a guard

844
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 8: was able to stop everything before anything even crazier went down.

845
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 8: The friend also thinks the encounter was meant to send

846
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 8: a message over an actual attempt on Didy's life, but

847
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 8: his lawyers now very worried about his safety.

848
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 4: Guys, guys, Yeah, the conspiracy theory, we would say that

849
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 4: the lawyers, the Diddy team set that up.

850
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 8: Aid someone.

851
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they can use that as an excuse

852
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 4: to say we're worried about his safety.

853
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, what's it called to commute the sentence or

854
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 8: to what is he asking Trump for?

855
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 4: I thought commute our commute was like it not expanded,

856
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 4: but like get a changed from prison time to house arrest.

857
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 8: Is that we're talking about signy. I can't think of that.

858
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Speaker 4: I don't know. Okay, well, and that's criminals.

859
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 9: I don't have a lot of totally redundant to say,

860
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 9: you're worried about his safety. Any lawyer or family member

861
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 9: or loved one is going to worry about the safety

862
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 9: of somebody behind bars.

863
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 8: Right someone you're paying to worry about your safety. We're

864
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 8: worried about the safety of the public. That's why he's

865
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 8: in there.

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Speaker 4: Exactly weird argument from someone who's such a fan.

867
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Speaker 8: She holds.

868
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: Well.

869
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 8: The folks at General Motors say they're planning to offer

870
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 8: not just hands free driving, but eyes off driving.

871
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 4: Did you see the video? I saw the headline, so

872
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 4: Our Tech corresponded here in the Woody Show, rich Demiro

873
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 4: rich on Tech. We have to schedule another segment with

874
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 4: because there's so much to catch up on. He was

875
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: just in New York where they unveiled this thing, and

876
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 4: it looks super cool. It's what Menace has been wanting.

877
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 4: So this is not hands free. This is eyes off

878
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 4: the road, so eyes off driving with this new escalade,

879
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 4: and I think it was the Hunger Games. They're they're

880
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 4: playing something on the big display in the middle of

881
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 4: the dash and they're telling you straight up you don't

882
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 4: have to watch the road. Yeah, do whatever.

883
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what has been asking for.

884
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 8: It's the escalade, i Q. That's that's the one. And

885
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 8: in the meantime, GM will be rolling out conversational AI

886
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 8: in cars starting next year using Google Gemini.

887
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 7: Oh you have a friend.

888
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

889
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 8: The goal exactly is for drivers field to plan roots,

890
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 8: text people even develop their own AI. They want to

891
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 8: develop their own AI that hones it on each driver's

892
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 8: personal habit.

893
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 7: So it's like, you love driving, buddy, because my current

894
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 7: AI is dumb as hell. Man, and the chat GBT

895
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 7: that I've been trying to use in the car, I'm like,

896
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 7: I know the answer is wrong that you're giving me,

897
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 7: and they go, oh, sorry about that, Sorry, buddy. I

898
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 7: looked into it further and you're correct.

899
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 4: But there's a whole video on rich de Muro's at

900
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 4: rich on Tech. Yeah you could. You could see the

901
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: whole thing, dude, that's awesome.

902
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do have.

903
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 4: Well, now, I was gonna remember that be a man guy.

904
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, he's like this Boston dude or whatever.

905
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 4: He had something about, oh yeah about navigation in car navigation, right,

906
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: this is pretty fun sing that avigation on your car

907
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 4: to a man's voice. Never take directions from a woman.

908
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 4: It's a stupid that.

909
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 8: Well, there's been a new discovers This is funny. New

910
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 8: discovery out in Montana signed to say they've discovered a

911
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 8: new species of dinosaur. They're calling it Bronto Thols, Harmony

912
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 8: and then harmonious. The dinos, thought to have lived seventy

913
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 8: five million years ago during the Late Crestaceous period, was

914
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 8: part of a family that menace. I gave you a

915
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 8: piece of paper. Maybe you can help us pronounce the

916
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 8: family it was part of.

917
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not too much. A six year old boy

918
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 4: would be able to say it, because the six year

919
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 4: old boys love dinosaurs.

920
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 7: We went through that right, Wow, as twenty letters. So

921
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 7: it's the pincious Sonori.

922
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 4: A Derney adorney. He got it.

923
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 8: There's any of us.

924
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 6: Patchy Seplosaurida.

925
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 8: That's very close.

926
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 4: All right, Greg, did you I haven't seen better? Uh,

927
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 4: pachy Cephala day. Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah, yeah, right,

928
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 4: sophalous absolutely syphilis.

929
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 8: It sounds like it sounds like a Harry Potter spell. Yeah,

930
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 8: it doesn't sound like English. But other things we know

931
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 8: about this guy. It seemed to have been a ten

932
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 8: foot long herbivore that walked on two legs, had a

933
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 8: big old dome shaped head. So got new datas hour

934
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 8: and that's what's going on.

935
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much. Ginograd got it, but

936
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 4: this one. Don't take medicine when you're sick. Just keep

937
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 4: on coughing and complaining about it. Be a man, Yeah,

938
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 4: my guest voice is a man. It's like an Australian man.

939
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 4: I just changed it because I was sick of the

940
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 4: serie voice lady, and so I changed it to a

941
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 4: British lady. I did. It's pretty good.

942
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 3: Somebody sneezes say, God, blush, you almost shut the up.

943
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Be a man. Yeah, it's a show.

944
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 4: So Hall of Fame Pitcher Randy Johnson remember the big units.

945
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,760
Speaker 8: Oh damn, we had the big dumper.

946
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, back in the day. He was the big unit.

947
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 4: I'd rather tall dude.

948
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 14: He uh.

949
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 4: He threw a pitch one time it hit a bird.

950
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 4: It just and the thing like exploded, and and and

951
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 4: now he's like a professional photographer. Oh yeah, he's had

952
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 4: a lot of big sporting events. I mean he's really

953
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 4: good and he's well respected within the photography world and

954
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 4: really yeah, that's what he's been doing in his retirement.

955
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 4: He also goes around signing autographs at different things, different

956
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 4: you know, uh signing events, And he did one of

957
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 4: those and one of the fans asked him to sign

958
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 4: a jersey and he denied the fan. Not because Randy

959
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 4: Johnson's dick, As a matter of fact, it's the opposite.

960
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 4: It's actually a very caring and thoughtful reason why he

961
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 4: doesn't do it. And so here he is explaining to

962
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 4: one of the fans why he won't sign jerseys for people.

963
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: Randy Johnson, one thing that I don't sign because the

964
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 3: one thing that he raised money for charities why charity

965
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 3: and some other people's charity, because there's.

966
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: Not a lot of them sloating out there. I was

967
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,959
Speaker 4: doing this way back and there's long time ago.

968
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 3: So yeah, why because's one thing. I mean, everything else

969
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: there's signed, but one thing that might raise a little

970
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 3: bit more money.

971
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 15: For a charity.

972
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's not a lot of these sign jerseys

973
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: out there with him exactly right, So he saves out

974
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 4: or he really wants to make a you know, impact

975
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 4: with the.

976
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 9: Charity, which that's when he'll only sign a jersey.

977
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 7: I hear it's impossible to get Dave Girl to sign

978
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 7: a guitar, right because he says that he's not a

979
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 7: good guitar player.

980
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, Dave, you're a great I hear.

981
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 7: He doesn't sign him, he doesn't sign him. But you

982
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 7: know who's also super into photography is mashaw Lynch.

983
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 4: Masha mashaw l Lynch.

984
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a super into it all right.

985
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: So who who does he? Who does he sound like? You? Guys?

986
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 4: I I can tell you. I know who Randy Johnson is.

987
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 4: I've known who Randy Johnson is. I don't know if

988
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 4: I ever heard him speak until this clip, Like, who

989
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 4: does he sound like? Think about it?

990
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: One thing that I don't sign because it's one of

991
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: the things that he raised money.

992
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 4: For charities, my charity charity, because there's not a lot

993
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: of them floating out there. Okay, I'm I'm kind of

994
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 4: getting a hint of two different people. Okay. One is

995
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 4: she puts the lotion in the basket. Okay, on its skin.

996
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 4: It does this whenever it's toll.

997
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 16: Mister, my family will pay cash.

998
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 6: Whatever ransom you're asking for.

999
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 4: They'll pay it.

1000
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it

1001
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: gets the hose.

1002
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 4: Agarrett, you let me go on home Press charges up

1003
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 4: put the back. I don't sign Jersey.

1004
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, you definitely sound like it was like we've blurred

1005
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 8: out their name and voice to protect their little bit.

1006
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's one like other internet clip that it

1007
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 7: sounds like, yeah, yeah, the first thing I thought of,

1008
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 7: and then dumb ass tiers like great, that's that's that's

1009
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 7: all I'm gonna hear.

1010
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 4: Now, Absolutely, yeah, it's it's dead on.

1011
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: I heard it.

1012
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 4: Apparently Dave Grohl doesn't sign anything, not just guitar.

1013
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 8: Oh really, Yeah, he thinks he's a bad everything.

1014
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 4: Well because people will just sell them. Yeah. So yeah,

1015
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 4: I get that. You're watched Silence of Land. Everybody's here

1016
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 4: seen that that movie. I took an entire college class

1017
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 4: on it. My wife just told me the other day

1018
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 4: she plans to watch it for the first time the

1019
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 4: first time between now and uh and Halloween. She's never

1020
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 4: seen it. Well, we all have that. But what's I said?

1021
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 4: I hadn't seen sixteen candles? Right, yeah, so good.

1022
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 8: Yeah she's gonna love it.

1023
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 4: I know how much you love musicals.

1024
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 8: I love musicals.

1025
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 4: How about the silence of the lamb musical?

1026
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 11: It's told.

1027
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 17: Stern gets the hose wornet Stoner's one more thing, simple little.

1028
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 4: In the baskets in the basket. All these stupid women,

1029
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 4: all the same.

1030
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 3: Helps me not to think of their RESSU man, so

1031
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 3: I call them instead of by their name.

1032
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 6: Mister, Please, no more rabise. There's no excuse.

1033
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 7: The family is probably wondering where Robbie.

1034
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: You. So your skin gets a little stuff drying of

1035
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 3: your big friend most just put on your skin.

1036
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 4: Yeah you can watch it sometimes you could check it out.

1037
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I need tickets.

1038
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, put lotion into bash is.

1039
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: One thing that I don't sign because one thing that

1040
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 3: you can raise money for charities, money on charity from

1041
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: here right.

1042
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 8: Absolutely denominated the.

1043
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 18: Fact that much of the word morons is pretty good shown.

1044
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 4: Hill out a new hour insensitivity for a politically correct world.

1045
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 4: I'm one. That's great gory. We got menaced. Good morning

1046
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 4: to you, Good morning sea Bass is here. Oh yeah,

1047
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 4: we got Sammy, we got Morgan. Phones are open eight

1048
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 4: seven seven. You can send us a text over to

1049
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 4: two to nine eight seven if you like check in

1050
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 4: with us, but we are checking in with Sea Bass.

1051
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 4: Who's got this week in audio?

1052
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 8: Via the form of our original trademark game.

1053
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 4: Who dis you'll get music from a popular known artist.

1054
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 4: You know this name? Does it have to be a musician?

1055
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 4: Could just be a celebrity of some kind, right, eh,

1056
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 4: Mike become a note?

1057
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, it's a person, a name of notes. This

1058
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 8: is their news song dream as one?

1059
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 4: Who is okay? Who is.

1060
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 15: Even through the chism Scott.

1061
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 8: My dream? You know it is Miley Cyrus. But what sucks?

1062
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 7: It definitely sounds like it's a musical for like soundtracks and.

1063
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 4: Listen, Gray, you're doing a great job because it is

1064
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 4: Miley Cyrus's new song for Yes, the next Avatar movie,

1065
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 4: and she thought it couldn't suck anymore.

1066
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 8: She sounds like Tricia Patus for anyone who heard.

1067
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 4: Her voice for me is nails on a chalkboard, smoky,

1068
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 4: like I don't like Stevie Nicks, I don't like Miley

1069
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 4: Cyrus's boys. Yep, Well you don't like their speaking voices,

1070
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 4: and the speaking voices either sound like dudes. I just

1071
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 4: body whatever.

1072
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 8: So you who knew we were having yet another Avatar movie?

1073
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 7: That people?

1074
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 4: I guess then who knew they've been hyping it?

1075
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 10: Yeah, they've been hyping Avatar in general for fifteen years.

1076
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 10: But I did no idea the third Avatar movie was out,

1077
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 10: and we're gonna pretend we follow this series again.

