WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Clean Up Aisle Dave

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there you go. You asked for it, little air

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<v Speaker 1>horn boy on kd wub. All right, everybody, mixtape game

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<v Speaker 1>with our special guest host today, Santa. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone, Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for coming in. Busy time up at the poll then,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so busy up there. We're making a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of toys. About six or seven new toys this year. Wow, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>about six or seven new toys. That's about it, but

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<v Speaker 2>very busy. I brought you all some gifts as well.

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<v Speaker 2>What you bring, Santa, Dave, here's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Brand new magic trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's gone. There it is, now it's gone. You

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<v Speaker 1>did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect new dog toys for your new puppy.

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<v Speaker 4>You Santa, You're so for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually sorry, the dog toys this here, sorry, Vaughan Santa. Yeah, yeah, here,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you season tickets to the Gothree.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know the song he sees you when you're sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that's real.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me explain this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh, fabrize.

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<v Speaker 1>Way too much?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah girl, yeah, but Rudolph can't even detect your home anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>So Jennifer, please clear the air.

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<v Speaker 3>Though you've been very good. Just very gassy.

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<v Speaker 1>We know you're very busy this time of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>making your list and checking it twice and and going

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<v Speaker 1>to the mall and things like that, so we appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play a little game of the mixtape game,

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<v Speaker 1>and I understand that you've come up with some categories

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<v Speaker 1>that we need to fulfill with ap appropriate, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go. Let's do the first song.

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<v Speaker 2>It's December here in the North Pole and you are

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<v Speaker 2>one of my elves. You're making toys and having a

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<v Speaker 2>great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you find out the toy counter is off.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to speed and make toys next week at

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<v Speaker 2>double speed. What song plays as you frantically make the toys?

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<v Speaker 1>Who would you like to go first?

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<v Speaker 4>Who would you want me to go first?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, bases right here?

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<v Speaker 6>Jingle bells la la, Oh my gosh, Santa the toy counter.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't worry, Santa, I'll get it done for you, and

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<v Speaker 6>at super speed.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, made to wait to kick it off? Nice? All right?

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<v Speaker 7>Who's Sanna?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to font All right, Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what Santa's up to.

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<v Speaker 8>While we're busy working hard in the factory, probably smoking

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<v Speaker 8>a cigar outside with Frosty. But Bernard, that Elf and

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<v Speaker 8>I we look at each other and we're ready to

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<v Speaker 8>lock in. So we strap up our timblin boots, tighten

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<v Speaker 8>my elf hat, crack my knuckles because.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Hammer the train sets, tick of the Barbie doll houses.

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<v Speaker 8>We're just going harder, better, faster, stronger.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, Bernard, all right, we're getting the toys in.

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<v Speaker 4>We're getting the toys in.

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<v Speaker 2>Get nailer right, somebody, anybody nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Santa, guess what we save Christmas?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we did, Thank you, mister Vaughan. Let's I think

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<v Speaker 3>go to Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>Santa, thank you very much. By the way, this is

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<v Speaker 1>if I were a little Elf, I'd be there with

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<v Speaker 1>all you know, a girl Elf, and I'd be abe

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<v Speaker 1>there with all the girl Elves and we'd crank up

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<v Speaker 1>this song because we're gonna work hard for the toys.

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<v Speaker 1>Double speed Santa, a little cardio. We're bringing out toy trains,

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<v Speaker 1>Yo yos and Nintendo switch to.

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<v Speaker 9>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get it done for you, Santa, because we love

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<v Speaker 1>you and we work hard for the toys. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. Merry Christmas, Hannah, Very.

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas, David, that's very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 7>Will you read the scenario one more time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, of course I will.

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<v Speaker 2>It's December here in the North Pool and you are

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<v Speaker 2>one of my elves. You're making toys and having a

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<v Speaker 2>great time, knowing that Christmas is just around the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you find out that the toy cover is off.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to speed next week, making toys at double speed.

