Speaker 1: Miss a play.
Speaker 2: We've got a wild Wednesday, it's this Saturday's game.
Speaker 3: Gonna know the turn your mic out?
Speaker 4: Did We've got a wild and k we got shot
Speaker 4: the York Gosh, Saturday's game.
Speaker 2: Be calling for eleven right now to win a pair
Speaker 2: of tickets.
Speaker 1: Take on the Annaheim.
Speaker 5: Call.
Speaker 1: Now we heard like half of that. Let's go yeah
Speaker 1: some hockey baby, no idea.
Speaker 6: That's right, So Sauce turned off his mic. Yeah see
Speaker 6: that was eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Sau This is Sauce. You already in like five ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have pages with it.
Speaker 3: What happened to you being written up?
Speaker 1: Nothing? But my plan is underway.
Speaker 7: Okay, here's how you come back. You write down the
Speaker 7: fact that Corey's writing you up. That that's offensive.
Speaker 6: So it's like inceptions, dream dream within dream, and it
Speaker 6: spins on itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah he said, she said, there seems like I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. Yeah, all right, well played.
Speaker 3: Some spouts.
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Speaker 1: Actually pretty bored with sports.
Speaker 6: Everything we've not talked about that is interesting for somebody
Speaker 6: right now, what's interesting that that we have not discussed.
Speaker 1: It's like the wild loss of a vice plan Sunday.
Speaker 3: The Tom Brady is coming to America. That's interesting. Yes,
Speaker 3: he's opening a store called Card Vault.
Speaker 6: Card Vault Cardaul tom Brady Trading Cards opens.
Speaker 3: On Sunday at the blooming To Mega Mall, an event
Speaker 3: at five o'clock. He'll be in the Huntingdon Bank Rotunda,
Speaker 3: which is I believe your nickname in high school.
Speaker 1: Saw it wasn't sponsored, Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, an interactive fan experience, exclusive giveaways, and Tom Brady'll
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 1: No kidding.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Wow, when was the last time you called it
Speaker 6: the Mega Mall. I've never heard that back. It was
Speaker 6: a thing for a.
Speaker 1: Really long time. I call it that a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When hawks said, I was like, I've never heard that before.
Speaker 1: I always call it the Megamore. Really. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think Mall of America has done a lot to
Speaker 6: try to rebrand it, to say may because I would
Speaker 6: argue for most of the nineties and early two thousands,
Speaker 6: everybody's like, let's go to the Mega Mall. Really that
Speaker 6: was kind of the nickname when they just like, I
Speaker 6: wanted to.
Speaker 3: Take that name.
Speaker 6: Mway is sweet. How hey advertising works. They tried to
Speaker 6: brand it MA for a long, long timeline, not that
Speaker 6: I ever go there, But then he said Mega Mall,
Speaker 6: and it just when I went right back into the
Speaker 6: old habits and say yeah, let's go to the Mega Mall.
Speaker 6: I honestly like, right away I thought it was a
Speaker 6: different place until I put Bloomington next together.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 3: That was Hawk Sunday.
Speaker 1: So he must not be doing the gas game right now,
Speaker 1: he's doing our.
Speaker 9: Game and then he's just going to go over there
Speaker 9: from there at noon, and then he is doing our game.
Speaker 1: Zach is saying, yes, he is.
Speaker 7: That would make sense to taking off of covering a game.
Speaker 1: He's definitely. Yeah, Well there you go.
Speaker 3: So if you want to see what he looks like
Speaker 3: in real life, there he is.
Speaker 1: Go to the Mega Mall. Meg Yeah, great spot. I
Speaker 1: love the Megamall. It loves you. Thanks.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true, do you actually?
Speaker 1: I actually do? Yeah, big fan, it's fun.
Speaker 10: I grew up in Bloomington, been there a million times,
Speaker 10: and and last couple of weeks ago I went there
Speaker 10: after the show, so I got there kind of early
Speaker 10: before the stores were opened, that that morning walking the maker. Yeah,
Speaker 10: that's legit, man, Like, there's a lot of people purpose man.
Speaker 1: Get those steps in. I was that.
Speaker 11: That's why she lived to be ninety nine and still
Speaker 11: is on Facebook and and driving and sharp as attack
Speaker 11: until she was in her final weeks.
Speaker 10: In all ages, I wasn't, you know. It wasn't just
Speaker 10: you know, the older people, it was. It was all
Speaker 10: ages of people in groups were walking. It was I was,
Speaker 10: I was, And it wasn't even that cold yet. People
Speaker 10: in their twenties were real Uh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thirties, yeah, forties as a matter of fact, yes,
Speaker 8: sixties blows your mind, but they're there.
Speaker 1: Fifties, even the fifties, teens, even fifties, the teens. Yep,
Speaker 1: I saw some teens, kids under ten.
Speaker 10: I saw some kids walking with some with some twenty
Speaker 10: and thirty year olds.
Speaker 1: And that's everybody, Yes, that is everybody. What about Hawk's
Speaker 1: favorite people in their nineties?
Speaker 10: Oh oh absolutely they were there more for the people watching,
Speaker 10: you know, they were kind of hanging out of the benches,
Speaker 10: but they were there.
Speaker 6: If we run out of things to say, absolutely, octagenarians
Speaker 6: were they there?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? People who get oxygen. Eight of them.
Speaker 6: People that get oxygen, but of course they were sauce.
Speaker 1: Would you do those?
Speaker 6: Would you do an endorsement for those like portable oxygen packs?
