Speaker 1: Final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful Wednesday. So we're going to talk about Jill Biden
Speaker 1: and needing somebody around you who can criticize you. Democrats
Speaker 1: are insane people. They're also apparently colluding with Canada and
Speaker 1: the Chinese. Big surprise there. We're going to talk about
Speaker 1: influencer operations because I think that'll help Explain once again
Speaker 1: some of the things you see on social media. And
Speaker 1: you're probably not going to believe what schools have been
Speaker 1: doing when it comes to discipline in this country. All
Speaker 1: that and so much more. I'll get to emails and
Speaker 1: things like that in the final hour of the world
Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly show. But Jill Biden, as I mentioned
Speaker 1: right before we went into break. is the former first
Speaker 1: lady of the United States of America. Before that, she
Speaker 1: was the former. Chris, what is the vice president's wife?
Speaker 1: Second lady, I think they call her. Before that, she
Speaker 1: was the second lady. Before that, she was a senator's wife.
Speaker 1: And you get a, look, you get staffers. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you have, let me ask you something. Do you
Speaker 1: have people? I don't have people. When I say people,
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, Bob. Go get me a sandwich. Hey,
Speaker 1: someone go pick up my dry cleaning. Hey, somebody come
Speaker 1: in here and vacuum my house. You don't have people.
Speaker 1: I don't have people. Jill Biden has people. She has
Speaker 1: people to do those things for. When you get to
Speaker 1: that position of authority, you can get to a place,
Speaker 1: because you do this to yourself, where you cut out
Speaker 1: all the people in your life who can sit you
Speaker 1: down and have an honest conversation. And that's where I
Speaker 1: sit in is I'm going to help Jill Biden now.
Speaker 1: Jill Biden is out there doing a podcast tour. Here's
Speaker 1: how it's going.
Speaker 2: We start to notice when we have this moment where
Speaker 2: whether it is a parent or a partner or a
Speaker 2: friend where we're like, huh, I think that their memory
Speaker 2: is changing or I think their cognitive functioning is starting
Speaker 2: to shift or they're starting to lose their cognitive ability
Speaker 2: or During President Biden's time in office, did you ever
Speaker 2: see signs of cognitive decline?
Speaker 3: Well, I saw him aging and I saw him, you know,
Speaker 3: slung down, but I figured, well, he's 83 years old.
Speaker 3: Is this what aging is? And that's one of the
Speaker 3: things when you talk about my next book is I
Speaker 3: want to talk about health and aging, longevity. Because I
Speaker 3: don't feel that we have a true sense of, as
Speaker 3: we age, is this normal? Is this abnormal?
Speaker 1: Okay. Jill Biden out there doing a press tour talking
Speaker 1: about aging after Jill Biden not only covered up the
Speaker 1: fact that her husband wasn't a functional adult, and then...
Speaker 1: That heartless witch tried as hard as she could to
Speaker 1: get him to run again when it was clearly killing him.
Speaker 1: Jill Biden needs to stop. These politicians, you know what happens?
Speaker 1: And it's almost sad that this happens, but it does happen.
Speaker 1: These politicians, while they're in the game, while they're in
Speaker 1: the public limelight, They get all kinds of criticism. You know,
Speaker 1: the other side hates you. Half of your side hates you.
Speaker 1: You get all kinds of criticism. You take all kinds
Speaker 1: of arrows when you're in the public light. But when
Speaker 1: they step away, when they retire, if you can ever
Speaker 1: get one of these frigging people to retire, they're usually
Speaker 1: very well thought of after the fact. Oh, yeah. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: he was a senator for the longest time. Man, you
Speaker 1: know what? He was always a great dude. You certainly
Speaker 1: hear it at their funerals and things like that. Man,
Speaker 1: what a cut up he was. What a great dude.
