Speaker 1: He just came in for last month. We are number one.
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Speaker 3: It is the eighteenth day of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Happy Thursday Morning. Everybody, Welcome to Patrick Morning Show. A
Speaker 3: Thursday without Tommy Olsen is like at Thursday without Tommy Olsen,
Speaker 3: and it sucks. But that's okay because we got We
Speaker 3: got Ben lieberm we got to cast the thousands, and
Speaker 3: we won't be talking to our brand new friend.
Speaker 4: His name is Tommy Brennan. He's on Saturday at Life.
Speaker 1: He's one of us.
Speaker 3: He's from right here in the lovely Twin Cities area,
Speaker 3: and he will be the host of Saturday's welcome party
Speaker 3: out to Mystic Lay Campa Theater, which Rocky Club my
Speaker 3: band is part of. We're gonna be playing at seven
Speaker 3: to fifty five, so I tune in at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: We'll meet our new friend Tommy Brendan today talking about
Speaker 3: being on Saturday at Live and so much more.
Speaker 4: But there's lots to get to. I don't know why
Speaker 4: I'm standing in the way of this.
Speaker 3: Let's get started with the Tommy Brennan some comedy on
Speaker 3: the Partritrip Morning Show on a Thursday morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on in, everybody, good morning to you. I
Speaker 4: am glad you are here.
Speaker 5: I'm from the Midwest, from a big old thing. I'm
Speaker 5: one of eight kids, which, yeah, you don't see eight
Speaker 5: a lot anymore, I think mainly because it's the wrong choice.
Speaker 1: Probably it is.
Speaker 5: You can't love eight kids individually. You manage them like
Speaker 5: a sports franchise, you know, like you love the overall team, sure,
Speaker 5: but you'd trade a couple of players.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: We all have these weird individual relationships with our parents.
Speaker 5: And my family, like me and my dad are in
Speaker 5: a fun spot because my dad's a doctor and I
Speaker 5: don't have health insurance, which it rules because anytime he's like,
Speaker 5: I don't believe in your career, I'm like, dude, same here, right.
Speaker 1: Back at you, doc. But so I never call that's
Speaker 1: out of pocket.
Speaker 6: Shits.
Speaker 4: Operate the pump lives, I'm me the tire.
Speaker 1: Oh wre.
Speaker 5: Go mad miss.
Speaker 4: In the tax bars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sold tam smart and you sold my heart.
Speaker 1: Cant monday.
Speaker 2: Him my way, oh loker Through the power to the
Speaker 2: morning Joe. This Thursday, June eighteenth, of twenty twenty six
Speaker 2: and Corey Cove.
Speaker 1: That's Chris Hockey.
Speaker 2: There's meat sauce, there's Zach Alverson since yeah, leb her
Speaker 2: at seven and no Tommy Ols. But you did mention
Speaker 2: Tommy Brennan. We swapped one Tommy for another.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm looking for Saturday Night Lives very owned Tommy Brennan.
Speaker 1: That'll be great.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I watched some of us coming delivering that stuff
Speaker 4: in today.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: Uh, he talks a lot about being from that he
Speaker 3: has one I think he said that. He just said
Speaker 3: one of eight kids, one of eights.
Speaker 4: Wow. And his dad's a doctor. So I think he's
Speaker 4: a doctor of penis work. Sure, yes, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, a doctor of penis I think that must
Speaker 4: be a doctor thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it must be. Uh. I mean there's definitely maybe
Speaker 1: I shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Start the interview with that, or should I maybe should say, hey,
Speaker 3: is your dad a doctor of penis work?
Speaker 1: Now you could an hour and a half to figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: I didn't sleep much less night, so I don't know,
Speaker 3: tell you you could. I got ideas one. You know
Speaker 3: what I did yesterday?
Speaker 4: I interviewed Uh, john kinseller Ray Conceller, which one is he?
Speaker 1: Right? Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dad I interviewed a mystery I think the
Speaker 3: actor who played uh Ray Conceller.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: And so I'm going to use snippets of that as
Speaker 4: what really Matters today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought that might be a good way
Speaker 3: to use it, you know, because our friends at the
Speaker 3: Saints are having him come in on Sunday for uh.
Speaker 1: For father's Father's Day. Yeah, and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: And he's a really nice guy man.
Speaker 1: He talked.
Speaker 3: He's probably in his mid sixties. I believe I do
Speaker 3: know that it's in there somewhere, but I can't remember
Speaker 3: off the top of my head. I knew it yesterday
Speaker 3: at this time, you know what I mean? Right, But
Speaker 3: he he's he We talked, there'll be some parts that
Speaker 3: I'll play during What Really Matters, uh, and some that
Speaker 3: I won't because I don't have all day. But maybe
Speaker 3: i'll load of minutes another point. But he was We
Speaker 3: talked a little bit about Scott Bacula because he was
Speaker 3: on an episode of Quantum Leap.
Speaker 4: Well, isn't that a bit yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh boy boy, Yeah, you're thinking of Joey Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, But He.
Speaker 3: Said that they lived right down the street from each other,
Speaker 3: so he would often walk up to Scott Bacula and say,
Speaker 3: you got a something like, Hey, what's today's episode? Yeah,
Speaker 3: waking up as a woman somewhere.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's pretty much what it was. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he looks in the mirror, he's got he's got big
Speaker 4: old yugs on him. You know that was.
Speaker 2: For those of you who are too young to remember
Speaker 2: Quantum Leap, you can sum up almost any episode of
Speaker 2: Quantum Leap with basically what you just said is Scott
Speaker 2: Bacula would like a guest time travel right, time travel
Speaker 2: into somebody else's body, and then the point of the
Speaker 2: show is he basically had to right or wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had to fix something, but he didn't know who
Speaker 2: he was at first, didn't know what he was supposed
Speaker 2: to fix, didn't know what the problem was. And then
Speaker 2: at the end of the episode, after the problem was solved,
Speaker 2: story figured out, he would transport to the next body
Speaker 2: and the episode would end with him looking into a
Speaker 2: mirror and realizing he was like a fifty two year
Speaker 2: old black woman in the South, and he'd go, oh, boy, like,
Speaker 2: now what do I do? It's like it was just
Speaker 2: it was nuts. The show was so good, though I
Speaker 2: don't know if it good. I don't know if it
Speaker 2: holds up. My guess is it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I'm going to find out.
Speaker 1: I I truly bet it doesn't. But it was awesome.
Speaker 4: He said, I'm gonna look up for a box set
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: It was super fun at the time.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. Imagine go ahead.
Speaker 1: There are many seasons ran a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean a lot, like nine, eight five. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's still a lot.
Speaker 1: But IMDb gives it an eight point two out of ten.
Speaker 4: Sure, okay, that's how they do.
Speaker 1: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: Listen, and here's and maybe maybe something I can do
Speaker 3: for Tommy Brendan. It is present ideas for sketches because
Speaker 3: the lost episodes of.
Speaker 4: Quantum leap and you know where I'm going with this.
Speaker 4: Let's go with it anyway.
Speaker 3: Scott Becula, he wakes up in a new body and
Speaker 3: people everybody's like, I'm sorry, sir, it's all good.
Speaker 4: Whatever you need.
Speaker 3: And he looks in the mirror and he's like, I'm hitler.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, right, Yeah, the lost episodes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're going to right the wrongs
Speaker 1: within sixty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they Yeah, can you imagine what if Bacula is
Speaker 2: I forget what his character's name was in Quantum Leave,
Speaker 2: Sam Beckett, Oh that's right, Sam. If if he's just
Speaker 2: like he transforms into Hitler's body, he's just.
Speaker 1: Like, guys, I think we have this all wrong.
Speaker 2: And then it takes him sixty minutes to convince the
Speaker 2: rest of the Nazi party that we really got to
Speaker 2: apologize and start over.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like an episode of Full House. They always
Speaker 8: come up with a conclusion that it's always positive every time.
Speaker 4: It always works, always works out.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Oh yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we should open with that with Tommy Brennanio. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so Kwanta leap. But he ends up in Hitler's body.
