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Speaker 3: Allen Cox, Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: As Tyler is in dry ridge?

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Speaker 9: Can put.

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Speaker 2: What do you have?

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Speaker 3: I have a horrible case of dry ridge. I'll tell

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Speaker 3: I mean here, I got dry ridge again on the underside,

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Speaker 3: Doesn't feel good. He told me there's akraaphor, there's all.

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Speaker 3: I told him I'd wait till I got home for

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Speaker 3: your Grandma's lemon juice and plaster paras recipe. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know if that's the thing made it is now?

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Speaker 3: Hey listen, man might work? Yeah why not at horse paste?

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Speaker 3: Worked for your other stuff? Right, try lemon juice and hey,

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Speaker 3: fat Andy?

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Speaker 3: Please tell me you're please tell me, please tell me

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Speaker 3: you're super skinny.

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Speaker 11: I'm medium andy now? Yeah, okay, three actually be fair?

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Speaker 11: Oh whatever, good, I'm gonna get in there. He comes

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Speaker 11: and goes yep. Anyway, regardless, there's this old salty salty

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Speaker 11: as mechanic at the mall good Year in mentor Mall

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Speaker 11: parking lot. It's it's gone now, but back in the day,

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Speaker 11: this guy, you know, he used to he was very

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Speaker 11: strange and he lived up his mom and he was

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Speaker 11: like fifty years old, and he'd be like, excuse the place.

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Speaker 11: I had one hundred twenty thousand bucks at the base

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Speaker 11: hat twelve. So we glued the quarter in front of

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Speaker 11: his toolbox on the floor and I don't remember what

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Speaker 11: they used the blue it on there to JB. Welder's

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Speaker 2: You have to pick it up.

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Speaker 3: And he saw us all laughing at him, sick, that's tick.

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Speaker 11: And so he went and got his air, chizzled and

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Speaker 11: put a flat bit on there and chizzled it off

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Speaker 11: the ground, bit it with his teeth and stuck in

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Speaker 3: Wow, he went all in. He's like he's like underdog.

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Speaker 3: He's like biting the money to make sure that it's

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Speaker 3: I thought that was going to end with him coming

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Speaker 3: back and murdering half of your colleagues.

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Speaker 2: That sounded like it.

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Speaker 11: No, he was very strangely like that. The one time

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Speaker 2: Night signing his documents. There you go.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, powed him to everybody, dude, and we're like like this.

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Speaker 2: One in every crew.

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Speaker 3: It's easy to stack up one hundred and twenty g's

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Speaker 3: when you're living with your mom and you're fifty, I guess, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought too. I'm like, wow, good for you.

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Speaker 11: I'm eighteen and.

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Speaker 2: I pay rent.

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Speaker 3: So okay, all right, thank you Andy, You're well, all right,

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Speaker 3: thanks man. There's a fat formerly fat Andy. Now he's

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Speaker 2: He came back and.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So I lived with my mother.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Seattle, one of our bureau chiefs sent me this.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if Roman sent me this, but I

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Speaker 3: to the point where that's how you're described so good

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Speaker 3: you arefic This guy creates an abundance of public masturbation. Now,

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Speaker 3: calls himself the master baiter. Womp, womp. He's been arrested again.

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Speaker 3: This is his whole hook. This is like his thing. Hey,

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Speaker 3: you see me walking in your establishment, break out the.

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Speaker 2: Mind up stroke coat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this time in a grocery store in Seattle, a

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Speaker 3: guy named Keenan Pearson. He's forty six years old. Described

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Speaker 3: as a prolific public masturbator. He was scooped up or

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Speaker 3: a few weeks back after being observed by witnesses openly

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Speaker 3: masturbating in a Seattle grocery store in front of numerous

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Speaker 14: Did they say what department he was in? They did not,

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Speaker 14: your honor, I was in produce, and those melons. You

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Speaker 14: wouldn't believe how attractive they were.

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Speaker 3: They reminded me of this massage I got one time.

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Speaker 3: I instantly its own chobved up. Hey, you know your honor.

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Speaker 3: It's involuntary. I can't always control it.

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Speaker 2: Oooh so scared chubby Wobby.

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Speaker 3: When in front of cops, he reportedly confessed that he

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Speaker 3: was quote and the immortal words of one Clarence Carter, stroking. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this guy said he was stroking. You imagine he's just

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Speaker 3: walking around like an old school boom box on his shoulder.

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Speaker 3: He's walking through the store playing stroke. Have you ever

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Speaker 3: made love on a couch? Have you ever masturbated the

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Speaker 3: frozen food section? I don't just make love, That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm stroking.

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Speaker 11: You, the prolific public masturbator Ostrop to the west, Astro

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Speaker 11: to the east.

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Speaker 3: Clarence Carter left out north and south.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what time you like to make a quarter past news?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever made just? Yes?

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Speaker 3: The Cohen responds, Now, have you ever made moon?

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 2: You watched the show? Oh yeah, they show.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of time ago.

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Speaker 2: Yes, have you a met yet?

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Speaker 15: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I love see.

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Speaker 3: I'm the guy in the audience is answering. He's just

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Speaker 3: trying to get through the song. I sure have, yeah,

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Speaker 3: eighty four polls.

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Speaker 2: I'm you go ahead, you.

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Speaker 3: Tell them, and the police came and shine, just like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: how did you make to help get hip?

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Speaker 2: That's how I too.

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Speaker 3: I'm stoke anyway, This prolific public masturbator said that he

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Speaker 3: was stroking. They're in the grocery store. They don't say

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Speaker 3: what chain the grocery store. I got the visual god

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Speaker 3: standing in the crowd answering him.

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Speaker 2: Like, yes, sir, yes I have. These aren't for you,

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Speaker 2: this is just a song. I'm all right, yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: I like to make love with a mask, so I

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Speaker 3: know in which direction I'm stroking it. Do you have

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Speaker 3: any more questions for me?

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you something? Oh you do? Okay? How

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Speaker 2: long has it been since you made.

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Speaker 3: Oh seventy two hours.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Let's say mondays no, no, that you make love last

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Speaker 3: week the four I can fellow anothers there. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to interrupt the show. That should make a sound

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Speaker 3: last yo and all in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely is. Yes, I'm making me that you put

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Speaker 2: in on making love.

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Speaker 3: I'm always planning. Yeah, I'm a plant. I don't want

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Speaker 2: What when you start? Yeah, yeah, you're making Oh.

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Speaker 3: Wait right the sound Wait, damn it my pen is

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Speaker 3: what is it again? Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: What is it again?

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Speaker 3: I want to write that down.

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Speaker 2: I got the direction plan I want.

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Speaker 3: To be.

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Speaker 2: I'll be strong again when I'm start making love.

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Speaker 3: Don't leave my just put my men down. Hold up,

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Speaker 3: No sex. I want to know one and.

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Speaker 16: I can always tell when she gets sex, because when

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Speaker 16: she gets sick.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying sex or sex?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Sex? Sex? Said class. We're not gonna curse.

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Speaker 3: Here, are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I know you're gonna curse there. Okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Clarence Carter, Clarence.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is a little personal, and maybe

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't be listening to this.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to hear this. If you want to,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to tell me.

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Speaker 3: I think everybody else left. This feels personal. Come on, man,

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Speaker 3: the one guy in the crowd, Oh god, one guy

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Speaker 3: at the Clarence Carter show just talking back. Oh it's

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Speaker 3: so good anyway, the prolific man. He identified himself to

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Speaker 3: the cops as master Baiter. Yeah, clearly he's the guy Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he loves Yeah, large build Carhart Beanie, great advertisement for them.

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Speaker 3: Black sweatshirt, black sweat pants? Should it be gray sweatpants?

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Speaker 3: If you're gonna be the master baiter.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say what.

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Speaker 3: Well, just gives the address. Doesn't say what grocery store.

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Speaker 3: It's probably easy to figure out what's the uh when

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Speaker 3: speaking with us, When speaking five hundred five AV, South Seattle,

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Speaker 3: it's weird. Several witnesses called the cops, and he admitted

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Speaker 3: to officers that he had been stroking inside the store.

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Speaker 3: While speaking with the cops, he was actively looking at

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Speaker 3: women and saying that they should be in his show

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Speaker 3: and that they could stroke it as well. One of

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Speaker 3: the witnesses told the officers that two customers had come

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Speaker 3: following them around with his penis out and touching him.

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Speaker 3: One woman who worked in the food court, this is

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Speaker 3: pretty gross, right, You certainly feel unsafe. I mean, that's

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Speaker 3: of course, but they I like how specific witnesses get

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Speaker 3: because the cops obviously are going to ask them to

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Speaker 3: be as specific as possible. Is they're going to write

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Speaker 3: this up in their incident report. And so the woman

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Speaker 3: said that he had been rubbing himself from quote shaft

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Speaker 3: to tip.

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Speaker 12: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Now you could be mid shaft and that's still shaft.

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Speaker 12: Welcome to the Center for the potentially entertaining the Allan

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Speaker 12: Cox Show on one seven dommas.

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Speaker 3: Johnny Knoxville is going to be hosting The Fear Factor

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Speaker 3: over the new reboot Fear Factor. The next chapter is

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Speaker 3: what it's called. I think that'll do well. I mean

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Speaker 3: that's it is the perfect host for that show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Rogan did for five years one that was six. MTV

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Speaker 3: grabbed it and rebooted it with Ludacris. I don't really

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Speaker 3: know that that went anywhere. I don't even remember remember

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Speaker 3: them doing that. The brand new format of Fear Factor

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Speaker 3: will feature strangers dropped into quote unforgiving romo locations and

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Speaker 3: living together. Now I never saw other than clips of

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Speaker 3: watched Fear Factor, so they weren't living together before. It

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Speaker 3: Well, they're looking for people who are over the age

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Speaker 14: Yeah, those movies. I could watch those every single day.

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Speaker 2: You dummy? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Made the deal, they came out and they dropped the load.

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Speaker 2: Of bombs, the likes of which I don't the biggest

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the likes of which I swear the guy knows

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I found the Spanish David Lee Roth if you're interested.

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Speaker 3: He recorded to Eat Him and Smile his first album,

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Speaker 3: That was the track that that was the single too,

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Speaker 3: and he sang it in Spanish. Now, I don't know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, young heroes, young.

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Speaker 3: So I'll tell you all about it.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: I can't get enough. He did every godamn song on

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Speaker 3: Eat Him and Smile Sosa was the name of the

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Speaker 2: Eat Him and Smile, Young girls. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of it in English and I'm like, oh, yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: Here comes the change, right, lights, steady lights. I'm talking

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's just fantastic. Isn't that funny? Isn't that funny?

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Speaker 3: They're going to be dropping French fries and Frosty's.

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Speaker 2: On you isn't that funny?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wasn't her own Mary Santora trying to get on

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Speaker 2: Was that what was going?

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Speaker 3: I don't know she she didn't really say. She's changy

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Speaker 14: She was up for something, she said, and I think

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, I don't know if she was to host hers.

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Speaker 3: We talked to her, Yeah, for a month ago whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so yeah, I don't know, send them something, get on there. No, Oh,

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Speaker 3: you have your eighteen, I will know you won't, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Nope, I don't.

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Speaker 14: By all you suckers, the perfect job opened up for

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Speaker 14: you and you didn't do it. Primus was looking for

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Speaker 3: I don't think Primus is living the rock star lie.

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Speaker 3: Of course it would be there. It's nine dudes in

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Speaker 14: To tell me less Claypool is it Google's fingers all over?

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Speaker 3: I don't think anybody's getting laid in primus everyone with respect.

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Speaker 2: Alan.

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Speaker 3: Could you be in a coffin and then cover it

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Speaker 3: with butter? Yes, as long as I don't have to

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Speaker 11: Hm.

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Speaker 3: Put Dick from Dayton in the house and see who

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Speaker 2: Whatever?

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Speaker 3: Anything the guy says, Anything the guy says, or anytime

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Speaker 3: him talking about the big load, which he's probably carrying

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Speaker 3: They just don't care. This is him talking about he

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Speaker 3: the white man wild. I don't know how you raise

443
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 3: I don't know how this makes you money if you're

444
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 3: trying to fund your campaign effort. I don't know if

445
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 3: the end game is unless he's just bored. There's a

446
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 3: lot of people online are bored, and they got he's

447
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 3: got mic from now. So just like he's sitting there talking,

448
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 3: he's talking too.

449
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 2: You let this orange hair a ring attan.

450
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 16: You let this little penis guy named Donald Trump with

451
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 16: his big fat self and this little thing. You let

452
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 16: this man stand up and say that these people don't

453
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 16: deserve due process or that they're ignorant.

454
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not for crime, God knows I'm not.

455
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 16: I'm not for people getting robbed, God knows I'm not.

456
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 3: But Trump is running game. He's running the same game

457
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 3: that Hitler ran. He's running the same game that the

458
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 3: slavery people ran.

459
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: He's running the same game.

460
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 3: It's the same old game.

461
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 16: No due process, and you gonna stand up and talk

462
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 16: about they don't deserve due process because they came here illegally.

463
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 2: Hell, that is what they.

464
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 16: Said about the slave, said they didn't deserve due process

465
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 16: because they came here on ships.

466
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 3: Or what the hell is wrong with y'all? The hell

467
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 3: is wrong with y'all?

468
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 2: I mean that makes sense.

469
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 3: Well you can well in the context of him. Yes,

470
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. You see, let's not get two

471
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 3: carried away. I know, a dial poop.

472
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's where you lose credibility, right when you start

473
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 14: doing those type of things, and that's what people know

474
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 14: you for. When you come out and say something that

475
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 14: perhaps could have some merit, you sound still like the

476
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 14: guy that calls someone a diarrhea poop.

477
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 3: When you think of peak physical fitness, the normal names

478
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: come to mind. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Stacy Fergie Ferguson, right. Yeah,

479
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 3: her body stayed vicious. She'd be up in the gym

480
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 3: working on her fitness. Remember fer Delicious, I told you

481
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 3: all about it. Turns out that workout based on the

482
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 3: lyrics of fur Delicious back in the day turned out

483
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 3: to be very tailored to her because I tried it

484
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: at the time. Uh huh, my body did not stay vicious.

485
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: I didn't matter how much I worked on my fitness,

486
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: I'd be up in the gym too. I think most

487
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 3: friggy lyrics were meant for her. Her Lundy Lundy, lundy,

488
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 3: wanna go down like yeah yeah, and g lam r.

489
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 2: O us.

490
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's add another name to the list. It is

491
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 3: never too old.

492
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: What do they say?

493
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: The major indicators of how you'll age are strength and flexibility. Right,

494
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 3: you got a lot of people who run, I lift.

495
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 3: You can never be too strong. And there's one hundred

496
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 3: year old woman who is a star at her gym

497
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: in Long Island, a woman named Geraldine Leo, and she

498
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: goes by Jerry. She is one hundred and she's clearly

499
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's on the prowl. I don't

500
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 3: know what's going on, but she's clearly concerned about her

501
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 3: looks and staying in shape. Because she's one hundred, she's

502
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 3: still got the brown hair, the whole thing is dyed,

503
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: and she is the talk of this gym. Fifty nine

504
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: sixty seven, one hundred, I'd like move wait absolutely, yeah,

505
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: that's better.

506
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 9: One hundred years.

507
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: And she's doing these lap pulldowns and she wants more weight.

508
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: She goes, hey, put it all the way up to

509
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 3: three pounds.

510
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 9: Going strong, pulling a twenty pound weight. Jerry Leo is

511
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 9: the pride of Bay Shores Great South Bay YMCA.

512
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 17: Let's go, Mama beautiful.

513
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 9: Other members of the aerobics fitt in his class half

514
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 9: Jerry's age watching envy as a great grandmother goes through

515
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 9: her daily paces.

516
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 3: She's thinking, even if you don't want to be this person,

517
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 3: if you spend time in the gym, there is a

518
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 3: part of your brain that wants to outdo everybody else,

519
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 3: and within reason, you know, if you're next to some powerlifter,

520
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 3: you're not going to do that. When I used to

521
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 3: get up early in the morning and go to the gym,

522
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 3: this gym I used to go to, there was a

523
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 3: dude there who was like a powerlifter. He's constantly squatting,

524
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: but he was always setting up his tripod and his

525
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 3: phone and you know, so he's creating content but he's

526
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: doing the work. Wasn't like he was a poser. Imagine

527
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 3: you're next to the one hundred year old woman and

528
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: yes you're doing twenty pounds, but okay, and she's kicking

529
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 3: your ass. Makes everybody work harder in this particular gym.

530
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

531
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: She can.

532
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 9: She can have a chip on her shoulder and crushing

533
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 9: her workout since the y open thirty four years ago.

534
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 9: It's Harry lckxer life.

535
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 18: The only thing I do.

536
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: This reporter sounds like it's one hundred with this voice over.

537
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 3: I don't eat red meat.

538
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 17: I try to eat, you know, have a good diet,

539
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 17: Mediterranean they call it.

540
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: She's got a great spirit. She is pretty much we

541
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: call her the president of the YMC. Yeah, boy, that's

542
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 3: how you know.

543
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 2: This is Bay Shore.

544
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 3: Jerry Leo, and then we talked to Daspina Tenadorio your hair,

545
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 3: Welcome to Bay Shore. I don't eat red meat.

546
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 4: She is religious with her workout.

547
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 3: She doesn't give up if she feels like she can't

548
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: do it. Insistency is key, rob I gotta get up

549
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 3: every day and do something right.

550
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 9: I'm trying to keep up with. Jerry Leo is particulary

551
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 9: fond of doing planks. That's an abdominal exercise. Younger members

552
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 9: of the gym can hold for only two to three minutes,

553
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 9: but not Jerry.

554
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: You tell the l I'm a lot younger than her.

555
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: I can't see that now.

556
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: It does help when you weigh twelve pounds. Skiff looks

557
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: like tissue paper. But she has one hundred for her.

558
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 19: It shows you what exercise could do for your health.

559
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 19: Just some exercises she can do that I can't do.

560
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 19: She really has inspired me. At one hundred. Jerry just

561
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 19: renewed her driver's license.

562
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 2: Woh, okay, let's come on.

563
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 13: Learned from my mistakes and always wear a condom.

564
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 11: Oh, who made my team?

565
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: Dong edge?

566
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 16: Who dong edge?

567
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 11: I don't know how to tell her I've got red

568
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 11: spots on my packer for who?

569
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: My dan dong is.

570
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 9: A bitch?

571
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 3: Come on? What did I do? First of all, I

572
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 3: know how to write a song, and you call me

573
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 3: a bitch. I know how to write a song. That

574
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: song is six out of ten. Right, it's right there.

575
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 3: I don't know how to tell her I got red

576
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 3: spots on my feller. Yeah that was I was not

577
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: my packer, bro. Come on, leave it to the professionals,

578
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 3: all right, I was expecting feller all day long. Yes,

579
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: of course, it's right there. I doubt he was so

580
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 3: excited to call me a bitch. Yeah, that he screwed

581
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 3: up his song and why why what I do to you?

582
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 3: That's the exclamation point on his songs. It's your fairy

583
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: Listen man, you know, listen. I'll take anybody's slings and

584
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: arrows if they're talented. Talent wins right. You can call

585
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 3: me whatever you want talent, that's all right. I mean,

586
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: why was I gonna be what I do?

587
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 7: You?

588
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 9: Homo sexual?

589
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 7: Yeah?

590
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 3: You know, by the way, it's quite regressive. How dare

591
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: you during a Pride month? Quite regressive to imply that

592
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 3: being called a homosexual is an insult of because that's

593
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 3: what it is, right, every one of those is tagged

594
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: with what he considers to be an insult. Calling me gay. Yeah, oh,

595
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: bring an insult. If I was gay, I'd be loud

596
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 3: and proud about it. You think you have relationships with women,

597
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 3: rob and sex with men? Does that make me gay?

598
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 3: Let me consult my television programs.

599
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: I am not gay. I have relationships with women and

600
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: sex with men, And.

601
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 4: I got news for you that means you gay?

602
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: Damn it.

603
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: This does mean I'm gay?

604
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 4: O my god, proving what one.

605
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 8: Man can achieve with an utter lack of charisma, and

606
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 8: it's of our time.

607
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: Alan Cox, Grandmass.

608
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 3: Do you speak any Cree. No, this is a Kree artist.

609
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: She's Canadian Indigenous. Her name is Babe Buckskin and she

610
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: did a part Kree, part English version of the Immigrant

611
00:34:52,160 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 3: Song from led Zeppelin. I mean she definitely takes her

612
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: liberties with it. That's okay, it's so cute. I love

613
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 3: what she's doing. Then where is their gear plugged in?

614
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 3: They're out in the middle of a They're at the

615
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 3: base of a mountain. They're out in the and the

616
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: Canadian countryside, and they've got all their amps and stuff,

617
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 3: and she's using a wired mic. Maybe they have like

618
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: a big power generator.

619
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 14: I mean, I got I don't hate it at all. No,

620
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 14: I kind of dig the fact that it is different,

621
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 14: you know. I mean she didn't go exact for the

622
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 14: like here's the way it needs to be arranged musically,

623
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 14: like they mixed theirs.

624
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 3: It's kind of cool. She goes by Baby Buckskin. But

625
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: her given name was Danny ghost Keeper. I love those

626
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: indigenous names, man, Danny Ghostkeeper.

627
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: Why not use that?

628
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: We grew up in Northern Alberta, Canada, and she's a

629
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 3: pop rock artist stuff there. I don't mind that at all.

630
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 3: That's too good, not at all pretty good. B the Buckskin,

631
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 3: she's over there on if you follow her on Instagram,

632
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: she's be the underscore Buckskin. Wasn't that your your nickname,

633
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 3: BD Buckskin? Oh No, that was that was C C

634
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 3: Lambskin right back in my condom days. Yes, yes, I'm sorry,

635
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 3: connect it's okay. Ever since my vasectomy, I dropped CEC Lambskin.

636
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: All right.

637
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: Now, I'm a latex man. I didn't like those lamb

638
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a latex allergy anything like that. I

639
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 3: understand what the lambskin condoms are for, but I didn't

640
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: have anything like that.

641
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: The lamb skin.

642
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is it the same vibe, not exactly. I mean,

643
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 3: I guess if you're wearing condoms. I mean, for all

644
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 3: the guys that complain and can't feel anything, it doesn't

645
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 3: really matter. Of course, back in the day, I mean,

646
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 3: I I hate to focus on my advanced age, but

647
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 3: I used to use a wine skin back in the day,

648
00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 3: rob wine skin, No CC lambskin in was not. I

649
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 3: stop using that quite some time. I mean, I do

650
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 3: have a number of other aliases, you know. I'll throw

651
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: these out at people all the time, and there's certainly

652
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: anybody one of our customers who might hear one of

653
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 3: my aliases, because I'll use these when I travel. If

654
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to stay in a hotel or my

655
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: own under my own name, I'll go to one of

656
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 3: my aliases.

657
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: I'll check in take two. Are we rolling?

658
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 3: I think so, I'll check in this this isn't live right,

659
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 3: and these microphones on three two one go so rob.

660
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 3: If I don't want to check into a hotel under

661
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 3: my own name, I have a whole bunch of other

662
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 3: names that I can use, Like I'll use skip intro

663
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 3: or link in bio.

664
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 2: Like that one.

665
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, I'm in room for twenty four. I'm Mario Speedwagon.

666
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 3: Oh right this way, mister Speedwagon. I'm yes, I'm doctor

667
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 3: Dudley Saturday at your service. Now, they never ask to

668
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 3: see any kind of doctor it so you can tell

669
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 3: them just throw doctor on the front of your name,

670
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 3: even if you're staying somewhere under your own name. Of course,

671
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 3: I never am I'm always Rod Tourniquet or Max Payload

672
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 3: or Florian Casserole or Clumpy Fromage or one of those. Right,

673
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 3: you throw doctor on the front. I don't know that

674
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 3: they would treat you any differently. We do have a

675
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 3: long running viialent strain in this country of anti intellectualism.

676
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 3: So there's a chance somebody might treat you worse if

677
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: they think you're a doctor. True, but it's worth throwing

678
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 3: in there because they might give you an arched eyebrow.

679
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: They'll go, is your name really Defaulty Rubbers yet? No,

680
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 3: I'm doctor Defaulty Rubbers. Hey, what kind of name is that?

681
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 3: I go, It's cree, it's care And you're not saying

682
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 3: what you're a doctor of? That's right, you know what

683
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 3: I mean? So it's people are gonna assume, oh, MD.

684
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: But no, maybe you just have a doctor it's of something.

685
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 14: Yes, you know, you're a doctor of words that Rob

686
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 14: doesn't understand.

687
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 3: That's right. See, well there's a lot of things you wonder.

688
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: I mean, PhD literally means doctor of philosophy, right, so

689
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 3: you can go, I'm a PhD. I've got a pH

690
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: d in entomology, for instance. That's of course the study

691
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 3: of pastries. Hmm, you're a doctor of whatever?

692
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 2: I don't know.

693
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: I say, I'm Harold Palladium. It's one of the other

694
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 3: names I use, Bent and krem. You throw a doctor

695
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 3: on the front and it's fun you've used all these

696
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: of course, that's fantastic of them. Yeah, well, I don't

697
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: like to overuse them. There's a couple that have been

698
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 3: under used. I haven't used poone Hairdswith in a while.

699
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: I'm a fan of that one or Tux Flamingo. You

700
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 3: know people, haha, Richard Cox, that's my uncle. By the way,

701
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: did I mention like my uncle died and nobody knew,

702
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 3: like we gotta we got a in my sibling group chat. Yeah,

703
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 3: in my sibling group chat, my brother goes when we

704
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: found out that my uncle died. Did I talk about

705
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 3: all this where my only uncle died? I don't remember

706
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 3: what I talked about. So my mom's only we found

707
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: out that my mom's only brother died like before Christmas.

708
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 2: Now we hadn't seen.

709
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen when we grew up with him, Like

710
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 3: I was probably his favorite nephew at the time. My

711
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 3: sister hadn't even been born yet, but it was my

712
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 3: We only knew my mom's side of the family, and

713
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 3: it was just my mom and her brother and they

714
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: were mostly estranged for most of their adult lives. But

715
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 3: we would see him, you know, when we were kids,

716
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 3: and we didn't see him for a long long time,

717
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 3: like he lived with my grandma till he was like

718
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 3: forty two, and then he like peaced out, So that

719
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 3: didn't help the familial relations with my mom and him. Anyway,

720
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 3: I flash forward. I didn't hadn't seen him until he

721
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: shows up at my grandmother's funeral ten years ago almost,

722
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 3: and he was so out of it, like I had

723
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 3: to I introduced myself self to him. He was like

724
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 3: telling me who he was. I go, uncle Bob, it's allan,

725
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 3: I'm a grown ass man now whatever. Well, we didn't

726
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 3: we because he had no connection to any of us.

727
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 3: He died and we didn't know, and I don't know

728
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 3: how my brother found it. My brother must have been

729
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 3: looking around or maybe he got curious and found his obituary.

730
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 3: And then on top of this, they go, oh, and

731
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 3: one of Dad's brothers died too, So it's like yeah,

732
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 3: because we really didn't know my dad's side of the family,

733
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 3: and it was like and there was a photo and

734
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 3: an obituary, and it's like, you know, I'm so because

735
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: it's happened a couple of times with me with friends

736
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 3: where I didn't find out that they died until like

737
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 3: a year later, and so I'm like, so triggered by

738
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 3: that now happens and I'm just so so cristfallen and

739
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 3: upset when those things happened. But I was like, it's

740
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 3: so weird, so weird. How long had he had he

741
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: been gone? Did you say I missed that my uncle?

742
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

743
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: From we found that on Christmas? And you found out

744
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 3: way like his birthday was on Christmas Day. When we

745
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 3: would go to my grandma's for Christmas every year, we'd

746
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 3: have a cake on Christmas. You talk about getting screwed

747
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: because your birthday's on Christmas. I'm sure that's how he felt.

748
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 3: We used to have a cake for him as part

749
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: of our Christmas festivities for my uncle. And he was

750
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 3: four years older than my mom or something like that.

751
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 3: So he died like eighty Oh no, yeah, he died

752
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: right before Christmas. This past Christmas. None of us knew

753
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 3: because we hadn't had any contact with him. Now, how

754
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 3: does your mom take something like that? I asked my brother.

755
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 3: I'm like, so you told mom. I'm like, did Mom

756
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 3: send this to you? He goes, no, No, I had

757
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: to tell her Jesus, And I'm like, I can't imagine

758
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 3: other than just kind of being wistful about whatever your

759
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: lost relationship it was with her only sibling. I'm like,

760
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: I can't imagine she was that like like broken by it.

761
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: You know, she was probably just really bummed out. Yeah,

762
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 3: and it would be weird she had no connection with

763
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 3: him whatsoever, you know, in like the last twenty five years,

764
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: and then to find that in like the obituary, like

765
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 3: I don't know if my brother ran across it. I

766
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: don't know what the hell, but it was so strange.

767
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 3: And so, you know, you find out that people, you know,

768
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 3: when I have to finally rob kill doctor Barnabas Tahoe,

769
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 3: that's gonna be tough.

770
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: Alan.

771
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 3: My alias is Shlomo Defrigerator. Now see, I like that.

772
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: I would that's a good one. I mean Shlomo. You

773
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 3: know again, you might run into some issues with that,

774
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 3: but I like it. I think anytime you can make

775
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 3: up a name and use it in mixed come it's great.

776
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 3: That is, and it sounds like a humble bride, but

777
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: it's really not. Because I'm very fortunate to have been

778
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: successful in northeast Ohio. But that is a bit of

779
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: a downside when people know who you are, because you

780
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: can't play around with them, right, Not everybody knows who

781
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: I am, and so you can kind of gauge that.

782
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 3: I'm sure this happens to you too. You can kind

783
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 3: of gauge that, and then you can tell them they go, oh,

784
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 3: what do you do for a living? You can just

785
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 3: make up something insane. That's fun. You're meeting people and

786
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,959
Speaker 3: they have no idea who you are. That's the best.

787
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 14: My favorite is when when they ask and they clearly know,

788
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 14: you know what I mean, like you're you're in a situation.

789
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 14: I was at the event for my daughter's lacrosse team

790
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 14: and one of the parents, oh, what do you do

791
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 14: for a living?

792
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: Dude?

793
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 3: But you knew that they knew? Yeah, how did you

794
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: know they knew? Because they're in like a circle of

795
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 3: people that Okay, so do you play along?

796
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 9: Yeah?

797
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

798
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 14: I work in radio. Oh really, where do you work

799
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 14: and work at WMMS?

800
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 13: Oh?

801
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: Are you on the air?

802
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 2: I am now? Yeah?

803
00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 3: Oh are you on the morning?

804
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 10: No?

805
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 14: No, I'm on in the afternoon. Oh yeah, I listen

806
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 14: all the time. Okay, yeah, I'm robbing. Oh geez, that's great.

807
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 14: It's like fifteen questions.

808
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: To get to you.

809
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have said, like, I don't have a

810
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 3: distinct voice. You have like such a distinct voice, I

811
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 3: would think that they would know immediately what you're talking about.

812
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 3: Leaned over and I just started going boot on his

813
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 3: wife's neck and then it worked out. You may know

814
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 3: me as the clip rattler, but.

815
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 2: All right, oh, I didn't know you was rob.

816
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 3: I only knew r right.

817
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

818
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like meeting a porn star. They recognize you

819
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 3: with your clothes on. I'm sorry, Yeah, I've only seen

820
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 3: the back of your bad Dad is your Alan?

821
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: Is your dad? So contact you? He does not.

822
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: That hasn't happened a long time, usually because my Alexas

823
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: are unplugged and that was our only form of communication for.

824
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 2: This is your further speaking from New elect.

825
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 14: Nope, I'd plug it in once in a while just

826
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 14: to check in. I mean that'd be nice, right, I mean,

827
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 14: I keep it unplugged.

828
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 3: But I unplugged it in the first place because the

829
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 3: goddamn thing would reboot it like three in the morning,

830
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 3: and Alexa would start talking like I'm like crapping my

831
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: bed because this thing in the middle of the night,

832
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 3: which is like not far out of you know, the

833
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: the bedroom in another room, and it's like, bang, I

834
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 3: don't know what. I'm like, what is happening around here?

