Speaker 1: It sounds good right now. Nachos with pulled pork. That
Speaker 1: sounds really good right now. A little kso over here. No,
Speaker 1: you don't need keeso. It should be on and already
Speaker 1: some sour cream over here, low watch and salsa and
Speaker 1: you don't want it wet? Do you like nachos when
Speaker 1: they're wet you pick them up and they're limpy? No,
Speaker 1: because then the chip is like soggy. Yeah, chip.
Speaker 2: It is National Nacho Day today, so today is the day.
Speaker 1: That's probably why it was on my mind. Yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna have nachos right now. I can't
Speaker 1: help you. But I can't help you with one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: One thousand dollars buy a lot of nachos. How do
Speaker 1: you get this thousand dollars? You open up your Safari,
Speaker 1: You open up your uh, what's the Google your yeah right?
Speaker 1: Or or Netscape or Netscape Netscape, and then you go
Speaker 1: to KDWB dot boom, a little boxing to pop up,
Speaker 1: and it'll say what's the keyword or words to that effect.
Speaker 1: You will type in the word trip. Why the word trip?
Speaker 1: Because you're going to get a chance at one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And also a trip to New York City for their
Speaker 1: jingle ball. The New York City Big Apple jingle Ball
Speaker 1: going to be a huge one. We will get you
Speaker 1: out there, but you got to play the game. The
Speaker 1: keyword is trip, So open up netscape. Thank you Bailey
Speaker 1: for getting that joke. I appreciate it. Open it up
Speaker 1: and then type in katiewba dot com the keyword is trip.
Speaker 1: Coming up on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: another Sabrina Carpenter keyword and Jenny's been poking around. You've
Speaker 1: been on reddit again.
Speaker 2: I have been on Reddit.
Speaker 3: I think everyone went through some kind of weird phrase
Speaker 3: a phase as a child. I think mine was basically
Speaker 3: the emo heavy eyeliners side swept bangs. And so we're
Speaker 3: going to talk about some hilarious phases other people went
Speaker 3: through as kids.
Speaker 1: What phase did you go through? We'll talk about it
Speaker 1: next Taste on our iHeartRadio app. Hey go do that.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we had you say it like a pirate. Right,
Speaker 1: Maybe the keyword is taste And the reason we do
Speaker 1: that is because we need to get your attention. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you hear this keyword thing all day long and
Speaker 1: it might lose its meaning.
Speaker 2: You know what, I mean they say it like today,
Speaker 2: like a muppet, like, how.
Speaker 1: Would that sound?
Speaker 2: The keyword airs taste whatever. I don't know, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's just a do like Fozzy Bear.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The keyword is taste, walk a.
Speaker 1: Walk a walk Okay, not bad? Not all right?
Speaker 4: You put it on the spot, you do, Miss Piggy
Speaker 4: is the keyword peaste?
Speaker 1: All right? So whatever. We're just trying to get your
Speaker 1: attention because you hear this keyword thing all day, and
Speaker 1: I don't want you to lose sight of how freaking
Speaker 1: cool it is just by entering this keyword on the
Speaker 1: iHeart radio app on that talkback feature. So whether you
Speaker 1: say it like a muppet or whether you say it
Speaker 1: like a pirate, you can say it like you. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I just want you to win. Good life.
Speaker 1: Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about cringe worthy phases that people went
Speaker 3: through when they were much younger. I'm going to start
Speaker 3: off with this one because it's hilarious. They said I
Speaker 3: started a wrap crew based on We Need the Pooh.
Speaker 3: I was Pooh Daddy, my friend was the notorious Tiga, and.
Speaker 2: Another friend was Big Oh.
Speaker 3: We were writing a song called honey rhymes with money
Speaker 3: and the name.
Speaker 2: Of the group Pooh Tang Clan.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Somebody else said, I wore a cat collar to school
Speaker 3: with a bell on it because I thought it was cool.
Speaker 5: That's the kids nowadays, because I do see many of
Speaker 5: youths in my day as a speech coach, but tails
Speaker 5: people ringing tales to school, like middle schoolers where the
Speaker 5: tales and because they're no, they're quirking different.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you're gonna look back on that and
Speaker 2: regret it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think sometimes when you're a kid like that,
Speaker 1: you want to be quirky and you don't realize that
Speaker 1: you just look stupid and different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this person said.
