1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what, what 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: are you giggling at? Over there? It's coming, man, they're comming. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: I'm telling you they're common. They're gonna be there. They're 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,079 Speaker 1: gonna be They're gonna be cruising around. They're gonna be 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 1: coming up to your door. 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 2: Who is that. 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: They're gonna be right outside of our atrium downstairs here 8 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: at the building, waiting for you. And I love them. 9 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,759 Speaker 1: I love them dearly. I think they're awesome people. The 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: Girl Scouts. 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 2: Oh, I know they're coming. 12 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. 13 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, the National Girl Scout like selling cookies. I know 14 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 2: the Nationals started this month, but I think they said 15 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: in February is when Minnesota starts. So get your wallets ready. 16 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 2: And so we have a sign on our house that 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 2: says no soliciting unless you're selling Girl Scout cookies. 18 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: So I know to do post that. 19 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's up on the Chris Card and Company Facebook page. 20 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 2: And I know that sign is just gonna get abused, 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: come anywhere. 22 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 3: No. 23 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: I love the Girl Scouts, but I just need to answer. 24 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: You buy a box or you buy a few boxes, 25 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: and it's this time gets right after the holidays. Yeah, 26 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: I told you what I did over the holidays. I 27 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: didn't even burn a calorie, right, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: My dog made me feel guilted, staring at me like 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: are we gonna walk? Or what what are we doing 30 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: here in here all day? But yeah, it's like, what 31 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: do you want me to just curl up and die? 32 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: Come on, let's go, let's get outside, right. And then 33 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: the Girl Scout cookies come around and I do partake, 34 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: and I love the Girl Scouts. And I know there's 35 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 1: a lot of moms and dads listening, going, Hey, I 36 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: have a daughter in the Girl Scouts? What are you 37 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: doing ripping? I'm not ripping the Girl Scouts, but maybe 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: you can only eat so many cookies. But the thing 39 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: is is what's a good valid excuse to give the 40 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: Girl Scouts after you've already bought a box or two 41 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: or ten of cookies? Because they wait for you. They 42 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 1: it's like a steakout. Yes, they're downstairs of our building 43 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: here and they hang out in the atrium and then 44 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: I walk out when I see them. Now it's sad 45 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: because I can't say no to them. They get they 46 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: come on with those big puss and boots eyes. Yeah, 47 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: and they look at you. Would you like to buy 48 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: some girl Scout cookies from me? And I was like 49 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: huh and I already did you know? They say, but 50 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: you didn't buy any from me, and I'm like, oh god, 51 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: I didn't. And then I pulled up my wallet out right, 52 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: and then I give them money, and then I'm out 53 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: of money, and then I'm eating them, and then I'll 54 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: eat like would you like it? You can't just have 55 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: one box? Would you'd like it? And then I buy 56 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,839 Speaker 1: more Dosey does and the peanut buster clusters or whatever 57 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: they are. And then I drive home and I eat 58 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: two boxes on the way home, and then they're waiting 59 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: for me again the next day after I get off 60 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: of work. So now I cut out the eye boxes deep. 61 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: Actually I don't even take the elevators now because sometimes 62 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: they wait for you outside the elevators. And then I 63 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 1: cut it quick right when I take the steps and 64 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: I go out that door, the south facing door. I 65 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: cut around Continental Diamond, and then I go through the 66 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: uh Dude, I put in like three hundred more steps. 67 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: I go in through the in, through the uh the 68 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: parking ramp, yeah, and then I get to my track. 69 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: And then sometimes there's a dad and his little girl 70 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: walking out with a cart with a Girl Scout cookies 71 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: and then they bust me up my truck. They're like, hey, 72 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: would you like some girl scouty. I'm like, I just 73 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,239 Speaker 1: try to avoid so fast. Yeah. 74 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: And you can't even say that you don't have any 75 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: money anymore, because when I was at cub the one time, 76 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 2: I'm walking out, guy behind me and they asked me, 77 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: and I go, not today, I'm good. The guy behind 78 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: me goes, sorry, don't have any cash, and the girl, 79 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 2: without missing a beatos, well we take card, Venmo, PayPal, 80 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 2: cash app. And I'm like, oh, they got you. 81 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: That's tough. I guy, what's the incentive? You know? What 82 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: are the incentives? 83 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 3: Goodnight? 84 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 2: I thought it was trips are a badge. 