Speaker 9: Yeah, because I'll probably need one in like two years.
Speaker 6: That would be a great bit. I've heard these kick ass. Eventually,
Speaker 6: I'll beyond this. Oh no, ahead of man, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: see you on the Game Show Network promoting portable oxygen tanks.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see you in hell.
Speaker 6: Okay nine eight twenty seven, Paul said, I'll see you
Speaker 6: in hell.
Speaker 3: Ron Marino always believed the heavy woolen New York Yankees
Speaker 3: jersey hanging in his closet since nineteen fifty nine had
Speaker 3: been worn by Yogi Barra, even though it had a
Speaker 3: number thirty five on the back rather than Bearra's famous
Speaker 3: number eight.
Speaker 6: I don't even know where this is going. I just
Speaker 6: love that you started with the even it was the
Speaker 6: wrong number.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Fifty years later, Marino and his son Matt put their
Speaker 3: belief through the best identification authentification test they could find.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and nine, they brought the jersey to
Speaker 3: Barra himself, eighty four years old, during an autograph session
Speaker 3: for Barra. It was like deja vu all over again.
Speaker 1: Get it, yep.
Speaker 3: If we had any apprehension, any skepticism that it wasn't his,
Speaker 3: he looked at it and tears walled up in his eyes.
Speaker 3: Marino said, he said, how'd you get this? I haven't
Speaker 3: seen this since nineteen forty seven. It's now up for
Speaker 3: auction bidding for the autographed Barrow jersey number thirty five
Speaker 3: from his rookie season. Yeah, he is already up around
Speaker 3: two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: That's because, yeah, like there's a lot of guys that
Speaker 10: just kind of get handed numbers right when you get
Speaker 10: brought up. I mean I wore number fifty minute. I
Speaker 10: had two different numbers actually through preseason in Florida, number
Speaker 10: fifty in number something else.
Speaker 3: Your number fifty jerseys up for auction, right, it's up
Speaker 3: to forty nine cents. Wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm honored.
Speaker 11: Someone Watts, I'll give you ten dollars on.
Speaker 1: That twenty X in about thirteen seconds.
Speaker 3: The jersey's journey into Marino's hands more than sixty five
Speaker 3: years ago happened thanks to a trip to the Boys
Speaker 3: and Girls Club by his cousin Sonny in East Harlem
Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 1: Incredible. Wow.
Speaker 3: I know Sonny happened to be at the club one
Speaker 3: day when the Yankees delivered a card box full of
Speaker 3: used jerseys. The club allowed each child to pull one
Speaker 3: jersey out of the box, and his uncle pulled that
Speaker 3: one out.
Speaker 1: Wow, what at what a lot oft? Yeah? Good for
Speaker 1: him to hang on.
Speaker 11: Just going to say that, I can't imagine hanging onto
Speaker 11: something like that for so long and then.
Speaker 10: Realizing I think that somebody must have been like, you know,
Speaker 10: that's probably Yogi's from when he first, Like somebody might
Speaker 10: have tipped him offer almost It's just incredible for them
Speaker 10: to just hang on to a random jersey for that long.
Speaker 6: That's how I feel about all my ninja turtles. Eventually
Speaker 6: they're going to pay off. I have so many of them, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Killing something any babies when I was younger, did you really?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: How so? So I had a.
Speaker 11: Bunch of them, and once they started gaining value, my
Speaker 11: parents were you suggested, like, you know, you can hang
Speaker 11: out of these and they may have some value. And
Speaker 11: there were some things that I wanted to purchase, and
Speaker 11: so we looked into it and I made I think.
Speaker 11: I was like, I don't know, fifteen and I made
Speaker 11: a couple of grand off of selling.
Speaker 1: Them.
Speaker 11: We listed them on well, actually, what's funny the little
Speaker 11: ads in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, old school yep.
Speaker 11: And then I remember we met somebody in the McDonald's
Speaker 11: parking lot by my house. We met somebody else in
Speaker 11: the school parking lot. I didn't have anybody all mustaches.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can.
Speaker 6: I didn't have anyone of them have a Channel four microphone.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: One more thing about this, by the way, that makes
Speaker 3: it even cooler. They went to a different authenticator, the
Speaker 3: Professional Sports Authenticator. They found a picture of Yogi Barra
Speaker 3: wearing that exact jersey in his second game of his
Speaker 3: rookie season April seventeenth, nineteen forty seven to two to
Speaker 3: one win over the Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: That's a badass.
Speaker 3: That was just so all these kind of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's from the athletic Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: May do a good job.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's more and or twenty seven for a while
Speaker 10: and switched to thirty threeks.
Speaker 1: He was just given twenty seven and he wanted it
Speaker 1: because of Patrick waugh On. Correct, he likes hockey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he loves. I love it is that I made a
Speaker 1: killing and it was like two grand.
Speaker 11: It was like four thousand, maybe three thousand bucks. And
Speaker 11: this person just madere gonna make two hundred.
Speaker 1: It's a ton of money for a fourteen that was pumped.
Speaker 1: I was pretty excited. A ton of money, you spend
Speaker 1: it on one place? I did well. No, And honestly
Speaker 1: I saved a lot of it too. But say for college. Yeah, Paul,
Speaker 1: If you save money sometimes it can can help you
Speaker 1: down the road.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's saving it for Vegas.
Speaker 1: Just I saved money. Man.
Speaker 3: You know what do good for you?
Speaker 1: It's good every month.