Speaker 4: Well, there's some other bodies he could end up in.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What if he looks in the mirror and he's like
Speaker 4: Charlie Manson.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what if he wakes up in Mel's body.
Speaker 3: What if he wakes up and he's halfway through a
Speaker 3: meal and he looks in the mirror and he's Jeffrey Dauber.
Speaker 3: Oh what if he can't find anything of the French
Speaker 3: first ye, he's like, son of a bitch, I'm starving.
Speaker 1: Catch up?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, is this a penis?
Speaker 9: Cool?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 1: Where am i? Boy? Brilliant?
Speaker 2: He did always find a mirror within the first twenty
Speaker 2: seconds of whatever new body he was in, right, or
Speaker 2: a reflecting pool he had, there was some kind of reflection,
Speaker 2: so he could immediately see what he was dealing with
Speaker 2: the next time quantum leap rolled back around.
Speaker 4: That's a great point because if we if you woke
Speaker 4: up right now, Scott Becket'll look up in your body, right,
Speaker 4: you have to walk up, maybe open up the blind,
Speaker 4: but it's not dark to see your reflection. You'd have
Speaker 4: an outline of who you might be sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he always found a mirror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if it was like in the eighteen sixties,
Speaker 2: it was immediately found a mirror somehow.
Speaker 1: Boy, What side am I on?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Wrong one buddy, yeah, wrong one wrong? Best of luck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: good luck to you. How did that series end? What
Speaker 1: happened when he died? Yeah? Right? Did he finally get
Speaker 1: back to his current timeline? What was it all? Remember
Speaker 1: the end of it?
Speaker 4: Do you have it right in front of you?
Speaker 3: Still?
Speaker 4: I don't know it?
Speaker 3: Bryce says, what if he's so sick of his life
Speaker 3: that he woke up as his dad and just prevented
Speaker 3: his dad from getting on with his mom, and poof,
Speaker 3: he popped out of existence.
Speaker 1: Never what did you think of it?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna skip this one.
Speaker 1: It says.
Speaker 8: Doctor Sam Beckett realizes he has the power to control
Speaker 8: his own leaps, and instead of returning home, he safely
Speaker 8: chooses to leap into the past to save his friend
Speaker 8: Al's marriage by convincing Al to Al's wife to wait
Speaker 8: for his return.
Speaker 4: Al's the dude who was up with him. I like
Speaker 4: that guy. That guy was like his guy and his
Speaker 4: tour gun like you're.
Speaker 1: Hitler now right. No one could see Alex.
Speaker 4: Well a Charles Hanson. I bang some of these chicks first.
Speaker 1: So he went back fix fix the marriage of Owl.
Speaker 1: But then what happened to him? That's all it said.
Speaker 8: This Always concludes abruptly with a final title card that
Speaker 8: unceremoniously reveals doctor Sam Beckett never returned home.
Speaker 4: He never return home? Yep, well damn did they reboot
Speaker 4: the service?
Speaker 1: Was it? Yeah? It didn't work though? Can you go
Speaker 1: back to his sidekick talking to him about Charles Man.
Speaker 4: Jesus, Sam, look at you. Oh Stam, this is gonna
Speaker 4: get really weird. But you just zoomed into a bond
Speaker 4: with some Yeah, you are just ho. We gotta do it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's been a while, my wife in my life.
Speaker 4: You haven't fixed it yet, k you came back as.
Speaker 8: Al Vira.
Speaker 1: Brill. What if every episode is a pitch for Tommy Brynan.
Speaker 2: What if every episode started with the hologram banging Sam
Speaker 2: and Sam goes, so I'm a woman again.
Speaker 1: Damn it, mirror this time apparently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're a.
Speaker 1: Woman. The ideas, Yeah, these are good. That would be
Speaker 1: a great line. Let me guess that a woman again,
Speaker 1: not this week. Have some patience.
Speaker 2: By the way, if you go back and fix my
Speaker 2: marriage and to keep this part, keep this.
Speaker 1: Part of the d L Yeah, I'll fix you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell my wife what I've been doing as
Speaker 2: a hologram for the last five seasons.
Speaker 1: But I'd like to marry that lady when we get back.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: What a cool concept. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I'm By the time the interviews over, Tommy's gonna be like,
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 4: To move to New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the next head writer of sad Writer. Then
Speaker 1: you'll go oh boy, oh boy. I think within one week,
Speaker 1: Lord Michael is going to go. All the guy does
Speaker 1: is pitches angles of Quantum deep sex. Nobody, nobody in
Speaker 1: our demo has seen Quantum Leap.
Speaker 4: I'll be on the David Spade podcast going wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 4: any great idea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had the hit this a bit, I had
Speaker 2: the Bang in the Hologram bit, I had the Alvira bit,
Speaker 2: and then they fired me.
Speaker 1: Does anyone have an idea that doesn't involve Quantum.
Speaker 3: Leapt No, we understand you like quantum bleep.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good at first, speaking of that great accidental transition,
Speaker 2: Louren Michaels, of course is the inspiration for Doctor Evil,
Speaker 2: and Mike Myers says, Austin powers for is happening? He
Speaker 2: said yes, he said wow, offered no details, didn't say when,
Speaker 2: didn't say if it was being written or is it
Speaker 2: done being written? He didn't say anything, just goes Somebody
Speaker 2: asked him and he goes, yeah, well, because they have
Speaker 2: a new commercial out. I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 2: it with Doctor Evil. Yeah, exactly, Scott Evil. And then
Speaker 2: number two, Rob Loan. They're all there doing a cell
Speaker 2: phone company man commercial, so maybe that was their soft
Speaker 2: launch saying we're back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, it's weird though, because it's it's older Mike Myers.
Speaker 2: You can tell even in that commercial it's, Oh, this
Speaker 2: is a little bit of a different Doctor Reviel.
Speaker 1: He sounds different. He looks a little bit different. I
Speaker 1: thought it was Ai at first. When you see Dtor Evil,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Ai.
Speaker 4: Does he look that different?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks different. He looks older. It looks older. Well,
Speaker 1: times just don't get it, and let's go back in time.
Speaker 3: He got the he got the call from his agents
Speaker 3: said hey, they want you to do Doctor Evil for
Speaker 3: a commercial.
Speaker 4: And he's like, I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 4: They're going to pay me? How much we should do
Speaker 4: a movie?
Speaker 1: A movie? Is it? He not well liked. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's the case any man.
Speaker 3: I think he might just be uh, you know, as
Speaker 3: some very very very funny and very talented people are
Speaker 3: maybe not much good with people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: He's the snake to my mongol, sure, or the mongoose
Speaker 4: to my snake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either way, it's bad. I do new animals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the first one's so good.
Speaker 4: You just don't get it to you, You don't. You know,
Speaker 4: I have one simple request, and.
Speaker 5: That is to have sharks with freaking laser beats attached
Speaker 5: to their heads.
Speaker 3: I do get the idea that he was he wrote
Speaker 3: it all himself, you know, I mean, like all of it,
Speaker 3: did all of it himself, and it couldn't have been
Speaker 3: funny on paper, but it's so funny listening to him
Speaker 3: do it. You know, I can't imagine that that seemed
Speaker 3: like a funny idea on paper.
Speaker 9: You know, you're quasi Eber, your semi Eber.
Speaker 1: You're the Margarine of Eber.
Speaker 4: You're the diet Coke of Eber. Throw me a freaking
Speaker 4: boom here, now, Like.
Speaker 1: That sounds so much like everybody, says Lauren Michael sounds like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I'd started watching that documentary on Lauren, the new One,
Speaker 3: but I got act and forgot I even owned it.
Speaker 4: I gotta go back and finish that just came out
Speaker 4: like a month or two ago. Hmm, all right, I
Speaker 4: need more. I got more.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write a whole list of quantum leap ideas.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just present them to them one at a time. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: And this one you're Christopher Columbus.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay.
Speaker 4: On this one, you wake up on the Mayflower and
Speaker 4: you realize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fun actual meeting to be in.
Speaker 2: Though, the actual pitch meeting for Quantum Leap, almost anything
Speaker 2: goes anything.
Speaker 1: What should we have him be this?
