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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. I'm here to raise

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Speaker 1: my hand and say I would like to nominate myself

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Speaker 1: as the worst eight hundred and four on NAIN ninety

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Speaker 1: three ninety three. I want to find the worst texture

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Speaker 1: in Tampa Bay. Now here's some qualifications. Obviously, you gotta

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Speaker 1: have some unread text message. Maybe you gotta have like

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Speaker 1: a story attached to it. I believe that I'm the

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Speaker 1: worst text But this all starts with Katie. Katie, a

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Speaker 1: couple days ago, you wrote something about texting.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: So Summerhouse is back on Bravo and they do a

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Speaker 3: Watch what Happens Live after show and Amanda from Summerhouse

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Speaker 3: said she is a quote terrible texter. And nothing irritates

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Speaker 3: me more when someone's like, oh sorry, I didn't text

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Speaker 3: you back.

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Speaker 2: I'm a terrible texter. No one is a terrible texter.

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Speaker 3: We are all in our phones all the time unless

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Speaker 3: you are asleep.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a terrible text texture.

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Speaker 4: No, you guys, I am my phone on D and

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Speaker 4: D all the time.

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Speaker 2: I'm a horrible texture.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Can I be honest with that too?

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Speaker 6: Joe.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just like I don't think that you should

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Speaker 1: be allowed to have me and do not disturb.

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Speaker 4: You're not only through text, but if you can your

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Speaker 4: jed call me.

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Speaker 2: You go right through.

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Speaker 1: I know, but like I'll text you and I see

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Speaker 1: the moon and it makes me But.

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Speaker 2: You're fine, You're gonna get it.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna see the text and what's most important is

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Speaker 4: you'll be able to call me.

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Speaker 7: You guys get right through. Fine, you're the favorites. How

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Speaker 7: many unread text messages do you guys have in here?

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't like notifications, so I just opened them.

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Speaker 1: I went through and I hit read all on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: so I cleaned them out.

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Speaker 2: You have a lot of unread text messages. I'm currently

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Speaker 2: sitting at one. Oh my godness, I.

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Speaker 4: Throw you out open your text messages? Is it because

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Speaker 4: like then you feel obligated to reply.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'll see the te And that's why I have my

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Speaker 4: phone on D and D because I know if I

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Speaker 4: see the text, I'm gonna reply right away. And it's

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Speaker 4: not that it's like a whole like replying right away.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I don't want to deal with it. At

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Speaker 4: that moment, I got.

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Speaker 1: Hit with the worst text of all time from our

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Speaker 1: boss Tommy.

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Speaker 2: What do you say?

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Speaker 1: Well, he texted me yesterday about curling. He said, curling

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Speaker 1: is such an interesting sport to watch. Yeah, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: text either, he said, I like how they yell at

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Speaker 1: each other. I missed those texts. He then an hour

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Speaker 1: later texted, go chat, go cats in good chat, not

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Speaker 1: the good chat, which then I saw that and I said,

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Speaker 1: oh God, So then I text I've been hibernating all day,

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Speaker 1: laugh laugh flat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just not a texter like this girl that

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Speaker 4: I'm dating right now. I'm more of an audio person.

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Speaker 2: So like, I hate that.

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Speaker 1: I know you do.

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Speaker 4: But she was like, so we can't text. Now you

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Speaker 4: have nothing to say because you can't text. I'm like, no,

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Speaker 4: I'd rather just in an audio rather you just call me.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to send a text person.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's a standard requirement for anyone who

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Speaker 1: leaves a voice message to be eating.

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Speaker 4: Well they no, hey man, yeah, maybe people like it.

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Speaker 2: I maybe people like it. Holy Jesus.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well the topic's over because we found the

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Speaker 1: worst texter Matthew, how many unread texts?

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Speaker 2: Do you ever right now?

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Speaker 8: Three hundred and thirty eight?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: I'll read the text, just like on the notification on

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Speaker 8: the front of my phone, and then I just mentally reply.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes i'll call the person, but a couple of days

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Speaker 8: later they're like, hey, you never texted me back.