Speaker 1: He was a piece of crap. But you got to lie,
Speaker 1: you know? You know, the Bidens obviously did not leave
Speaker 1: the White House under the best circumstances. It's not every
Speaker 1: day your own party walks in and says, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not going to run again. That's not common. So I
Speaker 1: realize it didn't end in glorious fashion for the Biden family. But,
Speaker 1: you know, time will treat you better. Three, four years
Speaker 1: from now, people will forget things like Abbey Gate, like
Speaker 1: I brought up earlier. People will forget things like flooding
Speaker 1: the country with 20 million foreigners and Joe Biden. The
Speaker 1: Biden family can be thought of as, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: he said a couple dumb things, but always seemed like
Speaker 1: a good guy. You'll have people, even on the right,
Speaker 1: five years from now, saying, you know what? I could
Speaker 1: see myself having a beer with Joe Biden. If Joe
Speaker 1: Biden can manage to shut up. Just shut up. The
Speaker 1: limelight is over for you. You got to be first
Speaker 1: lady for four years. We all know what that means.
Speaker 1: You got to be basically the president of the United
Speaker 1: States of America for four years. You got to be
Speaker 1: on the cover of Vanity Fair. You got to take
Speaker 1: a picture behind the president's desk on Air Force One,
Speaker 1: and the social media account posted your picture there going
Speaker 1: through binders and things as if you were the president. You,
Speaker 1: first lady, got to live like a queen for four
Speaker 1: years and pretend to be president. Now, shut up. The
Speaker 1: irony of Jill Biden publicly talking about aging after what
Speaker 1: she did. That is something. Hey, Chris, you know she
Speaker 1: has a dog bark or a quack for her ringtone.
Speaker 1: Neurotypical children. We have a responsibility to do better. I'm
Speaker 1: an autistic. Sorry about that. Jesse, data centers are good,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to the electrical grid. China is
Speaker 1: doing everything they can to gain control of AI, so
Speaker 1: the last thing they want is for our country to
Speaker 1: gain control, so on and so forth. He said it's
Speaker 1: about China. There are two things that are happening right now. One,
Speaker 1: you are correct. China is trying to be ahead of
Speaker 1: us on the issues of technology. This is what happens
Speaker 1: when major nation states compete. The kind of technology you
Speaker 1: have can make a big difference. In the ancient world,
Speaker 1: remember that long talk we had about Philip, Alexander's dad, Philip,
Speaker 1: and part of how he was able to unite Greece?
Speaker 1: This is years ago we had this conversation. You probably forgot.
Speaker 1: But how was it the Macedonian army was able to
Speaker 1: take over all these great Greek city-states, powerful Greek city-states?
Speaker 1: You want to know one of the main ways? Longer spears.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. You want it to be more
Speaker 1: in-depth than that? And, of course, there was some more
Speaker 1: to it than that. But, okay, so wait a minute.
Speaker 1: All those guys have 10, 12-foot spears? Well, I'll just
Speaker 1: have an 18-foot spear. And then I can stab him
Speaker 1: before he can stab me, and then I will win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he won. Countries compete technologically. That's what they do. China
Speaker 1: is in a space race with us. a military race
Speaker 1: with us, and they are in a technological race with us,
Speaker 1: there's no question. There's also no question, none whatsoever, that
Speaker 1: data centers, they are coming in some way. They are.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean they're coming for your town, although they probably are,
Speaker 1: but they are coming. However, the problem remains that the
Speaker 1: companies who want to build data centers are are not
Speaker 1: well thought of oftentimes in the places they want to
Speaker 1: build data centers. That's the problem. And you know what?
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 1: For instance, this email was smart. It was true. We're
Speaker 1: competing with China. We have to have the data centers.
Speaker 1: All that stuff is true. But that doesn't sell to communities.
Speaker 1: You know what? I'll talk about my town. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how many people were in my town. 10,000 people,
Speaker 1: something like that, maybe 20,000. You walk into my town
Speaker 1: and you tell them, hey, we want to put up
Speaker 1: five data centers in this farmer's field in town. Maybe
Speaker 1: you won't even be able to see them from the highway.
