Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Let's have some fun on a Tuesday Veterans Day, which
Speaker 2: we'll get to in a moment. Here is what's on
Speaker 2: tap for tonight. Trump's catching all kinds of heat for
Speaker 2: again talking about Chinese students by the hundreds of thousands
Speaker 2: coming into the country. We're gonna talk about that after
Speaker 2: we're done with the Veterans Day thing. I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: to that. I'm gonna get to that early new Democrat
Speaker 2: poll is staggering and frankly frightening for what's happening to
Speaker 2: that party. We'll get to that. Bridges are collapsing in China.
Speaker 2: Wendy's restaurants are closing here. That's a sad day. People
Speaker 2: are being taught to smile for the first time in
Speaker 2: a long time. All that, so many emails Carol Roth,
Speaker 2: what's going on with these pardons, these alternate elector pardons
Speaker 2: and so much more coming up tonight on the World
Speaker 2: of Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But before we get to anything,
Speaker 2: it's Veterans Day, Veterans Day today, and I wanted to
Speaker 2: wish a very happy Veterans Day to all who have
Speaker 2: worn the uniform in this country. We do not have
Speaker 2: the land of the Free because of the Constitution. Whoever
Speaker 2: told you that is dead wrong. We have the land
Speaker 2: that free. We have a constitution because brave men went
Speaker 2: and shot British people in the face. That's why we
Speaker 2: have a free country. Free societies, wonderful societies, are only
Speaker 2: maintained by brave people willing to fight, kill, and die
Speaker 2: for them. So obviously it goes without saying, but if
Speaker 2: you have a veteran in your life, anywhere in your life,
Speaker 2: co worker, family member, whoever shoot him a text, give
Speaker 2: him a phone call. Vice President JD. Vance is a
Speaker 2: United States Marine. I thought it would be appropriate to
Speaker 2: play a little bit of this before we get into
Speaker 2: the meat of the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you for serving and sacrificing. We've all got so
Speaker 3: many good stories of people that we served with over
Speaker 3: the years. During my four years of the Marine Corps,
Speaker 3: I met the very best of America, people who are
Speaker 3: willing to put on a uniform and risk their lives
Speaker 3: for their entire country. Just yesterday morning, I met people
Speaker 3: who lost limbs, who lost very very important family members,
Speaker 3: who lost their psychological health going out there and serving
Speaker 3: the United States of America. So whether you gave a
Speaker 3: little bit, or whether you gave a lot, Every single
Speaker 3: person who put on the uniform of this nation deserves
Speaker 3: our gratitude on this day especially, but every day, and
Speaker 3: so from the Vice President and the entire administration to
Speaker 3: our nation's veterans, thank you for your service, thank you
Speaker 3: for your sacrifice, and thank you for making us proud
Speaker 3: every single day.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Happy Veterans Day to all who served. Now dig
Speaker 2: into some ugly stuff, because there's some ugly stuff happening
Speaker 2: out there. Some things I will explain. Some things can't
Speaker 2: really be explained, or I should say the White House
Speaker 2: is making mistakes. It happens. Every administration makes mistakes. It's
Speaker 2: all right. But there's something Donald Trump is catching loads
Speaker 2: and loads of heat for. It's fair, but it's also
Speaker 2: not fair. I'll explain. Here's what he's catching heat for.
Speaker 2: He sits down with Laura Ingram, and this is what
Speaker 2: he says about Chinese students coming into America getting educated
Speaker 2: at our university.
Speaker 4: You don't want to cut half of the people, half
Speaker 4: of the students from all over the world that are
Speaker 4: coming into our country, destroy our entire university and college system.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that. I don't forget Mega
Speaker 4: was my idea. Mega was nobody else's idea. I know
Speaker 4: what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago wants
Speaker 4: to see our country thrive.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, Maga. Donald Trump's many of his most loyal
Speaker 2: supporters have a big problem with having six hundred thousand
Speaker 2: Chinese students educated in our university system. And his supporters
Speaker 2: have a big problem with the university system period And
Speaker 2: when they find out universities would have to close without
Speaker 2: Chinese students, they're not shedding any tears for the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But allow me to explain what this is. Chinese students.