Speaker 4: What are we going to fish today? Nothing big, guys,
Speaker 4: nothing big.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it was extremely dark.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, some KKK stuff and things like that, and
Speaker 2: there was like abuse, and it's like, what did I
Speaker 2: just walk into? No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: And this one you just woke up in Texas and
Speaker 3: you are pretending to be pregnant, right, yeah boy, wait
Speaker 3: a minute, I'm driving down the road.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what if you just like your doctor Sam Becket,
Speaker 2: You're bouncing through different wormholes or whatever, different timelines. You're
Speaker 2: all over space and time, and all of a sudden
Speaker 2: you're like, what am I doing here? And then you
Speaker 2: look up at your roof and you're like, there's so
Speaker 2: many freaking leaves.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna have to do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Work all weekend long? Because this is my new existence.
Speaker 2: I wonder what my hologram buddy Sam would say.
Speaker 1: You don't care.
Speaker 8: Uh, he would say, don't worry about it. Get gut
Speaker 8: her helmet from Gutterhelmet Amen dot com, and never worry
Speaker 8: about your gutters. Never worry if they're going to get clogged,
Speaker 8: and just go on with your day, Go on with
Speaker 8: your weekend, plague golf with your buddies. Don't waste a
Speaker 8: weekend up on the ladder cleaning gutters. Got her helmet
Speaker 8: mn dot com.
Speaker 1: That was a message specifically for Sam. Sam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wake up. You're in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: You must be lonely.
Speaker 3: You're you really You look out the window and you're
Speaker 3: like Varsity Theater. That's an interesting I wonder where I'm at.
Speaker 3: And then you look and there's your brother.
Speaker 1: H oh boy, oh boy, he's nude. Of course.
Speaker 4: What your name is? Small?
Speaker 1: And let's just say you're both watching X files. Oh
Speaker 1: well played, Corey, well played? All right? More of the
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Speaker 4: All right, So here we are.
Speaker 2: The US Open is underway. It's on the screen here
Speaker 2: and saw us. Don't turn around because Abba does not like.
Speaker 1: When you watch golf. Wait, pall your hands up. What
Speaker 1: a common and Rosie do at two o'clock rip each other?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? Like a major golf tournament? So
Speaker 1: oh uh watch golf and then rip Rosie. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: having knee surgery. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2: Do you hear what lou Nanny said to him off
Speaker 2: the airn Yeah, your tongue's not having correct brilliant.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not gonna turn around. We're you gonna ask
Speaker 8: me a question about it. Is Rosie's gone?
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, you got to focus on
Speaker 1: the show. We're doing a radio shows. Is Rosi's guy
Speaker 1: in the lead? Yep? Some amateur? That's who Rosie wanted, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently he loves amateurs. So does that I do?
Speaker 4: I heard something different about it, you know, accessible.
Speaker 1: Love the game? Yeah, well said that's it.
Speaker 4: Love the game?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, love of the game. Oh, brilliant. Love the game.
Speaker 2: Hey Thursday, right, yeah, yeah, it's Thursday of the fact.
Speaker 2: Sauce it again. I made a you know, relatively sizeable
Speaker 2: bet on Wyndham Clark in Vegas, right yeah, I got
Speaker 2: money on Windham and then Rosie picked him.
Speaker 1: So now I'm cheering for Rosie. Yeah that's not right,
Speaker 1: you know, what I mean now, I.
Speaker 2: Want Rosie to win the golf Bet because that's the
Speaker 2: best thing for me too, even more than Sam Burn's winning.
Speaker 2: It's better if Wyndom Clark, so him and I are
Speaker 2: on the same team as always.
Speaker 1: Do you think he knew Wyndham Clark before you mentioned it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe probably, I'd say no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. Yeah, it's underway in New York
Speaker 1: at Shinnecock YEP.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're in Duluth tomorrow this time tomorrow will be
Speaker 2: broadcasting from Duluth. Marny Gilner Mark Parrish will play Initials
Speaker 2: in Duluth at eight to fifteen.
Speaker 1: We have one nineteen I think is it one eighteen five?
Speaker 1: I think it's eighteen to five.
Speaker 2: So if tomorrow's one eighteen five, the next week's one nineteen,
Speaker 2: then we're off on the third, So one nineteen five
Speaker 2: will be Detroit Lakes YEP. And then the first that
Speaker 2: means the first day of the tournament, the Initials Invitational,
Speaker 2: we would hit one hundred and twenty thousand, unless.
Speaker 1: It goes off before that. Oh, that's hot. That's hot.
Speaker 2: One hundred and twenty k almost there is many one
Speaker 2: eighteen five apparently tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Man, that'll be sweet dude, eventually. Actually, it's got to happen,
Speaker 1: right eventually.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, we had that stretch what two or three months
Speaker 2: ago where we had didn't we have like three or
Speaker 2: four winners out of five or something that won two fifty.
Speaker 2: I think we had a month where almost any everybody
Speaker 2: was hitting at least one right after we.
Speaker 1: Said why has nobody even getting one right? Right?
Speaker 2: And then they went hot and just drilled it for
Speaker 2: about a month straight. So hey, we we had a
Speaker 2: couple of sweats there. Yeah, you know, not bad, not
Speaker 2: bad at all.
Speaker 1: We did have the meat sweats. Man.
Speaker 2: It's foggy as hell at this golf course and it's
Speaker 2: going to get real windy.
Speaker 1: It's like the fog and Widow's Bay it's throwing in
Speaker 1: I don't even know their ball lands. I don't know Widow.
Speaker 2: Dude, the washing, the finale yesterday, Come on, man, like
Speaker 2: this show is just something else. Man, It's gonna win awards.
Speaker 2: Matt Reeves should be up for almost everything. You guys
Speaker 2: are gonna dig it.
Speaker 1: And a scare re scale, how high is it? One
Speaker 1: to ten?
Speaker 2: Uh a seven ish. There's a handful of creepy ass moments,
Speaker 2: but it's not that scary.
Speaker 4: What is a creepy ass moment?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, it's like it's right that when they turn
Speaker 2: around and you're like, oh, that's I thought it was
Speaker 2: gonna be.
Speaker 1: Better than in Denver, right, and Indiana and La.
Speaker 2: But there's alway there's gonna be a second season, and
Speaker 2: I'm telling you the momentum is going to be gigantic
Speaker 2: because I read a story the other day that this
Speaker 2: show is growing by the week in terms of viewership
Speaker 2: like Apple.
Speaker 1: Well again, who knows.
Speaker 2: Apple could be lying because it's not like anybody tracks
Speaker 2: their numbers but themselves. But everybody's finding this show, and
Speaker 2: I think by the time season two rolls around, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be a much, much bigger deal. Sweet, So
Speaker 1: jump on now. But you've got now, you've got all
Speaker 1: ten episodes available, you could binge the whole thing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna it's worth it that that sounds super creative. Man,
Speaker 1: it's fun. Hell's going on on that freaking island?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: The hell is going on anyway?
Speaker 3: I really don't know, did you guys hear? I got
Speaker 3: a few things for you. Oh yeah, I'll play this one.
Speaker 3: It's a kind of a hell long, but I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Debbie Downer made an appearance, oh yeah, at the.
Speaker 1: UH at a commencement speech. Right, yeah, Rachel Dretch is
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 4: For hold on, I got you hear somewhere. Which one
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 3: It's the yeah, Dartmouth Apparently she's a Dartmouth graduate. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: And so she did the commencement speech and she brought
Speaker 3: Debbie Downer back for it.
Speaker 4: And this is really really funny.
Speaker 6: Hello graduates, What an honor it is to be here
Speaker 6: on this beautiful green. Careful on the lawn, ladies, if
Speaker 6: you're wearing any sort of a heel, wet grass can
Speaker 6: be a tripping hazard.
Speaker 1: Brilliant. It's quite an achievement.