Speaker 3: A Canadian radar technician, why, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: They're making fun of me for saving money.
Speaker 3: You know what, I didn't even hear it. It's I'm
Speaker 3: so used to it.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 3: A Canadian radar technician was up there and at his
Speaker 3: Arctic outpost and he saw some polar bears. So he
Speaker 3: went out and started taking picture of him because they're
Speaker 3: polar bears. You don't see it very often. Pretty cool,
Speaker 3: they're being polar bears, and of course they ate them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bears.
Speaker 3: They sure did. Christopher Best thirty four.
Speaker 10: There's there's a There is a saying when it comes
Speaker 10: to bears, if it's brown, laid down. If it's black,
Speaker 10: fight back, and if it's white, say good nights.
Speaker 1: They are killers. Uh huh? He what they want anything.
Speaker 3: He left the safety of his Revert Island facility the
Speaker 3: day after he arrived there to work, started taking pictures
Speaker 3: and he walked past the sign said don't go past
Speaker 3: here because those are bears, and they they If you heard.
Speaker 1: Why turn it right.
Speaker 6: The very last photo looked like a dental X ray
Speaker 6: of the polar bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he snapped a photos of an enormous animal that
Speaker 3: he thought was all by itself.
Speaker 1: I'll bet you were we talking.
Speaker 3: Uh six seven ninety pounds, that huge bitch.
Speaker 1: Bigger, But what he didn't know, way bigger.
Speaker 3: He was taking pictures of a bear he thought was
Speaker 3: alone while the other ones went, sh I gotta go
Speaker 3: around behind him, the raptors toes and showing your muscles.
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing.
Speaker 6: Some polar bears out there just strutting its ass, making distracting.
Speaker 10: Yeah, just a mistake after mistake, this classic bear tactics.
Speaker 1: Alone with good Lord, this guy was just wanted to
Speaker 1: be eating. Yeah, probably maybe not enough. One can not
Speaker 1: be the most fun way to go. Probably not No, No,
Speaker 1: you got to hope that the left hook just the
Speaker 1: first one. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10: Whatever the figure out is, please make it be the
Speaker 10: last the old swipe for me.
Speaker 1: Yep, there you go. So there you go.
Speaker 3: That's sports.
Speaker 1: That was sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't have any.
Speaker 6: Tom Brady's coming to the megamall Yeah, Yogi Barrow wore
Speaker 6: multiple numbers.
Speaker 1: And the Bears some dumb ass. The Bears are going
Speaker 1: to feast on Sunday, and they feasted on Christopher Best.
Speaker 3: I dare you Cory Worst.
Speaker 6: I don't know if they thought he was the best.
Speaker 6: Check the Yelp reviews. We'll see what they think. It's
Speaker 6: a man's life. I'm joking about, but I mean, whatever
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Speaker 1: It's five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 3: You want to think about it?
Speaker 1: Oh my boy? Is it? It is somewhere like Dova
Speaker 1: was an awkward And I told Ben Mallard that multiple times.
Speaker 1: And I hear his voice in the shower every morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he he sent a letter to HR.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true though.
Speaker 6: Every day every day he's doing his Mallard monologues and
Speaker 6: I'm just scrubbing, yep, just seventy a shower. I'm a
Speaker 6: never knew fume. Yeah, I'm a never knew you can't
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, No, I can't. I didn't know
Speaker 1: exactly where Jeane shorts in the showers.
Speaker 10: That was nothing more comfortable, nothing more comfortable than they
Speaker 10: go wet.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you should try, dude, it's a it's a
Speaker 6: lifestyle choice, but it works, not saper.
Speaker 1: Whatever makes you feel good, do you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play this sight unseen because it seems
Speaker 3: fascinating to me. There's a newly discovered species of bees.
Speaker 1: Ugh hees what they do? Maybe they're nice? Beat me?
Speaker 3: Well, these are called the devil bee, so I'm gonnaet sooner.
Speaker 13: Thankscellent is called mega Kylie lucifer because it sports a
Speaker 13: pair of little devil like horns. The bee was found
Speaker 13: in Western Australia in twenty nineteen and described in a
Speaker 13: study published this week in the Journal of timon up
Speaker 13: Terra Research. Lead author Kit Prendergast said that she was
Speaker 13: writing about the insect while watching the Netflix show Lucifer,
Speaker 13: and the name fit perfectly.
Speaker 3: I'm Michael Kassner. That's too much information.
Speaker 1: It's a long name, but it sounded like a really
Speaker 1: cool name. Yeah, but there were some big words in that.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible name. Well, Corey saying Lucifer.
Speaker 3: The devil bee.
Speaker 1: Doesn't look as scary as if.
Speaker 3: I just kind of looks like it doesn't look like
Speaker 3: the devil I.
Speaker 11: Mean, it definitely has little horns on it.
Speaker 1: Box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't make it weird.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What else am I going to do that? Duh? Thanks? Really?
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Speaker 6: Look, I'm a skeptic. I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 6: This makes no sense to me, so many questions about this.
Speaker 6: A gamer has broken a record that stood for almost
Speaker 6: ten years by playing Dance Dance Revolution.
Speaker 1: For how many hours? Oh my god? Oh my ten alright, so.
Speaker 6: Dance Dance Revolution the world record two and seventy hours. Okay,
Speaker 6: Parker Parkers has two seventies. I guess I'm old sleeping too.
Speaker 6: You're saying you're you're so, I mean you're dancing like
Speaker 6: eleven days.