Speaker 2: Keep this in mind. We always have to understand this
Speaker 2: that China is completely controlled by the Communist Party, the
Speaker 2: Communist Party of China, the CCP. They control everything. Here's
Speaker 2: what that means. Every single business that is a Chinese
Speaker 2: business that does business in China, they work for the
Speaker 2: Chinese Communist Party. Now maybe they're not sitting down doing
Speaker 2: actual spying, but if the Chinese Communist Party tells them
Speaker 2: to do any spy, sabotage, whatever they are required to do,
Speaker 2: so they don't get to say what you can say, no,
Speaker 2: get out of my office. That doesn't happen. Chinese university
Speaker 2: students are all spies. They even have to sign something.
Speaker 2: They are all spies. I'm not saying they all have
Speaker 2: exploding pens and glasses that help them see people walking
Speaker 2: behind them. I used to have those when I was
Speaker 2: a kid. Those were sweet, by the way. But all
Speaker 2: of them are required to do whatever is asked of
Speaker 2: them by the Chinese Communist Party. And yes, legions and
Speaker 2: legions of them are here spying in various ways. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's corporate espionage. Sometimes they're doing run of the mill
Speaker 2: spreading of communism on the university campus. Sometimes in conjunction
Speaker 2: with that, it takes the form of being pro China.
Speaker 2: They want a pro China feed on the university campus.
Speaker 2: And yes, some of the young ladies are over here
Speaker 2: operating as honey pots on the lookout for tech guys,
Speaker 2: military guys, government guys they can woo with their Chinese
Speaker 2: charms and eventually get secrets out of them to bring
Speaker 2: back to China. That story has been all over the news.
Speaker 2: We've talked about it a couple times. This is what
Speaker 2: China does with its six hundred thousand Chinese students. They're
Speaker 2: not sending them over here to enjoy an Ohio State
Speaker 2: football game. They're sending them over here as spies. Now
Speaker 2: here's why I said the criticism might be a little
Speaker 2: unfair of Trump on this. Trump knows everything I just said.
Speaker 2: Trump is the ultimate China hawk and has been for
Speaker 2: a long time, way before he got into politics. He
Speaker 2: is well aware of what these students are doing and
Speaker 2: how the Chinese government operate rates. Allow me, believe me,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'm about to criticize the White House,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna you're gonna get a Yin and yang here.
Speaker 2: But here's what's going on. As you are obviously aware,
Speaker 2: our economy is intertwined. What a great Did you hear
Speaker 2: that word, Chris, That's a big word intertwined. Anyway, did
Speaker 2: you you know our economy is intertwined with China's and
Speaker 2: theirs is intertwined with us. This is a horrible situation,
Speaker 2: There's no question about it. We exported all of our
Speaker 2: manufacturing to China. Now they make the things we buy,
Speaker 2: the things China needs us to keep buying the things
Speaker 2: we currently need China to keep making the things we
Speaker 2: need to become unintertwined, untwined. Look, I went to community college.
Speaker 2: I can't say for sure what the word is, but
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We need to decouple, if
Speaker 2: you will, We need to separate from China. But this
Speaker 2: is not something you can snap your fingers into overnight.
Speaker 2: Here's what happened. Here's why Donald Trump is going on
Speaker 2: the news defending the importation of six hundred thousand Chinese students.
Speaker 2: Xi Jinping made that part of the deal we just
Speaker 2: struck with China. Deals almost all deals, personal deals, business deals,
Speaker 2: they give you wins and they give you losses. There's
Speaker 2: a give and take on all of them. That's how
Speaker 2: it works. How it works is we need certain things
Speaker 2: that China controls. You keep hearing about rare earth minerals,
Speaker 2: rare earths, and rare earth, but what does that mean. Well,
Speaker 2: these are things that are necessary to build high end technology.
Speaker 2: If you don't have the rare earth stuff, then you
Speaker 2: can't You can't keep up with China technologically. And China,
Speaker 2: because of our own legends, controls ninety percent of the
Speaker 2: rare earths on the planet. We need to decouple from China.