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<v Speaker 3>What song plays as you frantically make toys?

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<v Speaker 7>Santa and I are very close.

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<v Speaker 10>I am his sassy alf I go by the name

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<v Speaker 10>of Zazzi, and Zazzi knows that if she wasn't on

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<v Speaker 10>her SSRIs called Sir Traleine, she would be stressed out

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<v Speaker 10>right now.

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<v Speaker 7>But because she is on that, she's actually taking this

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<v Speaker 7>day by day.

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<v Speaker 10>And she throws on her sunglasses, pops a sing in

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<v Speaker 10>her mouth, and she starts playing this song knowing she's.

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<v Speaker 7>Gonna make it happen. We'll get it figured out, Sanna,

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna make it work.

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<v Speaker 1>You're way behind Jenny.

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<v Speaker 10>That's okay, Skywalker in this lego set, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 10>They can use their imagination. There's gonna be a couple

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<v Speaker 10>of toys that don't come out the way they're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a dentist, Sanna, you have a big decision to make, Sannah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, this was interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first we're just gonna take these two out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 4>But Jenny, you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, it's down to these two.

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<v Speaker 3>They were both good this year. Oh boy, Sannah, their

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<v Speaker 3>scenarios were right.

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<v Speaker 11>But Bailey, she popped the Xanax and took some speed

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<v Speaker 11>and all at the same time.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the speed we need to make the toys.

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree with you, Santa, she didn't really really

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<v Speaker 1>really want to, okay. Scenario number two it is the

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<v Speaker 1>mixtape game special guest in the studio, Santa Clause. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what Jenny put on her Christmas list this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Because Jenny's probably put something very interesting on her Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>list this year, Yes, she did.

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<v Speaker 2>She put a couple of things. One boob, sweat cream Claus,

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<v Speaker 2>what the heck is this? I had no idea what

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<v Speaker 2>that was. You know, some other things that we're just

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna talk about on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Batteries included her batteries not included. I brought it all right,

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<v Speaker 1>n alright, let's do round two of the mikestape game. Santa.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, it's Christmas morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You're ten years old, and you sprint downstairs in your pajamas.

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<v Speaker 3>Your heart is pounding.

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<v Speaker 2>As you fly underneath the tree, wrapping paper flies, boxes open,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,

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<v Speaker 2>stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks.

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<v Speaker 3>With reindeer wearing glasses. By the time you open up your.

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<v Speaker 2>Tenth pair of the excitement is gone, the reality is set.

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<v Speaker 1>In, and this song plays.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna start here with Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, So, as a ten year old, I was grateful

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<v Speaker 10>for gifts. However, I am one who cannot with holes

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<v Speaker 10>showing emotion. So I am very sad. Imagine a cartoon

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<v Speaker 10>character as their eyes are getting big and the tears

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<v Speaker 10>are welling up, and I'm like, wow, Sanna didn't know

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<v Speaker 10>anything about me this year, And as that sorrys as

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<v Speaker 10>the tears are falling down my face, this song place.

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<v Speaker 5>Not anymore.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, I wanted to polypocket. It's not my Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Jenny, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 8>Somebody texted and said, why does Santa sound like Georgie

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<v Speaker 8>from It, Santa came down in the sewers.

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<v Speaker 1>That was once.

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<v Speaker 4>David.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm ready. So it's all socks and and and

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<v Speaker 1>I want socks, I want to Nintendo switch to and

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<v Speaker 1>I want a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get any of that. I'm done. I am dun

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<v Speaker 1>done with the parents. I'm going into mom's nightstand. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get out some weed. I'm ten years old. It's

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<v Speaker 1>time to start to go into the kitchen and get

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<v Speaker 1>some juice. I'm not gonna have just juice. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get gin and juice. And this song plays and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying half all y'all, I don't care, You're don't care,

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<v Speaker 1>laid back money money. I'm getting baked under the tree

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<v Speaker 1>and drinking gin and juice. Mom and dad are like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, little David, you're only ten years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you effed up Christmas, Mom and Dad.

