WEBVTT - Dirty 4: Ted Lasso + Mumford & Sons 

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a pair of tickets to go see Ed

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<v Speaker 1>Sharon at the ford Field at the ford Field or

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<v Speaker 1>big announcement by the way, something coming to ford Field.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have in a second Ed Sharon tickets win right

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<v Speaker 1>now text ed to nine five zero zero standard text

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<v Speaker 1>and data rates to apply well, Jordian Mornings Dirty on

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<v Speaker 1>the thirty. Mike is going to join us here right

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<v Speaker 1>now and appropriately enough Mike concert announcement U Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Luke colmb's ford Field April seventeen. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes. Pre sale is Thursday the twentieth, on

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<v Speaker 1>sale Friday the twenty first, and I do got to

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<v Speaker 1>shout this out B ninety three dot com. We will

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<v Speaker 1>have those tickets and the B ninety three Morning trow

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have those tickets as well. So Mike Luke went

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<v Speaker 1>to this weekend's concerts at ford Field. He went to

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<v Speaker 1>go see Ris Christapleton and Landy Wilson. Great show Setinew.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one one song. Because Luke is not a big

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<v Speaker 1>country guy. He's you know, loves Drake and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He did say that after a while, when you're there

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<v Speaker 1>at a country concert, he goes because he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the Zach Brown band with Chelse and I. He goes

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<v Speaker 1>dead all of a sudden. It doesn't make a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know the words, you start singing with everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just fun, man, It's it's just a lot of fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of like everybody's just there to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time for the most part. I mean, at

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<v Speaker 1>any concert, you're gonna have something, but like most of

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<v Speaker 1>the part, everybody's just trying to have fun. I'd go

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<v Speaker 1>see Luke Holmes, what is that? What's that song that

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote for his wife or whatever? That was like

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<v Speaker 1>a it's like a and I know that. You know

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<v Speaker 1>they write a bunch of songs for like their wives

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. No, it's the hold on a Second Hair

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<v Speaker 1>ever after all?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful?

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy? Beautiful crazy, beautiful crazy? I can't help but amaze me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that? All right? Sorry, Shannon?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So my first story this morning is about try as Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you were here last week when I

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<v Speaker 2>did the story that there was a rumor he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to make a country album. Is he going to country music?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Stop him. Supposedly these that have become

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<v Speaker 1>like musicians.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw it on Twitter yesterday. I think I might

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<v Speaker 4>ascted to Shannon, but the rock oh yeah, got a

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<v Speaker 4>little song out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. So while we're talking about Travis Kelsey, he

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<v Speaker 2>was doing an interview with reporters at Chiefs training camp yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>and of course somebody had to ask him about his

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<v Speaker 2>wedding to Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 5>It was, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a fun off season man.

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<v Speaker 3>Wedding was the best night of my life. And I

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate everybody who came out and celebrated and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>had fun with us.

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<v Speaker 4>And yes, Paul I really got from that night.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a crazy night.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was full of a lot of celebration.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's football baby, football baby. In other sports Storty today,

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<v Speaker 2>Russell Westbrook announced he's retiring from the NBA after eighteen seasons,

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<v Speaker 2>announcing that decision while ago, he did that when he

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<v Speaker 2>was with Video Casey. He did a cool video on

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<v Speaker 2>social media with Michael Jordan voicing it like it was

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<v Speaker 2>all of his career highlights. But was the fourth overall

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<v Speaker 2>pick in the two thousand and eight NBA draft by

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<v Speaker 2>the Seattle SuperSonics never played there since the franchise moved

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<v Speaker 2>to Oklahoma City that summer, but he did spend eleven

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<v Speaker 2>seasons with the Thunder. He also played for the Lakers,

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<v Speaker 2>the Houston Rockets, and this past season with the Sacramento kay.

