1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 1: Wake as John Jay and Rich what's crack alike? And 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: this is the big bulls dog snoopy deagle double gigsel 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: dan boom, what you don't do. We're not talking about 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: rich ten team. We're not talking about last year. It's 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,240 Speaker 1: the one and only. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 2: Dog the class to snoop eagle double jiggle in your 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 2: face to be and in the place to be. 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wake you 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: as so well, John Jay and Rich. 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 3: The text line you text jj R then whatever's on 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 3: your mind to nine six eight nine three. We'll read 12 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 3: your text on the air or we'll call you back. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 3: Like Kyle was talking about her son Easton, how when 14 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 3: he goes to sleep at night, he won't go to sleep, 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 3: and he starts asking all these questions like where he should. 16 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: Go to college. 17 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 3: He's only eight four you do number, says Kyle Easton 18 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 3: needs more mental stimulation in the early evening. 19 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: His brain is not tired. 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 3: This other person says things like puzzles, Uh could wear 21 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: him out to make him go to sleep. 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 2: Hustles, that's a good, that's good mental stimulation. 23 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 4: I have to think about where they're going, like. 24 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 5: A fun family one too, where you guys all sit 25 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 5: around and you do like one of those five hundred 26 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 5: piece possibles. 27 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then tell Kyle what I think is it? 28 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 3: Oh, my son sleeps with rain and thundersome sounds. My 29 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 3: friend plays brown noise for her kids. What is brown noise? 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 2: It's similar to like ah, but it's a different type 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 2: of crickling. 32 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 3: We use the sound machine for our kids, and my 33 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 3: son Jake still sleeps with the sun machine. 34 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 4: Yeah. 35 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 2: We also all of us use it sound machine as well. 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 3: So if I told you guys about my my fake 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 3: Instagram account, yesh, so I have fins. Yeah, so I 38 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 3: have a finsta and I was I got all involved 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 3: in somebody who I've never met before story, Like it's 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 3: like a soap opera, Like I want it to be 41 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 3: a team. They don't know I exist, right, they don't 42 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 3: know it's me. They don't know it's John j van 43 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 3: Esked that's following them on the fake Instagram account. And 44 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 3: one day the dude posted, there's people seeing my story 45 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 3: and if I don't know you, if you don't comment 46 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 3: on my story, I'm blocking you. And this dude like 47 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 3: dumped his wife and kid for another for a girl 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: who's a musician and he's like a magician and she's 49 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,119 Speaker 3: a musician. Yeah, so I'm like, oh my god, I'm 50 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 3: like this is great. And then and then the wife 51 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 3: that he left, she's posting all these sad things and 52 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 3: how she's trying to overcomment right, And then all of 53 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 3: a sudden, I get blocked by the guy because I 54 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 3: didn't comment, and I saw the story and I was 55 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 3: so bummed out. So I follow the musician and I 56 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 3: follow the wife and I keep trying to read comments, 57 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 3: but I can't read any comments from him because he 58 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 3: blocked me. 59 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: Oh no, I know, So I had to create another 60 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: to follow that guy. I can't believe what this guy's doing. 61 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 3: He's like flawting it in the ex wife's face, Like 62 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 3: he like showed up at the at the New Girls. 63 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 3: She's a singer and she's singing to some cloud and 64 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: he showed up with flowers. And I'm like the balls 65 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 3: on this guy, like he's doing how could you do that? 66 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 3: You just left your wife like three months ago. I'm 67 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 3: so involved in his story. And then I think he 68 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 3: was screwing around with somebody else. I have never met 69 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 3: any of these people, and I just happened to stumble 70 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 3: on him, like maybe a year and a half ago. 71 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 3: Like like I follow on my fake Instagram account, I'm 72 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 3: following people with purpose right that that I know that 73 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 3: I want to know what's going on in their life 74 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 3: that they don't know what to me? 75 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: John J. 76 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 3: Van s this guy is just somebody that I stumbled 77 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 3: upon and am fascinated by the star. 78 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: I almost want to get him on the air. 79 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 2: When you stumbled upon him, was he married or married? 80 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: Watched he was fulling around with somebody else, right? 81 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 3: And then I think he went public with a new girl, 82 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 3: dumped his family, and I think the girl that he 83 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: was fulled around with is now like spiraling sad crazy 84 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 3: needs to be a Netflix special. 85 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: But I don't think none of them magic? Does he 86 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: do any good tricks? Has he showed him? I've never 87 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: seen him do magic on any of the stuff. I 88 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: keep looking for the magic. How does he magic? I know? 89 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 4: Oh, well, that's so sad. 90 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 2: You never want to hear about that, especially right now 91 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: during the holidays. Up. 92 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: I know, I feel bad for this. He just completely 93 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: neglected his daughter. 