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Speaker 1: Oops.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I thought I replied with.

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Speaker 1: You having three hundred and thirty eight unread text Do

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Speaker 1: you think anyone in there is unread who like you

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Speaker 1: definitely should have responded to me.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure there's like different job opportunities

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Speaker 8: and all types of important stuff in there.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to it at the end of the year.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, at least I got rid of the twenty two

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Speaker 8: thousand emails. I don't have twenty thousand emails anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's another thing too.

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Speaker 1: Here, everyone go look at your emails right now.

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Speaker 2: This is bad.

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Speaker 1: Six thousand, one hundred and fifty three for me, emails, emails,

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Speaker 1: questions thirty.

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Speaker 3: Thirty four, third thirty two, and your personal Yeah, look,

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Speaker 3: mama nineteen and forty seven.

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Speaker 2: By god, Matthew, I guess you're not that bad.

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Speaker 5: Hey, oh my man, Hey, moment, my man, moment.

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Speaker 1: You text everyone, so you are a good judge? Who

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Speaker 1: is who is the worst texture out of Jedia?

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Speaker 5: Come on, man, you can't do that to No.

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Speaker 2: It's honestly, I don't care if you're not going to okay.

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Speaker 5: You know something, you know something, you know something. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna say kind of equal, but not equal because that

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Speaker 5: sounds I'll take Zoe and he won't answer to the

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Speaker 5: next day. It sounds I texted and he answered right

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Speaker 5: away or not to the next day. Kind of equal,

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Speaker 5: but at least I get a text back. But then

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Speaker 5: you know, it sounds like I said and texting eight

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Speaker 5: why man, but not said it's the worst text?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, thank you. You were taking a little bit to.

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Speaker 4: Get a text messages.

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Speaker 2: Do you have one hundred and ninety nine un read

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Speaker 2: text messages?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred and night. I wanted to just reach

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Speaker 5: It pertains to me. I Sometimes I'll read a message

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Speaker 5: of right and I'd be like, hey, my man, I'm

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Speaker 5: going to answer that, and I sound like I'm trying

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Speaker 5: to not be, you know, a holist. Or sometimes I'll

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Speaker 5: answer the text. I'll start texting it and then might

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Speaker 5: some humless and I'll be like, no, that sounds like

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Speaker 5: it sounds a homeless, and then I just will send

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Speaker 5: it and I'll just be like, just call me.

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Speaker 1: G Do you guys have anyone in your phone where

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Speaker 1: you feel like your response has to be like witty

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Speaker 1: or good or like you put a lot of pressure

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Speaker 1: on the response. No, Yeah, because I have certain people. Well,

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Speaker 1: like when I text our boss Mark, I love mark

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Speaker 1: O Mark. I just want Mark to be proud of

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Speaker 1: me every day. So sometimes they'll text me and I'll

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Speaker 1: be like, I can't respond until I think it's something witty,

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Speaker 1: I mean, go through that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like that, like brands, that's gotta be a You

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Speaker 6: have anybody.

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Speaker 5: Right, we actually my man though, it's levels to who

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Speaker 5: watch text back? Though, that's the thing, And I think

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Speaker 5: everybody everybody has levels on who they're gonna text back

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Speaker 5: and who ignore, because like I have like my mom, Naomi,

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Speaker 5: and then like Joe, Jed, my kid, my oldest son,

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Speaker 5: Like I only have five people I really respond to,

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Speaker 5: like everybody else.

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Speaker 4: Is just like I just found out recently that you

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Speaker 4: can have like like Joe, you have like your favorites

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Speaker 4: that you text all the time.

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Speaker 2: In the Yes, I just noticed that.

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Speaker 1: My bubbles Yeah at the top, Yeah, it's pinned right,

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Speaker 1: you know that pinned?

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Speaker 2: No, why am I not pinned?

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Speaker 4: Because you're gonna text me anyway, you'll be at the top.

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Speaker 2: That would have been Yeah, come on, Love and Jewels,

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Speaker 2: Come on PI me one time.

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