1078
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, but never never saw a frame of it. I mean,

1079
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 4: obviously I know what it is. I heard the rides dope. Yeah,

1080
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 4: it is awesome at Disney in Orlando. For so in Orlando,

1081
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 4: they have two rides for it. One is like kind

1082
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 4: of like the was the Caribbean super boring? That one sucks,

1083
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Speaker 4: But the other one that's like virtual reality like VR,

1084
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 4: that is awesome, right next level. I've not been on it,

1085
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 4: but I met with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 4: I check it out on like Miley Cyrus's voice on,

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00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 4: like Millay Syrus's voice. Yeah, like if I ever had

1089
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 4: a boner that wouldn't go away, like said, if a

1090
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 4: bonner lasts more than you go see a doctor, just

1091
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 4: put on Miley Cyrus' what do you like a fangirl

1092
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 4: for Mia she's my number one.

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00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 6: Really, I would, honestly, that's the one girl I would

1094
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 6: probably like scissors.

1095
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,399
Speaker 4: Clam slam with Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 6: Like I'm waiting for the day I see her in

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00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 6: the hall.

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00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 4: Really, I love it. This is not on her as

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Speaker 4: a person. That again, it's just how you know the voice.

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00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 6: But I actually like her voice too.

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00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 8: But Morgan, I think she'd be down because remember she

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00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 8: did that cover with Ariana Grande. Was like flirting with

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00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 8: her the whole time.

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00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 4: I thought she was like a part time lesbian. Yeah,

1105
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 4: I think she is part of Miley Cyrus.

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00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 6: She has a blast. I think she has a.

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00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 8: Category lesbian for attention.

1108
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 4: Because that's like what's her face, the the other the

1109
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 4: chick with the bows, what's her name? Yeah, I mean

1110
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 4: part time lesbian.

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00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 8: You probably hate her voice. I guess I'm Jojo.

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00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 6: Yes, she's actually worse.

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00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't place her voice. My daughter, my

1114
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 4: daughter at one point was into all the bows when

1115
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 4: those when that was a big thing. She's a yeller.

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00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: She always yelled.

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00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 6: She drives down with her face on the outside of

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Speaker 6: her car.

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Speaker 10: In case you're not sure, all right, This week and audio,

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Speaker 10: this one is specifically for Sammy that we've got before Halloween.

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00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 10: Our first Christmas song has been released. More on Christmas

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00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 10: is started. But it's it's they're doing it. There's doing

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00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 10: a normal, like a classic.

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00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 4: What do they call this? A standard?

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00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 8: Okay, Christmas time is here, Christmas time.

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00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 13: And she.

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00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 4: Should be apt the children Karen Carpenter Ai Karen Carpenter

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00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 4: from Beyond Title, and I guesses I really I do

1129
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 4: like the vibe of the holiday season.

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00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 8: This is the most depressing.

1131
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 4: I don't like the obligation of the like.

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00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 8: With the little kids the Peanuts. That's right.

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00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say, yeah, I'm just.

1134
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 6: Gonna go like Katy Perry, I have.

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00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 4: No idea, Greg, you are much closer it is Trisha

1136
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 4: Year would I like her? I like her cooking show,

1137
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 4: at least in the music video that has to come

1138
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 4: with that song, like Cookies.

1139
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 7: There's stations already playing Christmas.

1140
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 4: Yeah. I see the radio industry news every morning, I

1141
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 4: get this newsletter or whatever, and every day now it's

1142
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: the it's the daily thing from now till one of

1143
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 4: all the stations that are going on now, the earlier

1144
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 4: you go Christmas, that just means is a comple eat

1145
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 4: format flip that station's gone and everybody's been fired. Ye,

1146
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas.

1147
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 7: A couple of week scows like flipping around and there

1148
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 7: was a station already on.

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00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 4: This crazy all right this weekend audio.

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00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 8: Al Right, So this next one, I'm not gonna lie

1151
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 8: much tougher. The name you do know?

1152
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 10: Uh, but and this is a musical artist. But she

1153
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 10: has a new song about about AI called Artificial Angels.

1154
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 4: Artificial Angels? Who is this is what it feels like

1155
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 4: to be hunted by some face smarder than.

1156
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 8: To warn you. It's annoying, It's horrible.

1157
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 9: Grass I see myself here, Yeah, at a bar getting wasted, okay,

1158
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 9: kind of like it is?

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00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 4: Alright, yes, me? Is this a name like Paul Room? Would?

1160
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 4: Now you know the name?

1161
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 5: You can?

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00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 4: Yes?

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00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 7: I have a grass?

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00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 4: Is it grime? What's what's a guest rhymes? She's a

1165
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 4: weirdo experimental musical artist, as you can hear.

1166
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 7: She always has been.

1167
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, I never knew, I never knew her music.

1168
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 4: Said it like, I hate I hate all the vocal

1169
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 4: parts of it, but I like the music. Yeah, the

1170
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 4: music part. It's got the heavy industrial nine inch nail

1171
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 4: stuff that Greg likes totally and she has an elon baby,

1172
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 4: which I like.

1173
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 8: Oh dash beat.

1174
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 4: The gay bars are gonna love their yeah yeah again.

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00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 4: If you can just take out all the yeah, we

1176
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 4: just take out all the singing. Yeah, it'd be cool.

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00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 4: We can use that for a when we come back

1178
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 4: from a commercial break, you know. So it sounds like

1179
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 4: one of those things. You know, we're gonna honor you

1180
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 4: with our coming back from commercial music.

1181
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 7: But that's why the whole.

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00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 4: Room know her name once you said it. I know

1183
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 4: from the news, you know. Yeah, all right, Well, we're

1184
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We've got

1185
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 4: some more Woody Show for you. Phones open eight seven

1186
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 4: seven forty four Woody. You can send us a text

1187
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 4: over to two to nine eight seven. How dumb are

1188
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 4: you on the wood Show. I'll be right back. Welcome back, everybody, right,

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Speaker 4: you recognize the song? This is the song we were

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00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,439
Speaker 4: just playing by grinds it. I said, man, this would

1191
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 4: be really good if you just took all the lyrics

1192
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 4: out of it and talk about So I just stripped

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00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 4: all the vocals out of it.

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00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 8: This sounds way better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 4: See, this doesn't sound bad.

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00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 19: The original.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, we just get rid of all her vocals

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Speaker 4: and stuff. Oh, by the way, somebody got really mad

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00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 4: that I don't like Miley Cyrus's voice. Can you imagine

1201
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 4: being a fan of something and just because somebody isn't

1202
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 4: also a fan and says anything that, you know whatever,

1203
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 4: taking this guy. The audacity of the slam Miley's voice.

1204
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 4: I said, myle Cyrus's voice is like nails on a

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01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 4: chocolate And I did point out, just for this, just

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01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 4: for a record, that this is nothing about her as

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01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 4: a person or anything like that. It's just it's just

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01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 4: the voice. It's not for me. The audacity to slam

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Speaker 4: Miley's voice when we all have to sit through hours

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Speaker 4: of fart, jokes, man humor and a group of people

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01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 4: that clearly hate each other but play it up on

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01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 4: the air just for a chance of getting a couple

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01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 4: of laughs in the morning, is insane. Insane, especially when

1214
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 4: you're working in the music industry. Non Morgan and Menace

1215
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 4: are the only ones with class. Being an a hole

1216
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 4: for attention is worse than being a lesbian for attention.

1217
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 4: Imagine getting like that invested in fandom that city.

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Speaker 7: They started off the text wrong, though, said have to

1219
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 7: listen to.

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Speaker 4: Yea anyway, back to this week and.

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Speaker 10: Audio, and we got some more seasonal appropriate issues here

1222
01:00:54,880 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 10: with pumpkin theft. Yes, people are stealing pumpkins, so well

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Speaker 10: not well, okay.

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Speaker 4: We'll get into that.

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Speaker 10: This is from Inside Edition, who's got some audio from

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01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 10: a man and the family whose pumpkins were stolen.

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Speaker 15: Oh no, America is being hit by a wave of

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Speaker 15: pumpkin porch pirates. So why all the pumpkin thefts? While

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01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,919
Speaker 15: prices could be a big reason, Just Grolo says, this

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01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 15: guy absconded with two pumpkins that her daughter Leah had

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Speaker 15: grown on the family's property in Michigan.

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Speaker 5: How did seven year.

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Speaker 4: Old Leah feel?

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01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 7: Heartbroken?

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01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 8: Heartbroken?

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Speaker 7: Absconded, absconded, I don't.

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01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 4: What in context? Oh, they stole them.

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01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 8: I mean yeah, they took.

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01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 15: Off, says this guy absconded with two pumpkins that her

1240
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 15: daughter Leah had grown on the family's property.

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01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is like, just say stole, yeah, just say yeah.

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01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 4: Gang just said that.

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Speaker 9: Pins wuld be as much as four or five dollars.

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01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 9: And that's the thing, if you afford one, you should

1245
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 9: just steal one.

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Speaker 4: Walk up to a porch. And this was, by the way,

1247
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Speaker 4: as we're about to hear this is an old man

1248
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 4: who just who drove his car up, walked up to

1249
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 4: a porch, saw two pumpkins at a residential neighborhood, and

1250
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 4: said those are for me. I'll be taking this here

1251
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 4: pumpkins again.

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Speaker 7: So I'm just gonna well, abscond these Like, okay, what

1253
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 7: with the okay, what what is the actual purpose of

1254
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 7: saying abscond instead of just sound fancy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, also it's a variety a journalist, goddamn it,

1256
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 4: because subscond also, but see, every word has subtexts, so

1257
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 4: like abscond really means to take and and run away

1258
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,439
Speaker 4: with essentially, So like if Greg were to, let's say,

1259
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: take your wallet off the desk, he wouldn't really be

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Speaker 4: absconding with it. He might be furtively placing it in

1261
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 4: his front list. Then nobody understand what the hell you're

1262
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,919
Speaker 4: saying your story, then they have to google it.

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Speaker 10: Well, okay, so they got they caught this guy on video,

1264
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Speaker 10: which is why we have this story. Uh he They

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01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 10: released it to the local you know, neighborhood Facebook pages

1266
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 10: or next door or whatever, and the.

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Speaker 7: Dude showed up.

1268
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here's the audio.

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Speaker 15: Mom says the day after she posted the video, the

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01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 15: guy who took the pumpkins reappeared.

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Speaker 13: He did bring back two big pumpkins, and then he

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01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 13: looked on the camera and he said, sorry.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, take that pumpkin pirates.

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01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 7: There's this guy like in his seventies.

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Speaker 4: He two separate different pumpkins. Don't know what he did

1276
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 4: with the first ones. He probably carved him. I knew

1277
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 4: I'd get caught.

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Speaker 7: They look good.

1279
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Speaker 4: Weird thing to do this weekend audio speaking of spooky

1280
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 4: says there's a reason to watch one of those ghost

1281
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 4: hunting shows. I think the only people who I know

1282
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 4: who watch ghosting shows are is your aunt Chrissy. She

1283
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 4: loves that stuff because I don't know, I don't know

1284
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 4: why you watch it because nothing ever happens. I guess

1285
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 4: what they've ever They never found a ghost.

1286
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 7: I can't watch any of those. All it is is like,

1287
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 7: did you hear that?

1288
01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 3: Right?

1289
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 4: A night pitching cameras so it must be with a

1290
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 4: tape recorder. Where are you? And then they play it back.

1291
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 10: I'm here like, okay, well, something actually interesting happened happened

1292
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 10: on one of those shows. Uh, this is one. It's

1293
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 10: called Ghost Adventures. And here is some some audio of

1294
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 10: the show as well as a little voiceover to tell

1295
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 10: you about it.

1296
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 14: Suddenly, Aaron gets a notification on his phone and we

1297
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 14: can sense something is wrong.

1298
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, well.

1299
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Speaker 14: But at this point we will not be showing any

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01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 14: further footage.

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Speaker 4: But it is at this moment that.

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Speaker 14: Aaron receives a call from the police that his wife

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Speaker 14: has been arrested and charged.

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Speaker 4: With conspiracy to commit murder by hiring a hit man

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Speaker 4: to have Aaron kill. That's the show. Yeah, we've had

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Speaker 4: forty five seasons of people not by the Ghosts. Ghost

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Speaker 4: Adventures sounds okay, I'll watch that episode. Sounds better than

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Speaker 4: Goat Adventures is going to be the end of Goat Adventures.

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Speaker 7: Sounds way better, okay, And then we're not gonna talk

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Speaker 7: about this further, is what Sorry, this is.