Speaker 3: I had a fedora that I would wear to school,
Speaker 3: along with a fur waistcoat that I stole from my mom.
Speaker 3: There was also a phase where I decided I wouldn't
Speaker 3: let anyone see me blink. I didn't just stare at
Speaker 3: people like I would just stare at people because I
Speaker 3: thought it made me look quote different. And I wasn't
Speaker 3: like other girls because I didn't have to blame.
Speaker 2: So this is a girl. You might have thought at
Speaker 2: the beginning it was a guy. It Wasn't it was
Speaker 2: a girl.
Speaker 1: Didn't every school have a Fedora guy friend guy?
Speaker 3: Someone else said, I thought I was a werewolf in
Speaker 3: ninth grade. I recruited dozens of students into my quote pack,
Speaker 3: and even managed to rope a counselor into it, which
Speaker 3: wound up in getting her fired because she helped host
Speaker 3: magic rituals with us instead of counseling.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's great.
Speaker 3: I feel like I could have done this as my
Speaker 3: emo self, But I said, I used to want to
Speaker 3: sound like a cool, edgy emo writer, so I would
Speaker 3: narrate out loud the things that were happening to me.
Speaker 3: For instance, we were at a family event and we
Speaker 3: were roasting moors and I was like fire, slowly.
Speaker 2: Burning, destroying and turning everything black. Wow, I just neared this.
Speaker 3: I think everyone had an item that you wore very frequently.
Speaker 3: I had a bucket hat that had Winnie the Pooh
Speaker 3: on it that I got when I went to Disney
Speaker 3: when I was young. I wore that for like every
Speaker 3: day of my life, for probably three months. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: person said from first grade until my freshman year of
Speaker 3: high school, I wore a hot dog shirt every day
Speaker 3: to school.
Speaker 1: Good bit hopefully not the same one.
Speaker 3: I still have around thirty to forty hot dog shirt.
Speaker 3: I don't wear them anymore, but that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I prefer the same shirt every day because why does
Speaker 4: one own more than one hot dog shirt?
Speaker 2: For the bit that's hilarious.
Speaker 5: I love that I was the tie girl in middle school,
Speaker 5: at least for one grade where I.
Speaker 2: Had multiple neckties.
Speaker 5: So I taught myself how to tie his high and
Speaker 5: I would come to school wearing like a tiny, like
Speaker 5: little T shirt that was tight, big baggy pants and
Speaker 5: AI because I wanted to be like Avril Levigne kind of,
Speaker 5: but also just to be appear quirky and different.
Speaker 2: So that's when I started dressing stupid.
Speaker 3: That's when we learn new facts about Bailey from her childhood.
Speaker 3: I feel like it gives us even more insight to
Speaker 3: who she is today.
Speaker 2: But none of it's surprising.
Speaker 3: No it's not, but it is to an extent though,
Speaker 3: Ty girl, next.
Speaker 1: Tiger, I can being the next TI girl. Yeah, look
Speaker 1: at me. I'm so quirky. I'm so different.
Speaker 5: Now boys show up to the speech tournament and they're like,
Speaker 5: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: To tie tie, and I'm like, stand back to me.
Speaker 3: All right, just a couple more here. These are phases
Speaker 3: people went through. Somebody said, I spoke in a British accent.
Speaker 3: I'm from the Southern US. Another person that I'd write
Speaker 3: cheesy love letters to the girls I dated for a
Speaker 3: month or two something and sometimes I just want to
Speaker 3: hold you until you crumble is something they would write.
Speaker 2: Strange.
Speaker 3: These people are all my friends, honestly, I know. I
Speaker 3: mean some of these are really funny. Another person that
Speaker 3: I had business cars made that had my name, number
Speaker 3: and the title Night in Shining Armor.
Speaker 1: Oh lord.
Speaker 3: I would hand these out with a smile to any
Speaker 3: person that I found attractive in or outside of school.
Speaker 2: That person had game. Honestly, if someone handed me that,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's either creepy or it's game. It's one of
Speaker 1: the other for me.
Speaker 2: He's also the Fedora guy, but.