Speaker 1: We want to put up five data centers. And let's
Speaker 1: say there would be pushback and there would be in
Speaker 1: my town. Hey, not here. Keep this place nice. Let's
Speaker 1: say there would be pushback on that. Do you know
Speaker 1: what's not going to work? You saying we're competing with China,
Speaker 1: even though that's true. That is 100% true. We are
Speaker 1: competing with China. We do need data centers. We do.
Speaker 1: We don't want China to have 10 times as many
Speaker 1: as we do. We do need them. That is not
Speaker 1: a good sell. That's not a good sell. Trying to
Speaker 1: tell rural Americans like me and the people who live
Speaker 1: around me or small-town Americans... that they must take on
Speaker 1: a data center from Facebook, otherwise China will win, that
Speaker 1: has got to be by a mile the worst, dumbest
Speaker 1: argument I have ever heard in my entire life. They
Speaker 1: better come up with a different sell. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: again and again and again. I'm screaming it at this
Speaker 1: point in time. If you're a tech company, we already
Speaker 1: hate you. The right hates you. Middle America hates you.
Speaker 1: hates you because you have hated us you deserve every
Speaker 1: ounce of that hatred so if you would like permission
Speaker 1: to build your data centers across the united states of
Speaker 1: america start building schools fully fund pay for a new
Speaker 1: school Make sure you include a brand-new football stadium for
Speaker 1: the local high school. You'll get your data centers. You
Speaker 1: better come with more than, we're competing with China. That
Speaker 1: don't work. It won't work. It's not how people operate.
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Speaker 5: Laid out a very good case in point.
Speaker 1: Microsoft fired 16,000 Americans and then turned around and hired
Speaker 1: 9,000 workers. I never have to stress waking up in
Speaker 1: the morning and seeing a headline, Pure Talk fires 5,000
Speaker 1: Americans and brings in 5,000 foreigners because Pure Talk's been
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Speaker 1: Pure Talk is run by a Vietnam veteran. Pure Talk
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Speaker 1: We can make jokes. It's fine. You got that right.
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Do you know what Barack Obama did?
Speaker 1: If you're a teacher, you probably already know this, or
Speaker 1: a school administrator, you already know this, but most people
Speaker 1: don't remember this and don't know it. Barack Obama, there
Speaker 1: were a lot of things that made up the Obama coalition.
Speaker 1: One of the things, it was not the whole coalition,
Speaker 1: one of the things was black leaders in America, not
Speaker 1: only were they infatuated with the idea of a black president,
Speaker 1: which honestly is kind of understandable, Black leaders in America
Speaker 1: thought Barack Obama was going to right some wrongs. They
Speaker 1: thought Barack Obama, being the black street communist that he was,
Speaker 1: they thought he was going to take some revenge on
Speaker 1: some people who deserve some. Now, Barack Obama did a
Speaker 1: lot of that. He didn't do everything they wanted. But
Speaker 1: Barack Obama knew he had to give black leaders in
Speaker 1: the community some Ws. He knew that. One of the, quote,
Speaker 1: W's he gave them was this. Racial balancing in schools.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Racial balancing. Well, here's what it means.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama and the Department of Education collected the data.
Speaker 1: And it found that schools, we're talking K through 12 here, schools,
Speaker 1: their suspensions, you know, out-of-school suspensions, detentions, things like that,
Speaker 1: black people in American schools were way overrepresented in out-of-school
Speaker 1: suspensions and disciplines. So, for instance, you have a high school,
Speaker 1: let's say in this high school you have 50 black
Speaker 1: kids is all to mostly white high school, 50 black
Speaker 1: kids in there. There may only be 50 black kids
Speaker 1: in the thousand person high school, yet they make up 60, 70%
Speaker 1: of the discipline that's handed out by the school. Now,
Speaker 1: because no one in the Obama administration, no one in
Speaker 1: the Democrat party in about 99% of the GOP doesn't
Speaker 1: want to have an actual conversation about culture and values
Speaker 1: and things like that. What's the solution? Well, you tell
Speaker 1: the schools, you can't do this anymore. Black kids cannot
Speaker 1: be overrepresented anymore in the amount of detentions and suspensions
Speaker 1: you hand out. It has to be even. But what
Speaker 1: was the net result? Well, before we get to the
Speaker 1: net result, let's go back to the problem. The problem
Speaker 1: was black kids were acting out more. Black kids are
Speaker 1: acting out more because black people, black kids... are oftentimes
Speaker 1: raised in fatherless homes at a rate that far, far
Speaker 1: outpaces any other race in the country. It's about two-thirds,
Speaker 1: depending on what you look at. Dad's not at home.
