Speaker 1: His neck and pretending you'll be in Finisheta next summer.
Speaker 1: This is Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo
Speaker 1: in the morning. Anna is narrowing down which doctor is
Speaker 1: going to do her augmentation.
Speaker 2: Yes, I had.
Speaker 3: Two consultations this week, and I think I found my doctor.
Speaker 4: Well because you told us about a doctor a week
Speaker 4: or two ago and he was like outrageously okay, which I'm.
Speaker 3: Now is not really that outrageous because both of these doctors,
Speaker 3: I think he was fourteen and these doctors were twelve.
Speaker 1: But this doctor was kind of weird.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, not weird. It's just something that I peeped.
Speaker 3: Both of them were married men. Like they had wedding
Speaker 3: rings on, so I know that they were married men.
Speaker 3: And in the consultations they have to measure and touch
Speaker 3: and he's pulling my boobs up and stuff, and he's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think I could get it like this and this
Speaker 3: and very handsy with.
Speaker 2: My my boobs.
Speaker 3: And I'm just looking at the ring on his finger,
Speaker 3: like I wonder what his wife thinks about this, And
Speaker 3: just the profession in general. You're probably seeing primarily women
Speaker 3: all day. Yeah, both exactly, women all day, probably attractive,
Speaker 3: touching their boobs, looking at their boobs, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this has to be the worst profession for like you
Speaker 3: to be married to.
Speaker 4: I think it's old after a while, though, you think
Speaker 4: for them, you know, it's like, yeah, immune I see it.
Speaker 4: He probably I'm not saying me, but like they're probably like,
Speaker 4: I see you know, a hundred sets of boobs a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boob she probably got.
Speaker 3: But then do you even get excited over your wife's
Speaker 3: boobs if you're looking.
Speaker 1: At boobs that she's got great boobs. Cosmetic surgeon, your
Speaker 1: wife's got great boobs.
Speaker 3: One of the doctors kept referencing his wife's boobs, and
Speaker 3: I was like, did you do the surgery? He was like,
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I had to have
Speaker 3: my friend do it.
Speaker 1: My friend. Did you ask him who his friend was
Speaker 1: so you can go get a kindulations I did.
Speaker 2: I was like, why didn't you do it?
Speaker 1: But I would. I would want to go to the
Speaker 1: one that I always say, who's the doctor that the
Speaker 1: doctors let operate on them? A quick question for you
Speaker 1: when they do these consultations, is there a female nurse
Speaker 1: in the room with them while he's doing.
Speaker 3: It, so one of them didn't, which I didn't realize
Speaker 3: was weird because it was the first doctor that I
Speaker 3: went to, But everyone after that always has a female
Speaker 3: nurse in there with it.
Speaker 1: In those like moments where you know, he left hand,
Speaker 1: right hand, Yeah, he juggled.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like they're doing too much? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Like, how do you know the line between this is
Speaker 6: what he has to do and this is a little
Speaker 6: bit more.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like I think I don't think
Speaker 3: they were doing too much. Like the way that they
Speaker 3: were describing it, Like they were describing the surgery. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: well I pulled this skin over here and wrap this
Speaker 3: and the incision would go here.
Speaker 1: Was never just like yeah, do they pull out the markers?
Speaker 2: No? Not yet, not yet.
Speaker 1: I like that part. Do you hate that though, when
Speaker 1: they pull the markers out and if they do that,
Speaker 1: it's stuck on you. You got sharpie marker on your boobs
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, whoever I'm seeing would be in night?
Speaker 1: Can they use dry erase? That's interesting that Anna says
Speaker 1: that she could never see herself in a relationship where
Speaker 1: he thinks it would be hard for the women who
Speaker 1: are married to cosmetic surgeons. I bet you there's a
Speaker 1: lot of occupations that are like that too. Like, like
Speaker 1: you think about any of the occupations where primarily your
Speaker 1: customer base is women. Doctor Werner would be one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be one. Although where would you rather have
Speaker 1: Would you rather have your doctor be or your husband
Speaker 1: be a doctor that sits there and is touching women
Speaker 1: all day or a guy that's touching people's garbage garbage?
Speaker 1: You want the garbage man, Yeah, you want the guy
Speaker 1: that's hanging on the back of the priority waste vehicle,
Speaker 1: like throwing in people's banana peels and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I would rather that it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, comes home smelling like that.
Speaker 2: I then a bunch of boobies in his face all day.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That does have to be a tough profession, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is there.
Speaker 3: A profession that you wouldn't date as far as women go.
Speaker 6: I've always said like a stripper, But I think I
Speaker 6: could do it, really, Yeah, I think I could do.