835
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: So I just hard unplugged it.

836
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 14: That happened to me the other day, just out of

837
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 14: nowhere because we play rain sounds at night, just kind

838
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 14: of helpless sleep. Oh, keep the house nice and serene

839
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 14: and uh out of nowhere loud. I'm like, oh yeah,

840
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 14: just jump up. Scares the hell out of you.

841
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 3: See what Rob doesn't want to tell you, and I'll

842
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: tell you because I'm candid with you. The reason that

843
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 3: we probably both use rain sounds is it because the

844
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 3: sound is so similar to applause and we need that

845
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 3: all the time. Nothing will make me fall asleep faster

846
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 3: than the sound of I mean rain, rain is what

847
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 3: not applause? It sounds like, oh, the soothing, soothing sounds

848
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 3: of brain slash applause. It's not my fault that they

849
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 3: sound so similar. Alan, my birthday is December twenty fourth,

850
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 3: and yes it sucks okay, well, probably probably less than

851
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 3: December twenty fifth. Hi, Allan and Rob.

852
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 13: It's another mic from Parma calling is everyone excited for

853
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 13: the barreled baress Manilo Show, which is Thursday night at

854
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 13: the no Mo Romo pi Ho. Like Alan Cox, my

855
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 13: first concert was Barreled and or Baris Manilo at Blossom back.

856
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 2: In the nineties.

857
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 13: Unfortunately I cannot make it. It is my bowling night.

858
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 13: Can you hit the post on my karaoke go to

859
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 13: Copa Cabana love me Z.

860
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, thank you, Mike, Well, I forgot

861
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: Barreled Manilow is tomorrow night.

862
00:47:59,520 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. There.

863
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 3: I had a brief conversation with my mom about her

864
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 3: coming to Cleveland because it's the Farewell Tour tomorrow night.

865
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 3: They'll wor at the Rocket Arena. It is the last

866
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 3: time Barry Manilow will play in Cleveland. Barreled Yeah, Comana said,

867
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: and what a yeah, what a week post that was.

868
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Mike, Oh god, what a twenty four seconds

869
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 3: redo it about a hundred poets of a dobble. You

870
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 3: have got some tickets for Barreled Manilo. That's the full

871
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 3: day of This guy's real name is Globo Defrigerator. Coming

872
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: out of Farewell Tour. Good bade Barry. It's about about

873
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 3: the Rocket riddle take it's so available, just kid. This

874
00:48:52,800 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: sold out song here called Copase All right, that's really good.

875
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 2: Pause right, how about.

876
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: Some rain for a barrel Manila. There you go, let

877
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 3: it all rain down, copa cabana Again, That's the stuff

878
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 3: I grew up listening to I'm the Buzzard Burial tomorrow night.

879
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: I I don't know why I was. Again, it's not

880
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 3: really on my radar. So thank you Mike for reminding

881
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 3: me of that. But there had been a brief conversation

882
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 3: with my mom some months ago about, hey, do you

883
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 3: think that you'd want to come to Cleveland to see

884
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 3: the Barrier. Now I could have just as easily taken

885
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 3: her to the Chicago stop, but I thought, oh, well,

886
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: this would be an opportunity for my mom to hang out.

887
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 3: She come to come to Cleveland, and she politely declined,

888
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 3: And so I said, Okay, you.

889
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 14: Want to load up on some Worder's originals and walk

890
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 14: over after the show tomorrow?

891
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. Sure, Yeah, I mean it

892
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 3: could be a good way for us to meet people.

893
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 3: I wonder if he had that strikes me as a

894
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 3: show where there's not going to be an opener. You know,

895
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 3: back in the day, that would be a show where

896
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 3: the opener was a comedian. Right, all those guys that

897
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: have been around for one hundred years, Bill Marjorie Seinfeld

898
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 3: and all those guys, that generation of comedians, Jay Leno.

899
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 3: You know, those were the gigs like when you really

900
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 3: started getting some notice, you'd be opening for musical acts,

901
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 3: so you do arenas, and they were terrible gigs for

902
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: the comedians because you know, it's just like a band

903
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 3: that opens. People didn't come for you unless they're me.

904
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: And sometimes I'll come for the opener ladies and gentlemen.

905
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 3: Rich little, yeah, rich little in front of like Diana

906
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 3: Ross or something.

907
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

908
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 3: When I've had Bill Marram before, he's like, oh, yeah,

909
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 3: it's open for Patty LaBelle. Nobody cared. You know, you

910
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 3: got ten minutes in front and so. But Barry Manilow

911
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 3: strikes me as a guy that maybe just doesn't even

912
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 3: have an opener, that it's just him. He comes out

913
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: probably in the round. See now I'm working myself into

914
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 3: walking over there tomorrow night. You think he's in the round, Yeah,

915
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 3: I bet he is, really well because I think literally

916
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: when I saw him as a kid with my mom,

917
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 3: he was in the round.

918
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's just so goddamn old. Now he kind of

919
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 14: assume he's not like running around doing stuff. Well he

920
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 14: wasn't then, I mean, that's not really the I don't know.

921
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 3: He was always quite the showman, and so obviously as

922
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 3: a younger man he was probably a bit more spry.

923
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 3: He's eighty one now, but I don't know. Maybe he's

924
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 3: still out there doing stuff.

925
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 14: His face is only six, so it's yeah, you know,

926
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 14: it's not bad, right, Just the rest of them is

927
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 14: where the problem is.

928
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 3: We should go over.

929
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.

930
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 14: Pockets full of Worthers buying listeners. H Hi, I'm Rob.

931
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 14: Have you ever listened to the show. Here's a Worthers

932
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 14: please listen?

933
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 2: Hi? How are you well?

934
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 3: Alan Cox show logos on the Worthers. Yes, yeah, Well anyway,

935
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 3: that's tomorrow night and then he'll do Grand Rapids in

936
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 3: Vegas and a bunch of other cities. Could work the

937
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 3: AARP table. Yeah, but you know what you say that,

938
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 3: and I think you're right. That is going to be

939
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 3: the bulk of that audience. But there are younger people,

940
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 3: because of their parents or their grandparents, you know, people

941
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 3: who have some nostalgia for that our boss. Yeah, so

942
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 3: he's probably absolutely going to Oh yeah, I think he'll

943
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 3: go with Doue I think Dougie's into it too. Okay,

944
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 3: well now, and now you've talked me out of it.

945
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 3: And what's their nuts out there? They called Santa Rachel, Rachel,

946
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 3: you've talked me out of it. Thank you. I was

947
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: on the precipice of going, oh, that sounds like a

948
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 3: mildly good idea, and you talked me out of it.

949
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 14: I mean, that's that we're not going to be around them,

950
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 14: walk around there just macking suck. Yeah, so then we

951
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 14: look wicked young. Oh my god, that's awesome.

952
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you doing?

953
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 3: How about I got a funny fixer much?

954
00:52:58,719 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 12: Just hit on me, Gert.

955
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: You know, how about if I take it back to

956
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: my suite, make it sound like we're opening up a

957
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 3: bag of pretzels.

958
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 2: How about that?

959
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 3: How about you and I make the macaroni in a

960
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 3: pot that brought my own astroglide. How about that you.

961
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 14: Would be like a woman who's still pretty limber for

962
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 14: sixty five.

963
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Edna. Let mean pop that. Let's

964
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 3: work out them new hips. Today's the anniversary of ten

965
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: cent beer night. Oh boy, if you've been in Cleveland

966
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 3: for more than five minutes, you're probably hipped to ten

967
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 3: cent Beer Night. You know, cl Clothing Company has a shirt.

968
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 3: They've been selling it for a long time says ten

969
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 3: cent beer Night all through the month of June. By

970
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 3: the way, you can use the promo code BBQ if

971
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,439
Speaker 3: you want to save twenty percent on your ten cent

972
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 3: Beer Night t shirt. In fact, on their Instagram today.

973
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it, but I would bet anything that

974
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: that's the shirt that they're spotlighting is the ten cent

975
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: beer Night.

976
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 2: And you know a lot of.

977
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 3: Old timers in Northeast Ohio claim to have been there.

978
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: A lot of them probably were. But if you were

979
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 3: as hammered as they described on ten cent beers, how

980
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 3: would you remember it?

981
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 8: Some things are never meant to be discussed in polite society.

982
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 2: Welcome to im Polite Society Show.

983
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 8: On one Sevenmma, I had to apologize to a number

984
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 8: of people around people who had made excuses for why

985
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 8: they were going to be late to things on Saturday,

986
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 8: because I was late to my appearance on Saturday.

987
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 3: I was crestfallen. It was circumstances beyond my control. You know,

988
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 3: I hate tardiness. I despise it as an in a person.

989
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 3: You know, a lot of times I'll say to people

990
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: that go what what is the quality like in a person?

991
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 3: A lot of people are like, I got there, ya

992
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 3: takmage or anything like. I don't like tardiness. I hate

993
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: hate being late. You know, there's the implication that your

994
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 3: time is more important than someone else's right, and I

995
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 3: never want anybody to think that anyway. I had an

996
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 3: appearance out in Shardon, which is a good hour you know,

997
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 3: from the city, and so I had to be there

998
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 3: at six o'clock. We were doing another one of these

999
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 3: Buzzard bike appearances. I was going out to a place

1000
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 3: called the Hambone and I'd never been there before. I'd

1001
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 3: been talking about all week how excited I was. And

1002
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 3: I was late because I shredded my tire on the

1003
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: highway and it wasn't even on the way there. It

1004
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 3: could have been a lot worse, but I was on

1005
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 3: my way home. I was almost home. This is like

1006
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 3: three in the afternoon on Saturday, and I had been

1007
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: in here doing some work, and so I'm on my

1008
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 3: way home. I'm like, I'm gonna check my dog real quick.

1009
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna freshen myself up. Rob I can't go to

1010
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 3: my appearance looking like I just walked out of the studio.

1011
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 3: I had to freshen myself up, and of course that

1012
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 3: requires the system of levers and pulleys, and so that's

1013
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 3: a whole other thing. I was on ninety West. This

1014
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 3: is three in the afternoon on Saturday. I'm literally two

1015
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 3: exits from my exit, and I hear this like but

1016
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 3: but you know kind of thing, and I go, what

1017
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 3: the hell's going on? And I had the music cranked, right,

1018
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 3: I got my death metal cranked in the car, rob

1019
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 3: and I turn it off and I listen, and this

1020
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 3: noise is getting louder, and then my tire pressure my

1021
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 3: low tire pressure light comes on in the car. Okay,

1022
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 3: and so I pull over to the shoulder again. I'm

1023
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 3: two exits from my own home and I pull over

1024
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 3: to the shoulder, and I thought, well, maybe I can

1025
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 3: just drive slowly on this. I just thought I had

1026
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: a flat, right, Well, as I like slowed down and

1027
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: opened my car door to look, put my hazards on

1028
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 3: a little bit of smoke. So if I had kept going,

1029
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 3: I would have like shreded the rim too, right, So

1030
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 3: I don't know what I hit because the tire itself

1031
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 3: is not that old. I mean, the tire is maybe

1032
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 3: a few months old, and U but it was shredded

1033
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 3: on the rim, So I don't know what the hell happened.

1034
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: And so I go, okay, well I'll throw the spear on.

1035
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 3: And so I go into my truy. I have a

1036
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 3: bunch of things in my trunk, and so I pull

1037
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 3: all of them out and I set them up there

1038
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 3: on the shoulder and I go in to get the

1039
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 3: spare and I'm gonna put it on my car. Now,

1040
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 3: mind you, I've had this car for ten years. I've

1041
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 3: never had to go in and use the spare. All

1042
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 3: I've ever done is to open up the liner to

1043
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 3: make sure that I do, in fact have a spare.

1044
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 3: And that was a long time ago. So I didn't

1045
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 3: realize I, for whatever reason, there was no cross wrench

1046
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 3: in my car. Really, that's what I said. I'm like,

1047
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 3: every car I've ever had, there's a spare, a tiny jack,

1048
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 3: and a cross wrench. No crosswrench. So I got the

1049
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 3: tiny jack and a spare, and I go, you are

1050
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 3: kidding me. And it wasn't hidden somewhere else in the car.

1051
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: No, that's crazy.

1052
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, how can this be? So now I got

1053
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 3: to call it toe. I don't have Triple A or

1054
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 3: anything like that, right. I used to have Triple A,

1055
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 3: but I never used it, and I paid for it

1056
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 3: every year, and people go, well, you don't use it

1057
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: till you need it. Yeah, okay, well they had it forever.

1058
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: I never won used it when I had it. That's

1059
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 3: the way things go, now, right, I mean anyway, So

1060
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 3: I go, okay, So I put everything back in my trunk,

1061
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 3: and I start googling, you know, tow, and I call.

1062
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 3: I call a place near me that I usually will

1063
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 3: take my car, and the guy was like, I go,

1064
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 3: do you guys just fix or do you tow?

1065
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 2: And he goes, no, we don't.

1066
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So I call like one of the first numbers

1067
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 3: I see in the Google there, and I get this

1068
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 3: company that I guess dispatches out to toe companies. And

1069
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 3: I'm talking to this guy and he's not understanding me

1070
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 3: very well. He sounds like he's working at a call

1071
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 3: center in another country.

1072
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 2: Let's say that.

1073
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's fine. So I get in my car

1074
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 3: so it's not overly noisy and that he can hear

1075
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 3: me and understand me. And I'm going back and forth

1076
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 3: with this guy, and we finally figure out. I'm tell

1077
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: him where I need to go. I had to call

1078
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 3: a handful of tire places to make sure that they

1079
00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 3: had the tire I need.

1080
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 2: I have the most common car on the road.

1081
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 3: I'm driving a Ford Fusion, but I got I don't

1082
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 3: want to go somewhere and they find out they don't

1083
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 3: have that tire. So first I find a place that

1084
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: could get me that exact tire. Okay, And so then

1085
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: the toe the Toe guy calls me back, and this

1086
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 3: guy's gonna call you again, and I'm just I'm sitting

1087
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,919
Speaker 3: there by the roadside, sitting there by the roadside, waiting,

1088
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 3: and the guy calls me and goes, toe will be

1089
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 3: there in forty to fifty minutes. I'm like, okay, So

1090
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 3: I'm closing in on four o'clock. I'm supposed to be

1091
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: in Shardon at six. And that's how far from your house.

1092
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 3: It's an hour from my house. Okay. Yeah, there's no

1093
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: way I'm gonna make it at this point, right because

1094
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 3: it's not like the tow guy is gonna show. He

1095
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 3: showed up maybe ten minutes early.

1096
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:40,959
Speaker 2: He was great.

1097
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 3: This this the guy Brandon runs a brown towing and roadside.

1098
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 3: This guy was awesome, and so in the future, if

1099
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 3: I unfortunately need something like this, I'm gonna call this guy.

1100
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 3: But so I'm sitting there for maybe a half an

1101
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 3: hour and this car pulls up in front of me,

1102
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,439
Speaker 3: and I go, okay on the shoulder, and a guy

1103
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 3: gets out and he walks over and it's Bill from Lakewood,

1104
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: who calls the show and I've met on a number

1105
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 3: of occasions, and he goes, I thought that was I go,

1106
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: how the hell do you know what my car looks like?

1107
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 12: Oh?

1108
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 3: How would you possibly have known that was me? I

1109
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 3: guess Bill from Lakewood is an eagle eyed listener.

1110
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1111
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,919
Speaker 3: And so he was like, do you need help?

1112
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 2: Deanie? Right?

1113
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 3: I go, no, thank you so much. Man, I go,

1114
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 3: I got a toe coming. There's no point in me.

1115
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 3: I'm not going to leave my car here. Obviously there's

1116
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 3: no point in me leaving the car because the toe

1117
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 3: guy is coming. But of all the random people to

1118
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 3: pull up a guy who I still I didn't get

1119
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 3: into a big long conversation with him. I wanted to

1120
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 3: be able to be on his way, But I have

1121
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 3: no idea how Bill knew that that was my car

1122
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 3: or whatever. And so the tow guy shows up, but

1123
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 3: an hour later gets me to a tire spot in

1124
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 3: Avon and I said to the guy, I go look man,

1125
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 3: And it was dead in there, right, it's like a

1126
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 3: Saturday at four thirty. They're open till six. And I

1127
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 3: said to the guy, go, can you guys get a

1128
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 3: tire on this?

1129
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:08,919
Speaker 12: Now?

1130
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you throw a tire on there? This

1131
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 3: should not be a big deal. Again, if I had

1132
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 3: had the cross wrench, I would have been able to

1133
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 3: throw on my own spare to get me out. He goes,

1134
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 3: oh no, no, hey have throw it up there on

1135
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 3: the lift and they did pretty quick work. So I

1136
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 3: got out of there at five forty five and I

1137
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 3: texted Amy, who's our promotion st I said, I am

1138
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 3: on my way it is. It will take me exactly

1139
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: one hour. And I got out to Shardon at six

1140
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 3: forty five. So it could have been a hell of

1141
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 3: a lot worse. Really, I try to be a glass

1142
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 3: half full guy. I mean if I had blown a

1143
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 3: tire out in the middle of nowhere on the way

1144
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 3: to Shardon, that would have been a whole other thing. Well,

1145
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 3: how fast were you going when you noticed the tire

1146
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 3: was not going?

1147
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: That fast.

1148
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 3: I was probably doing the speed limit on ninety West

1149
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 3: because I knew my exit was coming up. But that's

1150
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 3: still probably what sixty yeah, sixty five around there.

1151
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so.

1152
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 14: Dangerous losing a tire man like that's thank god nothing happened,

1153
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 14: I guess, I mean.

1154
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 3: Crazy, Yeah it was. Yeah, I'm glad that I hadn't

1155
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 3: gone any farther than that, because it would have been

1156
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 3: a real because if it's like you know, you got

1157
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 3: all kinds of other problems, if you mess up an

1158
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 3: axle or anything like that, it would have been a

1159
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 3: whole deal. And there's no way that I can, like

1160
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 3: uber to shardon, right, I guess you can, but I

1161
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 3: could have. But anyway, so I apologize to the people

1162
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 3: because there were a handful of people who and obviously

1163
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 3: they got the word out there on site at the

1164
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 3: Hambone that I was running late, and so everybody was

1165
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 3: very nice when I got there. And but I hate, hate,

1166
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 3: hate being and I'm thank you. I hate being late,

1167
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: but I was all I could picture was a bill

1168
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: from Lakewood passing by the first time. So, hey, that

1169
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 3: looks like Ali coot Swings gets off. The next day,

1170
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 3: he's still there. Well, the thing is I was right

1171
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 3: near the Clague exit for people who know that takes

1172
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 3: you into west Lake there, and my exit is too

1173
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 3: down from that. There's real It's not one of those

1174
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 3: exits you can get off and then spin around and

1175
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 3: get back on, like you got to go a very

1176
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 3: circuitous route if you're gonna take that to get back

1177
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 3: on the highway.

1178
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 2: So but it was just it was a comedy of errors.

1179
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 3: Man.

1180
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 2: When this happened, I'm like.

1181
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 3: Well, I get the law of average says this was

1182
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 3: gonna happen to me at some point, but it unfortunately

1183
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 3: happened a few hours before I was supposed to be somewhere.

1184
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 3: And you know a lot of our appearances are like

1185
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 3: you know, in town ish, right, So it just happened

1186
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 3: to be on a night where I had to take

1187
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: I already had an hour just to get out. Even

1188
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 3: if I was on time, it was taking me an

1189
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 3: hour or so. So anyway, thank you to Bill from Lakewood. Again,

1190
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 3: I am completely confounded as to how he knew it

1191
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 3: was me.

1192
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 2: But you know, it was fine.

1193
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 3: We had a good time out in Shardon. I had

1194
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 3: to be very careful because I mentioned Shardon and people

1195
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 3: are like, uh, this is Hamden like okay, AnyWho, I don't.

1196
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: Know the finer point just read the paper.

1197
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know the finer points of your redistricting

1198
01:03:59,640 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 3: out here.

1199
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1200
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 3: But everybody was fine and fun and it was a

1201
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 3: good time and thanks to everybody involved.

1202
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 2: Alan.

1203
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 3: I'm sitting right now on the beach Bethany Beach in Delaware,

1204
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 3: listening to the show on iHeart You. Ever been to

1205
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 3: Bethany Beach? No, sir, it's up the shore from Ocean City, Maryland.

1206
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 2: I've been there.

1207
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 3: If yeah, you go, maybe twenty miles north up the shore,

1208
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 3: there can be in Bethany Beach. I'm with my sister

1209
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 3: and brother in law who used to listen to you

1210
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 3: when you were in Pittsburgh. Oh no, you know back

1211
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 3: in the day.

1212
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 2: This guy was on. I remember him.

1213
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 3: It's awesome that we can bring you to our location

1214
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 3: and listen to you while hanging with the fam. Two cities,

1215
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 3: one show, one show, ow wow. That can you imagine

1216
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 3: Rob in the middle of people, Because what do you

1217
01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 3: most closely associate with beach listening the Ollencock That's what

1218
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 3: I was going to say. I mean, I know that

1219
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 3: when I'm out on the beach. See I have like

1220
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 3: these people are fully in the twenty first century, and

1221
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 3: I commend them for it. When I go to the beach.

1222
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 3: You know, I'll be in Austin in a few days,

1223
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 3: and I always go to Lake Travis for a bit.

1224
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 3: There's a place down there called the Hippie Hollow, which

1225
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 3: is a nude beach. And of course what I do,

1226
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 3: rob is I go down there. I have an old

1227
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 3: school boom box on my shoulder. Right back in the

1228
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 3: day they call it a Detto blaster, but that became problematic.

1229
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 3: So an old school boombox, double cassette, and you know,

1230
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm blaring whatever the hits of the day might be

1231
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 3: some rat invasion of your privacy, Oh yeah, whatever, you know.

1232
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 3: But these people, God bless them. They got us on

1233
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 3: the app and they're listening there at Bethany Beach in Delaware,

1234
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 3: and thank you. I wonder what level they're listening to

1235
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 3: us at, you know what I mean, Like, is it

1236
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 3: loud enough that people can hear what we're saying or

1237
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 3: just like them is then I really want to just

1238
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 3: start saying odd things so people look at them and

1239
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 3: be like, what, Welcome to beautiful Bethany beach where the

1240
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 3: ladies people over one's mind who obvious to be walking

1241
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 3: by people coming from all over the country from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

1242
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 3: and northeast Ohio to enjoy the sights and sounds of

1243
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 3: Bethany Beach, a beach so nice they named it after

1244
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 3: a lady named Bethany. Unfortunately, the story takes a dark turn.

1245
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 3: Bethany Young enjoyed her time and what used to be

1246
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 3: called just the beach, and unfortunately she drowned shortly, not

1247
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 3: that far into the water. You know, they say, most

1248
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 3: people can drown in a couple of inches of water,

1249
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 3: and Bethany Young died at what was called the beach

1250
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 3: in Delaware. Upon her untimely death and subsequent general they

1251
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 3: named the beach after the beach. It used to be

1252
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 3: called the beach, the beach. The locals in laware say,

1253
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 3: let's go to the beach, even though they have dozens

1254
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 3: of miles of coastline there and stay on top of

1255
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 3: that sunscreen. Indeed, uh some thanks guys for listening out there.

1256
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 3: And yes, Bethany Beach, the beach, the beach. Well, they

1257
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 3: tried to do this whole big baseball game at a

1258
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 3: NASCAR track and people are calling it the fire Festival

1259
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 3: of Matrithy base I mean, it's no one's fault, you

1260
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 3: know what I mean, fire festival. That was everyone's fault

1261
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 3: at Billy McFarlane at Scammer. But this was just bad

1262
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 3: weather coming in. This was the Braves and the Cincinnati Reds.

1263
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 3: This is going to be a huge, huge event. They

1264
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 3: retrofitted a NASCAR track, their Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee.

1265
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 3: They constructed an entire baseball field in the middle of

1266
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 3: the racetrack. You know, they're always trying to come up

1267
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 3: with ways to sell tickets and get people blah blah

1268
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 3: blah out there, and they sold a record It was

1269
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 3: a record setting attendance. People who wanted to go to this.

1270
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 3: Ninety one thousand, thirty two tickets were sold, the all

1271
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 3: time regular season single game attendance record. Well it got

1272
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 3: rained out. Possible scenario, worst possible scenarios. The thing got

1273
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 3: rained out. I'll show you a little bit of the

1274
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 3: video here from people who were there's some of it

1275
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:36,600
Speaker 3: there to baseball game in the racetrack. What do you

1276
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 3: think about that in the middle of a racetrack. Can

1277
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 3: you believe who are the ad Wizards who came up

1278
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 3: with this, and uh, ninety one thousand people there. Then

1279
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 3: they covered up the field. There were people in ponchos,

1280
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 3: They ran out of food because at that point people

1281
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 3: were like, well, let's see what happens. They said about

1282
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 3: a quarter of the people came back for the game

1283
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 3: the next day, which is still a lot of people,

1284
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 3: by the way, but they didn't end up with ninety

1285
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 3: one thousand people, and so it was just bad luck.

1286
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 3: People who were in attendance described it as the Major

1287
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 3: League Baseball version of the Firefest. So yeah, they suspended

1288
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,680
Speaker 3: it and they said we'll play it again tomorrow. At

1289
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,639
Speaker 3: one imagine ninety one thousand people trying to get out

1290
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 3: of there for a rainyar leg.

1291
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: We come in about four hours, five hours before game time.

1292
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 3: There was a line, so just people sitting in those stadium,

1293
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:42,679
Speaker 3: well before the ponchos concerts, waiting for the game to start.

1294
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 12: Food.

1295
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have some of that food. I'm sure

1296
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 3: it did.

1297
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 2: I had a couple of the different hot dogs they

1298
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 2: had here.

1299
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 3: They had and these poor guys on the mic have

1300
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Speaker 3: to vamp the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Hot dog.

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Speaker 3: Literally bottom of the first I think they called the game.

1303
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 3: People are standing there. By the way, if you are

1304
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 3: a Cincinnati Reds fan, you're used to indignity. I don't

1305
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 3: know what to tell you. You're a fool and you're

1306
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 3: used to questioning your life choices. Good thing is you

1307
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 3: balanced it out by a good soundtrack. While they're there,

1308
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 3: little stones up. Nobody looks happy. All these people were

1309
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,600
Speaker 3: super excited to be there. Some people under umberellas, Oh my,

1310
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 3: that looks quite emasculating that I remember. Anyway, the food

1311
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,920
Speaker 3: was gone in a hurry, as you might suspect, and

1312
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 3: they had created all of this stuff specifically for this

1313
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,720
Speaker 3: because they were I don't know if you heard, like say,

1314
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 3: baseball failed in the middle of a race track, so

1315
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 3: they had street corn. I don't understand everyone's obsession with

1316
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 3: street corn. Okay, egg rolls and hot dogs. And the

1317
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 3: food was completely gone before the game even started. I mean,

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Speaker 3: you have ninety one thousand people and this is one

1319
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 3: of those things too, where people will you know, when

1320
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 3: you try something like this, it's always a canary in

1321
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,600
Speaker 3: a coal mine. You don't want to go to the

1322
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 3: first one, because even if it doesn't get rained out,

1323
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 3: you're still going to have the same complaints. This is

1324
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:16,679
Speaker 3: just those organizations going, let's try this and see what happens.

1325
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 3: Let's use ninety one thousand people as guinea pigs, right,

1326
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 3: because it's not going to go off without a hitch,

1327
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 3: even if you're not dealing with in clement weather. So

1328
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 3: they go, let's just see what happens, and then they

1329
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 3: use the people who got there. You're part of an

1330
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 3: experiment to see how that they can make it a

1331
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 3: great experience next time. You were there for the first one.

1332
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 3: It's like the first iteration of any new technology. Right,

1333
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 3: I don't need to be a first adopter. I don't

1334
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 3: need the beta version. I'll wait until you've figured at

1335
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 3: gotten all the bugs out, sitting in the rain, no

1336
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 3: food to be found. They ran out of food before

1337
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 3: the national anthem?

1338
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Speaker 2: How about that?

1339
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 3: God, imagine waiting in those lines, and then you get

1340
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 3: back there, you get your on chean and you know

1341
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 3: everybody went for the concession stands because of the guy

1342
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:08,440
Speaker 3: that was singing the AI we hails.

1343
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 5: The Twilights last leaving, who's brought stripe.

1344
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,600
Speaker 3: Sun bright stars were so command.

1345
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 5: Leave there as the rockets were there, and the Twilights

1346
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 5: last leaving and the rockets rag.

1347
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 3: Were so gallan tale there burst ripes.

1348
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 5: Were all there, and the rockets were there.

1349
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:50,679
Speaker 3: There you go, it just gets worse. It gets worse

1350
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,599
Speaker 3: and worse. What an appropriate rendition for the last days

1351
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 3: of a crumbling empire. So the hot dog buns were

1352
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 3: the Hello, the hot dog buns were the first thing

1353
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 3: to go. They started serving hot dogs on a pile

1354
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,640
Speaker 3: of chips a photo here. They were just getting like

1355
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 3: tostitos rounds and putting raw wieners on them. They also

1356
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 3: ran out of the nacho cheese. You know what kind

1357
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:24,200
Speaker 3: of cheese is mine? Rob, I don't nacho cheese. I

1358
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 3: get it beer and peanuts. They said that they were

1359
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 3: the last to go, but they were pretty hard to

1360
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,599
Speaker 3: come by, and some people are complaining you got knowing

1361
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 3: you one thousand people you heard to know. Of course

1362
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 3: they knew you are an experiment. Frankly, I can't believe

1363
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 3: they got ninety one thousand people out there. Well, if

1364
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 3: you look at it, dude, there's not a good seat

1365
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 3: in the house.

1366
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

1367
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 3: It just looks like you went to go.

1368
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:51,719
Speaker 2: I can't.

1369
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 3: I don't know, because it's not like it's all braves

1370
01:13:54,720 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 3: or Reds fans. So I'm like, oh man, I cannot

1371
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 3: imagine what is the what is the upside to this

1372
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 3: to say you went.

1373
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 14: I bought them tickets I could get and I still

1374
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:08,679
Speaker 14: couldn't see who was that bad?

1375
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could tell people you went and stay home.

1376
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 2: I was there.

1377
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 3: Rob was there. I mean, it's amazing that he's back.

1378
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 3: I mean he got he got choppered in with Tino. Yeah,

1379
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 3: that's the beauty of it.

1380
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 10: You know.

1381
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 3: Rob has a pretty extensive rider, and so it was

1382
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 3: in coming upon the organization to make sure that he

1383
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 3: got there in time.

1384
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 14: Well that's why you couldn't take the company helicopter to

1385
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,520
Speaker 14: Sharden because.

1386
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 3: I had it, sorry, company helicopter had I heard media

1387
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 3: a bit of chopper right here, Coline Ellacox the roadside

1388
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 3: ted a tire, need to get him over to Shardon.

1389
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I already have a click rattler up here.

1390
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 3: We're here to a prist motor Tennessee. Let's look back

1391
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 3: around here, cock on one of it.

1392
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 8: He's double MMS Cleveland an iHeartRadio station.

1393
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 2: Pro tip.

1394
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 3: If a cop pulls you over and nay hear you

1395
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 3: listening to.

1396
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 14: This, we're probably just gonna let you go cause you know,

1397
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,720
Speaker 14: I figured.

1398
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 2: You suffered enough.

1399
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 8: Yellen Car Show on one hundred point seven double Mms.

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01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 3: Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven

1401
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 3: or eight hundred and three four eight one double oh

1402
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 3: seven three five one two. If you want to text

1403
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 3: six o'clock, we'll play winery or rehab goin some the sheet.

1404
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 2: David Hell is here.

1405
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 3: He is at Hilarious Fourth Street tonight and tomorrow seven

1406
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 3: point thirty and ten o'clock tonight, and then tomorrow night

1407
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 3: shows seven to nine thirty, and then he is off

1408
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 3: to Parts unknown, so see him this weekend. He is

1409
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 3: just at a tel on Twitter David tail dot com

1410
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 3: where you can get roadwork the Brandy disc for five

1411
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 3: bucks help support Operation per Right. What is Operation Purple?

