Speaker 1: I got an email I gotta read to you about
Speaker 1: a hookup that had a twist. This person would not
Speaker 1: be on the radio, but I'm gonna read it to you.
Speaker 1: Dave Jenny Bailevant. I am exhausted because you guys are
Speaker 1: practically my life Monday through Friday mornings. I got to
Speaker 1: share my story with you. Why am I exhausted? Here's
Speaker 1: the story. I wasn't meeting anybody on Hinge because apparently
Speaker 1: my radius of men was too small. So I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it bigger and go all the way
Speaker 1: to Grand Forks, down to Moine and out to Green Bay.
Speaker 1: I don't care. So they got They just kind of
Speaker 1: cast a bigger net. Yeah, you got to. So I
Speaker 1: met this guy who lives up in Grand Forks like
Speaker 1: a month ago. We seemed to click, and pretty soon
Speaker 1: he's calling me to He's telling me to come up
Speaker 1: for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a risky little venture. You know, he's
Speaker 1: not across town. You're not meeting over a caribou for
Speaker 1: a coffee. You're going all the way with Grand Forks
Speaker 1: for the weekend. Apparently she packs bag heads on up.
Speaker 1: He says, he has horses and we can go horseback riding.
Speaker 1: It's going to be great. Well, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: There's like a place, and the guy puts some thought
Speaker 1: into this, got a plan. So I drive up there.
Speaker 1: I go to his place, which is kind of like
Speaker 1: a little rundown but it was cool. Used to belong
Speaker 1: to his parents. He shows me around. We go horseback
Speaker 1: riding on Friday. So here they are on Halloween. I
Speaker 1: guess it was just this past Friday is Halloween. They
Speaker 1: are on the horses and he's like showing her around
Speaker 1: and their horseback riding, and that's kind of cool. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a great start, right. We get back to
Speaker 1: the house and immediately ran out of things to talk about. Hmmm,
Speaker 1: like nothing, and he was nervous and uncomfortable. So I said,
Speaker 1: is there a bar in town we can go to? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. Yeah, So we go to this
Speaker 1: bar in town and immediately a guy he knows comes
Speaker 1: up to say hi, and that guy and I hit
Speaker 1: it off right away, like one of those instant chemistry
Speaker 1: kind of things. Here, she is how far is Grand Fort?
Speaker 2: Because I was curious.
Speaker 3: It's four and a half hours from the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1: So she's up at the bar. They've run out of
Speaker 1: things to talk about. It's night number one. They've still
Speaker 1: got all of Saturday and Saturday night and part of Sunday,
Speaker 1: and things are not looking good. They're at this bar
Speaker 1: and here comes a guy that she's got some chemistry with.
Speaker 1: Oh rand so is the online guy is sitting there
Speaker 1: playing on his phone, pretending not to notice. The other
Speaker 1: guy and I are dancing. How awful would that be
Speaker 1: for the other guy?
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like it is at all. He's just
Speaker 4: chilling doing his own thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know he had this girl come up, And anyway,
Speaker 1: they're dancing and pretty soon getting pretty cozy with each other.
Speaker 1: So we agreed we wanted to leave with each other.
Speaker 2: But who's gonna tell Guy number one?
Speaker 5: Well, she's staying at the hinge guy's house. Correct, Well
Speaker 5: that's gonna hold. Oh sorry, I gotta go out and
Speaker 5: be with this other guy for a while, but then
Speaker 5: I'll stop back in for my stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, there's where the change of plans came in. So
Speaker 1: I let his friend go tell him that we were
Speaker 1: going to leave together, and the guy and I left together.
Speaker 1: Only thing was my stuff was still at his house,
Speaker 1: so we had to ask if we could go buy
Speaker 1: his house to pick up my stuff. Okay, so not
Speaker 1: only are you saying, hey, guy number one, I really
Speaker 1: like your friend. We're gonna leave, can we come by
Speaker 1: the house and pick up my stuff?
Speaker 5: That is such like a I don't That was if
Speaker 5: I was the first guy, the hinge guy, I would
Speaker 5: be so not sad, but like my pride would be
Speaker 5: definitely shaken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she kind of mentions that Guy number
Speaker 1: one pretended not to mind, and honestly, I think he
Speaker 1: was kind of relieved. You would be relieved. You'd be
Speaker 1: a little hurt, a little sad, but you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, thank god.