Speaker 6: Graduating from Dartmouth. Of course, thanks to AI, there won't
Speaker 6: be any jobs left, So congrats to all on your
Speaker 6: mandatory gap years. It's inspired to see all your fresh
Speaker 6: minds ready to take on the world. Sadly, due to
Speaker 6: the construction of data centers and the impending water wars,
Speaker 6: the most useful college majors now are foraging and hand
Speaker 6: to hand combat. Yeah, AI may take all our jobs
Speaker 6: and clean drinking water. But at least we can all
Speaker 6: see what we'd look like as leather Daddy Santa.
Speaker 2: Good stuff and the instroom makes Yeah, that bit ten
Speaker 2: times better than man and it did on the show too,
Speaker 2: like the cat sound effect.
Speaker 4: I would have done that bit every week if Lauren
Speaker 4: Michael every week.
Speaker 1: Hard not to write, but there were so many bits
Speaker 1: that they ran into the ground.
Speaker 2: I think Lauren Michael's learned his lesson because there were
Speaker 2: like the Hans and Franz seemed like it was every meeting.
Speaker 2: Some of those bits were just NonStop and you're like,
Speaker 2: it's not even funny anymore.
Speaker 8: They drove Matt Foley into the ground. They used him
Speaker 8: a lot in different things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder, like I bet you guys would be
Speaker 3: surprised how how few times they ran right.
Speaker 4: I wonder how many times Matt Foley did the bit ran?
Speaker 2: Let mean, look, I can only think of like three ish,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty it was one.
Speaker 1: There's one Farley character that they drove into the ground.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Matt Foley.
Speaker 3: Sounds like the real life when they did. Yeah, one
Speaker 3: to eight appearances for Matt Foley, that's a lot.
Speaker 4: What was the other one.
Speaker 1: You just said Hans and Franz never got sick of
Speaker 1: Wayne's World. No, Wayne's World Wales.
Speaker 4: Twenty Yeah, it's a lot, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: That's running it back.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I still man. I know you guys have
Speaker 4: all heard it.
Speaker 3: Maybe you haven't, Saus, But the whole Conan O'Brien thing
Speaker 3: where they wrote a scrons a script for the Hans
Speaker 3: and Franz movie and then they they actually recorded it
Speaker 3: and did it on his podcast.
Speaker 4: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Jeez, they actually acted did They did basically a read
Speaker 3: through of the script.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. It was like him and Smigel or something
Speaker 1: wrote it. Wasn't it like it was two or.
Speaker 4: Three big Michael and and then Neil and and and
Speaker 4: h Dana all were a part of it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: The big the reason it fails because they wrote it
Speaker 3: with Arnold Forsnagger in the movie. At that time, he
Speaker 3: was the biggest thing in the world. They couldn't get him.
Speaker 1: That's funny, especially the characters are making fun of him.
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty It's a pretty ambitious idea to say,
Speaker 2: what if we take down the number one star in
Speaker 2: the world by basically saying how ridiculous he.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, looking forward to it.
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Speaker 3: Brennan Sunday My Life, who's the host for Saturday? And
Speaker 3: I mean tickets are still available for Saturday's show, but
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Speaker 3: Sweet dude, Yeah man, it would be fun practicing up
Speaker 3: last night with the rocketbub.
Speaker 4: Boys should be good.
Speaker 8: Were you singing? Spending all day in Lake Pegonzo. You'd
Speaker 8: like to know what you was my guy there, he
Speaker 8: was not he passed.
Speaker 4: Now he's still who knows though I haven't seen him,
Speaker 4: so I can't. You asked me that. I always say no,
Speaker 4: but I don't know for sure. I haven't seen him
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Speaker 1: I hope.
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Speaker 1: I mean, well, what about my dad? Well, I know,
Speaker 1: not sure he's alive. Still, he knows where he is.
Speaker 3: I should have taken the ball. Gag out right, I
Speaker 3: leave just outside of Cup Foods.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, let's do front page fort let's see
Speaker 2: what's going on in the world of sports.
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Speaker 2: The Minnesota Links have an absolute superstar. Her name is
Speaker 2: Olivia Miles. A career high thirty one points in a
Speaker 2: ninety nine eighty three win over the Sparks. The Links
Speaker 2: have the best record in the WNBA. They are twelve
Speaker 2: and three. Miles with the thirty one points now is
Speaker 2: in ninth in the WNBA in scoring at nineteen a game.
Speaker 2: My god, more than Paige Beckers. That's that's how much
Speaker 2: she's scoring here. She's ahead of Beckers.
Speaker 8: Are we allowed to bring up that she's better than
Speaker 8: the number one overall pick or the Dallas Wings going to.
Speaker 1: Get a feelings might get hurt? Yes, thank you, Zach. Sorry.
Speaker 2: The Minks are at Golden State tomorrow at nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: The men they are just on a tear.
Speaker 2: And this is the repeat take from our show this
Speaker 2: week and every other show this week. Is this is
Speaker 2: all without nafisa, Like are they are they the best
Speaker 2: or second best team in the league is obviously Vegas
Speaker 2: is still a force. Could they get like, really really
Speaker 2: far even without her?
Speaker 1: I think they could. Yeah, especially with Olivia Miles.
Speaker 2: I think they're so loaded that they could make a
Speaker 2: run even if Nefisa didn't play.
Speaker 1: Did you see the bit last night? I think nuts.
Speaker 8: She had twenty four in the first half, and like
Speaker 8: she made a basket and she's just like playing with
Speaker 8: her hair.
Speaker 1: It's a cool look. She's got swag. Man, she's sweet.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with our women athletes
Speaker 3: in this town, but the Aurora are nine to zero.
Speaker 3: They haven't given up a goal all year. Geez, they
Speaker 3: haven't given up a goal at all, and that is
Speaker 3: through nine games undefeated.
Speaker 4: You know what, we need to give up on men's
Speaker 4: sports in this town, but we already did.
Speaker 1: No one reports, yeah, no one in this town reports.
Speaker 4: What is the what was the baseball movie about the ladies?
Speaker 3: Do we have a female baseball league happening now? If not,
Speaker 3: should we start one so we can dominate it and
Speaker 3: win a championship?
Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as the pole lads don't own it.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, no, that I just woke up with Carl
Speaker 4: pull Lad. If he died, oh god, I didn't wake up. Oh,
Speaker 4: let me out of here. That'd be a tough one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be odd. Al get out of here.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he's in a casket.
Speaker 2: The US Open is underway. Nobody so far, at least
Speaker 2: in terms of the leaderboard that I'm looking at, saus
Speaker 2: unless you have a sixty second ahead of me. Update,
Speaker 2: we have like six guys at even. Nobody's under part yet. Well,
Speaker 2: Rosie's guy, James Nicholas is he's even?
Speaker 1: That was Rosie's guy?
Speaker 4: Is he same?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: And then the other guy Rosie wanted, Taylor Montgomery he's
Speaker 8: also even. So both the Rosies guys have the best
Speaker 8: score so far out on the course. Sure, but a
Speaker 8: bunch of big names get under weigh in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Such as, well, my guy, who's your guy? Cam Young?
Speaker 1: And let's see here, Daddy, I had it right here,
Speaker 1: Chris got her up?
Speaker 2: Is the guy?
Speaker 8: Christen sam Burnscloy six fifty two, Fleetwood six fifty two,
Speaker 8: Patrick Reid six fifty two, Oberg six fifty two.
Speaker 1: There are all the big names. You're right around the corner.
Speaker 4: Do you have the entire list?
Speaker 1: Right in front of you most of them. Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 4: Do you know when.
Speaker 1: Happy birth Happy birthday?
Speaker 4: Do you know when rapper Ot Genesis?
Speaker 1: He's off the Ot Genesis.
Speaker 2: Let's see Genesis was but in the eighties, isn't Phil
Speaker 2: Collins like eighty.
Speaker 4: This is rapper Ot Genesis?
Speaker 1: Cool name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I've never heard of that person either. I've
Speaker 2: heard of the band Genesis. I've heard of the Sega Genesis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've vaguely heard of the Book of Genesis.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a gallon real world named Genesis? I have
Speaker 1: no idea. That's only something you would know, probably if
Speaker 1: you're saying I feel like there was.