Speaker 2: We don't have the option of decoupling yet. We just
Speaker 2: came to an agreement with them. This was not a
Speaker 2: big trade deal. It essentially was a year long it
Speaker 2: was it's only a year, a year long truce. We're
Speaker 2: not going to do the tariff thing on you. You're
Speaker 2: not going to cut us off from rare earth for
Speaker 2: a year. Part of that truce is, hey, you're going
Speaker 2: to keep allowing six hundred thousand spies into your country. Right,
Speaker 2: it was part of the deal. You can argue that
Speaker 2: should never be part of the deal. That that's fine. Again,
Speaker 2: find you're totally find a criticized Trump in the White House.
Speaker 2: You're not a servant. You can criticize anybody you want.
Speaker 2: But understand that's why Donald Trump is still allowing this.
Speaker 2: What he's doing on the news is he's trying to sell.
Speaker 4: You don't want to cut half of the people, half
Speaker 4: of the students from all over the world that are
Speaker 4: coming into our country, destroy our entire university in college system.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5: I don't forget.
Speaker 4: Mega was my idea, Mego was nobody else's idea. I
Speaker 4: know what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago
Speaker 4: wants to see our country thrive.
Speaker 2: He's selling it. He's done this before on things that
Speaker 2: he knows aren't going to land. Well, maybe things that
Speaker 2: he has been kind of forced to do. He goes
Speaker 2: on the news and he tries to sell it, and
Speaker 2: you're not going to sell that, But maybe he's going
Speaker 2: to try to mitigate the losses, if you will. That
Speaker 2: was me defending him. I am going to criticize him
Speaker 2: next for some of this economic talk that I'm hearing
Speaker 2: from the White House. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show
Speaker 2: on a Wonderful Tuesday, reminding you you can email the
Speaker 2: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, and I do
Speaker 2: hope to get to a lot of those tonight. I
Speaker 2: just defended Trump's comments about six hundred thousand Chinese students
Speaker 2: coming in. I don't want a single Chinese student coming in,
Speaker 2: and I don't care if the university system closes down.
Speaker 2: But I understand that was part of the trade truce
Speaker 2: that we just struck with China. I got it, So
Speaker 2: that was me defending it. But there is something I
Speaker 2: want to caution Trump and really all the mouthpieces of
Speaker 2: the White House about. Remember when Joe Biden was president
Speaker 2: and inflation was terrible. Do you remember the tactic they
Speaker 2: deployed when life was becoming unaffordable for you, for everybody,
Speaker 2: when life was becoming unaffordable, do you remember what they
Speaker 2: can what they did? And I ripped them all the
Speaker 2: time for it. They kept telling people that things were great,
Speaker 2: when whenever they were asked, people can't afford this, People
Speaker 2: can't afford that, people can't afford that prices are going up.
Speaker 2: The tactic they clearly decided to go with was what
Speaker 2: prices are down. Things are great, things are awesome. Things
Speaker 2: inflation's way down. I can't afford to live inflations way down.
Speaker 2: And remember what I said. When someone tells you something
Speaker 2: is wrong, you can choose a variety of different things
Speaker 2: to try to make their life better or make them
Speaker 2: feel better. You can express sympathy, I mean true, you
Speaker 2: can even help them in some way. But you know
Speaker 2: the one thing you can't ever do, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 2: It never works. It doesn't work in personal relationships, it
Speaker 2: doesn't work in politics. You can never tell somebody they're
Speaker 2: fine when they tell you they're not fine, and you
Speaker 2: say no, you are.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: But I can't afford things. Yeah you can, prices are down,
Speaker 2: but you don't understand I'm not making ends meet Oh,
Speaker 2: prices are way down. You're great. This is something that
Speaker 2: the White House has been trying for the past few
Speaker 2: days as people are getting more and more upset about
Speaker 2: the economy, and Trump actually dismissed it yesterday when he
Speaker 2: was being interviewed by Laura Ingram. She said, why are
Speaker 2: people saying they're anxious about the economy? Trump said, quote,
Speaker 2: I don't know that they're saying that. I think the
Speaker 2: pulls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had. Now,
Speaker 2: I understand you're always going to get some standard Trump
Speaker 2: bravado in there. That's the way Trump operates. Everything is
Speaker 2: the most beautiful thing ever, the greatest thing ever. I
Speaker 2: got that. That's endearing. I find it endearing. I think
Speaker 2: it's hilarious. It's just kind of who Trump is. So
Speaker 2: I get that there's some of that. But inflation has
Speaker 2: not gone down. It has not. That is a lie.
