Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, many people have said that I could be
Speaker 1: the greatest husband ever, said many people, you know, nine
Speaker 1: out of ten doctors surveyed. Now, So so Chelsea, you know,
Speaker 1: I will do anything for Chelsea now, especially after the
Speaker 1: you know, the the year that we've had, I will
Speaker 1: even do even more than I probably would have done.
Speaker 1: But there is just one thing that I don't understand
Speaker 1: how it is that I can't do it without something else.
Speaker 1: So Chelsea, Uh, the last probably four or five nights,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if this is something that's caused
Speaker 1: by you know, her cancer recovery, she has had the
Speaker 1: worst back pains ever. Like literally her back has been
Speaker 1: killing her. And she's always had kind of a bad back.
Speaker 1: So she will ask me if I will massage her back,
Speaker 1: and she we have like these little things that we bought.
Speaker 1: It's like a massage or it's like it's called a
Speaker 1: therapy gun. Have you ever seen those? Like I think
Speaker 1: the players use the Yeah, so you got a thera
Speaker 1: gun thing. So she'll say, hey, will you thera gun
Speaker 1: my back? And I said, absolutely, no problem. But she
Speaker 1: always goes into it and says, but you cannot pull
Speaker 1: your pants down in the middle because what ends up
Speaker 1: happening is and I don't know why this is. And
Speaker 1: I want to ask, are there any guys listening to
Speaker 1: the show right now, if you're a man with male genitalia,
Speaker 1: will you listen up real quick and tell me how
Speaker 1: is it that you can go through massaging a woman's
Speaker 1: back or you know, giving them a back rub or
Speaker 1: anything like that, or even theor gunning without wanting to
Speaker 1: have sex. And so she said to me, and you
Speaker 1: can call her up if you want to Lydia for this.
Speaker 1: She said to me, you're the only guy that does this.
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna get sex every single time you
Speaker 1: do it? And I said to her, I have no
Speaker 1: idea how any man cannot want to just bang their
Speaker 1: wife or girlfriend or have sex after they they give
Speaker 1: a massage. It's always going to lead to that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're wrong, thank you, in your thought
Speaker 2: process at all. I think there's something so relaxing and
Speaker 2: at times extremely intimate with massages. And you already touching her,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, You're already laying down, She's
Speaker 2: already extremely relaxed as well, you know.
Speaker 1: I know, God, it leads to it always leads to
Speaker 1: a little bit of excitement level, Like it gives me,
Speaker 1: like to a point where I get excited over the deal.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Cooper, are you a man? Do you have male genitaliat do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cooper? Can you massage without wanting to have sex?
Speaker 4: I'll be completely honest with you. I used to so
Speaker 4: when I was younger, I used to My mom would
Speaker 4: like work really long days, so I'd give her message
Speaker 4: massages and just like make her day.
Speaker 3: A lot easier.
Speaker 4: So as as an adult, yeah, I don't. It's just
Speaker 4: more just to like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, so you don't get so you don't get
Speaker 1: horny at all because you think of your mom.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's just it's a nice thing, you know,
Speaker 4: just to make them feel more at ease.
Speaker 1: You know what, Cooper, You're the worst first phone call
Speaker 1: I could have picked. You are a big a hole
Speaker 1: and I don't ever want to talk to you again.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Chelsea's on with us right now? Chelsea. Yeah, Chelse,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You know how much I love you,
Speaker 1: but you also know how much I don't want you
Speaker 1: to hurt. I don't want your back to hurt you,
Speaker 1: but you have to understand it is a natural male
Speaker 1: human reaction to want to turn the back massage into
Speaker 1: a sexual thing.
Speaker 5: And from now on, I will pay for my massage
Speaker 5: a stranger.
Speaker 1: Even Kevin said that there's no way that he could
Speaker 1: massage a girl without wanting to have sex. Are we surprised, right?
Speaker 6: And not?
Speaker 3: Just isn't fair for the girl?
Speaker 5: Like we're just we have a throw back.
Speaker 1: I want to know, did you do any male messuses
Speaker 1: messuse ees? I don't know if the pluralis of that.