Speaker 8: Did the band Genesis ever come out with like a
Speaker 8: coffee table book called the Book of Genesis?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think it's I get that's
Speaker 4: not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: I had a very similar idea in the nineties. I
Speaker 2: had an idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables,
Speaker 2: and then like if you didn't have a coffee table,
Speaker 2: you could like pull back these. It was almost like
Speaker 2: a pop up book, and then you could it had
Speaker 2: its own legs, So your coffee table book became a
Speaker 2: coffee table and you'd have like celebrity coffee.
Speaker 1: Pull your hands up. He won't be here till next
Speaker 1: month on a Windows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Rosie's not here, Corey real quick? At
Speaker 3: what point today does keyboard player and musician does he read.
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday? Dizzy read well?
Speaker 2: Patrick read teas off at six point fifty two? And
Speaker 2: I hear he has vertigo boy?
Speaker 4: He plays keyboards for guns and roses.
Speaker 1: Sure, that's the guy's name. So everybody hates him, even
Speaker 1: his family. What's your favorite La Gun song?
Speaker 3: I like, well, the Ballot Jane's their biggest hit, but
Speaker 3: I would probably say Rippant.
Speaker 2: Gat.
Speaker 1: So there was a Disney Dean, right, wasn't he a
Speaker 1: baseball player?
Speaker 4: Disney Dean also was in uh?
Speaker 1: And there was Dizzy Gillespie? Why Dale? What about Dirty Dale?
Speaker 12: Dizzy Gillespie dizz Yeah, Now I'm gonna look up somebody's dress,
Speaker 12: me too?
Speaker 1: Was there Genesis who cares sauce on? Yep? I got it?
Speaker 7: Genesis Moss Real World, Boston. She's a lesbian with a
Speaker 7: troubled past.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 7: She became friends with the gay drake queen named I'm
Speaker 7: sorry Adam Brilliant and uh spends a lot of time
Speaker 7: dancing and partying at a gay club.
Speaker 1: Also spends a lot of time in Lake Boogon's wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lake that there by the way.
Speaker 7: It's just crazy because you see Genesis Mooss and the
Speaker 7: next name on the Wikipedia Sean Duffy exactly.
Speaker 2: He is the Transportation Secretary now, but he was on
Speaker 2: the real world like like almost thirty years ago, and
Speaker 2: he married another gal from road Rules.
Speaker 1: Rachel is from road Rules.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't mean about that. Sorry, I
Speaker 4: just read something from Thomas. If you were here, he'd
Speaker 4: be so pleased.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Some laws being erased?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, well should he move to Alabama? Or how's his work?
Speaker 4: Everything's legal somewhere.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, my god, stay t shirt. Yeah, true, true,
Speaker 8: my god, it's true. That's right around the corner.
Speaker 3: The Rocky Horror Picture Show is coming to the Sphere
Speaker 3: in Las Vegas. Can you imagine the party, the amount
Speaker 3: of nineteen thousand people, that would be so much fun.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it same.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's just okay unless you're with seventy people
Speaker 4: and they're all dressed up and singing and having the
Speaker 4: time of their life.
Speaker 1: It's the vibe right, God, that would be so much fun.
Speaker 4: Zacho, that would be so much fun.
Speaker 1: Get high into it?
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 4: You really don't know?
Speaker 1: The hot rocky horror, rocky horror Picture Show.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a very campy movie from the I
Speaker 3: would guess seventies, I believe.
Speaker 2: Probably early seventies, probably right around, yeah, like seventy nine almost,
Speaker 2: but okay, seventy five.
Speaker 3: The guy who's the butler and home Kong is the
Speaker 3: main character, and he's a basically a cross dressing vampire.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't even matter what the movie's about. It's
Speaker 3: got this great soundtrack. It's not great, but great soundtrack.
Speaker 3: And everybody who goes to the movie dresses up as
Speaker 3: a character in the movie and they all sing and
Speaker 3: dance and do the entire do the every line to
Speaker 3: every movie. Doing that with nineteen thousand people, or having
Speaker 3: me people get into the sphere would be the most
Speaker 3: fun ever. Everybody high, everybody drunk, everybody getting it home.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's be fine. I thought it was like a
Speaker 7: scary movie when I saw the headlines, but.
Speaker 4: It is definitely not. It's the exact DAPSA.
Speaker 3: It's just I mean, Peter, it's and they do it
Speaker 3: like it at movie theaters all over America, especially like
Speaker 3: old schools like the one down in Columbia, Height and
Speaker 3: stuff like that, they show it and everybody gets stressed
Speaker 3: up and they go have fun and everybody's just it's
Speaker 3: just cool, man, it's super neat.
Speaker 4: That would be so fun, my god, that would be control.
Speaker 1: Like the definition of a cult classic.
Speaker 3: It is because everybody who's watching it knows it's not
Speaker 3: a great movie, but you know, every line, it's like
Speaker 3: watching it's like that what's that three thousand mystery? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like that one thousand because everybody's talking during the movie,
Speaker 3: but only they're doing the lines and they're loving it fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like when The Room got really popular. It's
Speaker 8: because everybody realized how bad it was, and then they
Speaker 8: all went and it was a shared experience because of
Speaker 8: how hideously horrible that movie is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, anyway, there you go. Tommy would love it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he already bought tickets.
Speaker 2: I have a hunch Tommy would be about halfway through
Speaker 2: the movie and he's, you know, in the full Rocky
Speaker 2: horror picture show like garb and he's all dressed up
Speaker 2: and somebody goes.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen this movie. We're watching a movie.
Speaker 4: I stumbled into the wrong place.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is perfect. God, timing couldn't be better.
Speaker 4: Let's do the time war begain.
Speaker 1: That's a song from it, right, yeah, yeah, Oh there's
Speaker 1: a fucking there. Rachel Draft is doing another speech.
Speaker 4: Brilliant, good thing. You wore two pairs of underwear.
Speaker 1: Wow, saw your whole body lean to the left?
Speaker 4: I did that?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Why you had to make some space? Man?
Speaker 1: You always lean to the left to make some space.
Speaker 4: Does that makes space? You can't try to mean?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine one cheek sneak?
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do what really matters after this scores and
Speaker 2: stats around the world of sports. Ben Lieber in forty minutes,
Speaker 2: Ben seven to nine today and moving forward, he's seven
Speaker 2: to nine for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 4: And Corey two things.
Speaker 3: When we come back and we're doing what really matters,
Speaker 3: We're going to play some of that audio did with
Speaker 3: ray Cooncilla from the He's gonna be at the Saints
Speaker 3: game this Sunday for a Father's Day. And also we're
Speaker 3: going to play a sweeper right now that I encourage
Speaker 3: you to listen to okay, because I don't know if you,
Speaker 3: like me, didn't.
Speaker 1: Read the email I did. I did not.
Speaker 3: Any email that's longer than two paragraphs is not going
Speaker 3: to be read. It's got to be more succinct. I
Speaker 3: ain't got no time, so you ready. It's Patrick Morse
Speaker 3: on the fan through your business. Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1: Is this the what's the group that does the bit
Speaker 1: in Christmas? Trans Siberian orchaneah? Is this the Trans Siberian Orchestra?
Speaker 4: No, it's a little ditty I wrote. This is great,
Speaker 4: thank you. I played all the instruments.
Speaker 2: Is this that little diddy thing you wrote about? Who
Speaker 2: are those two kids growing up in the Heartland? A
Speaker 2: little ditty about.
Speaker 1: What were their names? Jeez? Jack and dihan Uh.
Speaker 2: Let's see what really matters, scores and stats around the
Speaker 2: world of sports, and in between Christal change your life
Speaker 2: with something else.
Speaker 3: Scott Beckula in one of the episodes I saw, woke
Speaker 3: up Jack and Diane. I believe it, and he's like, Diane,
Speaker 3: oh boy.
Speaker 1: Wow, am I at the sphere.
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Speaker 1: Oh Lasic and Lens that's right.
Speaker 2: I know that play suspended at the US Open non
Speaker 2: dangerous conditions.
Speaker 1: I know, mel Wow. But they hit the pause button
Speaker 1: on the US Open. So a handful of.
