Speaker 1: So I need a relax right now. I just need
Speaker 1: something to relax. What do you want to take a
Speaker 1: shot of it? I don't know. No, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: touching any of those things. I'm not touching those So
Speaker 1: I Chelsea went yesterday morning, and I don't know why
Speaker 1: it is. I got so jealous about this, but I
Speaker 1: was like, so horribly jealous. She could have been in
Speaker 1: the arms of another man and I would have been
Speaker 1: fine with them, but she wasn't. She woke up in
Speaker 1: the morning early and she goes, oh, I got an appointment.
Speaker 1: I go, who has an appointment? She was praying to
Speaker 1: another god. She was praying to the god called the
Speaker 1: massage God. Oh, she went and got a massage yesterday. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Chelsea went and got a massage. And I was
Speaker 1: very jealous of this because I'm the type of person
Speaker 1: that when I know that somebody is getting pampered and
Speaker 1: it's not me, I'm jealous. I want to get pampered.
Speaker 1: Like when Chelsea says, hey, I've got a manicure, pedicure appointment,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to be there too, Like I
Speaker 1: want to be there. I want to be I want
Speaker 1: to look pretty, you know, and I want to be relaxed.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I guess you got to go
Speaker 1: get your massage. Well, she left for an hour and
Speaker 1: a half or something, came back from it, and she
Speaker 1: was so relaxed, like I've never seen her this relaxed,
Speaker 1: and with all the stuff going on, I was so
Speaker 1: happy for her for a minute. And then I said,
Speaker 1: and then I said to her, can you call Chelsea
Speaker 1: real quick? Then I said to her, I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd like to get a massage. And I normally don't
Speaker 1: like massages. I'm really not a massage person. Like we
Speaker 1: one time did a couple's massage, and the entire time
Speaker 1: we were doing it, I talked to Chelsea like this
Speaker 1: was not relaxing because I sat there and was asking
Speaker 1: both of the massuse's mussou eyes whatever, however it is plural.
Speaker 1: I said to both of them, I'm like, hey, tell
Speaker 1: me a little bit about your story. In Chelsea's like,
Speaker 1: when I get a massage, I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about anybody's story. I want to just have the music
Speaker 1: playing in the background and stuff. So I said to Chelsea,
Speaker 1: I go, Chelse, I would love to get a massage.
Speaker 1: I said, did you think that there was any way
Speaker 1: that you could, you know, call this person and see
Speaker 1: if they can make an appointment for me or do
Speaker 1: something like that. She says there's one problem, and I said,
Speaker 1: what's that? And she goes, you gotta be completely naked
Speaker 1: to get this massage. Wow, let me talk to Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Are you there, Chelsea?
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 1: So she says, you gotta be completely naked in order
Speaker 1: to get this massage.
Speaker 3: Wait, how came like I always just wear my underwear too?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I oh, I wear my underwear for that? Do I
Speaker 3: get those?
Speaker 1: You gotta go to this guy? Wait a second, So
Speaker 1: when you said that, it made me go, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm out because I don't like to be naked. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I like to me, if I get
Speaker 1: a massage, I feel like I at least have to
Speaker 1: have something covering me up. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I need at least have to
Speaker 1: be somewhat naked, Chelse, something to hold you down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, respectful about it though, Like they have a blanket
Speaker 5: over you and they fold it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are fully covered. Anytime anything is exposed, there's
Speaker 2: a towel that quickly goes over you know, anything that
Speaker 2: can be exposed. Nothing is exposed.
Speaker 1: Ever, Chelsea, I'm afraid to be vulnerable. Even when you
Speaker 1: and I have sex together, there are times I don't
Speaker 1: even want to take my underwear off. You know, There's
Speaker 1: there's something about it I feel like I have to.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 1: I don't know how how listeners feel about this one,
Speaker 1: but are you the type of person that, if you
Speaker 1: get a massage, do you go completely naked during the
Speaker 1: massage or do you at least keep something on?
Speaker 2: Like I one time had I note, this is the
Speaker 2: first time I've ever done it where I've gone completely.
Speaker 1: Naked and it was good. Huh, you liked it?
Speaker 2: I liked the massage, which I feel much better to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you really like? Do you actually like feel
Speaker 1: like like it was it worth it waking up on
Speaker 1: a Sunday morning and doing it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah for sure?
Speaker 1: Is a user's choice, like if you go get a massage,
Speaker 1: do you just decide to d robe or is it guilty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's emphatic, so maybe that's different. But I've had
Speaker 2: other massages where I've always cut my odor on.
Speaker 1: What does lymphatic mean? Can you explain?
Speaker 2: Just google or your lymph nodes are so it helps drain.
Speaker 2: So you she works on my face, my neck, around
Speaker 2: my collarbone, under my armpits, and then around my stomach
Speaker 2: and then like you know, in your hip and growing area, and.
Speaker 1: Then they.
Speaker 6: Really exactly are there any are there any so interesting?
Speaker 1: Are there any lymphoids where my noids? Noids are?
Speaker 2: Now you're doing make sure you can never get one?