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01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 8: About to get interesting. Top the tape.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so this was apparently this has been unfolding in

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Speaker 10: court as this has been that was taped earlier of

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Speaker 10: the Ghosting Adventuring.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 10: This was a hit man on a guy who runs

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Speaker 10: a ghosts hosts for all his ghost money.

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Speaker 4: In a case you're wondering, good adventures old clip that

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Speaker 4: we played on the show this guy, uh, he has

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Speaker 4: a goat, like a stubborn goat that was like on

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Speaker 4: top of his jeep and he was mad at the goat, like, oh,

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Speaker 4: come on, what are you doing? Come on, get off

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Speaker 4: the jeep. No, no way, Come on, babe. The ghosts

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Speaker 4: from top of my jeep. How did you get up there?

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Speaker 4: Come come here, Suirley, come on. This is a big

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Speaker 4: no note. That is going to be the end of

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Speaker 4: good adventures. That's right, that's it, guys, You're own it.

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Speaker 4: No more good adventures.

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Speaker 10: This week in audio, well, speaking of ghosts and AI

1330
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 10: and all that stuff. Channel four in the UK they

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Speaker 10: did a report on AI, you know, as everybody's doing

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Speaker 10: these days.

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Speaker 8: But at the end there was a special twist.

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Speaker 20: AI is going to touch everybody's lives in the next

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Speaker 20: few years, and for some it will take the jobs,

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01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 20: calls center workers, customer service agents, maybe even TV presenters

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01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 20: like me because I'm not real.

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Speaker 17: Whoa, because I'm not real, I still talk like, yeah,

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01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 17: this could have been fixed.

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Speaker 4: In posts.

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Speaker 7: We've already posted videos like that news reporters and we said, like,

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01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,919
Speaker 7: you know, Greig was taking a major dump that word.

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Speaker 4: It looks legit.

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Speaker 10: And because if all you need is somebody doing a

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01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 10: voiceover on a random street, you know, somewhere in jolly

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Speaker 10: old England, what do we want to pay someone to

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Speaker 10: go out there for?

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Speaker 4: It?

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Speaker 14: Is?

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Speaker 4: He masked with this week I audio on audio here.

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Speaker 4: This is from a Thurston County sheriff. A d u

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Speaker 4: I arrest happened and this guy crashed his car, ran

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Speaker 4: out through the woods. I used to had a great

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Speaker 4: time running away until he tripped himself up in a

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Speaker 4: bar or sorry, not a bobbed wire fence. Bobbed wire.

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Speaker 4: Menace was convinced it was bobbed wire. So it's very

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Speaker 4: funny because he was like upside down by his shoes

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Speaker 4: and they pull him out and get him bobbed, get

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Speaker 4: him back in the cop car.

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Speaker 10: When he gets back in the cop car, courtesy of

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Speaker 10: the onboard cameras, this happens.

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Speaker 19: Sorry, he couldn't have told you about you.

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Speaker 16: God stood there.

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Speaker 4: Peeping from Menace. Yeah, it's almost goes the Randy bar

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01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 4: thing that was the Papa John's garlic sauce that he

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01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 4: was chugging.

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Speaker 8: I can't that happens.

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Speaker 4: Held they sold him by like a gown. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: then he was just like not having a good time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh god, because the saw so much thicker

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Speaker 4: than like your beer. So you get into U I

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Speaker 4: now you've puked in the back of the car. Oh boy, God. Sorry, yeah,

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01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:20,680
Speaker 4: sorry about that.

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Speaker 19: Just come on, dog, sorry, sit in it.

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Speaker 4: Oh there he is.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: So yeah they plastic seats.

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Speaker 7: I like that. But you hit a point where you

1379
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 7: feel like you just don't have anymore, but you keep

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01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 7: on going.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's what's up with? What's going? So sports were

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Speaker 4: Jeff G. Hey, good morning, Jeff g.

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Speaker 21: Good morning, and good morning squad. Thursday, everybody. The World

1384
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 21: Series kicks off tomorrow in Toronto. Dodgers are already there.

1385
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 21: They flew out yesterday. You know, Dodgers' first baseman, Freddie Freeman,

1386
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 21: lost his mom when he was only ten years old,

1387
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 21: and Toronto is a very special place to him.

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Speaker 4: Listen to this.

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Speaker 18: Both my parents are born and raised in Canada, especially

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Speaker 18: in the providence of Ontario, comm from the Toronto area.

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01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 18: Dad from Windsor, So it is special.

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Speaker 15: You know.

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Speaker 18: Every time I go there, it just kind of you

1394
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 18: just have this like feeling inside that you feel just

1395
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 18: a little bit closer.

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Speaker 4: To my mom.

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Speaker 21: Hopefully Freddie enjoys his time up there in Toronto with

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01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,679
Speaker 21: his family, and hopefully he does well for our Dodgers

1399
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 21: out on the field. Don't forget you can win your

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01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 21: tickets right here to the World Series on the Woody

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01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 21: Show Tappy in every morning five to ten. Moving on

1402
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 21: to the NFL Thursday Night Football. My Chargers are hosting

1403
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 21: the Vikings. Chargers are favored by three and a half.

1404
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 21: NBA Jazz beat the Clippers by twenty one in their

1405
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,719
Speaker 21: season debut. And you know, Charles, Kenny, Shack and Ernie

1406
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 21: made their debut on ESPN last night and they didn't

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01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:57,719
Speaker 21: miss a beat.

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Speaker 4: Listen to this.

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01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 2: I was nervous today, not gonna lie because every person

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01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 2: who's ever touch the ball wanted to be on ESPN.

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01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 2: They are the greatest sports network ever and to be

1412
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 2: working with these guys is on an ap privilege.

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01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,680
Speaker 4: It is do you want to nap?

1414
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 2: If all like kissing?

1415
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 21: That was some heavy ass kissing by Charles Barkley Man

1416
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:20,640
Speaker 21: NHL Ducks and Boston today at four pm, Kings in

1417
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 21: Dallas at six pm, and finally this morning, multiple NBA

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01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 21: players including Terry Rozier and a coach Chauncey Billups were

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01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 21: arrested by the FBI for gambling violations, including betting on

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01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 21: games and holding private high stake poker games. Listen, when

1421
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 21: are people gonna learn just because you make tens of

1422
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 21: millions of dollars doesn't make you above the law. Well,

1423
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,799
Speaker 21: unless you're a politician. I'm JEFFG. And that's your SoCal

1424
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 21: sports all.

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01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 4: Right, Jeff, Yeah, okay. And you know what I like

1426
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 4: about Greg Fitzsimmons. I liked that he is scheduled for

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01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 4: a certain time and shows up early early. You've had

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01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 4: it before with someone's schedule and then they never even

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01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 4: make it. Yeah, they show up or they're like an

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01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 4: hour late. But no, no, Greg Fitzsimmons is here, cool

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01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 4: and early. Good to see you.

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Speaker 16: It's about late because uh Woody asked me to come

1433
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,759
Speaker 16: in at I live in Venice.

1434
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 5: Can you come in at seven am?

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01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:23,759
Speaker 16: I'm like, I do comedy at night, so I'm actually

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01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 16: morning radio.

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01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:27,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm late compared to any want to be here.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, but no, good to see you guys. Thanks for

1439
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,400
Speaker 16: having me in. We got we got a big benefit

1440
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 16: that I'm promoting.

1441
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's that's what he hit me. Up goes, Hey,

1442
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,800
Speaker 4: I'm doing this thing, this you know charity think a

1443
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 4: big benefit and I won't know if any any time

1444
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 4: to come in. I'm like, of course. We also say,

1445
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 4: like you know, certain people have an open invite and

1446
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 4: they can come in. And we moved Heaven and Earth.

1447
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 4: We moved all the really big, fun, exciting segments around

1448
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 4: to make sure that we can accommodate you coming in

1449
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 4: this week.

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Speaker 16: I have a flatter, thank you so much. Let me thankful,

1451
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 16: huge fan of the show. And why do you guys laugh?

1452
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 4: But because people.

1453
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,479
Speaker 16: Seven it's my first preset. Yeah, I don't like the music,

1454
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 16: but I like you.

1455
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 5: Guys a lot.

1456
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 8: Make two of us too.

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01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 4: We neither do one.

1458
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the shore though?

1459
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 16: It like it's it's called best Buddies and it's uh

1460
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 16: people with intellectual disabilities.

1461
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 5: I started working with them like fifteen years ago.

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01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 16: They helped them find housing, internships, jobs, and so I

1463
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 16: do a comedy show once a year.

1464
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 5: This year we got Andrew Santino.

1465
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 16: Craig Robinson, Ron Funches, and Andy Letterman and a big

1466
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 16: surprise guest Sunday Night at the comedy store.

1467
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Speaker 5: Tickets at fitsdog dot com.

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Speaker 4: When you say that like what, uh, what is it intellectual?

1469
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Speaker 5: What is it intellectual disability?

1470
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 4: Intellectual disability? So is that like a nice way of saying, no,

1471
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 4: it's what does that? Does it mean?

1472
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 5: I have an app?

1473
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 4: What does a cover?

1474
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,120
Speaker 16: I have an app? And it spins out what the

1475
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 16: new name is as it changes.

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01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just wondering, like I'm legit asking that question.

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Speaker 16: Autism downs some are very high functioning. We have a

1478
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:18,639
Speaker 16: guy who does the show every year who is who

1479
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 16: has autism, and I kind of mentor on how to

1480
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 16: do stand up comedy and he, uh, he will be

1481
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 16: there this year and he crushes.

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Speaker 10: Well, we got a guy too, Yeah, he's standing giving

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01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,400
Speaker 10: the intellectual disability in the room.

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01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 4: Do you not have a spectrum somewhere?

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01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 3: No?

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01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,320
Speaker 10: I think that's it's very fashionable to claim you're on

1487
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 10: the spectrum these days.

1488
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 8: But that doesn't mean it's not true.

1489
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 4: But we've talked about it, like legitimately, yeah, I've never

1490
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 4: been never been tested, everybody, but do you believe that

1491
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 4: you even you believe that you?

1492
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 10: I think well, like Elon Musk claims Asperger's and I

1493
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 10: think anybody who's like smart can basically do that.

1494
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 4: But the.

1495
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 10: Claim, oh did you guys see, I got my new

1496
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 10: truck nuts from my cyber truck, very cool.

1497
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 4: Three D printhos for on eve.

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Speaker 8: I put a painted black glossy so it matches.

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Speaker 4: That's really cool. Yeah, that's really cool.

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Speaker 8: Thankler.

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01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons is here. His lit a special you know Mate,

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01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 4: streaming now on YouTube. He also has his own podcast

1503
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,680
Speaker 4: and fitz Dog Radio podcast. You can listen to it

1504
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 4: on his website, Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. Uh, we're right

1505
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 4: in the middle of wrapping up a segment so we

1506
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 4: can make room for the big Greg Fitzsimmons appearance, fitz

1507
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Speaker 4: Simmons appearance, So let's wrap it up. What we got

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Speaker 4: this weekend audio.

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Speaker 10: This is some audio from church Bishop Marvin Winans. He's

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Speaker 10: collecting donations and.

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Speaker 4: This guy he's doing a big presentation where if you

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Speaker 4: have a big dollar donation, you come up to the

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Speaker 4: front of the podium and tell the whole church how

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Speaker 4: much you're donating.

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Speaker 10: And this lady she drops off some checks. But the bishop,

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Speaker 10: you know, he has some questions about these checks.

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Speaker 5: Hi, ROBERTA.

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Speaker 22: McCoy given faith and stand in unity with the VISI

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Speaker 22: in a perfected Church of sewing this seed of one

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01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 22: thousand dollars plus two hundred and thirty five dollars and

1521
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 22: receiving the blessings to come to all that participating, and.

1522
01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:13,920
Speaker 4: You were thinking like, yeah, that's nicely. So if you

1523
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 4: have a big dollar donation, you get to go up

1524
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 4: and talk.

1525
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,599
Speaker 8: Well that's the idea, now tell everybody.

1526
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,679
Speaker 4: So she comes up and she presents this in front

1527
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,839
Speaker 4: of the whole church to the pastor's blessings. His reaction

1528
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:29,240
Speaker 4: is this and that's only twelve hundred dollars. Yes, y'all not.

1529
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 3: Listening to what I'm saying.

1530
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 16: If you have a thousand plus one thousand, okay, I'm

1531
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 16: gonna work.

1532
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 4: On the other hand, well, that ain't what I asked.

1533
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 3: You to do.

1534
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god. And then right into a number church number.

1535
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,839
Speaker 8: Wow, that doesn't seem very Christian.

1536
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 4: So here's it, now, garbage. This is they've explained. It

1537
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 4: is that jewish, right, I mean, is that what you're saying?

