Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday, before we get into
Speaker 1: the emails, or China apparently infiltrating every part of our country,
Speaker 1: or this theft in France, or anything else, or.
Speaker 2: Basically just screwing off for the last hour, I wanted
Speaker 2: to play something from Jeff Daniels. Jeff Daniels is an actor.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter if you don't know who he is, it's
Speaker 2: not important. But Jeff Daniels went on MSNBC. Now let
Speaker 2: me give you just a little bit of background here.
Speaker 2: You may know this, you may not, But artificial intelligence,
Speaker 2: you already know, is everywhere, and that artificial intelligence videos
Speaker 2: are now all the rage, all the rage. If they
Speaker 2: wanted to make a video of you speaking in Donald
Speaker 2: Trump's voice while writing a dinosaur that they could make that,
Speaker 2: right Trump, because he's just one of the biggest trolls ever.
Speaker 2: Trump on the during the No Kings protests, puts up
Speaker 2: a video. The video was obviously AI. It wasn't real.
Speaker 2: Who knows who made it? I promise it wasn't Trump.
Speaker 2: The video was AI and it shows Donald Trump as
Speaker 2: a fighter pilot. He gets in a fighter jet, he
Speaker 2: flies over a No King's Rally protest and he drops
Speaker 2: poop bombs. He drops poop on the people in the
Speaker 2: No King's rally protest. All right, So is it the
Speaker 2: most mature thing in the world. No, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's totally Donald Trump. It's just it's Tim Tim all right.
Speaker 2: So that was it was just a dumb, dumb AI video.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even by the way, I don't even think
Speaker 2: it's the top of the dumbest AI videos Trump has
Speaker 2: never done. Remember when he did the one of him
Speaker 2: and net and Yah who in Gaza and after Oh, Chris,
Speaker 2: you don't remember the Gaza one. Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 2: have to look it up, so get there, No, Chris,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. This is when Trump was telling everybody
Speaker 2: that he was going to turn Gaza into real estate,
Speaker 2: beachfront property. He then puts up an AI video of
Speaker 2: him and Netanyahu sitting on a beach in Gaza having
Speaker 2: my ties in front of this election. It was just
Speaker 2: the dumbest thing in the world. Anyway, it's what Trump does.
Speaker 2: So the fighter jet, the poop on the protesters, this
Speaker 2: is just a dumb Trump thing that led Jeff Daniels
Speaker 2: to say something like this, did we really.
Speaker 3: Have to treat people like that?
Speaker 4: You know the meme that he had where he was
Speaker 4: flying with the crown and the you know, spewing or
Speaker 4: excrement all over the.
Speaker 2: People down below the country America. Yeah, we tried it.
Speaker 2: Would Lincoln have done that? Would Lincoln have done that?
Speaker 2: Abraham lincol Would Lincoln do something like that? I mean,
Speaker 2: could we have picked any other president? No? No, Lincoln?
Speaker 2: What do you used? Real bombs? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't Lincoln have done that? These people have no understanding
Speaker 2: of history. What anyway, let's let's move on. I I
Speaker 2: think maybe maybe we're starting to see a crack in
Speaker 2: the tranny insanity. And the other reason I say that
Speaker 2: is not only are the child tranny stuff, by the
Speaker 2: grace of God, that's going away, that fad is passing,
Speaker 2: But this Abigail Spanburger chick, who's trying to be the
Speaker 2: governor of Virginia, she came out and said this, and.
Speaker 3: Wow, the real challenges there's a lot of people who've
Speaker 3: you know, never met a trans person, whether they're a
Speaker 3: transuth or an adult. And so there's a real effort
Speaker 3: to engage in some level of fear mongering. And you know,
Speaker 3: I really do believe that we should as a as
Speaker 3: a society, as a whole, you know, demonstrate a fair
Speaker 3: amount of grace to people who are confused about you know,
Speaker 3: when we're talking about bathrooms, or when we're talking about
Speaker 3: sports participation, like are what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: That is benign as benign a comment from a Democrat
Speaker 2: on the trane stuff, as we've heard in years, going wrong.
Speaker 2: It's a horrible comment. I'm not defending it, but this
Speaker 2: is benign, a comment on the trane stuff as we've
Speaker 2: heard in years. It's something Look, hey, we're grasping its straws. Here,
Speaker 2: we're grasping its straws. Jesse. I was riding in the
Speaker 2: motorcycle one afternoon after work. I saw a house with
Speaker 2: the Mexican flag flying on the front porch. It occurred.