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<v Speaker 7>This is because of you, good to be fair Santa.

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<v Speaker 10>Mom was feeding little Dave Ryan hot toddies when he

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<v Speaker 10>was a little boy at a pretty young age.

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<v Speaker 7>So this this does that of a true.

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<v Speaker 1>Story, true story happen I'll make my own joy on

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas morning, Santa A rack Vought.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, keep me the scenario against Anta.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes I can.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Christmas morning, You're ten years old, and you sprint

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<v Speaker 2>downstairs in your pajamas.

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<v Speaker 3>Heart is pounding.

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<v Speaker 2>You fly underneath the tree, rapping paper, flies, boxes open,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when you freeze socks, every single gift of socks,

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<v Speaker 2>stripe socks, fuzzy socks, socks with reindeers wearing sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time you open up.

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<v Speaker 2>Your tenth pair, the excitement is gone, reality is set

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<v Speaker 2>in and this song plays.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so tragic.

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<v Speaker 8>All I've been waiting for all month is to jump

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<v Speaker 8>on my pogo stick that I've been begging for for years,

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<v Speaker 8>and to sit and play Mario on my Nintendo DS.

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<v Speaker 4>Just for socks. Socks. I mean, there's one pair of

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<v Speaker 4>chicken and waffles on it that's cute.

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<v Speaker 8>But as it settles in, so does my disappointment, and

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<v Speaker 8>I can't hide my face.

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<v Speaker 4>I start patting my lip, kicking invisible.

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<v Speaker 1>He just got the wrong attitude. He's gotta be like.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my Turnity then turn sucks.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I won't have any fun, but I know

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<v Speaker 8>this Christmas I'll at least be warm all these socks.

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<v Speaker 12>I's gotta go down my road here seeing you gotta

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<v Speaker 12>just change your adage goes, I'm under the tree with

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<v Speaker 12>a little tropicana, seagrums, secrets and moms.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, got it.

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<v Speaker 1>The mom's dash, dad seagrums, and I found some tropicana

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<v Speaker 1>in the fridge. Okay, all right, miss.

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<v Speaker 4>Bailey, what do you have for well?

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<v Speaker 6>Ten pairs of socks that reality really hurts, hurts hard,

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<v Speaker 6>and the song plays.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello Darkness, Smile friend, Bailey, It's fine. I've come to

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<v Speaker 4>talk with you. That's all I wanted.

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<v Speaker 5>I love socks because I didn't want a new Dolly or.

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<v Speaker 4>I just wanted socks.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go upstairs and come over with juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, here we go. Here you go, have some secrets.

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<v Speaker 1>One one tope, one little tope, Bailey, come on, little

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<v Speaker 1>do it? Ten year old Bailey, Come on, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>feel better.

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<v Speaker 4>Santsa Dave's being naughty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, just to let you guys in on a

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<v Speaker 2>little something. Santa was naughty once, and he also sipped

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<v Speaker 2>on some juice.

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<v Speaker 13>Yes, I made it into the North Pool jail once, dear,

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<v Speaker 13>and I also was naughty, please be easy on David.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, these were definitely some interesting songs this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all pretty good, but you know what, there is

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<v Speaker 2>one that just topped the caked on the one that

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<v Speaker 2>made me feel sympathy and cried deep inside because.

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<v Speaker 3>No child should get socks.

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<v Speaker 4>Nope, was ba Now it's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I guess I'm gonna put them on.

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<v Speaker 6>You did imaginary dolls that I didn't get this year,

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<v Speaker 6>and you.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm just gonna go laid out o my house.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be a whole lot happier at my house. Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>you come on over, suck for.

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<v Speaker 3>A little something else.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not wrong. Give it for Santa everyone.

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<v Speaker 14>Santa Christmas, everyone, Mary Chris.