1538
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 8: Now, that's funny, you said, I get it.

1539
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,920
Speaker 4: Okay, they said, he said, it's ahead of time. Let's

1540
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 4: start with the two thousand dollars up.

1541
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,000
Speaker 10: So that's when he said a thousand plus A found

1542
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,799
Speaker 10: were listening and she didn't pay attention with her Measley

1543
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 10: twelve hundred.

1544
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 8: Right, she couldn't hear over her sad check, Yeah, twelve

1545
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 8: hundred bucks is I mean what God doesn't look at that.

1546
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 7: There was some video going viral just recently where the

1547
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 7: pastor pulled out his gold Bentley onto the stage and

1548
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 7: he started talking about it.

1549
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 8: Are you going to tie that?

1550
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 7: I'm like, how are.

1551
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 4: You gonna, like, with a straight face, yeah, do.

1552
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 7: That and still go to that church.

1553
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 5: I went to church growing Catholic, the real church.

1554
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, black church, all white with rock bands like Jesus.

1555
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:36,719
Speaker 8: Was no amps.

1556
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was it.

1557
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1558
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:43,080
Speaker 16: Our priests were broke. They were like hippies. They lived

1559
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,480
Speaker 16: upstairs in the in the rectory.

1560
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 8: Oh they really did.

1561
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, they lived upstairs.

1562
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 16: And they were like you know that one of them

1563
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 16: was having sex with the women in town. I found

1564
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 16: out she was like all right, it was an adult Yeah, yeah,

1565
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,480
Speaker 16: thank you taking a break from from the kids.

1566
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 5: And uh. Father McDonough. He used to come up with

1567
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,000
Speaker 5: an acoustic guitar.

1568
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 16: And play Morning Is Broken by Kat Stevens who's now

1569
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 16: a Muslim church like Christian stuff.

1570
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:10,720
Speaker 5: Now.

1571
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 16: It was a great It was a great Catholic Church

1572
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 16: and and I have the Lord Jesus Christ in my heart,

1573
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 16: I just don't have him in my head.

1574
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my financial plans right exactly. Yeah. This week

1575
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:25,879
Speaker 4: in audio, we would do our version of The Golden Bachelor,

1576
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,919
Speaker 4: the Golden Bachelorette. And I go through our audio services

1577
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 4: here and they give us clips. Oh, check out what's

1578
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 4: happening on the Real Golden Bachelor. And I listened to

1579
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 4: this and I'm like, what, what? What are people doing?

1580
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:38,639
Speaker 4: How is this interesting? You take a listen?

1581
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 8: All right, are you in love with my mom?

1582
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 6: Have you told her that.

1583
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 4: I'm not in love with your mom yet? Because I

1584
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 4: don't know I'm on that stage yet.

1585
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 8: Okay, do you think you can get there by the

1586
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 8: end of this journey?

1587
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 6: I mean we're looking.

1588
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 4: At I don't know.

1589
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 15: But if you don't get there with any of these women, are.

1590
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 4: You gonna just say, hey, I'd still like to date

1591
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,880
Speaker 4: the end of this. I don't know. Wow, Ours is

1592
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 4: way better.

1593
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's pretty ribical. I think Greg would be more

1594
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:07,879
Speaker 8: interest in ours.

1595
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,920
Speaker 7: Also, like, how long have they even been hanging out?

1596
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 4: Well, that's like a week. A dumb question always been No,

1597
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 4: I just better see Greg we do a version of

1598
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,840
Speaker 4: this when they have this on ABC. We do a

1599
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 4: version on our show called Woody Show a Golden Bachelorette.

1600
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 4: And so Sea Bass goes on the old lady webcam

1601
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 4: sites and he talks to the nice old ladies who

1602
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 4: are wearing like vibrating panties. Yeah, guilf dot com, guilt

1603
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 4: dot com, Yeah, and and talk to them and it's

1604
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 4: very nice and it's very respectful, asking them if.

1605
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 10: You give them, you can give them a dollar and

1606
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 10: it'll it's connected to the thing and their panties and yeah, yeah, here.

1607
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 4: I'll give you.

1608
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,559
Speaker 5: Uh, you don't have any feeling left down there.

1609
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 8: That's probably true.

1610
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 4: By the judging by the reaction, I think they do

1611
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 4: either that they're faking, which I can't imagine. Yeah, here's

1612
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 4: just here's an example. Yeah, he just trying to get

1613
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 4: to my fall up. And I love fall It's my

1614
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 4: favorite time of year.

1615
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 7: What are you talking about, yes, Sebastian, I love it.

1616
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 4: It's when when Yeah, so, like the thing is like

1617
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,639
Speaker 4: a what how much like thirty cents at a time

1618
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 4: dollar dollar? They only get thirty Yeah, So that's that's

1619
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 4: that's the that's like the digital version of throwing the

1620
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 4: money up on the stage of the strip class. Didn't

1621
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 4: you hear how how meaning? Like how real that was? Like, oh, Sebastian,

1622
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 4: that's so good. Yeah, yeah, I believe this one's a

1623
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:44,599
Speaker 4: little bit more convincing. I am where and he talks

1624
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 4: to these chicks and yeah, there's tips going back and forth.

1625
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 4: It's fun.

1626
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:49,920
Speaker 8: Wait are you hard way way better?

1627
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:53,559
Speaker 16: Well, it's just I have a vision of you know,

1628
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,800
Speaker 16: my mom's pension is running out, and that's nice to

1629
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,120
Speaker 16: know there's options besides being a Walmart greater right for

1630
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 16: the next chapter.

1631
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't have to leave the house. You have

1632
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 8: to leave the bedroom.

1633
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 4: Somebody somebody had a question on the on the text

1634
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 4: about Yeah, I really want to know how Sea Bass

1635
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,759
Speaker 4: handles the Golden Bachelor situation during his time. Is he looking?

1636
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,759
Speaker 4: Is it gross?

1637
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 13: Like?

1638
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,000
Speaker 4: How is he handling it? The questions are hilarious. But

1639
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 4: is he like sitting there joeing? Does he have to

1640
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 4: look away? Oh my god, I'm dying. It cracks me up.

1641
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 4: It does take Yeah, I am taking care of myself.

1642
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:29,639
Speaker 4: Show everyone one handed type.

1643
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,639
Speaker 7: I've actually watched Sea Bass like Recourse some of these,

1644
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 7: and it is like cuckingchair all.

1645
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 4: Right, Well, Greg fitz Simmons is here. We're gonna take

1646
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 4: a quick break. More with Greg is alloted. Time actually

1647
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 4: starts here in this next hour. We get into that

1648
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 4: next on The Woody Show. Hang on, what is weird

1649
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:58,559
Speaker 4: the wood Show? Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Yeah, yeah, thank

1650
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:02,600
Speaker 4: you for coming in and being here. And you know,

1651
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 4: always like having you on the show. And I mean, look,

1652
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:07,400
Speaker 4: I like the vibe. The vibe is a good is

1653
01:21:07,439 --> 01:21:09,760
Speaker 4: a good fit. It's a good it's a good hang.

1654
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 4: It's always it's always fun, great storyteller. Who do you

1655
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 4: think is really killing it right now? As far as

1656
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 4: comedy goes, who are the guys in your opinion? Like,

1657
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,759
Speaker 4: we like your comedy, so like who do you like? Yeah?

1658
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,320
Speaker 4: Who do you think?

1659
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 16: David Teal is always, to me the best comedian of

1660
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 16: the country. He has been for twenty years and if

1661
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 16: you get a chance to see him.

1662
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:30,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially since I mean he's a club comic.

1663
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,919
Speaker 16: I mean, Louis c K to me is the best

1664
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,839
Speaker 16: comedian period in the last really twenty years.

1665
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,600
Speaker 5: But he's a theater comic.

1666
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:42,400
Speaker 4: Okay, Dave love comic is David is a down.

1667
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 5: In dirty basement comic.

1668
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, who riffs, who messes with the crowd, who stream

1669
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 16: of consciousness right, and then also has the hardest, tightest

1670
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 16: comedy out there.

1671
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 5: And then Louis is just brilliant.

1672
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, I didn't know much about him until he

1673
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,639
Speaker 4: started blowing up. Was like Shane Gillis, Oh yeah, you're

1674
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 4: a new fan of his, right. Anthony jessel Nick is

1675
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:05,320
Speaker 4: another guy that Shane loves.

1676
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:05,719
Speaker 5: Shane.

1677
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 16: Yeah, and then you know, you got there's some guys

1678
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 16: out of New York, Mark Norman and Sam Morrell and

1679
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,240
Speaker 16: Jo List. There's a whole bunch of these guys that

1680
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 16: are like, you know, a generation behind me that are

1681
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 16: really really like, you know, there are people that are

1682
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 16: not looking to parlay comedy into a TV career or whatever.

1683
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,920
Speaker 5: They just are pure road comics.

1684
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 4: Yeah. You know what keeps popping up to is uh

1685
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 4: uh British Jimmy Carr. Oh yeah, that's amazing. The dude

1686
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 4: he's sharp.

1687
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 16: He's so damn if you hear him in interviews, he's like,

1688
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:43,880
Speaker 16: you know, these British comics they make me ashamed because

1689
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 16: they're just they're just like I had a guy on

1690
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 16: uh the other day, on my podcast, Bridge something Bridge and.

1691
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,800
Speaker 4: Like but he was on your show and you can't

1692
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:55,479
Speaker 4: remember his name.

1693
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,719
Speaker 5: I don't remember anything.

1694
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:00,200
Speaker 4: Like tomorrow somebody said he was m Greig literal. Really,

1695
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 4: I don't do something. It's yeah something I know.

1696
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,759
Speaker 5: It's a goldfish ash every last.

1697
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,680
Speaker 16: So funny, and he's like he learned different languages and

1698
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 16: he performs in different languages, and it's like, you know,

1699
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:19,760
Speaker 16: I I just want to, you know, touch myself and

1700
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,360
Speaker 16: sleep and then go do the show.

1701
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:22,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I'm on the road.

1702
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could check out fitz Dog Radio podcast. It's

1703
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,280
Speaker 4: a it's available. We can get right there on the

1704
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 4: website Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. Yeah. I see these guys

1705
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 4: or like the Jimmy Carr thing, and just in general,

1706
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 4: I'm always impressed by comedians. Is it is it hard?

1707
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 4: Like what's the hardest part? Is it just being on

1708
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,120
Speaker 4: the road part? And then the comedy part is just

1709
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 4: a talent either have or you don't have? Or Yeah,

1710
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 4: I say they I do comedy for free, but they

1711
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 4: pay me to travel. Yeah that makes sense.

1712
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,320
Speaker 5: I was just in Vegas last week.

1713
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:57,240
Speaker 16: Brad Garrett has a club and at the MGM, and

1714
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 16: it's a beautiful club and Brad comes down and does

1715
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 16: of the shows, and he is the greatest guy of

1716
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,240
Speaker 16: all time.

1717
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:05,959
Speaker 5: He just is super generous.

1718
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,640
Speaker 16: Like last time I was there, it was Valentine's Day

1719
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,759
Speaker 16: and we couldn't find a table because it was Vegas,

1720
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 16: and and so Brad got us a separate room in

1721
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 16: the best restaurant, the MGM. We had our own there's

1722
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,680
Speaker 16: like a speakeasy room that opens later. He had them

1723
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 16: open it just for us. We had our own waiter.

1724
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,600
Speaker 16: Uh picked up the check at the end of the

1725
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:31,200
Speaker 16: meetum there. He just like gave me a huge bonus,

1726
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,640
Speaker 16: took me out gambling and just kept throwing hundreds in

1727
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:34,120
Speaker 16: front of me.

1728
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:37,280
Speaker 5: And he's just really and he's just he's just the

1729
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:37,920
Speaker 5: greatest guy.

1730
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,760
Speaker 16: But anyway, it's seven nights and you know, you real,

1731
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:46,479
Speaker 16: like Vegas is a horrible place and you go there

1732
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:50,960
Speaker 16: and it's just like, you know, I'm gambling. I'm playing, Uh,

1733
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 16: I'm playing blackjack, be ause I figured how much can

1734
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,280
Speaker 16: I lose playing blackjackets A lot a lot. When you

1735
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,240
Speaker 16: get the dealer, you know, the dealer who's like from

1736
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,240
Speaker 16: some southeastern Pacific.

1737
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 5: Island you've never heard of.

1738
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,640
Speaker 16: She's got like nine vowels in her name and she

1739
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 16: gets a twenty one every single time, like she's doing

1740
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,639
Speaker 16: witchcraft and stuff. At one point she gets to two

1741
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:17,599
Speaker 16: and then a three and then a sixteen of spades.

