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Speaker 1: We're live on ninety three three FLZ. This is the

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Speaker 1: Joe Show. And Alyssa, my fiance, her best friend Kylie.

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Speaker 1: She's got like the cutest boy ever. His name is Nolan,

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Speaker 1: and Nolan's celebrating his first birthday in two weekends. His

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Speaker 1: real birthdays this weekend, but his birthday parties next weekend.

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Speaker 1: I got invited, not to brag, I'm gonna be there, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, me just chilling. It's at a pool though,

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Speaker 1: So here's the reason why I just said though to that. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I need to be on

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Speaker 1: pervert Watch. Maybe it's just because I'm heightened with all

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Speaker 1: the news and everything. You can't trust anyone, can't anyone

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Speaker 1: owned an island. If anyone ever says they own an island,

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Speaker 1: can't trust him. If anyone's like, hey, you want to

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Speaker 1: go to my party and they call it a freak

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Speaker 1: off party, you.

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Speaker 2: Can't trust him.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people are throwing freak off party party. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be eyeing out the perverts. And here's how

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Speaker 1: you catch a pervert at a one year old's pool party.

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Speaker 1: You can't wear a bathing suit and you can't go

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Speaker 1: in the water if you're an adult.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can't.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 1: If I show up in a bathing suit, I'm arresting

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Speaker 1: my son.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, it depends on the bathing suit for the guys

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Speaker 2: and the girls.

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Speaker 1: No guy, unless you are Matt, the father or maybe

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Speaker 1: the grandpa. Maybe the brothers, maybe Kylie's brothers.

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Speaker 2: Maybe.

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Speaker 1: Other than that, though, if I show up in a

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Speaker 1: bathing suit, dude, I shouldn't even show up in sandals.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think why you say it like that.

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Speaker 2: It does sound really weird if.

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Speaker 1: I see an adult at a kid's birthday party wearing

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Speaker 1: a bathing suit.

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Speaker 2: Shut it down. You got it. We gotta replan that the.

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Speaker 1: Kids get in the water, dude, get them a floating

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Speaker 1: they'll be okay, we'll watch, nobody will drown. It's the

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Speaker 1: same as like if you go to chuck e cheese. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're above the age.

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Speaker 2: Of twelve, you.

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Speaker 1: Think it's a fourteen year old.

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Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. Yeah, after twelve, it's just

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Speaker 2: like bro, even thirteen, it's like.

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Speaker 1: Trying to vape in the ball pit, aren't you?

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Speaker 2: So when do you wear into the pool party? I'm

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Speaker 2: wearing pants. Oh god, that's even more hard those pants.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna wear like linen beach pants.

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Speaker 4: No, all right, If wearing the bathing suit to a

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Speaker 4: kids party is a foul, then call me pee wee

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Speaker 4: herman and a pervert. Because I don't say any, I

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Speaker 4: guess I'm a pervert.

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with where?

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 2: I can't even wear I can't even wear.

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Speaker 4: I can't even wear a pair of board shorts to

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Speaker 4: a birthday party.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. No, can't do it.

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Speaker 4: So okay, So you're saying, it's the time, so birth

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Speaker 4: it's just birthday parties is what we're just that situation

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Speaker 4: in particular.

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Speaker 2: Don't give me another you get me the situation.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you if you're let's say I'm at a

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Speaker 4: hotel pool and there's kids playing on one end.

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Speaker 2: I can't I can't.

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Speaker 4: And I'm on the complete other end of the pool,

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Speaker 4: I can't wear shorts to the pool or pool.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying now, Now the kids are the hot tub,

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Speaker 1: you get in with them?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, then you're a pervert.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll say to the hot tub, that's where I Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that I won't do that. Yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't you Yeah no no no, no weird you got

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Speaker 1: you gotta be you just gotta be aware of it.

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Speaker 1: I have even thought about maybe calling Kylie and being like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think we got to rethink this, like this thing,

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Speaker 1: yeah nowadays twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it because.

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Speaker 1: The baby's turning one. Yeah, it's mostly adults. Of it's

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Speaker 1: mostly going to be adults. So if really, like I

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Speaker 1: see maybe like five people being allowed to wear bathing suits,

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Speaker 1: there the rest of them out the water you can't,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be watching. I'm gonna be watching. I

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Speaker 1: am going to be like, hey, get out, get out.

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Speaker 4: Punishing the adults by being that a one year old's birthday.

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Speaker 1: I might bring I might bring a whistle, a lifeguard. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: the next thing lifeguards can wear it lifeguards because they're

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Speaker 1: going to say the kids, because no adults going to

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Speaker 1: get in that water because they're not wearing a bathing suit. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up, Goshka? Hey, how are you fantastic?

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Speaker 2: Goshka? What's up?

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Speaker 5: So my question to your Joe is, if you don't

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Speaker 5: show up in a bathing stool and get in a

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Speaker 5: pool with those kids, Who's gonna throw them up and

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Speaker 5: mess with them? That's the best thing that they you know,

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Speaker 5: the kids love that.

