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Speaker 1: It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening

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Speaker 1: to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: I had lunch today with the program director here, Brian Long.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you have to say? I just said, look,

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Speaker 1: you're you know, the show sucks. You got to pick

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Speaker 1: it up. And I said, really, yeah, no one, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I just started crying and

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Speaker 1: then he said I'm sorry and he split. So he said,

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Speaker 1: you're a big star. We're lucky to have you. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I should have lunch with you. No, it was great.

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Speaker 1: We had a lot of lass, a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: He's a normal, you know guy. Yeah, you know you

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Speaker 1: can you don't have to watch you know, yeah, everything,

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Speaker 1: which is nice. But he told me about this place

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Speaker 1: called Look, and I'm really embarrassed that I grew up

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Speaker 1: in San Fernando Valley, born and raised, and I know

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Speaker 1: all the best pizza places, I know the best burger places.

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Speaker 1: I know the valley like the back of my hand.

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Speaker 1: And he said, have you ever been to Casa Bianca's

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Speaker 1: Pizza Pie? And I said, I've never heard of it,

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Speaker 1: and he almost fell off his chair. He said, it's

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Speaker 1: the best Pizza in La It's right off the one

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Speaker 1: thirty four in Eagle Rock before you get into Pasadena

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Speaker 1: if you're coming from the San Fernando Valley, and by

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Speaker 1: looking at the reviews here, it has thousands of reviews

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Speaker 1: four point six out of five stars. I bet there

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Speaker 1: are people who are listening to the show who've been

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Speaker 1: going there for decades and are shocked that I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of this place. Have you have you heard of it? No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Crozier you get out? Have you heard of it?

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Speaker 1: Cosa Biancas?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: What about you? Sammy? Have you heard of it?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: One? I loved man? Man? How did we all pass

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Speaker 1: this day?

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Speaker 4: I have actually been there once?

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Speaker 1: How was it?

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Speaker 4: It was delicious? He's right, I totally forgot about.

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Speaker 1: When did you go?

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Speaker 4: It's been a few years. It's when I was living.

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Speaker 1: In must have really enjoyed it?

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Speaker 4: Uh well, yes, yeah I did. It was delicious.

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Speaker 1: Cash only? Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah you said cash only. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you gotta bring cash or I don't know, check

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Speaker 1: or something or no, just cash? Thanks? Check? Oh yeah, really,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they love getting checks. But it's a little

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Speaker 1: place that's been around probably forever. I'm gonna ask if

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Speaker 1: it was a franchise and that I saw the cash

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Speaker 1: only I'm going but not. Let's see, all right, the

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Speaker 1: history of the place, because I'm really embarrassed that I've

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Speaker 1: never been there. But it's supposed to be great. It's

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Speaker 1: been there for fifty years in Eagle Rock, and it

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Speaker 1: says here, this year is our this is the occasion.

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Speaker 1: This year we're celebrating fifty years one of Eagle Rock's

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Speaker 1: best restaurants. It's fifty years old. Even the possibility of

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Speaker 1: this happening would probably not have occurred to Sam and

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Speaker 1: Janine Maratona Mara Torma. I'm probably booting that name. When

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Speaker 1: they opened Cosa Bianca with Sam's brother in nineteen fifty five,

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Speaker 1: that would be eighty so it's not fifty seventy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's old seventieth birthday and yeah, established in nineteen fifty five.

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Speaker 1: But if you go to the history on their website,

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Speaker 1: their history starts from an article that was in the

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Speaker 1: newspapers in two thousand and five. So that's what I

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Speaker 1: love about this place. They're concentrating on their pizza, not

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Speaker 1: on their website, but it looks great. I might go

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Speaker 1: there tonight. I don't know what they let's see what

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Speaker 1: the hours are. So good, God, it does look great.

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Speaker 1: Pizza pie old school. They got like big meatballs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so seriously we're talking enough. I'll buy if someone goes

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Speaker 1: and goes at nine oh wow, okay, so we got

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Speaker 1: to get there quickly after we're done here. Takeout ends

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Speaker 1: at ten Tuesday, Tuesday, Thursday. It says, yeah, four to

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Speaker 1: ten pm Friday and Saturday, four pm midnight closed. Oh

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Speaker 1: this is really good. Closed Sunday and Monday. That means

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Speaker 1: they're a real restaurant, you know, where they clean the

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Speaker 1: place up. I don't like a place that's open twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours a day, seven days a week. That's when

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Speaker 1: the cockroaches slide in. But this place closes for two

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Speaker 1: days Sunday and Monday. Cosa bianca I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: You know, that Eagle Rock area. Yeah, you know, if

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Speaker 1: you've got a relative or a friend who's down on

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Speaker 1: you live. That's where you are. Yeah, that's where you are,

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Speaker 1: when Family Members. Did you do a show on Fox

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Speaker 1: when family Members Go Bad? No?