1742
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:23,560
Speaker 16: I'm like, wait, I want to play again. And I

1743
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 16: walk out to see your picture on the wall. Employee

1744
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 16: of the month.

1745
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 5: That's not what you want.

1746
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:31,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's their best table person.

1747
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1748
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 16: And then you've got like seven nights a week. Is

1749
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 16: Saturday night there and you see gaggles of women. Is

1750
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,880
Speaker 16: it called a gaggle jeans the gaggle. Yeah, once it's

1751
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:43,400
Speaker 16: over three, it's a gaggle. And on their way out,

1752
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 16: they've got on, you know, five inch heels, the hairs up,

1753
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:47,719
Speaker 16: the sparkles.

1754
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 4: They're ready to go out.

1755
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,519
Speaker 16: And then I see them after the show on their

1756
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,760
Speaker 16: way home and the shoes are in the hand, and

1757
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:58,080
Speaker 16: I thought that means you can't hit on those girls anymore.

1758
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,840
Speaker 16: They're out of the game. They're still on the field,

1759
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,280
Speaker 16: but they're out of the game. It's like eight ball.

1760
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,840
Speaker 16: If someone's got a splatter on them, you can't shoot

1761
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 16: them again.

1762
01:26:05,439 --> 01:26:08,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a football player. Yeah, yeah, the football player.

1763
01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 4: After the game he takes he's carrying like the jersey

1764
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 4: that still has the pads and yeah, like he's not

1765
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 4: ready to go in and play anymore. So it's just

1766
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,640
Speaker 4: really like because I think every time I see comedians

1767
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,760
Speaker 4: or talked, didn't hang out, you know with comedians, it

1768
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:25,720
Speaker 4: just seems like everybody's always having fun, right you see

1769
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:29,439
Speaker 4: it that way? Yeah? Yeah, like because like, uh, okay,

1770
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,839
Speaker 4: last time that I saw you not in this environment

1771
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:36,920
Speaker 4: was at Burt Kreischer's event in Pittsburgh at the PBG

1772
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,880
Speaker 4: Paints Arena and he had like this big like after

1773
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,559
Speaker 4: party thing and a bunch of Steelers players were there

1774
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 4: and all these other dudes were there, and like everybody's

1775
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 4: just kind of hanging out and having a good time.

1776
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,720
Speaker 4: And that's when you know, Greg and I were just

1777
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,080
Speaker 4: sitting there chopping it up and everything, and it's just

1778
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 4: they'll do it again tomorrow after after the next show,

1779
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,120
Speaker 4: just wherever they're at. It would be a different group

1780
01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,000
Speaker 4: of friends or people that are fans that come by

1781
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:01,920
Speaker 4: to this like after party toys like that. Always seems

1782
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 4: to be having the best time with him in Pittsburgh

1783
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 4: all day and all we did is go shopping and yeah, yeah,

1784
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 4: I know you're more you're more on the quiet side,

1785
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,400
Speaker 4: like you're not throwing like a big after party a discretion.

1786
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:19,920
Speaker 5: That makes it differently. I struggle on the road.

1787
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,200
Speaker 7: Have you tried not having it?

1788
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:22,880
Speaker 4: Have you just tried?

1789
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,960
Speaker 16: It? Actually is the answer. I mean it literally is

1790
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 16: just sometimes you just got to go. I just don't

1791
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 16: feel this way right now.

1792
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 8: Ye just don't don't act this way.

1793
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:37,120
Speaker 16: And but you know, uh, I just when I'm on

1794
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 16: the road, it's just like I've got my this is

1795
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,840
Speaker 16: got really heavy. But no, I mean, I I have

1796
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:48,120
Speaker 16: fun like I'm married, but like I will have sex

1797
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,240
Speaker 16: with waitresses like that, and then I don't drink.

1798
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:53,400
Speaker 5: But when I go on the road, I'll drink.

1799
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:54,720
Speaker 8: Oh it doesn't count.

1800
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,000
Speaker 4: That's kind of like when cigarettes don't count drinking.

1801
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,559
Speaker 16: I mean, when you're so and you're not screwing around

1802
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,960
Speaker 16: your wife, like this is just not that much because

1803
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:06,080
Speaker 16: the staff will be like, hey, we're going out to

1804
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:09,640
Speaker 16: the you know, the the whatever bar, and I'm like,

1805
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:11,759
Speaker 16: for what, I don't drink.

1806
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,439
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna hit on it. This is going to

1807
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,759
Speaker 5: only lead to trouble.

1808
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 4: Are you an anti social person?

1809
01:28:17,479 --> 01:28:17,519
Speaker 3: Like?

1810
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:21,320
Speaker 5: Outside of it social Like I live in Veniceon.

1811
01:28:21,479 --> 01:28:24,519
Speaker 16: My neighborhood is very social and we have the I mean,

1812
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 16: we raised kids together and I've had friendships for twenty

1813
01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:30,680
Speaker 16: five years with the same like ten couples, and we

1814
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:35,160
Speaker 16: play beach volleyball every Sunday, we have poker nights, dinner parties.

1815
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,320
Speaker 5: We just you just walk in and out of each

1816
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:38,000
Speaker 5: other's houses.

1817
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:41,240
Speaker 4: And so that's cool. But maybe like on the road

1818
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:44,599
Speaker 4: hanging social comedy club, like you're like, that's the part.

1819
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:47,240
Speaker 4: Like it's like hanging out co workers. Like when they

1820
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:49,160
Speaker 4: have these little they try to force everybody here to

1821
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:52,680
Speaker 4: be friends. They do like with other stations. It's not

1822
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,439
Speaker 4: that you don't like these people. It's fine, but it's

1823
01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 4: like if it's a choice between I can be at

1824
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,599
Speaker 4: my house, I can go home now, or I can

1825
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:03,080
Speaker 4: hang out here for the free pizza in the iHeartRadio sweatshirts,

1826
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,120
Speaker 4: they're gonna be raffling off.

1827
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:08,120
Speaker 16: People always go like how is Cincinnati? And I'll just

1828
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,280
Speaker 16: go like is that where I was? Like I went

1829
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,640
Speaker 16: from the airport to the hotel to the club and

1830
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:16,280
Speaker 16: that's it. But then I went to Alaska. This is insane.

1831
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,479
Speaker 16: I was in Alaska two weeks ago and I'm not

1832
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 16: making up a word of this story.

1833
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 4: What part Fairbanks okay, because we just went on the

1834
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,360
Speaker 4: Disney Alaska cruise.

1835
01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:31,120
Speaker 16: Oh I love Juno's my favorite. So I get there

1836
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,640
Speaker 16: and uh, and I'm there for like three nights. So

1837
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:35,400
Speaker 16: I say to the guy that owns the theater, I go,

1838
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 16: I'd love to do something fun during the day. So

1839
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,720
Speaker 16: he calls me back and he goes, I got this

1840
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 16: guy and he is like from this famous outdoorsy family.

1841
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:48,960
Speaker 16: They've got a company that's had like ATVs and snowmobiles

1842
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:51,760
Speaker 16: for generations, and he's a huge fan of yours and

1843
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:53,559
Speaker 16: he wants to take you out and you have an adventure.

1844
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,960
Speaker 16: So now I'm kind of intimidating because I grew up

1845
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,280
Speaker 16: in New York. I've been living in LA I'm soft

1846
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:02,080
Speaker 16: and these guys are you know, he's the guy they

1847
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,280
Speaker 16: want to crush every finger and You're like, all right,

1848
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:05,559
Speaker 16: you're not gay.

1849
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 5: I get.

1850
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:09,960
Speaker 16: And so now I'm like, all right, I'm gonna be wet.

1851
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,280
Speaker 16: I know I'm gonna get wet today and I'm gonna

1852
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,240
Speaker 16: be cold. But then I was like, all right, man up,

1853
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,680
Speaker 16: just man up, like you said, don't be depressed. So

1854
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:20,840
Speaker 16: the guy picks me up and he's in a monster truck.

1855
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:23,240
Speaker 16: The wheels are as tall as I am, and he's

1856
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:26,120
Speaker 16: he's hauling like a dune buggy that's covered in mud.

1857
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 5: And so I get in and he but but he's

1858
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,320
Speaker 5: like this gentle guy.

1859
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:34,679
Speaker 16: He's retired, he's selling the business. He's moving down to Mexico.

1860
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 16: And I'm like, all right, I think I'm I think

1861
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 16: I'm in say fans. He seems like a really decent guy.

1862
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:40,200
Speaker 16: He's talking about his wife and his kids.

1863
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:42,719
Speaker 5: So we're driving down.

1864
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,360
Speaker 16: Looking at the Alaska Pipeline because I've never seen it before.

1865
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:48,160
Speaker 16: So we're on like a side street and then a

1866
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,439
Speaker 16: police siren goes off, and I was like, what, I go,

1867
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 16: you didn't do anything.

1868
01:30:52,479 --> 01:30:56,280
Speaker 5: He goes, this is bad. I'm like, what do you mean?

1869
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 16: This is bad?

1870
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:58,280
Speaker 5: He goes this is bad.

1871
01:30:58,320 --> 01:30:58,640
Speaker 13: I go what.

1872
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,320
Speaker 16: So the cops starts walking up to us, and he

1873
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 16: takes a plastic baggie with white powder and he hands

1874
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:07,960
Speaker 16: it to me and he goes, get rid of this

1875
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,639
Speaker 16: and it spills, some of it, spills on my pants,

1876
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:13,360
Speaker 16: snuff it under the seat in the back. The cop

1877
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 16: walks up. He goes, huge, dude. He goes license a registration.

1878
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:20,519
Speaker 16: So the guy goes, get my registration out of the

1879
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:21,280
Speaker 16: glove coupbox.

1880
01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,880
Speaker 8: I open it up, and a.

1881
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:26,599
Speaker 16: Baggie with pills and one hundred dollars bills starts falling out.

1882
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,639
Speaker 16: I shove it back in with my hand. I cover

1883
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,400
Speaker 16: it with paper, and the cop goes, what are you hiding?

1884
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 16: So what are you hiding? So did I hand him

1885
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,840
Speaker 16: the bag of drugs? So now I'm an accessory to

1886
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:41,519
Speaker 16: a felony, and so the cop grabs. He goes, both

1887
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:44,320
Speaker 16: of you, put your hands on the dashboard. So I

1888
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:47,720
Speaker 16: got my hands on the dashboard and I'm and the

1889
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,120
Speaker 16: cop takes his license and he goes back to the

1890
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,559
Speaker 16: car to run it comes back and he goes, sir,

1891
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:55,560
Speaker 16: do you know you have an outstanding felony warrant? And

1892
01:31:55,600 --> 01:32:00,880
Speaker 16: he goes yeah. I go yeah, why did the seven?

1893
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:02,599
Speaker 16: So then the guy goes uh.

1894
01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 5: He goes, are there any firearms in the car?

1895
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:12,200
Speaker 16: I'm sure there's a rocket launcher here somewhere, and he says, uh, no,

1896
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:15,720
Speaker 16: there's not. And so then the cop takes the guy

1897
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 16: out of the car and he cuffs him right in

1898
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,720
Speaker 16: front of me, and he uh.

1899
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 5: He pats him down, and then he.

1900
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,120
Speaker 16: Takes him back to the car and he puts him

1901
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:24,599
Speaker 16: in the back of the car, and I'm sitting there

1902
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,799
Speaker 16: going like, I got a show in four hours.

1903
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:29,840
Speaker 5: I just flew like eleven hours to get up here

1904
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 5: and do the show. And so he comes back and

1905
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:36,560
Speaker 5: he goes and he's standing off the back window. You

1906
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:39,800
Speaker 5: know that power move, yeah, And he goes, uh oh,

1907
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:41,800
Speaker 5: and I took my hands off the dashboard. At one

1908
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:44,360
Speaker 5: point he goes, put your hands back on the dance.

1909
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,599
Speaker 5: I put my hands back on the dad.

1910
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,120
Speaker 16: And then he's like, he goes, I'm not coming close

1911
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:50,800
Speaker 16: to the car because that's fentanyl on you.

1912
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:52,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1913
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 16: So now I'm frozen. And he's like, where are you from?

1914
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,880
Speaker 16: And I said California? I said, dude, I'm a comedian.

1915
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,160
Speaker 16: I said, I'm here to do his show. I met

1916
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:05,040
Speaker 16: this guy twenty minutes ago. And he goes, he goes,

1917
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,519
Speaker 16: oh really, he goes, I'm not buying it. He goes,

1918
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:10,760
Speaker 16: you're from a drug feeder state. And I don't think

1919
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,280
Speaker 16: you're comedian because you're not funny.