Speaker 3: Oh if you weren't hitting it off, yeah, probably cool.
Speaker 2: I'd probably be okay.
Speaker 3: If a guy came to come see me and they
Speaker 3: hit it off with my friend and I wasn't vibing
Speaker 3: with them, I'd.
Speaker 2: Be like cool.
Speaker 1: So we go back to Guy number tues place and
Speaker 1: pretty much banged all weekend, That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Pretty much banged all weekend, so that's why she's tired.
Speaker 1: Well, he did leave to go to a quick trip
Speaker 1: to get a pizza on Saturday night. But we probably
Speaker 1: hooked up eight times, eight times from Friday night to
Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon. When I left. I'm exhausted. I can't walk,
Speaker 1: but I can't stop smiling eight times in disguise.
Speaker 2: Ever see that dude? Ever again? Is that how it ends?
Speaker 3: She doesn't tell us to follow up, like have they
Speaker 3: been Well, I guess this just happened this weekend, but.
Speaker 1: Like yesterday, this time yesterday, she had one leg over
Speaker 1: here and one leg over there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she weday, well, we're exactly.
Speaker 5: I wonder if she knows his name, maybe I have
Speaker 5: any short something.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she knows his last name, maybe she'll
Speaker 2: write in, maybe she'll call in. Maybe we can get
Speaker 2: her on tomorrow.
Speaker 1: She would not be on the radio, and I think
Speaker 1: it's because she's probably a little bit embarrassed but also proud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a crappy thing to do, to like abandon
Speaker 1: your rank. But at the same time, I think all
Speaker 1: three people walked away or limped away happily.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't think, because like if the first guy's like,
Speaker 5: oh cool, Yeah, I'm so relieved that I don't have
Speaker 5: to do deal with this.
Speaker 2: You're still your ego is still hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you had this whole It's not like it
Speaker 4: was just a random like, oh, let's go to uh
Speaker 4: North Loop. Like no, this was a four hour trip
Speaker 4: for her, the commute. You had everything planned and that's
Speaker 4: your friend.
Speaker 1: So a woman met a guy. He met him online
Speaker 1: a month ago. He seemed like a nice guy. So
Speaker 1: she drives all the way to Grand Forks this past Friday,
Speaker 1: just a couple of days ago, and he's like, come
Speaker 1: on up, spend the weekend. I got horses. We'll go
Speaker 1: horseback riding. So they went horseback riding. They came back
Speaker 1: to the house and they immediately ran out of things
Speaker 1: to talk about. So she says, is there a bar
Speaker 1: in town? They go to the bar in town, They
Speaker 1: meet one of his buddies. The buddy and this woman
Speaker 1: hit it off spectacularly. She leaves with this guy, goes
Speaker 1: to the first guy's house to pick up her stuff,
Speaker 1: spends the weekend with one leg over here and one
Speaker 1: leg over there. They said they hooked up eight times,
Speaker 1: which to me sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2: It's so tiring. Eight times. That's a lot of time.
Speaker 1: You you've been to town a couple of times, is
Speaker 1: eight times in one weekend a lot.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a Friday to a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Friday to Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think eight times could equate to yes, a
Speaker 3: full forty eight hours.
Speaker 2: I think that that could.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the math on that one so a day?
Speaker 2: It depends on if they went back to back six hours.
Speaker 2: There's a lot you got to figure out here.
Speaker 5: This is not the kind of math problem that I
Speaker 5: thought I would be doing this morning.
Speaker 6: We've got a word problem for you. Here we go, kid,
Speaker 6: one leg over here, one log over there. So and
Speaker 6: I think it's great. But what do you think of her?
Speaker 6: I think it's great. She instead of having a miserable
Speaker 6: weekend watching TV and silence with horse owner, she rode
Speaker 6: something else.
Speaker 5: I think she was determined to get some action. Yes,
Speaker 5: so it was like whatever happened had to happen. She
Speaker 5: was like, I'm here for it because this is all
Speaker 5: I want is this action thing. So she was willing
Speaker 5: to drive four and a half hours. She's willing to
Speaker 5: like spread the other end net.
Speaker 1: Nothing that if she was just looking to hook up,
Speaker 1: I ain't got no shame in that at all.
Speaker 4: I think the guy like the friend that she ended
Speaker 4: up going home with. I only think he's wrong because
Speaker 4: that was your friend's girl, not girl really, but because
Speaker 4: they just met on hinge. But like you know, you
Speaker 4: don't take home your buddies for a girl.