Speaker 2: Then what it means in the past, planning a flag
Speaker 2: and a territory means one is claiming it as one's own.
Speaker 2: This has been done throughout history and it's still done today.
Speaker 2: My questions are, am I weird for seeing it this way?
Speaker 2: And if not weird? And this is what it means,
Speaker 2: why do I feel like I'm the only one who
Speaker 2: sees it this way? Okay, so, for one, you're not
Speaker 2: weird at all. But let let me explain something. We have,
Speaker 2: for a very long time in this country, at different
Speaker 2: points in time, had mass influxes of people from certain countries.
Speaker 2: It's really fascinating when you go look at it. In fact,
Speaker 2: I would encourage you to encourage you, you know how,
Speaker 2: I've told you to visit New York City, especially before
Speaker 2: man Donni gets there and finishes the place off. Go
Speaker 2: to Ellis Island, but we won't go into that right now.
Speaker 2: At various points in time, because of things going on
Speaker 2: in our country and things going on around the world,
Speaker 2: we have had a mass influx of people from specific countries.
Speaker 2: I'll use people. Honestly, my ancestors were probably on these boats,
Speaker 2: the Irish influx. This is way way way back when
Speaker 2: there was a horrible famine, the Potato famine. You've probably
Speaker 2: heard of it in Ireland. There were we were accepting
Speaker 2: new people at this point in time, and so a
Speaker 2: large quantity of people from Ireland showed up in America.
Speaker 2: They showed up in America, and you are now new
Speaker 2: you're a foreigner. You're new here, new customs, new country,
Speaker 2: new everything, and you are going to do something that
Speaker 2: is completely natural and completely understandable. You are going to
Speaker 2: find other Irish people, people who share your language, who
Speaker 2: share your customs, who share your food preferences, who share
Speaker 2: your worship preferences, and you are going to go live
Speaker 2: amongst them. For comfort, for protection, for a variety of reasons.
Speaker 2: You are going to go and live amongst Irish people.
Speaker 2: Same thing with the Attackisans. Italians came over here and
Speaker 2: mass Where are you're going to go. You're going to
Speaker 2: find other Italians and you're going to talk about olive oil.
Speaker 2: This is the Chinese, especially during the railroads. This time
Speaker 2: mass influxes of Chinese. Where are you going to move?
Speaker 2: If you show up on a boat from China, You're
Speaker 2: going to find other Chinese people. This is part of
Speaker 2: why we have China towns in many American cities across
Speaker 2: the United States of America. This is how it works.
Speaker 2: So same thing with Mexicans. We have had over the years,
Speaker 2: a hugelux of influx of people from Mexico come into
Speaker 2: the United States of America, and some of them are
Speaker 2: going to end up in a Mexican neighborhood, and there's
Speaker 2: going to be a lot of Mexican food, in Mexican
Speaker 2: culture and Mexican pride, and there are going to be
Speaker 2: Mexican flags there. It does not always mean that that
Speaker 2: person considers it a conquest of some kind. It doesn't
Speaker 2: always mean that you're not weird for seeing it that way.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't always mean that. Sometimes it's just a
Speaker 2: mixture of things. But it should have a time limit
Speaker 2: on it. You know, the Irish neighborhoods flying Irish flags
Speaker 2: are gone now because the goal should be if you
Speaker 2: get here, to become part of it, here to become
Speaker 2: part of American culture. So you don't feel the need
Speaker 2: to stay in the Irish neighborhood. You'll move to any
Speaker 2: neighborhood in America. You know, half my neighbors are Mexicans.
Speaker 2: My best friend is Mexican. You're not in the barrio anymore.
Speaker 2: Packed it up, moved out. He's got the biggest American
Speaker 2: flag in the neighborhood. The goal should be for any
Speaker 2: immigrant group to become America American, not this. This is
Speaker 2: the police chief of Dearborn.
Speaker 4: Oftentimes, when we take Reading's Council President. It's the ambient noise.
Speaker 4: It's even louder than.
Speaker 2: The call to prayer.