Speaker 1: Okay, that might be a little high. We might it
Speaker 1: might be somewhere between us, be a little uh audre.
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm going to say fifty two hours?
Speaker 1: Fifty two?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say about four days. Some say about one
Speaker 3: hundred hours.
Speaker 1: One hundred sauce. I'm gonna say seventy eight hours, seventy
Speaker 1: eight hours, Zachary sixty nine hours. That did everybody go
Speaker 1: on too? Three four hours? Yeah? So Mark, you said ten,
Speaker 1: do you want to change your guests? Let's go uh
Speaker 1: thirty two thirty two? All right, that's that's closer.
Speaker 6: Is a bit stall off by a million miles, man,
Speaker 6: I have a lot of questions. One hundred and forty
Speaker 6: four hours he danced.
Speaker 1: He danced over three thousand songs. I believe it. One
Speaker 1: hundred and forty four hours Straightboy, go there, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. You don't know that parents breaks. He's probably
Speaker 1: got some nice quaw, he repeated himself a lot.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, stadium, buddy, there's nothing better than just watching
Speaker 10: somebody just go hard on dance Dance Revolution in forty
Speaker 10: six days.
Speaker 1: I mean that also, I mean it works out.
Speaker 6: That's like just under three minutes a song, so that
Speaker 6: that part checks out. Three thousand songs, claims that about
Speaker 6: twenty two thousand calories burned. That's it dancing for six
Speaker 6: dames days straight. Twenty two thousand calories.
Speaker 1: Although that's dance for six days.
Speaker 6: I burn.
Speaker 7: I burned like four thousand plus just golfing for a
Speaker 7: couple hours.
Speaker 1: I can't be right. Do you work golfing? You need
Speaker 1: to better watch. I burned calories, like.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Michael, Oh look at oh somebody with metabolism still
Speaker 6: is bringing them up burning calories.
Speaker 1: The rest of us havn't burned a calories. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: give it some time.
Speaker 11: Some time.
Speaker 1: Seven, it's over. I got the wrong way.
Speaker 7: Ever since basketball, I've lost like thirty five pounds and I.
Speaker 1: Just like, oh, wow, he loses weight without trying. He
Speaker 1: burns calorie while he's golfing.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's just must be rough being Parker fox A,
Speaker 6: You're gonna be okay, chicken.
Speaker 1: Buddy, clock is ticking on you. Here's a fun question.
Speaker 6: Here's a fun one, based on percentage of population. What
Speaker 6: is the whitest state in the United States of America?
Speaker 1: Utah? Yeah, that's you answered quickly. That's a good parish,
Speaker 1: goes Utah. Yeah, it's probably Utah. Okay, anybody else have
Speaker 1: a guess they want.
Speaker 11: To walk in the first thing that came to my
Speaker 11: mind was Arkansas Alaska.
Speaker 7: Hmmmm, well, I don't know a lot of snow. Yeah,
Speaker 7: just what those northerns. You got to think about the
Speaker 7: Native Lane. Yeahthing like Maine ninety percent. Maine is number
Speaker 7: one of Vermont. In West Virginia right behind it eighty
Speaker 7: nine point one. The least white state is twenty one
Speaker 7: point six percent.
Speaker 1: That's Hawaii. But yeah, Maine, got it, Maine.
Speaker 3: So you met skid call.
Speaker 1: Snow a lot of snow in Alaska?
Speaker 3: No, I get it.
Speaker 1: That's funny, well played.
Speaker 6: Let's just keep gamifying this cause why don't know, we're
Speaker 6: going away from race and we're not gamifying it the
Speaker 6: way you spelled it. Research from Ohio State University found
Speaker 6: that living within thirty miles of blank may be linked
Speaker 6: to a longer life by at least a year.
Speaker 1: If you live within thirty miles of what hospital?
Speaker 9: That's not a bad guess, thanks, that's a really good guess.
Speaker 1: Target. That's taking years off of my life.
Speaker 6: A body of water that is mostly right, here's here's
Speaker 6: the that's I'm going to give you credit for that.
Speaker 1: Ocean.
Speaker 6: But it's ocean or a golf but the same According
Speaker 6: to their study, the same doesn't apply to people who
Speaker 6: live near inland.
Speaker 1: Bodies of water.
Speaker 6: So if you live on Lake Minnetaka, it does not
Speaker 6: have the same effect as an ocean.
Speaker 1: What if I would disagree. What about superior?
Speaker 5: What if?
Speaker 10: What if you haven't anybody of water and like to live.
Speaker 9: In the woods. I think anybody living on Lake Minettaka is.
Speaker 1: Doing all right. I'm probably feeling yeah, nice view. They
Speaker 1: worried about much? No, probably not. We're doing well.
Speaker 6: It was on this date in what year did a
Speaker 6: guy named do you Gray walk along the shores of
Speaker 6: Lockness in Scotland when he saw what he thought was
Speaker 6: something strange? So we took five pictures after developing the film.
Speaker 6: Four of the pictures were blank. That's mysterious. The other one,
Speaker 6: he claims, is the first ever picture of the Lockness Monster.
Speaker 6: What year did that famous Lockness Monster picture take place?
Speaker 1: Number? Sixty eight? Sixteen thirty forty two, twenty seven?
Speaker 3: Man was seventy two.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna say seventy two was my original guest, so
Speaker 11: now I'm mad.
Speaker 1: Thirty five almost nailed it.
Speaker 6: Nineteen thirty three, thirty.
