Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning show. The phone numbers eight for
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Speaker 1: zero zero. Shannon had something crazy happen at her house yesterday.
Speaker 2: You call it an elf tastrophe, an elf emergency.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gotta label that, by the way,
Speaker 1: as the title, Zach is there an elf hospital.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you Anna, So we have three
Speaker 3: elves in our house. Okay, we have Rice Krispy Tree,
Speaker 3: the og that came for Lucy when she was three
Speaker 3: years old. We have candy Cane sprinkles, and then Wes
Speaker 3: and his kids have Freddy. So Freddy is now a
Speaker 3: part of our crew. Plus three elf pets. So it
Speaker 3: is a it is. The elves are busy in our
Speaker 3: house every single night. And so earlier in the week,
Speaker 3: the elves were, you know, up to their mischief and
Speaker 3: they were digging through our couch cushions, and so there
Speaker 3: was stuff their little butts were sticking up from you know,
Speaker 3: the couch cushions. Their heads were down there, and there
Speaker 3: was also of stuff that they brought up, like money
Speaker 3: and legos and old food and nurf gun bullets and.
Speaker 2: All the things.
Speaker 3: So that that was what they got into Well, my
Speaker 3: naughty but very cute dog Bow decided that he was
Speaker 3: hungry and he felt like elf for breakfast, and so
Speaker 3: he ate the elves that had created a scene on
Speaker 3: the couch.
Speaker 2: He ate he ate the two girl elves. Freddy was elsewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'd eat candy cane sprinkles. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they were in really, really, really bad shape. And
Speaker 3: any parent knows you are not allowed to touch the
Speaker 3: elves or they lose their magic and they cannot go
Speaker 3: back to the north pole at night and tell Sanna,
Speaker 3: you know about the behavior in the house that day.
Speaker 2: So Smith, my eight year old, was just in full.
Speaker 3: Panic mode when he got home and saw the elves
Speaker 3: had been eaten by the damn dog.
Speaker 2: So he started praying over them. Actually, I have a
Speaker 2: video of it.
Speaker 3: He started praying over them, and then we had to
Speaker 3: perform surgery with kitchen tongs and oven mits to put
Speaker 3: them back together and clean them up. And then he
Speaker 3: told me that he had seen somewhere that if you
Speaker 3: sprinkle them with cinnamon, you you, they can get their magic.
Speaker 4: I don't have kids yet, elfloor.
Speaker 5: Okay, fair sprinkling, yeah, yeah, oh no, And then maybe yeah,
Speaker 5: but I don't want it to stem their outfits.
Speaker 2: When they go back to the North, Sana is gonna
Speaker 2: be like, what the heck.
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 2: Did you make this up?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I swearch just to do this.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Guys, got his face. I swear he made this up.
Speaker 3: They're still in everyone.
Speaker 4: Up didn't work?
Speaker 3: Yep, they are. They look great. They went back to
Speaker 3: see Sannah.
Speaker 4: We got as well. We gotta post that video.
Speaker 2: That is no, we are, We're we can post it
Speaker 2: on the story, but you're not posting it.
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why I look like holy hell in that video.
Speaker 3: I have no makeup on, I have all my face creams,
Speaker 3: and my skin is sagging to the floor. No, wait
Speaker 3: a second, you can post hand of story so it
Speaker 3: disappears after twenty four hours, Bianca, and that is it.
Speaker 4: Everyone's gonna see it anyways.
Speaker 2: If we twenty four hours on the story on my.
Speaker 9: Face, if we sprinkle cinnamon on those cheeks where they
Speaker 9: lived in heaven, that's.
Speaker 3: Atop self conscious. In this video, I literally looked like
Speaker 3: my grandmother.
Speaker 4: Let's do this. Let's no filter it so Shannon looks.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to filter.
Speaker 4: That looks like a like a grown man story.
Speaker 2: That's it all right?
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: five six five four eight What was your elf task?
Speaker 2: Would you call it an elf tastrophe?