1412
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:05,560
Speaker 1: Operation Purple is a charity that I'm associated with for

1413
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 1: a military families. It sends their children to like a

1414
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: special summer camp where they get to like handle all

1415
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,240
Speaker 1: their many different needs that like normal.

1416
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 2: Kids don't really go through.

1417
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,800
Speaker 1: I mean normal, I mean just why kids whose parents

1418
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: aren't multiply deployed or have been wounded in action and

1419
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. So it's really, uh, it's

1420
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:25,519
Speaker 1: really a great, great cause and the people who have

1421
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 1: been supporting it. You know, like I personally am really

1422
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,120
Speaker 1: embedded in and I've given my own money. And you

1423
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 1: know what I did is with the roadwork and all

1424
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. I said, you know, if you

1425
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: guys download, you know, I will give another twenty five

1426
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:38,599
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.

1427
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 2: I'd already given money, you know.

1428
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: And it's funny, the downlads didn't really support it, but

1429
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: the support was there, so I still gave the money.

1430
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,720
Speaker 1: And you know, the people were so cool with it.

1431
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 1: They were like, thank you so much. This is going

1432
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 1: to really help out the camp. And they just love

1433
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,639
Speaker 1: they just love these kids and they really really it's great.

1434
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,799
Speaker 1: It's just like you know, the support from Wounded Warrior

1435
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: to like I've done from the USO to the Wounded

1436
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 1: Warrior to now this is the next thing where the

1437
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: troops are coming home and they need so much care,

1438
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,760
Speaker 1: you know, and at the end of the day, it

1439
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,680
Speaker 1: ends up with the family. The family has to really

1440
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 1: fill that void, and we need to support the families.

1441
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

1442
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 3: Is it a new episode of Comedy editor Ground this weekend?

1443
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 2: Oh? No, that show? We did the eight episodes, so

1444
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:16,640
Speaker 2: now it's all on.

1445
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 1: Look, we said digital, you know, and I was going

1446
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,600
Speaker 1: to say that, you know, you brought up the insomni thing,

1447
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 1: and I don't really talk about it anymore, but I

1448
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: think I should change the name of the show to

1449
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: what people always think it's called, which is like, hey,

1450
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,600
Speaker 1: that's that dude from the Insomnia Theater.

1451
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 3: Mystery three thousand Insomnia Theater, or as the guy said

1452
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 3: to me last night, is that Anthony Bridaine, which I thought,

1453
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 3: that's like the classiest miss record.

1454
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 1: It's like, is this a Ronan chef traveling the world,

1455
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:52,639
Speaker 1: sampling the food, eating other people's food, and then taking off.

1456
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 1: I was like that, that to me would be the

1457
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 1: cooler job where you go to some like third world

1458
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: country and eat their best food and then leave.

1459
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 4: So you should do that and then just do a

1460
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,599
Speaker 4: set too, Yeah exactly, yea show and then.

1461
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,719
Speaker 1: Pay for my supper right with a little some dirty

1462
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 1: humor that's illegal in their land.

1463
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 3: And Dave's old porn is done too.

1464
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:12,519
Speaker 2: Yeah you look at it.

1465
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: You see how I'm dressed right now. Yeah, he's not

1466
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,960
Speaker 1: a choice. I'm a janitor right at high school somewhere.

1467
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1468
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:20,960
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm right now, I'm on the road.

1469
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,559
Speaker 3: And hopefully you know you're writing twenty five thousand dollars

1470
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,720
Speaker 3: checks to military.

1471
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my That's when I got a little

1472
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 1: Comedy Central coin because I had been broke before that sho,

1473
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:32,160
Speaker 1: I figured, I, you know, tip it back up. But now,

1474
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 1: you know, I think I'm right now, I'm level, So

1475
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 1: you know, I'll go on on the road and uh,

1476
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: you know, paid down the mortgage and that's about it.

1477
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 3: You know. So how so you live in New York?

1478
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 3: Is that kind of your home base?

1479
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my base.

1480
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 3: So how do you kind of keep it pure? Obviously

1481
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 3: you're a road guy, you're a club guy, right, you know,

1482
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,439
Speaker 3: comedies your life. How do you keep it pure? I

1483
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 3: would imagine there's a part of human nature where, no

1484
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 3: matter what you're doing creatively, everybody kind of goes I'd

1485
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 3: kind of like to be here by this point. How

1486
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 3: do you keep that at bay when you go, well,

1487
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm here and I got to make some money before

1488
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 3: because I got a mortgage payment.

1489
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,880
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny because you know, I think you're

1490
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 1: asking like a really cool question that a lot of

1491
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 1: people have to deal with in their lives, which is like,

1492
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 1: how do you how do you keep doing the one

1493
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,040
Speaker 1: thing that you really want to do or the one

1494
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:23,439
Speaker 1: thing that like that you know you're supposed to do,

1495
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 1: when there's all these other different things that you might

1496
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 1: want to do distractions. And I always wanted to be

1497
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,719
Speaker 1: a great comic. I wanted to be like Bill Hicks

1498
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 1: or Sam Kennis and something like that. And then I realized,

1499
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,640
Speaker 1: probably about ten years ago, I'm never going to be

1500
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: a great comic. So I'm going to try and be

1501
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,640
Speaker 1: as good a comic as possible. Well, what constantly is

1502
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 1: being a great comic? Though I think a lot I

1503
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 1: think you might be. I'm not a great comic.

1504
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,680
Speaker 2: Now, what makes you say that?

1505
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:43,840
Speaker 13: That?

1506
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,599
Speaker 4: Very very humble? Right now, I'm absolutely a great comic.

1507
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,599
Speaker 1: I think I'm the I think I'm like you see

1508
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: the movie Roadhouse. Sure, I'm the Sam Elliott. I think

1509
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: the sense I really don't know how to fight. You know,

1510
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,000
Speaker 1: it's like all bar tricks, you know, I'm saying, like

1511
01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:59,840
Speaker 1: just throw down biker, you know.

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01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 3: Smoke and mirrors.

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01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, whereas Patrick Swayze, god bless.

1514
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,799
Speaker 1: So it was like the trained you know, artists, whatever wisdom,

1515
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 1: I really am up there, you know, for me, it's

1516
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 1: always like, you know, this is this is gonna be

1517
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,240
Speaker 1: a fun fun you know, it's gonna be a fun role.

1518
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,439
Speaker 1: And I try to make sure the jokes aren't easy,

1519
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,920
Speaker 1: but they're also they're also like there's a lot of

1520
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 1: comics who like have a different level of like pure

1521
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,160
Speaker 1: purity of the of the material. Like I think Doug

1522
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 1: Stanope is probably my my template of like what like

1523
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:31,559
Speaker 1: a real road you know, like super hardcore bar comic

1524
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 1: is like.

1525
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,600
Speaker 3: Being fearless to that degree fearless.

1526
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: And also just like his fan base gets that like

1527
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 1: the stuff that he says and the material that he

1528
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 1: chooses cannot be done anywhere else sure, and that it

1529
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 1: really is like a type of thinking that not everybody does.

1530
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 1: And you know in terms of like you know, people

1531
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,720
Speaker 1: talk about Lucy Kane, all these people, these people are

1532
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,200
Speaker 1: also like masters at what they do.

1533
01:20:52,439 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 3: So because it is not in that grouping but you

1534
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:58,600
Speaker 3: have but you you are with them, and that you

1535
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,519
Speaker 3: have a very specific point of you though.

1536
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,479
Speaker 1: Well thank you. But I'd like to think I throw

1537
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: a lot of jokes out. Most of them are okay,

1538
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,599
Speaker 1: some are good. So I'm in a volume business.

1539
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 2: You think of.

1540
01:21:08,439 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 3: Yourself as like a journeyman. Then you're just kind of

1541
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 3: plug plug plugging away. Plus exactly, I'm like the guy

1542
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 3: on the ak who just sprays the whole room. You know,

1543
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 3: these guys, these guys snipers. I'm like, everybody's gonna get

1544
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 3: a piece.

1545
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:20,760
Speaker 18: You know.

1546
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 3: Well, because there are a lot of there. You'll hear

1547
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 3: when when comics talk about comedy. You will hear people

1548
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 3: refer to for a long time, I was doing Dave

1549
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 3: a tel Uh. You know, you'll hear a lot of

1550
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 3: black comics go for a long time, I was doing

1551
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 3: Chappell or is doing Paul Mooney. You will hear guys

1552
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 3: go for a long time, I was doing a tell.

1553
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:42,560
Speaker 3: So there is a template there that is yours that

1554
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,959
Speaker 3: in that community is recognized as being something specific.

1555
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 1: Well yeah, and people say like you're a comics comic

1556
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff. I think the comics,

1557
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 1: you know, like the comics have never been tighter as

1558
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 1: a group because I think these podcasts and everything like

1559
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,040
Speaker 1: that kind of like it kind of like became like

1560
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 1: are like uh, you know self you know, like self

1561
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: reflection pool now of like just all us talking about comedy, which,

1562
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,560
Speaker 1: you know, it's cool that people want to hear it.

1563
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,640
Speaker 1: But I think the fact that we're talking so much

1564
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 1: about comedy now it does take away some of the

1565
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,880
Speaker 1: mystery magic of it, if you ask me. But it

1566
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 1: really is like you see, like every comic is like,

1567
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: you know, like we all are always like fighting same

1568
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,920
Speaker 1: demons and also like we're trying to get through the

1569
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 1: next level, you know. So that's cool. Yeah, that they

1570
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 1: that they you know, I guess invitation is flattery or whatever.

1571
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:30,919
Speaker 1: China something, China's flattery, that's piracy.

1572
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1573
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 20: It's nice that there are those levels of comedians though,

1574
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 20: you know what I mean, levels of I guess would

1575
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,639
Speaker 20: be fame or you know, you have their work in comics,

1576
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 20: you have you know, the guys that are on the

1577
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:45,280
Speaker 20: TV shows, the people in movies that kind of thing,

1578
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 20: and the people who sell out theaters and stuff.

1579
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:52,200
Speaker 17: I like that there's that kind of diversity.

1580
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,680
Speaker 1: Within the Yeah, I mean, it's cool that you get

1581
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 1: to go to club and you get to see like

1582
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,800
Speaker 1: all different levels of comedy. You know, usually the guy

1583
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: who brings out the crowd is the is the guy

1584
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,880
Speaker 1: with the name, And there's a lot of guys in

1585
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 1: comedy who, like you know, are famous or like legitimately,

1586
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:07,639
Speaker 1: like they've.

1587
01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 2: Done movies, they have a TV show, they've done all this.

1588
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: Different stuff, and people, especially now because we live in

1589
01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:14,640
Speaker 1: the world of the media the social media, is like

1590
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,360
Speaker 1: they want to see that guy because that's the guy

1591
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: that they saw on the net or the web or whatever,

1592
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,400
Speaker 1: and then all these other guys and like, like you

1593
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 1: talked about Big J. Big J open for me for years.

1594
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 1: I can't follow him now he's so good. But during

1595
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,200
Speaker 1: during that whole period, people would come up to him

1596
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,479
Speaker 1: and go like, dude, you are hilarious. I never heard

1597
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,360
Speaker 1: about you, or like you should have closed the show.

1598
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 1: And I never ever take that as like an insult

1599
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 1: because it's like, yeah, why do you think I brought

1600
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,479
Speaker 1: him out because he's a great comic.

1601
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not bringing out a Soft Middle too, Yeah,

1602
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 4: to try and make you look good. You're you're trying

1603
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 4: to show showcase of good comic. And then that's that's

1604
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:48,800
Speaker 4: really admirable.

1605
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,640
Speaker 1: But I would love to have a comic whose name

1606
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:54,960
Speaker 1: was Soft Middle. That'd be the ultimate. If I can

1607
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,439
Speaker 1: go a round with you, I will legally change my

1608
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:58,200
Speaker 1: name to say you have to end with a rap.

1609
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: I hope you were in a fan because.

1610
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 12: Well my.

1611
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:11,439
Speaker 3: Thought by thong got a little riddle A soft middle,

1612
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,720
Speaker 3: all right, So good work, Bill, soft middle buddy, all right,

1613
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:17,639
Speaker 3: that's your that's your See, he doesn't need any more,

1614
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,639
Speaker 3: uh pseudonyms. Bill's already got a bunch of alter egos

1615
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:23,640
Speaker 3: and that's been on so many I.

1616
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,560
Speaker 2: Like the beard, though, that's a new thing, right, No,

1617
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,080
Speaker 2: I've had the beard for years ago. When you work

1618
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:29,439
Speaker 2: with me, you didn't have it. I had a beard.

1619
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:30,880
Speaker 2: It wasn't fully grown in like that.

1620
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:31,560
Speaker 10: It was.

1621
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:36,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like beard. You just you're being nice.

1622
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, no, it seems it seems like you've shaped

1623
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 1: and sculpted in a bit.

1624
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,720
Speaker 4: It might be a little thicker. I kept it a

1625
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:43,799
Speaker 4: little shorter.

1626
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:44,160
Speaker 21: Maybe.

1627
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:45,720
Speaker 2: Well let's ask the lady in the room, what do

1628
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:46,920
Speaker 2: you think of beards? Are they over?

1629
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,960
Speaker 17: I'm okay with beards if it's not the right person.

1630
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 2: What about like what do you mean by the right person? Uh?

1631
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:57,479
Speaker 1: Terrorists like the five guys who let go for the

1632
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,760
Speaker 1: pow Those guys the beards aren't helping him.

1633
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 3: Right, Well, some people not mine.

1634
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 20: When I'm not a fan of Alan's beard because he

1635
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:09,679
Speaker 20: ends up looking like Jeff Bridges, and staff bridges gray beard.

1636
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 3: No, she's she's allergic to gray hair. She's terribly great.

1637
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 3: Yours is like a white yeah.

1638
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,280
Speaker 17: So, but you've got like salt and pepper beard. I

1639
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:18,840
Speaker 17: can handle that.

1640
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 1: But that's because i'm the guest. I'm sure once I

1641
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 1: leave now, I have the homeless wizard guy. Look, that's

1642
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:25,720
Speaker 1: my that's my thing.

1643
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:29,400
Speaker 17: But I feel like beards, especially for comics. It can

1644
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 17: it can suit, it can suit people. But what I date,

1645
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:35,240
Speaker 17: I don't know.

1646
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:39,080
Speaker 1: Well, does your husband your fiance have we're not engaged yet.

1647
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:44,120
Speaker 1: We're looking oh amazing, like a Nostradamus kind of thing.

1648
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 1: You're hoping that he's No.

1649
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 20: No, I mean we've been together for five years, known

1650
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:51,479
Speaker 20: each other for ten, so okay, we live together, so

1651
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 20: it's kind of fun.

1652
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 2: Would a beard be a deal breaker or deal maker?

1653
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 17: Oh, it wouldn't be a deal breaker, no way, no.

1654
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,800
Speaker 17: But he he doesn't have. The only thing he can

1655
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 17: grow is like a go tea, and I'm very averse

1656
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:04,639
Speaker 17: to a goateee.

1657
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:07,120
Speaker 20: I would prefer a full beard over a go tea

1658
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,040
Speaker 20: any day, because then you just look like a backstreet

1659
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:12,360
Speaker 20: boy or something, right, or a biker or something.

1660
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:15,559
Speaker 2: I don't know, is he a biker? No, well then

1661
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,080
Speaker 2: he can't do it.

1662
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:17,800
Speaker 17: He's a musician, which is.

1663
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:24,559
Speaker 1: How about a mutton chop to play metal? He loves metal,

1664
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,040
Speaker 1: but you can only have mutton chops now for.

1665
01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:31,519
Speaker 17: Metal. He's like a baby face, you know.

1666
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 2: Right, So I don't know. All right, Well, try not

1667
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:35,920
Speaker 2: to step on this great mutton chop joke.

1668
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 1: Would you agree that if you have mutt jobs, you

1669
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 1: either have to play metal or become a professional ghost hunter.

1670
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:48,160
Speaker 1: Those are the only two viable careers. Or you're what

1671
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 1: you call it your you help the Amish get out

1672
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:51,719
Speaker 1: of their cult.

1673
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,639
Speaker 4: You're in between between the US community and it's like, yeah,

1674
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:58,400
Speaker 4: like you're there, like the runaway railroad for the Amish,

1675
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,000
Speaker 4: follow get in. The Muttons hops are a symbol to them.

1676
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,679
Speaker 4: They're like, we'll help you transition.

1677
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,640
Speaker 1: If I if you watch those shows like where it's

1678
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,720
Speaker 1: like breaking homage, like where they were they escape, Yeah,

1679
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:09,880
Speaker 1: you know they have this weird thing.

1680
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,439
Speaker 2: I would definitely like, you know.

1681
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Like when the car pulls up, it's like the car's

1682
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:15,360
Speaker 1: gonna pull up and now you have to come out,

1683
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:17,560
Speaker 1: Like you see the kid with the lantern and it

1684
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,720
Speaker 1: comes out. I would love to yell at that kid

1685
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 1: like all this like really like degrading stuff like quick,

1686
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:24,400
Speaker 1: get in, get in.

1687
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:26,560
Speaker 2: The horse's puck. No, not on the hood. There's no

1688
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 2: horse under that. Get in, get in the get in

1689
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 2: the English doors.

1690
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,639
Speaker 4: Just really like make it as uncomfortable as possible for them. Yeah,

1691
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,080
Speaker 4: just like they've never seen a car like do it.

1692
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,200
Speaker 4: Like those aren't snakes, those are seatbelts.

1693
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 2: Put them on. This iron horse is scaring me. Yeah,

1694
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,639
Speaker 2: now magical air is gonna hit you. Yes, that's glass.

1695
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,719
Speaker 4: That's not that's not an open air thing that there's windows.

1696
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,240
Speaker 2: And now it's some devil's breath. That's what they call music.

1697
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,360
Speaker 3: You have a girl, Dave, what's your deal? No, I

1698
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,599
Speaker 3: would like you're like an or something.

1699
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 1: No, I'd like to get married this year, and I

1700
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,160
Speaker 1: think we're going to take it to Shaker Heights because

1701
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:04,639
Speaker 1: I'm a jew.

1702
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 2: You guys have some amazingly what's beach one?

1703
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,760
Speaker 3: Beech wood?

1704
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,600
Speaker 2: Beech wood Wood? Is that another Jewish community? Yes, a

1705
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:15,120
Speaker 2: nice one. That'd be great. And then we'll I guess

1706
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,800
Speaker 2: we'll do something. Corn beef. You guys have a lot

1707
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,840
Speaker 2: of corn beef here. Yeah, we love corn beef. Why

1708
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:20,120
Speaker 2: is that.

1709
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,759
Speaker 3: Why why do you guys like so much corn? Because

1710
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,240
Speaker 3: we were trying to eat ourselves to depth.

1711
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:25,479
Speaker 2: You guys like food.

1712
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:26,719
Speaker 4: I get it, we'd love food.

1713
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,479
Speaker 1: You guys, you're not afraid of food, and that's good

1714
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,479
Speaker 1: to see. I think all of Ohio has a food

1715
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:32,160
Speaker 1: and going because so.

1716
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:34,719
Speaker 3: Much of the year is inclement weather that just hibernate

1717
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,040
Speaker 3: and eat.

1718
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know you can say that about anybody.

1719
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:39,280
Speaker 1: I would say that you guys are connected to the

1720
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:42,000
Speaker 1: food because you grow it, you appreciate it.

1721
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 3: Oh, we're closer to the land.

1722
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:45,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, but we still eat all the same

1723
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:47,120
Speaker 4: processed garbage that everybody.

1724
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 2: I was trying to make you guys better than.

1725
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 4: Wait to look at it, we're just fatter than you

1726
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 4: because we don't have to walk as much.

1727
01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:56,280
Speaker 1: Well, I think it also has to do with the smoking.

1728
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,720
Speaker 1: You guys like stopped all the cigarette smoking. You guys

1729
01:28:59,040 --> 01:28:59,640
Speaker 1: can't do any of this.

1730
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 4: We're trying to replace it with marijuana though, like you said.

1731
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think this would be a very well.

1732
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:06,920
Speaker 1: There are some like uh like pod friendly places in

1733
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,080
Speaker 1: Ohio right they're.

1734
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:09,880
Speaker 4: Trying to get there.

1735
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:11,760
Speaker 2: Colleges a lot of college college.

1736
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,760
Speaker 4: Like the normal hits me up from time to time

1737
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 4: to do stuff for them, to try and promote marijuana awareness.

1738
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,240
Speaker 4: If people don't know about it.

1739
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:20,360
Speaker 12: What is this plan?

1740
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 3: I've never heard of you.

1741
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:26,360
Speaker 1: I think that pot, you know, will eventually, uh not

1742
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: only will it be legal, it'll be mandatory for some people.

1743
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,760
Speaker 2: Don't you think I would love that. It takes some

1744
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,840
Speaker 2: of the mean out of these kids.

1745
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 3: I like it.

1746
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the potential school shooters, we just get them high.

1747
01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:38,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that a lot of people have

1748
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:39,519
Speaker 2: brought that up. Do you think that would work?

1749
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:41,519
Speaker 4: I don't think it's it's worth a try.

1750
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:45,599
Speaker 3: Really, you got to get them laid, get them high

1751
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:48,479
Speaker 3: and laid, maybe not in that order, but something you

1752
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,000
Speaker 3: take those both into their lives.

1753
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,519
Speaker 1: It's really difficult. It's it's really hard to talk about.

1754
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm still working on that.

1755
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:59,639
Speaker 2: Amis too for school shooters.

1756
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 1: No, you know what it is, really it's it's it's

1757
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: the pot and the kids, and like you know, some

1758
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 1: of these kids, like they're already so they're all hooked

1759
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:08,639
Speaker 1: up on the prescription drugs.

1760
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:11,439
Speaker 4: I guess pot might be a letdown for them, you know, Yeah,

1761
01:30:11,479 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 4: but they're how you're gonna compete with that at all.

1762
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:15,360
Speaker 4: But that's an upper they need. They need something to

1763
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:18,439
Speaker 4: mellow them out rather than get them them out. Yeah,

1764
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 4: we got We all should go home and watch Drugs Inc.

1765
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:21,680
Speaker 2: Do you watch it?

1766
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:22,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1767
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:25,200
Speaker 4: Anytime there's a marathon, I'd like record it and just

1768
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:26,160
Speaker 4: like go through them.

1769
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:27,040
Speaker 2: I love that.

1770
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:28,679
Speaker 3: Lock Lockdown is another.

1771
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 2: These are all like comic show.

1772
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,479
Speaker 1: Like I feel like every comic in America, we all

1773
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,559
Speaker 1: end up watching the same like five shows, Locked Up

1774
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:42,599
Speaker 1: a broad Drugs Inc. Hoarders, Hoarders Exactly, Hoarders, Honey Boo Boo, Storage,

1775
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,799
Speaker 1: Talas and tierras.

1776
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 2: Oh now it's getting creepy. Yeah, night Basketball Wives.

1777
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:51,799
Speaker 3: I love the nineties.

1778
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:55,200
Speaker 2: Naked and Afraid? Do you guys watch it? Yeah?

1779
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:57,960
Speaker 20: Watch a couple of episodes and what's your your TLC one?

1780
01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,800
Speaker 20: The house is a little company?

1781
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:00,679
Speaker 2: Are oh? Sex?

1782
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:03,880
Speaker 1: Sent me to the e R assertions? Yeah that's what

1783
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 1: I want tattooed on my knuckles. Naked and Afraid? What's

1784
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,720
Speaker 1: your knuck tat? If you can pick any it's good?

1785
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:19,040
Speaker 1: Ohio talk but and then f word? Oh yeah, wow life,

1786
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:20,560
Speaker 1: what would you go with?

1787
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:22,160
Speaker 3: I have no clue.

1788
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:23,800
Speaker 2: Oh I I don't know.

1789
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 3: I'd get U would you get.

1790
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 2: A TV one like, we'll be right back. That's a

1791
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,720
Speaker 2: lot of knuckles. Yeah, I have no idea.

1792
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:32,639
Speaker 4: See that's why I want. I want a knuckle appropriate.

1793
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to get two letters on

1794
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,639
Speaker 4: one knuckle, small hands. I want to get global warming

1795
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 4: is real for reel. But then you get it like

1796
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:43,360
Speaker 4: spell it out and exactly for real?

1797
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:44,559
Speaker 17: The number four?

1798
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,960
Speaker 2: How about ladies real?

1799
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:50,680
Speaker 12: Oh, I get something girl lame like love life or

1800
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,640
Speaker 12: you know, loving life is lame? Peace and love or

1801
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:56,799
Speaker 12: something nicorn, yeah or something.

1802
01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:58,800
Speaker 2: What about that new movie where the girl's got that

1803
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 2: tube under her nose? How about that? That would be

1804
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:07,000
Speaker 2: the fault is in the Oh yeah, I'm who said that?

1805
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:08,679
Speaker 2: That's great?

1806
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:08,920
Speaker 10: Now?

1807
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:10,160
Speaker 2: That what a great grab.

1808
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 15: There you go.

1809
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:13,720
Speaker 1: How many times have you watched Dune High and you realize, man,

1810
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:16,360
Speaker 1: this is the worst greatest movie and I cannot believe it.

1811
01:32:16,439 --> 01:32:19,160
Speaker 3: And it's only six more hours to go exactly wow,

1812
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:21,200
Speaker 3: and Sting is in it and it's still good.

1813
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:24,679
Speaker 1: Well with the Dune, with the Freeman beat, the zombie

1814
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:27,400
Speaker 1: apocalypse and the I like how we live in a

1815
01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 1: world of pothead nightmares zombies?

1816
01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:33,519
Speaker 2: Right, what what's the what's the other show out? There,

1817
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:38,679
Speaker 2: there's Walking Dead there. Yeah, fr story. Do you watch

1818
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:40,479
Speaker 2: that one over watches?

1819
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:40,800
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1820
01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:44,920
Speaker 4: That just jumps from whatever, like like right now. The

1821
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 4: last one was Witches, so it's coming. But then they

1822
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:50,320
Speaker 4: keep throwing in everything else they can they keep my

1823
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,720
Speaker 4: True Blood, the vampire one.

1824
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 2: I never liked that show.

1825
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,760
Speaker 3: Did you say law School was att I know it's

1826
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,080
Speaker 3: like pothead Nightmares, zombie law School?

1827
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:04,800
Speaker 2: You know, like, no, I'm not into that. True this

1828
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:06,920
Speaker 2: is why you're not one of those up you know what?

1829
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 3: You know?

1830
01:33:07,360 --> 01:33:08,840
Speaker 1: What got me it was because it was like New

1831
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:11,920
Speaker 1: Orleans people, but it was like Hollywood kids speaking New

1832
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:12,519
Speaker 1: Orleans like.

1833
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:17,519
Speaker 2: You like, they're really like.

1834
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:22,600
Speaker 4: I only like like when it's people speaking Southern they

1835
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,720
Speaker 4: can only say one word with the accent correctly and

1836
01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:26,880
Speaker 4: then the rest is all. It's all like an energy

1837
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,560
Speaker 4: and that they're hot. So you want to see what

1838
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:31,640
Speaker 4: they look like too, usually I guess so.

1839
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 3: Blood and boobs over a.

1840
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:35,439
Speaker 2: Penny penny dreadful you guys watching that.

1841
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:36,160
Speaker 9: It's not bad.

1842
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:39,800
Speaker 1: It's for the people who found Downtown Abbey just a

1843
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 1: little too.

1844
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,320
Speaker 3: People who wonder what happened to Josh Harten.

1845
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:47,040
Speaker 1: It's like Mary Poppins on crack. How do they pitch

1846
01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 1: these shows? It's like a Mary Poppins right, or like

1847
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:56,599
Speaker 1: the Downtown Abbey but with the Devil. And I watched

1848
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,880
Speaker 1: all those shows because, like, I feel like as a comic,

1849
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:01,240
Speaker 1: you know, you have to watch every show.

1850
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 2: I try to watch as much as I can. It's

1851
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:06,040
Speaker 2: just so much though, it's just too much mutch.

1852
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:08,680
Speaker 3: I mean, there's only so much nonsense you can fit

1853
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,000
Speaker 3: in your brain trying to be a functioning human.

1854
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,840
Speaker 2: Well, what about Game of Throws? You guys watch I

1855
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,280
Speaker 2: love I don't watch it. Watch it.

1856
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:17,160
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get him on it, and he doesn't.

1857
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to do it.

1858
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:19,519
Speaker 2: Well, are you in it?

1859
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,560
Speaker 3: I like it?

1860
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:21,720
Speaker 2: I love it? Right? Yeah?

1861
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:24,479
Speaker 1: No, I I really as a kid who grew up

1862
01:34:24,479 --> 01:34:26,120
Speaker 1: in a Renaissance fair, I think it's about time that

1863
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,560
Speaker 1: people see the world that. Don't you feel sorry for

1864
01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:31,680
Speaker 1: every guy who's in a renaissance fair, going like, I

1865
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,960
Speaker 1: cannot believe this is really my life.

1866
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 4: But the Renaissance fair is the place where those guys

1867
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,720
Speaker 4: actually get to flourish and they get to actually see

1868
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 4: half a boob at least, right, So there, that's like

1869
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,640
Speaker 4: a good Like I feel bad for him. Yes, but

1870
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:47,400
Speaker 4: I don't feel bad. I feel bad when they have

1871
01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:50,080
Speaker 4: to leave and go back to reality. No, I just

1872
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 4: feel that Like Game of Throws, everybody's like this is

1873
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:53,920
Speaker 4: like a ground, you know, it's like so amazing. Yet

1874
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 4: these guys do this every weekend.

1875
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhere at to stay fair, and like they get

1876
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:01,000
Speaker 1: no love, they get no like look at these look

1877
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 1: at these hacks. You know becomes lord Hack. Couldn't be,

1878
01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:07,400
Speaker 1: could have made it in the Game of Thrones world.

1879
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,519
Speaker 1: What about a Madman? Were you excited about that?

1880
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:13,000
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't watched mad See that's a generational thing.

1881
01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 2: Al you watch it, No, I know you do. I

1882
01:35:15,920 --> 01:35:16,360
Speaker 2: watch it too.

1883
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:19,120
Speaker 3: Christina Hendricks's ample cleavage was not enough to keep it

1884
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 3: really hot.

1885
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,720
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's it's got everything. It's got the stuff for

1886
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:25,920
Speaker 17: the men, it's got the love stories for the women.

1887
01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:27,200
Speaker 2: You know that great smoking.

1888
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:29,799
Speaker 17: I love smoking, And we were just talking smoking.

1889
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 2: Everybody smoked, dogs or.

1890
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:34,519
Speaker 17: Smoking, and then they're at their job, just like drinking.

1891
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:36,679
Speaker 3: And guys will want to live by carry. So remember

1892
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:37,840
Speaker 3: when you used to be able to hit a woman

1893
01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:40,479
Speaker 3: and nobody complain all that you all that great stuff

1894
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:41,559
Speaker 3: the golden years.

1895
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:43,600
Speaker 1: But it was like how they kind of throw in

1896
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:46,200
Speaker 1: like all the you know, crazy turbulent sixties stuff, like

1897
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:47,439
Speaker 1: you know, they had like the Beatles thing.

1898
01:35:47,479 --> 01:35:50,200
Speaker 2: That was like a big episode. It was like, it's like, but.

1899
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Everything leads to smoking and drinking. It's like JFK was

1900
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,000
Speaker 1: what smoking? Drinking and screw.

1901
01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,960
Speaker 2: What's his name on the phone? Pull me a high ball.

1902
01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:01,439
Speaker 17: That's the whole dialogue.

1903
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:06,040
Speaker 3: There's a highball. If you ever get the feeling that

1904
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:07,599
Speaker 3: he doesn't love.

1905
01:36:07,439 --> 01:36:11,200
Speaker 2: You, don't you love me too? Feel again?

1906
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:17,720
Speaker 8: Alan Cox on one hundred point seven WMMS.

1907
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:30,320
Speaker 2: Three five.

