WEBVTT - The Erection 

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like to sleep with lights on sometimes, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds weird, but I like to have

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<v Speaker 1>lights on.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the same way. Not at night, but like

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<v Speaker 3>during the day if I take a nap, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>pull my shades down or anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it nice and I want to wake up

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<v Speaker 4>to the morning sun. Yeah it supposed to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's really good. Is it good for you

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<v Speaker 4>to watch TV and follow a sleep No, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think so.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I do the same.

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<v Speaker 1>So last night at my sleep study, they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to put the TV on in the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>but then we're going to shut it off once the

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<v Speaker 1>study starts. And I thought to myself, I'm like, crap,

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<v Speaker 1>Well what happens if I get it like into something?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Right, you know what I mean. Are they just

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<v Speaker 4>going to shut it off in the middle of a show?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that would they were. They would take the remote

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<v Speaker 1>from me and they would turn it off. So they

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<v Speaker 1>made me shut my phone off. So I did a

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<v Speaker 1>sleep study yesterday for the sleep ATNA thing, and UH,

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<v Speaker 1>I lay in this room. You probably you can see

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<v Speaker 1>the picture up on the uh Instagram and Facebook, and

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<v Speaker 1>you sit there and you're like, this is so unusual.

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<v Speaker 1>So finally I just go, you guys got like a

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<v Speaker 1>sound machine or something like that, And so she went

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<v Speaker 1>out and got me. She got me a sound machine

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<v Speaker 1>and machine on me too. So I like white noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea got me into that. I used to hate it. It

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<v Speaker 1>used to drive me crazy. So I had the white

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<v Speaker 1>noise going. And then just a reminder, there's like forty

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<v Speaker 1>people sleeping in these rooms.

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<v Speaker 4>I got really a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens if you got a guy in the

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<v Speaker 1>room next to you making all kinds of noise or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the guy in the room, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>being disruptive. But the TV thing is honestly the way

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<v Speaker 1>we go to bed every night. And I go into

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<v Speaker 1>my Exfinity remote and go Dateline NBC really and they

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<v Speaker 1>put it in the there's a dateline channel that just

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<v Speaker 1>rolls datelines.

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<v Speaker 4>I do rain sounds on YouTube and then it has

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<v Speaker 4>like a black screen, but it just has the rain sounds,

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<v Speaker 4>which is, do you ever feel like you're gonna wet

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<v Speaker 4>your bed at all? Always with the wet dreams?

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<v Speaker 1>And that this is like double I had a wild

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<v Speaker 1>dream last night in the middle of this sleep study

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<v Speaker 1>and the wild dream was that Elsie was was in this.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I cannot tell you the last time

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<v Speaker 1>that Chelsea tongue kissed me like when I say tongue

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<v Speaker 1>kissed me like stuck her tongue like down my throat

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<v Speaker 1>like a teenager.

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<v Speaker 4>She was doing it, and she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was with God, what if you got an erection while

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<v Speaker 3>you were sleeping and they saw it.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to be quite honest with you, I think

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<v Speaker 4>I might.

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<v Speaker 3>Have, and honestly, starting earlier, that would be a million

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<v Speaker 3>times worse.

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<v Speaker 4>What is more embarrassing in my sleeve study that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that is.

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<v Speaker 1>And there blankets that they have and this is no

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<v Speaker 1>offense to Michigan medicine, but lou Annie, you Waald, we

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<v Speaker 1>got to get thicker blankets because they have these little

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<v Speaker 1>do you see the blanket?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have brought my own pillow and I would

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<v Speaker 3>have brought my own blank did not look.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have gotten in the bed. But I like

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<v Speaker 4>my own stuff. The blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>That so she Laurie told me they didn't really give

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<v Speaker 1>me a good like here's what you got to prepare

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<v Speaker 1>for type thing beforehand. But Laurie was really nice that

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<v Speaker 1>She's like I'll get you whatever you need to help

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<v Speaker 1>you feel good. So I basically was sleeping with a sheet,

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<v Speaker 1>and the pillows were like hampton In pillows.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, And how.

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<v Speaker 1>I go you like Hampton I mean, I've ever start right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no offense to the hampton In. If it's a

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<v Speaker 1>newer one, I'm okay with it. And they got breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. But the pillows are like, honestly worthless.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, they're nothing, like there's not there's like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they have real feathers in them. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I want feathers in Even when.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to the hospital to deliver the baby, my

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<v Speaker 3>baby's I brought my own pillow, really really blanket, So.

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<v Speaker 4>You're smart on that one. I would bring my own sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be worried about, you know, bed bugs and all

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of that stuff, but I would also want

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<v Speaker 1>the comfort of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight four four Mojo Live.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight four four six six five six five four eight

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<v Speaker 1>is the telephone number and the text uh the.

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<v Speaker 4>Text here here.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just said that they also had a dream last

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<v Speaker 1>night that their significant other was Tongu kissing them or

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<v Speaker 1>French kissing.

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<v Speaker 4>They said, what's going what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Loriel, that's just Laurie.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, just Laurie the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. I just wanted to tell you that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up in Detroit and there's no way I

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<v Speaker 2>could ever sleep jet silent. My TV is on and

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<v Speaker 2>it's always the ID channel and Dateline is our favorite. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been hated at the beginning when we got together,

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<v Speaker 2>but now he can't sleep without it.

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<v Speaker 4>Either, Lurie.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it strange though, that we're going to bed watching

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<v Speaker 1>crime and Death and.

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<v Speaker 2>It does, it does, And then I wake up in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of night because you know, I'm older now,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, we all get up in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of night several times.

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<v Speaker 4>And I put it back on because it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Away, so you know, once the show is over, so

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<v Speaker 2>I have to put it back on just to fall

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<v Speaker 2>back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Lorie, quick question for you. Sure your husband ever

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<v Speaker 1>wake up with an erection in the middle of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I said, he used to, but you know, not

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<v Speaker 2>much anymore. A little older, he's a little older than

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<v Speaker 2>the just retired.

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<v Speaker 4>Help him out, Help him.

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<v Speaker 1>Out for God's sake. Sorry, Yeah, yeah, tell him he

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<v Speaker 1>needs testosterone. We need to get him some testosterone. He

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be on there. What do they call it?

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<v Speaker 1>The tea?

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<v Speaker 4>Give him the tea? What's up, Alexa?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just wanted to tell you that it's called

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<v Speaker 3>a French kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yes, I know, I know. Yeah. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I had. So here's my dream. So that was one

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<v Speaker 4>of my dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did this sleep study last night and I

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<v Speaker 1>normally don't dream, but it just showed you that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like in I guess rem So that was one

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<v Speaker 1>dream Chelsea and I. Then I had that we all

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<v Speaker 1>were doing a live broadcasting. We were late, and Lydia

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<v Speaker 1>was like, past, that's a nightmare. Then I had ready

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<v Speaker 1>for this one. Then I had a dream that I

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<v Speaker 1>was late for my sleep study and I'm driving down

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<v Speaker 1>the street because I had to go to Brighton for

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<v Speaker 1>this and I'm driving down the street on ninety six

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<v Speaker 1>to get there and the traffic was stopped and I

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<v Speaker 1>was late for the sleeve study.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of anxiety, that is. Yeah, that's not peaceful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's why I ended up waking up like

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<v Speaker 1>eight thousand times throughout the night.

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<v Speaker 4>But all right,