Speaker 2: It is not now. It may not be increasing the
Speaker 2: way it was after Joe Biden's ridiculous Inflation Reduction Act.
Speaker 2: Inflation may have stabilized, but it has not reversed. And inflation,
Speaker 2: this amount of inflation is practically brand new. This happened
Speaker 2: over the past few years. So people, and maybe this
Speaker 2: is you. People remember what it was like to be
Speaker 2: able to afford to go out to eat. They remember
Speaker 2: what it was like to be able to afford a
Speaker 2: plane ticket. They remember what it was like to not
Speaker 2: have to work two jobs double time. People remember what
Speaker 2: it was like when interest rates to buy home were
Speaker 2: three percent four percent. I bought a home during that time.
Speaker 2: I'm paying under three percent for more. That's impossible for
Speaker 2: people to even picture now. I could never picture. Nobody
Speaker 2: could do it. This is not ancient history. This is
Speaker 2: recent history. Because of our insane, suicidal COVID policies and
Speaker 2: then the Inflation Reduction Act, people recently became a lot poorer. Okay,
Speaker 2: Now that's bad, right, And I'm not blaming that on Trump,
Speaker 2: not all of it, certainly not blaming that on Trump.
Speaker 2: And people don't feel like they can afford life right now.
Speaker 2: And maybe this is you. Remember record credit card debt,
Speaker 2: all these things. When people are upset about the cost
Speaker 2: of living, they're upset about the economy, they're upset about
Speaker 2: the job market. When people are angry, you can do
Speaker 2: a lot. You can tell them you feel sorry for them. Yep,
Speaker 2: you're sorry. You can tell them you have a plan
Speaker 2: to fix it. Hey, we're gonna dig into it. You
Speaker 2: can choose a variety of strategies, but the one thing
Speaker 2: you absolutely positively cannot do under any circumstances is tell
Speaker 2: people they're fine. No, things are great. No, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: on my way to my second job. I got to
Speaker 2: see my kids for fifteen minutes. Now I'm driving uber
Speaker 2: at night to try to make ends me that. No,
Speaker 2: the economy's great. Prices are down. No, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: I can't afford to fly this year for Thanksgiving. In fact,
Speaker 2: we came and afford to drive. I can't take any
Speaker 2: time off of work. I'm not making ends meeting. No,
Speaker 2: the economy it's awesome. Well, hold on, my credit cards
Speaker 2: are maxed out, and if something doesn't break soon, we
Speaker 2: might have to sell a car or move out of
Speaker 2: our house. No, the economy is going gangbusters. We've never
Speaker 2: had it better. That doesn't work. That does not work.
Speaker 2: That is the one thing you cannot do. Never you
Speaker 2: want to try that with your wife or your husband.
Speaker 2: I come home tonight and ob tells me she had
Speaker 2: a terrible day. She stubbed her toe. The boys were misbecaved.
Speaker 2: The dog pooped in the house, and you know what,
Speaker 2: you know what I can't do in that moment. I
Speaker 2: can offer to help clean up. I can say I'm sorry, baby,
Speaker 2: but you know what I can't do in that moment.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. No, you had a great day. Oh, your
Speaker 2: day's awesome. You had an awesome day. There's not that
Speaker 2: it complained about. Your day was awesome. How do you
Speaker 2: think that's gonna land. Stop telling people the enemy is great,
Speaker 2: especially when they're telling you they don't feel it's great.
Speaker 2: That's bad strategy. Don't do that anymore. We'll be back.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and we'll get to some emails here and if you'll
Speaker 1: want to talk about a few other things again, just
Speaker 1: one final word on the economy.
Speaker 2: I think they will get their messaging right. This is
Speaker 2: closer to the kind of messaging you're going for. This
Speaker 2: was Scott.
Speaker 7: Besides, I think that the tariffs help consumers.
Speaker 2: They have brought down the budget deficit.
Speaker 7: And if you Mite came out with a study that
Speaker 7: said that of the great inflation was caused by the
Speaker 7: big deficit spending. So as you bring down deficit spending,
Speaker 7: inflation will come down. And the tariffs. Right now we
Speaker 7: take in substantial teriff income. Over time, that will rebalance
Speaker 7: as the factory has moved to the US and that
Speaker 7: will become the corporate income or wage income. And by
Speaker 7: bringing down the budget deficit, we are bringing down inflation.