Speaker 4: To be out to the truckle go by hit a pothole,
Speaker 4: and it's much louder than the call to prayer. The
Speaker 4: two or three valiations that we've have had in the
Speaker 4: last couple of years have been met with compliance as
Speaker 4: soon as we've talked to the religious institutions.
Speaker 2: He's talking about the Muslim called a prayer, which plays
Speaker 2: five times a day in a city in America. That's
Speaker 2: not assimilation, that's not becoming American. That is conquest. That
Speaker 2: should never be allowed in the United States of America ever.
Speaker 2: But New York City's about to elect one, so we'll
Speaker 2: see how that works out. Anyway, let's talk a little
Speaker 2: bit of China. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 2: a Fantastic Wednesday. Email your ask doctor Jesse questions for
Speaker 2: Friday in the Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Get
Speaker 2: him in right now. I won't be here tomorrow to
Speaker 2: let you know. I'll be doing the Megan Kelly Tour thing,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure we'll probably have some some clips of
Speaker 2: my wittiest moments and they'll probably be so many of them,
Speaker 2: they'll probably just be witty moment after witty moment. I
Speaker 2: don't know if there are still tickets available, Chris. You
Speaker 2: can get tickets if they are available at Megankelly dot
Speaker 2: com if you're in the area. I want to make
Speaker 2: the drive, maybe make the flight. Come out and see me,
Speaker 2: be me, Megan Kelly, don Junior, good old time, All right.
Speaker 2: Sonny Hustin dropped a and a funny on Accident and
Speaker 2: Accidental Funny on the view. Here she was talking about
Speaker 2: her kids and being profa.
Speaker 5: As a mother of black children. I know that black
Speaker 5: boys are not given the presumption of innocence and the
Speaker 5: presumption of youth. She's calling the police and saying there's
Speaker 5: trying to steal her car, and they're eleven years old,
Speaker 5: they don't know how to drive. And so for me,
Speaker 5: what was interesting was I have had to be in
Speaker 5: the position where I have gone to my local police
Speaker 5: department because I know my son is going to be
Speaker 5: training for the Junior Olympics, running around the neighborhood in
Speaker 5: an all white neighborhood, and I have brought him to
Speaker 5: the police and said he belongs to me. This is
Speaker 5: my son. Do not harass him, Do not stop him.
Speaker 2: Why are you in an all white neighborhood? Ah, I
Speaker 2: think it's worth asking. If it's such a racist, terrible place,
Speaker 2: why are you in an all white neighborhood. Go to
Speaker 2: an all black neighborhood, then he won't be profiled. Do
Speaker 2: you not want to live in an all black neighborhood,
Speaker 2: Sunny Hustin is a millionaire several times over. You can
Speaker 2: live in whatever neighborhood you want. I don't understand why
Speaker 2: you would choose to live in an all white neighborhood,
Speaker 2: especially one that's so racist against your son. And by
Speaker 2: the way, I do enjoy the clearly made up stories.
Speaker 2: If there's one thing that never happened, ever, Sunny Houston
Speaker 2: never went down and talked to the cops and told
Speaker 2: them not to arrest her son for training to the Olympics.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing that happened at all. But communists
Speaker 2: lie like communists breathe, Because, as we've said.
Speaker 3: I think are reverence for the truth might become might
Speaker 3: have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
Speaker 3: us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 2: This is why They make up ridiculous stories all the time,
Speaker 2: just like it's nothing. It's clear outright lies like it's nothing.
Speaker 2: They just don't have anything moral against it. It's wild exclusive.
Speaker 2: This is from Breitbart. Senator Rick Scott introduces a bill
Speaker 2: protecting the power grid from the Chinese Communist Party. I
Speaker 2: don't even want to read any of the article to you,
Speaker 2: but I'll just give you this little tidbit. Scott introduced
Speaker 2: a bill amid reports that home security cameras by Lorix,
Speaker 2: sold at big box retailers throughout the USA, are quietly
Speaker 2: monitoring homes using technology from a Chinese surveillance firm legally
Speaker 2: bound to assist Beijing's sweeping intelligence apparatus. Every time I
Speaker 2: talk to a grid expert, a national security expert, they
Speaker 2: tell me things about China's surveillance here, China's access to
Speaker 2: our electrical systems are computer systems that make me absolutely mortified.