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<v Speaker 4>All I want next year is just ron.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds good, This sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not gonna happen, Santa Merry, Christmas will be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm k d w B with Jonahmurray tickets. We got

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<v Speaker 1>Joana Murray tickets for the show coming up on December

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seventh. The Green Room will do those. And we

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<v Speaker 1>are the home of Christmas Wish. Thanks for all the

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<v Speaker 1>nominations and donations, and thanks for listening to KATWB over

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<v Speaker 1>the holidays, Christmas Wish has become a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember a time when there was no Christmas Wish,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, it's been going on for thirty two years

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<v Speaker 1>if it was inclusive, thirty three years is the thirty

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<v Speaker 1>third year of Christmas Wish? Isn't that crazy? Iconic? You

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<v Speaker 1>ready for a little challenge, A little challenge? Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go first, finish the lyric in this Christmas song? Ready, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't show sizes.

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<v Speaker 4>The lights are turned the way down low. Let us know,

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<v Speaker 4>let us know, let us know, the lights are turned.

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<v Speaker 1>Way down low.

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<v Speaker 7>Let it know, let it lop wrong. You'd said three,

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<v Speaker 7>let it know. We're gonna fin You did so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the way it works is that we're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>you tickets to go see Joonan Murray. Get you out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. After the couple of days after Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll be like, oh, what are we gonna do now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Christmas is boo. Get you out of the house,

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<v Speaker 1>Go see Jonah Murray perform at the Green Room and

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<v Speaker 1>call me now if you want to. If we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give you an easy Christmas song, you get to finish

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<v Speaker 1>the lyric. Now you're gonna go see Jonah Mourray. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you love Jonah Murray, call me now. Six five

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<v Speaker 1>one nine to eight nine hed wub Jenny. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>to try it? Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Christmas this year.

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<v Speaker 10>To save me from fear to tears, I'll give it

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<v Speaker 10>to someone special.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's the way the game works. Six five one

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<v Speaker 1>nine eight nine. Katie will be for Joan Murray tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish the lyric and we'll get you the tickets up

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. While we're waiting, give a shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Stephanie from your husband Orlando. It is her thirty

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<v Speaker 1>first birthday and the first day of her big break

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<v Speaker 1>because she's a teacher.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, I think all teachers have like two

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<v Speaker 10>weeks off now, so starting next week, nobody's in school.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they need it.

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<v Speaker 14>Take notes. Yeah. We will be here until Tuesday and

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<v Speaker 14>then we are off. We do have somebody on the

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<v Speaker 14>phone for the Christmas finish the lyric. It is Tanya. Hi, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 14>are you all ready for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Tanya?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh gosh, I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, have you bought for everybody? No? No, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're not really ready at all that? Okay, okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>tree is up? Did you put a tree up?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, all right, you're on your way, Tanya're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play a song for you. You finish the lyric and

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<v Speaker 1>you must do your best to sing it. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you do, you're gonna go see Jonah Murray. You're ready.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you you got this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a childhood classic.

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<v Speaker 1>And here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Used to laugh, them call him names.

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<v Speaker 4>They never let bull Rudo join in any rainier game.

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<v Speaker 1>Could it be an easier come on, seriously, gay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you a harder one. You do win,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that's that's kind of a gimme if

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know that when you would have to cancel Christmas, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a winner. Congratulations, Merry Christmas. Murder Olivia Dean on

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<v Speaker 1>kd WB. It is still very cold. It is four degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>We're kind of up and down, up and down, up

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<v Speaker 1>and down. No, it is gross, but you know it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is that Christmas the time of the year. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the bright side, Bailey Jay, Yeah, you get a

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<v Speaker 1>white Christmas.

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<v Speaker 7>I know I am.

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<v Speaker 6>I am happy about the white Christmas. I wasn't happy.

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<v Speaker 6>When it was forty degrees the other day. That was lovely,

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<v Speaker 6>but then yesterday everyone's like, don't go out, the roads

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<v Speaker 6>are bad.