85 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: I don't know, but there's personal gain obviously from a 86 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,399 Speaker 1: talkback in the iHeartRadio app Girl Scouts. It's almost Girl 87 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: Scout season. Minnesota really gets rolling in February, but the 88 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 1: national campaign kicked off on Monday. I think, so they're coming. 89 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 3: This is Sean from Minnetonka. My daughter is a girl Scout. 90 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 3: The incentives depend on how many boxes of cookies you get. 91 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 3: She's got a laptop, air pods, Mall of America Day 92 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 3: of Free Rides. If you don't want to buy cookies, 93 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 3: you can also donate to a local food bank or 94 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 3: first responder. 95 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes me want to be a Girl Scout. 96 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: That's awesome incentives. I'm gonna go your laptop, I'm gonna 97 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: go knocking on doors and I get I love the 98 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: girls because but I don't want to, you know, I 99 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: don't want to add on another fifty after the holiday 100 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: what the holidays did to me? 101 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. I will say though that when Lena 102 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 2: becomes a Girl Scout, if she does, oh best believe 103 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 2: I have a list of people we bought cookies from. 104 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 3: Oh yep, I bought. 105 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 2: Cookies from your daughter. You're buying cookies from mine. 106 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't banned as a kid, and they made us 107 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: sell grapefruit from Texas? Really yeah, Like did you to it? 108 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: Like no, I never had no, but they had to 109 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: order it. No, I wasn't pulling up with a big 110 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: truckload of grapefruit. And I'd pull up and then there 111 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: would be there'd be some people go, oh, well where's 112 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: the grapefruit, and like, well, oh, you order it? And 113 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: then I get it to you, and all that I know. 114 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: I want to see the grape I want to be 115 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: able to pick it out. I want to be able 116 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: to pick up I'm like, trust me, all of the 117 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: grapefruit is great grapefruit. It's like, if you've got them 118 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: in the back of your car, then I will, I'll 119 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: buy some grapefruit from you. But otherwise I'm not. I'm not, 120 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: we're not. Don't put me on a list. I'm like, okay. 121 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: So then I would sell them to the like the 122 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: people that my parents were guilt into buying them, yeah, 123 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: and that stuff, and then they would get and then 124 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: if there were any crappy grapefruits, then I go back 125 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,239 Speaker 1: to those people and just throw them through their window 126 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: and say, here's your freaking grapefruit. 127 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 2: And I think nowadays you can't do that because if 128 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: you just get money somebody, how do you know they're 129 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 2: gonna come back? 130 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: The incentives I still don't remember what the incentive was. Hey, 131 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: this is Christen Burnsville. Yeah, I had self stationary for 132 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: why Campbell my sister got chocolates. Figure that one out. 133 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: Have a great day in a great weekend. Did you'd 134 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,280 Speaker 1: like to buy some stationary. 135 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, there's got I got chocolate. 136 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: That's good competition right there for bad mister Carr and 137 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 1: us girls Girl Scout cookies. I'll buy them once in 138 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: a while. 139 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 2: Otherwise I pushed my stomach out saying I'm on a diet. 140 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: Girls, I just date the last seven botses from last year, 141 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: this past week and have a good morning. That's good, 142 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: that's really good. I can't take one more, and we're 143 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: gonna go get you to the world's toughest radio here. 144 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: Hold on. You know what, some Girl Scout cookies sound 145 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 1: really good right now. 146 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: I almost as quick at my job. 147 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: And you know what, I would gladly give them girls 148 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: one hundred dollars. 149 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 2: They get me for at least fifty to sixty bucks every. 150 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: Year, no matter what. So I don't know. 151 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 2: I guess I just keep five dollars on you, maybe 152 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 2: maybe six dollars if it goes up this year. 153 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: Good luck. I love it. My question, though, is how 154 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: do you get out of you're aready. You can't just 155 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: say I already bought a box, because then the Girl 156 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: Scout will say we never bought any for me. So 157 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: how do you get out of buying Girls Scout. 158 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 2: Oh, the fake phone call. 159 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: The fake call. You pick the phone up, you. 160 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,040 Speaker 2: Walk by it, and you pretend you're on a call, 161 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 2: and you start like raising your voice a little bit. 162 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: Not gonna, dude, they're going to walk up and go. 163 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 1: I can make your day a lot better if you 164 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: just buy some girl Scout cookies from me. Would you 165 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,039 Speaker 1: like some dosey does? 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