Speaker 1: The kids tend to act out. They go into school.
Speaker 1: Black kids were acting out more and acting up more
Speaker 1: than other kids of other races were acting. Now back
Speaker 1: to the policy. Obama passes some policy that says, hey,
Speaker 1: racial equality. You can't suspend these black kids more than
Speaker 1: you suspend the white kids. Well, what happened from there?
Speaker 1: What happened from there was schools, because this is Department
Speaker 1: of Education guidance, schools just simply stopped disciplining black kids.
Speaker 1: No matter what happened, what he did, doesn't matter, fights,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Hey, if he's black, we can't suspend him.
Speaker 1: Remember that guidance? They'll cut funding. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get in trouble. So being a black kid in American
Speaker 1: schools for about the last 10 years, it's obviously not
Speaker 1: universal throughout the schools, but it's very, very common. I'll
Speaker 1: have all kinds of teachers who email me and confirm this,
Speaker 1: by the way. Being a black kid in American schools
Speaker 1: essentially meant you had to get out of jail free card.
Speaker 1: You couldn't get in that much trouble in schools. And that,
Speaker 1: of course, made schools more violent. It made life hell
Speaker 1: for teachers because they couldn't hand out discipline the way
Speaker 1: they wanted to hand out discipline. It made life hell
Speaker 1: for teachers who wanted to impart an education on their
Speaker 1: kids because when you're supposed to be teaching little Aiden, Jaden,
Speaker 1: and Braden algebra, you are instead breaking up your 10th
Speaker 1: fight of the day in the back of the class
Speaker 1: so you don't have time to teach lessons. This effort
Speaker 1: at equality, surprise, surprise, destroyed everything. That's what was going
Speaker 1: on today. Headline. U.S. tells schools not to alter discipline
Speaker 1: policies to reduce racial disparities. Of course, that's a Reuters headline.
Speaker 1: You can tell which way they're probably going to lean
Speaker 1: on that. But credit where it's due once again to
Speaker 1: the Trump administration. That's a no-brainer policy for the good
Speaker 1: of every kid, black, white, Latino, Asian, and, well, the
Speaker 1: Asians were doing fine anyway, black, white, Latino, and otherwise.
Speaker 1: That is a good thing for all of them. No
Speaker 1: more get-out-of-jail-free cards for the black kids in school. Sit there,
Speaker 1: act right, all of you, no matter your skin color,
Speaker 1: sit there and act right. If you act out, you'll
Speaker 1: be kicked out. I hope this... I hope this makes
Speaker 1: your child's education better. I know too many teachers, too
Speaker 1: many principals. I have, gosh, principals and teachers and school
Speaker 1: administrators in my own family. And the horror stories they
Speaker 1: tell about what? The bottom 10%. Our kids are good kids.
Speaker 1: Most of these kids are good kids. But there's always
Speaker 1: a few turds in there who have to act out
Speaker 1: and bring a knife to school and disrupt the class.
Speaker 1: Now we can suspend them. Education just got better. That's
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Speaker 1: the Communist Control Act used to arrest and imprison these subhumans?
Speaker 1: Just one more thing on this. I'll say one more thing.
Speaker 1: I'll probably cover it again and again and again. A
Speaker 1: justice system, especially like ours, has a million moving parts
Speaker 1: in it. You have judges and federal judges, state judges,
Speaker 1: local judges. You got DAs. You got this. You got U.S. attorneys.