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<v Speaker 5>I just drove slow. I was fine.

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<v Speaker 7>It is icy.

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<v Speaker 10>It was icy this morning for me coming in and

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<v Speaker 10>I know someone had texted in and being like how

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<v Speaker 10>are the roads?

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<v Speaker 7>But it was not great.

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<v Speaker 10>And when I talked to Brandon from College Muscle Movers,

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<v Speaker 10>who delivers all our Christmas bushes, I was like, how

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<v Speaker 10>are you doing out there?

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<v Speaker 7>He's like, it's an icy one today.

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<v Speaker 10>So I don't know if you've drove yet, but probably

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<v Speaker 10>drive a little bit careful. My entire back alleyway fawed

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<v Speaker 10>and then became a puddle.

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<v Speaker 7>Right And then yeah, so I want to shovel.

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<v Speaker 10>Last night at like nine thirty because I whatever didn't

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<v Speaker 10>want to have to deal with it this morning.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was just shoveling over ice the whole time.

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<v Speaker 7>And I know this is great.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I'm nope struggling.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, our down down spouted water all over the driveway,

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<v Speaker 1>which then froze up. There's kids playing hockey on my

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<v Speaker 1>driveway this morning when they left for work. Yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got new tires.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna ask that.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, let me tell you, today probably would have been

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<v Speaker 10>a real bad day for me to have those new tires,

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<v Speaker 10>because I still slid a teeny bit this morning with

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<v Speaker 10>those new tires.

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<v Speaker 4>How old were your old tires? Because they looked bad?

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<v Speaker 4>You did like a before and after.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, they were the O G tires And I got

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<v Speaker 10>my car five.

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<v Speaker 4>You're so bad.

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<v Speaker 8>My girlfriend Alyssa also probably that same situation where sall

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<v Speaker 8>we get new tires for her Monday. But when I

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<v Speaker 8>was in Jersey last week, she was like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 8>taking your car. Your car's got new tires. I think

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<v Speaker 8>my car has snow mode all wheel drive. God bless you.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're driving with Jenny Tors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the last weekend before Christmas, so there's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things that are going on. Let me pass some

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<v Speaker 1>things that are going on for you if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get out and do something kind of different. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie comes in this time of the day, at this

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<v Speaker 1>time of the week and tells him some things that

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<v Speaker 1>are going on. And she's got she's on full on

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<v Speaker 1>mom Patrol's on vacation. Yeah, so she's got stuff going on. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>winter app Winter Applis Windows Wonderland is at the Marquette.

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<v Speaker 1>That is actually pretty cool. It's at the IDs Tower,

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<v Speaker 1>the Market Hotel on the fiftieth floor, so it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a festive holiday gathering and blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to look up winter Apolis, Windows

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderland and she it did the Whizzes at the Orpheum Theater. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it was great through Sunday.

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<v Speaker 7>Was it good? Beal like, I seen a lot of

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<v Speaker 7>friends going to see it already.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was good. I really liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something going on at the State Fairgrounds. It is

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<v Speaker 1>called the Minnesota Mary Market Final Weekend at Minnesota State

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<v Speaker 1>Fairgrounds at the Union Depot in Saint Paul. European Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>Market Final Weekend Miracle at Big Rock. Talk to me

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<v Speaker 1>about this one. I've never been before, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't I've never been either, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 10>in Wisconsin, and I have heard from a lot of

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<v Speaker 10>people that it's super super fun. One thing all through

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<v Speaker 10>out there is I did the Glow Festival at chs

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<v Speaker 10>Field last weekend and that was so fun too. They've

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<v Speaker 10>got like a you know, like this giant slide at

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<v Speaker 10>the State Fair. Well they have the snow version of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, down it.