1908
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:34,920
Speaker 3: If you want to send me a text alancoxshow dot

1909
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,960
Speaker 3: com for all the other stuff, you can email me

1910
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:43,840
Speaker 3: there Alan alancoxhow dot com. A woman on TikTok who

1911
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 3: was screaming about the fact she was in well I.

1912
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:47,759
Speaker 2: He she lives in Alaska.

1913
01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:51,960
Speaker 3: She wasn't visiting Alaska, she lives there, and her local

1914
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:55,920
Speaker 3: Walmart started locking the spam and she was trying to

1915
01:36:55,920 --> 01:36:59,280
Speaker 3: figure out why that was. More and more places around

1916
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:02,760
Speaker 3: the country, I've a locking up large portions of their

1917
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:08,280
Speaker 3: inventory because they're trying to mitigate shoplifting. I guess the

1918
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:12,240
Speaker 3: inference here is that spam is stolen so frequently, maybe

1919
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:16,720
Speaker 3: in Alaska. You know, places like Alaska and Hawaii are

1920
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,400
Speaker 3: going through a hell of a lot more spam than

1921
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:21,960
Speaker 3: we are. There probably aren't a lot of cows walking

1922
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:25,559
Speaker 3: around in Alaska, but there are a lot of these

1923
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 3: big box stores, places like Walmart and Target and Kroger

1924
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:33,720
Speaker 3: that are trying to deter all of this shoplifting. And

1925
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,800
Speaker 3: it makes it it's kind of a double edged sword

1926
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,839
Speaker 3: here because on the one hand, you understand why places

1927
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:42,200
Speaker 3: don't want their inventory ripped off, but it makes for

1928
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 3: a way more frustrating experience for people who are just

1929
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:49,760
Speaker 3: trying to shop. You know, you go to this really

1930
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:53,519
Speaker 3: kind of jammed Walgreens up because they got to the

1931
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,839
Speaker 3: point where they were locking everything up. You know, Walgreens

1932
01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:59,000
Speaker 3: is a Chicaga based company, and so those kinds of

1933
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 3: policies started there and then kind of rippled their way out.

1934
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:06,800
Speaker 3: But there were certain Walgreen stores where most of the

1935
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:10,080
Speaker 3: things in the store were locked up and you'd have

1936
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,800
Speaker 3: to call somebody to unlock it for you. And I

1937
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:15,280
Speaker 3: guess if it's laundry detergent or razors, you can kind

1938
01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 3: of figure it out, or condoms or whatever. But once

1939
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:19,560
Speaker 3: you start locking everything up. Now, combine that with the

1940
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,520
Speaker 3: fact that a lot of these stores now are understaffed,

1941
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:24,880
Speaker 3: then you've got you're not going to stand there and

1942
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:28,000
Speaker 3: wait for half an hour for somebody to come over

1943
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:31,400
Speaker 3: and unlock the spam when you're just trying to make

1944
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:32,360
Speaker 3: a goddamn sandwich.

1945
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:35,000
Speaker 2: I assume you go.

1946
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:39,440
Speaker 3: I'll just go somewhere else where the spam is readily available.

1947
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:43,000
Speaker 3: But this lady has gotten a couple hundred thousand views

1948
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:46,160
Speaker 3: on this video of her at a Walmart store in Anchorage.

1949
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:49,200
Speaker 3: We've got bureau chiefs there in Anchorage who could probably

1950
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:52,360
Speaker 3: speak to this where she's complaining. She's like, why the

1951
01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:59,200
Speaker 3: hell is the spam locked up at the Walmart, the

1952
01:38:59,439 --> 01:39:20,559
Speaker 3: Diamond Walmart in Anchorage, Alaska. I mean, how long are

1953
01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:23,519
Speaker 3: you gonna wait for your spam when it's locked up?

1954
01:39:24,320 --> 01:39:26,160
Speaker 3: You're gonna go somewhere else? Depends on how much you

1955
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:32,519
Speaker 3: like spam, I guess so, but yeah, there's a lot

1956
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:36,120
Speaker 3: of you know, and so then in the in the interim,

1957
01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:38,080
Speaker 3: their companies are like, well, what we're gonna do is

1958
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:41,479
Speaker 3: we're gonna roll out an app so that you don't

1959
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 3: have to wait for a person. You can just click

1960
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 3: this app and it'll open whatever case you want. And

1961
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 3: there are some stores that are kind of trying those

1962
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:57,200
Speaker 3: pilot programs as well. It sucks that we're even in

1963
01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:00,400
Speaker 3: a place where that's a thing. Well, there's well, it's

1964
01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:03,080
Speaker 3: it's the confluence of a couple of things. It's that

1965
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:07,160
Speaker 3: all of these retailers are always looking for ways to

1966
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:10,400
Speaker 3: fire humans, and so the fewer people to have in

1967
01:40:10,439 --> 01:40:12,640
Speaker 3: their stores, or at least to relegate those people to

1968
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:15,400
Speaker 3: the back. So they're like, hey man, we don't even

1969
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,559
Speaker 3: need people in the front of the store anymore. We'll

1970
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:20,160
Speaker 3: just have the app, and it's like it'll be like

1971
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:23,080
Speaker 3: a brick and mortar Amazon, right, You'll just click the

1972
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:25,720
Speaker 3: app and then somebody in the back who's in the

1973
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,719
Speaker 3: storehouse the stock room will bring you what you wanted,

1974
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:31,880
Speaker 3: or you'll get up to the front and you'll have

1975
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,439
Speaker 3: your list of the stuff you want on the app.

1976
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:35,559
Speaker 3: But that's usually not what people are going into these

1977
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:39,920
Speaker 3: places for. And in theory, all that stuff looks good

1978
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:41,760
Speaker 3: on paper until you try to execute it. It's like

1979
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:47,600
Speaker 3: the things we do here, right, Well, that's why we

1980
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:51,080
Speaker 3: have an app rob where people can fire up an

1981
01:40:51,080 --> 01:40:54,080
Speaker 3: app and they can hear some of the greatest content

1982
01:40:54,160 --> 01:41:01,320
Speaker 3: they've ever heard of. Oh yes, sure, but this woman

1983
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:03,559
Speaker 3: in Alaska. Now I have to think that, like I said,

1984
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:05,959
Speaker 3: I have to think that the spam thing is probably

1985
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:09,760
Speaker 3: because it's Alaska. Like in Hawaii, they go through way

1986
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:14,200
Speaker 3: more spam than we do. Is it just because it

1987
01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:16,280
Speaker 3: keeps longer? Do you think that that's why it's such

1988
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:19,400
Speaker 3: a big deal in places like that because you don't

1989
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:22,080
Speaker 3: have a lot of cows walking around, right, These are

1990
01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:26,040
Speaker 3: places where it's like, you know, milk is twelve dollars

1991
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:28,080
Speaker 3: a gallon ice cream. You know, you go to Hawaii,

1992
01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:30,719
Speaker 3: you get a pint of ice cream, it's like thirteen dollars.

1993
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,200
Speaker 3: Because there aren't a lot of cows walking around. For

1994
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,200
Speaker 3: dairy products, you gotta get them shipped in from the mainland.

1995
01:41:37,479 --> 01:41:42,040
Speaker 14: I'm just gonna ask again, call me stupid, but why

1996
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:44,679
Speaker 14: not fix that by a couple?

1997
01:41:44,880 --> 01:41:46,519
Speaker 3: Uh you know what do you call them? Head couple

1998
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:47,320
Speaker 3: ahead of cattle.

1999
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:50,839
Speaker 14: Let them bang it out, Just start making future generations

2000
01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:52,680
Speaker 14: of future Hawaiian cows so it's not as.

2001
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:55,160
Speaker 3: Expensive because I started that one hundred years ago. Yeah, well,

2002
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:59,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe the I've I've never been to

2003
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:01,839
Speaker 3: either Hawaii or Alaska.

2004
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:07,320
Speaker 14: The great Hawaiian humping Cattle sounds like something, doesn't It.

2005
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:10,000
Speaker 14: Just put me in charge, man, I'll take care of

2006
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:15,200
Speaker 14: all this stuff. You're gonna export cattle to Hawaii?

2007
01:42:15,479 --> 01:42:15,799
Speaker 2: Correct?

2008
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:16,000
Speaker 7: Is?

2009
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:19,200
Speaker 3: I mean Alaska too? There probably are ranchers in Hawaii.

2010
01:42:19,240 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 3: It's not to say that there aren't any, but it's

2011
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,840
Speaker 3: like there is a reason where those places because Alaska's

2012
01:42:24,840 --> 01:42:28,080
Speaker 3: way out there. Hawaii's way out there too, So whatever

2013
01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:30,799
Speaker 3: you don't have on the island you gotta get shipped

2014
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:36,160
Speaker 3: in from the mainland, and that's really expensive. My parents,

2015
01:42:36,439 --> 01:42:38,439
Speaker 3: my parents had gone to Hawaii a couple of times.

2016
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:42,000
Speaker 3: My dad wanted to see Pearl Harbor and they had

2017
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:44,639
Speaker 3: gone a couple of times and loved it. My parents

2018
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:48,640
Speaker 3: did not travel. We didn't go anywhere growing up. They

2019
01:42:48,760 --> 01:42:52,639
Speaker 3: hated to travel. Lucky us. But then they get older

2020
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,559
Speaker 3: and they're like, well, I got a Hawaii Oh are

2021
01:42:55,640 --> 01:43:00,920
Speaker 3: you pool? We just sat at home all summer every

2022
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:05,040
Speaker 3: summer growing up. Cool. But I'm glad they had that experience.

2023
01:43:06,080 --> 01:43:10,360
Speaker 3: You said, I'm glad they did before my dad, I am.

2024
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:14,479
Speaker 3: I'm happy that they had that experience. It would have

2025
01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:17,679
Speaker 3: been nice maybe to do some things. You know, every

2026
01:43:17,840 --> 01:43:22,080
Speaker 3: summer as a family, well, now, just every summer. I

2027
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:25,519
Speaker 3: remember there was like a three week period where me

2028
01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:30,320
Speaker 3: and my two brothers were the only kids in the neighborhood. Yeah,

2029
01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:33,000
Speaker 3: everybody else was either at camp or they were on

2030
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:35,920
Speaker 3: vacation with their family. Every summer there was a good

2031
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:40,000
Speaker 3: three week period where we were the only ones around.

2032
01:43:41,080 --> 01:43:44,400
Speaker 3: And I was like, this sucks, And I didn't really

2033
01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:47,200
Speaker 3: want to go to camp because I'm like, summer for

2034
01:43:47,360 --> 01:43:50,640
Speaker 3: me was kind of a vacation from getting beaten up

2035
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:53,080
Speaker 3: at school. So I'm like, well, that would happen to

2036
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:55,240
Speaker 3: me at camp, so I don't need to do that,

2037
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 3: but it would have, you know. But like friends of

2038
01:43:57,960 --> 01:44:00,000
Speaker 3: mine and you know, oh we went to the Great

2039
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:03,000
Speaker 3: Canyon and people have you know photos of when oh

2040
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:05,479
Speaker 3: this is when I was ten and we went to

2041
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:08,200
Speaker 3: d C or whatever. I'm like, I don't know that

2042
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:10,760
Speaker 3: I really would have cared as a kid, but those

2043
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:16,040
Speaker 3: were experiences I did not have. What was vacation when

2044
01:44:16,080 --> 01:44:18,040
Speaker 3: you guys would do stuff. We didn't do anything.

2045
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:20,439
Speaker 14: What do you mean, like when you you would eventually

2046
01:44:20,560 --> 01:44:22,120
Speaker 14: like I mean, like I know you didn't do any

2047
01:44:22,240 --> 01:44:24,360
Speaker 14: you're saying anything but you must have there must have

2048
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,240
Speaker 14: been something you'd go to.

2049
01:44:25,479 --> 01:44:29,600
Speaker 3: No, something for an overnight Michigan. Nothing ever, No, never, No.

2050
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:33,200
Speaker 3: With my family, yeah, no, we went to my grandmother's

2051
01:44:33,479 --> 01:44:38,719
Speaker 3: every Sunday for dinner after Mass. But she lived forty

2052
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:42,280
Speaker 3: five minutes away downstate Illinois. So you can't think of

2053
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:46,160
Speaker 3: like one family vacation. No, we did not go on

2054
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,719
Speaker 3: a single family vacation.

2055
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:48,880
Speaker 2: Not one.

2056
01:44:49,439 --> 01:44:52,240
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Wow, my parents are like, I

2057
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 3: don't want to. They're like they didn't they didn't like.

2058
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:58,880
Speaker 14: Traveling it like I done it since Like as you

2059
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,880
Speaker 14: got older, did you all your families get together and

2060
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:01,400
Speaker 14: go somewhere.

2061
01:45:01,520 --> 01:45:01,560
Speaker 13: No.

2062
01:45:01,840 --> 01:45:05,360
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't on a plane until I moved to

2063
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:08,280
Speaker 3: LA I had never been on a plane until I

2064
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:10,400
Speaker 3: was twenty one. So the fact that I've been able

2065
01:45:10,439 --> 01:45:13,400
Speaker 3: to like take our third grader to Mexico when she

2066
01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:15,519
Speaker 3: was four, I'm like, this is great.

2067
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2068
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:18,360
Speaker 3: You know, my older kids when they were younger, they

2069
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:20,920
Speaker 3: didn't grow up with me, but you know that we

2070
01:45:21,040 --> 01:45:24,400
Speaker 3: were always making sure they could go places like with

2071
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:26,360
Speaker 3: they're you know, with my ex in laws and stuff

2072
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:29,720
Speaker 3: like that. I'm like, that's great. I would have liked

2073
01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:32,800
Speaker 3: to have had those experiences for sure, just didn't. We

2074
01:45:33,080 --> 01:45:36,760
Speaker 3: did not go anywhere. Ours were always like road trip

2075
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:39,080
Speaker 3: type things, like we never flew. I didn't fly until

2076
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:42,719
Speaker 3: I was sure sixteen or so. Those are those traditional

2077
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 3: experiences that you hear from people. I'm gonna turn this

2078
01:45:45,479 --> 01:45:48,400
Speaker 3: around and you're arguing in the back and you got yeah,

2079
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,080
Speaker 3: nothing like that. I don't know if maybe that that

2080
01:45:52,720 --> 01:46:00,360
Speaker 3: that experience seemed so terrible to my parents. I don't know,

2081
01:46:00,479 --> 01:46:03,719
Speaker 3: maybe they for it or yeah, I have no idea.

2082
01:46:04,439 --> 01:46:07,519
Speaker 3: But again, we weren't like fighting boys, you know what

2083
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:11,120
Speaker 3: I mean. We got along pretty well. I mean my

2084
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:15,720
Speaker 3: middle brother's like fifteen months younger than me, and then

2085
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:18,400
Speaker 3: my youngest brothers five years younger than me. So it's

2086
01:46:18,439 --> 01:46:20,599
Speaker 3: not like we were you know, and we really didn't

2087
01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:22,719
Speaker 3: get in each other's hair like we had. We were okay,

2088
01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:25,200
Speaker 3: we had a decent time, so you probably could have

2089
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:28,439
Speaker 3: put us in the back and we would have gone somewhere.

2090
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:35,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, my parents just weren't travelers at all, and

2091
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:36,360
Speaker 3: so we didn't never go anywhere.

2092
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:39,439
Speaker 14: I was notorious for talking the entire time on a

2093
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:42,120
Speaker 14: road trip, and my father would want to kill me

2094
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:45,800
Speaker 14: every single time we'd go somewhere. Yeah, and I remember

2095
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,320
Speaker 14: he'd be like, you'd talk the whole goddamn way. You'd

2096
01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:49,960
Speaker 14: fall asleep the last fifteen minutes.

2097
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:52,400
Speaker 2: And we were I remember vividly.

2098
01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:55,160
Speaker 14: We were on the tappen Z Bridge, which no longer

2099
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:58,400
Speaker 14: exists in New Jersey, New York to New Jersey, and

2100
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:01,599
Speaker 14: we were in the middle of it and I'm talking, hey, Dad,

2101
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:04,360
Speaker 14: there's a bridge, this, that, and the other thing. He

2102
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:06,320
Speaker 14: pulls the car offward to the side of the road

2103
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:09,439
Speaker 14: and he's like, Rob, I need you to shut up.

2104
01:47:10,080 --> 01:47:11,880
Speaker 14: He's like, I swear I'm gonna throw you off of

2105
01:47:11,920 --> 01:47:14,840
Speaker 14: this bridge. I could not think of anything else that

2106
01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,120
Speaker 14: I wanted to say for the rest of the trip.

2107
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,880
Speaker 14: That was the only time I was like, he might

2108
01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:21,840
Speaker 14: throw me overboard, Like there's a there's a chance if

2109
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:24,719
Speaker 14: I'm like, okay, Dad, I got it. I'm going swimming.

2110
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:29,120
Speaker 14: Believed it. Yeah, it happens Z Bridge to lead it

2111
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:29,559
Speaker 14: to this day.

2112
01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2113
01:47:31,439 --> 01:47:33,759
Speaker 3: No, And this is what people are, you know, texting,

2114
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 3: there's like there is an open range land to raise cattle.

2115
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:40,519
Speaker 3: There's no space for agriculture in Hawaii. Okay, now I know. Yeah,

2116
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:41,679
Speaker 3: they can't they can't.

2117
01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:45,280
Speaker 14: They can't fornicate on lava a mountain, former lava rock.

2118
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:47,679
Speaker 3: They can't make a thing there. You get your steaks

2119
01:47:47,800 --> 01:47:49,080
Speaker 3: cooked right at the source.

2120
01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:52,439
Speaker 14: I'm not saying racks. You can't go in those those

2121
01:47:52,479 --> 01:47:54,080
Speaker 14: fields of lava rocks.

2122
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:55,840
Speaker 3: It's got to be something.

2123
01:47:57,600 --> 01:48:00,800
Speaker 14: And I told you I'm not too bright just thinking

2124
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:02,439
Speaker 14: there has to be a solution to eating spam.

2125
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:08,040
Speaker 3: It's all no spams, a very versatile meat adjacent product.

2126
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:10,320
Speaker 3: Still never had it, Alana. Cost less to buy a

2127
01:48:10,439 --> 01:48:15,000
Speaker 3: pineapple in Cleveland than it does in Hawaii. Yeah.

2128
01:48:15,120 --> 01:48:15,800
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

2129
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:23,120
Speaker 3: Spam. By the way, there's no beef in spam. I

2130
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:26,479
Speaker 3: don't know that there's The base is pork, and I

2131
01:48:26,560 --> 01:48:28,920
Speaker 3: think the rest of it is fake or whatever they

2132
01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:31,639
Speaker 3: you know. I don't think that there's any cow in spam.

2133
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:33,040
Speaker 2: What does it stand for?

2134
01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:38,160
Speaker 3: It's something in ham, right, sperm and ham. I think,

2135
01:48:38,439 --> 01:48:39,519
Speaker 3: isn't that what the jelly is?

2136
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:46,960
Speaker 12: No?

2137
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:51,760
Speaker 3: I know, I don't want it. No, No, it's main

2138
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:56,040
Speaker 3: ingredients are pork, shoulder and ham. So it's all pork

2139
01:48:57,479 --> 01:49:01,040
Speaker 3: made by the Hormale Foods Corporation. It was intruing nineteen

2140
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:03,320
Speaker 3: thirty seven and gain popularity after it's used in World

2141
01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:07,280
Speaker 3: War II. It is sold in forty one countries. It

2142
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:09,800
Speaker 3: what does it taste like? Does it just never had spam?

2143
01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:11,600
Speaker 2: No, it tastes like.

2144
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:15,760
Speaker 3: I guess it was. It was a portmanteau of spiced ham.

2145
01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:17,599
Speaker 2: Okay.

2146
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:22,120
Speaker 3: The product was intended to increase the sale of pork shoulder,

2147
01:49:22,520 --> 01:49:24,960
Speaker 3: a cut that did not sell. How are we gonna

2148
01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:29,559
Speaker 3: get people buying pork shoulder. They're buying bacon, they're buying hooves,

2149
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:34,920
Speaker 3: pickled feet, they're buying snout. We get these people ruder

2150
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:38,920
Speaker 3: to tutor. How are we going to get them digging

2151
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:41,320
Speaker 3: on some shoulder? Teach them to smoke it low and slow,

2152
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:47,360
Speaker 3: baby yep. The brother of a hor Mel company executive

2153
01:49:47,479 --> 01:49:50,960
Speaker 3: won a one hundred dollars prize in nineteen thirty seven

2154
01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:56,160
Speaker 3: in a competition to name the new item. The popular

2155
01:49:56,200 --> 01:49:58,439
Speaker 3: belief is that the name is a contraction of spiced ham,

2156
01:49:59,080 --> 01:50:00,800
Speaker 3: but they say that the meat of the name is

2157
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:05,280
Speaker 3: known only to a few people in the Hormell corporation.

2158
01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:08,840
Speaker 3: It's been speculated to be an acronym for shoulder of

2159
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:15,639
Speaker 3: pork and ham. I assumed that these kinds of things

2160
01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:17,000
Speaker 3: began in the military.

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01:50:17,479 --> 01:50:18,120
Speaker 2: You're looking for.

2162
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:22,600
Speaker 3: Shelf stable canned meats, and you know, it's basically the

2163
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:28,640
Speaker 3: it's the first iteration of like your Alex Jones doomsday bucket, right,

2164
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:32,080
Speaker 3: is your cans of spam. We always had spam in

2165
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:36,640
Speaker 3: our house, and I assumed that it came from my

2166
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:40,400
Speaker 3: dad developing his palate in the military. We had a

2167
01:50:40,439 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 3: lot of what they call shrimp on a shingle, a

2168
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:45,120
Speaker 3: lot of chip chopped ham, that kind of stuff in

2169
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,439
Speaker 3: my house. So you're supposed to spam, you're supposed to

2170
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:52,160
Speaker 3: fry it. I think frying it makes it taste the best.

2171
01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:54,320
Speaker 3: If I were to have spam, like when we would

2172
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:57,120
Speaker 3: have spam sandwiches and you just get it out of

2173
01:50:57,200 --> 01:50:59,680
Speaker 3: the can and slice it and eat it. I like

2174
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:03,560
Speaker 3: it much better cooked. I know they put it on

2175
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:06,679
Speaker 3: sushi in Hawaii. They'll have like strips of masubi.

2176
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah good.

2177
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:09,960
Speaker 22: Yeah, that's the way I eat it. Yeah, if you're

2178
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:12,360
Speaker 22: gonna try it, try to get it. Try to get

2179
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:13,160
Speaker 22: spam masubi.

2180
01:51:13,760 --> 01:51:17,439
Speaker 3: I just think I just think that, you know, Hawaii,

2181
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:23,400
Speaker 3: Hawaiians call it steak because it's you know, I would

2182
01:51:23,439 --> 01:51:26,479
Speaker 3: be very versatile pissed if I went to a restaurant.

2183
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:28,120
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, let me get that steak and they

2184
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:29,240
Speaker 3: brought me a piece of spam.

2185
01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:30,719
Speaker 2: I'd be like, come on, dude.

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01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:33,120
Speaker 14: Then again, how would I know. Again, I've not never

2187
01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:34,840
Speaker 14: had it, so you can't just like eat it out

2188
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:35,160
Speaker 14: of the can.

2189
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:38,200
Speaker 3: Oh you can, but it's got like that jelly on it,

2190
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:43,240
Speaker 3: and it's yeah, I think texture wise, it's like I

2191
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:49,519
Speaker 3: have to try it. You should very salty. Yes, okay, yep,

2192
01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:53,000
Speaker 3: salt back to your sperm philosophy. Spam that is sold

2193
01:51:53,120 --> 01:51:57,000
Speaker 3: in North America, South America, and Australia. It's all produced

2194
01:51:57,040 --> 01:52:02,519
Speaker 3: in Austin, Minnesota, also known as Stown, USA, and also

2195
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:06,160
Speaker 3: in Dubuque, Iowa. Austin, Minnesota has a restaurant with a

2196
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:11,280
Speaker 3: menu devoted exclusively to spam called Johnny's Spam Aama menu.

2197
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:16,599
Speaker 3: See that's just a take from the U of Monty

2198
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 3: python mm hmm.

2199
01:52:18,320 --> 01:52:23,320
Speaker 2: Like spam, spam, spam, exit spam, spam, spam, spams.

2200
01:52:23,400 --> 01:52:26,759
Speaker 3: Hawaii has the highest per capita consumption in the United States.

2201
01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:31,439
Speaker 3: They consume seven million cans of spam per year. Hmm.

2202
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:33,960
Speaker 3: And in World War Two it was like the main

2203
01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:38,479
Speaker 3: protein sources. After World War Two, it was a massive, massive,

2204
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:42,679
Speaker 3: like staple in people's homes, and so as a kid

2205
01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:47,439
Speaker 3: in the mid to late seventies, we we always had

2206
01:52:47,479 --> 01:52:54,680
Speaker 3: spam in the house. So I grew up eating no

2207
01:52:54,840 --> 01:53:03,360
Speaker 3: small amount of spam, specialty pork, army meals thought on it,

2208
01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:09,360
Speaker 3: Bob says, special processed artificial meat. But somebody else suggested

2209
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:16,160
Speaker 3: shrimpy processed anal meat. Lips and yeah, but it's to me,

2210
01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:18,840
Speaker 3: it's very it's not dissimilar to blooney, right, So it's

2211
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:21,800
Speaker 3: like you fry it and it's yeah, you put the

2212
01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:24,000
Speaker 3: I think, so, I mean, it's yeah.

2213
01:53:24,000 --> 01:53:29,200
Speaker 14: I've I've never had baloney, uh not fried. Yeah, like

2214
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:31,360
Speaker 14: I've never had like a regular blooney sandwich. My mom

2215
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:32,880
Speaker 14: made fried baloney a couple times.

2216
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:34,519
Speaker 3: He could like to cut in the middle so it

2217
01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:38,880
Speaker 3: doesn't turn like a big cup. My clients parents fed

2218
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:41,000
Speaker 3: him a lot of spam and never took him on

2219
01:53:41,160 --> 01:53:45,679
Speaker 3: family vacations. Sound familiar. Contact the law offices of Lindy

2220
01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:47,960
Speaker 3: corn One sad Alan in the back of the room

2221
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:55,960
Speaker 3: raises his hands, and they've broadened the the kind of

2222
01:53:56,160 --> 01:54:00,599
Speaker 3: the spectrum too. You can get like flavor sub spam.

2223
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,479
Speaker 3: Now you know, it's like Oreo for one hundred years

2224
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:06,200
Speaker 3: there was one flavor and now there's four thousand flavors

2225
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:06,639
Speaker 3: of Oreo.

2226
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:08,800
Speaker 2: They kind of tried that with spam. I want the og.

2227
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:11,640
Speaker 3: Spam does have to be just pork shoulder. You think

2228
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:13,400
Speaker 3: I can get it at CBS, Like if I go like,

2229
01:54:13,479 --> 01:54:15,800
Speaker 3: I can buy it right now. Not CVS. You'd probably

2230
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:18,400
Speaker 3: go to Mayer orge On. Probably a grocery store would

2231
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:18,679
Speaker 3: have spam.

2232
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:19,599
Speaker 2: I know they would.

2233
01:54:19,680 --> 01:54:21,639
Speaker 14: I'm just saying because they have like the little grocery

2234
01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:23,040
Speaker 14: sections in those pharmacies.

2235
01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:26,000
Speaker 3: And no Tappanzee Bridge renamed after Mario Cuomo by.

2236
01:54:25,880 --> 01:54:28,040
Speaker 14: The way, Yeah, it's a whole new bridge. They took

2237
01:54:28,080 --> 01:54:30,439
Speaker 14: down the Tappanzee. You built the whole new suspension bridge.

2238
01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:32,800
Speaker 14: I drove it when we went when we went back

2239
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,600
Speaker 14: to mass last time.

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Speaker 2: Hawaii.

2241
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,920
Speaker 3: Allen has a special pineapple that goes bad so fast

2242
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:42,440
Speaker 3: after picking that it can't be exported. Why why would

2243
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:45,760
Speaker 3: you not want to? Like, what's the point of that, Guys,

2244
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:47,959
Speaker 3: We're not gonna make any money off of this particular

2245
01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:51,800
Speaker 3: hybrid pineapple. These pineapples are so good you gotta be

2246
01:54:51,920 --> 01:54:55,520
Speaker 3: here to eat them. This is going to increase tourism. Yeah,

2247
01:54:55,640 --> 01:55:00,200
Speaker 3: we're gonna bring people here to eat this pineapple. I

2248
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:00,919
Speaker 3: love pineapple.

2249
01:55:00,920 --> 01:55:02,640
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll do it too, boy, maybe I'll go.

2250
01:55:03,040 --> 01:55:05,040
Speaker 3: Oh, it's at Bromolane doing its work.

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01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:08,240
Speaker 2: Love that stuff. So why it's so sweet? Ladies here?

2252
01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:12,400
Speaker 3: Have you been eating pineapple?

2253
01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:13,000
Speaker 2: I sure have.

2254
01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:18,680
Speaker 3: I get a little thing of cottage cheese, a little

2255
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:25,040
Speaker 3: leaf of lettuce, a little ring of pineapple, Alan tel

2256
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:29,280
Speaker 3: rob spam cold sliced about a quarter inch thick, cheap

2257
01:55:29,320 --> 01:55:32,920
Speaker 3: white bread mao or miracle whip, assemble and enjoy with

2258
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:38,320
Speaker 3: potato chips. Delicious. All right, it just sounds like hell, yes,

2259
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:41,320
Speaker 3: CVS will have spam. Somebody saying get spam at the

2260
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:43,800
Speaker 3: gas station. After I said that, I'm like, I'm pretty

2261
01:55:43,800 --> 01:55:46,080
Speaker 3: sure I've seen spam on the shelf at CVS, so

2262
01:55:46,160 --> 01:55:48,000
Speaker 3: I misspoke. I think you would be able to get

2263
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:51,440
Speaker 3: it there. That's sandwich, literally, I can. I can feel

2264
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:53,760
Speaker 3: it sticking to the top of my mouth. Mm hmm

2265
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:58,480
Speaker 3: you sure, boy? Yeah, with that spam, it's soft right,

2266
01:55:58,560 --> 01:56:02,560
Speaker 3: like it's mushi. Yeah, just gonna smosh there. Oh, I

2267
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 3: don't think I want that. Somebody else referred to spam

2268
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:07,520
Speaker 3: as stupid people's affordable meat, and I don't know what

2269
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:09,480
Speaker 3: it has to do with your intelligence level.

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01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.

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01:56:11,720 --> 01:56:13,840
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, yeah, I ate a lot of

2272
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:16,120
Speaker 3: spam when I was a kid. Of course, I was

2273
01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:20,000
Speaker 3: much stupider as a kid, I guess, stupider than I

2274
01:56:20,120 --> 01:56:23,800
Speaker 3: am now. I'm not that bright. And when I was

2275
01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:27,360
Speaker 3: a kid, you know, I got by. You would think

2276
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:29,560
Speaker 3: I ate a lot of spam based on stuff you're

2277
01:56:29,560 --> 01:56:31,760
Speaker 3: here on this show. Of course I got bye. I

2278
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:32,840
Speaker 3: mean I got straight to Ha's wrong.

2279
01:56:33,960 --> 01:56:34,080
Speaker 9: Uh.

2280
01:56:34,320 --> 01:56:37,200
Speaker 3: And perfect attendance, you know, that's what I had to

2281
01:56:37,320 --> 01:56:40,360
Speaker 3: hang my hat on since we didn't have vacations through

2282
01:56:40,440 --> 01:56:45,879
Speaker 3: all the way through school. Yeah, perfect attendance K through twelve.

2283
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:49,760
Speaker 3: Never missed that day one day, not one day you

2284
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:53,200
Speaker 3: ever had the chicken pox. I did, but before school started.

2285
01:56:53,480 --> 01:56:54,680
Speaker 3: My god, dude, even your luck.

2286
01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:55,680
Speaker 2: With that sucks, I know.

2287
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, so all the way you did not skip one

2288
01:57:00,040 --> 01:57:03,480
Speaker 14: day of school in like senior year. Perfect attendance.