Speaker 5: It's just the weird thing of being like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 5: going to bring her home with me, but I've got
Speaker 5: to bring her back to your house to pick up
Speaker 5: her stuff.
Speaker 2: Is that cool?
Speaker 4: He was sitting in the car, run of the engine, waiting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, just trading off far.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you if you went out of town
Speaker 1: or met somebody, or you drove. Maybe it didn't drive
Speaker 1: that far. Maybe you drove, like from Little Canada to
Speaker 1: White Bear Lake it took you ten fifteen minutes to
Speaker 1: get there. Did if you met up with someone for
Speaker 1: the first time this weekend? How did it go? Did
Speaker 1: you spend the night? Did he spend the night? She
Speaker 1: spend the night? How far did you drive? Was it awkward?
Speaker 1: I think I told you the time that a long
Speaker 1: time ago, I met up with a girl. I was
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. I dated this girl. I flew back
Speaker 1: to see her two months later, and we ran out
Speaker 1: of things to talk about. On the ride from the
Speaker 1: airport to her house. It was a miserable, long weekend.
Speaker 5: I had this boy that was really into me in
Speaker 5: college my senior year, and like right before I graduated,
Speaker 5: we were like pretty close. And then I moved to
Speaker 5: Florida to work at disney World and he was like,
Speaker 5: I'm going to come see you, And by that point
Speaker 5: I had already gotten over him, and so he can.
Speaker 5: He drove and got on a bus and came all
Speaker 5: the way to Florida and it was the most awkward,
Speaker 5: like two days ever. So similar situation, but I didn't
Speaker 5: meet up with some random other person and we hit
Speaker 5: it off there, So not that same.
Speaker 1: A couple of text messages regarding this whole situation, we
Speaker 1: get to wrap up good for her. Eight times isn't
Speaker 1: that much when the sex and is brand new? I disagree.
Speaker 1: I eight times in one weekend, Oh.
Speaker 4: No, I kind of agree. It's not a lot when
Speaker 4: it's new and fresh adrenaline.
Speaker 3: Man, I think you're thinking that it's like an hour
Speaker 3: every single time. What could have happened was like they
Speaker 3: hook up right away, you're still laying there, you're in
Speaker 3: a high. Thirty minutes later, hook up again. Yes, right
Speaker 3: off the bat.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, break it down for it. Six morning Saturday.
Speaker 3: You wake up the next morning and everyone's horned up
Speaker 3: in the morning after some cocktails at least I am,
Speaker 3: and so.
Speaker 2: Then you're gonna get it on. Then you go out,
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 3: Your coffee, you have a little launch or brunch or
Speaker 3: whatever mid afternoon. From afternoon delight, we're up to four
Speaker 3: times that we get to Saturday evening. You know that
Speaker 3: they probably had more drinks at that point. And then
Speaker 3: they got real loud. He was tossing her around. They
Speaker 3: were doing backflips and stuff. Three times right there. Sunday morning,
Speaker 3: wake up, one last time. Eight times they were bing
Speaker 3: bang boom.
Speaker 4: And the all the momentum is there because you're just
Speaker 4: off the high of like I want to keep doing this.
Speaker 4: I want to keep doing this. So that's all you're
Speaker 4: thinking about while you're doing drinks and all those other things.
Speaker 1: Yes, text messages at Katie WB one. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: you never really know if you're going to hit it
Speaker 1: off with the person until you meet him. So original
Speaker 1: guy is probably like whatever, and glad he didn't have
Speaker 1: to spend the weekend awkwardly trying to act interested or
Speaker 1: like they have anything to talk about, and I think
Speaker 1: that's very true. I think that the first guy was
Speaker 1: probably like, he's not stupid. I mean, she found him
Speaker 1: charming and funny and whatever, so he's not stupid. They
Speaker 1: just didn't have anything to talk about. Probably all they
Speaker 1: talked about was like, Oh, it'll be really it'd be
Speaker 1: really fun to come up, and that's once they Once
Speaker 1: they had exhausted that topic, there was nothing else.
Speaker 4: Definitely sucks in the moment, but I think he dodged
Speaker 4: the bullet the.
Speaker 2: Origin the original guy, Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 4: Because he probably was like, if she's willing to
Speaker 2: Just up and leave like this, then she wasn't for me.