1920
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:15,320
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm not funny. Like, at what point was

1921
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:18,280
Speaker 5: I going to ask? My pants are?

1922
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:23,719
Speaker 4: And you don't think this is funny? A great bit someday.

1923
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:26,640
Speaker 16: So he goes, where did you get the drugs? I

1924
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 16: go to the glove compartment. He goes, no, he said,

1925
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:34,799
Speaker 16: they're yours done, and so he goes, are you feeling

1926
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:37,240
Speaker 16: any effects of the fenceadel I go yeah, I said,

1927
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:40,479
Speaker 16: I feel really lightheaded. I'm freaking out, and he goes, well,

1928
01:33:40,479 --> 01:33:45,440
Speaker 16: I have anarkham.

1929
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:46,360
Speaker 5: In the car. So he goes, don't move. He goes

1930
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:48,960
Speaker 5: get out of the car, but don't stir it up.

1931
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,519
Speaker 16: So I get out and we walked back to the

1932
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 16: car and he opens up the back door to the

1933
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 16: police car and my driver gets out and then the

1934
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,840
Speaker 16: two of them look at me and they go, we're

1935
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:02,080
Speaker 16: coming to see your show tonight, and they start.

1936
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:03,240
Speaker 5: Laughing the whole thing.

1937
01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 7: God who.

1938
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 16: Fell around. I was on all fours out of relief,

1939
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,280
Speaker 16: and also I started laughing.

1940
01:34:13,479 --> 01:34:16,719
Speaker 5: I could stop laughing. I was laughing for like ten minutes.

1941
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, at that point, sure that it was.

1942
01:34:20,439 --> 01:34:21,400
Speaker 5: I felt like I was.

1943
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 4: Uh in training day uncontrollable laughters. What happens in that

1944
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,240
Speaker 4: situation right before a heart attack. That's how you know

1945
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:30,559
Speaker 4: you're about to have a heart attack.

1946
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,439
Speaker 16: So we drive back to the cops house and uh,

1947
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 16: he changes and then we get into the and then

1948
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,640
Speaker 16: he gets into the monster truck and we drive like

1949
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:41,879
Speaker 16: an hour and they take me to these hot springs

1950
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:44,360
Speaker 16: that they have up there, and we all get into

1951
01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:48,479
Speaker 16: our bathing suits and we jump into this hot springs

1952
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:52,000
Speaker 16: and it's like it's like boiling and there's like pockets

1953
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 16: of heat that hit you and you have to like

1954
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:58,200
Speaker 16: dive because so and then and then we go directly

1955
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,879
Speaker 16: into an ice building.

1956
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:02,000
Speaker 5: It's made out of ice.

1957
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:07,120
Speaker 16: It's the only super Yeah, it's the only frozen building

1958
01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:10,040
Speaker 16: in the world. And they and the guy bring the

1959
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,439
Speaker 16: guy that owns this place brings us in and he's

1960
01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:15,519
Speaker 16: like an Alaska cowboy. And then they have a bar

1961
01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:18,000
Speaker 16: set up and it's a it's an ice bar. It's

1962
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 16: made out of ice. And then the stools have like

1963
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:21,240
Speaker 16: elk fur.

1964
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,920
Speaker 4: It's like that place that you can't take pictures minutes.

1965
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,840
Speaker 7: The ice bars in Vegas. They always want you to

1966
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:28,000
Speaker 7: pay for the photographer.

1967
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:32,160
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, they gave us.

1968
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:36,160
Speaker 16: Let people do social media to get so much more marketing. Yeah,

1969
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:39,320
Speaker 16: and they got this ice sculpture guy who's in there

1970
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:41,519
Speaker 16: and uh. And so they sit down at the bar

1971
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:44,200
Speaker 16: and they start drinking. They've got a tap that pours

1972
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:48,360
Speaker 16: apple teenies. So these guys sit down and they proceed

1973
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:52,080
Speaker 16: to have like seven Apple teenies. And I'm sitting there

1974
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,760
Speaker 16: going like, and we're telling bar jokes, like and they're

1975
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:58,200
Speaker 16: the most of the ones from the Alaska Gues racist, right,

1976
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,200
Speaker 16: And so I'm sitting there watching these two guys get

1977
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:04,160
Speaker 16: drunk and and tell racist jokes. And then and then

1978
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:08,439
Speaker 16: we leave and they're stumbling and my guy gets behind

1979
01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:11,280
Speaker 16: the wheel and I go, hey, dude, I go, why

1980
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:11,840
Speaker 16: don't I be.

1981
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:14,760
Speaker 5: The Disney driver? He goes, I'm fine and I could

1982
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:19,519
Speaker 5: get pulled over. Yeah, I go, dude, I go, I'm

1983
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:21,360
Speaker 5: not getting in this truck. I go, I'm driving.

1984
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:23,920
Speaker 16: So now I'm behind the wheel of an eight ton

1985
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,479
Speaker 16: monster truck on these winding roads.

1986
01:36:26,840 --> 01:36:29,360
Speaker 4: I would love the driving. You're towing a doom buggy.

1987
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,040
Speaker 16: Towing a dune buggy with two guys laughing at me

1988
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:34,880
Speaker 16: the entire time about how they got And then I

1989
01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:36,960
Speaker 16: get back to the hotel and I was already late

1990
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,240
Speaker 16: for the show I had that night.

1991
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 5: They came to the show and hackled me throughout the performance.

1992
01:36:43,479 --> 01:36:49,680
Speaker 4: So funny. Yeah, I love Fitzdog. His storytelling is so funny. Agreed,

1993
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,760
Speaker 4: You can see why We love having this guy in.

1994
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,719
Speaker 4: Greg fitz Simmons is here, ladies and gentlemen. He's gonna

1995
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:57,400
Speaker 4: be hosting the Best Buddies Benefit of the Comedy Store

1996
01:36:57,479 --> 01:37:01,559
Speaker 4: on Sunday. Uh, you got a whole bunch of Craig Robinson,

1997
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:06,120
Speaker 4: Andrews Settina who loves has to be a big special guest,

1998
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,360
Speaker 4: you said, right, Yeah, big special guests we can't announce.

1999
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,160
Speaker 4: For tickets, go to fitzdog dot com. It's f I

2000
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:13,679
Speaker 4: t Z d O G dot com.

2001
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 19: One all right.

2002
01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:28,360
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Check them out on his website,

2003
01:37:28,439 --> 01:37:32,479
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons dot com, Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons Twitter, of

2004
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:34,080
Speaker 4: course you can find in there. Which one do you

2005
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:36,920
Speaker 4: find you're putting yourself, you know, most effort into, like

2006
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,120
Speaker 4: of all the social media I think for us, it's definitely,

2007
01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:42,640
Speaker 4: uh what Instagram and any Facebook menace or like?

2008
01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:43,600
Speaker 5: I mostly do.

2009
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:46,479
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would say Instagram. I mean that's where we.

2010
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 4: Have this strongest. Yeah.

2011
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:51,439
Speaker 5: I do my Space and friends there, but I haven't

2012
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,080
Speaker 5: been to the site in a little while.

2013
01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:53,599
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2014
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,160
Speaker 5: Now I do Instagram.

2015
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:57,320
Speaker 4: I mean I do my like Instagram the most.

2016
01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,760
Speaker 5: I do two podcasts a week and so I put

2017
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:03,040
Speaker 5: the up like usually a clip from those, but I'm

2018
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:03,920
Speaker 5: not very active.

2019
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,120
Speaker 16: I need to be.

2020
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,519
Speaker 5: It's stupid. It's like it's the whole business now.

2021
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:09,320
Speaker 16: It used to be if you did the Tonight Show,

2022
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,120
Speaker 16: you could draw at the clubs, and now you have

2023
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:15,920
Speaker 16: to do uh social media constantly, and I just I

2024
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:17,120
Speaker 16: hate doing it.

2025
01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:20,519
Speaker 4: If you don't want to talk about it's time. We're

2026
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,080
Speaker 4: having fun here and I'm not trying to get like,

2027
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:25,519
Speaker 4: you know, like serious. But you weren't invited to be

2028
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:29,240
Speaker 4: part of that whole What was the big comedy festival? Yeah,

2029
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:31,120
Speaker 4: you were you part of that.

2030
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,280
Speaker 16: You weren't part of that because it was in Vegas

2031
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:38,360
Speaker 16: that weekend, Garrett weekend. Yeah, No, you know, Look, I

2032
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:43,000
Speaker 16: I would uh, I would say that going over there

2033
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:50,120
Speaker 16: is okay because you are bringing new ideas. I mean,

2034
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:53,040
Speaker 16: you're going over there into a place that is shut

2035
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:56,840
Speaker 16: down and not exposed to Western thought. And I think

2036
01:38:57,080 --> 01:38:58,920
Speaker 16: I think you could justify it as long as you

2037
01:38:59,040 --> 01:39:01,759
Speaker 16: go over there saying I'm going to talk about stuff

2038
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:04,200
Speaker 16: they wouldn't want me to talk about, not like be

2039
01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:07,559
Speaker 16: an outlaw. But I would think that, you know, I'd

2040
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 16: be scared, but I would donate the money to charity,

2041
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,720
Speaker 16: and then I would I would talk about stuff that

2042
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,520
Speaker 16: might push the boundaries.

2043
01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:16,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there was. Man, a lot of these comics

2044
01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:18,320
Speaker 4: got lit up on that backlash.

2045
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2046
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:21,840
Speaker 4: But man, when you get think about, I mean, is

2047
01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:24,400
Speaker 4: how it is, think about the average person and they

2048
01:39:24,479 --> 01:39:26,880
Speaker 4: have like some huge chunk of chain. People go like, oh,

2049
01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:29,679
Speaker 4: you sold out? Well yeah, and what was it? Menas,

2050
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 4: what's that quote you always said?

2051
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,639
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's from Charlotte and the God. He says,

2052
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:34,680
Speaker 7: I can't wait to sell out?

2053
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:35,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was.

2054
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:36,560
Speaker 7: Somebody has to buy in.

2055
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:39,760
Speaker 4: That means that people have to like believe in you.

2056
01:39:40,479 --> 01:39:42,360
Speaker 4: There is behind you, There's something like that. The only

2057
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:44,000
Speaker 4: people who say they wouldn't sell to the people who

2058
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 4: have never had the opportunity. Yeah you know. Yeah, I mean,

2059
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:50,240
Speaker 4: look a big payda to do what you already do.

2060
01:39:50,479 --> 01:39:52,680
Speaker 4: But you're a plumber. Someone says, hey, man, I want

2061
01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:56,920
Speaker 4: you to repipe my house. All right.

2062
01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:58,880
Speaker 7: I normally don't go to that part of town, but

2063
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,240
Speaker 7: I think for this, I my thoughts on it is like,

2064
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:03,839
Speaker 7: why are we trying to go and police everybody everywhere

2065
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:05,559
Speaker 7: else when we still have a lot of problems here.

2066
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:06,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2067
01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:08,599
Speaker 16: No, it's true if you if you there's a lot

2068
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:11,160
Speaker 16: of countries, which countries do you decide? You know, like

2069
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:15,280
Speaker 16: what about what about England? They colonize the world. They

2070
01:40:15,479 --> 01:40:19,639
Speaker 16: starved the Irish to death during the famine. It wasn't

2071
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:23,840
Speaker 16: a famine. The English basically took all the food out

2072
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,400
Speaker 16: of Ireland while there was a potato like there was

2073
01:40:26,439 --> 01:40:29,479
Speaker 16: plenty of other good crops, and they starved a million

2074
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:30,400
Speaker 16: people to death.

2075
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:36,120
Speaker 5: And another thank you very much? Am I not supposed

2076
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:38,880
Speaker 5: to do? Is awesome? London is awesome.

2077
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:42,000
Speaker 4: When everybody was giving Chick fil A a bunch of

2078
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 4: heat about you know, homophobia, whatever, I'm like, the chicken

2079
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:48,040
Speaker 4: is delicious. I separate my politics from my chicken. I

2080
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:51,960
Speaker 4: separate my politics and things from music or movies, because

2081
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:54,880
Speaker 4: if you have to agree with everything that this band

2082
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:58,040
Speaker 4: or whatever the people in the band like like, you

2083
01:40:58,120 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 4: won't like anybody.

2084
01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:02,200
Speaker 5: No the kk K, and I'm not saying that you

2085
01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:03,200
Speaker 5: take out for the KKK.