Speaker 1: Like, let me tell you my comfort level. And I
Speaker 1: want to know what the listeners are with this. I
Speaker 1: don't have a comfort level of being naked to a
Speaker 1: point that I've gone into saunas wearing clothes and the
Speaker 1: guys that I've visit the saunas with are all like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like I don't even want to
Speaker 1: just go in with a towel around my my Have
Speaker 1: you ever been in a sauna before with a group
Speaker 1: of guys? Maybe when I was younger, not that I
Speaker 1: can actually remember. I'm imagine going there with Kevin, these
Speaker 1: guys that so that there's a there's this place that
Speaker 1: that I'll go to from time to time and these
Speaker 1: guys will all get into the sauna naked together and
Speaker 1: to me and the guys will take their things off,
Speaker 1: and they're just sitting there and I'm going, this is weird.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Has you went there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it wasn't that. The other one too, is
Speaker 1: I remember my dad used to be the type of
Speaker 1: guy and Chelsea, you loved my dad, I know, but
Speaker 1: I don't even want you to picture this. My dad
Speaker 1: loved going into whirlpools, like he would call them, not
Speaker 1: like chacoozies and stuff he would call them. I used
Speaker 1: to love whirlpool and naked.
Speaker 2: You love walking around the house naked now in the
Speaker 2: morning when you get ready for work.
Speaker 1: But that's because you're there. And but if you know,
Speaker 1: if Luke was home, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I think he did it when Mayo's here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he sleeps till like noon. Oh well, that's true.
Speaker 1: They were down in the basement Chelsea's friends staying at
Speaker 1: the house, and I walked out naked to the kitchen
Speaker 1: and Chelsea thought it was so weird. It's funny. It's
Speaker 1: funny though, because I want to get a massage, but
Speaker 1: I'm so afraid to get a massage and uh and
Speaker 1: have to be exposed. I don't know. Hold on a second,
Speaker 1: real quick Chelse, Jordan, what's up, Jordan? How you doing?
Speaker 5: So you talk too much during the massage. She wants
Speaker 5: to relax, and you don't want to be naked duringham
Speaker 5: of course she's gonna tell you have to be naked.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Chelsea, are you trying to throw me
Speaker 1: off here by saying this? Or do you have to
Speaker 1: be nam Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan, he has my secrets.
Speaker 1: What's up, unique, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: Hey Mojo.
Speaker 4: So I always wear my nan my underwear when I
Speaker 4: go get a massage because I used to get full
Speaker 4: backing messages all the time and I had a weirdo
Speaker 4: and he was touching in places that he shouldn't have
Speaker 4: been touching in.
Speaker 3: So sounds like you're always were.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that happened to my sister too. Really, Yes, I
Speaker 6: was a place in Chicago. It was a girl.
Speaker 1: It was a girl touching. But was she like doing
Speaker 1: it as a massage or was she doing it no
Speaker 1: is my sister. It was the very first massage my
Speaker 1: sister ever got. This was a few years ago, and
Speaker 1: when she was done, she was like, I will never
Speaker 1: ever do that again. And I thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: how do you how do you not like, like, I
Speaker 1: love getting massages? And she said, is it normal that
Speaker 1: the woman and then described to me what she did.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I feel like we need to
Speaker 6: call the police.
Speaker 1: No, that is not normal. Yeah, that's craziness. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was a massage in her apartment building in downtown Chicago,
Speaker 6: like a massage place.
Speaker 1: Wait crazy, Wait a second. They they had apartment building
Speaker 1: massage like it was. They had like a place where
Speaker 1: you get there.
Speaker 6: Was grocery store, a dry cleaner. You know how it
Speaker 6: is in big cities there's usually like retail on the
Speaker 6: first level. And then and so she just decided to
Speaker 6: try it there and that happened to her.
Speaker 3: She's never gone again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's crazy. She trained under Larry Nasser. Jeez,
Speaker 1: or what never? I don't want to say that. You
Speaker 1: want to say, you want to say something good. It's
Speaker 1: good for you, Chelsea. Kevin's growing up. He's catching himself
Speaker 1: before he says something he shouldn't say. And then unbelievable,
Speaker 1: How unbelievable. Aren't you proud?
Speaker 2: So proud?
Speaker 1: What's up? SHAWNA?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 7: Hey, how are you guys?
Speaker 1: We're good? What's going on? Shauna?
Speaker 7: So I always go for massages and my pants and
Speaker 7: I go frequently and he always keeps his underground two
Speaker 7: but I always go nude. Excuse me? And uh, the
Speaker 7: one time I talked him into actually going nude and
Speaker 7: they put the towel over you and we're getting ready
Speaker 7: to go, when he said, as soon as the lady
Speaker 7: came in and the first thing she was ripped the
Speaker 7: towel off of him. This has never happened to me before.
Speaker 7: We got a coupon for a massage, so it was
Speaker 7: a new place to us. And he said, this messuse
Speaker 7: touched him in places I have not room together.
Speaker 1: Wait, so during the couple's massage, she is inappropriately touching
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 7: She was rubbing between his butt cheeks and he never
Speaker 7: ever does. He always kept his underwear.
Speaker 1: And he did she wash her hands afterwards.
Speaker 7: I hope, So I don't even go there.
Speaker 1: My god, hold on, missfit Tony is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us right now.
Speaker 5: Welcome back. We already was beck, is you party like
Speaker 5: a rock star? We could go?
Speaker 7: So welcome b thank you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, welcome back. Listen. Soon as I hit that massage room,
Speaker 5: I'm naked, naked down, everything down, no pile. No nothing.
Speaker 5: I can't wait till lay there and get it all
Speaker 5: about all of it. Baby, some naked is a jay bird.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's so. How often you got massages? Do you
Speaker 1: get a lot of massages?
Speaker 5: I'm in there. I'm in there once every couple of months. Oh,
Speaker 5: I go crazy with it. But my favorite massages is
Speaker 5: going at like two three o'clock in the morning. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, it's fell right.
Speaker 1: That's a Miskegan, isn't that That's a Miskeigan massage?
Speaker 5: Hey, so yeah, butt naked is the way to go
Speaker 5: for my five.
Speaker 1: All right, well, talk to you Land and tell me
Speaker 5: God