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Speaker 1: Michael and Dragon and all the other Goopers out in Goobersville.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: your donations yesterday to Food Bank of the Rockies. I'm

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Speaker 1: not using them now, but I have had to use

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Speaker 1: food banks in the past and it makes a difference.

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Speaker 1: And I sure appreciated it back then, and I know

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Speaker 1: everyone else does now too. Thanks everyone.

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Speaker 2: Hey Michael. I know it was for a great cause

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Speaker 2: and you probably are contractually obligated to do some of

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Speaker 2: the on site location shows, but the crashing of the

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Speaker 2: shopping carts, the backup alarms and the parking lot, the

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Speaker 2: shoplifting alarms and the car alarms in the parking lot

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Speaker 2: were far worse than the tripping smoke detector alarm.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Hey Michael, I keep hearing

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Speaker 3: stories on local news last couple of days about the

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Speaker 3: city council not voting for the fifty million dollars for

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Speaker 3: the new women's soccer game stadium on Broadway. Why don't

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Speaker 3: they just use what's known as in power field right now?

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Speaker 3: Why build a new stadium at all that costs really

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Speaker 3: anything other than maintenance? Is it just because the Broncos

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Speaker 3: want the revenue.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, Michael Brown is on the move. But

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Speaker 4: we really need to thank Dragon Redbeard for his diligent

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Speaker 4: workouts for all these years to give him the strength

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Speaker 4: to carry Michael across the hall. We know who really

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Speaker 4: made it happen.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Dragon. So Senator John Hickenlopper said the shutdown was

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Speaker 5: worth it. Very interesting take, Senator John Hickenlooper, I would

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Speaker 5: say it was not you guys had the cr at

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Speaker 5: the beginning of it and didn't find it on your side.

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Speaker 6: Michael waiting for the mainstream media to start blaming the

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Speaker 6: victim for being on her phone and not being aware

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Speaker 6: of her surroundings.

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Speaker 5: Three two one.

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Speaker 7: Go good morning, Michael and Dragon this is your favorite

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Speaker 7: jee goober. Hey Mike, he was nice. Senior. Yes, Ray,

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Speaker 7: But here's here's a story. Me and my synagogue sometimes

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Speaker 7: we go out and we give out Israeli flags as

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Speaker 7: long as lake and so people like when one person

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Speaker 7: takes a flag, that a person after them takes a flag,

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Speaker 7: and that person after them takes a flag, and then

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Speaker 7: when one person doesn't take a flag, then the person

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Speaker 7: behind them maybe sees it and they will not take

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Speaker 7: a flag so they can get So we give the

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Speaker 7: Israeli flag to a person like a person behind her.

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Speaker 7: If they see him or her take the flag, they

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Speaker 7: were also most likely they will repeat that same thing.

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Speaker 7: And if they don't take the flag, then the person

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Speaker 7: behind them will also repeat that as well. I mean

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Speaker 7: it's not one hundred percent, but it's a good nine

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Speaker 7: percent of people that do that. They see but one

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Speaker 7: person does it, and they do it, and they just follow.

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Speaker 7: They have no mind of their own.

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Speaker 8: Hey, fellas, I'm going to be down in Colorado for

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Speaker 8: thirty six hours because that's all I can take over Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 8: I just wanted to let you know. Don't worry. I'm

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Speaker 8: not going to come see you in income poops. I'm

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Speaker 8: just going to take the light rail and try to

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Speaker 8: get to where I have to go. I tell you

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Speaker 8: this as a message. If you don't hear from me

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Speaker 8: within about two days after the end of the Thanksgiving holiday,

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Speaker 8: send help.

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Speaker 6: Michael. It's your favorite super goober from Florida. The problem

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Speaker 6: with today's society is they're more concerned about recording an

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Speaker 6: event on their phones so they can be newsworthy as

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Speaker 6: opposed to being a good human and actually doing something

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Speaker 6: to intervene and help another person in need have a

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Speaker 6: good day.

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Speaker 5: So the job numbers are at an increase of one

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Speaker 5: hundred and nineteen thousand jobs, which is twice the whisper

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Speaker 5: number of fifty thousand. And this was through the shutdown.

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Speaker 5: We did lose three thousand government jobs. Not crying about that.