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Speaker 2: I did when Good Times Go Bad? When two, three, four, five,

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Speaker 2: Go Bad? How did good is good people go bad?

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Speaker 2: I know good pets go bad and good times.

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Speaker 1: Go times go bad? Members? What are what are some

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Speaker 1: of the times that went bad? You know?

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Speaker 2: Like uh, fairness right now, Fairfield, California. It was a

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Speaker 2: state fair like any other state fair. People gathered together

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Speaker 2: for years here and never had any incidents. But today

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Speaker 2: guy falls off the h Ferris wheel is a family.

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Speaker 1: But today exactly, and then show the video of the

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Speaker 1: guy falling off.

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Speaker 2: Huh oh yeah, it was pretty Yeah, the screams of

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Speaker 2: terror ring through the entire crowd.

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Speaker 1: Why'd they stop doing it? It seems like they did.

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Speaker 1: They didn't. They did seven of them, but it seems

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Speaker 1: like the early Funniest Home videos. Yeah, it was, of course.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Funniest Home Videos was on at the time.

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Speaker 2: Uh, this is more kind of a more chilling experience

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Speaker 2: to see it was on in prime time during the week, so.

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Speaker 1: You and I like. I like South American Funniest Home

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Speaker 1: the kid loses an eye. Oh I see, you know

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Speaker 1: they stop the tape. But in other countries, that's just

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Speaker 1: the that's the first court, that's just the curtain opening. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's the palate cleanser. You know. What happens

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Speaker 1: happened to those shows. I loved that Funniest Home Videos, man,

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Speaker 1: I would watch that every single week, but I would

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Speaker 1: fast forward through the dumb videos. I just like the setups. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's always the best part of that press And who

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Speaker 1: was the announcer around home videos? That's right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the funniers videosen yours, DAVC Funny's dumb videos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, vote for you know, guy's pet getting hit by lightning,

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Speaker 2: Getting hit in the kids baseball, monkey driving through car wash.

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Speaker 1: Fake video of the kid getting into college. Vote now

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Speaker 1: that was classic, man, That Funniest Home Videos, it's It's

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Speaker 1: still around, isn't it. They're still on. They still are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They went through a couple of hosts though, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah they have who is Saga was the original?

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Speaker 2: And then they I want to say, they hear Tom

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Speaker 2: of course bern and then Daisy Fuentis and like, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, my daughter was very young when that Tom Bergeron

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Speaker 1: was on and she heard that, like when she was two,

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Speaker 1: weeks going and now Tom Bergeron, now Tom Bergeron. It's

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Speaker 1: like one of the first things she could actually pretty great,

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Speaker 1: you know, a mimic or not. I man, sure that

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Speaker 1: to him if you ever made him. Yeah, it was great.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. Have funny song videos.

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Speaker 5: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 5: AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: I got my new favorite thing to is to go

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Speaker 1: on to only fans and pay really hot women to

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Speaker 1: fart in their pants.

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Speaker 4: Jesus man, it's disgusting, but that's do they wave their

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Speaker 4: hand behind you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: They walk around, Yeah, they want I don't think no,

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Speaker 1: not not yet. I mean I could ask them to

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Speaker 4: Coss extra.

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Speaker 1: But there's a woman that does this. She's in only fans.

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Speaker 1: She makes two hundred dollars per video selling her farting.

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Speaker 1: When most people think of outside hustles, they don't think

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Speaker 1: of farting on video. They picture, you know, selling vintage

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Speaker 1: clothing or ride share or crafting, or selling something on

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Speaker 1: you know, Etsy or Amazon. But for this twenty three

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Speaker 1: year old Avalon saff Saph known for her to her

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Speaker 1: fans as Lana, her most lucrative gig comes from something

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Speaker 1: less conventional, selling videos of herself farting. How about that quote,

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Speaker 1: I've been paid two hundred bucks to send a guy

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Speaker 1: in Burbank.

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Speaker 4: Really in Burbank. Wow, something size weird?

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Speaker 1: Something up there of her farting on camera? Yeah? She

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Speaker 1: It says, no smell, nothing weird, just audible farting. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can say nothing weird.

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Speaker 4: I got a question about that.

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Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. Angel, you should get

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Speaker 1: in on this. I've been around you.

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Speaker 4: Does she show her face?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Oh yeah, no mask? No? Is that a deal

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Speaker 1: breaker for you?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 4: I could put make sure of Bello, that's the line.