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<v Speaker 10>You can get some hot coco, a little rum shata

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<v Speaker 10>in there if you want. But that was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Miracle big Rock is it Saint Croix Falls, Wisconsin's a

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<v Speaker 1>drive through or walk through tour of over twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>million Christmas lights and seventeen themed areas, including Miracle Moon

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<v Speaker 1>and a bunch of other places to go to. Miracle

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<v Speaker 1>at Big Miracle at big Rock dot com. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>spelled it wrong, but I'm sure it's Miracle at big

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<v Speaker 1>Rock dot Com. The Vikings plan on losing this Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>so that'll be pretty They're pretty cool to do well.

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<v Speaker 1>They're looking for a high draft pick. Now you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to You don't want to win any more games.

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<v Speaker 1>You want that first round draft pick they do. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that means to you.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know what it means that they should lose

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<v Speaker 10>the rest of the season. They I mean the highlight

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<v Speaker 10>I think is going to be on Christmas when Snoop

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<v Speaker 10>performs at half halftime.

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<v Speaker 4>For that, you are looking forward to that?

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<v Speaker 1>I am looking for to because the Vikings are playing

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<v Speaker 1>on Christmas Day? Aren't they play the Lions? Okay, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 6>This seemed to be a lot of NFL teams. There's

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<v Speaker 6>not very many. I feel like we talked about the

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<v Speaker 6>same like five.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only you don't talk about the New York Giants

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<v Speaker 1>because they're not worth talking.

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<v Speaker 7>About that and they're not in our conference. No, I

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<v Speaker 7>don't care about those ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, What did you saying?

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly, I honestly thought you said Beagles. Really said Beagles.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite team, the Beagles. Legal, let's do the

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<v Speaker 1>dirt on k WB. Brought to you by six one

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<v Speaker 1>two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Now this was

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play a little bit because this was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the craziest two point conversions ever on Thursday Night football.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard Carson downstairs screaming during this at about ten

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<v Speaker 1>thirty last night. So during the game versus the Rams

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<v Speaker 1>is the craziest two point conversion ever. Sam Darnold of

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<v Speaker 1>the Seahawks through what was supposed to be They thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be an incomplete pass that was tipped

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<v Speaker 1>over and bounced into the end zone. But they reviewed

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<v Speaker 1>it and they noticed it was actually a backward pass

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<v Speaker 1>meaning it was a fumble picked up by the Seahawks,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning it was a good conversion. Wait what the left here.

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<v Speaker 2>And into a lot of traffic and incomplete terry.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you see on this play here?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this may be a backward pass. We need to

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<v Speaker 3>get a good angle on it. But if it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Backward, then then this recovery in the clear and continuing

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<v Speaker 1>action in the end zone would be a good two

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<v Speaker 1>point conversion with.

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<v Speaker 2>Seattle after reviewing the play, the quarterback through a backward

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<v Speaker 2>path with the recovered in the end zone.

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<v Speaker 3>By the author into trafficial conversion.

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<v Speaker 14>That is.

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<v Speaker 4>The craziest ever, craziest ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. If you're not a big football fan, that

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<v Speaker 1>was meaningless to you, But that was pretty crazy. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a football fan, go look at the audio or

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<v Speaker 1>the video of that, because it is pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 10>Variety Is that a magazine rank? So they do something

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<v Speaker 10>a website? Yeah, yeah, they do something called Actors on Actors,

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<v Speaker 10>and so Jennifer Lawrence recently interviewed Leo A. Leonardo DiCaprio,

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<v Speaker 10>and here's a little audio of their interview.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you rewatched Titan No? Oh you should, I haven't

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<v Speaker 5>seen it. I bet you could.

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<v Speaker 9>I bet you could, like watch it as a movie now,

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<v Speaker 9>and it's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really watch Maybe I do some movies I've watched,

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<v Speaker 1>you watch your old your movies.

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<v Speaker 9>No, I've never made something like Idanic, but if I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I would, I would watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, do you put when was the last

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<v Speaker 4>time you did that?

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<v Speaker 5>When I was.

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<v Speaker 9>Really drunk, I put on American Hustle.