94 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 4: Well okay, but also good for him for putting it 95 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 4: all out there because most people are cryptic on their 96 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 4: emotionless Well. 97 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: He's not. He doesn't say I dumped my wife and kid. 98 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: He's just like, Oh. 99 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 3: I'm in this relationship, here's this is whatever we've gone 100 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 3: public or something. 101 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: Now. 102 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 3: I'm only giving you my side of the story because 103 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 3: I don't know everything that happened. 104 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 4: Literally all you. 105 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: Are you proud of your fake name that you've created 106 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: for Finsta. 107 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 3: I just took whatever name they came up with on Instagram. 108 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 3: I'm proud of my profile picture though. Oh good, It's 109 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 3: fun to come up with a fake profile picture. 110 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: You know. 111 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 3: You got to go find I usually try to find 112 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 3: someone famous, and then I try to go to one 113 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: of their friends, and then I use that. 114 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: There's a pattern anyway, Kyle, let's get it that I 115 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: want to get into your husband Scott. 116 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 2: Okay, So Scott is the most introverted person on a 117 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 2: daily basis. He doesn't want to leave the house, he 118 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 2: doesn't want to go anywhere, he doesn't want to like 119 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 2: do things with people until he has some alcohol in him, 120 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 2: and then he is the life of the party. He's 121 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 2: making jokes. He's like like and I love both both 122 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 2: of him. 123 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: There's two Scott's like. 124 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 3: You have a name, like like like a rod and 125 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 3: Alex Rodriguez, Like, is this introvert Scott Scott an extrovert Steve? 126 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 4: No, Steve, we don't talk about Steve. Steve's a jerk. 127 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 4: I met Steve one time. You will never be Steve 128 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 4: in my book. 129 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: So yeah, so no, I do need to figure out 130 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 2: a name for him. When he does, like, it's fun Scott. 131 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 2: Fun Scott comes out. And he shocked me the other 132 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 2: night because he was telling me or earlier in the 133 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 2: day he was telling me. He's also like a sucker 134 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 2: for Instagram ads, Like I need to like shut his 135 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 2: Instagram ad off because like he'll be like, oh, I 136 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 2: bought this thing three months ago and it shows up 137 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 2: and it's like the most random, stupid thing, and he's like, 138 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 2: it was. 139 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 4: An Instagram ad. 140 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 2: So he got an Instagram ad for to make a 141 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 2: reservation at this nice restaurant and he decided to just 142 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 2: make the reservation. 143 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,239 Speaker 4: Do we have plans? No, he invited. 144 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 2: It wasn't just for two, Like, it wasn't like he 145 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 2: was going to take me out a date. 146 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 4: It was for four people. 147 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, you hold on, you made a 148 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 2: reservation for four people whilst you were sober, Like what 149 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 2: were you? 150 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 4: Was the train of thought there? 151 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 2: Because that would imply you have to do something social with. 152 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 4: Other people involved. 153 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, I didn't really think it through. 154 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 4: I just got the Instagram ad and I feel like 155 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 4: I needed to do it. I'm like, okay. So we 156 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 4: had a couple of friends over. 157 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: We did gingerbread houses with them or whatever, and it 158 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 2: was funny because they literally poured the bourbon, and like 159 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 2: five minutes later, I hear him, hey, I met a reservation. 160 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 4: We should all go to dinner together. I'm like, who 161 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 4: is this guy? 162 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 2: This is the same guy that didn't want to do 163 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 2: gingerbread night. 164 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 4: So I'm like okay. 165 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 2: And then so the next day I'm like, did you 166 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 2: invite them to dinner? And he's like, yeah, I don't 167 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 2: know why I did that. 168 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 4: It's too late. I love it because I'm like, how fun. 169 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 4: Now we get a double date. We'll start planning. 170 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 5: That's great. 171 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 2: But he like immediately he's like, I had a couple 172 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 2: of drinks. I was like, I literally just saw you, 173 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 2: like you you got one superbourbon in and you're like, hey, guys, 174 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 2: you want. 175 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 4: To go to dinner now? 176 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 5: That has to be like the kryptonide of like the 177 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 5: introvert man that has the extrovert girl, because my ma 178 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 5: An Kadem is just like that. He gets a couple 179 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 5: drinks in him, he's like, he's the one that set 180 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 5: up our whole friend's giving dinner. Like what you don't 181 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 5: even like them half the time? 182 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 1: Like what are we doing here? 183 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 3: That's my alcohol man. 184 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 5: Nickname should be what should be Scotty because it's scott 185 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 5: but it's Scotty. 186 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 2: It's a Scotty's that Scotty Scotty do I kind of 187 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 2: like call him Scotty all the time now. 188 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 4: Only when he's drinking. 189 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: Anybody we've ever met, it's unbelievable.