Speaker 1: Two, nineteen thirty three, Yeah, said, didn't you? It was
Speaker 1: way too million? Were you in where that? Weren't you
Speaker 1: in Scotland? He didn't go. We did not go to Lockness.
Speaker 1: It's pretty far from afraid of the mine. You're afraid
Speaker 1: of the well.
Speaker 6: It was a pretty lengthy day trip from Edinburgh and
Speaker 6: we're like, I I gotta go.
Speaker 1: It's a lake. There's no monster. I'm going the lake.
Speaker 1: It's a lake. There's nothing there.
Speaker 9: Okay stebouh Yeah, no, Hawk and I would go hawk
Speaker 9: Owen's Land there. We were going to go see it
Speaker 9: and I think next summer a lord.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 6: John Hughes, the director. The film director is a gigantic
Speaker 6: White Sox fan, so he wanted Ferris Bueller to have
Speaker 6: his day off be at Comisky, but because of the
Speaker 6: shooting schedule, they had to film it at a Cubs
Speaker 6: game instead, So that's where all the infamous Cubs scenes
Speaker 6: take place in Ferris Bueller's day off.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care for the Cubs at all. He loves
Speaker 1: the White Sox way better. Very disappointing. Oh what else?
Speaker 9: Does he love? Rosie big Socks? Okay he said that twice.
Speaker 1: I never heard that. I kind of like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I make a statement? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: And here with his statement is the fans. Paul Lambert,
Speaker 6: that movie is just okay. I know, I know everybody
Speaker 6: loves it. It's just it's fine. It's not the greatest
Speaker 6: film of all time. It's just fine.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Yeah, you're not missing much. Really,
Speaker 1: this rich kid is tired of going to school. You
Speaker 1: know we all did.
Speaker 6: Do you best to give the movie summary to Audrey,
Speaker 6: who has never seen what happens in Ferris Bueller's day off.
Speaker 9: He doesn't want to go to school. He's like, you
Speaker 9: miss all the lives you sleep through. That's like the
Speaker 9: famous code from the film. Him and his buddies are
Speaker 9: going to skip school. As one buddy's afraid of his dad.
Speaker 9: His dad is a really nice car. Farris tells him, Hey,
Speaker 9: we should take that car out and he's like, no,
Speaker 9: my dad will kill me. He cares about this car
Speaker 9: more than I do. And so then they drive it
Speaker 9: around and then they meet like the hot dog King
Speaker 9: of the Midwest, Tommy Olsen, and then they can't get
Speaker 9: into this restaurant. But then they tell him that their
Speaker 9: uncle or something. Then they go to a Cubs game.
Speaker 9: Then he sings a Beatles song and then he chases.
Speaker 9: He has to get home before his mom gets him,
Speaker 9: and the principal hates him, and they say bueler, bueler, bueler.
Speaker 1: Chris on air production meeting.
Speaker 6: We have a new weekly game where like Zach tells
Speaker 6: Sauce to describe the plot of a movie and he
Speaker 6: records the answer, and then we play the audio and
Speaker 6: the rest of the room has to guess what movie
Speaker 6: Sauce is describing. I've seen I've seen Ferris Bueller's Day
Speaker 6: Off I don't know fifty times. And until he said
Speaker 6: the word Bueler, I had no idea what movie he
Speaker 6: was talking about.
Speaker 5: Really, skip school score, No, Corey just hates me spoiler
Speaker 5: alert to write that down.
Speaker 10: He nails apart. However about the dad loving the car
Speaker 10: more than Yeah, he didn't nail that.
Speaker 1: And now that guy's in succession, Yes he is Alan Ruck,
Speaker 1: Gordie Howe Jersey, Sure, yeah, you get it all right. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like the movie. However, love movies.
Speaker 6: It was on this date in nineteen ninety nine that
Speaker 6: Kevin Smith's Dogma Oh came out.
Speaker 14: Yeah that crack oh, it still cracks me up. Sausage gone.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna start with Sauce. Sauce is a movie official. Now,
Speaker 14: don't we just heard this? I give you the character,
Speaker 14: You tell me who played him? Okay, uh, Cardinal Ignasius
Speaker 14: Glick that would be.
Speaker 1: The one and only George Carlin. That is the correct answer.
Speaker 6: Who played God? Alanis Morris statute for two? Who played Serendipity.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one. Ummm was it an a flack?
Speaker 1: No ob? Serendipity was a gal? Yeah, that was a test.
Speaker 6: That's psalmahyek ye. Who played Bartleby and Loki. I don't
Speaker 6: even care which one is which.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's enough.
Speaker 9: O that moved all right, Buddy Christ, Yeah, Buddy Christ
Speaker 9: is a great bit o.
Speaker 1: That sauce.
Speaker 6: You're flying tomorrow, parish. It sounds like you're flying on Friday, right.
Speaker 6: Hopefully airlines are warning people that flight cancelations will continue
Speaker 6: even after the shutdown ends because they need time to
Speaker 6: adjust schedules and staffing. So even if whatever happens today
Speaker 6: in Washington everything goes the way that we think it
Speaker 6: might go, it sounds like the problem is not solved immediately.
Speaker 6: It makes sense that there's a trickle down effect in Domino,
Speaker 6: so it sounds like it still might be a while
Speaker 6: before we're back to normal.
Speaker 10: So keep an eye on your Yeah, we heard that
Speaker 10: was Washington the news about that last night, and they
Speaker 10: were saying, hopefully it'll just be a couple of days,
Speaker 10: and well, it's Friday nights.