Speaker 2: People teed off somewhere in the what fifteen sixteen seventeen
Speaker 2: or angy something like that.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm looking for their balls, yep, because it's
Speaker 1: foggy as hell.
Speaker 4: Start.
Speaker 2: They're interviewing Ricky Fowler right now on USA and the
Speaker 2: conditions don't look bad at all, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not there, so they suspended play.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about golf.
Speaker 8: I don't know much, and I know this tournament like
Speaker 8: anyone could qualify, right like if you win a bunch,
Speaker 8: you could qualify.
Speaker 1: As an ampudi. Yeah, what does that path for me
Speaker 1: to qualify for the US I think you'd have to win,
Speaker 1: like at the state level, and then you'd have to
Speaker 1: go And how do I enter that is? Do you
Speaker 1: is there an entry fee? Do I just put my
Speaker 1: name in a I.
Speaker 4: Also think you have to sing the jar breeze.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: My point though, is the point I'm trying to make
Speaker 8: is I don't know how Ricky Fowler is continuously at
Speaker 8: these events.
Speaker 1: He doesn't top ten majors, he hasn't won a major,
Speaker 1: he's not a top.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, well, well, well, I don't know.
Speaker 8: He's just always there. I don't know how he does it.
Speaker 8: Is it like a sponsor exemption somebody else?
Speaker 7: To a professional golfer amateur with a handicap index next
Speaker 7: sitting zero point four, he's that you file an online
Speaker 7: entry application for two hundred dollars. Okay, then you must
Speaker 7: play an eighteen houlled qualifier. There was over one hundred
Speaker 7: local qualifying sites. So maybe you played the qualifier. Yeah,
Speaker 7: maybe the Cameron Young did like.
Speaker 4: Good enough to get in and just on his name alone.
Speaker 1: No, because I like, you have to be like most
Speaker 1: of these majors.
Speaker 8: You have to be like top seventy in the world,
Speaker 8: right or guys that have won it, they get a
Speaker 8: lifetime exemption. And if you are, if you top five,
Speaker 8: a bunch of these are top ten, a bunch of
Speaker 8: these majors, you get exemptions into these for like the
Speaker 8: next three or four years. So maybe I'm missing We're
Speaker 8: Ricky Fowler top.
Speaker 1: This is more of an idea for a screenplay than
Speaker 1: an actual sports question.
Speaker 2: No, what if what if somebody picked up golf at
Speaker 2: the age of forty five, just late to golf, and
Speaker 2: then it just hit.
Speaker 1: It just worked.
Speaker 2: They were a natural. They just never tried until they
Speaker 2: were like forty five, and then they they go and
Speaker 2: win one of these qualifiers and.
Speaker 1: Then they go to the US Open.
Speaker 2: You could get there within it. You could get there
Speaker 2: within one year, right theoretically, if it just clicked.
Speaker 1: Why don't people do that?
Speaker 7: More like you played like hockey all your life or something,
Speaker 7: and right needed you know, money.
Speaker 2: Right, so you just go to the local driving range
Speaker 2: to see if you can hustle people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you know, I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2: It's like maybe somebody notices your four hundred yard drives
Speaker 2: and say, hey, why don't you enter the Waterbury Open
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 1: Like a guy missing a hand? No, why would they
Speaker 1: be missing a hand? Would they have a wood hand?
Speaker 1: Why would they have a wood hand? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Talking about the US Open and qualifying for the US Open? Sorry? God,
Speaker 1: due understood. What really matters is.
Speaker 4: This legitimately was not listening.
Speaker 1: No, I am Chubb, says, wooden hand who in hell
Speaker 1: is Chubbs? How would you call them that? That's that nice?
Speaker 4: Are you talking about me? Are you insulting me?
Speaker 1: Do you have both your hands?
Speaker 4: I do, and the metas chubbs as I used to be.
Speaker 1: No, you're not at all. You're very skinny. I think
Speaker 1: you were Ladies jetens. Now you're so skinny. In fairness,
Speaker 1: you wore Ladies jeans before I wear anything.
Speaker 4: I can do what I like.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this?
Speaker 4: This really does matter? This is a terrible story. I
Speaker 4: didn't realize this till right now.
Speaker 3: The girl who played the ring, Yeah she died, she did, Yeah,
Speaker 3: only thirty five years old. Bacterial meningitis and severe blood infection.
Speaker 3: My goodness, Yeah, that's all quickly progressed to sepsis and
Speaker 3: organ failure.
Speaker 4: And who just passed away from sepsis?
Speaker 1: Think Kyle Busch.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right, that's right. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: She was also Lelo no Stitch, which one no Lelo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she was the voice of Lelo and Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 3: But she was the girl who crawled out of the
Speaker 3: TV in the ring only thirty five years old?
Speaker 4: Did we find out?
Speaker 3: I mean did anybody like I know somebody knows, but
Speaker 3: I don't remember. How do you How does bacterial meningitis happen?
Speaker 1: I don't know, no idea.
Speaker 3: Severe blood infections. Goodness sakes, man, that actually matters. I
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. Let me see.
Speaker 1: Is The Ring a good movie?
Speaker 4: It's pretty scary, man? And she was down in a well.
Speaker 3: I don't know how she got out of TV because
Speaker 3: I don't think there was well times when they had TVs.
Speaker 4: Like where they threw people down wells and stuff. I
Speaker 4: can't remember. I did see it. I remember it scared me.
Speaker 1: But well, that's terrifying. What are you doing in the
Speaker 1: bottom of a well? That was reliever?
Speaker 4: He's not Is he in a well?
Speaker 1: No, he's just listening on his way in. Probably yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably listening. It's all over. Second we ride up
Speaker 1: Troy's bucket.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 4: I don't know what he's saying about. Both of you
Speaker 4: guys are talking over my head or under my nuts?
Speaker 4: Who I don't know. I can't see either one. Why
Speaker 4: did you just make that noise over the sweet peep well?
Speaker 1: It's so innocent.
Speaker 7: Just exchange respiratory or throat secretions with an infected person coughing,
Speaker 7: sneeze and kissing it's and then it just goes and
Speaker 7: enters the bloodstream and and you can die.
Speaker 1: All right, sauce that sucks.
Speaker 2: I know at nine o'clock you and I were going
Speaker 2: to swap secretions, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That that was a way to get meningitis. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've just been on a TV.
Speaker 4: Show that is a spin off of.
Speaker 3: One of those antique road show shows, is called Swap Secretions. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe I should cancel my appearance.
Speaker 1: You've googled that. I don't want to secretion block you.
Speaker 4: But you know what, who cares?
Speaker 1: I'm going You don't care.
Speaker 4: It's my turn, at your turn, we're talking about swapping secretions,
Speaker 4: so probably yours.
Speaker 2: The US plays Australia tomorrow in the World World Cup
Speaker 2: at two o'clock. Both teams won their opening game yesterday,
Speaker 2: though Portugal and Congo won one draw is Bekistan in
Speaker 2: Colombia Battle to Columbia won three to one. Ghana beat
Speaker 2: Panama one zip PanAm and England to beat Croatia forty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think was it Ghana that scored in like
Speaker 1: the ninety fifth minute. I think to win that game play.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's too long, and even though the World Cup's
Speaker 8: going on, it's okay not to like soccer.
Speaker 1: You don't have to like it.
Speaker 8: But there are moments of it where you're like, this
Speaker 8: is badass. Then you're like, there was ninety four minutes
Speaker 8: of no scoring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was it badass?
Speaker 1: Yeah it can be. It comes to your dates.
Speaker 4: Wow, are you still doing Dayton and a half.
Speaker 1: Man, He dabbles, I don't date at all. I found
Speaker 1: the meaning in my life, the inspiration. She's the inspiration.
Speaker 4: Rest in peace. By the way.
Speaker 1: Guy from Chicago, Wow, Chicago, that band Whales.
Speaker 3: Now you say his last name, Parizader Parzier. He was
Speaker 3: one of the family members of Chicago Great Great horn
Speaker 3: player just Great. Yeah, played reed instruments in the band
Speaker 3: from it start through his retirement in twenty fifteen, passed
Speaker 3: away from Alzheimer's DAJ eighty one.