Speaker 1: The popular guys the popular I was gonna say, that's
Speaker 1: the Fedora guy. But the popular guys didn't need to
Speaker 1: do that because they got attention just by walking down
Speaker 1: the hallway. Yeah, he was always the kid who was
Speaker 1: like already balding in tenth grade that well, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: They would hand out a card that says your night
Speaker 1: in Shining Armor.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you I was going through a Wizards
Speaker 4: of Waverley Places phase. You couldn't convince me I wasn't
Speaker 4: gonna be a wizard. I would ask my mom and
Speaker 4: dad to buy me wands and they'd be like, we're
Speaker 4: not paying forty bucks for a stick. So my mom
Speaker 4: was dating this guy at one point that I didn't like.
Speaker 4: I cast it a spell that he would go away.
Speaker 1: I kid you not. Maybe two weeks later my mom.
Speaker 2: And him were d un done.
Speaker 1: I thought I had some special.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that. Well, there you go, the funny
Speaker 3: phases that people went through a guy.
Speaker 1: You Jenny wrapping things up with Dave's Dirt coming up
Speaker 1: next on k d w B.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Dave Sert on kd w B.
Speaker 1: Kind of cool this weekend Saturday Night Lives. That guest
Speaker 1: is going to be Nicky Glazer. And so this is
Speaker 1: one of those promos they run on NBC and this
Speaker 1: is the cast begging her to roast them because she
Speaker 1: got her fame mostly got like worldwide notoriety when she
Speaker 1: did the Tom Brady roast. So here is the promo, would.
Speaker 2: You roast us?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Please, I just I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: You don't want that.
Speaker 1: I promise you won't hurt our feelings now.
Speaker 6: I started on kill Tony, don't completely numb its that okay,
Speaker 6: me verse me verse, all right, Ashley, you look like.
Speaker 1: You actually looked like Wow, it could be kind of funny. SNL.
Speaker 1: Who's the musical guest is bomber Som. He's the one
Speaker 1: that sings undressed and back to friends.
Speaker 3: Okay, Gosha great music on Jenny's bene on Reddit. I
Speaker 3: just want to read this text for quick because someone
Speaker 3: said that this teenager that used to work at a
Speaker 3: holiday station stores near my house would speak in a
Speaker 3: British accent from time to time when he started, and
Speaker 3: then a year later he was very much your average
Speaker 3: Minnesotan and so they asked what was up and he said, ah,
Speaker 3: the accent was his thing and he's over it now.
Speaker 3: But anyways, if you do walk into a holiday station
Speaker 3: stares right now, know that there's some good deals with Celsius,
Speaker 3: which people love. You can mix and match your favorite
Speaker 3: twelve ounces and sixteen ounce Celsius varieties.
Speaker 2: It's two for five dollars right now. Also, Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Has been macing on Scooter Braun out in the public.
Speaker 3: It's all stage, Let's be honest. Nobody hangs out in
Speaker 3: Central Park in New York City when you're that big
Speaker 3: of a celebrity without hoping that paparazzi will catch you.
Speaker 3: And I think a lot of it has to do
Speaker 3: with promoting the new biopic that she stars in, called
Speaker 3: Christy Martin, because apparently there's not.
Speaker 2: A lot of interest in the movie.
Speaker 3: Oh no, people are saying, I thought the trailer actually
Speaker 3: looked pretty good for it.
Speaker 2: But would you see it in theaters?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: But I also won't see almost any movie in theater.
Speaker 3: I'm not a movie theater person. Did we see the Walk?
Speaker 3: Is that the one where they the longest walk? The
Speaker 3: longest walk?
Speaker 1: You may see that movie.
Speaker 2: No, but I've heard it's good.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's good. I wanted to see the theater.
Speaker 1: Then I missed it, but I think it's streaming now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe that'll be my watch.
Speaker 2: You can do that because you're gonna be all by
Speaker 2: a shelf today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you should order a pizza trying to Oh
Speaker 3: he's door dashing something.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to eat a little bit healthy.
Speaker 5: Okay, Then when you're gonna DoorDash, okay, Salid, have some
Speaker 5: mushrooms for.
Speaker 1: The loser, make it a healthy pizza.
Speaker 5: Even. Season five of Stranger Things is coming in about
Speaker 5: twenty days, and tonight in Los Angeles is the Red
Speaker 5: Carpet premiere. It's unclear if David Harbor is going to
Speaker 5: attend because there's been a lot of like beef and
Speaker 5: rumors going around that he's been a bully to Millie
Speaker 5: Bobby Brown, who plays Eleven on Stranger Things, and so
Speaker 5: now it'll be interesting to see if he shows up
Speaker 5: to see if they're near each other or if they
Speaker 5: interact at all whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I don't have the press his.