Speaker 1: Elf tastrophe? What was your elf tastrophe? What? What happened
Speaker 1: to your your elf? That, by the way, is honestly
Speaker 1: the reason why I'm happy that the the kids are
Speaker 1: past the elf stage of things that becomes crazy.
Speaker 2: It is so funny.
Speaker 3: Yesterday the elves painted everybody's toennails in the house, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 1: You said something interesting, you said that Wes's two kids
Speaker 1: have elves.
Speaker 3: They have an elf Freddy yep, that they've had since
Speaker 3: they were babies, since.
Speaker 4: They were babies, and they still like that still.
Speaker 2: Goes off still, I thought already back to.
Speaker 4: The North Pole. Yeah, we had a couple.
Speaker 9: Yeah, now you know, we're cheaper than other ones where it.
Speaker 4: Was a little because you bought at a dollar came
Speaker 4: from the dollar Star.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you how we've got we got We
Speaker 3: had one elf, Riis Krispy Tree. Mojo nosis was you
Speaker 3: know our original one. Well, then Andrew and I got divorced,
Speaker 3: and so Rice Krispy Tree had to go between two houses.
Speaker 2: And she there was a mess up.
Speaker 3: There was a mess up, and so we had to
Speaker 3: another elf had to come, actually both of us. First
Speaker 3: it was Andrew, but another elf had to come. And
Speaker 3: Lucy was like, that is not Rice Krispy treat. So
Speaker 3: we were like, oh, this is another.
Speaker 2: This is a new one.
Speaker 1: Hey, Gloria, trying to explain this very before we talk
Speaker 1: about the elf. Don't you want to see shannons sagging skin?
Speaker 4: You guys know what's going on.
Speaker 10: Good morning. I just wanted to come. This was the
Speaker 10: first year that I did the elf sing for my kids.
Speaker 10: I never wanted to be a part of it, but
Speaker 10: my daughter is at that age where she's going to
Speaker 10: get older. I'm like, let's just do it one year.
Speaker 10: I will never do it again because of my animals,
Speaker 10: not because of the mischief, not because of the alves.
Speaker 10: Literally the first day that I did it, I did
Speaker 10: the one where he was hanging from the balloon. My
Speaker 10: son's cat was jumping mid air attacking it. It got
Speaker 10: on the ground. My golden doodle thought it was his baby,
Speaker 10: grabbed it. I had to cheese him around the house.
Speaker 10: It was like a nightmare. I even have pictures every
Speaker 10: day when I set it up. My son's cat is
Speaker 10: like just there, like he thinks he's a part of it.
Speaker 7: He loved it.
Speaker 1: Like it used to be that your animals hated Christmas trees.
Speaker 4: Now they hate the elves, the alf.
Speaker 10: And it's the animals. I'm like, I can't every day
Speaker 10: I'm like struggling because they're trying to get this alf.
Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm done.
Speaker 4: I get it. And by the way, you didn't do anything.
Speaker 4: The elf did it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: They and that elf may decide not to come back
Speaker 11: to your home next year, which so sad, which would
Speaker 11: be very sad, But you know what, sometimes that elf
Speaker 11: needs to go to a home that needs And what's
Speaker 11: going on, Katie?
Speaker 4: My elf he ate my elf had off? Wait wait,
Speaker 4: hold on your elf?
Speaker 6: My dog?
Speaker 7: Your dog ate my dog ate my elf? Hat on?
Speaker 4: No, so so you have an elf without a hat?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I got it back from the dog, did you?
Speaker 4: Katie? Katie?
Speaker 1: Who a you in the car with? Or wait, you're
Speaker 1: not not Katie. You're Ellie, aren't you? You're Ellie Katie's
Speaker 1: mom with daughter Ellie. How old are you Ellie nine?
Speaker 1: How did you get the hat bag? Did the dog
Speaker 1: have to poop it out.
Speaker 10: No, how I grab it out of his mouth?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, dangerous. And what's your what's the naughty
Speaker 1: dog's name?
Speaker 6: Matt? What's your house?
Speaker 7: We have a grinch elf?