Speaker 2: Whether or not you believe that is not important. Whether
Speaker 2: or not you like the tariffs or hate the teriffs,
Speaker 2: that's not important. That at least is better messaging. Hey,
Speaker 2: help is on the way. We're going to get inflation down.
Speaker 2: We're going to do something. We're doing something, you just
Speaker 2: haven't experienced it yet. That is the messaging the White
Speaker 2: House has to stick with. The messaging going into the
Speaker 2: midterms over the next year absolutely positively cannot be everything's fine,
Speaker 2: You're doing great, the economy is awesome. That people don't
Speaker 2: feel that. All right now, let's do some other things,
Speaker 2: shall we. For instance, Jesse, I'm an Uber driver for
Speaker 2: fifteen years, a retired grandma, and I love doing it
Speaker 2: part time. With the country being flooded with illegals, Uber
Speaker 2: has provided these non English speaking drivers with their temporary
Speaker 2: work permit. American drivers can no longer even make a
Speaker 2: reasonable income. What can Trump or whomever do to get
Speaker 2: these illegals off the platform. So this is another one
Speaker 2: of those industries where Americans are being crowded out. Uh,
Speaker 2: last time I went I think it was the last
Speaker 2: time I went to New York City. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I believe it was the last time I went to
Speaker 2: New York City. I drove by one part of town
Speaker 2: I forget exactly where it was, and there were legions
Speaker 2: of Africans there. I'm talking people fresh from Africa, and
Speaker 2: they all had bicycles with them with the big food
Speaker 2: attachments where you can haul things around on your bicycle.
Speaker 2: Why because they were all working for the various food
Speaker 2: delivery apps that are out there, and I don't know
Speaker 2: which specific ones do grub Hub, what uber eats, whatever
Speaker 2: it was. It was one of those jobs that is
Speaker 2: apparently easily attainable for somebody who's illegal, a foreigner, not
Speaker 2: a citizen. I have been told this exact same thing
Speaker 2: about the various ride share jobs, that it's easy to
Speaker 2: find a fake license, that you don't even have to
Speaker 2: show up anywhere in person. This is just what I've
Speaker 2: been told, that you can get those jobs, and that
Speaker 2: they are getting those jobs. Those are American jobs, and
Speaker 2: those are solid jobs for people, not just retired people.
Speaker 2: People can make a solid income. Maybe you're listening to
Speaker 2: me right now, driving door dash uber eats, something like that,
Speaker 2: trying to make a living for yourself. Maybe it's a
Speaker 2: second job. I talked to a guy a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago. His family needed a new suv. He didn't
Speaker 2: have enough money for a new suv. Their old one
Speaker 2: was wrecked. So he is now driving uber ubering people
Speaker 2: at night, and it's essentially covering his car payment. That's
Speaker 2: what he's doing. He's doing it for the job, they
Speaker 2: for the car they bought. These are American jobs. But
Speaker 2: we are in a situation where Democrats, who do have
Speaker 2: political power across the country. Democrats don't want you to
Speaker 2: have a job. They want you to be replaced with
Speaker 2: a foreigner. You can go on welfare. Then they own
Speaker 2: you too. I mean, this is this is the situation.
Speaker 2: I want you to listen to this. Listen to this
Speaker 2: combed with accident.
Speaker 5: Maday you.
Speaker 2: This election means this, that's the mayor of Minneapolis. We
Speaker 2: have imported so many foreigners into this country that this
Speaker 2: is the mayor of many we are. We have a
Speaker 2: political party so committed to filling up this country with foreigners.
Speaker 2: This is the speaker of the House of Illinois.
Speaker 8: Telling you, I don't believe anyone is an illegal alien.
Speaker 8: That's a terrible term to use about anyone.
Speaker 2: It's illegal. It's a legal term. It's not a legal term.
Speaker 8: They used to call black people slaves legally and it
Speaker 8: was wrong.
Speaker 2: Let's stop dehumanizing people. Yeah, listen to that. You want
Speaker 2: to hear a job dropper. This was in front of
Speaker 2: the House Homeland Security Committee. This is it was a
Speaker 2: hearing they were having. You want to know how committed
Speaker 2: these evil people are to filling up this country with
Speaker 2: as many foreigners as possible, crowding you out. This is
Speaker 2: a warning you. This is going to make you upset.