Speaker 1: That's a couple of days. A couple of days should
Speaker 1: be all right. I'm going to hold people. I don't
Speaker 1: want another flight canceled, sauce is confirmed? Good, it's confirmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm assuming you're flying Delta, you are correct,
Speaker 2: and they are. They have completed all of their FA
Speaker 2: directed flight cancelations through November thirteenth.
Speaker 1: So oh sweet nice, thanks to Echo.
Speaker 10: Go on, get I need one more day there. Thirteenth
Speaker 10: does not help me, You'll be all right?
Speaker 1: Helps me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Is that so good for you?
Speaker 6: But new survey ask people for the holiday season, what
Speaker 6: do you prefer getting something practical and useful or getting
Speaker 6: something fun as a gift? What percentage was higher the
Speaker 6: people that wanted the practical gift or the fun gift?
Speaker 1: Fun? Practical fun, practical fun?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: What I just went opposite bugs.
Speaker 3: Practically, I feel like.
Speaker 1: It should I feel like it should be fun, but
Speaker 1: I feel like yah.
Speaker 6: It was interesting that the practical people sounded bored and
Speaker 6: disinterested with life, and then the fun people even also
Speaker 6: were like, I want something fun. Yeah, uh, fifty seven
Speaker 6: percent say they prefer something practical, twenty five percent say fun,
Speaker 6: and then everybody else doesn't care.
Speaker 1: But I think the older you get, the more underprocess something.
Speaker 9: There's the thing.
Speaker 11: If there's something practical or something that like I need
Speaker 11: that will make my life easier, I'm just going.
Speaker 1: To buy it for myself. That's adulting, right, It's I'm
Speaker 1: just going to get it.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I like being surprised or something outside the box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather never get a gift again. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: hate gifts? Go that far?
Speaker 6: Yeah, congratulations, will take christ Thank Parker. You see the
Speaker 6: theme last week? I said I would double the size
Speaker 6: of your dis exactly. Just take things off of my
Speaker 6: plate and I will ward you.
Speaker 1: I told you not like going to wedding. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I just can't control himself around the cupcakes?
Speaker 1: Is it for dressing? I don't like dressing up. I
Speaker 1: don't like dress up.
Speaker 6: I don't know like the whole thing. I'd rather just
Speaker 6: rather just kind of check and call it a day.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you.
Speaker 7: I told my parents about that this weekend because I
Speaker 7: was out there place watching the Vikings game, and I
Speaker 7: was like, well, there's another person we could take off.
Speaker 7: The last car.
Speaker 3: Perfect light rail in San Francisco, the driver fell asleep. Oh,
Speaker 3: listen to this audio. She's just cruising. The problem is
Speaker 3: she was asleep and they were coming up on a corner,
Speaker 3: little Boy, which she took it fifty miles per hour.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Relax, relve, re live, come up. We didn't crash. Relax, Relax,
Speaker 1: we didn't cry. Yeah, we're good the whole.
Speaker 6: If you see the video, everybody gets tossed to one side.
Speaker 1: Moments you don't have a chance, pull your hands up.
Speaker 1: The lady driving wood Hawk.
Speaker 3: Well she needs a nap first, she's gone to relax.
Speaker 1: Sure, got it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would have guessed that there was some kind of
Speaker 3: fail safe that would keep that train from going.
Speaker 6: Sure, if we have airplanes that essentially fly themselves, we
Speaker 6: don't have light rails that do that, right, I would
Speaker 6: think that's nuts.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 6: I would have assumed that it's not speed up, you know,
Speaker 6: slow down, take the turns, that that thing's on autopilot.
Speaker 1: Same, I guess.
Speaker 11: Not.
Speaker 3: Speaking of pilot, we've heard that the target is asking
Speaker 3: their people to smile. More. I wonder if Delta is
Speaker 3: asking their pilots to do this. This is a Delta
Speaker 3: Airlines pilot before a flight.
Speaker 12: I know we probably have quite a few nervous flyers today.
Speaker 12: It is perfectly understandable. I want to emphasize aircraft not
Speaker 12: move a single inch. Let's put my co Captain Michael
Speaker 12: and myself are absolute certain it's safe to do so.
Speaker 12: Before I left the house on this trip, I little
Speaker 12: one learned the word ice cream and she made me
Speaker 12: make sure I promised her to get her ice cream
Speaker 12: when I get back home from the drip. That being said, nothing,
Speaker 12: and I mean absolutely nothing, i'd safe comes in to
Speaker 12: pike me that little girl in her ice cream. I
Speaker 12: know you guys probably have some similar plans, maybe not tonight,
Speaker 12: but probably tomorrow afternoon with please feel free to join
Speaker 12: our wife by and take care of picking out which
Speaker 12: place you guys are going to get ice cream or
Speaker 12: should your friends and family text about what you guys.
Speaker 1: Do it on the flight.
Speaker 12: Should be a really nice day to go flying. We'll
Speaker 12: get you guys up there safely.
Speaker 1: That's nice hull right this. I think there's two sides
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 6: If there's a delay because of a mechanical issue, and
Speaker 6: then you can tell people are nervous, like should we
Speaker 6: be flying? Then I think something like that's completely appropriate.
Speaker 6: It's like, hey, calm everybody down. That's a really nice message. Look,
Speaker 6: I wouldn't be getting on this plane if I thought
Speaker 6: this plane was a risk, right. But if that is
Speaker 6: for no reason, I'd be like, are they not telling
Speaker 6: us something?