Speaker 8: W what's his name?
Speaker 2: The Grinch?
Speaker 7: We have the elk the dog?
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the other elf?
Speaker 10: Name is Candy? Kim? We have two elf pets.
Speaker 3: The dog is Blizzard in the elf pets and then
Speaker 3: the elk foxes gun drop.
Speaker 4: Well, you got to protect the elf.
Speaker 1: You got to make sure that the elf stays up
Speaker 1: so that nobody can get to it. Okay, make sure
Speaker 1: Mommy does that for you. Thank you Katie for calling in.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Katy, Mery Christmas.
Speaker 4: Really take care, guys. What's going on? How you doing? Kevin?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 6: My elf?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 7: I took him for he'd liked to ride in the
Speaker 7: front of my dunk tuck on the grill in the winter.
Speaker 7: We were going to the es Curve in the winter time.
Speaker 7: Somebody lost the metal garbage can in the poor elf
Speaker 7: got Kevin.
Speaker 4: Kevin, you are a bastard. By the way.
Speaker 1: Do you know those kids that are traumatized when they
Speaker 1: see an elf on your front grille?
Speaker 4: Thinking that you hit the elf. What an evil man?
Speaker 7: He wanted to cool down.
Speaker 1: Why does it not surprise me that Kevin's got his
Speaker 1: own elf? What's going on?
Speaker 5: Debby?
Speaker 6: Hey, good morning morning. We bought one of them. We
Speaker 6: bought one of those knockoff elves and my kid named
Speaker 6: it ELPs. He's a big Elvis pan and we lost it,
Speaker 6: so we had to and I looked everywhere to get
Speaker 6: one that looked just like him, and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 6: So we got to replacement elf and we told him
Speaker 6: it was a substitute elf, like the substitute teacher.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 6: I don't think he bought an He was skeptical the last.
Speaker 4: Year, Vin, Debby, where do you get knockoff elves? At you? Amazon?
Speaker 8: It was fine?
Speaker 6: I think it was five below.
Speaker 4: Debbie, Debbie, Yeah, go blow your nose? Is it? Sonet?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: Good Morning's right next the dancing press.
Speaker 2: That don't pay attention to him?
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, so I have the best elf on the
Speaker 6: shelf story.
Speaker 10: We had Engelbert and we couldn't figure out where.
Speaker 6: To put him, so we my husband threw him up
Speaker 6: in the light picture and once he was up there,
Speaker 6: his legs hit the light bulb.
Speaker 8: We started smelling this burning.
Speaker 6: Elf has caught on fire his kitchen tongs and then
Speaker 6: wrapped his.
Speaker 10: Legs for emergency surgery so that he had a.
Speaker 6: Cat for suggle.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, So on it what a funny story. Hold on,
Speaker 1: last call, Candy, what's up Candy?
Speaker 8: Hi, longtime listener, first time calling on the phone.
Speaker 1: By the way, Candy, are you a human or are
Speaker 1: you an elf? Are we talking to the actual elf
Speaker 1: calling us.
Speaker 4: Up right now?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 8: I mean I'm about the size of an elf, but
Speaker 8: I am human.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 8: So I have quite a few children. I collect them,
Speaker 8: you know, like Pokemon cards, so we have. I thought
Speaker 8: the one year would be really cute to put our
Speaker 8: elf in the shower, like on the little shelves, you know,
Speaker 8: and put soap and stuff and put him in there
Speaker 8: like he has taken a shower. And my kids went
Speaker 8: in there and they refused to They were scared to
Speaker 8: go in the bathroom and refuse to use it because
Speaker 8: they said our ouse was a pervert.
Speaker 4: That's funny. Why is the elf taking a shower with
Speaker 4: little kids? By the way, That, by the way, is
Speaker 4: going to be one of those Smart.
Speaker 1: That's going to be a story. There's going to be
Speaker 1: an expose on the local news stations. Parents, watch out,
Speaker 1: there's an elf in showers here. Thank you, Candy. You
Speaker 1: have a great day.
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas.