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Speaker 1: The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We'll

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Speaker 1: sprinkle in some talkbacks during this hour. I know that

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Speaker 1: some people like it, some people hate it, but ultimately,

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Speaker 1: you guys make the decision. You know, I'm just a

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Speaker 1: circus clown. You guys tell me what you want and

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Speaker 1: we deliver. We'll have it ready for you, which is

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Speaker 1: not true. I should say, you know, we'll do what

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Speaker 1: we want, but were ready for you? Well, haven't ready

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Speaker 1: for you. Let's take a look at them then? What

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Speaker 1: the hell here?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: There they are? Okay, one, there's two of them, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: two sets?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, before we do that, before we get

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Speaker 1: into talkbacks, let's really I know it's gonna be hot,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna you're not gonna believe a hot it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be. And when the heat's coming in, it's very

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Speaker 1: important to know as much as it when it rains

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Speaker 1: or it snows, or it's windy or whatever, this heat

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Speaker 1: is really going to be, you know, seven to ten

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Speaker 1: greet to degrees above normal, sometimes twenty degrees above normal.

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Speaker 1: And there's some records they're going to be broken. That

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Speaker 1: will be broken by not one or two degrees, but

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Speaker 1: by seven degrees. It's a lot of heat coming.

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Speaker 4: In in the forecast starting Thursday and Friday, Ray advisory,

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Speaker 4: and it can be extreme too, all the way from

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Speaker 4: Ventura County. We're going to take it all the way

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Speaker 4: out to Lake Elsnore and down into all of the

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Speaker 4: Orange County area.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. And let's check that out for you.

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Speaker 4: Now, let's head out down into Hollywood where it is clear,

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Speaker 4: seventy three degrees, lovely afternoon. It's gonna be warm though

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Speaker 4: for Oscar Sunday, partly clowny skies can be seen out

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Speaker 4: there at Van Eyes.

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Speaker 5: Cannot beat that temperature there.

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Speaker 1: The celebrities are not going to like this heat. They're

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Speaker 1: going to hate it because they're gonna be under tents,

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Speaker 1: so it's gonna be hotter under the tent than it

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Speaker 1: would be just outside in the shade. It keeps all

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Speaker 1: that heating, and they're going to hate Sunday, especially if

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Speaker 1: they lose Brie.

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Speaker 4: Layer clouds still kind of hanging around up there at

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Speaker 4: Santa Barbara right on the coastline. They're offshore down in

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Speaker 4: Orange County, so you have clear skies at Newport Beach

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Speaker 4: covenas sixty nine degrees. Air quality today has been very,

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Speaker 4: very good. A few little areas of yellow showing up,

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Speaker 4: but overall we're in great shade. Where is that load

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Speaker 4: that generated those powerful winds this weekend? Will it's making

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Speaker 4: its way into Texas, and that has a lot of

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Speaker 4: energy with it, causing severe thunderstorms today out over Texas.

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Speaker 4: But what I'm watching is this dome of high pressure.

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Speaker 4: It's huge, and it's going to be building and for

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Speaker 4: a long long time. So our winds are going to

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Speaker 4: go more offshore. And when we go offshore with the winds,

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Speaker 4: that is a hot situation as high as gonna be

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Speaker 4: there for a while. Atmospheric river, though, if you headed

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Speaker 4: north into Seattle, will give them plenty of rain and

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Speaker 4: blizzard conditions across some mountain areas. You can see all

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Speaker 4: twenty thousand feet in the average is spreading out.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be around for at least a week

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Speaker 1: of really incredibly hot, horrible.

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Speaker 5: Days, causing the clear skies. Overnight loads tonight are.

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Speaker 4: Quite nice forty nine at Semi Bentley, fifty two degrees

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Speaker 4: tonight in Pasadena, and we will see some patchy marine

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Speaker 4: layer clouds. Tomorrow will be the last day of that

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Speaker 4: because temperatures start warming up. Eighty five Riverside going to

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Speaker 4: be out in the Sir Gabriel Valley tomorrow. Traveling along

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Speaker 4: the two ten, it's just sunny and really starting to

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Speaker 4: warm up to eighty one Pasadena, eighty six up at

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Speaker 4: Santa Clarita. Well, the seven days, so here's what we have.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow is a warming day, and then Thursday and.

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Speaker 5: Friday it's just hot.

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Speaker 4: O big high sits on us record high temperature of

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Speaker 1: Hear that if you're half assed listening, you got to listen.

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Speaker 4: To record high temperature of ninety three degrees.

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Speaker 1: Ninety three degrees perhaps downtown LA.

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Speaker 4: And Thursday we should beat that at ninety five. And

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Speaker 4: then the record on Friday is ninety and we should

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Speaker 4: beat that at ninety six. And then the weekend is

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Speaker 4: still hot, a little cooler, and the next week look

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Speaker 5: It's still really hot. For southern California.

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Speaker 4: Ballet temperatures will approach one hundred on Friday, now remember.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you got to listen to this. This could be

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Speaker 1: a matter of life and death for people.

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Speaker 4: Ballet temperatures will approach one hundred.

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Speaker 1: On one hundred Friday. On Friday, one hundred degrees in

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Speaker 1: the valley. The only saving grace here is that at

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Speaker 1: night it cools way down. You know, in the summer,

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Speaker 1: when it's one hundred outside, it'll cool down to maybe

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Speaker 1: eighty at night. But here we're getting down to the

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Speaker 1: forties and fifties. So at least you can open up

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Speaker 1: the morning, and then close them at around ten am.

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Speaker 1: That's when the heat's going to start.

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Speaker 5: That is dangerous heat too, I mean, can you hear that.

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Speaker 1: I said it first, and then Dallas agreed. It's dangerous heat.

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Speaker 5: That is dangerous heat.

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Speaker 4: I mean, get temperatures around one hundred and one to

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Speaker 4: be careful with that, and then it's hot this weekend

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Speaker 4: and then hotter next week as skies are clear it's

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Speaker 1: And it sucks for homeless people because homeless people have

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Speaker 1: their winter gear on right now. If you see homeless

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Speaker 1: buzzing around, they have jackets, they have long pants, they

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Speaker 1: have hats, they've got backpacks and blankets. They're in winter mode.

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Speaker 1: Our homeless cats are in winter mode. And now they're

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Speaker 1: going to be hit with one hundred degrees. You know,

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Speaker 1: in the summer, you see the homeless in shorts, tank tops,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, maybe without you news, but they

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Speaker 1: have their winter garbine now and it's going to really

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Speaker 4: Beach temperatures will go up there. Eighty three is a

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Speaker 4: record at the beach. On Friday, will hit eighty five

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Speaker 4: it warms up next week. The mountaineer is also experiencing

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Speaker 5: We'll see record.

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Speaker 4: Breaking highs up at Big Beer Lake now to the

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that about Big Bear? You guys in

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Speaker 1: Big Bear, do you listen to that?

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Speaker 5: Record breaking highs up at Big Beer.

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Speaker 1: Record breaking highs in Big Bear Ski season is over.

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Speaker 5: It's over now.

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Speaker 4: To the desert seventy seven Palm mill Ancaster, we jump

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Speaker 4: to eighty two and eighty five Friday. Will Palm Springs

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Speaker 4: hits one hundred on Friday and then next week these

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Speaker 1: All right, let's look at Big Bear. Big Bear is

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Speaker 1: always interesting to look at, you know, to see what's

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Speaker 1: to handle it? Is their indeed ski still going on.

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Speaker 1: I think the answer to all of that is new

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Speaker 1: It's not okay, tonight low of thirty six, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: can probably make a little bit of snow thirty six. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe,

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Speaker 1: But you're talking about sixty four on Wednesday, sixty seven,

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Speaker 1: sixty eight, sixty seven, and then next week in Big Bear, California,

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Speaker 1: Monday seventy Tuesday seventy three, Wednesday seventy four, and Thursday

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Speaker 1: seventy five, the low's fifty to fifty one, fifty seven

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Speaker 1: be the lowest sixty the highest seventy five. There is

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Speaker 1: going to be zero snow at seventy five degrees, the

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Speaker 1: have reached the end, and let's we get a cold

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Speaker 1: ski season is over, unfortunately for local mountains. You still

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Speaker 1: to Vales Boat Springs. There's a lot of places you

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Speaker 1: can go, but local skiing that's that's a rap. That

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Speaker 1: is a rap for skiing. Sorry. Kids, it was a short,

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Speaker 1: short season, but it was a nice season. Remember he

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Speaker 1: But that is over. Now it's time to get the

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Speaker 1: and get those barbecues rolling because the ski season has

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Speaker 1: come to an end. Unfortunately. All right, we'll come back.

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Speaker 1: We will play a few of the talkbacks, and Bellio

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Speaker 1: said there's some interesting ones, which I guess I'll stay

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Speaker 3: All right, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand

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Speaker 3: from KFI AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: Before we get started here, i'd like to congratulate my

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Speaker 1: awesome daughter. She got her acceptance letter today getting into

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Speaker 1: Sea Sun's school. So that's a big deal in the

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Speaker 1: Conway household. When anyone gets accepted into a college, that's

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Speaker 1: a time for party and time for investigating how that

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Speaker 1: It's always nice to get an acceptance letter, you know,

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Speaker 6: Come on, Crozier.

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Speaker 1: When you're driving, you have diarrhea, it's no problem, but

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Speaker 1: the last mile is always the longest. Great, Okay, let

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Speaker 1: it start. Boy, you're telling the truth. Brother. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why he always associated you. Oh, well, you're driving

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Speaker 1: home and you've got a diarrhea, right, I mean you don't,

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Speaker 1: but I mean the listeners thought, how do you get

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right? He's an adults, right, because he's not ninety five,

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Speaker 1: he's not driving for twenty four hours, right, and you

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Speaker 1: take you know, precautions. Plus when you're driving, your ass

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Speaker 1: knows you're on the road. It gives you a break,

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Speaker 7: And if you're if again, if you're an adult, you

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Speaker 7: understand before you leave wherever you're at. Yeah, I got

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Speaker 7: a long ride in front of it. You maybe I

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Speaker 1: They want to push one on ye, or just enough

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Speaker 1: to get home, you know, right, give it a ten percent?

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Speaker 1: My good?

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Speaker 7: Am?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, throw ten percent in the toilet and hit the car. So,

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Speaker 1: but I I think your mind knows where the toilet

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Speaker 9: Tim, Yes, man, I got a new clash for you.

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Speaker 9: I grew up with your sisters. I'm in the middle,

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Speaker 11: Oh, you guys are too funny. I really can't imagine

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Speaker 10: Hello, Tims. This is Peter in Northward somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was Chris Little on that Monday, too

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Speaker 12: Would have closed with different comment. I think you would

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Speaker 1: He sounds like mister Magoo. I'm done it again.

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Speaker 1: That sounds exactly like mister Mago. Look all right, that

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Speaker 2: Hey, Tim Chey from Eastville, tell your story of Chris

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Speaker 2: Little dropping the dues on the two.

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Speaker 1: Now, man, that mistake. That's all He's going to be

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Speaker 8: You think the.

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Speaker 1: These are great talkbacks, all right. See we got to

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Speaker 1: Hee.

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Speaker 6: There was some interest in uh in going number two?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? What reduced this to? It's like it's

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Speaker 10: But but.

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Speaker 2: With one team, but you forgot the very impressive boll wanger.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, but it's just an expression,

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Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 1: I just had an article on We'll get back to

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Speaker 1: the talkback here in a second. Did a lot of

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Speaker 1: Talk back time time, Kim.

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Speaker 13: So, I feel like I've heard you complain that people

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Speaker 13: People nonchalantly walks in with his phone and doesn't give

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Speaker 10: Come on, man, I'm done. People are idiots.

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Speaker 1: No, don't be done. We need more people like you

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Speaker 6: Hey, Conway Terry, call from Mission Viejo, formerly.

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Speaker 1: A Palay Terry. How are you buff? Just want to

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Speaker 14: And on my other foot, I have about three blisters, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh good, I'll up to you tomorrow. Thank you, sir,

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Speaker 1: Becky's always great. Love Becky from Burbank.

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Speaker 6: So what job allows you to knit for ten months?

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Speaker 10: I'd like to have that job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Beleo has been knitting for ten months and doesn't

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Speaker 10: Why does crocial sounds so hot?

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Speaker 8: He's like a.

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Speaker 1: Daddy. Oh yeah, Brosure. This guy is totally into you. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Is that's why he's he soundtocks?

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Speaker 8: He is, he's cut daddy. Oh yes, M there to.

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Speaker 1: Get that guy's number. Hum and look if it doesn't

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Speaker 1: work out, Jen, roll around with that guy cares everybody

439
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Speaker 1: does everything, and you know everything, call me. Crozier will

440
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: show you around New Orleans. I'm ready for you. That's

441
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: not a euphemism. That was good. Talk back, Jim.

442
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Speaker 10: I think you misunderstud my message from last night said Mark.

443
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Speaker 13: Made me laugh for the first time, meaning of all

444
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 13: the times, all these tuesdays, and I guess mondays now

445
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 13: he's been on I've laughed once. I'm sure he's got

446
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 13: a great audience. He does create a this liberal YouTube

447
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Speaker 13: show man. I don't know, dude, guy's not funny.

448
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: Oh please, he really is a funny guy. He is

449
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: a funny man. I will I will chalk that guy

450
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Speaker 1: up to he doesn't know Mark well enough to know

451
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Speaker 1: how funny he is. I will personally tell you he's

452
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Speaker 1: a very, very funny guy. Let's get back into tiptap

453
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Speaker 1: time talking about Bello Bellio. She you know Bellio's got

454
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: taken on like a new there's like a new wave

455
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Speaker 1: of people that are into her in this six to

456
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Speaker 1: ten pm hour. She didn't get any of this action

457
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Speaker 1: between four and seven nothing man. And now that she's

458
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Speaker 1: got a you know, her husband's talking to reporters and

459
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Speaker 1: and she's doing the Irvine cop thing tomorrow. She's hot.

460
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Speaker 1: He's hot. Everyone wants to be with Bellyo.

461
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Speaker 10: You still got that six seed burn?

462
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Oh the sexy perm she got rid of the perm.

463
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: If you're into perms, uh, you gotta you know, you

464
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: gotta have to put another two hundred and fifty bucks

465
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Speaker 1: into that head to get that permed again, because that

466
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Speaker 1: sucker has been straightened.

467
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Speaker 10: You still got that six seed burn?

468
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: No, she does not.

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Speaker 13: Well, it looks like Caitlin Collins got a new set

470
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Speaker 13: on her show.

471
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Speaker 10: I wonder if that came with more money. I think

472
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Speaker 10: I like the old set better.

473
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Speaker 1: But yeah, they love Bellio. Man dig wrong with Belly

474
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Speaker 1: talk back.

475
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Speaker 10: They would have happened to Mondo. Let's he up to?

476
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: You know, we just talked about Mondo tonight. I'd love

477
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Speaker 1: for him to you know, if there's anything here at

478
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: the station. That guy was great. That guy was the

479
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: absolute best. Yeah, it's a really cool dude, funny guy.

480
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: I text him back and forth with every once in

481
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: a while, but I think I annoy him, all right,

482
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: one more than we gotta take a commercial.

483
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Speaker 10: Right there, Pelio?

484
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 13: Every Christmas, I mean Thanksgiving, I think Jesus or whoever

485
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 13: we think for you.

486
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: Wow, how about that? I'm telling you, man, Pelly always

487
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: had this new resurgence here from six to ten PM.

488
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: I don't think she understands she's the hottest thing in

489
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Speaker 1: radio because.

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Speaker 10: With that you, this wouldn't even be a show.

491
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 13: That's right, And this show makes me so happy, and

492
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 13: I'm so glad of the new time slat so I

493
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Speaker 13: can listen.

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Speaker 10: Oh night, thanks Pellio.

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00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the I think they also the same

496
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: guy that wanted Krozer. He's mixed it mixed up? Man Pan? Yeah,

497
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: by Pan or nobody is Pan?

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Speaker 10: Buy?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll continue here win come back time.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on DEMY from kf

501
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Speaker 3: I AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: George Norri's coming up next, George, what's on the next show?