Speaker 2: I always remember this about China. If you do business
Speaker 2: in China, if you are a Chinese business of any kind,
Speaker 2: you work for the Communist Party. You are not allowed, ever,
Speaker 2: it's not allowed in their system to tell the government no.
Speaker 2: So even if even if maybe you don't work for
Speaker 2: them today. Maybe you're making a skittles Those are probably
Speaker 2: made in China too. Maybe you're making skittles in China.
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe you've never heard from anybody in the
Speaker 2: Chinese Communist Party at all. That's fine. But if tomorrow
Speaker 2: there's a knock at the door and it's General Chin
Speaker 2: and he's coming in and he's telling you, hey, we
Speaker 2: need you to start putting fentanyl in the skittles you
Speaker 2: send to America. You don't have the option to say,
Speaker 2: ooh sorry, Chin, can't do that. No, you say, yes, sir,
Speaker 2: may I, I have another Every Chinese business is beholden to
Speaker 2: the Chinese Communist Party, and the United States of America
Speaker 2: buys national security things from China. It's so frustrating. It
Speaker 2: is so frustrating to watch politicians over the years, Republican
Speaker 2: and Democrat by the way, sell our country out to
Speaker 2: the Chinese, just selling off the land, selling off our manufacturing,
Speaker 2: running it overseas. We then turn around and buy critical
Speaker 2: national security things. We buy drones from China. Oh is
Speaker 2: that some Chinese spyware? And they're no, it's fine, Hey,
Speaker 2: let us install this home camera in your house. Will
Speaker 2: the CCP be watching it. Oh they might, where are
Speaker 2: your solar panels made? Let me spoil it for you.
Speaker 2: China America will smash its own energy sector and then
Speaker 2: pay you your own money back when they give you
Speaker 2: Turks credits. It's your own money. Pay you your own
Speaker 2: money back to go buy solar panels made by our
Speaker 2: mortal enemy.
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Speaker 2: they must guide the communist animals to a new demon,
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Speaker 2: As Trump isn't running in twenty twenty eight, the transition
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Speaker 6: I think the little mentoring candidate jd Vance wants to
Speaker 6: be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
Speaker 6: going on in the mind of his wife. Okay, please
Speaker 6: bring blink four times. Yeah, we'll come over here, We'll
Speaker 6: save you, And that he's willing to do anything to
Speaker 6: get there, and that your whole iteration you're just outlined.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's scarier in certain ways, he's smart in
Speaker 6: some ways, and he's young and ambitious and ambitious.
Speaker 2: Dear Jesse, ever given any thought on giving a talk
Speaker 2: on their Armenian genocide. It doesn't get discussed much. I
Speaker 2: assume it's become the victims were Christians. We've done a
Speaker 2: history episode on that, didn't we, Chris, we did. It
Speaker 2: was a long time ago, the Armenian genocide. For those
Speaker 2: who may not be aware of it, I'll just give
Speaker 2: you like a two minute version of it, because we've
Speaker 2: done a long one on it before. And you remember
Speaker 2: the Ottoman Empire, big, long, powerful empire then leading into
Speaker 2: World War One. They're aging out quickly. The empire is crumbling,
Speaker 2: but they had a long, good run. Then we're wrong.
Speaker 2: They had nothing to be ashamed of. Empires the last forever.
Speaker 2: It's crumbling on them, it's falling apart. They had Armenian
Speaker 2: Christians as a minority in their Muslim population, and during
Speaker 2: the reign of the Ottoman Empire, Christians in Jews were
Speaker 2: They were always minorities and they were never equal citizens.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to act like they were. But
Speaker 2: at various points in the Empire, they were actually treated. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Chris isn't going to be allowed in public office.
Speaker 2: Neither am I. But we have rights, we can live freely.
Speaker 2: We're not beaten in the streets. But what happens, what
Speaker 2: happened so many times in countries, is when you have
Speaker 2: a minority population, maybe an unhappy minority population, and you
Speaker 2: get into a war with another country, the minority population,
Speaker 2: it can be looked that as a potentially subversive, maybe
Speaker 2: even traitorous portion of your country. Hey, these Armenian Christians,
Speaker 2: they seem like the type of people who are going
Speaker 2: to collaborate with the enemy against us. I bet they're
Speaker 2: collaborating now against us. That kind of thing, and some looks.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it does happen, obviously, so it's not always based
Speaker 2: on fake stuff. What they decided to do in Turkey,
Speaker 2: the Ottomans was they decided to get them out, march
Speaker 2: them out, so they can't do anything. And remember they
Speaker 2: were already looked at as a lesser than minority, lesser
Speaker 2: than the Muslim population. And on top of that, it
Speaker 2: was a logistical nightmare. Remember we've had this talk many
Speaker 2: times before, like on our Andersonville when we did when
Speaker 2: I did that history thing on Andersonville. This is the tale.