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Speaker 4: I could put a picture of Bellio in front of

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Speaker 1: And expect a letter from sweet James at two hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks a fart. I mean, you know, Angel, you blew

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Speaker 1: like a thousand dollars last time I saw you.

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Speaker 4: I know, I know, and and you know I could

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Speaker 1: That's right. But in uh. In episode two of the

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Speaker 1: podcast Hope Hope, host James Weir meets Lana and her

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Ryan. Oh, she's taken. Damn yeah, damn it shocking.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, guys are into that. They were in.

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Speaker 1: They were in Vegas at the adult Expo where she

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Speaker 1: turns her head in fishnet, lingerie and fur coat, opens

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Speaker 1: up her coat and then bang, I'll hit you one

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Speaker 1: with one. Yeah, that's a Whitman sampler for you sampler. Well,

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Speaker 1: the concept might sound out of the box outsiders, it does.

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Speaker 1: For Lana, It's all part of the job. She's a

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Speaker 1: stripper by trade. No surprises so far in this article.

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Speaker 1: And about a year ago, she decided to join the

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Speaker 1: World Only, the World of Only fans and the platform

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Speaker 1: where performers can sell custom adult content directly to subscribers.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to her entrepreneurial spirit, she was able to break

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Speaker 1: wind into a very nice niche kink. Lana and Ryan,

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Speaker 1: both from Toronto, both Canadian farterers, met in high school

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Speaker 1: but only started farting three years ago for money, and

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Speaker 1: they reconnected at a bar. I guess I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they know both blew one at the bar and

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Speaker 1: they fell in love. Their relationship is open. Still no

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Speaker 1: surprises in the article, and it was built on humor

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Speaker 1: and farting, all right. While Ryan often makes cameos in

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Speaker 1: Lana's content, he's the man behind the farting, And it

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Speaker 1: says here like, anytime I'm making content, he'll be in

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Speaker 1: the background just laughing. That's a little distracting, you know.

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Speaker 1: If I'm paying somebody two hundred dollars to fart, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the way to do it. Hamburger helper. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a stink that that like, like, lions can pick

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Speaker 1: that up. You know, when lions are hunting in Africa,

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Speaker 1: that to track down the most nervous zebra. Because the

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Speaker 1: most nervous zebra in Africa has a little giddy up

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Speaker 1: in his in his hind leg right, he can't run

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Speaker 1: as fast as the other zebras. He's in pain every

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Speaker 1: and flop sweat, and his stink comes off that guy

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Speaker 1: because he's not a fast zebra, right, And so the

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Speaker 1: lions can smell the slow zebra because he's sweating his

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Speaker 1: ass off. He knows it's just about you know, it's

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Speaker 1: just another couple of days, another couple of weeks until

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Speaker 1: he gets worked. Well, guys who are thirty five with

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Speaker 1: their own TikTok page has a little scared zebra thing

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Speaker 1: going on there, right, Lions can smell that, and you

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Speaker 1: don't want to get involved. Like when I see older guys,

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Speaker 1: even Hollywood actors who are in their fifties or sixties,

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Speaker 1: and they have their own TikTok page, I'm like, is

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Speaker 1: there nothing? I mean, you're so into yourself that you

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Speaker 1: have to have a TikTok page. It's crazy, but I

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Speaker 1: think I think it's right. I think it's twenty five

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Speaker 1: is the ceiling?

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Speaker 4: Yeare?

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Speaker 1: And don't ruin it for these kids. We've ruined everything

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Speaker 1: for them. Everything we've ruined, the city, we've ruined, the state,

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Speaker 1: We've ruined and name it. You know, everything has been

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Speaker 1: destroyed by older people. Leave them alone and let them

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Speaker 1: have TikTok. You can look at it. There's some funny

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Speaker 1: stuff up there. I think maybe with the exception of comedians,

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Speaker 1: five that are hysterical because they don't have an they

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Speaker 1: don't have enough experience to be funny. Like it's like

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Speaker 1: when I know, we gotta take a break. Like my

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Speaker 1: daughter was born and her second night alive on planet Earth,

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Speaker 1: right her second night as a human being completely detached

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Speaker 1: from her mom, eating on her own, sleeping on her own,

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Speaker 1: my wife, I go, what's going on? And she was, Oh,

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Speaker 1: she must be having a nightmare. I said, about what

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Speaker 1: something she saw yesterday. She's been alive for two days.

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Speaker 1: Her nightmare can only be about something she saw in

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Speaker 1: the last thirty six hours. Anyway, TikTok. Please let's leave

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Speaker 1: it for the kids, all right. I know it's tempting

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Speaker 1: to get your own page, you get Joe followers and

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Speaker 1: the whole run and sell your whatever you your wares are,

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