2086
01:41:03,439 --> 01:41:09,000
Speaker 16: They're bake salesbelievable air.

2087
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:12,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, seven bars, that's true. Tire For now. The other

2088
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:14,760
Speaker 4: thing you got to check out if you enjoy Greg

2089
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:18,320
Speaker 4: Fitzimmons and the storytelling and his comedy, it's uh, it's

2090
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 4: on YouTube. It's his latest special it's called you Know Me,

2091
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:25,000
Speaker 4: And part of the new special, it's you talk about

2092
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:28,599
Speaker 4: how like when kids become teens, right like they think

2093
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 4: that you are so uncool. I'm kind of going through

2094
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:35,479
Speaker 4: that right now. My son's fifteen, my daughter's thirteen. It's

2095
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:36,800
Speaker 4: rob How old are your kids now?

2096
01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:40,600
Speaker 5: Well, now they're twenty five and twenty. That seems to

2097
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:42,840
Speaker 5: be the best, Like you're out of the woods.

2098
01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because now it's a good early part of their

2099
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 4: adulthood where they're kind of struggling and they kind of

2100
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:49,960
Speaker 4: have more of an appreciation. Well, no, I can't wait

2101
01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 4: for my kids to struggle.

2102
01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 16: That is just fun because like you know, they they

2103
01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:57,280
Speaker 16: they're at the age when they start thinking they're smart now.

2104
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:57,559
Speaker 4: Yes.

2105
01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 5: And so here's anversation I had with my daughter the

2106
01:42:01,439 --> 01:42:04,280
Speaker 5: other day. This is word for word. Hey dad, what'd

2107
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:04,840
Speaker 5: you do today?

2108
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:05,479
Speaker 4: Oh?

2109
01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:07,680
Speaker 16: I went on like a thirty mile bike ride. She goes,

2110
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:18,400
Speaker 16: look at you, Louis Armstrong. I said, you want Lance

2111
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:18,920
Speaker 16: arms Strong?

2112
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,040
Speaker 5: And she goes, is that the guy that walked on

2113
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:21,519
Speaker 5: the moon?

2114
01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:29,599
Speaker 8: Oh my god? Yea stretch Armstrong?

2115
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, getting yeah, because man, uh, they I don't know,

2116
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:43,479
Speaker 4: like I wonder sometimes like do you survive? This is

2117
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:46,400
Speaker 4: like I think you either it's live or die. Like

2118
01:42:46,479 --> 01:42:50,160
Speaker 4: getting through the teenage part of parenthood right.

2119
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:52,960
Speaker 16: Well, keeping them off drugs is really hard because like

2120
01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:56,639
Speaker 16: both my kids got very into weed because it used

2121
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:59,760
Speaker 16: to be you came home and you smelt like weed. No,

2122
01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 16: you just eat a gummy or you got a vape pen,

2123
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:06,360
Speaker 16: right and every and you know, once you know California,

2124
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,560
Speaker 16: I saw a change. My kids were teenagers when it

2125
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,559
Speaker 16: got legalized, and all of a sudden, they were just high.

2126
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:15,160
Speaker 16: It just became like every single adult thought it was

2127
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:18,479
Speaker 16: novel to have a vape pen or gummies in their

2128
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:21,040
Speaker 16: sock drawer. And you're a kid, it's the first place

2129
01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:23,320
Speaker 16: you go. You go to your parents' sock drawer. You

2130
01:43:23,439 --> 01:43:29,000
Speaker 16: find the vibrators and you're like mo and and so

2131
01:43:29,320 --> 01:43:32,080
Speaker 16: like it's just it's really hard to stop it.

2132
01:43:32,360 --> 01:43:33,640
Speaker 5: You know, there's not much you can do.

2133
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:36,120
Speaker 4: So the best advice, like for for something like me

2134
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:37,760
Speaker 4: is my wife and I, you know, we get to

2135
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,479
Speaker 4: the point where we're ready to you know, pull our

2136
01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:41,400
Speaker 4: hair if we if we could quit these kids, we

2137
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,599
Speaker 4: would sometimes you know, I've said, like you love them,

2138
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,559
Speaker 4: but you hate being a parent, or you can say

2139
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:49,800
Speaker 4: I love you, but I really don't like you right now.

2140
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:52,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. My parents used to say that's it, and I.

2141
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:53,920
Speaker 4: Try to be I'm like kind of the more cool,

2142
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:56,639
Speaker 4: calm one. My wife is the one losing her mind,

2143
01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:00,320
Speaker 4: I know, and she starts fighting, dirty, arguing, name calling.

2144
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:03,960
Speaker 4: The same with the kids. Oh yeah, she'll get into it.

2145
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:06,519
Speaker 4: I got to like sometimes like, oh, you have sons

2146
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:10,200
Speaker 4: and daughters. My son is fifteen, my daughter's thirteen, so.

2147
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:14,599
Speaker 5: I really have a rough time from thirteen to eighteen.

2148
01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:15,400
Speaker 5: It is really hard.

2149
01:44:15,439 --> 01:44:17,519
Speaker 4: But like right now, it's my son and my daughter

2150
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:20,080
Speaker 4: who are because they are the same person and so

2151
01:44:20,160 --> 01:44:22,160
Speaker 4: they have to have these So any kind of advice

2152
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:24,960
Speaker 4: you have will I'll accept because I just think you

2153
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:26,559
Speaker 4: know something you have to.

2154
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:29,960
Speaker 5: You have to make them feel like they can talk

2155
01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:31,519
Speaker 5: to you about anything.

2156
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:33,360
Speaker 4: Yes, but they can, That's is true.

2157
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I just think you can't be judgmental,

2158
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,760
Speaker 16: you can't be authoritarian. I mean, this is the new

2159
01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:41,599
Speaker 16: school of parenting. Some people think that this is wrong,

2160
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 16: that you should, you know, be really strict with your kids.

2161
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 4: You're an old Irish coow. You got your ass kicked.

2162
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:48,840
Speaker 4: I got my ass kicked, I got be right, and

2163
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,040
Speaker 4: you wish you could still do that. I told my

2164
01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:52,840
Speaker 4: wife the other day, I'm like, wouldn't it be great

2165
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:54,320
Speaker 4: like in the old days, Like we just beat the

2166
01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:56,280
Speaker 4: crap out of here? Yeah, I know, and be done

2167
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:57,960
Speaker 4: with it. I got the beatings and the.

2168
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 7: All of it.

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01:45:02,840 --> 01:45:05,120
Speaker 4: Silent hat what he loves.

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01:45:05,160 --> 01:45:10,240
Speaker 5: It more debilitating than my father used to beat me.

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01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:13,320
Speaker 16: But I would have taken that over a week of

2172
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 16: neither parents speaking a word to make I mean, think

2173
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 16: about what that absolutely.

2174
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:21,519
Speaker 9: My mom gave me the silent treatment once for a week.

2175
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,240
Speaker 9: My dad was out of town on business and for

2176
01:45:23,439 --> 01:45:28,040
Speaker 9: one week not one word was spoken. It was the

2177
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:30,800
Speaker 9: most awkward and the worst feeling in the world. You

2178
01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,240
Speaker 9: talk about depression is when you don't want to be

2179
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:35,760
Speaker 9: where you are. I just wanted to be somewhere else,

2180
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:38,000
Speaker 9: and I'm a kid, I'm at home. It's not like, Hey,

2181
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,479
Speaker 9: I'll be at my weekend place.

2182
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're.

2183
01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,320
Speaker 4: Stuck at home with a mother who won't speak to you.

2184
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:47,800
Speaker 4: It's in that situation, okay. But now, Greg, as as

2185
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:50,639
Speaker 4: a married dude and your wife's mad and she gives

2186
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:55,200
Speaker 4: you a silent treatment, is that not awesome? That's fantastic, right, Yeah,

2187
01:45:56,520 --> 01:45:58,640
Speaker 4: you want to be there's a switch that happens at

2188
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,280
Speaker 4: some point in your life. Were like getting the soilent

2189
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:02,360
Speaker 4: treatment goes from when you're a kid. It sucks to

2190
01:46:02,479 --> 01:46:04,800
Speaker 4: it rules and you're like, what did I do? But

2191
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:08,160
Speaker 4: let me know, I want to do this again.

2192
01:46:08,479 --> 01:46:09,640
Speaker 5: It's okay to have that.

2193
01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:11,640
Speaker 16: But I really do believe in that thing of like,

2194
01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:14,840
Speaker 16: don't go to bed angry, like because if you if

2195
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:17,920
Speaker 16: you can straighten it out, it's such a bad hangover.

2196
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:19,400
Speaker 16: If you get up in the morning and you were

2197
01:46:19,439 --> 01:46:21,720
Speaker 16: angry the night before and you hadn't dealt with it,

2198
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:23,439
Speaker 16: you know, and you wake up and you think, oh,

2199
01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:24,800
Speaker 16: that's right, we're mad at each.

2200
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:26,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.

2201
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:28,080
Speaker 8: And the other way, I'm like, you know what, sleep

2202
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:28,360
Speaker 8: on it.

2203
01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:33,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're not. Something happens when you sleep. Let

2204
01:46:33,360 --> 01:46:34,160
Speaker 4: me just go to sleep.

2205
01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:34,479
Speaker 12: Leep.

2206
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:37,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, something happens when you sleep, you know, just you

2207
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,639
Speaker 4: wake up and whatever you thought. Yeah, it's like right

2208
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:42,679
Speaker 4: after you, Joe, right as soon as you're done everything

2209
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 4: that seemed like a good idea seconds ago, it's no

2210
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:47,920
Speaker 4: longer a good idea gone, yeah, and you just kind

2211
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:49,160
Speaker 4: of made me move on and just shrug it off.

2212
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 16: But that is the problem, is you're fatigued, and that's

2213
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:56,680
Speaker 16: the moment where the real parenting usually comes in. It's

2214
01:46:56,720 --> 01:47:00,200
Speaker 16: the end of the night, and you gotta be It's

2215
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:01,280
Speaker 16: all about consistency.

2216
01:47:01,439 --> 01:47:02,759
Speaker 5: You want to have boundaries.

2217
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:05,080
Speaker 16: I'm not saying like I'm saying, be gentle with them,

2218
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:06,880
Speaker 16: but also have consistent boundaries.

2219
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:08,680
Speaker 4: Were you cool parent as far as like, you know,

2220
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:10,960
Speaker 4: were the kids allowed to get away with certain things

2221
01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:12,679
Speaker 4: or super You say you're strict.

2222
01:47:13,840 --> 01:47:14,960
Speaker 5: I was strict.

2223
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:17,240
Speaker 16: My wife was not as much, which I think it's

2224
01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:20,479
Speaker 16: good to have a good cop bad cop thing. But

2225
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:24,880
Speaker 16: I was strict, and but I didn't yell. I yelled

2226
01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:27,680
Speaker 16: once and I was just talking to my daughter about it.

2227
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:29,800
Speaker 16: We had dinner last night. Here's was great about my daughter.

2228
01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 5: She's twenty two. She lives in the guest house in

2229
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:32,280
Speaker 5: the back.

2230
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:37,840
Speaker 4: Yeah because pretty cool. She comes in. Yeah, guess yes,

2231
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:39,639
Speaker 4: it's perfect, the guest quarters.

2232
01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:41,680
Speaker 16: And she comes in and she she she likes to

2233
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:43,560
Speaker 16: have dinner with us, and she likes to talk to

2234
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:45,839
Speaker 16: We have dinner and then we sit there for three.

2235
01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:48,639
Speaker 5: Hours and talk about life. It's actually really amazing.

2236
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,880
Speaker 4: That's the point I want to get to That's what

2237
01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:52,560
Speaker 4: my wife and I keep thinking about, like if we

2238
01:47:52,640 --> 01:47:55,519
Speaker 4: can survive this on the other end, is this so?

2239
01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:57,360
Speaker 4: I'm sure some people feel about working out, like mom,

2240
01:47:57,560 --> 01:47:59,519
Speaker 4: I'm I can't get myself to work out, But like

2241
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:02,240
Speaker 4: you when you like, you're eventually gonna be able to

2242
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:04,080
Speaker 4: look in the mirror and at the zone feel good

2243
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 4: about it. Right, Eventually we're gonna be able to get

2244
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:07,280
Speaker 4: through this, and we're gonna be able to look at

2245
01:48:07,320 --> 01:48:10,439
Speaker 4: them and go, you know what it was worth about daughters?

2246
01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:12,880
Speaker 4: Like when a girl turns thirteen, that's when she starts

2247
01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:14,759
Speaker 4: hating her parents. Is that true?