Speaker 2: This is the true story of the Trail of Tears
Speaker 2: and stuff like that too. Logistical nightmares are oftentimes treated
Speaker 2: as malicious historical atrocities, and sometimes they are, but sometimes
Speaker 2: they're just logistical nightmares. You don't have the food, you
Speaker 2: don't have the shelter, you can't put it together. The
Speaker 2: Armenian genocide was massive. It was malicious by the way.
Speaker 2: It was massive. It was evil, mass starvation, women were
Speaker 2: abused in terrible ways, pregnant women. It was terrible, but
Speaker 2: a horrible logistical situation made it as bad. We'll never
Speaker 2: know the true number, but a lot of Armenians died.
Speaker 2: And it's always been a story that fascinated me because
Speaker 2: I like Armenians. I've known several in my life. The
Speaker 2: dudes are almost always tough as nails. The women are wonderful.
Speaker 2: The Armenians I've known have always been wonderful people. I'm
Speaker 2: just kind of a fan. I was, actually, it's a
Speaker 2: long story, was in an Armenian neighborhood for a bit
Speaker 2: of time at one point in time, completely enjoyed my
Speaker 2: time there. I would have moved in completely enjoyed my
Speaker 2: time there. Yeah, it was a funny thing. Chris just
Speaker 2: asked me if there was a big lobby asking me
Speaker 2: to talk about it. So get this. You want to
Speaker 2: hear a bonker's little thing. You know. I ran for
Speaker 2: Congress twice, lost twice. Both times I was running for Congress,
Speaker 2: I had lobbyist groups from Turkey and Armenia lobbying me
Speaker 2: about this issue. That's correct, about an issue that's one
Speaker 2: hundred years old. The Armenians wanted to know, hey, are
Speaker 2: you going to back a resolution calling this a genocide
Speaker 2: for what it is? The Turks wanted to know, hey,
Speaker 2: you're going to You're not going to call this a genocide? Right,
Speaker 2: countries they don't let go of things like this. And look,
Speaker 2: when we're talking a million dead, that's gonna be something
Speaker 2: you hang on to for quite a while. One hundred
Speaker 2: years is not that many generations removed. How many Armenians
Speaker 2: are alive today, How many are listening to the sound
Speaker 2: of my voice right now? Who lost somebody and that
Speaker 2: whole disgusting disaster. It's it's funny how many places don't
Speaker 2: let it go. Japan, for instance, You remember our I've
Speaker 2: talked about it. During our Kamikaze episode, we think about
Speaker 2: the Empire of Japan in a lot of different ways.
Speaker 2: But while I'm talking about the Empire of Japan, not
Speaker 2: Japan today, the Empire of Japan, we think about a
Speaker 2: lot of the terrible things they did, not just the conquest,
Speaker 2: but the atrocities, that endless atrocities, the human rights violations.
Speaker 2: It was just it was really, really really bad. That's
Speaker 2: not how Japan teaches it. It's a source of controversy
Speaker 2: to this day. To this day, the Japanese government, the
Speaker 2: Japanese people, they don't step up and acknowledge that at all.
Speaker 2: It's a big rift between them and China when it
Speaker 2: comes to you've probably heard of the story of the
Speaker 2: Rape of Nanking. We won't go into it here, where
Speaker 2: the Japanese stormed into the Chinese capital, Chinese capital back
Speaker 2: then and did all these horrible atrocities and rape and
Speaker 2: murder and was terrible. The Chinese to this day will
Speaker 2: come out and say, no, no, you need to acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: You killed five hundred thousand people, and the Japanese to
Speaker 2: this day, I'll say, ah, I mean, look, maybe twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand, maybe twenty five thousand. A couple of troops
Speaker 2: got out of hand here, one or two guys got
Speaker 2: out of hand there. It's not near as bad as
Speaker 2: you're making it out to be. And to this day
Speaker 2: it's controversial, as in I will probably just on that
Speaker 2: two sentence little explanation I just gave, I will probably
Speaker 2: get complaints from one side or the other. Countries hang
Speaker 2: on to it. It's fascinating, Jesse. I think the government
Speaker 2: shut down is a great thing. However, my daughter is
Speaker 2: dating a young man who just started in the Space
Speaker 2: Force says they aren't getting paid. How do you reconcile
Speaker 2: a great thing like the federal government shut down with
Speaker 2: the fact our nation's service members are working without pay.