503
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Speaker 1: Night Bob? Tim First couple of hours.

504
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 7: Doctor Drew Peterson from Critical Healthnews dot com John just

505
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 7: to give us some health tips.

506
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: Then later on in the show Animal Behavior, what does

507
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: it mean, buddy, I will be there with a beer

508
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: in my hand, listening to every moment of that program.

509
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, your neighbors called me.

510
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: I got into it with him. All right, thanks buddy,

511
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: all right, there you go. George knows my neighbors, and

512
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: when I'm up late loud, they text him instead of me, like, Hey,

513
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: your buddy Conway's up late night, pounding on a tambourine

514
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: and drinking like crazy. Can you call him or text him?

515
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: He's like, Ah, he's having fun. I'm doing a radio show.

516
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: Give me a break, all right, tiptap, Tom, talk back Tom.

517
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, ding dog.

518
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Speaker 13: You're killing me with.

519
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 10: You know what I mean?

520
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they with Hitler cooking.

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00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 10: Yeah he's only.

522
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Speaker 5: Been here, but what.

523
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, guy sounds like he's been here for eight minutes. Alright.

524
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: If that was the story that we did on The

525
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: Governor's Ball, it was George Pinocchio talking to Wolfgang Puck

526
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: about what he's going to serve for dinner for the celebrities,

527
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: And if you aren't looking at it, it does sound

528
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: a little bit like Hitler describing a meal medium rea smoke,

529
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: salmon oscars, chicken put by with black truffles, a king crab,

530
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: chawan mushi. Yeah, the sun's got it down, you know,

531
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Speaker 1: the Sunday you can't hear any you know, there's no

532
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: detection there that the sun's uh up to lunch. But

533
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: it does sound like dad's still struggling.

534
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 11: Matak steak, medium ria smoked salmon oscars, chicken.

535
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 9: Pot pie with black truffers, little mini burgers.

536
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Speaker 1: Oh man tempora snappeas uh and yel did with alti

537
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: shoke and black truffers. Oh that sounds great. Uh pickled?

538
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

539
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 10: What do we having with caramel sauce and mazif and

540
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 10: ice cream?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Well, sorry, offend anybody, all right? Next we go tiptab, Timmy.

543
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: That whole bit with the with the Wolfgang Puck thing

544
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Speaker 3: is the funniest bit you've ever done.

545
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 10: I love it.

546
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 8: It's so digg funny.

547
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: I almost had to pull off the freeway.

548
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 8: I was laughing so freaking hard.

549
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: That's great, that's classic. Maybe we'll can do that more often.

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00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: You know, what, what's Wolfgang making? What's he serving? Wolfgang Puck?

551
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 1: I can't imagine he's thrilled, you know. But look, if

552
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: the audience lights it and he hates it, then it's

553
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: a win win win for us.

554
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Speaker 6: Talk buddy, you gotta stop doing tip tap.

555
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: Time, doing what tipp time? I mean that tip tap.

556
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 10: Tip tit ta talk back.

557
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 6: Time, talkback town tip tap time, talk back town tip

558
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 6: tap time talk back time.

559
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: Sounds like I hooked the guy tip time tim.

560
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Speaker 5: As you know, I held the diabetes.

561
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got the diabetes.

562
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 5: Hey, did I ever tell you how I got my name?

563
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Speaker 8: Well, my daddy's name was Hubert and my mama's name

564
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 8: was Jewel.

565
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Speaker 5: So these two parts of the two names, put them together.

566
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Speaker 2: They got you.

567
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 5: Here's the interestine part.

568
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: That's me.

569
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Speaker 5: My name's you.

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Speaker 1: All right, he's doing a really bad hughle Houser. I

571
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: thought he was doing something else that was I thought

572
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: it was Wilfred Brimley.

573
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Wilfrid Brimley because started that way. Yeah,

575
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Speaker 1: because Hugh Hauser never had diabetes. He died of a

576
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Speaker 1: heart attack or cancer or something. But yeah, at the beginning,

577
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Speaker 1: I thought it was Wolfgang. I mean, not Wolfgang, wud him.

578
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: As you know, I held the diabetes Wilford Brimley.

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Speaker 5: Hey, did I ever tell you how I got my note?