Speaker 1: There's so many parts of our Justice Department, so many
Speaker 1: different parts of it. Well, the communists have spent years
Speaker 1: working through the law schools to inject communists into that
Speaker 1: legal system because Every place they can. No, they have
Speaker 1: not conquered the entire legal system. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: at all. Thankfully, we still have a nice foothold in
Speaker 1: some areas. But there are parts, significant parts of our
Speaker 1: legal system that are themselves. communist, see themselves as communist,
Speaker 1: and believe their role as being part of the justice
Speaker 1: system is to protect the communist revolution. So you can
Speaker 1: pull up something like the Communist Control Act and say, hey,
Speaker 1: why aren't we using this to arrest communists? Well, you
Speaker 1: have to have the people who will do it, who
Speaker 1: will order it. And the communist judge is not going
Speaker 1: to order it. Now, I'm going to bring this up.
Speaker 1: Anna Paulina Luna, she's a rep out of Florida. She's
Speaker 1: going after criminals. Foreign paid influencers. And it's called the
Speaker 1: Foreign Propaganda Disclosure Act, whatever. What's her gist? Well, quote,
Speaker 1: Americans should be able to know when the people shaping
Speaker 1: conversations online are acting on behalf of foreign interests. Well,
Speaker 1: this bill is fine and all that. I don't have
Speaker 1: any complaints about Anna or the bill or anything like that.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm about to say. I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring this point home for you. First, that's fine. The
Speaker 1: bill itself is fine. But let's remember how countries actually
Speaker 1: do this. Countries all around the world, they want to
Speaker 1: influence the American public. They want to influence politicians and
Speaker 1: they want to influence the American public. When you're the
Speaker 1: number one country on the planet, all this money, all
Speaker 1: this military might, countries for various reasons want to be
Speaker 1: in your good graces or, you see what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's just, it's the norm, okay? But countries around the
Speaker 1: world They spend billions, I need to stress this, billions
Speaker 1: of dollars doing this. What they oftentimes do not do,
Speaker 1: in fact, it's very, very rare, is write a check
Speaker 1: directly to somebody. I have told you this story before.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you again that it happened to me. I
Speaker 1: had someone who I know, not a close friend, but
Speaker 1: an acquaintance. Maybe you've heard of him. Maybe you haven't.
Speaker 1: He's not some major guy, but an acquaintance in the
Speaker 1: right-wing media sphere. He sent me, in fact, I'm going
Speaker 1: to do this live. I'm going to do this live
Speaker 1: on the radio.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: If I can't find it in like 30 seconds, I'm
Speaker 1: just going to move on and paraphrase. Yep, here it is. Hey, Jesse.
Speaker 1: This is verbatim. I'm reading it on my phone. Are
Speaker 1: you open to making money through influencer opportunities? I work
Speaker 1: with a few different firms that would like to partner
Speaker 1: with you. I just never responded. My opinions are not
Speaker 1: for sale. But how does it work? Let's say I'm China. Well,
Speaker 1: China is a bad example because they do things differently.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm Brazil. Most people don't even know about Brazil,
Speaker 1: don't think about Brazil. Let's say I'm Brazil. And let's
Speaker 1: say I want American politicians. Right now, we're talking about
Speaker 1: importing beef. That's very controversial, but we're not getting into
Speaker 1: that right now. I want American politicians. I want them
Speaker 1: to go buy Brazilian beef for obvious reasons that would
Speaker 1: benefit me. Brazil has a ton of cattle. It'd be
Speaker 1: good for my bottom line. So I'm the Brazilian government,
Speaker 1: and I want Americans to push for Brazilian beef. Get
Speaker 1: me some Brazilian beef.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 1: I could try to stroke a check directly to Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: for instance. I'll write him a check. Hey, Jesse, for,
Speaker 1: I don't pick your number, $ 10, 000, for $ 10, 000, we would
Speaker 1: like it if you would put out a few tweets
Speaker 1: and maybe say on your radio show that you love
Speaker 1: Brazilian beef and you think you can bring in more
Speaker 1: of it. But Brazil's not going to write that check
Speaker 1: for a variety of reasons, They don't want to be exposed.
