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<v Speaker 1>This one's for angry Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to talk about this story here next because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a segue right into it talking about my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I love my kids, I love my sons. I am

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<v Speaker 2>lucky that I have sons. And this week there is

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<v Speaker 2>a huge thing that is happening in our family actually tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm going to make all the listeners feel really

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<v Speaker 2>old with this. I'm going to make you feel old

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<v Speaker 2>and knowing that tomorrow is this guy most twenty first birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>No hows I make you feel man.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it makes me feel proud that Luke officially now

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<v Speaker 2>can retire his fake ida. I'll tell you twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>for me with Joe was different because I took Joe away.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually went away to Vegas with actually a group

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<v Speaker 2>of dads and stuff like that and his buddies, and

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<v Speaker 2>we all went to Vegas and got drunk and hung

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<v Speaker 2>out and watched sports and gambled and all that things

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<v Speaker 2>we did, like sportsbook, which was pretty cool. Now everybody

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<v Speaker 2>can do sportsbook betting because of we got all the

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<v Speaker 2>DraftKings and fan duels and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>But for Luke, it's wild because he's my baby and honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I always think of him as a baby. Like yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the memories that came up in my phone

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<v Speaker 2>was a memory of me taking Luke to the Pistons

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<v Speaker 2>practice facility and there was a picture of me, him

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<v Speaker 2>and Jonas Urepko, who is the Piston at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Jonas. He was so good to Luke.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime he saw Luke, he would say hi to him

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<v Speaker 2>and always give him high fives. So Luke yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the game. We had a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns twenty one. He's actually celebrating his last day of

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<v Speaker 2>illegal you know drinking up in East Lansing and then

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<v Speaker 2>officially will be official at midnight. And we were having

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation and we were talking about our twenty first

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<v Speaker 2>birthdays and like what my twenty first birthday was like?

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<v Speaker 2>And I actually said something, and do you guys remember

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<v Speaker 2>your twenty first birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't remember what you did on your twenty

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<v Speaker 2>first birthday, Like where you went?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I was already doing stuff, so it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>like a big, you know, monumental occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>So my twenty first birthday was really kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't celebrate my twenty first birthday. I worked at

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<v Speaker 2>a radio station since I was eighteen years old, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was working as being ninety six in Chicago, and

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<v Speaker 2>I could not tell them I was twenty one or

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<v Speaker 2>at that time because they thought I was twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>the prior year and they were giving me bar gigs.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to lie about you know that.

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<v Speaker 2>And only one person knew that I was twenty one,

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<v Speaker 2>which was wild, so I so I actually had to

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<v Speaker 2>play it off like it's just my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's like, oh, it's cool, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody asked me my age or anything like that, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was my twenty verse and I wanted to actually

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<v Speaker 2>be excited about this because I honestly is working in radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever got id'd before.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, when I was interning at job, I was working

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<v Speaker 3>in the bars at eighteen, and you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>need an ID They just whatever because.

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<v Speaker 1>They knew who you were. I knew who you were

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<v Speaker 1>you were with.

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<v Speaker 3>So like by the time I turned twenty one, it

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<v Speaker 3>was like I've been working in the clubs for three

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<v Speaker 3>yeah years.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not really like, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I will tell you this and this is really, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, kind of a big one for Luke. I

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<v Speaker 2>said to Luke, I go, you'll forever still remember the

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<v Speaker 2>day that you turn twenty one and take that ship

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<v Speaker 2>of alcohol, because it won't seem as fun anymore. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it sounds wild like alcohol is alcohol is cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there's something cool about doing it in a way

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<v Speaker 2>where you know you're not supposed to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like cheating.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, well that's that's an interesting one. What's up, Jackie?

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<v Speaker 1>High? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm doing fantastic? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>So anytime I stay bald, I say balls the way

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<v Speaker 4>that Luke says.

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<v Speaker 1>Ball already say exactly. But the birthday, Luke is congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Thanks Jackie. You say jack Jackie. He wants

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<v Speaker 2>to hear Cav wants to hear you say balls. I

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<v Speaker 2>lost your jack Jackie. Go do it again, Jackie, Ball,

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<v Speaker 2>Ball one more time?

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<v Speaker 4>Ball?

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<v Speaker 1>All right there you go? Uh, Delaney, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, hry, first time, long time on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>So on my twenty first I got made to go

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<v Speaker 4>to the casino and waste money.

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely hate wasting money and being at the casino.

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys went to the casino too, because that

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<v Speaker 2>was also a thing that you couldn't do if you

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<v Speaker 2>were under twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's eighteen now right, No, you gotta be now,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, they're worse about you going in there being under

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one than alcohol because they could lose their their

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<v Speaker 2>gambling license. If you have ever been up towards CMU.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that casino that's out? Fire keepers?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>That fire keepers?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the other one a soring eagle? Yeah, soaring eagle.

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<v Speaker 2>You're even in the parking lot. They'll kick you out

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<v Speaker 2>of that place. I mean they're and they'll ban you

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<v Speaker 2>if you go in.