Speaker 1: Do any male massage therapists ever have this happen to them,
Speaker 1: like where they they massage a client and they get
Speaker 1: all tingly and stuff.
Speaker 5: It has I think that this is this is a
Speaker 5: male fantasy, Like I don't think you know you all
Speaker 5: take massage, you think sex happy ending females were like
Speaker 5: massage relaxed, don't touch me again?
Speaker 1: Like not every female exactly.
Speaker 2: There there are some females listening right now that also
Speaker 2: picked those links.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, maybe two. Am you trying to get our
Speaker 1: back rub? Not bro come on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: Zeke is on with us right now? Zeke are you there? Yes?
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, sneath freaky.
Speaker 4: I'll be rubbing on my girls. She's a regular caller.
Speaker 4: This is my first time calling.
Speaker 1: Zeke you. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 6: Rubbing up on her and then she passes out on you.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get it, and I'm seesus there snoring.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh great, Oh yeah, you think she's faking it.
Speaker 1: You think that she's actually lying about being sleep.
Speaker 6: He really is deep sleep.
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Chelsea, that's what you need. He gives a good massage.
Speaker 1: It makes you fall asleep. You give it. I give
Speaker 1: Chelsea a massage, and about five seconds into it, She's like,
Speaker 1: you just stuck something in my back. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like crazy, but yeah, I'll be like rubbing her and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I just hear the snort
Speaker 1: and I'm oh, man, what's up, Joe?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hey, mom doing the gang? I guys doing.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: We're good, buddy. Are you like it? Are you an
Speaker 1: average guy like we are?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I definitely am. Like if I offer my girlfriend and
Speaker 6: massage and she she asked me, is this strings attacked?
Speaker 6: I'll yeah, no strings attached. But then during it's like
Speaker 6: all I can think about you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it the entire time.
Speaker 7: I mean, if if she's really tired, really messed up,
Speaker 7: I will give her good massage and she'll fall asleep.
Speaker 7: But like if I don't say anything and I just
Speaker 7: start massage and her she knows what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeahnts turn the back shots?
Speaker 6: Hey you think you're already right there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hold on, Morgan? What did you want
Speaker 1: to say? Morgan?
Speaker 7: H Right, So I've been married my husband now for
Speaker 7: over nine years and I'm at the point in our
Speaker 7: marriage now where.
Speaker 3: If a BackRub does not lead to sex, I kind.
Speaker 1: Of get son dead. Chelsea. You see this, This is
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to act like, Chelsea, I'll.
Speaker 3: You inate the heck even I'll be like, do you
Speaker 3: want to give me a BackRub?
Speaker 1: Morgan? Will you? Yeah? How long? Mark?
Speaker 3: Over nine years?
Speaker 1: See that? Chelsea?
Speaker 5: Well, get back to me when you hit thirty one?
Speaker 1: The charge, Morgan, Morgan, do me a favor, tutor my wife? Please?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Dennis?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: Dennis?
Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Hey? It's going good? Dennis, Say hi to my wife,
Speaker 1: Chelsea she's on the phone. Hi, Chelsea, how are you?
Speaker 4: My wife is actually listening to right now?
Speaker 1: Oh geez, all right, be careful. You could get yourself
Speaker 1: in trouble. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: I'm definitely not going to. But I mean, I'm like
Speaker 4: freaky Zeki over there. I don't think I've ever given
Speaker 4: her massage and gotten turned down. Oh but yeah, no,
Speaker 4: hear it all the time.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, I mean even you know, going when
Speaker 6: she's taking.
Speaker 4: A shower, you know, rubber back out a little bit,
Speaker 4: and you know it always happen.
Speaker 1: Heyah, see that, Chelsea, this is what normal relationships sound like.
Speaker 1: Are you listening?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How long has he been there? How long you've been married? There?
Speaker 6: Dennis together for five?
Speaker 1: See that, Chelsea. That's it.
Speaker 5: They're not proving any good point here.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, hold on, Candace says, what's up? Candace, candas
Speaker 1: you can relate to Chelsea. Huh, Yeah, what's the story?