Speaker 1: That sucks, man.
Speaker 3: We play a lot of Chicago in the old Fabulous Hermondilos.
Speaker 3: That guy's great. I think he's sang some of the
Speaker 3: songs too.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 4: Talking about the World Cup and sausage.
Speaker 3: New Love of Soccer, hundreds of rowdy English soccer fans
Speaker 3: had to be cleared out of a Dallas pub after
Speaker 3: reportedly drinking five thousand beers.
Speaker 1: The Londoner, Sorry, are you done enough talking? I just
Speaker 1: got dad. You just dadded me. I'm sorry. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to be funny and.
Speaker 4: Apparently you weren't done. Let me know when you're done.
Speaker 4: All hit the sounder, But.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I was just trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to dadd me.
Speaker 4: You let me know when you're done.
Speaker 1: It's okay to just listen. You don't have to add anything.
Speaker 1: Are you done?
Speaker 4: You don't have to be.
Speaker 1: Funny, man. I don't have any other things I add
Speaker 1: to this. He's done.
Speaker 13: The crowd packed the London Nerve from the bar to
Speaker 13: the patio before the pub shut down. Around ten pm
Speaker 13: on Tuesday. Police responded to a nine to one one
Speaker 13: call about the Crown, but reported no arrests.
Speaker 1: England one four to two. I'm Mark Neyfield.
Speaker 4: Thanks Mark. Do you got any more comedy? Funny?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Path, I'm sorry, Let's hope.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The NBA Draft is Tuesday.
Speaker 2: The Wizards select first, The Wolves select twenty eighth. The
Speaker 2: Wizards are kind of in the news because their guard
Speaker 2: Trey Young plans to decline his forty eight point nine
Speaker 2: seven million dollar player option.
Speaker 1: For next year, so he will be a free agent
Speaker 1: on Monday.
Speaker 4: Don't say abracadabra.
Speaker 1: Magicians do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Wizards are still considered the front runner to
Speaker 2: resign him, but obviously now he'll have some suitors.
Speaker 1: He's good for him. So whose Trey Young? But what
Speaker 1: really matters is break time and.
Speaker 3: When we come back, we'll do audio from raykin Seller
Speaker 3: during What Really Matters, where he talks about the Field
Speaker 3: of Dreams, some a couple of fascinating things, including what
Speaker 3: happened to him on his way to film Field of.
Speaker 4: Dreams that baited an even more impactful thing.
Speaker 2: Spliever in like twenty minutes, we uh hopefully we'll talk
Speaker 2: to Tommy Brennan of Saturday Night Live and about twenty
Speaker 2: minutes as well, because Mel Gibson deserves it.
Speaker 1: This is the power drim Morning Joe on the van
Speaker 1: from the one eight hundred. Ask Gary Traffics.
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Speaker 2: What it is what to do?
Speaker 4: No Thomas today?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 8: Heartbreaking the worst? Didn't you say yesterday? Might be going
Speaker 8: on next Thursday?
Speaker 1: I believe. So why does he do that? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's almost like he is a real job. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I know, I mean a waste of time. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Rice, all right, more of what really matters? Here
Speaker 1: we go, that's what really matters.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: The Twins are at the Rangers today at one thirty
Speaker 2: five final game against the Rangers. Joe Ryan for the Twins.
Speaker 2: The Twins are thirty five and forty. The Rangers are
Speaker 2: thirty five and thirty eight. This weekend they are at Arizona.
Speaker 2: Then they host the world champion Dodgers.
Speaker 1: Monday, Tuesday Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 10: Ludacris after one of the games too next week.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, Johnny Bones is going to that.
Speaker 10: Which Janny Bones loves Ludacris.
Speaker 1: He mentioned it, actually did he really? That is why
Speaker 1: to say he's gone for his acting. Yeah, he loves
Speaker 1: him in too fast.
Speaker 4: That's really good. That's kind of a sad story.
Speaker 1: He's got some slammers.
Speaker 4: Oh is he cheked up?
Speaker 1: I think he loves Oh yeah, he loves singing about.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What matters is.
Speaker 4: What is bothersome?
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. You daubted me. Now I'm mad at you.
Speaker 1: I'm over it.
Speaker 4: You're grounded?
Speaker 1: Are you voice texting my dad?
Speaker 4: No, you're grounded freating marbles again?
Speaker 1: Remember, saucage is the word bothers him when the rest
Speaker 1: of us being problematic. But he says bothers him.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, it's okay. You don't know words. Okay, good.
Speaker 1: I don't haven't come back exactly because you're blanking on words.
Speaker 4: Just get back to eating your marbles.
Speaker 1: Eat marbles. Did you eat marbles as a kid?
Speaker 4: You know you did?
Speaker 1: Somebody?
Speaker 2: If somebody would have put peanut butter on marbles, would
Speaker 2: you have eaten them?
Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah?
Speaker 4: After you let the dog lick it.
Speaker 1: It's a okay, it's your dog, Jesus. What really matters, though,
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 4: Did you just see a sheep? Jesus?
Speaker 10: Ye?
Speaker 1: Sheepsus?
Speaker 4: Listen? Are you done?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Enough Walter.
Speaker 4: Dwyer Nope, Wire Brown Walter, No one cares.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't even matter, it does, nothing matters.
Speaker 3: Dwire Brown actor. He played Rayconcella, The Dad in Field
Speaker 3: of Dreams. I spoke with him yesterday. Thanks for reference.
Speaker 3: At Saints Saints Baseball dot Com Saint Paul Saints shs
Speaker 3: Field on Sunday, he'll be done. They're throwing balls around
Speaker 3: for a special ticket package. You can throw a ball
Speaker 3: with him. Dwyer Brown played Raycincella, and here he talked
Speaker 3: about a connection to the state of Minnesota. He helped
Speaker 3: build Eden Prairie High School in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 9: It's a true story. Yeah, I my sister lived up
Speaker 9: in Minneapolis, and I came up to visit her, and
Speaker 9: she one of her roommates, got me a job on
Speaker 9: this construction crew, and yeah I was. I was pushing
Speaker 9: mud up there in at Eton very High School.
Speaker 8: Have you ever done that, Zach, that's the only reason
Speaker 8: you've played that, hopefully not high school.
Speaker 1: Too far away. That's bothersome. Oh okay, sauce Oka, Why
Speaker 1: is that bother some? It's not I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be funny, Okay, Okay, Hang on It's okay to
Speaker 1: just listen. You don't have to add anything I agree to.
Speaker 1: What else do I do?
Speaker 3: By the way, Dwyer Brown on what he will be
Speaker 3: doing down at cchs Field on Sunday.
Speaker 9: You know, I should tell people if they do come
Speaker 9: to the game this weekend, I'm bringing my dad's mips
Speaker 9: from the nineteen thirties, my old his old split finger
Speaker 9: glove and h and we are having a catch with
Speaker 9: the fans if they get that, want to have a
Speaker 9: catch package. So anyway, I hope people will come out.
Speaker 9: You know, when I lived in Minneapolis back in seventy nine,
Speaker 9: I just couldn't get over what a wonderful city that is,
Speaker 9: you know, with the lakes right in the middle of it,
Speaker 9: and and the people. I mean, what what beautiful people,
Speaker 9: I thought. And you know, when summer comes, you know,
Speaker 9: out of that rough winters that are usually happening up there,
Speaker 9: I was just so impressed people out jogging and running,
Speaker 9: and I mean I just thought that the city was
Speaker 9: just so buoyant and beautiful and filled with art.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 9: I was really in love with it. And it's been
Speaker 9: back several times since.
Speaker 1: There you go, even if.
Speaker 2: He's telling the truth. What a smart way to kiss ass? Right,
Speaker 2: you're doing a radio interview. Go love Cleveland, beautiful place, beautiful,
Speaker 2: great people, absolute smoke shows running around in the summer
Speaker 2: every summer.
Speaker 4: I've built the hospital for crazy people.
Speaker 1: I was pushing them on in the parking lot.
Speaker 4: Wow, Zach and when I hate better?
Speaker 1: That was great? That was funny.