Speaker 1: There's a whole kind of foreign agent thing there. What
Speaker 1: does Brazil do? Instead, they go down to a firm.
Speaker 1: That guy referenced firms. I read that to you verbatim.
Speaker 1: They go down to Chris and Chris. Chris and Chris
Speaker 1: is a firm, a PR firm. We'll call them a
Speaker 1: PR firm. And the Brazilian government walks into Chris and
Speaker 1: Chris and says, hey, here's our problem. America is not
Speaker 1: buying Brazilian beef. We want them to buy Brazilian beef.
Speaker 1: And what we would like is a pretty aggressive social
Speaker 1: media campaign to push for the purchase of Brazilian beef.
Speaker 1: And Chris says, no problem. I got you covered. You,
Speaker 1: you write me a check for $ 10 million. I will
Speaker 1: ensure that the chatter on social media is going your way.
Speaker 1: Chris takes the money. Now, Brazil never reaches out to me.
Speaker 1: Who reaches out to me? Chris. Hey, Jesse. Got a
Speaker 1: little extra cheddar cheese sitting around. Would you like $ 10, 000
Speaker 1: for a couple tweets? I don't know about you. I
Speaker 1: could surely use $ 10, 000. But Chris doesn't just call me.
Speaker 1: He calls me. And the next guy. And the next guy.
Speaker 1: And the next guy. And then soon... Chris is spreading
Speaker 1: money all over the online ecosphere in you who never
Speaker 1: gave a crap about Brazilian beef 25 minutes ago. You
Speaker 1: just spent 20 minutes on Facebook, and now you're pretty
Speaker 1: convinced we should bring some more of that in. After all,
Speaker 1: the person I listened to talked about it, and then
Speaker 1: I saw this guy talking about it. If everyone's talking
Speaker 1: about it, there must be something there. That's how foreign
Speaker 1: influencer operations work. And they work positively and negatively, by
Speaker 1: the way. China runs these all the time. In fact,
Speaker 1: we know this now, this data center stuff, love them
Speaker 1: or hate them. You know that the anti-data center chatter,
Speaker 1: a lot of it online, is paid for by China?
Speaker 1: You know that? I'm not telling you to be pro-data center.
Speaker 1: Did you know that communist China, in the interest, obviously,
Speaker 1: of beating us on the whole data front, they are
Speaker 1: spreading Chinese money around the online world To get people
Speaker 1: like me to stand up and say, no more data centers.
Speaker 1: We don't need them here. I brought this up because
Speaker 1: I want you to watch out for these things. One
Speaker 1: of the ways, they can be hard to spot. They
Speaker 1: can be easy to spot. Sometimes people will get really
Speaker 1: lazy and they'll just cut and paste the exact same message.
Speaker 1: You'll see like five accounts, five big accounts say the
Speaker 1: same thing word for word. Any moron can spot that.
Speaker 1: So let me just say this. The next time there
Speaker 1: is a subject that you see spreading like wildfire on
Speaker 1: social media, whatever it is about, the next time there's
Speaker 1: a subject that's spreading like wildfire on social media, and
Speaker 1: it's a subject that really has to do with any
Speaker 1: other country, and that's most subjects, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden this chatter almost comes out of nowhere, and you
Speaker 1: see everyone talking about it, you should be suspicious. You
Speaker 1: should question it. Human beings are cheap. We all love money. Look,
Speaker 1: I told you $ 10, 000 is a lot of money. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you. I could use $ 10, 000 right now.
Speaker 1: I think of how many guns I could buy with
Speaker 1: $ 10, 000 right now. I would be upset. But either way,
Speaker 1: I could use $ 10, 000 right now. I know you could.
Speaker 1: And think about how many people out there who want to–
Speaker 1: do politics for a living, podcasts or social media, something
Speaker 1: like that, who aren't making a lot of money. They're
Speaker 1: not making ends meet. They're still working a real job.