2289
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:10,520
Speaker 3: That's no, because I wasn't. First of all, No, like

2290
01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:15,680
Speaker 3: I liked school. I liked school, and so like all

2291
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:18,360
Speaker 3: my friends were like, ooh, you know they were doing

2292
01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:21,320
Speaker 3: Ferris Bueller's Day off. I'm like, yeah, because you got

2293
01:57:21,360 --> 01:57:24,320
Speaker 3: a tari and cable. What am I staying at home?

2294
01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:27,400
Speaker 3: For staying at home, you go out do stuff with

2295
01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:29,960
Speaker 3: your friends. I wasn't that kid in high school. I

2296
01:57:30,120 --> 01:57:32,440
Speaker 3: was going to get in trouble. I didn't want to

2297
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,080
Speaker 3: get in trouble.

2298
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:41,760
Speaker 8: Aln Cot Show WMMS Radio DOUBLEMMS Cleveland.

2299
01:57:41,640 --> 01:57:45,120
Speaker 2: And iHeart Radio station Alan Cott.

2300
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:48,960
Speaker 3: He's been asked to leave on multiple occasions.

2301
01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:51,840
Speaker 2: He does that whole Huh.

2302
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:53,400
Speaker 3: I can't hear you.

2303
01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:55,400
Speaker 2: It's too loud in here.

2304
01:57:56,000 --> 01:58:01,120
Speaker 3: Things the bees, I don't mean the apple bee's, I

2305
01:58:01,160 --> 01:58:08,160
Speaker 3: mean the bees that are out there and bees yon

2306
01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:08,880
Speaker 3: their year.

2307
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:11,120
Speaker 12: Job.

2308
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:19,440
Speaker 3: Bees piece right on the American Canadian border. This is

2309
01:58:19,560 --> 01:58:23,760
Speaker 3: the Pacific Northwest. There was a giant semi truck that

2310
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:28,120
Speaker 3: crashed and a massive and it was carrying bees. Oh no,

2311
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:29,960
Speaker 3: do you see any of this footage?

2312
01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:30,080
Speaker 2: No?

2313
01:58:31,160 --> 01:58:38,040
Speaker 3: This was last week, I believe fourteen million bees. The

2314
01:58:38,160 --> 01:58:41,400
Speaker 3: original account they said two hundred and fifty million bees.

2315
01:58:42,360 --> 01:58:47,400
Speaker 3: Fourteen million bees were being carried and the commercial truck

2316
01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:53,000
Speaker 3: carrying about seventy thousand pounds of honeybee hives lost part

2317
01:58:53,040 --> 01:58:58,760
Speaker 3: of its load and the guy driving the truck had

2318
01:58:58,800 --> 01:59:03,160
Speaker 3: to be driving with bee keeping suit in tow and

2319
01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:07,440
Speaker 3: they had to get this is Wackham County, Washington. They

2320
01:59:07,480 --> 01:59:09,760
Speaker 3: had to get the Sheriff's department out there. It's not

2321
01:59:09,880 --> 01:59:13,560
Speaker 3: like you can just go and hand scoop fourteen million

2322
01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:16,880
Speaker 3: bees out of the air truck over turned about four

2323
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:20,160
Speaker 3: in the morning in a rural area and all of

2324
01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:21,080
Speaker 3: the bees.

2325
01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:23,400
Speaker 2: Were lost.

2326
01:59:25,040 --> 01:59:31,160
Speaker 3: Hundreds of hives crushed, leaning on each other, and a

2327
01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:33,880
Speaker 3: guy explains here, a bee keeper explains how you save

2328
01:59:34,040 --> 01:59:34,440
Speaker 3: the bees.

2329
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:37,720
Speaker 23: So we're literally grabbing a bee box and they're grabbing

2330
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:40,880
Speaker 23: the frames that contain the honey, the bees and the brood,

2331
01:59:41,320 --> 01:59:43,400
Speaker 23: putting them back in the box and restacking them on

2332
01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:45,920
Speaker 23: pallets to hopefully have some survival rate.

2333
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:48,520
Speaker 3: You'll work with here right now.

2334
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:50,520
Speaker 23: But there's so many hives over there that most of

2335
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:53,920
Speaker 23: them are collapsed that the frames of honey and brood already.

2336
01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:55,760
Speaker 2: Out, so then we're having to put those back in

2337
01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:59,440
Speaker 2: the boxes. Yeah, there's a millions of bees over there

2338
01:59:59,520 --> 01:59:59,760
Speaker 2: right now.

2339
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:04,560
Speaker 3: You know, you hear a lot of things about unsustainable systems.

2340
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:08,320
Speaker 3: Right People who are vegan are constantly imploring people stop

2341
02:00:08,360 --> 02:00:12,080
Speaker 3: eating meat because the way that meat is processed in

2342
02:00:12,240 --> 02:00:15,760
Speaker 3: this country is not sustainable. Right. Well, it's a lot

2343
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:17,640
Speaker 3: of things with the bees too. This is like a

2344
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:22,720
Speaker 3: big people go, why were they carrying bees? Because you

2345
02:00:22,800 --> 02:00:27,760
Speaker 3: have to import bees. That's the weird thing, right, coming

2346
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:31,120
Speaker 3: from the Pacific Northwest. It was headed down to California,

2347
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:34,640
Speaker 3: I think. But if this one wasn't, there are plenty

2348
02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:38,120
Speaker 3: of other trucks that are So these trucks take these

2349
02:00:38,320 --> 02:00:43,960
Speaker 3: bees to other cities that need bees, like almonds, right,

2350
02:00:44,080 --> 02:00:47,400
Speaker 3: they have to they take them to California to pollinate

2351
02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:51,920
Speaker 3: for almonds, which if you know anything about almonds, they

2352
02:00:52,480 --> 02:00:55,360
Speaker 3: take they use a ton of water that they don't

2353
02:00:55,440 --> 02:00:59,960
Speaker 3: really have there in California, and so it ends up

2354
02:01:00,080 --> 02:01:02,520
Speaker 3: being like a loss for the farmers, and then insurance

2355
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:07,000
Speaker 3: companies get involved, and so then the farmers in California

2356
02:01:07,040 --> 02:01:09,440
Speaker 3: that we're going to get these bees, they need to

2357
02:01:09,560 --> 02:01:14,480
Speaker 3: find bees or they don't get their crops pollinated. And

2358
02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:18,760
Speaker 3: then the bees and then the bee farmers, right, they

2359
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:22,920
Speaker 3: need to replace the bees that they sent and they lost.

2360
02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:27,640
Speaker 3: So then you have these communities that were you have

2361
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:29,440
Speaker 3: a bunch of stressed out honey bees.

2362
02:01:31,080 --> 02:01:32,000
Speaker 2: That have nowhere to go.

2363
02:01:32,360 --> 02:01:36,200
Speaker 3: Right, So, over the past ten years or so, all

2364
02:01:36,280 --> 02:01:40,800
Speaker 3: of these horror stories about the collapse of the ecology

2365
02:01:40,880 --> 02:01:43,400
Speaker 3: and all that and climate change or whatever. Bees have

2366
02:01:43,520 --> 02:01:46,440
Speaker 3: been very much to the forefront of that. They've been like, hey, FYI,

2367
02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:49,760
Speaker 3: if the bees all go, we all die, yeah, and

2368
02:01:50,120 --> 02:01:54,400
Speaker 3: which is oversimplification, but not by much, not really by much.

2369
02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:56,520
Speaker 3: So what it comes down to is you have this

2370
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:59,840
Speaker 3: weird system where all of this the way that a

2371
02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:04,480
Speaker 3: lot of farming, which is unsustainable, they got to import

2372
02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:09,040
Speaker 3: bees because a lot of you know, it's like they

2373
02:02:09,120 --> 02:02:13,560
Speaker 3: grow alfalfa in the Arizona Desert right. That takes a

2374
02:02:13,640 --> 02:02:15,960
Speaker 3: lot of water too, because there's a lot of farms

2375
02:02:16,000 --> 02:02:19,600
Speaker 3: around the country that are foreign owned, and so they

2376
02:02:19,640 --> 02:02:22,600
Speaker 3: ship the produce back home, so they don't care about

2377
02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:27,840
Speaker 3: the effects of water heavy crops here because it's all

2378
02:02:27,920 --> 02:02:33,360
Speaker 3: going overseas. Very very strange. So they ran this bee

2379
02:02:33,440 --> 02:02:37,320
Speaker 3: story as like a kicker story, almost unlike the local news.

2380
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:40,600
Speaker 3: If you saw add a truck crash, well forty a

2381
02:02:40,760 --> 02:02:43,800
Speaker 3: million bees and I'm sitting there watching it like I'm puckering,

2382
02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:47,840
Speaker 3: you know, my bee holes, puckering watching this thing, Like okay, well,

2383
02:02:49,520 --> 02:02:54,040
Speaker 3: but that guy seemed almost you know, he was very

2384
02:02:54,200 --> 02:02:56,320
Speaker 3: very calm about it. Guy in the bee Yeah, well,

2385
02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:59,480
Speaker 3: we just grab as mud as we can and stackle

2386
02:02:59,560 --> 02:02:59,920
Speaker 3: back up.

2387
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:01,520
Speaker 14: Well, they're all going to hang by the queen, right,

2388
02:03:01,560 --> 02:03:03,400
Speaker 14: So that's that's got to be the whole plan. I

2389
02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:07,080
Speaker 14: would assume it's gonna let them come back, because they're

2390
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:09,400
Speaker 14: not going to like go far from that area, would they.

2391
02:03:10,160 --> 02:03:11,960
Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying, Like, you got all these

2392
02:03:12,000 --> 02:03:14,800
Speaker 3: honey bees and got nowhere to go, and so they're

2393
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:16,920
Speaker 3: just I don't know how they clean that up.

2394
02:03:17,480 --> 02:03:20,440
Speaker 14: Well, I mean there's you see all the hives all

2395
02:03:20,480 --> 02:03:22,040
Speaker 14: the time at farms and stuff. You would have to

2396
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:24,160
Speaker 14: assume they can probably get something like that. Some rigs

2397
02:03:24,160 --> 02:03:27,320
Speaker 14: set up quick, I hope. So I assume those people

2398
02:03:27,480 --> 02:03:33,520
Speaker 14: know those people, Yes, people who have their own hives. Oh, yes,

2399
02:03:34,120 --> 02:03:39,800
Speaker 14: he's bee keeping Americans. Some of those Canadian bees down here. Yeah,

2400
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:45,080
Speaker 14: sound like Canadians. Different buzz than honey, much more friendly buzz.

2401
02:03:45,200 --> 02:03:45,800
Speaker 14: It's a whole thing.

2402
02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh.

2403
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:05,760
Speaker 3: The terrible, terrible work of Nicholas Cage there with the

2404
02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:07,680
Speaker 3: you know, he's so good in so many other things

2405
02:04:07,720 --> 02:04:10,480
Speaker 3: and just so utterly terrible. Of course, how do you

2406
02:04:10,560 --> 02:04:14,800
Speaker 3: act with cgibs? That can't be easy. That revooted the

2407
02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:19,680
Speaker 3: wicker Man that he had the misfortune to star in Hey,

2408
02:04:19,720 --> 02:04:23,120
Speaker 3: speaking of bees, how about the Beg's. Would you go

2409
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:28,320
Speaker 3: see because I got this press release this morning about

2410
02:04:28,360 --> 02:04:33,480
Speaker 3: a Beg's tribute band. They're called Staying Alive. They're gonna

2411
02:04:33,480 --> 02:04:39,640
Speaker 3: play MGM Northfield Park in October, like the week before Halloween.

2412
02:04:40,440 --> 02:04:42,080
Speaker 3: And I got the press release that go, Hey, if

2413
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:43,960
Speaker 3: anybody wants to know, he used to get to go

2414
02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,520
Speaker 3: on and sale this Friday, stay in a lot. Now,

2415
02:04:46,600 --> 02:04:48,760
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with them at all, but they are

2416
02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:52,080
Speaker 3: obviously a tribute to the BG's. But the Beg's had

2417
02:04:52,080 --> 02:04:55,560
Speaker 3: a big, long catalog. You know, he started as a

2418
02:04:55,640 --> 02:04:59,280
Speaker 3: folk band. He had a big long catalog before disco hit, right,

2419
02:04:59,560 --> 02:05:01,640
Speaker 3: and then the came the face of that. I'm wondering

2420
02:05:01,640 --> 02:05:07,360
Speaker 3: if the tribute band, you can't just do the disco

2421
02:05:07,480 --> 02:05:11,000
Speaker 3: stuff because that's not represented their entire catalog. We only

2422
02:05:11,080 --> 02:05:15,280
Speaker 3: do seventies begs like eighties Joel, Yeah, I mean they

2423
02:05:15,560 --> 02:05:19,400
Speaker 3: they got to do New York Mining Disaster nineteen forty two,

2424
02:05:19,560 --> 02:05:21,800
Speaker 3: or what right they got to do nights on Broadway

2425
02:05:21,920 --> 02:05:25,040
Speaker 3: they got to do I mean, everybody thinks jive talking

2426
02:05:25,240 --> 02:05:28,680
Speaker 3: was part of the whole disco thing, or the whole

2427
02:05:28,720 --> 02:05:31,720
Speaker 3: Saturay night fever thing jive talking like pre dated. That's

2428
02:05:31,760 --> 02:05:36,600
Speaker 3: how they got on everybody's radar with the UH with

2429
02:05:36,760 --> 02:05:38,840
Speaker 3: the disco stuff. That kind of ushered that in though,

2430
02:05:39,080 --> 02:05:39,680
Speaker 3: like that's sound.

2431
02:05:39,760 --> 02:05:42,280
Speaker 14: People will always associate with it because that sort of

2432
02:05:42,720 --> 02:05:43,800
Speaker 14: is what got everybody going.

2433
02:05:44,040 --> 02:05:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you You probably wouldn't go see a You

2434
02:05:51,480 --> 02:05:53,960
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't go see a Beg's tribute band.

2435
02:05:54,040 --> 02:05:54,360
Speaker 2: I would.

2436
02:05:54,480 --> 02:05:56,560
Speaker 14: I would want I would want to see the set list,

2437
02:05:56,960 --> 02:06:00,400
Speaker 14: Like if they're literally just doing all of the disco stuff.

2438
02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:02,240
Speaker 2: No, I would not go, I see, but I do.

2439
02:06:02,360 --> 02:06:02,880
Speaker 3: I agree with you.

2440
02:06:03,000 --> 02:06:05,320
Speaker 14: I think they're a very talented band, and I probably

2441
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:08,080
Speaker 14: if I were free and needed something to.

2442
02:06:08,080 --> 02:06:11,080
Speaker 3: Do, I would go Love the Beg's a documentary fe

2443
02:06:11,120 --> 02:06:14,600
Speaker 3: years ago on HBO I was trends Fixed, Allan, you

2444
02:06:14,680 --> 02:06:17,480
Speaker 3: were talking about the Beg's tribute band and you wish

2445
02:06:17,560 --> 02:06:20,160
Speaker 3: they were doing metal covers. There is a band that

2446
02:06:20,280 --> 02:06:26,240
Speaker 3: does that. They're called Tragedy, the all Metal Tribute to

2447
02:06:26,360 --> 02:06:37,560
Speaker 3: the Of course they're now see you know that's wink

2448
02:06:37,640 --> 02:06:39,680
Speaker 3: wink wink. Like I get, it's a novelty thing. I

2449
02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:44,600
Speaker 3: wouldn't want two hours of that, ill lady. It's a

2450
02:06:44,720 --> 02:06:47,920
Speaker 3: novelty something. Tells me they're not going two hours. Dude, Well,

2451
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:53,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, but yeah, that's a touring band. Well,

2452
02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:57,120
Speaker 3: good for them. Thanks for the heads up, Allen.

2453
02:06:57,640 --> 02:07:02,440
Speaker 6: I finally caught your metal shell on Saturday looking real

2454
02:07:02,560 --> 02:07:06,120
Speaker 6: cool in my wife's minivan. Uh, you know, listening to

2455
02:07:06,680 --> 02:07:11,040
Speaker 6: Dirty Deed's Done Dirt Cheap. Anyways, I'm wondering if maybe

2456
02:07:11,080 --> 02:07:14,320
Speaker 6: you would play my new metal band. No, it's not

2457
02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:19,240
Speaker 6: what you're thinking. It's g n U metal. We only

2458
02:07:19,400 --> 02:07:23,960
Speaker 6: sing songs about the mighty Wilde Beast. I would greatly

2459
02:07:24,040 --> 02:07:24,760
Speaker 6: appreciate that.

2460
02:07:25,120 --> 02:07:25,360
Speaker 2: Listen.

2461
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:27,720
Speaker 3: We got another episode of two Hours at midnight this Saturday.

2462
02:07:28,440 --> 02:07:30,320
Speaker 3: I'm not above throwing on some new you ever heard

2463
02:07:30,360 --> 02:07:32,480
Speaker 3: a new You ever heard a will to beast? A

2464
02:07:32,600 --> 02:07:36,680
Speaker 3: ganu gry ganu? Mm hm that's what it sounds like.

2465
02:07:38,520 --> 02:07:41,120
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna play that guy's new band on Saturday night.

2466
02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:50,320
Speaker 3: I mean what it lacks and lyrics? Did we make

2467
02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:53,080
Speaker 3: up to it with mama?

2468
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or is that a camel the.

2469
02:07:56,360 --> 02:07:57,280
Speaker 3: Camel, the camel?

2470
02:07:57,400 --> 02:08:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? With him? Yeah?

2471
02:08:04,840 --> 02:08:10,480
Speaker 3: A Koala metal that's good too. That's a mating call

2472
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:15,680
Speaker 3: right there. Yes, what does a koala know that we don't?

2473
02:08:16,280 --> 02:08:18,600
Speaker 3: I always assumed they were so cute South there sounds

2474
02:08:18,640 --> 02:08:21,280
Speaker 3: like corps grinder. Now you're thinking of how they look,

2475
02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:28,760
Speaker 3: but how they sound is just downright disgraceful. Yeah, scree.

2476
02:08:30,720 --> 02:08:30,960
Speaker 2: Pte.

2477
02:08:30,960 --> 02:08:34,400
Speaker 3: Diddy did Godzilla. No, he didn't do the song Godzilla. No,

2478
02:08:34,520 --> 02:08:38,480
Speaker 3: he did that terrible led Zeppelin thing with Jimmy Page

2479
02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:42,160
Speaker 3: if for the nineties Godzilla movie. Unless you're just being

2480
02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:47,480
Speaker 3: cheeky speaking of things that didn't need to happen. P

2481
02:08:47,680 --> 02:08:51,680
Speaker 3: Diddy and Jimmy Page, Yeah, is that at all because

2482
02:08:51,680 --> 02:08:53,880
Speaker 3: obviously it's just a guy, you know, trying to stay

2483
02:08:53,960 --> 02:08:56,920
Speaker 3: relevant with the person of the moment and the ninety

2484
02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:57,880
Speaker 3: zero is Diddy.

2485
02:08:59,200 --> 02:08:59,920
Speaker 2: Does that at all?

2486
02:09:00,560 --> 02:09:03,280
Speaker 3: Is that a blemish on Jimmy Page's record? No? Or

2487
02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:05,760
Speaker 3: is it just just an artist, right collaborating with other artists.

2488
02:09:05,840 --> 02:09:07,800
Speaker 14: I mean, if that were the case, I'd hold Robert

2489
02:09:07,920 --> 02:09:10,320
Speaker 14: Plant in lower regard for the Honey Drippers.

2490
02:09:10,640 --> 02:09:11,800
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't like the Honey Drippers?

2491
02:09:12,160 --> 02:09:15,240
Speaker 14: I mean, come on, okay, no, no, when coming off

2492
02:09:15,280 --> 02:09:19,320
Speaker 14: of led Zeppelin in his wings right, yeah, yeah, I

2493
02:09:19,440 --> 02:09:21,600
Speaker 14: know what he was doing. He's doing bluegrass now or whatever,

2494
02:09:21,880 --> 02:09:25,240
Speaker 14: which is but again that's sort of like his voice

2495
02:09:25,240 --> 02:09:27,600
Speaker 14: has changed so much. You can't sing the zeptunes. He

2496
02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:30,080
Speaker 14: said he was never going to play without John gotcha right?

2497
02:09:30,200 --> 02:09:32,520
Speaker 14: So yeah, I mean it like when I saw him,

2498
02:09:33,120 --> 02:09:35,800
Speaker 14: he did versions of all the Zeppelin songs, but they

2499
02:09:35,840 --> 02:09:37,400
Speaker 14: were the way that he could sing him.

2500
02:09:37,320 --> 02:09:41,160
Speaker 3: Now, Alan, Eric Blum, and Buck Dharma are the only

2501
02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:43,840
Speaker 3: original Blue Oyster Cult members. I'm in Atlantic City about

2502
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:48,120
Speaker 3: a year ago. Wasn't flashy, but a great performance. All right,

2503
02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:50,200
Speaker 3: that's all you want, That is all you want.

2504
02:09:51,960 --> 02:09:52,200
Speaker 2: Alan.

2505
02:09:52,240 --> 02:09:55,080
Speaker 3: I took my son to see Metallica in Charlotte on Saturday,

2506
02:09:55,480 --> 02:09:58,640
Speaker 3: and during Pantera, some boomer asked me to sit down

2507
02:09:58,720 --> 02:10:01,560
Speaker 3: so he could see. I just looked at him and

2508
02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:05,320
Speaker 3: kept standing, wtf this person I.

2509
02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:05,840
Speaker 2: Was talking about.

2510
02:10:05,880 --> 02:10:07,560
Speaker 3: We went to see Eddie Money years ago in Pittsburgh

2511
02:10:08,200 --> 02:10:11,200
Speaker 3: and I was doing an appearance at Seven Springs Ski

2512
02:10:11,280 --> 02:10:13,560
Speaker 3: Resort and Eddie Money was in the show Place room

2513
02:10:13,600 --> 02:10:15,880
Speaker 3: that night, and a couple of friends and I went in.

2514
02:10:16,000 --> 02:10:17,840
Speaker 3: We had a couple of pops, of course, but still

2515
02:10:17,880 --> 02:10:20,600
Speaker 3: excited to see Eddie Money in a venue like that,

2516
02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:23,480
Speaker 3: And we didn't realize we turned around, we were the

2517
02:10:23,560 --> 02:10:25,520
Speaker 3: only ones standing. We're in like second or third row,

2518
02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:28,760
Speaker 3: and everyone behind us was pissed because we were standing

2519
02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:33,320
Speaker 3: hey down in front. Hey, Listen, you gotta think though,

2520
02:10:34,360 --> 02:10:38,560
Speaker 3: I always think of it in terms of your audience

2521
02:10:38,640 --> 02:10:42,360
Speaker 3: age is with you, and it seems counterintuitive. Listen, people

2522
02:10:42,360 --> 02:10:45,360
Speaker 3: who go to a pan Terra show, they're not necessarily

2523
02:10:45,640 --> 02:10:46,560
Speaker 3: they're not in the pit.

2524
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:47,800
Speaker 2: Right.

2525
02:10:48,120 --> 02:10:50,360
Speaker 3: There are people who got into Pantera when they were

2526
02:10:50,440 --> 02:10:52,800
Speaker 3: in high school and so they're in their mid fifties

2527
02:10:52,840 --> 02:10:55,040
Speaker 3: now and a lot of them got bad knees.

2528
02:10:55,360 --> 02:10:56,840
Speaker 14: They still want to see the band. Yeah, but no

2529
02:10:56,840 --> 02:10:58,600
Speaker 14: one's going to be sitting in a pan Terra show.

2530
02:11:00,000 --> 02:11:03,640
Speaker 3: This guy was apparently this guy was he wanted to

2531
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:05,800
Speaker 3: sit down and watch Pantera.

2532
02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:08,760
Speaker 2: Well, or he was.

2533
02:11:08,880 --> 02:11:12,480
Speaker 3: It was strategic because pan Tara was opening for Metallica,

2534
02:11:12,720 --> 02:11:15,400
Speaker 3: and he's like, I'll sit during Pantera so I can

2535
02:11:15,520 --> 02:11:19,040
Speaker 3: stand and pump my fist and kick my foot for Metallica,

2536
02:11:19,240 --> 02:11:21,600
Speaker 3: which is ultimately why I'm here pacing himself.

2537
02:11:21,680 --> 02:11:22,320
Speaker 2: I say that.

2538
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:27,480
Speaker 3: I'm giving that guy the benefit of the doubt. Obviously,

2539
02:11:27,560 --> 02:11:30,280
Speaker 3: if you're there with your kid, right, you want to

2540
02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:33,640
Speaker 3: give them the full experience. You want to go full

2541
02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:36,680
Speaker 3: till boogie the whole show, but there's gonna be somebody

2542
02:11:36,760 --> 02:11:41,960
Speaker 3: behind you. Who's gonna go sit down. I guess it's

2543
02:11:42,080 --> 02:11:44,720
Speaker 3: the I guess it's the being crusty about other people

2544
02:11:44,760 --> 02:11:47,360
Speaker 3: standing that I would take issue with, Like this person.

2545
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:49,840
Speaker 3: I'm sure you know, if somebody's giving you a hard

2546
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:53,600
Speaker 3: time for standing up, you'd be like, bro, you can sit,

2547
02:11:54,480 --> 02:11:56,280
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna what am I supposed to do

2548
02:11:57,040 --> 02:11:59,360
Speaker 3: to me. That's no different than when you're everyone's standing

2549
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:00,880
Speaker 3: at a show and the guy in front of me

2550
02:12:01,400 --> 02:12:05,800
Speaker 3: is six seven. My god, damn it that inevitably. I'm

2551
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:08,080
Speaker 3: not sure, but I'm not tall. I'm like five eleven, right,

2552
02:12:08,120 --> 02:12:10,360
Speaker 3: I'm not like, I'm not some short king. But when

2553
02:12:10,360 --> 02:12:12,520
Speaker 3: you got a really tall dude in front of you're like, oh,

2554
02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:13,320
Speaker 3: come on man.

2555
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:14,879
Speaker 2: We went and saw.

2556
02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:19,120
Speaker 14: The Charlie Daniels band in a small, little indy bit

2557
02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:21,760
Speaker 14: venue just because something to do.

2558
02:12:21,920 --> 02:12:23,760
Speaker 3: They were in our town. That's when I was in

2559
02:12:23,840 --> 02:12:24,280
Speaker 3: Rhode Island.

2560
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:27,560
Speaker 14: The guy in front of me had on the world's

2561
02:12:27,640 --> 02:12:30,879
Speaker 14: largest fedora that you ever could possibly imagine.

2562
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:34,480
Speaker 3: Lie Charlie Daniels show, which.

2563
02:12:34,360 --> 02:12:36,080
Speaker 2: Again should have been a cowboy hat.

2564
02:12:36,160 --> 02:12:37,880
Speaker 14: I wouldn't have had maybe as much of a problem,

2565
02:12:38,160 --> 02:12:41,320
Speaker 14: but this gigantic abe Lincoln sized Fedora.

2566
02:12:41,480 --> 02:12:42,400
Speaker 3: Well that's like a stove.

2567
02:12:42,560 --> 02:12:42,600
Speaker 13: No.

2568
02:12:42,720 --> 02:12:45,320
Speaker 14: I yeah, but it was directly in front of me,

2569
02:12:45,800 --> 02:12:48,080
Speaker 14: and I'm like, and I'm like, come on, just take

2570
02:12:48,160 --> 02:12:49,760
Speaker 14: the hat a Fedora.

2571
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, huge, I don't know. That wasn't for the show.

2572
02:12:53,720 --> 02:12:54,720
Speaker 3: That's a guy who's the guy.

2573
02:12:56,120 --> 02:12:56,640
Speaker 2: That's his thing.

2574
02:12:56,680 --> 02:13:01,000
Speaker 3: It's fordorable, right, Okay, yeah, sir, is for door.

2575
02:13:01,160 --> 02:13:03,520
Speaker 14: So I was just like, I kept kind of going around,

2576
02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:06,160
Speaker 14: and as I kept drinking beer, I was getting louder,

2577
02:13:06,680 --> 02:13:09,320
Speaker 14: and I was like, dude, is the hat necessary?

2578
02:13:09,920 --> 02:13:11,920
Speaker 2: And he kept it on. He never even turned He.

2579
02:13:11,920 --> 02:13:13,040
Speaker 3: Said, is the hat necessary?

2580
02:13:13,200 --> 02:13:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2581
02:13:13,520 --> 02:13:16,120
Speaker 3: Wow, look at you. Never even turned around. Yeah, he

2582
02:13:16,240 --> 02:13:17,400
Speaker 3: ignored me. Huh.

2583
02:13:17,760 --> 02:13:18,400
Speaker 2: It was fine.

2584
02:13:18,680 --> 02:13:21,080
Speaker 3: I mean, it's Charlie Daniels. Not like I missed a lot.

2585
02:13:21,240 --> 02:13:21,760
Speaker 2: I understand.

2586
02:13:23,480 --> 02:13:25,680
Speaker 3: I wish I looked good in hats. You know, there

2587
02:13:25,680 --> 02:13:27,240
Speaker 3: are some people who look good in a lot of time.

2588
02:13:27,280 --> 02:13:29,600
Speaker 3: This bald guy's putting hats on. I mean baseball caps.

2589
02:13:29,600 --> 02:13:33,440
Speaker 3: I mean, like hats, some guys look good in them.

2590
02:13:33,680 --> 02:13:35,680
Speaker 3: Oh I look like a douchebag anything other than.

2591
02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:36,160
Speaker 2: A ball cap.

2592
02:13:36,480 --> 02:13:37,840
Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying. And I don't wear that

2593
02:13:37,880 --> 02:13:40,360
Speaker 3: many ball caps, but if I'm gonna wear something it's

2594
02:13:40,360 --> 02:13:43,240
Speaker 3: gonna be a ball cap. But I was in this haberdasher.

2595
02:13:44,400 --> 02:13:46,760
Speaker 3: I was in this store in Toronto years ago and

2596
02:13:46,960 --> 02:13:48,760
Speaker 3: they had a rack of hats. I go, how about

2597
02:13:48,760 --> 02:13:51,640
Speaker 3: that hair shorter? I mean, you know, you know, look

2598
02:13:51,680 --> 02:13:53,920
Speaker 3: a crazy person. I was like, I wonder if I

2599
02:13:53,920 --> 02:13:56,800
Speaker 3: could pull off a hat. Nope, and I don't know

2600
02:13:56,840 --> 02:14:00,200
Speaker 3: what it is. Maybe I could, but I I'm just

2601
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:02,400
Speaker 3: so not used to seeing myself like that. I would

2602
02:14:02,400 --> 02:14:04,400
Speaker 3: have been too self conscious. But some people you just

2603
02:14:04,440 --> 02:14:06,640
Speaker 3: put a hat on them and it goes ding and

2604
02:14:06,720 --> 02:14:09,560
Speaker 3: you're like, man, you were rocking that chapeau.

2605
02:14:09,800 --> 02:14:12,080
Speaker 14: That was my grandfather Mona me. He could have worn

2606
02:14:12,200 --> 02:14:14,400
Speaker 14: any hat and looked great at it. I look like

2607
02:14:14,560 --> 02:14:16,240
Speaker 14: a dope. At one point, I was like, I wonder

2608
02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:18,120
Speaker 14: if I should get one of those like Cabby hats,

2609
02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:20,240
Speaker 14: you know, like cab driver anywhere forward you can.

2610
02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:24,040
Speaker 3: Weark cam o shanter right, yeah, floppy newsboy cat.

2611
02:14:26,160 --> 02:14:30,200
Speaker 14: I looked like such a dumb ass. I didn't ever

2612
02:14:30,240 --> 02:14:31,560
Speaker 14: even bought it, Like I tried it on. I'm like,

2613
02:14:31,560 --> 02:14:33,320
Speaker 14: what do you think? And even my wife was like,

2614
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:36,040
Speaker 14: I think it looked better at a ball cap. So

2615
02:14:36,080 --> 02:14:37,840
Speaker 14: I'm like, okay, okay, good answer.