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<v Speaker 5>And then my assistant went to download something.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you do it alone or were you showing some.

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<v Speaker 5>Showing people this movie?

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<v Speaker 9>No, I was drunk, and I was like, I wonder

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<v Speaker 9>if I'm good at acting, you might put on American

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<v Speaker 9>Muscle And I don't remember what the what the.

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<v Speaker 1>I like what?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna have them cut that out, all right? For sure?

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<v Speaker 5>One club.

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<v Speaker 10>I like what she said at the beginning where she's like,

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<v Speaker 10>you could watch it now and watch it as a movie,

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<v Speaker 10>because you think that, like as an actor, you're so

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<v Speaker 10>infiltrated as like an actor that you can't watch that

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<v Speaker 10>back right away and not think about like everything that

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<v Speaker 10>went into it.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't see it as a movie.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you don't does a movie.

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<v Speaker 10>You just analyze your acting skills in it and you

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<v Speaker 10>think about what happened with this scene and how many

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<v Speaker 10>takes it took. But anyway, so I thought that was

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<v Speaker 10>funny that Leo's like, no, I don't watch my movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard artists say that too. They don't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>their own music a lot of the time because they remember.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't appreciate the music. They remember who fought with

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<v Speaker 1>whom in the studio, how the producer you know, got

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<v Speaker 1>sick and threw up in the trash can, how the

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<v Speaker 1>guitar didn't work, whatever, and they don't appreciate it as

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<v Speaker 1>music because they don't remember. They remember the experience of

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<v Speaker 1>making it, not the product of making it.

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<v Speaker 6>People were more proud of themselves than for stuff that

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<v Speaker 6>they do, because sometimes we'll like do a whole show

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<v Speaker 6>and I'll be like, that was a good show, and

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<v Speaker 6>I'll go back and listen.

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<v Speaker 5>To it and go, that was funny. I just I

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<v Speaker 5>we're proud of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll be proud.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just something I know what's gonna happen, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>And I'm thinking about everything before, Like how anxious I

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<v Speaker 8>was before we.

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<v Speaker 4>Did like a Vonstar's a pot or something.

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<v Speaker 6>So you do get anxious before flusters, get anxious before everything.

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<v Speaker 7>No, oh, I was gonna say, I would have never

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<v Speaker 7>guessed that you do.

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<v Speaker 8>If you do, it's hard to getting canceled every day, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 8>I suppose it distressful.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh oh, Jelly Roll.

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<v Speaker 6>When he was seventeen, he was convicted of armed robbery,

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<v Speaker 6>and when he was twenty three, he was convicted of

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<v Speaker 6>drug possession. But now he's been pardoned by the Tennessee

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<v Speaker 6>Governor Bill Lee for his crimes.

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<v Speaker 5>So he's got a clean bill of crime. Now, why

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<v Speaker 5>would your name your kid, Bill Lee?

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<v Speaker 4>Billy William Lee.

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<v Speaker 8>Arianna Grande was doing an interview on Seth Myers and

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<v Speaker 8>she's talking about the Christmas tradition that she has with

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<v Speaker 8>her family.

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<v Speaker 7>We make zapela.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you know. It's like zeppeline people

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<v Speaker 5>call them.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 15>We call it zapela. And my my Knownah just passed

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<v Speaker 15>in June and that was like our favorite thing to

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<v Speaker 15>do is make the zapel as with her. My mission

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<v Speaker 15>this year is to come up with a plant based zapela.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, yes, she.

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<v Speaker 7>Would not like that.

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<v Speaker 4>What is.

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<v Speaker 8>Won't Actually she's also talking about how her mom went

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<v Speaker 8>over the top collecting wicked collectibles.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, first of all, my mom everything, Oh godcha.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, first of all, my mom has everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gotcha?

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<v Speaker 5>Well my mom be like deeply in debt if.

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<v Speaker 1>She has everything.