Speaker 1: They want to quit. And then Chris and Chris walks
Speaker 1: in and says, hey, Brazilian beef sound good? How about
Speaker 1: for $ 10, 000? That's how it works. Just be aware, okay?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say every country. You can't count how many
Speaker 1: countries on the planet do this to us, to you
Speaker 1: and me. We see them all the time. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll be back. The Jesse Kelly Show, on air and
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Speaker 1: death threats, whatever you would like. Democrats are insane. Here's
Speaker 1: Representative Johnny Oslewski. I don't know how to say his
Speaker 1: dumb name. I look forward to investigating and, where appropriate,
Speaker 1: pursuing impeachment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that was what my customer was getting at,
Speaker 4: which is a question of priorities. Do you think it
Speaker 4: should be a priority with what you lay out of investigating?
Speaker 4: the president and possibly impeaching him if you take the
Speaker 4: House majority?
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I think holding this administration accountable and fighting corruption
Speaker 1: in all forms should be a priority. Here's Annie Andrews,
Speaker 1: South Carolina.
Speaker 5: This is one of the reasons Democrats winning across the
Speaker 5: country in November is so urgent. If we take the
Speaker 5: House and we take the Senate, we can impeach and
Speaker 5: remove RFK Jr. And if we don't, he's going to
Speaker 5: have two more years of unfettered access to America's public
Speaker 5: health infrastructure. And that will be disastrous.
Speaker 1: Here's Larry Krasner. George Soros, D.A. out of Philly. I'm
Speaker 1: going to have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You
Speaker 1: know what that paperweight is going to be? It's going
Speaker 1: to be a piece in a ballroom after we all
Speaker 1: blow it up. That's what it's going to be. I
Speaker 1: want a piece. I want a piece. In an official,
Speaker 1: official ceremony, just so we're clear. He's going to blow
Speaker 1: up the White House ballroom? These people are freaking nutjobs, man. Hey, Jesse.
Speaker 1: When you build your island, will you only use roundabouts
Speaker 1: or will it be the third world four-way stop signs
Speaker 1: and traffic signals? This is a very good question. A
Speaker 1: lot of people were talking about my island and the
Speaker 1: new country and the Republic of Jesse, which we haven't
Speaker 1: purchased yet, but we've taken the first steps so far.
Speaker 1: And I had not really considered the road system yet. Obviously,
Speaker 1: we're going to have a solid highway system. I should
Speaker 1: give you a heads up right now. If you are
Speaker 1: considering moving to the Republic of Jesse, you need to
Speaker 1: be aware of something. There are going to be, unlike
Speaker 1: in America, there are going to be severe penalties for
Speaker 1: driving slow in the left lane. If you are one
Speaker 1: of these people who gets in the passing lane, and
Speaker 1: you're just listening to your music, and you're in your
Speaker 1: own little world, and there's a long line of cars
Speaker 1: that are stacked up behind you because you're going slow
Speaker 1: in the left lane. In America, you never get in
Speaker 1: any trouble for that at all. In the Republic of Jesse,
Speaker 1: I will take your license away. I will. What, Chris?
Speaker 1: Chris said deportation. Chris, we protect our people, all right?
Speaker 1: We protect our people. If it's a foreigner, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: gone immediately. But for our people, no. You just do
Speaker 1: not get to drive anymore. So I'll give you a
Speaker 1: heads up on that. Second, your question about the roundabouts
Speaker 1: is a valid one. Roundabouts are funny because I love
Speaker 1: them and everyone else I know hates them. I love roundabouts.
Speaker 1: And you know why I love roundabouts? The most confident
Speaker 1: guy wins. you, what do you do? Do I stop?
Speaker 1: Do I yield? Do I do?