2616
02:14:38,520 --> 02:14:38,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2617
02:14:40,520 --> 02:14:44,160
Speaker 3: Actually, somebody says that they usually sit because they're six

2618
02:14:44,320 --> 02:14:47,640
Speaker 3: six and they have very broad shoulders. Oh well, thank

2619
02:14:47,680 --> 02:14:51,160
Speaker 3: you so much for sitting. That's just like, yeah, oh

2620
02:14:51,360 --> 02:14:53,120
Speaker 3: God for you right.

2621
02:14:54,480 --> 02:14:55,000
Speaker 2: Now. Listen.

2622
02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:58,360
Speaker 3: I'm sure that people sitting behind you or thank you

2623
02:14:58,480 --> 02:15:04,600
Speaker 3: for your sacrifice. But yeah, if you're standing at a show.

2624
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:10,320
Speaker 3: That's why I always like at a show, I always

2625
02:15:10,320 --> 02:15:12,360
Speaker 3: buy my tickets a couple of rows off the floor.

2626
02:15:13,160 --> 02:15:15,720
Speaker 3: I want to see the whole thing, you know, if

2627
02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:19,680
Speaker 3: we're not up in a box Rob for MMS Presents show.

2628
02:15:20,000 --> 02:15:22,880
Speaker 14: Which is usually the only way I go to concerts ouse,

2629
02:15:23,080 --> 02:15:25,240
Speaker 14: I know, you know, if I don't have box seats

2630
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:28,200
Speaker 14: or I know, sweet tickets, I'm like, do I really

2631
02:15:28,320 --> 02:15:28,760
Speaker 14: want to do this?

2632
02:15:29,200 --> 02:15:32,200
Speaker 3: That's how you anyone who let's say you're imagining a

2633
02:15:32,240 --> 02:15:34,080
Speaker 3: situation where like I'd love to get Rob out of

2634
02:15:34,120 --> 02:15:37,080
Speaker 3: the house and really have him be part of our organization.

2635
02:15:37,680 --> 02:15:38,400
Speaker 2: This is what it is.

2636
02:15:39,960 --> 02:15:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he only comes out of the house for special

2637
02:15:42,120 --> 02:15:48,760
Speaker 3: occasions and under very opulent circumstance and over at the

2638
02:15:48,840 --> 02:15:49,440
Speaker 3: Rocket Arena.

2639
02:15:49,560 --> 02:15:52,200
Speaker 14: I just usually when I get my specific suite, I

2640
02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:54,200
Speaker 14: will call and I'll say.

2641
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:57,160
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Rob. The usual Please and they know.

2642
02:15:57,360 --> 02:15:59,440
Speaker 14: They know what wine, they know what cave are, they

2643
02:15:59,480 --> 02:16:01,400
Speaker 14: know what crack, they know everything and what to have

2644
02:16:01,560 --> 02:16:04,480
Speaker 14: because you can't order this stuff that I appreciate and

2645
02:16:04,720 --> 02:16:05,640
Speaker 14: like off of their menu.

2646
02:16:05,800 --> 02:16:08,240
Speaker 3: I mean, first off, just think of how many Robs

2647
02:16:08,320 --> 02:16:10,840
Speaker 3: there are, and they already know who it is. Yeah,

2648
02:16:10,840 --> 02:16:12,680
Speaker 3: when he goes, hey, it's Rob. Before he even gets

2649
02:16:12,680 --> 02:16:14,240
Speaker 3: to the rider, they know who it is.

2650
02:16:14,320 --> 02:16:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh they don't.

2651
02:16:14,960 --> 02:16:16,680
Speaker 14: They don't need the rider and they know they know

2652
02:16:16,880 --> 02:16:19,800
Speaker 14: it's And I'm not as picky because it's say, now

2653
02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:21,560
Speaker 14: they have to go out and do special shopping for

2654
02:16:21,680 --> 02:16:23,839
Speaker 14: me because they don't have that stuff on their menus,

2655
02:16:24,640 --> 02:16:25,120
Speaker 14: you know what I mean.

2656
02:16:25,200 --> 02:16:27,320
Speaker 3: Like you go, you can get all kinds of stuff.

2657
02:16:27,120 --> 02:16:29,200
Speaker 14: Like picky foods and good things for your sweet, but

2658
02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:31,960
Speaker 14: the things I require just aren't there.

2659
02:16:32,200 --> 02:16:34,520
Speaker 3: So they do special things for me and it's appreciated.

2660
02:16:35,720 --> 02:16:37,119
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to pull the curtain back

2661
02:16:37,160 --> 02:16:40,160
Speaker 3: too far, but that trucked overturn that was part of

2662
02:16:40,280 --> 02:16:43,439
Speaker 3: Rob's honey, that was the honey that was being imported

2663
02:16:44,240 --> 02:16:47,320
Speaker 3: for the last show that we went to. Yeah, and

2664
02:16:47,440 --> 02:16:49,640
Speaker 3: I certainly and sometimes I don't even use it.

2665
02:16:49,680 --> 02:16:52,600
Speaker 14: I just like to know it's there, you know the honey,

2666
02:16:53,080 --> 02:16:55,840
Speaker 14: and I do only like my honey from Northwestern bees

2667
02:16:57,040 --> 02:16:57,920
Speaker 14: or Canadian bees.

2668
02:16:58,040 --> 02:16:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

2669
02:16:59,640 --> 02:17:02,680
Speaker 3: There's a there's a noticeable difference in taste. Listen when

2670
02:17:02,680 --> 02:17:04,640
Speaker 3: we were at that Disturbed show, And not to put

2671
02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:07,040
Speaker 3: too fun a point on it, it might sound silly

2672
02:17:07,080 --> 02:17:09,400
Speaker 3: and ridiculous for Rob to describe these things, but he

2673
02:17:09,480 --> 02:17:12,880
Speaker 3: is also nothing if not generous. Yeah, with his time

2674
02:17:12,959 --> 02:17:15,800
Speaker 3: and his resources. So when we had all those, we

2675
02:17:15,959 --> 02:17:18,080
Speaker 3: had a box with listeners. You go with the show

2676
02:17:18,160 --> 02:17:20,840
Speaker 3: thing with me and Rob are disturbed a few weeks

2677
02:17:20,879 --> 02:17:25,520
Speaker 3: back and everybody's in there. Rob's very very generous with

2678
02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:30,320
Speaker 3: his with his jams, with his crackers, he's very generous

2679
02:17:30,400 --> 02:17:33,640
Speaker 3: with his meats and cheeses. And I mean the listeners

2680
02:17:33,680 --> 02:17:35,720
Speaker 3: could not have been They were like, Wow, I've never

2681
02:17:35,959 --> 02:17:41,280
Speaker 3: been to a show with so much charcutery. Can you

2682
02:17:41,360 --> 02:17:42,200
Speaker 3: just get us a hot dog?

2683
02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:45,640
Speaker 14: And I'm like, if you'd like a hot dog, yeah,

2684
02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:48,160
Speaker 14: you can leave the suite, have a hot dog and

2685
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:48,720
Speaker 14: come back.

2686
02:17:49,280 --> 02:17:51,800
Speaker 3: He goes, I'd have to order it from an exotic

2687
02:17:51,879 --> 02:17:55,120
Speaker 3: meats shop. Yeah, and that probably wouldn't be very it

2688
02:17:55,160 --> 02:17:56,560
Speaker 3: wouldn't be a good use of our time.

2689
02:17:58,000 --> 02:17:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2690
02:17:58,360 --> 02:18:01,080
Speaker 3: So no, the people who enjoyed it, they enjoyed it

2691
02:18:01,160 --> 02:18:04,240
Speaker 3: a lot, they really did. They walked away not just

2692
02:18:04,360 --> 02:18:07,200
Speaker 3: smelling of beer, but also of apricot jam. That's right,

2693
02:18:07,640 --> 02:18:09,200
Speaker 3: and that's not a bad way to spend a night.

2694
02:18:11,160 --> 02:18:13,560
Speaker 9: Hello, Ellen, it's me Jane Simmons.

2695
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:15,600
Speaker 3: Kiss also of myself.

2696
02:18:16,480 --> 02:18:18,279
Speaker 2: You were talking a few days ago.

2697
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:22,000
Speaker 21: About rock and roll out trows and Rob had mentioned

2698
02:18:22,000 --> 02:18:25,879
Speaker 21: a long Way to the Top by a c DC Now's.

2699
02:18:25,640 --> 02:18:28,240
Speaker 2: Bassist, I've got to throw my head into the.

2700
02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:32,080
Speaker 21: Ring for the chain by Sleekwood Mac as one of

2701
02:18:32,160 --> 02:18:33,320
Speaker 21: the greatest out throws.

2702
02:18:34,200 --> 02:18:36,959
Speaker 2: He was this audio quality. I'm in my Honda pilot

2703
02:18:37,120 --> 02:18:38,840
Speaker 2: twenty twelve, get some lunch.

2704
02:18:40,120 --> 02:18:42,160
Speaker 3: The Jeans have had checked in so frequently ever since

2705
02:18:42,200 --> 02:18:45,200
Speaker 3: he did the show a few weeks back, getting some lunch.

2706
02:18:45,280 --> 02:18:48,120
Speaker 3: I'm getting some lunch in his twenty twelve Honda pilot. Yeah,

2707
02:18:48,240 --> 02:18:51,640
Speaker 3: this is why the guy knows a dollar. He's not pretentious.

2708
02:18:52,040 --> 02:18:53,560
Speaker 3: He got a lot of attention gives you selling those

2709
02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:56,840
Speaker 3: thirteen thousand dollars vip roady packages. But for all we know,

2710
02:18:56,920 --> 02:19:00,080
Speaker 3: that could be going to charity car show.

2711
02:19:00,280 --> 02:19:06,880
Speaker 2: On one hundred points of cardio Allan.

2712
02:19:08,000 --> 02:19:10,960
Speaker 3: It says here that you call yourself one of the

2713
02:19:11,040 --> 02:19:14,560
Speaker 3: few gay goat farmers in the Great State of Tennessee.

2714
02:19:14,879 --> 02:19:18,600
Speaker 8: On one hundred point seven WMMS.

2715
02:19:18,000 --> 02:19:22,439
Speaker 3: Joe listens in Shelby, North Carolina, Joey is in Nashville,

2716
02:19:23,240 --> 02:19:29,800
Speaker 3: Ashley is in Poulson, Montana, and Brian is in Yuma, Arizona.

2717
02:19:31,480 --> 02:19:33,080
Speaker 3: You leave messages there on the app.

2718
02:19:32,920 --> 02:19:38,600
Speaker 24: To hey, Alan, uh Rob just asked in the podcast

2719
02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:42,200
Speaker 24: for recommendations on what he could do to make himself

2720
02:19:42,280 --> 02:19:45,680
Speaker 24: more appealing to the audience. I think he should start

2721
02:19:45,760 --> 02:19:50,680
Speaker 24: doing the mock Mary voice whenever she disagreed with you

2722
02:19:51,360 --> 02:19:53,920
Speaker 24: and Bill and just being a whiny little turd.

2723
02:19:55,920 --> 02:19:57,840
Speaker 3: I will miss the mock Mary voice, by the way,

2724
02:20:00,160 --> 02:20:06,560
Speaker 3: whatever it was. Pamela Hayden is retiring after thirty five years.

2725
02:20:06,640 --> 02:20:10,960
Speaker 3: Pamela Hayden is a voiceover actress who has worked on

2726
02:20:11,040 --> 02:20:15,119
Speaker 3: the Simpsons for thirty five years. Everybody knows the primary

2727
02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:17,959
Speaker 3: characters or the actors from the Simpsons if you're a fan.

2728
02:20:18,040 --> 02:20:19,119
Speaker 2: I'm a huge Simpsons fan.

2729
02:20:19,560 --> 02:20:23,520
Speaker 3: You know Dan Castlenetta, you know Julie Kavner, and it

2730
02:20:23,640 --> 02:20:26,680
Speaker 3: is weird thirty five years down the road, some of

2731
02:20:26,760 --> 02:20:30,840
Speaker 3: them sound the same. Julie Cavner sounds real rough. I mean,

2732
02:20:30,879 --> 02:20:33,920
Speaker 3: there's a couple of people you can really tell the

2733
02:20:34,120 --> 02:20:37,560
Speaker 3: years and the miles on them. Hanka's area still does

2734
02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:40,800
Speaker 3: a lot of heavy lifting over there. Harry Shearer, for

2735
02:20:40,920 --> 02:20:43,560
Speaker 3: the most part, still sounds the same. His burns is

2736
02:20:43,600 --> 02:20:46,039
Speaker 3: a little thin these days, but again they've been doing

2737
02:20:46,120 --> 02:20:49,720
Speaker 3: these for thirty five years. And then along the way

2738
02:20:50,520 --> 02:20:52,920
Speaker 3: you have kind of the tertiary characters and the voiceover

2739
02:20:52,959 --> 02:20:56,560
Speaker 3: actress Tres McNeil over there. Marsha Wallace died a few

2740
02:20:56,600 --> 02:21:00,160
Speaker 3: years ago, but Pamela Hayden, who is does a lot

2741
02:21:00,200 --> 02:21:02,720
Speaker 3: of voices, as they all do, but she is mostly

2742
02:21:02,840 --> 02:21:07,840
Speaker 3: known for being Millhouse. And so they have The Simpsons

2743
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:11,200
Speaker 3: were not spared from the whole Black actors should be

2744
02:21:11,320 --> 02:21:15,680
Speaker 3: doing black characters in cartoons and so, you know, like

2745
02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:18,920
Speaker 3: Harry Shearer used to do Doctor Hibbert, and so the

2746
02:21:18,959 --> 02:21:21,000
Speaker 3: Simpsons were like, we're gonna get black actors to do

2747
02:21:21,080 --> 02:21:24,600
Speaker 3: black characters. And so I wonder how they will change up.

2748
02:21:24,640 --> 02:21:29,400
Speaker 3: You know, Yard Lee Smith still does Lisa what's her name?

2749
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:33,800
Speaker 3: H who's the one does Bart the sion car? Yeah, scientologist, Yeah,

2750
02:21:35,160 --> 02:21:38,360
Speaker 3: still does Bart. And they all sound the same, but

2751
02:21:40,040 --> 02:21:41,800
Speaker 3: Pamela Hayden has decided to hang it.

2752
02:21:41,879 --> 02:21:46,560
Speaker 17: Up on Pamela Hayden high.

2753
02:21:49,000 --> 02:21:49,840
Speaker 2: Well cool.

2754
02:21:50,320 --> 02:21:55,560
Speaker 7: I do Jim Bogue, Jons of the Boys do Rob

2755
02:21:55,800 --> 02:22:00,599
Speaker 7: and sometimes Todd and my main guy, Ishouse.

2756
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:02,480
Speaker 2: This is where I come to cry.

2757
02:22:05,360 --> 02:22:08,320
Speaker 3: It's such a sucker for when these people do this instant.

2758
02:22:08,640 --> 02:22:09,080
Speaker 2: I love it.

2759
02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:13,800
Speaker 3: People have come up to me and they quote Mi

2760
02:22:13,959 --> 02:22:14,600
Speaker 3: House lines.

2761
02:22:14,720 --> 02:22:16,920
Speaker 7: I've said Jimminy Dilliker so many times the words have

2762
02:22:17,040 --> 02:22:17,840
Speaker 7: lost no meaning.

2763
02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:20,160
Speaker 17: People always saying what a nerd is?

2764
02:22:20,720 --> 02:22:27,960
Speaker 7: Was one thing that I love about No Houses. He's

2765
02:22:28,080 --> 02:22:30,760
Speaker 7: always getting knocked down, but he keeps getting up.

2766
02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:37,360
Speaker 2: I'm never giving off there. I love the little guy.

2767
02:22:38,280 --> 02:22:43,080
Speaker 17: That's this wonderful analogy for life. It puts your glasses back.

2768
02:22:44,080 --> 02:22:50,480
Speaker 17: Go on, oh, Malhouse, everything's.

2769
02:22:49,879 --> 02:22:52,720
Speaker 2: Coming up Millhouse. Who moves it?

2770
02:22:52,800 --> 02:23:01,760
Speaker 17: Would ever become this phenomenon. It's the greatest job in

2771
02:23:01,800 --> 02:23:02,160
Speaker 17: the world.

2772
02:23:04,000 --> 02:23:05,160
Speaker 2: Boy, you're not kidding.

2773
02:23:05,240 --> 02:23:06,880
Speaker 3: I mean you and you have been able to have

2774
02:23:07,120 --> 02:23:10,760
Speaker 3: the same gig in a cartoon for thirty five years.

2775
02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:14,560
Speaker 3: I mean none of those people, even not being a

2776
02:23:14,600 --> 02:23:18,760
Speaker 3: primary character, none of those people need money, right, they

2777
02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:21,960
Speaker 3: haven't had to have other gigs. They want him to

2778
02:23:22,040 --> 02:23:26,640
Speaker 3: You know, Hanka's area does other things he did. What's

2779
02:23:26,680 --> 02:23:28,800
Speaker 3: the character. I can only think Jack Brickhouse, but he's

2780
02:23:28,800 --> 02:23:29,680
Speaker 3: a Chicago announcer.

2781
02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:33,840
Speaker 2: I love the show. Hanka's area was.

2782
02:23:35,320 --> 02:23:38,080
Speaker 14: Oh, I just was telling somebody to watch at the

2783
02:23:38,120 --> 02:23:41,320
Speaker 14: other day. He was the baseball announcer. Yes, the nervous breakdown. Yeah,

2784
02:23:42,840 --> 02:23:45,600
Speaker 14: oh god, it was Jim.

2785
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:52,119
Speaker 3: He has got the Jim Brock Yeah, Jim Brockbier, which

2786
02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:54,840
Speaker 3: just started as him fooling around and doing a you know,

2787
02:23:54,920 --> 02:24:01,120
Speaker 3: a baseball announcer, a good one, going, Hey, such a

2788
02:24:01,160 --> 02:24:01,600
Speaker 3: pretty day.

2789
02:24:01,680 --> 02:24:05,320
Speaker 14: Let's play too, Hey, let's rockmeo taking no chance.

2790
02:24:05,400 --> 02:24:06,960
Speaker 3: It's just trying to get a rhythm early again.

2791
02:24:07,000 --> 02:24:10,240
Speaker 14: And the missionary position, well, I know, a surprised finger

2792
02:24:10,320 --> 02:24:10,520
Speaker 14: in the.

2793
02:24:13,280 --> 02:24:17,240
Speaker 3: And here come the princils between him and Harry Sherman.

2794
02:24:17,360 --> 02:24:20,640
Speaker 3: I love the baseball announcer. So yeah, they took he

2795
02:24:20,720 --> 02:24:22,920
Speaker 3: took that Jim Brockmeer thing and they turned it into

2796
02:24:22,959 --> 02:24:26,040
Speaker 3: a show. It ran for a couple of seasons. I

2797
02:24:26,120 --> 02:24:27,920
Speaker 3: could have easily seen that being one and done. It

2798
02:24:27,959 --> 02:24:31,240
Speaker 3: was him and Amanda Pete over on I don't even

2799
02:24:31,240 --> 02:24:33,880
Speaker 3: know it was on like on one of those secondary networks.

2800
02:24:33,920 --> 02:24:38,840
Speaker 3: Well it was on like, uh god, not AMC, but

2801
02:24:39,040 --> 02:24:42,959
Speaker 3: one of those Yeah, did you watch it? I loved Brockmeyer.

2802
02:24:43,040 --> 02:24:44,360
Speaker 3: I loved that show so much.

2803
02:24:44,520 --> 02:24:47,959
Speaker 14: Rockmeyer just the things he would say to people because

2804
02:24:48,000 --> 02:24:50,560
Speaker 14: he had zero care, like he but he never broke

2805
02:24:50,640 --> 02:24:51,040
Speaker 14: that void.

2806
02:24:51,120 --> 02:24:52,720
Speaker 3: That was the best part of the whole thing. Yeah,

2807
02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:54,400
Speaker 3: no matter where he was or what he was doing,

2808
02:24:54,480 --> 02:24:56,720
Speaker 3: he talked like that. If C is what it was

2809
02:24:56,760 --> 02:24:59,840
Speaker 3: on Independent Film Channel. Yeah, he did a quick thing,

2810
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:04,920
Speaker 3: unfunnier die years ago about it, Jill Brockmeyer, and they

2811
02:25:05,080 --> 02:25:09,600
Speaker 3: turned it into this show where he is he's a

2812
02:25:09,800 --> 02:25:14,280
Speaker 3: major league baseball announcer and he has a he flips out,

2813
02:25:14,400 --> 02:25:16,600
Speaker 3: He has a melt out in the air, gets kicked

2814
02:25:16,640 --> 02:25:21,320
Speaker 3: down to the minor leagues, working for the Morristown Frackers

2815
02:25:22,800 --> 02:25:26,240
Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania, and I was I think it was only

2816
02:25:26,280 --> 02:25:27,520
Speaker 3: two seasons. Was funny.

2817
02:25:27,720 --> 02:25:31,200
Speaker 14: The scene with him a dude, that's that You remember

2818
02:25:31,240 --> 02:25:34,520
Speaker 14: that scene Joe Bugle Like they're just talking to him

2819
02:25:34,560 --> 02:25:36,879
Speaker 14: and he's like, why were you late? He says, Joe

2820
02:25:36,920 --> 02:25:39,760
Speaker 14: buck says to him, and Brockmeyer shoots back something about

2821
02:25:40,080 --> 02:25:43,120
Speaker 14: like having sex with his mother and he goes, my

2822
02:25:43,240 --> 02:25:45,840
Speaker 14: mother was my mother is dead and he goes, well,

2823
02:25:45,879 --> 02:25:47,280
Speaker 14: that would explain the lack of motion.

2824
02:25:48,879 --> 02:25:51,360
Speaker 3: Wow, oh it wasn't for four seasons. Oh, I didn't

2825
02:25:51,400 --> 02:25:55,880
Speaker 3: know that. I love that show. Brock Meyer. Josh is

2826
02:25:55,920 --> 02:25:59,840
Speaker 3: in Saint Louis. What's going on? Josh? Hey? You know

2827
02:26:00,200 --> 02:26:00,560
Speaker 3: you know me.

2828
02:26:00,680 --> 02:26:03,080
Speaker 25: I don't like to give advice, you know, cause do

2829
02:26:03,200 --> 02:26:04,080
Speaker 25: I know that about you?

2830
02:26:04,200 --> 02:26:04,360
Speaker 3: Jess?

2831
02:26:05,680 --> 02:26:07,720
Speaker 4: Yes, I know that for years, and.

2832
02:26:07,800 --> 02:26:10,279
Speaker 25: I don't like giving advice yea, because nobody listens.

2833
02:26:10,400 --> 02:26:12,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a little bit of advice.

2834
02:26:12,760 --> 02:26:14,920
Speaker 25: If your friend has a dog with a heart condition

2835
02:26:15,080 --> 02:26:17,120
Speaker 25: and they asked you to take care of it for

2836
02:26:17,360 --> 02:26:20,279
Speaker 25: two weeks and give it medicine, say.

2837
02:26:20,160 --> 02:26:21,760
Speaker 2: No, oh really.

2838
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:26,279
Speaker 25: I had a buddy that was running an ultra marathon

2839
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:29,240
Speaker 25: in Transylvania a few years ago. He was like, why

2840
02:26:29,240 --> 02:26:31,199
Speaker 25: don't you redo my bathroom while I'm gone?

2841
02:26:31,240 --> 02:26:33,360
Speaker 2: And I was like sure, and he's like, oh, but

2842
02:26:33,480 --> 02:26:35,560
Speaker 2: you got to give this dog a pill every day.

2843
02:26:36,600 --> 02:26:39,760
Speaker 18: Well, after four days of fighting that dog to try

2844
02:26:39,800 --> 02:26:42,120
Speaker 18: to get that stupid dog and take its pill, I

2845
02:26:42,240 --> 02:26:42,680
Speaker 18: gave up.

2846
02:26:43,240 --> 02:26:45,720
Speaker 25: And I'm good with dogs. I've got three giant dogs,

2847
02:26:45,800 --> 02:26:46,680
Speaker 25: and one of them I had.

2848
02:26:46,600 --> 02:26:49,360
Speaker 18: To came from being an attack dog to being a

2849
02:26:49,440 --> 02:26:51,680
Speaker 18: family dog. So I'm good with dogs, but this bigle

2850
02:26:51,720 --> 02:26:53,680
Speaker 18: would not take his pills.

2851
02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:54,760
Speaker 3: You didn't just put it.

2852
02:26:55,000 --> 02:26:55,600
Speaker 2: You didn't do that.

2853
02:26:56,000 --> 02:26:58,640
Speaker 3: You didn't do the pill pocket or the peanut butter

2854
02:26:58,720 --> 02:26:59,200
Speaker 3: on the roof of.

2855
02:26:59,200 --> 02:26:59,720
Speaker 2: The mouth thing.

2856
02:27:01,160 --> 02:27:05,240
Speaker 25: I did everything wow this dog, including laying on the

2857
02:27:05,320 --> 02:27:09,000
Speaker 25: floor with the dog waiting for that right moment where

2858
02:27:09,000 --> 02:27:10,760
Speaker 25: I could shove it down his throat. But then I

2859
02:27:10,840 --> 02:27:12,760
Speaker 25: got to where I was like, I might kill this poor.

2860
02:27:12,720 --> 02:27:13,600
Speaker 9: Dog just doing that.

2861
02:27:14,040 --> 02:27:16,280
Speaker 3: You know, did you ever think did you ever try

2862
02:27:16,320 --> 02:27:20,320
Speaker 3: to administer it rectully? Three times?

2863
02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:23,400
Speaker 2: And I think I was doing it wrong. I was

2864
02:27:23,480 --> 02:27:25,320
Speaker 2: holding the pill in my mouth. I think that might

2865
02:27:25,400 --> 02:27:25,640
Speaker 2: have been.

2866
02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:28,840
Speaker 3: I put the pill right in the tip and.

2867
02:27:30,879 --> 02:27:33,920
Speaker 2: Whoa, the dog dies.

2868
02:27:34,360 --> 02:27:35,160
Speaker 9: The dog dies.

2869
02:27:35,480 --> 02:27:37,800
Speaker 25: I picked him up, put him in a trash bag.

2870
02:27:37,720 --> 02:27:39,640
Speaker 9: And put him in my friend's freezer.

2871
02:27:39,800 --> 02:27:42,279
Speaker 3: The dog dies while your friend is overseas.

2872
02:27:43,920 --> 02:27:45,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's over in Transylvania.

2873
02:27:45,680 --> 02:27:46,080
Speaker 25: WHOA.

2874
02:27:46,920 --> 02:27:51,560
Speaker 18: Okay, I call his mom and say, hey, listen has

2875
02:27:51,840 --> 02:27:53,920
Speaker 18: Ultra marathon eighty miles.

2876
02:27:53,640 --> 02:27:55,920
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Anyway, I call his mom and

2877
02:27:56,040 --> 02:27:58,840
Speaker 2: let him know, Hey, James, dog died you.

2878
02:27:59,200 --> 02:28:00,560
Speaker 3: I don't know who's going to talk to.

2879
02:28:00,600 --> 02:28:02,360
Speaker 25: Him about this, but I don't want to talk to

2880
02:28:02,440 --> 02:28:02,880
Speaker 25: him about.

2881
02:28:04,280 --> 02:28:07,080
Speaker 18: Anyway, he got stuck in the second leg of that

2882
02:28:07,320 --> 02:28:10,720
Speaker 18: race at like mile sixty on top of a mountain

2883
02:28:10,760 --> 02:28:14,600
Speaker 18: in Romania and had to be helicoptered out of there,

2884
02:28:15,080 --> 02:28:17,440
Speaker 18: and then flew back to the States to find out

2885
02:28:17,520 --> 02:28:17,720
Speaker 18: that his.

2886
02:28:17,840 --> 02:28:19,039
Speaker 25: Dog was in a freezer.

2887
02:28:19,240 --> 02:28:21,480
Speaker 3: The whole time, the only thing that was keeping this

2888
02:28:21,680 --> 02:28:24,560
Speaker 3: guy alive was the thought of being reunited with his

2889
02:28:24,800 --> 02:28:31,480
Speaker 3: beloved pet. And Josh, Oh, I'm so sorry it is dead.

2890
02:28:33,080 --> 02:28:35,600
Speaker 25: I didn't realize two days of that dog not taking

2891
02:28:35,640 --> 02:28:39,359
Speaker 25: the pill it would immediately keel over. But anyway, and anyway,

2892
02:28:39,440 --> 02:28:42,320
Speaker 25: that went into my other thought. Stevie and I are

2893
02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:46,560
Speaker 25: thinking about when our German shepherd Doberman, our attack dog

2894
02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:50,000
Speaker 25: that turned good dog was thinking about having a taxidermy

2895
02:28:50,000 --> 02:28:51,360
Speaker 25: and I looked in there, it's like one hundred and

2896
02:28:51,440 --> 02:28:52,240
Speaker 25: sixty bucks.

2897
02:28:53,560 --> 02:28:55,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of people doing that. I mean,

2898
02:28:55,680 --> 02:28:58,320
Speaker 3: depending on how much how many resources people have, they

2899
02:28:58,320 --> 02:28:59,800
Speaker 3: can either go for the cloning or they could just

2900
02:28:59,840 --> 02:29:02,480
Speaker 3: go for the taxidermain but which is kind of passive cloning.

2901
02:29:02,600 --> 02:29:05,400
Speaker 3: But so, but you're very layer, Josh. What was the

2902
02:29:05,480 --> 02:29:07,440
Speaker 3: aftermath with your friendship with the guy?

2903
02:29:09,640 --> 02:29:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh, it was good.

2904
02:29:10,560 --> 02:29:13,800
Speaker 25: Him and I His friendship would end a few months

2905
02:29:13,920 --> 02:29:17,360
Speaker 25: later on a kayaking trip where he ran and hid

2906
02:29:17,440 --> 02:29:21,520
Speaker 25: in the hit on a barge on the Mississippi River

2907
02:29:21,800 --> 02:29:25,360
Speaker 25: because you know, I'm from Saint Louis and uh, because

2908
02:29:25,400 --> 02:29:28,480
Speaker 25: he was afraid of some dude that showed up wanting

2909
02:29:28,520 --> 02:29:32,400
Speaker 25: to talk to us, and he was just a coward.

2910
02:29:32,760 --> 02:29:35,600
Speaker 25: And when this dude whipped to the thing out in

2911
02:29:35,680 --> 02:29:38,080
Speaker 25: front of me and all this on his little john

2912
02:29:38,200 --> 02:29:41,520
Speaker 25: boat on the Mississippi River, and I turned around to

2913
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:44,440
Speaker 25: look for my buddy and he was hiding. And then

2914
02:29:44,480 --> 02:29:47,680
Speaker 25: when the guy left, Shane was like he came out

2915
02:29:47,720 --> 02:29:49,680
Speaker 25: of the cabin on the barge and was like, oh, hey,

2916
02:29:49,720 --> 02:29:50,280
Speaker 25: how's he going?

2917
02:29:50,560 --> 02:29:52,320
Speaker 3: And I'm like, bro, where have you been?

2918
02:29:53,160 --> 02:29:55,720
Speaker 2: And He's like, I was just in there looking. I'm like, dude,

2919
02:29:55,800 --> 02:29:56,440
Speaker 2: you were hiding.

2920
02:29:56,840 --> 02:29:59,120
Speaker 3: So the dead dog, I'm not talking a dead dog,

2921
02:29:59,200 --> 02:30:03,320
Speaker 3: didn't do it, but pirates on THESS Mighty Mississip got

2922
02:30:03,400 --> 02:30:06,760
Speaker 3: him all jammed up. Okay, well all right, well then

2923
02:30:06,879 --> 02:30:10,440
Speaker 3: you know what, Josh, I am gonna take your advice.

2924
02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:12,920
Speaker 3: I'm not going to dog sit a dog with a

2925
02:30:13,000 --> 02:30:16,320
Speaker 3: congenital heart defect. Thank you, Josh. There's a lot to unpacked.

2926
02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:19,840
Speaker 3: There there is who yanked it out? Was his friend

2927
02:30:19,959 --> 02:30:21,720
Speaker 3: or the guy that the guy on the boat and

2928
02:30:21,840 --> 02:30:24,440
Speaker 3: he said his friend went and hid just because the

2929
02:30:24,480 --> 02:30:25,680
Speaker 3: guy flashed them on the river.