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<v Speaker 3>I did do that though, my grandma, my mom did

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<v Speaker 3>take me to casino because they gave all like a

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<v Speaker 3>free gift. I'm thinking it's gonna be like all the voulture.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the damn tumblr mud.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Daja high?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, so I just sturned thirty yesterday? Thank you? How

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<v Speaker 4>about we went out to a bar last night here

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<v Speaker 4>and dearborn at the patio had a great time. Nobody

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<v Speaker 4>asked me how old I was until last night. I

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<v Speaker 4>go into the liquor store after, you know, after the

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<v Speaker 4>little syndic was over. I go into the liquor store

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<v Speaker 4>and the clerk goes, I know I've been selling you

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<v Speaker 4>alcohol and nicotine products, but really, how old are you now?

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<v Speaker 4>Are are you like twenty twenty one? I'm like no,

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<v Speaker 4>I just turned thirty. He's like, oh my gosh, all

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<v Speaker 4>this time I thought up absolutely, it's the great.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny is you hated getting carded when

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<v Speaker 2>you were using that fake ID, but when you're now

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one, in your thirty you want to keep on

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<v Speaker 2>getting carded because you're Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm walking around with my ID, pents and my dress, like,

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<v Speaker 4>come on out, somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Has tod we here?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you bored?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a guy asked me for an ID the

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<v Speaker 2>other day and I said to him, I go, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? And he goes, we have to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I'm like, all right, hold on, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give you my ID. I'm gonna show you my triple

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<v Speaker 2>A card. Here's my Costco card. What's going on? Jack's

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<v Speaker 2>how you doing AARP?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? How you doing good? What's happening you remember your

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<v Speaker 1>twenty first birthday?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, and speaking a birthday, today's my birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Happy anybody?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, well, thank you, thank you. Yeah, my birthdays during COVID.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that sucks for twenty first.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, yeah, it was actual at the start of everything, right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is when everything happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because so lockdown was when they closed the borders

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<v Speaker 5>was like March sixteenth theirself. I remember because I was

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<v Speaker 5>on spring break. Actually yeah, but when we came back

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<v Speaker 5>is when I was laid off for work and all

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<v Speaker 5>that stuff, and we had to go into quarantine. But

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<v Speaker 5>all my friends through a quarantine party.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what though, The good thing about being twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one right when we started lockdown is everybody was drinking anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>That was very true.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like at the heart of everybody's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>going to party stores because it was they were open

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<v Speaker 2>still for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>They were open because they were considered to be essential.

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<v Speaker 1>What sarantine parties are cool so somebody can see what's up, VICKI, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how's it going good? What's going on? My daughter just

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<v Speaker 1>turns like twenty one in November. I've been raising her

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<v Speaker 1>right along with listening to you grease. Oh, how was it?

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<v Speaker 1>How was it for you? Oh? We were excited. She's

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<v Speaker 1>in school down in Ohio, so we drove down for

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<v Speaker 1>a birthday. All went out for drinks. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>like where you went?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I did go with my sisters when I turned

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one and we went to TGI Fridays. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>here's here, Vicky. My first legal drink that I that

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered was a rum and coke, a Captain and Coke.

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<v Speaker 2>And my second legal drink that I ordered was a

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<v Speaker 2>strawberry margarito with extra whib cream and sugar on the rim.

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<v Speaker 1>Nasty boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, for my daughter, we went to a uh, just

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<v Speaker 4>a restaurant in town that served you know, drinks along

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<v Speaker 4>with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you ordered it? He's making Why did you order?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on? It came off a little gay, That is right.

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<v Speaker 2>That is right, VIGGI cohs and big VIGGI. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with a strawberry margarita.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because there is no bigger homosexual than me. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have this sugar and sugar. I picked up a

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<v Speaker 1>four pack of Seaqums wine coolers are great? Was it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was all I could do?

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<v Speaker 1>And zeemas I loved zemas.

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<v Speaker 2>Zeema's was the the clear like it was in a

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<v Speaker 2>bottle like a beer, but it was a clear beverage.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Sayah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did have sparkles in here?

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<v Speaker 4>Ya? Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Saya? Her dad had to carry Saya? You got so drunk?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to you on your twenty first Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My dad. My dad's a big drinker, at least he was.

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<v Speaker 4>And he took me out and he had a big plant.

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<v Speaker 4>He kept ordering drinks and I told the waitress like,

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<v Speaker 4>please got bringing me. He got all different kinds of drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he had to carry me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, he was very proud.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's the funniest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow cool, sayah, Saya, say you gotta love that. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, when dad gets you drunk, I'll be honest

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<v Speaker 2>with you. I think that already happened to Luke when

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<v Speaker 2>he was probably seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I already did that. He's a pro.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I said to Luke, I go, you know what is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be the coolest though. It's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>cool like to be a dinner with you and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>a drink. And honestly, that was I remember that was

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<v Speaker 2>the thing with me with my dad, Like going with

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<v Speaker 2>my dad out, you know, and we'd be eating at

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<v Speaker 2>like a Lone Star or something like that and having

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<v Speaker 2>steak and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>Be like, yeah, I'll have a strawberry marger