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<v Speaker 15>No, no, no, she really she went a little too hard.

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<v Speaker 15>And I was like, Mom, it's okay, universal, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 15>send it.

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<v Speaker 11>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 7>And she'd be like.

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<v Speaker 15>No, no, no, no, no, I need like thirty and I

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<v Speaker 15>was like, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfect, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>She just went out and bought the whole target.

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<v Speaker 1>Still so proud. Yeah. They were talking about the most

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<v Speaker 1>annoying songs of twenty twenty five, and the tie at

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<v Speaker 1>number one was both Sabrina Carpenter songs. I'll play the

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<v Speaker 1>lesser known one first, the Tide for number one. Most

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<v Speaker 1>annoying song of the year, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, sugar talkas.

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<v Speaker 1>But number one, well tied for number one is this

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<v Speaker 1>song air by No.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't see where either those are annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't find them annoying. I don't. They said that

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, you know, repetitive or bad harmony or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, it says that they ranked them based on repetitiveness.

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<v Speaker 8>Filler lyrics like yeah, I'm in law, high frequencies and

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<v Speaker 8>harmonic dullness.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I like harmonic dullness. I like it.

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<v Speaker 7>Nicki Glazer is feuding with Amy Schumer.

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<v Speaker 10>Apparently a source told the not always reliable British tabloids

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<v Speaker 10>that all of a sudden, Nikki said that Amy became

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<v Speaker 10>very woke, in the sense that you couldn't say anything

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<v Speaker 10>in front of her without her getting offended, and so

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<v Speaker 10>they just don't like each other's stuff anymore. And then

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<v Speaker 10>another source said they stopped being close because Amy got weird. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 10>Nicki Laser is like very much more in the spotlight

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<v Speaker 10>right now, so maybe Amy has gotten a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit we I've never found what Amy Schumer. Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking of Amy Pohlar. Okay, yeah, Amy Schumer's funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I can see her being like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>very sensitive because Nikki Laser is filthy and disgusting. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I just couldn't. I've never heard of her before the

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Brady Rose and now I'm like her biggest fan

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<v Speaker 1>because she's my kind of humor, like shocking, disgusting and offensive.

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<v Speaker 7>I have to say so.

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<v Speaker 10>The survivor finale was Wednesday night, and so they were

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<v Speaker 10>promoting what is she hosting the Golden Globes. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 10>So she did a commercial hosting the Golden talking about

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<v Speaker 10>hosting the Golden Globes, and she was like, oh, Jeff

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<v Speaker 10>gave me this immunity idol where I can pick one

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<v Speaker 10>celebrity that I'm not going to make fun of this year.

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<v Speaker 7>So she goes through a couple people.

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<v Speaker 10>She said, I'm gonna text j Lo and say that

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not gonna make fun of her. Oh, she blocked me.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm gonna text so and so. Oh they blocked me.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh jay Leno just texting me, block.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Leno. Okay, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Pete Davidson is a dad.

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<v Speaker 6>He and his girlfriend Elsie Hewitt just had their baby.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a girl.

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<v Speaker 7>She was born on the twelfth.

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<v Speaker 6>Her name is Scottie Rose Davidson and she's named after

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<v Speaker 6>Pete Davidson's dad, who was a firefighter who died during

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<v Speaker 6>September eleventh Terrist attack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had no I knew that. Yeah, his dad

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<v Speaker 1>died on nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 8>Is horrible, wild And speaking of Pete Davidson, this is

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<v Speaker 8>messy Tomorrow Night Ariana Grande is going to be hosting

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<v Speaker 8>Saturday Night Live, and I'm excited because it's the holiday episode.

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<v Speaker 8>Share of the musical guests, so you know she's gonna

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<v Speaker 8>do love that song.

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of a guy, but what the link? She

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<v Speaker 1>you got to leave me alone. He's like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, I am serious about you, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are too clingy. So she went to an extreme

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<v Speaker 1>to get rid of him and it worked. You got

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