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Speaker 1: You know, when Wilford Brimley said that, he said almost

581
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: these exact same words, as you know, I held the diabetes.

582
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Speaker 1: And that's how he began his commercial for whatever kind

583
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Speaker 1: of you know medicine or you know shots or whatever

584
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Speaker 1: he was selling. But he came on he goes, uh, well,

585
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: as you know, I've got the diabetes. And I thought

586
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Speaker 1: to myself, I barely know who you are. Why would

587
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Speaker 1: I also know your condition. I'll bet there are people

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Speaker 1: in his family that didn't know his condition. I'll bet

589
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: what I'll bet somebody or something that did know his condition.

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Speaker 1: The horse that he was on you because he was

591
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: around two hundred and eighty pounds when he's doing these commercials,

592
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: you know, telling everybody how to fix their diabetes, and

593
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: he's sitting on a horse. That horse had be looking

594
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Speaker 1: up going christ though, mighty, there's a hot day out here.

595
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: And I got this usually you know guy who weighs

596
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Speaker 1: ninety two pounds and riding me around Santadia. This guy's

597
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: too Eighty's going on with this guy? But the as

598
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: well as you know, I've got the diabetes. I had

599
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Speaker 1: no idea, none, none. I barely knew who the.

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Speaker 12: Guy talk back to avocados from Mexico and California.

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Speaker 8: Yum.

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00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good impression there at the end.

603
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Speaker 8: Yum yum, yum.

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Speaker 1: All right, I like that one. All right, Ding dong

605
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: with these talkbacks.

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Speaker 8: Ding dong to you from Fort worz.

607
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: Okay Forworth, Texas.

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Speaker 8: Come on, I listened to you every day. But make

609
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Speaker 8: my day happier.

610
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: What a sweet man. I got to move to Texas.

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Speaker 8: My favorite thing, you say, Oh, yeah, that's.

612
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: Malu dan, he used to think. But we asked him

613
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: what his favorite food was. He was, my favorite thing

614
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: is a gyro and and somebody said, you mean like

615
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: a euro. Oh what everybody, it's called the gyro buddy.

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00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 8: Oh my favorite thing you see gyro?

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00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the favorite thing is a gyro buddy.

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Speaker 8: But behaved one of the funniest things I've heard.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he's gonna swear there, didn't you too,

620
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to dump I reached for the button already.

621
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 8: But hey, one of the funniest things I've heard.

622
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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a great way to not swear. And it

623
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Speaker 1: sounds like you did.

624
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Speaker 5: But heave.

625
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Speaker 8: One of the funniest things I've heard is when Steck

626
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 8: went off on the bibbity bobbity boo. So, I don't

627
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 8: know if you have that, but man, I got to

628
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Speaker 8: find that.

629
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: Angel Martinez brought that up the other day too. He

630
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: went off on that song, the bibbity boppity Booth.

631
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Speaker 8: That cracks me up. Ding Dong, Well, everybody, yeah, I'll

632
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 8: find it.

633
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: I got a couple of places to still look before

634
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: I give up. But he was making fun of that,

635
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: you know, bippity boppity boot and how crazy that was.

636
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: It was great though. I'll find it hopefully by the

637
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: end of the week. Here talk back town.

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Speaker 15: Hate tim first, Ding Dong, ding Dong. Next, just wanted

639
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 15: to say, my dad has been taken by many women

640
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 15: who tell him they're gonna come see him and make

641
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 15: him go get gift cards. But many times we tell

642
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 15: him they're really not gonna come. He keeps getting gift cards.

643
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 15: He goes twice a week.

644
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, I gotta get that guy's a dress.

645
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 15: They're really not gonna come.

646
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get that boy that man's address. I

647
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: could use a couple of gift cards. I'm trying to

648
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: get an RB's out of him or something. Take a

649
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 1: card away, all right, George Nori. I just spilled water

650
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: all over the effing place web crotch, and my wife's

651
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: gonna be like, Hey, what's going on? Why are you?

652
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: Why is your crotch all wed?

653
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Speaker 15: Like?

654
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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.

655
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: I relyve on KFI AM six forty. I'm so gagged.

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