Speaker 9: I'm that guy making a random announcement.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything I can to get back to
Speaker 1: my dogs. Should we be on this plane?
Speaker 6: I want that after a long delay, going Hey, guys,
Speaker 6: I know, I know this took a long time. We
Speaker 6: told you there was an issue. Total has been taken
Speaker 6: care of. We're not forcing this. We're going, yeah, we're good.
Speaker 6: How about yourself?
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 11: I read an article about a pilot who they had
Speaker 11: mechanical issues and he announced to the passengers listen, I
Speaker 11: don't feel comfortable taking this plane out. I'm sorry, and
Speaker 11: I'm not going to do it if I'm not one
Speaker 11: hundred percent convinced, and so I'm out. I would have
Speaker 11: respected it as a passenger had been.
Speaker 1: Like I'm out too.
Speaker 11: I don't you know, I mean the chances of there
Speaker 11: being you know something that would have really been catastrophic
Speaker 11: are probably slim.
Speaker 1: But if my dad's an airline pilot and.
Speaker 11: I am a terrified flyer, you said, text my dad
Speaker 11: if I had delays because of mechanical issues, and I'd
Speaker 11: make him log in and see what was going on.
Speaker 1: And I remember one time I was really really nervous and.
Speaker 11: He's like, the toilet in first class isn't working. And
Speaker 11: I was like, okay, no need to panic. But if
Speaker 11: there's anything, if a pilot is not feeling one hundred percent,
Speaker 11: I I would appreciate that kind of honesty. And I
Speaker 11: am following you off of that birden hey, and.
Speaker 1: If the toilet in first class isn't working, how are
Speaker 1: marking so.
Speaker 6: After they go to the Delta club and now my
Speaker 6: toilet's not working.
Speaker 3: I do think it's different to that pilot. That pilot
Speaker 3: sounded cool, and he seemed like somebody that was reassuring.
Speaker 3: But if your pilot sounded like this.
Speaker 9: Hello, we were dealing with an issue. We found out
Speaker 9: there's a man on the flight flying back to Indiana.
Speaker 9: He brought his entire turn collection on the flight. H
Speaker 9: He's in section.
Speaker 1: Twelve, Section twour f the stadium, wave as you walk by.
Speaker 1: He's a kind man, but you know what he really likes.
Speaker 1: He really likes poop. All right, this captain mead sas Ba.
Speaker 6: So in this scenario when we wave, when we walk by,
Speaker 6: so all getting off the plane.
Speaker 1: But he's not.
Speaker 6: He's just gonna sit in section twelve as we walk
Speaker 6: by and walk past his turn collection.
Speaker 9: Well say, if anybody needs extra time. It's a massive
Speaker 9: turd collection. So Dwight got on first.
Speaker 6: Why did they allow him to bring it on the plane,
Speaker 6: because it's fright, it's gonna bring it back home.
Speaker 1: He's a frequent flyer. You just said he was a
Speaker 1: very kind man. Man.
Speaker 9: Yes, he can't fight without his turn collection, but he's
Speaker 9: allowed to.
Speaker 3: Is there a scenario in your comedy FOI that doesn't
Speaker 3: involve my dad turns at all?
Speaker 1: No, hang on, let's he take two. But it has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Chris's sister or dad.
Speaker 9: Just for once, Hello, this is captain meet Sauce. We've
Speaker 9: run into a few problems. Hello, we are dealing with
Speaker 9: a problem. We'll get to it as soon as we can.
Speaker 9: We can't mention what it is. But if you're that's
Speaker 9: a pilot he can log in and see that. The
Speaker 9: issue and the problem we're looking to solve is the chair.
Speaker 1: You just said, we can't tell you the issue. You
Speaker 1: just said that six second. Feel better. You just told
Speaker 1: us we couldn't know.
Speaker 9: Please be quiet. You knew that was Cory in the
Speaker 9: middle seat. So you can ski on the way home
Speaker 9: because we know that's why you're here.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 9: The problem that we've come across out of the pilot.
Speaker 9: Both pilots have horrible pink eye. We spent too much
Speaker 9: money at a strip club last night. We can't fly,
Speaker 9: so good luck.
Speaker 1: Yes, the second my pilot said, this is Captain meet,
Speaker 1: I have have you actually?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 9: I took fine lessons and I flew with the guy
Speaker 9: and it was fun.
Speaker 1: Just told us the plot to dun Kirk. That's how
Speaker 1: you should have opened your announcement. It was fun.
Speaker 3: Cory, you did the birthday today and you didn't mention
Speaker 3: the one I thought would be the top of your list.
Speaker 1: Go on, Wallace Sean, Yeah, Wallace Shawan's eighty two. How
Speaker 1: that two years old?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 6: The Battle of wits has begun. He's from the Princess Bride. Also,
Speaker 6: he's famously the voice toy story as well. But he's
Speaker 6: he's is he the dealer and the dealer va he
Speaker 6: will forever be known as the guy from Princess Bride
Speaker 6: forever who does the Battle of Wits against Wesley.
Speaker 10: It's the best, such a such a genius scene.
Speaker 3: It's a good bit, man.
Speaker 1: I can clearly going to mess with the Sicilian when
Speaker 1: life death is on the left the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and al Michael's birthday today as well. Eighty one.
Speaker 1: Still one of the goats going going heck yeah.