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Speaker 1: The parents will do that. Yeah, no stranger should be

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Speaker 1: even touching the kid. If you go to a pool

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Speaker 1: party and you don't have a kid and you start

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Speaker 1: throwing kids, you might be the pervert.

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Speaker 3: Oh you will not.

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Speaker 5: If you're the best friends. You know, it's completely fine.

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Speaker 2: Now you're probably right, Kashka. I love you. I appreciate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey you my man.

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Speaker 3: Let's be real. The party ain't even for the one

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Speaker 3: year old. The one year old don't even know what's

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Speaker 3: having a party.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, one has no clue what's going on.

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Speaker 1: That kid was playing with a hose the other day, which.

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Speaker 3: It's an excuse for adults to get drunk in the

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Speaker 3: one year old's name, celebrating the one year old's life.

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Speaker 3: Let's be real, So you can't be a perf because

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Speaker 3: it's really for the adults. The kid don't know. I

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Speaker 3: don't even know what his moday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the.

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Speaker 1: Kids are in the you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know if the kid get together, all right, so check

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Speaker 3: it out while the kids get together going on, you

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Speaker 3: just don't get in. But after a while, you know

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Speaker 3: the parents are just don't get rid of the kids.

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Speaker 2: And then it becomes adult party and that's fine.

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Speaker 1: But but but if one of those parents suggest a

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Speaker 1: freak off, I'm leaving.

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Speaker 2: I'm not staying from it.

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Speaker 3: I mean depend I mean, I mean depends what kind

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Speaker 3: of freak all?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 2: How much? How much do you know about freak off?

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's what kind of freak all? So is

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Speaker 3: it a like a secrets getaway? I told you that. Man,

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Speaker 3: my name is Jay Diddy, except I don't like baby

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Speaker 3: or you are aqua for man.

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Speaker 2: I'll talk to you tonight. We're playing Fortnite. We're playing Fortnite.

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Speaker 3: I just kid it.

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Speaker 2: But in the fortnight.

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Speaker 1: In the eighteen and up lobby, Christian.

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Speaker 6: I don't think it's I think it's weird if you

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Speaker 6: go to a birthday party where they're swimming and you

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Speaker 6: don't swim, whether it's for a one year old or not,

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Speaker 6: I think it's weird to sit outside.

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Speaker 2: Of the pool.

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Speaker 6: Not only that, but it's one hundred and fifty degrees

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Speaker 6: outside and you're just gonna sit there your tail end off,

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Speaker 6: just because you don't want to feel like a pervert.

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Speaker 2: Christian. Don't you have kids, though I do have kids.

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Speaker 1: If they're gonna go, why are you going in there

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Speaker 1: to play with the kids? You don't even have a kid,

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Speaker 1: And I'll go, I don't know. That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: I bet you didn't think, do it? You're the best

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Speaker 1: Christian Monica. One year old throwing a birthday party, Well,

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Speaker 1: his parents are Yeah, I don't think the one year

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Speaker 1: old's throwing the birthday party. But it's my fiance's best

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Speaker 1: friend's kid. He's cute, he's awesome. His name is Nolan.

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Speaker 1: Everyone should know Nolan. He's going to take over the

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Speaker 1: world one day. Anyways, I said that, yeah, I said.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna be watching the adults. No adults

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Speaker 1: should wear swim trunks. Tool kids pool party? What do

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Speaker 1: you think?

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Speaker 7: I think you're looking at it totally wrong. Because my

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Speaker 7: whole family and like we're very close with their friends.

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Speaker 7: All our friends throw pool parties at my aunt's pool.

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Speaker 7: It's a big pool and it's always a pool party

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Speaker 7: because we're all born in the summertime, and the kids

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Speaker 7: are always in the forefoot, like they don't go into

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Speaker 7: the deep zone. The adults are always in the deep zone.

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Speaker 7: Why wouldn't you be in the pool If there's a

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Speaker 7: one year old in the pool and you're their best friend,

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Speaker 7: that makes it even more suspicious that you could.

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Speaker 1: I hope one day he is my best friend. But

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Speaker 1: the guy doesn't even speak yet, so it's hard to

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Speaker 1: kind of, you know, bond with someone who doesn't talk.

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Speaker 3: Gonna look at you like Joe's not in the pool

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Speaker 3: with us because I'm on pervert Watch, That's what I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say.

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Speaker 2: Or you're the pervert from outside the pool who's watching it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be any to the party.

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Speaker 7: There shouldn't be no pervs out of one year old brain.

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Speaker 1: I agree, But if but if I'm a perv, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get to a one year old's party.

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Speaker 2: No one clipped that either.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, think about that.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 2: I'm always thinking.

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Speaker 1: I'm always thinking and and shout out to anyone who's

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Speaker 1: like me, who's just trying to watch out.

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Speaker 2: For those pervs.

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Speaker 1: He's on purf watch, be careful, perfect on perf watch, patrol.

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Speaker 7: To because of all the perverse. You're not going to

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Speaker 7: go into the water at the water park because you

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Speaker 7: might be considered a.

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Speaker 1: Perfect well, let me ask you a question, Monica, does

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Speaker 1: the water park have a wave pool?

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Speaker 3: I don't even want

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Speaker 2: To turn down a wave pool.