Speaker 7: It's normally, if anything, you know, I found like a
Speaker 7: BackRub or just like my legs or something.
Speaker 6: Pretty much it doesn't lead to anything.
Speaker 1: I kind of you stop it short. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: you and you're you're like Chelsea, you ruin the mood.
Speaker 1: Why are you ruining the mood? This is why you
Speaker 1: guys have back problems. I want you to know that
Speaker 1: there's too much stress in your lives. You and you
Speaker 1: and Chelsea need to like enjoy the moment. Carmen, what's up, Carmen? High?
Speaker 6: Hey, So I go to a chiropractor and I get
Speaker 6: a massage once a week and the whole time that's.
Speaker 4: All I think about.
Speaker 1: Wait with your chiropractor?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: He is he a good looking guy? Yes? He is?
Speaker 1: And does he make your back feel better? Yes? If
Speaker 1: you tell my wife the name of that chiropractor, I
Speaker 1: will kill you. Carmens. It's amazing. Have you ever threw
Speaker 1: it out there?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: No, No, he's married? Oh my god? How crazy is that? Though?
Speaker 1: He's adjusting her and she's in her head thinking that
Speaker 1: she wants to bang this guy. Yes, jeez my goodness. Wow,
Speaker 1: well where were.
Speaker 5: It's a good massage?
Speaker 1: There you go? Man, I almost said something that was
Speaker 1: going to be bad. No, no, I can't dump it
Speaker 1: because Chelsea will hear it. Ton.
Speaker 3: Hi, how are you guys feeling?
Speaker 1: What's happening? We're doing good? Say hello to my wife.
Speaker 3: Hi? How you doing Chelsea?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: How are you? I'm doing well and the first time long.
Speaker 1: Money.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I have a story in the reverse.
Speaker 3: I took my boyfriend out for his birthday to get
Speaker 3: professional massagers and we had separate rooms cause I didn't
Speaker 3: get a couple of massage to cost somewhere. I was like,
Speaker 3: whatever record do you master? And well it seemed like
Speaker 3: he got more than what I paid for and then
Speaker 3: what he bargained for because when I came out, I
Speaker 3: was waiting on hand. I was sure because I had
Speaker 3: like a female wrestler as a missus and he ran
Speaker 3: out like I don't know what he saw. Okay, he
Speaker 3: had his child wrapped around his waist and he act
Speaker 3: like it was a fire in the room he came from.
Speaker 1: What happened? What did she.
Speaker 3: Tell me?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, do you say what not tell me?
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Do you think that she ended
Speaker 1: up having like did they have sex with each other?
Speaker 1: Or what happened?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think it was sex. I
Speaker 3: think he might have gotten an offer or she she
Speaker 3: put her hands around.
Speaker 1: She did he was as a wife or as a
Speaker 1: wife where you offended that you got the bad massage
Speaker 1: and he got the good massage.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't his wife. I was his girlfriend, and
Speaker 3: and I wasn't that known because it made me laugh.
Speaker 3: I was laughing all the way home. I'm almost in
Speaker 3: tears asking him what happened. He never told me, and
Speaker 3: I just I just didn't care. I could tell he
Speaker 3: didn't have sex.
Speaker 1: I have like something happened though, energy Yeah, would you
Speaker 1: might have been okay with that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: If he did get a little touchy touchy.
Speaker 3: And he got touched and he gave permission, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have brought him there, but if he allowed
Speaker 3: himself to go all the way, oh no, you know,
Speaker 3: that would have been the reason we ended.
Speaker 1: Would you tell my wife where you guys went? It's
Speaker 1: all right, I'll talk to you later, Tony. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3: I tell you, guys.
Speaker 1: Chelsea gets mad because I come in, you know, I
Speaker 1: come into the room with their gun and no pants on,
Speaker 1: and she's like, put your pants back on? All right, Chelsea?
Speaker 1: I love you. How are you feeling this morning? You're
Speaker 1: feeling better?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good, all right, all right, We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you later. Bye.
Speaker 3: See you.