2248
01:48:15,080 --> 01:48:18,599
Speaker 5: Oh my god, so true? That is what I didn't

2249
01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:21,240
Speaker 5: hate us? Like, thank god, we never got the I

2250
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:23,920
Speaker 5: hate you. I don't know that I could have handled.

2251
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:26,280
Speaker 4: We've got that. I feel like we get that on

2252
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:29,880
Speaker 4: a pretty regular base. Oh you've been told that? Oh yeah,

2253
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:34,280
Speaker 4: oh god, I know it's not real. People say that

2254
01:48:34,320 --> 01:48:36,800
Speaker 4: stuff in anger. But then I can't wait to move out.

2255
01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:38,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I can't wait for you to move

2256
01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:44,360
Speaker 4: out like that. Look, we have so much in common, man.

2257
01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:46,479
Speaker 5: I'm moving out all right. Your suitcase is on the

2258
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:47,120
Speaker 5: front porch.

2259
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:49,360
Speaker 4: I'd made that joke since the kids were born. I said, hey,

2260
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:52,360
Speaker 4: you know what birthday is one through seventeen. You tell

2261
01:48:52,439 --> 01:48:54,240
Speaker 4: me what you want on your eighteenth birthday, I can

2262
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:55,719
Speaker 4: tell you what you're getting. It's luggage.

2263
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:56,040
Speaker 22: Yeah.

2264
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:56,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2265
01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:59,360
Speaker 16: But I but we I think we stood by her

2266
01:48:59,479 --> 01:49:03,320
Speaker 16: through tough teen years. So when she turned like eighteen,

2267
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:07,479
Speaker 16: she just completely came back and looks at us for advice.

2268
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:08,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2269
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:12,160
Speaker 16: And you know, the pandemic happened right around that age,

2270
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:18,479
Speaker 16: and she and my wife would just have cocktails every night. Yeah,

2271
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:21,400
Speaker 16: you play games and like the pandemic was actually really

2272
01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 16: good for our family.

2273
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:23,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2274
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:25,800
Speaker 9: Well that's why there's that old saying, the older you get,

2275
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:29,120
Speaker 9: the smarter your parents get. Yeah, because you realize, oh man,

2276
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:30,200
Speaker 9: they were right right.

2277
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:33,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we were talking about going to bed angry,

2278
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:38,639
Speaker 4: waking up. It's post not clarity. Yeah, that's the real.

2279
01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:42,599
Speaker 4: Greg fitz Simmons is here. Yeah, he's hosting the Best

2280
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:45,840
Speaker 4: Buddies Benefit of the Comedy Store on Sunday. The show.

2281
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:48,760
Speaker 4: A bunch of other comedians are on there and the

2282
01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:57,639
Speaker 4: tickets are available Fitzdog f I t Z dog dot com. Alright,

2283
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:02,559
Speaker 4: well we have Greg Fitzsimmons here, Yes, and Greg has

2284
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:05,880
Speaker 4: his podcast fitz Dog Radio podcast. You can get it

2285
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:09,080
Speaker 4: by going to Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. I'm sure it's

2286
01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:12,240
Speaker 4: on all the different podcast platforms and and stuff like

2287
01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:16,160
Speaker 4: that too. Also Greg Simby hosting the Best Buddies Benefit

2288
01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 4: at the Comedy Store on Sunday. The show features Andrew Santino,

2289
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:23,400
Speaker 4: you got Craig Robinson, who are some of the other names.

2290
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:28,160
Speaker 16: Ron Funches and Andy Letterman and then a special guestsial

2291
01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:32,120
Speaker 16: surprise guest too big to men, not allowed to mention.

2292
01:50:33,360 --> 01:50:35,639
Speaker 4: So what is that because like maybe they have another

2293
01:50:35,720 --> 01:50:37,759
Speaker 4: gig and don't want to take away from.

2294
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:40,599
Speaker 16: Yeah, they have a huge theater show and I'm coming

2295
01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:43,040
Speaker 16: up and so you can't say their name, right.

2296
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:45,719
Speaker 4: We've run up again stuff like that before. There's always

2297
01:50:45,760 --> 01:50:48,240
Speaker 4: a reason, you know. But yeah, it's a and it's

2298
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:52,360
Speaker 4: a benefiting the Best Buddies charity and so you know,

2299
01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:54,560
Speaker 4: Greg was talking about that earlier, just helping people, you know,

2300
01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:58,160
Speaker 4: get by and get gigs and you know, be able

2301
01:50:58,200 --> 01:50:59,160
Speaker 4: to be independent.

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01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:03,320
Speaker 16: I guess is people with intellectual disabilities that are able

2303
01:51:03,439 --> 01:51:06,559
Speaker 16: to they live in group homes where they can get

2304
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:08,840
Speaker 16: to the point where somebody from Best Buddies comes by

2305
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:11,160
Speaker 16: a couple of days a week, make sure that you

2306
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:13,080
Speaker 16: know if things are running smooth in the house. But

2307
01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:15,200
Speaker 16: for the for some of these people, they've lived with

2308
01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:17,720
Speaker 16: their families their entire lives, and now they're able to

2309
01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:19,080
Speaker 16: do independent living.

2310
01:51:19,200 --> 01:51:22,360
Speaker 8: And that's such a gift to the families. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

2311
01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:24,000
Speaker 8: just like let them be independent.

2312
01:51:24,439 --> 01:51:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they.

2313
01:51:25,800 --> 01:51:28,519
Speaker 16: Get internships that a lot of times turns into jobs

2314
01:51:28,640 --> 01:51:31,720
Speaker 16: because when you have somebody working for you sometimes that's

2315
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:32,640
Speaker 16: on the spectrum.

2316
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:36,000
Speaker 5: They're like unbelievably good work.

2317
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 4: They're way better.

2318
01:51:37,080 --> 01:51:40,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, everybody loves them just being around them, like like, well,

2319
01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 16: me and my wife will go bowling sometimes will take

2320
01:51:43,479 --> 01:51:49,320
Speaker 16: like some somebodies bowling. You just there, it's like prozac.

2321
01:51:49,479 --> 01:51:53,320
Speaker 16: You feel so good. They're just there's no cynicism, there's

2322
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:55,400
Speaker 16: no malice. They're just happy people.

2323
01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 13: Uh.

2324
01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's kind of a gift. That's why we

2325
01:51:58,920 --> 01:51:59,240
Speaker 5: love them.

2326
01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:02,639
Speaker 8: That's why Morgan I love on the spectrum. It's not cynical.

2327
01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:04,320
Speaker 8: It's just these lovely people.

2328
01:52:04,360 --> 01:52:09,120
Speaker 4: Just without that who love trains exactly what. Yeah, there

2329
01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:11,040
Speaker 4: was there was a guy he owns a business. I

2330
01:52:11,120 --> 01:52:13,400
Speaker 4: saw something. There was like a not a documentary, but

2331
01:52:13,439 --> 01:52:16,400
Speaker 4: there was like one of those like CBS Sunday Morning

2332
01:52:16,560 --> 01:52:20,840
Speaker 4: type things. They did features like yeah, an interest on

2333
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:24,320
Speaker 4: this guy. He's got a son who's on the spectrum

2334
01:52:24,439 --> 01:52:28,400
Speaker 4: and just like really smart kid, very like good hard worker,

2335
01:52:28,920 --> 01:52:32,840
Speaker 4: just couldn't get a job, and so he hired him

2336
01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:36,400
Speaker 4: in his company, right the dad's company, and ended up

2337
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:39,559
Speaker 4: like just dusting everybody. And then they started a whole

2338
01:52:39,720 --> 01:52:44,120
Speaker 4: different company and they just hired like all people who

2339
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:47,880
Speaker 4: are kind of like him, and with fewer employees, they

2340
01:52:48,200 --> 01:52:52,080
Speaker 4: smoke the competent. I forget what the industry was, so

2341
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:54,320
Speaker 4: it became this thing. And so now it's an organization

2342
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:56,600
Speaker 4: kind of like what you're talking about that you know,

2343
01:52:57,320 --> 01:53:00,720
Speaker 4: helps people get into those positions because these companies they're

2344
01:53:00,760 --> 01:53:02,640
Speaker 4: looking for somebody who actually cares, who doesn't want to

2345
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:03,800
Speaker 4: quite quit and you know.

2346
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:07,519
Speaker 16: Yeah, and when I was in Boston, I visited the

2347
01:53:07,960 --> 01:53:10,760
Speaker 16: it was this company in the Prudential Center and they

2348
01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:15,080
Speaker 16: had somebody that worked there and uh from Best Buddies

2349
01:53:15,640 --> 01:53:17,880
Speaker 16: And there was a major snowstorm in Boston and they

2350
01:53:17,960 --> 01:53:19,080
Speaker 16: said nobody showed up.

2351
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:21,559
Speaker 5: To work except him, he.

2352
01:53:23,640 --> 01:53:23,840
Speaker 4: Guy.

2353
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:26,240
Speaker 5: And then so and then I do this thing.

2354
01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:29,679
Speaker 16: Tom Brady, to his credit, was the face of best

2355
01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:33,840
Speaker 16: buddies for years. He was like the guy and you know,

2356
01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:35,960
Speaker 16: like knew a lot of the buddies and would show

2357
01:53:36,040 --> 01:53:38,679
Speaker 16: up for the benefits. So I did this bike ride

2358
01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:41,760
Speaker 16: from Boston to Cape Cod to raise money. So I

2359
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:45,200
Speaker 16: fly in and the night before the bike ride, they

2360
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:50,840
Speaker 16: had a celebrity touch football game at Harvard Stadium and

2361
01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:59,519
Speaker 16: all Edelman and Gronk and Slot off her chair so much,

2362
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:03,440
Speaker 16: and they all showed up and it was like celebrities,

2363
01:54:03,640 --> 01:54:09,160
Speaker 16: well people like me that were playing against the Patriots,

2364
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:11,760
Speaker 16: and buddies on the field mixed in.

2365
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:16,000
Speaker 5: And so I end up on on Brady's team and I.

2366
01:54:16,120 --> 01:54:21,280
Speaker 16: Meet him and he is godou like you feel this

2367
01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:23,280
Speaker 16: angly since you need him.

2368
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:25,599
Speaker 5: He looks right in your eyes and you know he's

2369
01:54:25,640 --> 01:54:26,120
Speaker 5: a legend.

2370
01:54:26,479 --> 01:54:28,120
Speaker 16: And so we get in the huddle and he's telling

2371
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:31,519
Speaker 16: the buddy's all right, you run over there to the left,

2372
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:33,840
Speaker 16: you run straight up there.

2373
01:54:33,880 --> 01:54:35,600
Speaker 5: And then I'm looking at him like a puppy, and

2374
01:54:35,680 --> 01:54:37,600
Speaker 5: he's like, what are you looking at? Just go out.

2375
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:41,360
Speaker 16: And so a couple of plays later, I'm running down

2376
01:54:41,400 --> 01:54:44,800
Speaker 16: the sideline and I look over my shoulder and Tom

2377
01:54:44,880 --> 01:54:48,480
Speaker 16: Brady is looking at me and he takes the ball

2378
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:53,760
Speaker 16: back and he pops up this tight soft spiral and

2379
01:54:53,840 --> 01:54:55,760
Speaker 16: I'm running and I got my arms out for a

2380
01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:58,720
Speaker 16: basket catch. I'm like, I'm going to catch a pass

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Speaker 16: from Tom Brady. Don't don't blow this, don't trip soft

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Speaker 16: hands bringing it. Ball lands on my hands, I pull

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Speaker 16: it in, I catch it. But then I had two

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Speaker 16: out and I scored a touchdown.

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Speaker 4: And I look back and I just see Tom Brady

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Speaker 4: with his face in his hands. But here's the thing

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Speaker 4: that's that's a good life lesson.

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Speaker 15: You know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not always.

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Speaker 4: Gonna be people moving out of your way, you know,

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Speaker 4: with the snow plowing right talking about that here five

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Speaker 4: six two. I participated in the Best Buddies program in

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Speaker 4: high school. I was assigned a kid with special needs,

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Speaker 4: My job was supposed to be to make them feel

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Speaker 4: You guys are number one. That's from David. And then

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Speaker 4: and I appreciate Greg Fitzsimmons. You are a good dude. Man,

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Speaker 4: You're a lot of fun. We love having you here

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Speaker 16: That's such a pleasure. Thanks for having me you guys,

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Speaker 16: and shout out to your production team. You guys have

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Speaker 4: It really really is tight. You thank you more. He

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Speaker 4: shows next by Hattie. That's sure got a tasty kick, Dow.

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Speaker 4: Words of wisdom please. Yeah, pain is a teacher dressed

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