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 1: Just go. I just go. And everybody ends up stopping
Speaker 1: for me all the time. What Chris, there's no substitute
Speaker 1: for confidence. And when I tried to tell my son
Speaker 1: that who's learning how to drive, I've tried to tell
Speaker 1: him that would help him fail his driver's test. That's ridiculous. Hey, Bronco,
Speaker 1: I listened to the podcast because of my work schedule.
Speaker 1: I heard about you buying the ticket for the wrong day.
Speaker 1: I did something even more idiotic. Yeah, remember, I bought
Speaker 1: Astros tickets last week for the game that was the
Speaker 1: night before and tried to drive up there on Sunday
Speaker 1: after church. Anyway, this guy says, I was at my
Speaker 1: girlfriend's brother's house in a rich area of New Jersey
Speaker 1: right across from New York City, Montclair, New Jersey. The
Speaker 1: girlfriend at the time and I decided to go to
Speaker 1: a Rangers game. The girlfriend's brother, worth millions, told me
Speaker 1: I can get discounted tickets from the guys outside of
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. Going against all my instincts, I took
Speaker 1: his word, got ripped off for $ 200, and then had
Speaker 1: to pay another $ 200 for legitimate tickets. You buying a
Speaker 1: ticket for the wrong date is a mistake. My decision
Speaker 1: was idiotic. I don't think I would say idiotic. I've
Speaker 1: told you before that I've gotten gotten. I think that
Speaker 1: you live long enough on this planet, everybody gets got
Speaker 1: at some point at one time or another. Everybody gets got.
Speaker 1: I bet even Jewish producer Chris has gotten got before,
Speaker 1: and he's Jewish, right? He should know better. When he
Speaker 1: and I had to meet with the real estate agents,
Speaker 1: we were looking at new studios last week. I led
Speaker 1: with it. I flat out led with it. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: Jewish when I introduced him because I wanted her to
Speaker 1: know she's not going to pull anything over on me.
Speaker 1: I have someone who's reading the fine print, lady. Anyway,
Speaker 1: even Jewish producer Chris gets got. Everybody gets got. I
Speaker 1: would argue that you buying some bunk tickets from a
Speaker 1: scalper outside of MSG, that is not as stupid as me,
Speaker 1: a grown man who bought tickets to a baseball game
Speaker 1: the night before I was going to go to a
Speaker 1: baseball game. What, Chris? Chris said, but I could have
Speaker 1: gone and he bought thin air. No, that's true. It's
Speaker 1: not more stupid. Well, decent people don't think like criminals think.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad you don't. We want to be understanding.
Speaker 1: That's why we always talk about how communists think. We
Speaker 1: want to be understanding about how these people think. But
Speaker 1: if look. For a normal person, some dude standing on
Speaker 1: the street corner, hey, got a couple Rangers tickets here,
Speaker 1: great seats, and he's holding what undoubtedly would look like
Speaker 1: genuine Rangers tickets. A normal person would think, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a ticket scalper. I mean, I bought tickets from
Speaker 1: ticket scalpers multiple times in my life. The only time
Speaker 1: my dad ever took me to an NBA game, we
Speaker 1: went and got tickets from a scalper out front. She
Speaker 1: said you save more money. Anyway. That was even before chalk.
Speaker 1: I'm probably even bolder now. Now? With tea levels in
Speaker 1: the high 700s? I'll just go take all those scalper tickets. No,
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Speaker 1: And now... Here's a headline. Go, you know the thing.
Speaker 1: Headlines we didn't get to. Three Secret Service members placed
Speaker 1: on leave over security leaks. That's kind of a big deal,
Speaker 1: being as how every American Democrat and half of the
Speaker 1: rest of the world want to kill Republicans. We really
Speaker 1: got to get things tightened up at the Secret Service.
Speaker 1: First batch of Haitian deportees includes pedophile gang members and
Speaker 1: fentanyl dealers. Just a reminder that Democrats fought tooth and
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Speaker 1: daughter's neighborhood. Nepal and Tibet flood toll hits 160 after
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Speaker 1: can build that nature cannot wipe out. We will come
Speaker 1: back tomorrow and we will do it again, all right?