Speaker 6: I don't want to just you know, rule them out
Speaker 6: like that, but in my mind it would be tough
Speaker 6: that like somebody else is like looking at my girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but I don't know. I'd have a
Speaker 1: hard time with a firefighter or a police officer only
Speaker 1: because they go out every single military they go to
Speaker 1: work every day, and you don't know if that's the
Speaker 1: last time you're going to see there a form O
Speaker 1: Joe Live Text nine five five zero zero. I'm interestingly
Speaker 1: enough wondering. You know, the last time that we did
Speaker 1: a topic about the boobs, it was basically people all
Speaker 1: with their conversations of you know, consultations and stuff. How
Speaker 1: many consultations do you think that an average person does
Speaker 1: before they do a major event like this, because I
Speaker 1: think and I people that have had you know, plastic
Speaker 1: surgery and stuff. A lot of times people get the
Speaker 1: name from somebody else. Yeah, and then usually that's the
Speaker 1: person they go to well because they've seen his or
Speaker 1: her work. And you have been going to many of
Speaker 1: these consultations. What are you looking for? Like, what's the
Speaker 1: thing are you looking for?
Speaker 3: Actual guest, your opinion on this right now, because this
Speaker 3: is a decision that I'm making, and something that I
Speaker 3: was really looking for for is these motiva implants which
Speaker 3: we talked about. It's like a different one. It has
Speaker 3: less than one percent chance of like the bad things
Speaker 3: that come with like the saline or whatever implants. So
Speaker 3: that's something that I really want. I'm in between two doctors.
Speaker 3: One of them I liked the doctor. I liked his
Speaker 3: knowledge and how he said he would do the surgery. However,
Speaker 3: they don't have motiva implants. Another doctor who I liked,
Speaker 3: He was cool, but I didn't like him as much.
Speaker 3: He has the motiva implants. So I'm like, do I
Speaker 3: go with the doctor that I like a little bit
Speaker 3: less because he has the type of implant that I like,
Speaker 3: or do I go with the doctor that I might
Speaker 3: trust a lite little bit more but he doesn't have
Speaker 3: the implan. You can't just order them, No, you have
Speaker 3: to be like double board certified or something to these implants.
Speaker 4: That's hard because I do think bedside manner like it
Speaker 4: does affect your opinion. But a lot of these doctors
Speaker 4: are like their personalities are kind of funky and they
Speaker 4: don't have good bedside manner.
Speaker 1: Are they just a little like weirder or you know.
Speaker 4: I've come into contact with both male and female doctors
Speaker 4: who just have interesting personalities, but they're incredible at what
Speaker 4: they do, and that's what ultimately matters.
Speaker 1: Why do we not see women who are classic surgeons.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 3: Something else I really liked is on one of them.
Speaker 3: All of the nurses had their boobs done by the
Speaker 3: doctor that I.
Speaker 1: Would see advertise.
Speaker 3: So I got to look at all of them and
Speaker 3: they were like, yeah, he did mine.
Speaker 2: These are them No, but they had on a tight
Speaker 2: shirt and I was like, okay, what's good.
Speaker 1: I don't trust that though they're free. Here's the reason
Speaker 1: why I don't trust it. Yeah, you're you know what
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like a slow week, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go in the back. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. They still got to look good though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I liked hearing from them, and they told me the
Speaker 3: healing process. I was like, okay, this is what I'm
Speaker 3: going to go doctor. Was it the one that did
Speaker 3: the motiva which I wanted?
Speaker 1: I think that's and they might have friends and family discount.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How you doing Taylor?
Speaker 7: Hi, Mojo, how's it going good?
Speaker 1: We're discussing Anna. That's you the voices here that's talking
Speaker 1: about wanting the boobs. Your thoughts? Yeah, I think you
Speaker 1: should get the boobs.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Okay, did you get the boobs, ma'am.
Speaker 7: Get the boobs, and your doctor doesn't care because I
Speaker 7: texted and my dad's an opie guyin and he says
Speaker 7: about ninety percent of vagina they're not even nice to
Speaker 7: look at.
Speaker 2: I don't imagine.
Speaker 1: Do you ever ask your dad though? Like dad a sandwich,
Speaker 1: I gotta dum, I gotta dump what Kevin just said there?
Speaker 1: Now that means I can't go to I can't go
Speaker 1: to throwback music for a little bit, or it will
Speaker 1: sound weird because of the delay. But yeah, quick question, Taylor,
Speaker 1: did you ever ask uh your dad if your mom's
Speaker 1: is the best vagina that he's ever given an exam to.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately I have asked that and he does say, yes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful. Yeah, after all these years, he loves
Speaker 1: he loves her vagina. That's wonderful to the best one's
Speaker 1: see that. That's good. I love that. What's up John?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 5: Hey? Listen? I've been listening for twenty years and first
Speaker 5: time montame, Hey, Hey, I get a little trick you
Speaker 5: just mentioned about the permanent marker would be on all
Speaker 5: day or whatever. But you can do this. You can
Speaker 5: try this right now and you'll thank me. Later. If
Speaker 5: you accidentally put permanent marker on something, go over it
Speaker 5: with the dry erase marker marker and it races right off.