2930
02:30:26,240 --> 02:30:28,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, I got I got lost in that. And you

2931
02:30:28,640 --> 02:30:30,880
Speaker 14: never tell your friend that you stopped giving the pills.

2932
02:30:30,920 --> 02:30:32,280
Speaker 14: You say, I don't like gaving the pills everything.

2933
02:30:32,320 --> 02:30:34,640
Speaker 3: I gave him the pills every day. No idea, what's

2934
02:30:34,640 --> 02:30:38,160
Speaker 3: wrong with you? Yes, let's go to Central Michigan shell Way.

2935
02:30:38,240 --> 02:30:42,199
Speaker 3: This is about forty five minutes west of Saginaw, Michigan.

2936
02:30:42,560 --> 02:30:47,760
Speaker 3: The sag Nasty and a ninety seven year old woman

2937
02:30:48,720 --> 02:30:53,959
Speaker 3: who was a former cheerleader at Meryll Community High School

2938
02:30:54,720 --> 02:30:59,360
Speaker 3: got to do it one last time. A ninety seven

2939
02:30:59,480 --> 02:31:05,400
Speaker 3: year old Illogene Dearing. Illogen is her name, I La

2940
02:31:06,240 --> 02:31:10,960
Speaker 3: g e n E. Illogene Dearing was a cheerleader at

2941
02:31:11,120 --> 02:31:16,120
Speaker 3: Merrill High School and some of the current cheerleaders at

2942
02:31:16,160 --> 02:31:21,520
Speaker 3: the school are girls who volunteer at Candlestone Assisted Living

2943
02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:27,440
Speaker 3: where she lives now. And she was literally on the

2944
02:31:27,560 --> 02:31:31,279
Speaker 3: first cheerleading team. She was the one that introduced cheerleading

2945
02:31:31,400 --> 02:31:33,720
Speaker 3: to her high school. That's how old she is. She's

2946
02:31:33,800 --> 02:31:38,800
Speaker 3: ninety seven. She created the first uniforms for the cheerleading

2947
02:31:38,840 --> 02:31:42,760
Speaker 3: squad at the school, and she's like all the other

2948
02:31:43,080 --> 02:31:45,280
Speaker 3: I'm just I don't know what she sounds like. All

2949
02:31:45,360 --> 02:31:47,920
Speaker 3: the other teams had cheerleaders in the schools and we didn't.

2950
02:31:48,000 --> 02:31:51,080
Speaker 3: So they had a lady sew them for her, and

2951
02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:54,400
Speaker 3: so they wanted to These girls wanted to make Illo

2952
02:31:54,480 --> 02:31:58,440
Speaker 3: Jean's dreams come true, and so they put her back

2953
02:31:58,520 --> 02:32:01,760
Speaker 3: in a cheer uniform and hoist her old ass up

2954
02:32:02,480 --> 02:32:06,160
Speaker 3: and so she could relive the glory days. If you're

2955
02:32:06,240 --> 02:32:08,200
Speaker 3: these girls, it's one of those things where it's a

2956
02:32:08,360 --> 02:32:10,879
Speaker 3: nice gesture, but you can't believe they took you up

2957
02:32:10,959 --> 02:32:13,840
Speaker 3: on it. And then you're like, oh no, like we

2958
02:32:13,959 --> 02:32:16,240
Speaker 3: can't drop this woman right.

2959
02:32:17,879 --> 02:32:18,600
Speaker 2: Just shatters.

2960
02:32:18,920 --> 02:32:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, be like if you threw a bag of pretzels

2961
02:32:22,040 --> 02:32:27,160
Speaker 3: off a balcony. So they get together and they try

2962
02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:28,840
Speaker 3: to make her dream come true.

2963
02:32:29,040 --> 02:32:30,600
Speaker 2: Old to stop doing what you love.

2964
02:32:30,720 --> 02:32:34,360
Speaker 26: That message rings especially true for one woman at Candlestone

2965
02:32:34,400 --> 02:32:35,040
Speaker 26: Assisted Living.

2966
02:32:35,120 --> 02:32:37,760
Speaker 3: Look at that they hoisted her up on their arms

2967
02:32:38,080 --> 02:32:42,600
Speaker 3: and she's up there. She's got the MHS cheerleading outfit

2968
02:32:42,720 --> 02:32:47,520
Speaker 3: on two teeth in her head and they're like, please

2969
02:32:47,680 --> 02:32:51,279
Speaker 3: don't drop this woman. Please Midland.

2970
02:32:51,720 --> 02:32:54,400
Speaker 26: We caught up with the senior cheerleader and a few

2971
02:32:54,480 --> 02:32:57,240
Speaker 26: of her new friends, giving old memories new life.

2972
02:33:01,080 --> 02:33:03,960
Speaker 2: Look at her, I mean, she's listen, she's ever been

2973
02:33:04,000 --> 02:33:04,600
Speaker 2: in ninety seven.

2974
02:33:06,680 --> 02:33:09,320
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for me, you girls would know, none

2975
02:33:09,320 --> 02:33:11,320
Speaker 3: of you would have been getting felt up under your sweater.

2976
02:33:12,879 --> 02:33:14,840
Speaker 3: You know how many fat fingers I had to take

2977
02:33:14,959 --> 02:33:18,000
Speaker 3: under the blachers to lay the ground work for you,

2978
02:33:22,040 --> 02:33:25,640
Speaker 3: these corn pone farm boys fumbling around.

2979
02:33:26,720 --> 02:33:30,400
Speaker 26: Ilojeen Doring she's ninety seven years young and a former MARYL.

2980
02:33:30,480 --> 02:33:31,359
Speaker 17: Vandal cheerleader.

2981
02:33:31,520 --> 02:33:34,440
Speaker 3: I wish they'd stop young with the old. She's ninety

2982
02:33:34,600 --> 02:33:39,560
Speaker 3: seven years young. She's ninety seven. It's fine, it's okay.

2983
02:33:39,920 --> 02:33:41,640
Speaker 26: But this week, with the help of the Meryl High

2984
02:33:41,640 --> 02:33:44,320
Speaker 26: School cheer team and coach Jenet Lazer, she was able

2985
02:33:44,360 --> 02:33:45,680
Speaker 26: to put her uniform back.

2986
02:33:45,600 --> 02:33:48,000
Speaker 17: On and even become a flyer for the day.

2987
02:33:49,320 --> 02:33:53,240
Speaker 15: And we're like, really, she just went yeah, she got

2988
02:33:53,320 --> 02:33:56,120
Speaker 15: rid up there and stood right up and it was awesome.

2989
02:33:56,800 --> 02:33:59,240
Speaker 26: Ilogeen was a member of the school's very first.

2990
02:33:59,080 --> 02:34:01,000
Speaker 3: They have to pretend they're not terrified by the way

2991
02:34:01,040 --> 02:34:02,640
Speaker 3: we have. This old woman even.

2992
02:34:02,440 --> 02:34:04,520
Speaker 26: Even helped create the first uniforms.

2993
02:34:04,959 --> 02:34:09,000
Speaker 10: I just just felt bad that Meryl High School didn't

2994
02:34:09,120 --> 02:34:11,760
Speaker 10: have a cheerleaders when all the other schools had them.

2995
02:34:13,080 --> 02:34:15,279
Speaker 2: So we Wow, look at that grill.

2996
02:34:15,720 --> 02:34:18,760
Speaker 3: I mean, those teeth, what few she has left are

2997
02:34:18,879 --> 02:34:23,200
Speaker 3: running away from each other. Wow. Now, if only she'd

2998
02:34:23,280 --> 02:34:25,880
Speaker 3: had that few teeth when she was a cheerleader, she

2999
02:34:26,000 --> 02:34:29,040
Speaker 3: probably would have been a lot more popular. But you know,

3000
02:34:29,520 --> 02:34:32,080
Speaker 3: youth is wasted on the young something about it.

3001
02:34:32,400 --> 02:34:35,480
Speaker 10: We had a hard time finding orange material to make

3002
02:34:35,560 --> 02:34:37,760
Speaker 10: her uniforms. We had a lady.

3003
02:34:37,840 --> 02:34:43,840
Speaker 3: That's sodom for us. Look at those modest, first generation

3004
02:34:44,120 --> 02:34:48,640
Speaker 3: cheerleading outfits. They're dressed like the von Trapp family, and

3005
02:34:48,720 --> 02:34:52,199
Speaker 3: they're out. They're doing their sis boom ba at Meryll

3006
02:34:52,360 --> 02:34:57,600
Speaker 3: High School in Central Michigan. The visit a complete surprise, dilogen,

3007
02:34:57,840 --> 02:34:59,520
Speaker 3: but a delight to be a part of wh.

3008
02:35:01,120 --> 02:35:02,080
Speaker 5: No, not at all.

3009
02:35:02,360 --> 02:35:04,960
Speaker 3: No, I just trusted them to do it. I'm not

3010
02:35:05,160 --> 02:35:09,280
Speaker 3: expecting to wake up. I sure wasn't expecting to be

3011
02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:12,800
Speaker 3: back in my cheerleader outfit. Were being hoisted.

3012
02:35:13,320 --> 02:35:16,040
Speaker 14: We took grandpa's leader hosing then turned it into our

3013
02:35:16,200 --> 02:35:17,680
Speaker 14: first cheerleading outfit.

3014
02:35:17,879 --> 02:35:20,080
Speaker 3: He put it over his face when he robbed his

3015
02:35:20,240 --> 02:35:20,879
Speaker 3: first bank.

3016
02:35:23,080 --> 02:35:23,840
Speaker 10: There were they wanted.

3017
02:35:25,000 --> 02:35:27,360
Speaker 3: I was embarrassed all the attention.

3018
02:35:28,000 --> 02:35:30,760
Speaker 27: We'd asked her if she remembered any cheers from when

3019
02:35:30,800 --> 02:35:32,960
Speaker 27: she was in school, and we were figuring, and it

3020
02:35:33,080 --> 02:35:37,920
Speaker 27: was probably eighty four eighty five years ago, and she

3021
02:35:38,200 --> 02:35:40,160
Speaker 27: was right on top of it, and she said yes.

3022
02:35:40,440 --> 02:35:42,640
Speaker 17: When we walked in the door, she was already cheering.

3023
02:35:42,760 --> 02:35:44,680
Speaker 3: Before we could even start cheering.

3024
02:35:44,800 --> 02:35:45,480
Speaker 10: She was ready to go.

3025
02:35:46,480 --> 02:35:51,640
Speaker 3: Okay, God, imagine those first cheers. Right beat that team

3026
02:35:54,160 --> 02:35:56,119
Speaker 3: like you beat us on dates.

3027
02:35:58,600 --> 02:35:59,160
Speaker 25: Higher than us.

3028
02:35:59,200 --> 02:35:59,920
Speaker 17: She probably ran.

3029
02:36:02,560 --> 02:36:04,440
Speaker 3: You need some little Ela Jean signs.

3030
02:36:05,000 --> 02:36:07,280
Speaker 26: All of our residents held these in the audience so

3031
02:36:07,320 --> 02:36:09,040
Speaker 26: that they could cheer for Ela Geen while she was

3032
02:36:09,160 --> 02:36:09,640
Speaker 26: up cheering.

3033
02:36:09,879 --> 02:36:12,200
Speaker 3: It was heartwarming. It was so fun to watch her up.

3034
02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:13,119
Speaker 2: There and see her smile.

3035
02:36:13,959 --> 02:36:15,960
Speaker 3: Can't measure if her family runs in and like, oh

3036
02:36:16,000 --> 02:36:19,160
Speaker 3: my god, please stop. She she just she can't. She

3037
02:36:19,280 --> 02:36:22,960
Speaker 3: can't do anything strenuous. She can't have any This is

3038
02:36:23,120 --> 02:36:26,119
Speaker 3: too strenuous for her. She's ninety seven.

3039
02:36:26,760 --> 02:36:28,800
Speaker 26: Taught the girls, if you cheers, they planned to use

3040
02:36:29,280 --> 02:36:30,959
Speaker 26: what was your favorite.

3041
02:36:30,640 --> 02:36:31,320
Speaker 2: Cheer to do?

3042
02:36:31,879 --> 02:36:35,199
Speaker 3: Come on, team fight, Come on, team fight. When I left,

3043
02:36:35,280 --> 02:36:36,800
Speaker 3: she said, come on, team Fight.

3044
02:36:36,959 --> 02:36:37,320
Speaker 2: That's the thing.

3045
02:36:37,400 --> 02:36:38,360
Speaker 3: Come on, team fight.

3046
02:36:39,680 --> 02:36:41,640
Speaker 17: Without me, you wouldn't have Meryl cheer.

3047
02:36:41,760 --> 02:36:43,840
Speaker 3: And see that she actually said it. I was just

3048
02:36:43,959 --> 02:36:45,840
Speaker 3: making it up. Without me, you wouldn't have cheering. You

3049
02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:50,320
Speaker 3: Darrols would be getting felt up. Fight her teachers, not

3050
02:36:50,400 --> 02:36:51,200
Speaker 3: football players.

3051
02:36:51,400 --> 02:36:54,040
Speaker 15: We took to get that started. And she's allowed me

3052
02:36:54,400 --> 02:36:57,680
Speaker 15: to come in after her. A foundation that she built

3053
02:36:58,480 --> 02:37:02,000
Speaker 15: and her pun rolls. They built this program and I

3054
02:37:02,120 --> 02:37:05,680
Speaker 15: get to come in behind her and mentor girls all

3055
02:37:05,720 --> 02:37:05,959
Speaker 15: the time.

3056
02:37:06,080 --> 02:37:06,760
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

3057
02:37:06,800 --> 02:37:09,240
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if they'd hoisted this old video and

3058
02:37:09,360 --> 02:37:12,520
Speaker 3: she like peed all over the desk right like on there.

3059
02:37:12,560 --> 02:37:13,800
Speaker 2: He like when you pick up a.

3060
02:37:13,840 --> 02:37:16,360
Speaker 3: Frog and it immediately just you know, to make sure

3061
02:37:16,440 --> 02:37:19,920
Speaker 3: she had a fresh diaper. Oh god, oh, oh my god,

3062
02:37:19,959 --> 02:37:24,160
Speaker 3: it's all coming loose. Please quit me down, Please hope

3063
02:37:24,200 --> 02:37:26,840
Speaker 3: for the numb of God. Do you care for what

3064
02:37:26,959 --> 02:37:30,560
Speaker 3: you wish for Eila Jean you just might get it. Well.

3065
02:37:30,720 --> 02:37:34,640
Speaker 3: Congratulations to her, And what a great, great heartwarming story

3066
02:37:34,720 --> 02:37:39,400
Speaker 3: there out of Meryll, Michigan, west of Saginaw. Right there

3067
02:37:39,440 --> 02:37:44,120
Speaker 3: in the middle of the middle of the fight, Team Fight, Fight,

3068
02:37:44,240 --> 02:37:48,200
Speaker 3: Team Fight. It was so old that cheers didn't even

3069
02:37:48,320 --> 02:37:54,120
Speaker 3: exist yet. Nope, take them up out of whole cloth,

3070
02:37:54,360 --> 02:37:59,040
Speaker 3: just like the uniforms. Yeah, we had so many buckles.

3071
02:37:59,120 --> 02:38:03,520
Speaker 3: The boys couldn't get underneath our skirts under the bleachers.

3072
02:38:03,720 --> 02:38:09,120
Speaker 3: Were the first cheerleaders to show any skin. Yes, first

3073
02:38:09,200 --> 02:38:11,200
Speaker 3: boy that put his hand under there. I thought that

3074
02:38:11,320 --> 02:38:16,920
Speaker 3: meant that we were married. I waited to become pregnant

3075
02:38:16,959 --> 02:38:19,280
Speaker 3: after that, and I would fight team fight.

3076
02:38:20,680 --> 02:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Oh what a what a heartwarming story. I love it.

3077
02:38:24,959 --> 02:38:28,680
Speaker 3: I can't get enough of that. Clearly they don't have

3078
02:38:28,760 --> 02:38:32,920
Speaker 3: a dentist there at the at the convalescent home where

3079
02:38:32,959 --> 02:38:35,800
Speaker 3: they went and found her. But I think it's nice.

3080
02:38:36,520 --> 02:38:38,000
Speaker 3: That's called paying it forward.

3081
02:38:38,440 --> 02:38:43,279
Speaker 28: Eight five years ago she started the cheerleader. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

3082
02:38:43,160 --> 02:38:45,840
Speaker 3: They were just putting the last brick in the high school.

3083
02:38:48,320 --> 02:38:51,080
Speaker 3: Jesus lady, we haven't even started teaching classes here yet, right.

3084
02:38:51,160 --> 02:38:52,960
Speaker 28: Well, she didn't even have the right to vote for

3085
02:38:53,000 --> 02:38:57,760
Speaker 28: another show. Oh my god, yeah, holy cow.

3086
02:38:57,959 --> 02:39:04,360
Speaker 3: This was before suffrage. This boomba fight team fight is

3087
02:39:04,400 --> 02:39:07,039
Speaker 3: all we came up with. We put our heads together

3088
02:39:07,120 --> 02:39:10,480
Speaker 3: and that's all we had was fight team fight, And

3089
02:39:10,600 --> 02:39:14,520
Speaker 3: boy did they fight. They fought over us, and then

3090
02:39:14,560 --> 02:39:17,280
Speaker 3: they fought us. Then they fought us trying to undo

3091
02:39:17,360 --> 02:39:17,960
Speaker 3: our buckles.

3092
02:39:19,720 --> 02:39:22,160
Speaker 2: The Allen Cox Show on one.

3093
02:39:25,680 --> 02:39:28,320
Speaker 8: Double UMMS, Cleveland.

3094
02:39:28,240 --> 02:39:29,800
Speaker 2: An iHeartRadio station.

3095
02:39:31,120 --> 02:39:34,119
Speaker 3: Let's not pretend any of this makes SI.

3096
02:39:34,680 --> 02:39:37,080
Speaker 2: I don't understand any of this. It's the Alley Cock

3097
02:39:37,160 --> 02:39:38,400
Speaker 2: Show on the buzzard.

3098
02:39:40,120 --> 02:39:42,680
Speaker 3: Speaking of which I was reading that the term butt

3099
02:39:42,760 --> 02:39:47,280
Speaker 3: load is an actual measurement. I always thought about it

3100
02:39:47,360 --> 02:39:48,520
Speaker 3: was about five millileaters.

3101
02:39:51,440 --> 02:39:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's but it's not.

3102
02:39:56,840 --> 02:39:59,920
Speaker 3: It's an actual it's it's meant to mean a large

3103
02:40:00,080 --> 02:40:03,480
Speaker 3: amount of something. But it comes from the old English.

3104
02:40:03,560 --> 02:40:05,480
Speaker 3: There was an old tiny you.

3105
02:40:08,040 --> 02:40:08,320
Speaker 2: There was.

3106
02:40:08,480 --> 02:40:13,760
Speaker 3: There was an old tiny unit of measurement called a butt,

3107
02:40:15,120 --> 02:40:18,720
Speaker 3: which referred to large casks of wine or of other

3108
02:40:18,920 --> 02:40:21,480
Speaker 3: you know, things that were at storing liquids, your wines,

3109
02:40:21,560 --> 02:40:25,400
Speaker 3: your ales, and'd say go out there and tap that butt.

3110
02:40:26,760 --> 02:40:30,600
Speaker 3: I'm I'm just reading this. I am I'm thirsty. A

3111
02:40:30,760 --> 02:40:33,200
Speaker 3: butt back in the day could hold about one hundred

3112
02:40:33,240 --> 02:40:39,759
Speaker 3: twenty six gallons or four hundred and seventy seven liters sou.

3113
02:40:40,000 --> 02:40:42,920
Speaker 3: The etymology of it is that a butt load would

3114
02:40:42,959 --> 02:40:45,480
Speaker 3: refer to the volume of liquid that fits into a

3115
02:40:45,600 --> 02:40:48,920
Speaker 3: butt cask. Those of you who are probably home brewers

3116
02:40:49,440 --> 02:40:53,800
Speaker 3: or maybe if you are well versed in how spirits

3117
02:40:53,840 --> 02:40:55,800
Speaker 3: are made in store, you probably know this.

3118
02:40:56,040 --> 02:40:56,640
Speaker 2: I didn't know this.

3119
02:40:57,160 --> 02:40:59,640
Speaker 3: I didn't know that a butt load was one hundred

3120
02:40:59,640 --> 02:41:03,039
Speaker 3: and twenty gallons. I'd never heard that before.

3121
02:41:04,040 --> 02:41:04,920
Speaker 2: But that's what it is.

3122
02:41:05,040 --> 02:41:09,680
Speaker 3: If you go back to that load. Of course, today

3123
02:41:09,760 --> 02:41:13,560
Speaker 3: it's just laying. Somebody go, I got a buttload of whatever. Now,

3124
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:16,000
Speaker 3: if you opt for ass load, I don't know that

3125
02:41:16,120 --> 02:41:20,240
Speaker 3: that's anything, but butt load is, in fact something.

3126
02:41:22,720 --> 02:41:23,400
Speaker 2: If you say.

3127
02:41:25,200 --> 02:41:31,600
Speaker 3: Gazun tite, pardon me, if you refer to something, you

3128
02:41:31,720 --> 02:41:34,959
Speaker 3: got a shripload of something. I think that's the one

3129
02:41:35,000 --> 02:41:37,240
Speaker 3: that most of us default to. I couldn't title last

3130
02:41:37,280 --> 02:41:44,520
Speaker 3: time I said butt load, but there it is. Do

3131
02:41:45,800 --> 02:41:52,600
Speaker 3: do butts have bunge holes? Rob? You know? Now you're

3132
02:41:52,640 --> 02:41:55,760
Speaker 3: getting into an area that's uh you and Jerry Jones,

3133
02:41:55,840 --> 02:41:56,680
Speaker 3: is that what you're talking about?

3134
02:41:57,480 --> 02:41:57,800
Speaker 9: Holes?

3135
02:41:57,920 --> 02:42:02,120
Speaker 2: Bung hole is the whole cask, right it is? That's right?

3136
02:42:02,879 --> 02:42:05,920
Speaker 3: So I'm guessing that's where they that that's where they

3137
02:42:06,080 --> 02:42:08,280
Speaker 3: that's the whole that they bore into it so they

3138
02:42:08,320 --> 02:42:10,640
Speaker 3: can put the uh to get stuff out or put

3139
02:42:10,720 --> 02:42:12,720
Speaker 3: stuff in. Yeah, So would that be a bung hole

3140
02:42:12,879 --> 02:42:16,600
Speaker 3: or a butthole. Well, it's still called the bung it

3141
02:42:16,640 --> 02:42:20,160
Speaker 3: would be the bung of the butt cask, right, the

3142
02:42:20,280 --> 02:42:23,920
Speaker 3: bung hole of the butt. Who knew that Old English

3143
02:42:24,000 --> 02:42:30,560
Speaker 3: people were so laser focused on this stuff, although we've

3144
02:42:30,640 --> 02:42:32,560
Speaker 3: taken it to mean other things, right, But I mean

3145
02:42:32,840 --> 02:42:36,240
Speaker 3: it's that's what all these are called. I didn't know

3146
02:42:36,320 --> 02:42:38,440
Speaker 3: that learning something new every day can.

3147
02:42:38,480 --> 02:42:39,720
Speaker 13: Take me, But you're kind of take me.

3148
02:42:39,800 --> 02:42:46,720
Speaker 3: Boohold me be a butt plug potentially too, I would, Yeah,

3149
02:42:46,800 --> 02:42:52,600
Speaker 3: that's right, so we can all chuckle and have a

3150
02:42:52,680 --> 02:42:56,240
Speaker 3: guff heart and hoot and holler over these things. But

3151
02:42:57,320 --> 02:43:01,080
Speaker 3: it's interesting information to me that a butt load. If

3152
02:43:01,120 --> 02:43:03,760
Speaker 3: you're using that as slang, just be aware it's a

3153
02:43:03,840 --> 02:43:06,640
Speaker 3: real thing. You kind of like your slang. I don't

3154
02:43:06,640 --> 02:43:08,160
Speaker 3: know by you, but I like my slang to kind

3155
02:43:08,200 --> 02:43:11,959
Speaker 3: of operate independently of real life. I mean, there's obviously

3156
02:43:12,000 --> 02:43:13,560
Speaker 3: a kernel of truth, but or nobody know what you

3157
02:43:13,600 --> 02:43:16,440
Speaker 3: were talking about. But if I'm like, hey, I've got

3158
02:43:16,520 --> 02:43:23,240
Speaker 3: a butt load of butt casks, that's very meta. Ellen,

3159
02:43:23,320 --> 02:43:27,760
Speaker 3: what's the conversion rate from butt load to astn This

3160
02:43:27,959 --> 02:43:30,040
Speaker 3: is where you get into weird stuff. I don't know,

3161
02:43:32,040 --> 02:43:36,480
Speaker 3: sound familiar. Call the Law Offices of Lindy Kornhi have

3162
02:43:36,600 --> 02:43:40,320
Speaker 3: worked as a busser at a restaurant and her supervisor

3163
02:43:40,480 --> 02:43:42,320
Speaker 3: groped her breast while.

3164
02:43:42,200 --> 02:43:45,680
Speaker 17: The general manager looked on and did nothing. Does this

3165
02:43:45,840 --> 02:43:46,680
Speaker 17: sound familiar?

3166
02:43:47,240 --> 02:43:49,439
Speaker 2: If so, call the law office.

3167
02:43:49,160 --> 02:43:54,640
Speaker 3: Of Lindy corn Mm hmm, allan, Is there any way

3168
02:43:54,680 --> 02:43:56,480
Speaker 3: to know what it would sound like if a really

3169
02:43:56,600 --> 02:43:59,560
Speaker 3: old person was trying to order a buttload of something

3170
02:43:59,680 --> 02:44:03,040
Speaker 3: over a radio with some static. See now you're really

3171
02:44:03,280 --> 02:44:09,560
Speaker 3: you're jingaing me here? Specific M how much is an

3172
02:44:09,720 --> 02:44:10,120
Speaker 3: f ton?

3173
02:44:10,480 --> 02:44:10,640
Speaker 6: Well?

3174
02:44:10,720 --> 02:44:13,600
Speaker 3: This is what people are asking. I don't I don't know,

3175
02:44:14,800 --> 02:44:19,560
Speaker 3: just know that. But is shrimp load is usually the

3176
02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:22,440
Speaker 3: one I used? It's a lot, That's the one my

3177
02:44:22,600 --> 02:44:24,920
Speaker 3: go to. Hey, we mentioned this a couple of weeks ago,

3178
02:44:25,040 --> 02:44:27,160
Speaker 3: and I had never gotten to I've only seen him

3179
02:44:27,200 --> 02:44:30,200
Speaker 3: in real life, a young man named Hayden Grove, which

3180
02:44:30,240 --> 02:44:33,000
Speaker 3: sounds like a beautiful place to live. But it is

3181
02:44:33,080 --> 02:44:39,240
Speaker 3: a guy who I met briefly when I was volunteering

3182
02:44:39,440 --> 02:44:42,720
Speaker 3: as a bartender at a charity event a couple of

3183
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:45,880
Speaker 3: summers ago, and he was the entertainment. He's like an

3184
02:44:45,959 --> 02:44:50,040
Speaker 3: old school crooner. He's a young dude and he was

3185
02:44:50,080 --> 02:44:52,560
Speaker 3: over there at He was over there at Cleveland dot

3186
02:44:52,640 --> 02:44:55,280
Speaker 3: com right. He was like their social media producer and

3187
02:44:55,400 --> 02:44:57,400
Speaker 3: did some stuff for them. Good looking dude, great voice.

3188
02:44:57,720 --> 02:45:00,160
Speaker 3: Apparently he was on that show, The Voice. I think

3189
02:45:00,160 --> 02:45:04,600
Speaker 3: that's what we mentioned the time he was eliminated last night.

3190
02:45:06,000 --> 02:45:08,440
Speaker 3: But once you're on one of these shows, that's kind

3191
02:45:08,440 --> 02:45:11,760
Speaker 3: of your springboard, right, you don't have to be the

3192
02:45:11,840 --> 02:45:15,039
Speaker 3: person who wins the show. Most people you know from

3193
02:45:15,040 --> 02:45:18,480
Speaker 3: American Idol these other shows, they weren't the winners. It

3194
02:45:18,520 --> 02:45:21,600
Speaker 3: seems like the winners have a worse time. Anybody heard

3195
02:45:21,640 --> 02:45:24,720
Speaker 3: from Reuben Stuttard recently. I know there's a long time ago,

3196
02:45:24,800 --> 02:45:27,760
Speaker 3: I mean, but I don't have I only watched American

3197
02:45:27,800 --> 02:45:30,840
Speaker 3: Idol in the first four or five seasons. Where's Sanjaya

3198
02:45:31,000 --> 02:45:34,440
Speaker 3: these days? What about William Hung Those weren't people who won,

3199
02:45:34,840 --> 02:45:39,080
Speaker 3: but those were people who took America by storm. And

3200
02:45:39,200 --> 02:45:41,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's what Hayden Grove did, but

3201
02:45:41,200 --> 02:45:44,520
Speaker 3: he was good enough on this show where Adam Levine

3202
02:45:45,040 --> 02:45:47,000
Speaker 3: is one of the judges put him on his team.

3203
02:45:47,800 --> 02:45:49,800
Speaker 3: But the article I was reading is that Hayden Grove

3204
02:45:49,879 --> 02:45:52,440
Speaker 3: was eliminated from the Voice last night. But again, this

3205
02:45:52,600 --> 02:45:55,240
Speaker 3: is a great jumping off point because once you're on television,

3206
02:45:55,440 --> 02:45:59,520
Speaker 3: then you become so and so from TV's the voice.

3207
02:46:02,280 --> 02:46:02,480
Speaker 10: You know.

3208
02:46:03,040 --> 02:46:06,520
Speaker 3: The only person I can think of who won and

3209
02:46:06,680 --> 02:46:08,640
Speaker 3: is a big deal as Kelly Clarkson. And that was

3210
02:46:08,720 --> 02:46:11,920
Speaker 3: the first season of American Idol. I don't know if Carrie.

3211
02:46:12,160 --> 02:46:15,800
Speaker 3: I think Kerry Underwood won as well. Yeah, but a

3212
02:46:15,920 --> 02:46:22,560
Speaker 3: lot of other people, you know, Reuben stuttered one and

3213
02:46:22,640 --> 02:46:25,080
Speaker 3: then Clay Aiken was the guy, you know, but he

3214
02:46:25,240 --> 02:46:27,320
Speaker 3: was the dude that got all the attention, was Clay Aiken.

3215
02:46:28,840 --> 02:46:30,959
Speaker 3: And but over the years there have been people who

3216
02:46:31,000 --> 02:46:32,920
Speaker 3: have won those kinds of shows and you really don't

3217
02:46:32,959 --> 02:46:37,160
Speaker 3: hear much from them because the show itself was kind

3218
02:46:37,280 --> 02:46:40,880
Speaker 3: of they were in kind of a microcosm there that

3219
02:46:41,080 --> 02:46:42,320
Speaker 3: worked for what they did.

3220
02:46:42,400 --> 02:46:43,120
Speaker 2: But they get out there.

3221
02:46:43,320 --> 02:46:47,360
Speaker 3: Chris Daughtry, he's opening up for Disturbed in a couple

3222
02:46:47,400 --> 02:46:51,320
Speaker 3: of weeks. He didn't win American Idol. He was like

3223
02:46:51,560 --> 02:46:54,000
Speaker 3: fifth or sixth I think back in the day, and

3224
02:46:54,120 --> 02:46:56,680
Speaker 3: he's been doing fine. He's not a career ever since.

3225
02:46:57,240 --> 02:46:58,920
Speaker 3: I mean, he was one of the rare rock guys

3226
02:46:59,800 --> 02:47:03,360
Speaker 3: in that genre of that television show. But worked out

3227
02:47:03,360 --> 02:47:06,280
Speaker 3: for him anyway, Hayden Grove, who is a very talented guy.