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Speaker 5: So Trump's economy is going well unless you live in

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Speaker 5: Colorado where poulis in may or Mikey have destroyed Colorado

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Speaker 5: and Denver's economy. I got to run out to the

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Speaker 5: store and get some popcorn. Trump has agreed to Zofran

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Speaker 5: Memdami's request to meet in the Oval office tomorrow. This

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Speaker 5: will be fun to watch.

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Speaker 9: Maybe you should play Willie Nelson's Beer for my horses

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Speaker 9: and whiskey for my men after that last segment.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Let's be clear. The text

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Speaker 10: line is three three one oh three on eight five

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Speaker 10: oh k zero A three.

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Speaker 11: Three one zero three three three one zero three three

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Speaker 11: three one zero three.

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Speaker 10: It's like being in a cult.

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Speaker 12: Man.

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Speaker 11: Hey, I had a seizure the other day.

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Speaker 10: I was very proud of it.

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Speaker 11: I fell down with an epileptic seizure, bouncing around like

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Speaker 11: one of those little electric football guys on the little

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Speaker 11: electric football table. I'd like to know how to stop

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Speaker 11: that from coming into my life.

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Speaker 10: Have a good day, guys, three.

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Speaker 11: Three one zero three.

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Speaker 10: The saying that I always use the word of Boxer Rocks.

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Speaker 6: At least a Moxer Rocks has sent Saint to the model.

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Speaker 2: Would it be fantastic if every Jeffrey Epstein in the

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Speaker 2: United States sent Jasmine Crockett at two dollars campaign donation?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 11: Who man, I just heard that thing with Jasmine Crockett. Uh,

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Speaker 11: she's totally retarded.

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Speaker 12: Man.

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Speaker 11: I don't know what else to say. If I was

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Speaker 11: gonna go in and fame somebody, especially somebody famous, you know,

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Speaker 11: like in the President's cabinet, I'm sure as hell wouldn't

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Speaker 11: do that.

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Speaker 10: With twenty minutes. Notice, she is an absolute idiot. Fun

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Speaker 10: to watch, but still stupid. Listening to that Jasmine crocket.

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Speaker 11: Sound bite, my mouth is a gog.

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Speaker 5: These people are delusional.

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Speaker 6: Michael from your favorite goober in Florida, I think we

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Speaker 6: should just rename her from Jasmine Crockett to Jasmine kroc path.

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Speaker 12: A.

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Speaker 2: Michael White has mailed postcards with.

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Speaker 3: Stamps today from Oklahoma because people like to receive postcards.

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Speaker 9: Jason Crowe is a trader to this nation, the Democratic Party,

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Speaker 9: who is a domestic enemy of the United States and

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Speaker 9: the US Constitution. They are a direct threat to the

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Speaker 9: American people in our way of life.

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Speaker 6: Michael, as your favorite Florida goober. I just put three

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Speaker 6: cards in the mail today for Thanksgiving. I had Forever stamps.

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Speaker 6: I had no idea, but I paid for him because

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Speaker 6: I bought him so long ago.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Michael, I just stopped at the on the will

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Speaker 8: Rogers Turnpike artually want a postcard.

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Speaker 10: I have stamps in my wallet.

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Speaker 3: And I will mail a postcard, probably from Missouri, because

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 10: Gonna stop here eight years longer on.

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Speaker 7: The side to mail a postcard.

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Speaker 3: I'd find a post office.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to get off the turnpike.

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Speaker 3: Michael and Dragon Couber thirty three thirty three Here just

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Speaker 3: wanted to say, Hi.

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Speaker 5: That's it, Hi, I.

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Speaker 12: Have multiple Christmas cards. You know the photo cards on

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Speaker 12: refrigerator from multiple years. Well, you know when it's your daughter, Michael.

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Speaker 12: An illegal order would be following an order from Congress

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Speaker 12: and not from the commander in chief.

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Speaker 10: Michae Or Michael just heard your advertisement.

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Speaker 8: I'd love to go visit the Island of Creedy and

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Speaker 8: while we're at it, can we go to Thermopylaea? Michael,

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Speaker 8: what can President Trump do about the Tedition.

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Speaker 7: Video that the six Democrats put out against

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Speaker 10: Trump's authority over the military