Speaker 1: Is it like magic? Is that that magic marker thing?
Speaker 1: Or he's trying to get you.
Speaker 5: Not on your boot on anything. If you put permanent
Speaker 5: marker down and you're like, oh, go over it with
Speaker 5: the dry race marker and and it races right now,
Speaker 5: it's not your move but glass or or marker board
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, this guy's trying to get us to do
Speaker 1: graff this studio. What's up, Veronica? How you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm good. How are you guys?
Speaker 1: We're good? What's happening?
Speaker 7: Uh So, I'm the first time long time. I was
Speaker 7: just going to comment on the bedside manor part of it.
Speaker 7: I personally think that sometimes some of these surgeons and
Speaker 7: stuff are just so far and it makes me believe
Speaker 7: that some of them might be autistic, and that could
Speaker 7: be where some the bedside manner comes in because they
Speaker 7: don't have the same people skills like we.
Speaker 5: I don't want to say we.
Speaker 1: There's one guy I know for sure that is a
Speaker 1: cosmetic surgeon or plastic surgeon in town here that I've
Speaker 1: heard that about.
Speaker 2: It's like The Good Doctor the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's he's so he's so smart, but he
Speaker 1: comes across weirder because he is so brilliantly smart and yeah, interesting,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting thought. Heleno. What's up?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 8: So when I was dating, I had a man that
Speaker 8: I metched with on a dating app that told me
Speaker 8: that he was a porn star. And I was immediately like, Nope.
Speaker 2: Can't do that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, that would he want you in
Speaker 3: the future videos?
Speaker 1: Did you go on a date with him? I did
Speaker 1: not know.
Speaker 8: He was really upfront, just saying like, this is my job.
Speaker 8: Are you Are you comfortable with that? And I was
Speaker 8: like I am not. And that was the end of it.
Speaker 1: I would definitely get a date with a Did you
Speaker 1: ask him what kind of porn he does? He does? Like?
Speaker 2: I did not know.
Speaker 8: I didn't ask any further questions.
Speaker 2: At that point.
Speaker 8: My dating life was like very much like I want
Speaker 8: to find my future partner, like I'm not gonna mess
Speaker 8: around with anything that isn't going to go forward and
Speaker 8: moved on.
Speaker 1: What are you married?
Speaker 8: I am not, no, but I am in the relationship.
Speaker 1: There was a guy that we met at one of
Speaker 1: our gigs are remote. Who is a porn star? And
Speaker 1: I said to him, go, look kind of you know,
Speaker 1: like what kind of porn you do? Like what's like,
Speaker 1: what are some of the themes of the porns you do?
Speaker 1: And he started naming them and he goes through the
Speaker 1: whole thing and he goes and sometimes gay porn and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, so are you you know by and
Speaker 1: he's like, no, I just do it. It's acting. And
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, wow, you don't fake. Wow. By
Speaker 1: the way, For those that don't know this, the Detroit area,
Speaker 1: like the suburban Detroit area in Oakland County, it's one
Speaker 1: of the biggest areas for porn filming. There's student we
Speaker 1: don't we used to have movie studios like for.
Speaker 4: Like, there used to be one on Maple Road. I
Speaker 4: remember going to It's not there anymore, but it's crazy.
Speaker 1: What's up? Tea initial t voice disguised.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I got to be the guy for this
Speaker 9: time of embarrassing find up taking a bluetoo well one
Speaker 9: of my friends and uh yeah crazy. And after this
Speaker 9: of like three days, my stuff was still hurting. So
Speaker 9: I ended up going to my doctors going on with it.
Speaker 9: He literally told me he couldn't inspect it unless it
Speaker 9: was hard.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So what'd you do? Why are we
Speaker 1: what does this have to do with this?
Speaker 9: The profession creepy the creepy doctors.
Speaker 1: Oh, creepy doctors. So what'd y'all do? Yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: need to know.
Speaker 9: I got up there and walk out.
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, yeah why I don't even know why
Speaker 1: the call was even put on. What do you mean
Speaker 1: it made? He said, creepy profession. I understand, but we
Speaker 1: weren't even on creepy professions.
Speaker 2: We weren't getting any calls.
Speaker 1: No, that's what we had called. I had enough calls.
Speaker 1: I didn't need any more calls on