Speaker 3: After twenty years on ABC's Monday Night Football, I moved
Speaker 3: to NBC Sunday Night Football Once in a football moved
Speaker 3: from ABC to ESPN. You ever met him?
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I know I'm slacking.
Speaker 3: He also was the one that's had thanks. Do you
Speaker 3: believe in miracles? Yes?
Speaker 1: And what sport was that hog?
Speaker 3: That was lacrosse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're correct, wasn't Rosie there? You got this ticket
Speaker 1: member and uh sweatshirt that too?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true. Do you know what we're talking about?
Speaker 3: The lovely in Talisen Parker?
Speaker 1: Like, are you Rosen sure?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I mean, do you believe in miracles?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I know that. I just was curious
Speaker 1: that you was actually at the game.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but it was.
Speaker 1: A hockey You have the best seat in the house
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 10: I got a poster in my parents' garage.
Speaker 1: Baby, that's one of my favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 1: You're making meatballs. That's great. To take it test. I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 9: Test.
Speaker 1: Great movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a buddy that actually can do it
Speaker 7: word for word, like all the way through the whole movie,
Speaker 7: even as much as like the president's speech over the
Speaker 7: radio when herb is driving to the uh uh to
Speaker 7: the Christmas party. Yah, you can do the whole movie.
Speaker 7: It's incredible. It's uh yeah, it's not, although it's not
Speaker 7: very fun to watch with him because he's.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah and a half. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 11: I can't imagine still doing this job, that job, anything
Speaker 11: you know, in this industry.
Speaker 1: Sometimes at eighty one, it's so demanding.
Speaker 9: He's making twenty million a year. Probably flies private. Yah,
Speaker 9: drop him off at the door.
Speaker 3: At one point, do you say I want to spend
Speaker 3: some of that money?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's it's it's still glorified. It's there's there's it's
Speaker 10: still a lot of times Audro used to sleep schedule
Speaker 10: is way off viet meum funny, it's tough.
Speaker 1: Works one day a week. I think he's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, No.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm just I'm being like, I don't think
Speaker 9: he would do it if he was doing like West
Speaker 9: Virginia and Cal college football at eleven at night.
Speaker 1: You know that's true. Is this a bit? Great? No,
Speaker 1: that's your fake? Was a great bit? Where's the real one?
Speaker 1: Great moments? Where's the kid? That's what I'm looking at.
Speaker 3: Opportunity Now he's on the phone with his wife right now.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that your Mike's.
Speaker 1: No, we deleted they get like candidated.
Speaker 3: Probably did, Probably did?
Speaker 1: Man, We used to played the hell out of that.
Speaker 3: Tanya Harding is fifty five years old today. There's a
Speaker 3: name from sports for you.
Speaker 1: Huh all your both of your hands are up. Tanya
Speaker 1: Harding Wood Haillon.
Speaker 3: I think I can save her.
Speaker 1: Have you seen her video? Have seen her video?
Speaker 3: Have I seen her video?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which one?
Speaker 1: Her adult video?
Speaker 3: I know you're dumb about Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: She's mean.
Speaker 3: Yes she is. Yeah, yeah, you know who that is?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: A partner?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's the figure skater right, that's the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 7: Guru Justice, Yeah, good Old for the dream right kneecap
Speaker 7: and Nancy Kerrigan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the Baby Goose has a birthday today too.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on.
Speaker 6: Now, he's no longer a baby when he's in his
Speaker 6: mid forties. He can't be the baby Goose anymore. Forty
Speaker 6: five Baby Goose.
Speaker 3: Give me your breakdown of him first, you go first, Parker,
Speaker 3: What do you think of the Baby Goose? Ryan Gosling
Speaker 3: like he's fine? Yeah, wow, big fan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, best best Gostling movie.
Speaker 1: It's no crazy Love?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: What about the Notebook?
Speaker 1: Oh there's one better Drive, but Love is one of
Speaker 1: my all time favorite movies.
Speaker 3: The end of La La.
Speaker 1: Land is.
Speaker 3: Very good, so good.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. Oh you see it?
Speaker 3: Good? You don't deserve to.
Speaker 6: How many total words do you think he says in
Speaker 6: the movie Drive three? I as GP it's not many.
Speaker 1: He didn't remember that. Oh he doesn't remember the too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how many works might be right? It was a stuntman
Speaker 1: one that was pretty good. Yeah, wid No, that's not
Speaker 1: the name of the movie, but he is. Wasn't that
Speaker 1: a TV showing like the Seventh Guy? There we Go?
Speaker 3: There we Go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was pretty good. All right. I have no
Speaker 1: idea if this is right or not.
Speaker 6: But according to a chat GPT, Gosling says eight hundred
Speaker 6: and ninety one words in the movie Drive, one hundred
Speaker 6: and sixteen lines.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like that many does.
Speaker 6: It feels like it feels like one hundred and sixteen
Speaker 6: words because he talks so infrequently. He just stares the
Speaker 6: whole movie and he's freaking phenomenal.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's a great movie.
Speaker 9: Yea. The soundtrack is outstanding Canadian, I mean the Baby English.
Speaker 6: The Baby Goose, the Baby Gander Mark Paris to you
Speaker 6: on Friday for anitue.
Speaker 14: We'll see you guys Friday, Parker Fox.
Speaker 6: We will see you on TV on Saturday night, Saturday Night,
Speaker 6: eight pm, Big ten Networks, Big ten Network for the
Speaker 6: Gophers and Green Bay Audre. Thanks for coming in, good
Speaker 6: to see you.
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