Speaker 4: Oh thank you I heard you laugh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What then?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Sorry. I don't know why you're sorry.
Speaker 2: But you do understand what what laughter is? Right, It's
Speaker 2: the acknowledgment of humor being received.
Speaker 4: He has no idea what it's like.
Speaker 1: Blank stairs by the way to see him moving forward
Speaker 1: is the exact opposite. I didn't do that.
Speaker 4: I laughed.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 1: Deafening silence is uh not laughter?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, silence sucks.
Speaker 1: The silence sucks.
Speaker 4: Middle of the night, nobody around darkness.
Speaker 1: Jeesus. I'm not good with with awkward silences in conversations.
Speaker 1: I have to fill the air. Do you guys do that?
Speaker 2: I wish I was better at just like you said something,
Speaker 2: I said something, you said something. I said something, And
Speaker 2: that was the end of the little back and forth.
Speaker 2: And now we can sit here for fifteen seconds instead
Speaker 2: of just tap dancing until somebody else has something to say.
Speaker 1: It gets O.
Speaker 3: We're like tonight, we'll be at that dinner with clients
Speaker 3: and the Luth and it'll be silent, and then out
Speaker 3: of nowhere, I'll just have to go.
Speaker 4: Just to break up the silence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're also yeah asking because the worst thing
Speaker 1: can say is.
Speaker 4: No, hey, v W A Duluth any ideas.
Speaker 2: Okay Volkswagen or you mean thefwis for that, Arthur's sister.
Speaker 7: D W.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm gonna when you're walking down this Here's what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do tonight. If it gets awkward.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have my phone in my interesting case and
Speaker 2: be ready. If it gets super awkward and there's just
Speaker 2: a bunch of silence, I'm gonna look over at Mark
Speaker 2: Parrish and I'm gonna stand up and i'm gonna fake
Speaker 2: record him and I go excuse.
Speaker 1: Me, everybody, and then just walk him out of the bar.
Speaker 1: And that's my new favorite bit. I just I can't stop.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do this.
Speaker 1: He excuse me, everybody.
Speaker 3: Guy, I'm gonna stay at and look at an empty
Speaker 3: chair and go, does anybody see Mark?
Speaker 1: Is he here.
Speaker 4: Did he make it?
Speaker 1: Did he did he go to Detroit Lakes?
Speaker 2: I believe, in all honesty, I believe he is not
Speaker 2: attending the dinner because I think he's coming in late.
Speaker 2: He's a late arrival tonight to Duluth. Uh if I recall,
Speaker 2: I think it's his anniversary or something. Oh, is that accurate?
Speaker 1: I think you are correct. It's something like that. So
Speaker 1: he's gonna make it to Duluth, just very very late,
Speaker 1: so he'll be in the hotel. Maybe, No, that'll be you.
Speaker 1: It's my atturn of year, turn.
Speaker 9: Yours.
Speaker 2: I think four games in the World Cup today, the
Speaker 2: Czech Republic takes on South Africa, Canada and Katar, Mexico
Speaker 2: and South Korea, and then Switzerland versus.
Speaker 1: See. I always thought it.
Speaker 2: Was like Bosnia Herzegova or something like. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: HER's a Govinas, So whatever Bosnia versus Switzerland.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this.
Speaker 4: This is real.
Speaker 3: This is a good One's talking to Dwyer Brown yesterday,
Speaker 3: Raycincilla about the scene, the habitatch scene, the one he's
Speaker 3: most famous for, and he told me all of these
Speaker 3: fascinating facts.
Speaker 4: This is two minutes long, but I promise. It's worth it.
Speaker 4: Everybody stay with me.
Speaker 9: What's interesting is a few people know that that my father,
Speaker 9: my real father, died thirty six days before I went
Speaker 9: to go shoot that movie. I'd already been cast in
Speaker 9: the movie, and I went to go visit my parents
Speaker 9: on our farm in Ohio on my way to Iowa,
Speaker 9: and my dad died the night I arrived, suddenly, unexpectedly.
Speaker 9: He was sixty seven, and you know, I was broken hearted.
Speaker 9: And you know, thirty six days later, I find myself
Speaker 9: walking out of the corn playing, you know, the dead
Speaker 9: father of a son to have a catch. And what's
Speaker 9: interesting is I thought that I might be too emotional
Speaker 9: and I wouldn't be able to play the scene. But
Speaker 9: you know, I sort of had this feeling that my
Speaker 9: dad was free and that he was very happy to
Speaker 9: kind of be done with this kind of difficult life
Speaker 9: that my dad had. You know, so I just had
Speaker 9: to rely on my training, and I just tried to
Speaker 9: imagine what it would be like if I'd gotten a
Speaker 9: second chance to you know, kind of tell my dad
Speaker 9: the things that I wanted to tell him and you know,
Speaker 9: have a catch with him in a way that was
Speaker 9: you know, kind of Magical, and so it wasn't that
Speaker 9: hard for me to feel that the most difficult thing
Speaker 9: was is that scene because they had decided to shoot
Speaker 9: it at Magic how or those fifteen and it's a
Speaker 9: golden light after sunset. We had to shoot it for
Speaker 9: two weeks, essentially a line at a time. By the
Speaker 9: time we got everything set up down on the field,
Speaker 9: you know, and the light was perfect, they'd say action
Speaker 9: and I'd say, is this heaven? And they'd say, do
Speaker 9: it again, is this heaven? And then you know, the
Speaker 9: light would there wouldn't be enough light left, and the
Speaker 9: next day we'd have to come back and they'd step
Speaker 9: the whole thing up again and turn around on Kevin
Speaker 9: and he would say, no, it's Iowa, No, it's Iowa.
Speaker 2: You know. So not only did I have to.
Speaker 9: Get in that tentative little state of emotional availability, you
Speaker 9: know once for the scene, I had to do it,
Speaker 9: you know, every day, both Kevin and I had to
Speaker 9: do it every day for almost two weeks to get
Speaker 9: the whole scene in the can. And you know, when
Speaker 9: you watch it, hopefully you don't see those those seams
Speaker 9: that it was, you know, cut over two weeks of
Speaker 9: or shot over two weeks. And again I'm grateful that
Speaker 9: that that's the scene I'm remembered for because I really
Speaker 9: do feel like it changes people's relationship with their fathers
Speaker 9: and with their parents, and you know, with any number
Speaker 9: of relationships they have.
Speaker 4: What first of all, wow, wow, how about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And second of all, that scene is so perfect And
Speaker 3: to think that they shot it for two weeks, and
Speaker 3: that's the magic of movies, and that's the reason they
Speaker 3: give an Oscar for editing. You would never know that
Speaker 3: is not one scene. It's beautiful, right, you know, And
Speaker 3: I can see what he's saying. The lighting it's like
Speaker 3: and I know this is stupid, but you'll get what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Cork, because you and I both like this
Speaker 3: movie fifty first Dates. When Drew Barrymore is running around
Speaker 3: at that golden hour, She's so beautiful in that moment.
Speaker 3: The lighting and that scene it's you know, it's the
Speaker 3: same with the scene they have a catch scene. The
Speaker 3: lighting and the time of day matters so much to
Speaker 3: that moment.
Speaker 10: Incredible now poetic that you know he I mean, it's
Speaker 10: so tragic that he lost to dad right before that,
Speaker 10: but for him to say at the very end that
Speaker 10: he feels like it helps people transform their own relationships
Speaker 10: with their fathers right after he lost his own.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just that's incredible.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: This is a good dude man.
Speaker 3: If you get a chance to buy a ticket again,
Speaker 3: there's a have a catch package for Sunday on Father's
Speaker 3: Day game don Saints Baseball dot com if you get a.
Speaker 4: Chance to go down. What a good dude man. It
Speaker 4: just seems like the kind of guy who'd love to
Speaker 4: sit and talk to you about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, why don't we break in case Tommy
Speaker 2: Brennan good calls right on time and Ben liber will
Speaker 2: be here in a second, but we should if everything
Speaker 2: goes right, We're going to.
Speaker 1: Check in with Tommy Brennan of Saturday Night Live after this.
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