Speaker 2: I think it's disgraceful that they tie it to troop pay.
Speaker 2: That's what I think is disgraceful. But of course that's
Speaker 2: part of why they do it. That's part of why
Speaker 2: they do it. They do it so your hand always
Speaker 2: feels forced. It's like when they take one good thing
Speaker 2: and throw it in a really really bad bill. They'll
Speaker 2: take some trillion dollar pork bill full of a bunch
Speaker 2: of legalized government corruption, and then they'll throw in one
Speaker 2: hundred miles of border wall, and they'll say, well, you're
Speaker 2: not going to vote against the border wall? Are you
Speaker 2: exact same kind of thing? These people, as dumb as
Speaker 2: so many of them are, really are clever people when
Speaker 2: it comes to things that matter to them, which is
Speaker 2: their money and their power. They're great at that. Well,
Speaker 2: we can't pay the troops. Disgraceful, disgraceful that our troops
Speaker 2: are not getting paid. It's freaking horrible. Shit is the
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 2: until we return on Friday. So don't panic when you
Speaker 2: tune in tomorrow and I'm gone. Just send me a question,
Speaker 2: ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and
Speaker 2: we will chop away at those on Friday. Now, it's
Speaker 2: not all bad news. I know. Me being gone tomorrow
Speaker 2: is winging heavy on your hood.
Speaker 5: Is as heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 3: Might be moving.
Speaker 2: But there are great things happening out there right now,
Speaker 2: things that fill my heart with joy. Here's one for you.
Speaker 2: Hamburger helpers sales surge as Americans titan budget for meals.
Speaker 2: I mean, the tightening of the budget is not I
Speaker 2: but you know something I have never one time in
Speaker 2: my life met somebody who eats hamburger helper who I
Speaker 2: didn't like. It is one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 2: If you meet somebody and that person consumes hamburger helper,
Speaker 2: that's going to be assault of the earth human being
Speaker 2: that you can hang out with. Chris, have you ever
Speaker 2: met somebody you could? Anyone? Name one person you What
Speaker 2: did you just say? What do you mean you don't
Speaker 2: eat hamburger helper? Why it's low class? Excuse me? Corey?
Speaker 2: Do you eat hamburger helper? Of course he does, low class.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the flavors? There's dude it, Chris. It's
Speaker 2: not just cheeseburger, Chris. They have all kinds of flavor
Speaker 2: low class. Excuse me? And hamburger helper is better reheated
Speaker 2: than it is the first time. There's something about the
Speaker 2: grease or something like that. Dude, Chris, is it's bonkers
Speaker 2: to me? Somebody as cheap as you doesn't eat hamburger helper?
Speaker 2: Is it not kosher? I think it's kosher. It's got No,
Speaker 2: you don't have class, Chris. Oh, that reminds me. Here's
Speaker 2: something else. Now, I'm pretty sure you people can't eat this,
Speaker 2: So this isn't necessarily going to be for you. But
Speaker 2: here's a little underrated thing I used to do. You know,
Speaker 2: Velvita shells and cheese. You know, I'm a big Velvita fan.
Speaker 2: I like cheese, Velveta shells and cheese. There's a recipe online.
Speaker 2: They used to put it on the box. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they still do that anymore, but I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's easy to find online. For a cheeseburger mac. You
Speaker 2: do with the velveta shells and cheese, and you can
Speaker 2: edit it to make it your own. It's not complicated,
Speaker 2: and you're throwing burger in a pan and you brown
Speaker 2: the burger. But whatever, unbelievable unbelievable people don't know about it.
Speaker 2: Most people just forget it. Most people walk by the
Speaker 2: velveta shells and cheese looking for something classy like Kraft Mac.