Speaker 4: Lions Gate just released the first trailer for the Michael
Speaker 4: Jackson biopic.
Speaker 6: I know you've been waiting a long time for this.
Speaker 6: Tracks may the songs are ready. Let's take it from
Speaker 6: the top. This is your story.
Speaker 2: It's much more visual, but it's really really good.
Speaker 4: Jafar Jackson, who is Michael Jackson's actual nephew, plays Michael,
Speaker 4: so I'm sure there will be a striking resemblance and
Speaker 4: it comes out on theaters April twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that. I wonder though, if
Speaker 1: it's like, if it's authorized by the Jackson family, you know,
Speaker 1: they're going to clean it up and make it everybody
Speaker 1: look more palatable, yeah, rather than totally realistic.
Speaker 2: My sister Udi sented to me and she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm crying.
Speaker 5: She loves Michael Jackson, so I'm sure I'll end up
Speaker 5: seeing that right in theaters.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is the dirt. It is brought to you
Speaker 1: by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 1: Just want to let you know that MSP Airport is
Speaker 1: going to be among the forty nationwide airports that will
Speaker 1: have their flights cut by down to ten percent or
Speaker 1: so by the FAA because of the I almost sayd strike.
Speaker 1: It's not a strike at all. It is again the
Speaker 1: government shutdown. Thank you, Jenny. And just you know, holiday
Speaker 1: travel starts in three weeks basically hopefully they'll have things
Speaker 1: figured out by then, but you know, we talked about
Speaker 1: it yesterday. Have a backup plan, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: either that or get there early or make sure you're confirmed,
Speaker 1: or be ready for a long wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also please be kind to those people because
Speaker 3: they are not getting paid and they are expected to
Speaker 3: continue to work.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not really encountering the controllers. But I mean,
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 2: Do well, just anyone out.
Speaker 3: All the people at the airport aren't getting paid. The
Speaker 3: TSA agents aren't getting paid.
Speaker 1: Oh, the TSA agents are getting paid either. No, all
Speaker 1: they do is stand around and say, you know, put
Speaker 1: your shoes in the.
Speaker 2: You need to end the show right now. To get
Speaker 2: a bunch of people coming at us. They're going to
Speaker 2: cancel stuff.
Speaker 5: I just want them to let us know, like and
Speaker 5: so it's not I'm waking up at three am to
Speaker 5: get on my five thirty am flight and then I'm
Speaker 5: finding out at three am that my flight's canceled.
Speaker 1: That's all I want. It's gonna be hard. It'll be
Speaker 1: the I think they said, the worst travel day ever
Speaker 1: if this goes down. So, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: got a backup plan. No, we are going to drive
Speaker 1: to Colorado. We are not gonna fly. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: You're down to grace.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to Graceland. So we're actually taking many planes.
Speaker 5: So we're going to Memphis and then from Memphis to
Speaker 5: Orlando to go to Disney and then from Orlando back here,
Speaker 5: and so we're taking three planes.
Speaker 1: Good look, where are you going, Jenny, I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to Morocco.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to Morocco. I'm going to Denver, and
Speaker 1: you're going to Disney. But Morocco over here, thought's going
Speaker 1: to Mall of America. I've got a Jersey trip planned,
Speaker 1: way worse than Mall of America. I'm not switching that
Speaker 1: to Mall of America anyway. Have a great day. We
Speaker 1: will see you back here tomorrow for the Friday version
Speaker 1: of The Dave Ryan Show featuring no phone screen or Friday.
Speaker 1: Very possibly our favorite bit that we do every week,
Speaker 1: and that is when you get on the radio tomorrow
Speaker 1: say pretty much anything you want. We never know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, and it's a whole lot of fun
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Speaker 1: You know what. The big suits in the corporate tower
Speaker 1: look at us and they go, how come you didn't
Speaker 1: get more likes or follows? Well, Mojo gets more likes
Speaker 1: and follows than you. How come, Mojo's doing so much better.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be replaced by Mojo? No, well
Speaker 1: then you better get more likes and follows. So, unless
Speaker 1: you want Mojo to replace us, people are going Mojo.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool. That's a great day. We'll see you tomorrow.