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<v Speaker 1>He and Chris Paul overstayed their welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>No yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you

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<v Speaker 4>got to relax. Russell Westburg is by far one of

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<v Speaker 4>the most exciting players the league's ever seen. Definitely one

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<v Speaker 4>of the most exciting point guards we've ever seen lead

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<v Speaker 4>in the league from a season perspective. In the entire

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<v Speaker 4>NBA in history and triple doubles, we've never seen a

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<v Speaker 4>guy with as much shouldered and his ability to actually

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<v Speaker 4>handle it and take teams to know. He never wont

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<v Speaker 4>a ring or whatever the case, and everybody wants to

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<v Speaker 4>judge him off rings, but is the phenom player though.

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<v Speaker 1>That you will at least admit is not good because

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<v Speaker 1>you don't you own ever you they're ever mentioned an

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<v Speaker 1>NBA player like I say something about anybody in the NBA.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Paul George over stage as well. No, Paul

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<v Speaker 1>George is phenomenal. I don't think we've ever seen a

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<v Speaker 1>player come back from his gruesome of an injury as

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<v Speaker 1>he had and still been able to perform at the

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<v Speaker 1>level he's been performing at Darko Military.

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<v Speaker 2>How about you guys go out for drinks after the

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<v Speaker 2>show and have This.

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<v Speaker 1>Is just facts, Just facts.

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<v Speaker 4>Shout out to Russell Westbrook, God.

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<v Speaker 2>Speed my brother Ted Lasso himself. Jason Sudeikis joined Mumford

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<v Speaker 2>and Sons on stage at Madison Square Cardon to do

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<v Speaker 2>the Ted Last Hoping song. That's kind of cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the show back now? Season four? Back? I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>watch season three? I stopped after a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a marriage scam happening in this country,

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<v Speaker 2>and really it's nothing new, but now authorities are cracking

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<v Speaker 2>down on it.

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<v Speaker 3>This morning, eleven people are under arrest, accused of running

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<v Speaker 3>one of the largest marriage fraud schemes in US history.

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<v Speaker 5>We believe this network took in tens of millions of

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<v Speaker 5>dollars over its decade long operation, making it one of

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<v Speaker 5>the largest marriage fraud prosecutions in US history.

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<v Speaker 3>Prosecutors in New York say the ring arranged hundreds of

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<v Speaker 3>sham marriages, pairing Chinese nationals seeking green cards with American

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<v Speaker 3>citizens willing to marry them on paper for a price.

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<v Speaker 3>The foreign nationals paid as much as one hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars each, and the Americans were allegedly paid thirty thousand

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<v Speaker 3>to say I do. According to the indictment, some of

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<v Speaker 3>the fake weddings were held at restaurants where the couples

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<v Speaker 3>changed into traditional Chinese wedding attire to make the ceremonies

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<v Speaker 3>look real. The marriages even came with an unusual prenup

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<v Speaker 3>a clause stipulating that the husband and wife could live

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<v Speaker 3>separate lives and have nothing to do with one another.

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<v Speaker 5>The range sham wedding ceremonies complete with efficiants, wedding attire,

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<v Speaker 5>photographers and attendees, and once aforeign national obtained a green card,

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<v Speaker 5>they arranged for a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's interesting. Would you do that for thirty grand?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a thirty ball. Yeah, just to get married real quick.

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<v Speaker 4>Give somebody a citizen chep. The most I've been offered

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<v Speaker 4>is six thousand. Couldn't do it for six thirty on

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<v Speaker 4>my rates. You actually were offered money to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>The lady used to bring my mama hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you did remember that?

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<v Speaker 4>And Leslie.

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<v Speaker 2>A suspicious package found outside of a fire station shut

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<v Speaker 2>down traffic during rush hour in Washington, DC this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Please shut down the road after somebody saw someone putting

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<v Speaker 2>a package that had all of these exposed wires in

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<v Speaker 2>a public trash can. Obviously makes you all nervous, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>You see something like that, you assume whatever. Well, officers

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<v Speaker 2>eventually went out and opened the box, and what did

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<v Speaker 2>they find inside an electronic sex portable pump device. So

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<v Speaker 2>the road ended up being closed for about two and

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<v Speaker 2>a half hours because of a sex toy outside of

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<v Speaker 2>the fire station.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't in Anna's black box, was We're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>it the one that Anna talked about yesterday show.

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