3228
02:47:07,520 --> 02:47:09,440
Speaker 3: Not on the voice anymore, but I imagine that he'll

3229
02:47:09,440 --> 02:47:14,040
Speaker 3: be doing all kinds of amazing things because very talented dude. Yeah,

3230
02:47:14,080 --> 02:47:16,400
Speaker 3: Michael boob Ley really liked him. So that was like

3231
02:47:16,480 --> 02:47:20,960
Speaker 3: the he said kat he said boob. Did you hear

3232
02:47:21,040 --> 02:47:21,480
Speaker 3: him saying that?

3233
02:47:21,600 --> 02:47:26,800
Speaker 2: Anyway? Oh my god, boob and lay ah boob.

3234
02:47:28,200 --> 02:47:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah and lay he said boob and lay. Yeah. That's funny.

3235
02:47:35,160 --> 02:47:40,320
Speaker 3: Oh man, mister boob, that's me b doubb boob.

3236
02:47:41,360 --> 02:47:41,720
Speaker 2: Anyway.

3237
02:47:42,280 --> 02:47:47,720
Speaker 3: In other local celebrity news, you know what, everybody's making

3238
02:47:47,840 --> 02:47:51,360
Speaker 3: the same joke, but it's worth it. It's another happy

3239
02:47:51,600 --> 02:47:58,440
Speaker 3: ending for Deshaun Watson, who's now engaged to his girlfriend.

3240
02:47:58,640 --> 02:48:02,040
Speaker 3: He gave her, what the saying is a two million

3241
02:48:02,240 --> 02:48:08,879
Speaker 3: dollar engagement ring. A woman named Jilly Careful a nays.

3242
02:48:10,160 --> 02:48:10,880
Speaker 2: On Nis.

3243
02:48:12,680 --> 02:48:19,560
Speaker 3: Jilly someone is Deshaun Watson's longtime girlfriend. You want to

3244
02:48:19,600 --> 02:48:22,320
Speaker 3: talk about a ride or die now? When your man

3245
02:48:22,440 --> 02:48:26,880
Speaker 3: is making that kind of money, there's no way that

3246
02:48:27,000 --> 02:48:31,640
Speaker 3: you're gonna bail because, first off, you don't believe all

3247
02:48:31,720 --> 02:48:35,120
Speaker 3: these other trifling hoes anyway, you don't believe what they're

3248
02:48:35,120 --> 02:48:40,560
Speaker 3: saying they're trying to bring down your man, and so

3249
02:48:41,800 --> 02:48:44,320
Speaker 3: maybe he just wanted to clear all the legal stuff

3250
02:48:44,400 --> 02:48:53,280
Speaker 3: before he before he wiped her up. But Deshaun Watson jeweler,

3251
02:48:53,360 --> 02:48:55,640
Speaker 3: said that the rock that he gave her is called

3252
02:48:55,800 --> 02:49:01,640
Speaker 3: the Glory Treasure and it's over tweedy carrots of diamonds,

3253
02:49:02,080 --> 02:49:08,800
Speaker 3: diamonds twenty cats of diamonds, and Deshaun Watson's now fiance.

3254
02:49:10,320 --> 02:49:10,720
Speaker 2: Has it.

3255
02:49:12,840 --> 02:49:17,880
Speaker 3: The ring features eighteen carrot white gold. I don't know

3256
02:49:18,080 --> 02:49:22,320
Speaker 3: if it was I don't know if it was a

3257
02:49:23,600 --> 02:49:28,400
Speaker 3: psychosomatic response. Someone's called psychosomatic when your mind and your

3258
02:49:28,480 --> 02:49:31,640
Speaker 3: brain are working in conjunction with something where there are

3259
02:49:31,680 --> 02:49:35,240
Speaker 3: odds a psychosomatic reaction. I'm trying to say that the

3260
02:49:35,280 --> 02:49:38,480
Speaker 3: first time I got married, our wedding rings were in

3261
02:49:38,640 --> 02:49:42,040
Speaker 3: white gold, and it turned out that I had a

3262
02:49:42,280 --> 02:49:46,199
Speaker 3: violent allergic reaction to white gold to the point where

3263
02:49:46,520 --> 02:49:51,440
Speaker 3: my ring finger where the ring was was constantly irritated.

3264
02:49:52,200 --> 02:49:55,000
Speaker 3: That's putting it mildly. And so at the time I

3265
02:49:55,120 --> 02:49:57,000
Speaker 3: was like, well, this doesn't bode well. I'm not a

3266
02:49:57,080 --> 02:49:58,760
Speaker 3: believer in that kind of stuff. I was like, this

3267
02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:02,720
Speaker 3: might not bode well. Of course, ultimately it didn't. But

3268
02:50:02,800 --> 02:50:04,400
Speaker 3: I don't know that one has anything to do with

3269
02:50:04,440 --> 02:50:06,280
Speaker 3: the other. So I hope that he checked with his

3270
02:50:06,400 --> 02:50:11,880
Speaker 3: woman if she had a possible allergy to white gold.

3271
02:50:13,760 --> 02:50:16,320
Speaker 3: He and his girl, they say, worked for seven months

3272
02:50:17,200 --> 02:50:20,680
Speaker 3: to create the perfect ring. I have to imagine that

3273
02:50:21,160 --> 02:50:25,120
Speaker 3: you give her carte blanche, right, yes, honey, let's pick

3274
02:50:25,200 --> 02:50:32,200
Speaker 3: out your ring. And she goes, well, it's a two

3275
02:50:32,320 --> 02:50:35,440
Speaker 3: point five million dollars and he's like, that's walking around

3276
02:50:35,560 --> 02:50:40,640
Speaker 3: money for me. That's settlement money for me, honey. So

3277
02:50:41,200 --> 02:50:47,920
Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson is sorry, ladies. He's spoken for sounds like

3278
02:50:47,959 --> 02:50:50,720
Speaker 3: he has been for a while. But you know, so

3279
02:50:50,800 --> 02:50:53,400
Speaker 3: I wonder if she I wonder if she roped him

3280
02:50:53,480 --> 02:50:58,720
Speaker 3: in Texas or oh, I'm sure you think so. Yeah, Well,

3281
02:50:58,800 --> 02:51:02,160
Speaker 3: there you go. They referred to her as a cookbook

3282
02:51:02,240 --> 02:51:06,160
Speaker 3: author and singer. They've been together since twenty nineteen.

3283
02:51:06,600 --> 02:51:07,200
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.

3284
02:51:07,440 --> 02:51:09,640
Speaker 3: When he was with the Houston Texans and he hit

3285
02:51:09,680 --> 02:51:14,360
Speaker 3: her up in the DMS. Hey good for him, man, listen,

3286
02:51:14,760 --> 02:51:19,720
Speaker 3: you gotta shoot your shot. That's cat be creative or

3287
02:51:19,879 --> 02:51:24,840
Speaker 3: the serbian queen on Instagram. Of course, she does have

3288
02:51:24,879 --> 02:51:28,440
Speaker 3: a long distance boyfriend with whom we briefly facetimed yesterday.

3289
02:51:29,120 --> 02:51:31,040
Speaker 3: Had you woken him from a nap? What was he

3290
02:51:31,120 --> 02:51:33,400
Speaker 3: in the middle of when you just kind of ran

3291
02:51:33,520 --> 02:51:36,600
Speaker 3: up and said, Hey, we're facetiming with my boyfriend.

3292
02:51:36,959 --> 02:51:39,720
Speaker 22: I'm not sure, but granted it was such high energy

3293
02:51:39,800 --> 02:51:41,840
Speaker 22: at the Clevelander, so I'm sure it was a whirlwind.

3294
02:51:43,400 --> 02:51:46,360
Speaker 3: It really was. It really was. Oh honey, look at you.

3295
02:51:47,080 --> 02:51:47,959
Speaker 3: You're running around.

3296
02:51:48,120 --> 02:51:48,280
Speaker 25: Now.

3297
02:51:48,520 --> 02:51:51,760
Speaker 3: How many people did you kind of walk around the

3298
02:51:51,800 --> 02:51:54,199
Speaker 3: bar and show him or did you do it specifically

3299
02:51:54,240 --> 02:51:59,520
Speaker 3: to put me in around? Yeah? Okay, all right, said, hey,

3300
02:51:59,560 --> 02:52:03,480
Speaker 3: this is that in ros Who who those guys I

3301
02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:03,880
Speaker 3: work with?

3302
02:52:04,520 --> 02:52:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where the radio station?

3303
02:52:07,080 --> 02:52:07,120
Speaker 13: What?

3304
02:52:07,480 --> 02:52:10,040
Speaker 3: Honey? You told me you were doing pampered chef parties.

3305
02:52:10,080 --> 02:52:12,080
Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never

3306
02:52:12,160 --> 02:52:15,360
Speaker 3: heard of this. I thought you were going door to

3307
02:52:15,480 --> 02:52:23,400
Speaker 3: door selling fuller brush. Speaking of the Browns, the rock

3308
02:52:23,480 --> 02:52:27,720
Speaker 3: band Journey back to Cleveland, boy, they are really trying

3309
02:52:27,760 --> 02:52:30,720
Speaker 3: to keep seasoned ticket holders happy. I don't know if

3310
02:52:30,840 --> 02:52:33,440
Speaker 3: Journey's gonna do it with no disrespect to them, but

3311
02:52:35,560 --> 02:52:38,600
Speaker 3: miss is, by the way, low key the most slept

3312
02:52:38,680 --> 02:52:41,640
Speaker 3: on Journey song I'll be all right without You. The

3313
02:52:41,760 --> 02:52:44,440
Speaker 3: late great Larry London on the drums, great great song

3314
02:52:44,680 --> 02:52:49,360
Speaker 3: the peak mid nineties Journey anyway, whoever's left in that band?

3315
02:52:49,440 --> 02:52:51,560
Speaker 3: It's Neil Sean and Arnel Pineda still in front.

3316
02:52:51,600 --> 02:52:51,840
Speaker 2: Whatever.

3317
02:52:52,000 --> 02:52:58,840
Speaker 3: But they are doing the first of its kind free

3318
02:52:59,080 --> 02:53:01,919
Speaker 3: concert for season ticket holders.

3319
02:53:03,840 --> 02:53:07,240
Speaker 2: At the Hub of Fee And if you're a.

3320
02:53:07,280 --> 02:53:11,680
Speaker 3: Season ticket holder, you're gonna get to see Journey, who

3321
02:53:11,760 --> 02:53:13,320
Speaker 3: are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

3322
02:53:13,440 --> 02:53:14,080
Speaker 2: I don't know why.

3323
02:53:14,160 --> 02:53:17,080
Speaker 3: I heard Sainsbury talking about this earlier, and he's completely correct.

3324
02:53:18,080 --> 02:53:20,160
Speaker 3: I don't know why they wouldn't just let you use

3325
02:53:20,240 --> 02:53:24,120
Speaker 3: your season ticket seats. They're like, hey, I've get a

3326
02:53:24,200 --> 02:53:26,640
Speaker 3: ticket and then we'll show you where you're gonna sit.

3327
02:53:27,280 --> 02:53:30,359
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you sit in your seats? Probably because already

3328
02:53:30,520 --> 02:53:32,560
Speaker 3: they're probably not gonna be playing in the round, is

3329
02:53:32,680 --> 02:53:38,760
Speaker 3: my guess. Let's set them up in the round. It's Journey. Yeah,

3330
02:53:38,840 --> 02:53:40,000
Speaker 3: but what's the matter with Journey?

3331
02:53:40,000 --> 02:53:42,280
Speaker 14: I mean, maybe a ton of hits that not every

3332
02:53:42,440 --> 02:53:44,280
Speaker 14: not even close to every seat in that place is

3333
02:53:44,360 --> 02:53:48,760
Speaker 14: as he's a ticket, these massive gas. Well, so this

3334
02:53:48,879 --> 02:53:51,320
Speaker 14: is going to be like an intimate concert. Well, I

3335
02:53:51,360 --> 02:53:54,920
Speaker 14: imagine if they do it in the stadium, they'll have

3336
02:53:55,080 --> 02:54:01,080
Speaker 14: to do just the lower heart. I mean, I don't

3337
02:54:01,080 --> 02:54:02,879
Speaker 14: know how many season ticket holders they have, but it's

3338
02:54:02,920 --> 02:54:04,160
Speaker 14: not enough to fill the stadium.

3339
02:54:05,360 --> 02:54:06,320
Speaker 3: And could you imagine that?

3340
02:54:07,160 --> 02:54:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.

3341
02:54:07,720 --> 02:54:09,520
Speaker 3: I'm done with this team. They suck.

3342
02:54:10,200 --> 02:54:11,800
Speaker 2: Done. I can't deal with this anymore.

3343
02:54:11,879 --> 02:54:13,440
Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson's a pain in the ass.

3344
02:54:13,640 --> 02:54:16,240
Speaker 2: Wait they're bringing Journey. Wait?

3345
02:54:16,320 --> 02:54:20,840
Speaker 3: Wait which Journey? Like the Journey, the Journey, the band Journey.

3346
02:54:21,000 --> 02:54:21,720
Speaker 2: Oh well, take my.

3347
02:54:21,760 --> 02:54:25,360
Speaker 3: Money when the lights take my money down in the city,

3348
02:54:25,520 --> 02:54:27,840
Speaker 3: all right, man, So we thought that's the plan. That's

3349
02:54:27,840 --> 02:54:30,000
Speaker 3: how we're gonna keep you, I mean list.

3350
02:54:30,440 --> 02:54:32,560
Speaker 14: If you can guarantee they play Stone in Love, I

3351
02:54:32,680 --> 02:54:34,119
Speaker 14: will double my ticket order.

3352
02:54:34,320 --> 02:54:38,640
Speaker 3: Yeah they will. For season ticket holders. It should be

3353
02:54:38,640 --> 02:54:42,000
Speaker 3: an all request show. Yeah, yeah, you knock it out. Yeah,

3354
02:54:42,120 --> 02:54:47,080
Speaker 3: play only the young. They're gonna play them all. No,

3355
02:54:47,200 --> 02:54:48,240
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're gonna do.

3356
02:54:48,440 --> 02:54:52,160
Speaker 14: But it's so odd of all bands. I mean, they

3357
02:54:52,200 --> 02:54:55,000
Speaker 14: were they were great. I saw them, what when they

3358
02:54:55,040 --> 02:54:56,280
Speaker 14: were here at the ballpark.

3359
02:54:56,520 --> 02:55:00,080
Speaker 3: I mean they were probably available. They probably had know.

3360
02:55:00,840 --> 02:55:04,199
Speaker 14: We have this great idea how to keep our season

3361
02:55:04,280 --> 02:55:07,160
Speaker 14: ticket holders happy while all this Brooke Park nonsense is

3362
02:55:07,200 --> 02:55:07,480
Speaker 14: going on.

3363
02:55:07,640 --> 02:55:11,840
Speaker 3: Let's let's bring in Journey. Let's bring in Journey. Let

3364
02:55:11,920 --> 02:55:15,960
Speaker 3: them do their thing. This is the song stone in Love, Yeah,

3365
02:55:16,640 --> 02:55:18,640
Speaker 3: off the Escape record. This is the I mean, if

3366
02:55:18,680 --> 02:55:20,520
Speaker 3: there's gonna be one, this is the one to be.

3367
02:55:21,200 --> 02:55:28,800
Speaker 3: Those listen at this point, I think that Arnel Peneda

3368
02:55:28,879 --> 02:55:31,480
Speaker 3: has been in the band longer than Steve Perry, oh

3369
02:55:31,520 --> 02:55:36,960
Speaker 3: for sure. But it is with respect kind of a

3370
02:55:37,080 --> 02:55:40,840
Speaker 3: karaoke version, and that the dude kills it. They put

3371
02:55:40,879 --> 02:55:44,920
Speaker 3: out a live album of years ago from their Lollapalooza set,

3372
02:55:45,520 --> 02:55:47,600
Speaker 3: which everybody laughed at. But if you listen to that,

3373
02:55:47,680 --> 02:55:51,720
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, is this good. But this

3374
02:55:51,879 --> 02:55:55,560
Speaker 3: is of course the o G se Perry, Stone and Love.

3375
02:55:56,920 --> 02:55:58,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, they're gonna play all these these guys can

3376
02:55:58,879 --> 02:56:03,200
Speaker 3: go and do what forty five minutes. It's not like

3377
02:56:03,240 --> 02:56:05,200
Speaker 3: they're gonna do a full thing, No, I bet they do.

3378
02:56:05,440 --> 02:56:09,000
Speaker 3: You think a full concert for season ticket holders? I mean,

3379
02:56:09,200 --> 02:56:12,520
Speaker 3: I think you have to why these people have already

3380
02:56:12,560 --> 02:56:15,360
Speaker 3: spent the money, they've already bought their tickets. This is

3381
02:56:15,480 --> 02:56:19,920
Speaker 3: the thank you for keeping your tickets, all right.

3382
02:56:22,280 --> 02:56:25,440
Speaker 14: You know, I can't take any more of these four

3383
02:56:25,520 --> 02:56:27,080
Speaker 14: and fourteen seasons.

3384
02:56:27,840 --> 02:56:30,400
Speaker 3: But you know it's rob They're bringing Journey. It's just

3385
02:56:30,480 --> 02:56:33,920
Speaker 3: a massive heartbreak to Sean Watson's good. They're bringing Journey

3386
02:56:34,840 --> 02:56:39,120
Speaker 3: where April twenty fourth, it's a Thursday night where to

3387
02:56:39,879 --> 02:56:44,119
Speaker 3: Hub of Feet, the Huntington bank Field where the Browns play.

3388
02:56:44,400 --> 02:56:47,480
Speaker 3: You know, I was done till now a private concert

3389
02:56:47,680 --> 02:56:48,400
Speaker 3: from Journey.

3390
02:56:49,080 --> 02:56:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3391
02:56:49,280 --> 02:56:52,240
Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard, but Journey's coming, shock chat.

3392
02:56:55,760 --> 02:56:58,240
Speaker 3: Do you know any Journey music? By the way, do

3393
02:56:58,280 --> 02:56:59,320
Speaker 3: you know what songs?

3394
02:56:59,360 --> 02:56:59,680
Speaker 2: Do you know?

3395
02:57:00,200 --> 02:57:03,280
Speaker 3: Of course me? What songs do you know? Have you

3396
02:57:03,280 --> 02:57:08,800
Speaker 3: ever heard stone in Love? No? Do you know Loving, Touching, Geezing?

3397
02:57:11,160 --> 02:57:12,640
Speaker 3: The Journey song that you know?

3398
02:57:12,879 --> 02:57:13,880
Speaker 22: You don't believe it?

3399
02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:14,480
Speaker 4: Everybody knows that.

3400
02:57:15,200 --> 02:57:18,480
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that I want one that you know, well,

3401
02:57:18,520 --> 02:57:20,959
Speaker 3: that's the one. Oh you know one Journeys, Oh.

3402
02:57:21,480 --> 02:57:22,199
Speaker 2: You know faithfully?

3403
02:57:22,920 --> 02:57:25,320
Speaker 3: Maybe if I heard it? Do you know open Arms?

3404
02:57:26,000 --> 02:57:26,200
Speaker 11: See?

3405
02:57:26,240 --> 02:57:29,720
Speaker 3: I think that I think front I think Frontiers is

3406
02:57:29,800 --> 02:57:32,800
Speaker 3: still their best album, and that's not one with a

3407
02:57:32,879 --> 02:57:34,879
Speaker 3: ton of hits, but I think it's got the best songs.

3408
02:57:34,959 --> 02:57:40,000
Speaker 3: Like peak eighties, Journey is front Tiers. You doesn't want

3409
02:57:40,040 --> 02:57:42,840
Speaker 3: the live one. It was only the young on that

3410
02:57:43,040 --> 02:57:44,760
Speaker 3: was on Like the Vision Quest. I think it was

3411
02:57:44,879 --> 02:57:48,560
Speaker 3: un raised on radio. Yeah, that's pretty good, but I

3412
02:57:48,640 --> 02:57:51,360
Speaker 3: think that was also in Vision Quest or something. You

3413
02:57:51,400 --> 02:57:53,640
Speaker 3: ever heard Open Arms? You ever heard Wheel in the Sky?

3414
02:57:55,000 --> 02:57:59,680
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard Separate Ways? Worlds Apart? Yes?

3415
02:58:00,080 --> 02:58:00,280
Speaker 2: I know.

3416
02:58:02,000 --> 02:58:04,720
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff I know, But I'm like, if

3417
02:58:04,760 --> 02:58:07,280
Speaker 3: you want to see a cringe worthy video from the

3418
02:58:07,320 --> 02:58:10,920
Speaker 3: peak of MTV, watch Journeys Separate Ways where they're all

3419
02:58:11,040 --> 02:58:13,200
Speaker 3: mugging for the camera and more sort of like a

3420
02:58:14,280 --> 02:58:19,720
Speaker 3: terrible Yeah, they're jumping off of crates and parking yeah, parkour, parkour. Yeah,

3421
02:58:19,879 --> 02:58:24,960
Speaker 3: they're jumping off buttfuls of casks or something. What about

3422
02:58:25,520 --> 02:58:31,520
Speaker 3: Who's Crying Now? That's a great song too. Yeah, did

3423
02:58:31,600 --> 02:58:32,880
Speaker 3: we stay? Love and Touch and Squeezing?

3424
02:58:33,040 --> 02:58:33,360
Speaker 12: I did?

3425
02:58:33,480 --> 02:58:36,440
Speaker 3: Got the brand new song here from Journey. It's called

3426
02:58:36,480 --> 02:58:38,440
Speaker 3: Who's Crying Now? Boooo babe.

3427
02:58:38,520 --> 02:58:47,000
Speaker 14: It's one another points of it, the secondary post ac Wow.

3428
02:58:47,600 --> 02:58:52,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, a real pro. Yeah, I'll tell you what geez. Yeah,

3429
02:58:52,280 --> 02:58:52,760
Speaker 3: that's right.

3430
02:58:53,120 --> 02:58:55,320
Speaker 14: Anybody can walk up to the lyrics, but you hit

3431
02:58:55,400 --> 02:58:56,520
Speaker 14: that secondary post.

3432
02:58:56,760 --> 02:58:57,119
Speaker 12: I did.

3433
02:58:57,720 --> 02:59:01,000
Speaker 3: Friday night. I was at Lost Name Sports Park, which

3434
02:59:01,040 --> 02:59:04,199
Speaker 3: is out in Willoughby. But it's like this giant sports complex.

3435
02:59:04,320 --> 02:59:07,280
Speaker 3: There's people playing soccer and softball and all this other crap.

3436
02:59:07,560 --> 02:59:11,720
Speaker 3: And then we're in like the clubhouse bar and some

3437
02:59:11,800 --> 02:59:14,240
Speaker 3: people are chatting me up, some people i'd met before,

3438
02:59:14,360 --> 02:59:17,959
Speaker 3: most of them I hadn't. All very nice, all very

3439
02:59:19,080 --> 02:59:22,160
Speaker 3: pleased with the show currently. I guess they're big fans

3440
02:59:22,200 --> 02:59:25,920
Speaker 3: of what you and I and Kat are trying to

3441
02:59:26,200 --> 02:59:30,080
Speaker 3: kind of do. So one guy starts chatting me up.

3442
02:59:30,120 --> 02:59:35,600
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, I need some advice. Always a great

3443
02:59:35,680 --> 02:59:39,119
Speaker 3: way to start a conversation with me. I need some advice.

3444
02:59:39,640 --> 02:59:44,400
Speaker 3: Saves me the trouble of offering it unsolicited, but he

3445
02:59:44,520 --> 02:59:48,520
Speaker 3: goes so I'm he gives me his age, his wife

3446
02:59:48,640 --> 02:59:52,480
Speaker 3: his early sixties, and his wife is a few years

3447
02:59:52,560 --> 02:59:55,760
Speaker 3: younger than him. This is not some May December romance.

3448
02:59:56,879 --> 03:00:01,440
Speaker 3: She's of course going through menopause. He as he is

3449
03:00:01,520 --> 03:00:04,920
Speaker 3: a guy, he is as horny as ever, and he's like,

3450
03:00:05,040 --> 03:00:10,120
Speaker 3: what's the solution. Of course, I reflexively said hookers. But

3451
03:00:10,320 --> 03:00:13,320
Speaker 3: he does live in Willoughby, and you know, you got

3452
03:00:13,440 --> 03:00:16,880
Speaker 3: to tread lately. So they've been together since high school.

3453
03:00:17,680 --> 03:00:18,600
Speaker 2: Long time.

3454
03:00:20,080 --> 03:00:23,440
Speaker 3: Showed me a picture lovely woman, right, It's not like

3455
03:00:23,480 --> 03:00:27,360
Speaker 3: he's married to some scrub and he's like, what do

3456
03:00:27,440 --> 03:00:29,480
Speaker 3: you think, I go, I don't have an answer for

3457
03:00:29,560 --> 03:00:33,920
Speaker 3: you for that. You know, that is the amazing and

3458
03:00:34,160 --> 03:00:38,760
Speaker 3: somewhat depressing thing about nature is nature is telling women.

3459
03:00:39,080 --> 03:00:41,720
Speaker 3: And this is where like civilization and society had to

3460
03:00:41,800 --> 03:00:45,320
Speaker 3: come in and try to change things, because even nature

3461
03:00:45,520 --> 03:00:51,400
Speaker 3: is telling women you're only good for procreation, right. Menopause

3462
03:00:51,520 --> 03:00:54,920
Speaker 3: is nature saying we're shutting down all of the stuff

3463
03:00:54,959 --> 03:00:59,600
Speaker 3: that made you horny excited because nature doesn't you're past

3464
03:00:59,680 --> 03:01:03,879
Speaker 3: your prime child bearing years. Nature doesn't need you anymore,

3465
03:01:04,920 --> 03:01:07,680
Speaker 3: which is a real bummer. But I did tell him,

3466
03:01:08,560 --> 03:01:11,000
Speaker 3: I said, you know, twenty years ago, twenty five, thirty

3467
03:01:11,080 --> 03:01:15,039
Speaker 3: years ago, we were in the golden age of male

3468
03:01:15,200 --> 03:01:21,240
Speaker 3: enhancement products. Right, they stumbled onto a multi billion dollar

3469
03:01:21,360 --> 03:01:24,160
Speaker 3: thing with VIAGRAA that was heart medication. Turns out it

3470
03:01:24,200 --> 03:01:27,840
Speaker 3: gave guys boners, and so they fell in. It's still

3471
03:01:27,920 --> 03:01:31,200
Speaker 3: used for heart medication too, but that was not its

3472
03:01:31,320 --> 03:01:35,119
Speaker 3: normal and intended purpose was boner pill. And so then

3473
03:01:35,160 --> 03:01:40,000
Speaker 3: everybody raced to replicate that. I think Pfizer was the

3474
03:01:40,040 --> 03:01:42,120
Speaker 3: company that first came out in the vigas. Anyway, I said,

3475
03:01:42,160 --> 03:01:46,280
Speaker 3: so it's been thirty years of male enhancement products, pills

3476
03:01:46,400 --> 03:01:49,400
Speaker 3: and lotions and salves and creams. And I said, these

3477
03:01:49,440 --> 03:01:54,400
Speaker 3: companies now wisely are focusing on the women. So now

3478
03:01:54,520 --> 03:01:57,880
Speaker 3: there are pills and lotions and salves and creams for

3479
03:01:57,959 --> 03:02:03,160
Speaker 3: you ladies. I certainly hope this levels the playing field

3480
03:02:03,560 --> 03:02:07,840
Speaker 3: in our nation's convalescent homes, because we all know what's

3481
03:02:07,879 --> 03:02:12,039
Speaker 3: going on with Grandma and Grandpa, right Grandma Nature told

3482
03:02:12,120 --> 03:02:15,080
Speaker 3: her you're done with all this michigas well. It told

3483
03:02:15,200 --> 03:02:18,760
Speaker 3: Grandpa you're gonna have a diamond hard rod well into

3484
03:02:18,800 --> 03:02:22,520
Speaker 3: your eighties, and you're gonna be chasing old women around

3485
03:02:22,959 --> 03:02:25,359
Speaker 3: because you know. So this guy's telling me, like, obviously

3486
03:02:25,840 --> 03:02:29,640
Speaker 3: postmenopausal ors, you're going through zero libido on the part

3487
03:02:29,680 --> 03:02:31,480
Speaker 3: of his wife, but he still wants to get it on.

3488
03:02:32,720 --> 03:02:34,800
Speaker 3: I said, all I can tell you is, and I

3489
03:02:34,840 --> 03:02:37,680
Speaker 3: don't know from experience, but I said, you should look

3490
03:02:37,760 --> 03:02:42,760
Speaker 3: into some of these female enhancement products. Now, just like

3491
03:02:42,840 --> 03:02:44,600
Speaker 3: with the guy stuff, I said, I'm not talking about

3492
03:02:44,640 --> 03:02:47,080
Speaker 3: gas station via. I'm not you know a lot of

3493
03:02:47,160 --> 03:02:51,640
Speaker 3: that stuff. There's just as much nonsense mixed in with

3494
03:02:51,760 --> 03:02:53,879
Speaker 3: all the other stuff. Are you trying to say horny

3495
03:02:53,959 --> 03:02:56,240
Speaker 3: goat weed doesn't have the same effects do.

3496
03:02:56,280 --> 03:02:59,279
Speaker 22: You believe in like the aphrodisiac stuff, you know, like oysters.

3497
03:02:59,440 --> 03:03:01,720
Speaker 3: They say, yeah, I don't know, what's the big fuss

3498
03:03:01,800 --> 03:03:04,560
Speaker 3: with that. No, that's why you'd have a rhinoceros and

3499
03:03:04,600 --> 03:03:07,720
Speaker 3: elephant poachers murdering animals around the world because you got

3500
03:03:07,840 --> 03:03:10,600
Speaker 3: dummies in these countries where they think the sun is

3501
03:03:10,640 --> 03:03:13,200
Speaker 3: still talking to them. You know, they're like, oh, ground up,

3502
03:03:13,320 --> 03:03:17,480
Speaker 3: rhino horn is really good for your parts of the world.

3503
03:03:17,560 --> 03:03:20,040
Speaker 3: That definitely don't need more people coming into it. But

3504
03:03:20,720 --> 03:03:22,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I hate a lot of oysters. I don't know.

3505
03:03:22,320 --> 03:03:23,800
Speaker 3: I never really paid attention to it.

3506
03:03:23,879 --> 03:03:29,520
Speaker 22: But apparently it's not scientifically proven that it's like anecdotal

3507
03:03:30,040 --> 03:03:33,720
Speaker 22: I mean, but yeah, due to high zinc content, which

3508
03:03:33,840 --> 03:03:36,119
Speaker 22: is important for testosterone production.

3509
03:03:38,800 --> 03:03:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what is also important diet and exercise. Again,

3510
03:03:42,120 --> 03:03:44,720
Speaker 3: it can't get more simple than that. People are like, well,

3511
03:03:44,760 --> 03:03:45,240
Speaker 3: how can I.

3512
03:03:46,760 --> 03:03:47,400
Speaker 2: Just hit the gym?

3513
03:03:47,520 --> 03:03:47,600
Speaker 3: Bro?

3514
03:03:48,200 --> 03:03:50,000
Speaker 6: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3515
03:03:50,120 --> 03:03:53,000
Speaker 6: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3516
03:03:55,160 --> 03:03:55,640
Speaker 2: Get out of it.

3517
03:03:56,760 --> 03:04:02,360
Speaker 21: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way.

3518
03:04:03,600 --> 03:04:09,200
Speaker 21: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

3519
03:04:10,600 --> 03:04:16,320
Speaker 21: Be Circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3520
03:04:17,520 --> 03:04:22,120
Speaker 21: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3521
03:04:22,360 --> 03:04:29,360
Speaker 21: watching you, and all with our narratives. Remember Ovidis paid.

3522
03:04:30,320 --> 03:04:35,440
Speaker 21: And when you watch that Davy screens, remember it works

3523
03:04:35,560 --> 03:04:42,879
Speaker 21: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3524
03:04:43,160 --> 03:04:49,760
Speaker 21: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3525
03:04:50,000 --> 03:04:50,760
Speaker 21: watching you.