Speaker 2: The Velveta shells and cheese cheeseburger map mac. It feeds
Speaker 2: a family of four, maybe not if you have teenage boys,
Speaker 2: but it feeds a family of four. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: freaking delicious. And if you're a single dude or a
Speaker 2: chick who's trying to pack on some pounds, maybe you're
Speaker 2: getting too skinny. You can eat on this thing for
Speaker 2: three or four days, I'm telling you three or four.
Speaker 2: Imagine how much of it Chungus can eat. I bet
Speaker 2: she can put what Chris, you know, Chungus can lay
Speaker 2: that lay waste to the whole thing. There aren't going
Speaker 2: to be any leftovers when Chungus gets ham on some cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: Mac guarantee, guaranteed, I guarantee. She's not a big Puretalk
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Speaker 2: what pure talk is doing right now? You know, rescue dogs,
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Speaker 2: Why don't we pair the two? Why don't we get
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Speaker 2: So while you're funding Black Lives Matter, I'm getting rescue
Speaker 2: dogs with veterans. They're on the same tower. I'm paying
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Speaker 2: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two
Speaker 2: five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. All right, Jesse. You mentioned
Speaker 2: several times how when Obama got into office, he started
Speaker 2: installing communists everywhere he can. And it sounds simple enough.
Speaker 2: If one president can do that, why can't one president
Speaker 2: reverse that and start installing patriots in those same positions. Well,
Speaker 2: they are slowly. Here was the problem. It's not just
Speaker 2: that they installed all these communists throughout the government. The
Speaker 2: communists they installed then began hiring and installing other ones.
Speaker 2: Remember Obama was there for eight years filling the swamp
Speaker 2: as fast as he could. Donald Trump one point zero
Speaker 2: first term may have campaigned on it. He didn't at
Speaker 2: all understand the importance of draining said swamp. He just
Speaker 2: thought that they were gonna work for him because he
Speaker 2: was the boss he just didn't understand that yet. He
Speaker 2: does understand that now. And so we are facing and
Speaker 2: then another four years of Joe Biden. That's sixteen years
Speaker 2: of the communist cancer metastasizing. How about that word of
Speaker 2: the communist cancer metastasizing inside of the government that doesn't
Speaker 2: get removed in nine months. They are beginning. We are
Speaker 2: replacing the people in the top offices. But remember it's
Speaker 2: an entire building. It's not just the top floor, several
Speaker 2: floors below, all the way down to the ground floor.
Speaker 2: You have communists who've been installed there. And it's gonna
Speaker 2: take time. And now here's a headline, why you know,
Speaker 2: you know the thing headlines we didn't get to Louve
Speaker 2: director admits insufficient camera coverage inside the heist. I'm calling
Speaker 2: this right now. You can say I'm full of crap,
Speaker 2: or you can say it's an obvious point. When they
Speaker 2: finally figure out who jacked the jewels from the Louver
Speaker 2: in France, it's going to be an inside job. Somebody
Speaker 2: inside of that building, someone inside of that building was
Speaker 2: in on the heist, guaranteed has to be. There's no
Speaker 2: other explanation. Columbia's President Petro tells Univision he wants to
Speaker 2: get rid of Trump. You Latin American dictators are getting
Speaker 2: awfully lippy with the man who's nuke and drug boats
Speaker 2: and who's parked the entire United States Navy right off
Speaker 2: your coast. You best be real careful there, mister Columbian President,
Speaker 2: unless your military is greatly improved over what it's been before.
Speaker 2: More bad news for DAMS. Focus groups see the party
Speaker 2: as weak and woke. The Republicans better thank their lucky
Speaker 2: stars every day that Democrats are evil and insane and stupid,
Speaker 2: otherwise they'd be in trouble. Florida files Supreme Court case
Speaker 2: after illegal immigran truck driver kills three. I just I'm
Speaker 2: so sick of these stories because it reminds me that
Speaker 2: I have children and a wife who go out and
Speaker 2: drive on the highway and that big semi bearing down
Speaker 2: on them, on them may very well have some drunk
Speaker 2: illegal who doesn't even speak English. Tulane University deplays delays
Speaker 2: approval of TPUSA chapter revival. Communists across this country are
Speaker 2: so scared of the rising storm on the right, and
Speaker 2: it is fantastic. It makes me smile when I read
Speaker 2: stories like this, I will see you on Friday. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna beer tomorrow. That's all