Speaker 2: It's something you haven't heard before. You ready, just scourge
Speaker 2: your loins, all right, listen to this.
Speaker 9: I'd like to ask Carrol and anybody else would like
Speaker 9: to answer this. Can you name some of these NGOs
Speaker 9: that have specifically taken these hundreds of millions of dollars
Speaker 9: and not used it to protect these children?
Speaker 6: Gothic charities, Losing family services, Jewish family Services. I spoke
Speaker 6: to a gentleman that works in DHS. He actually sends
Speaker 6: the electronic fund transfers. And I asked him, sir, tell
Speaker 6: me were who do you send, who are you responsible for?
Speaker 6: And how much is the largest check you cut? He said,
Speaker 6: I'm over the Jewish Family Services and I cut a
Speaker 6: check for six hundred million dollars. And I said, is
Speaker 6: that for like three years? And he told me, JJ,
Speaker 6: get in the game. That's two or three months and
Speaker 6: it's renewable.
Speaker 2: Six hundred. Sorry about that awful music that was behind
Speaker 2: it was terrible. Six one hundred million dollars of your
Speaker 2: money going to NGOs every two or three months. Don't
Speaker 2: worry about the names of them. This was Jewish Family
Speaker 2: Services and Catholic Family Services. These are all just Communist
Speaker 2: front groups. They throw on religious skin suits like they
Speaker 2: always do, but they're communist front groups. The more important
Speaker 2: thing is your government. Your money is being spent to
Speaker 2: bring in as many people as possible and pay for
Speaker 2: everything in their life. Pay their rent, pay for their food,
Speaker 2: pay for their phone bill. This is at a time
Speaker 2: when Americans can't afford anything that's bad. Let's do some emails, Jesse,
Speaker 2: for the love of a just a merciful God and
Speaker 2: the name of a just merciful gun. Finish the story
Speaker 2: about your neighbor's friend and the national anthem. On Thursday,
Speaker 2: someone asked about the proper etiquette when he hears taps.
Speaker 2: You launched into a story about your neighbor's good friends.
Speaker 2: Then apparently something shiny ha, and you finished about how
Speaker 2: your sons get annoyed by people. What did your neighbor's
Speaker 2: wife do? I realize now that I did forget to
Speaker 2: tell that story. Finish that story went over the neighbors.
Speaker 2: This was years ago. For the Super Bowl. They had
Speaker 2: these people they're really good friends with, And we in
Speaker 2: our house shut our mouths most of the time. We
Speaker 2: stand up unless you're in some weird circumstance. When the
Speaker 2: national anthem is ever being played on TV. It's just
Speaker 2: what we do. Super Bowl comes on, National anthem comes on,
Speaker 2: and this woman who's one of their friends, ran her
Speaker 2: fat mouth the entire freaking time. She did not slow
Speaker 2: down or shut up. I don't think she took a
Speaker 2: breath for the entire national anthem. And I can just
Speaker 2: see Ob. I remember it like it was yesterday. OB's
Speaker 2: looking at me as soon as it's done because she
Speaker 2: knows I've got steam coming out of my ears, and
Speaker 2: she's given me the look of it's a pleading kind
Speaker 2: of a look of please don't embarrass me, Please don't
Speaker 2: embarrass me, Please don't embarrass me. What Chris Chris said,
Speaker 2: that kind of shame is underrated. Yet, Look, it was
Speaker 2: a small enough party that I probably would have blown
Speaker 2: up the party if I did it, I probably would
Speaker 2: have ruined the entire party. Instead, I just silently decided
Speaker 2: in that moment that I would never again attend any
Speaker 2: event where that woman was present. And I have kept
Speaker 2: my word to this day. So instead of voicing my opinion,
Speaker 2: I silently cut her off for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: It's very healthy.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: We'll get to this latest pull amongst Democrats here in
Speaker 2: a few I want to do some emails, but first
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about this. I want to start a
Speaker 2: secret club. Please don't shake your head. I have to
Speaker 2: confess something to you. You know, we've discussed on the
Speaker 2: show before how Jewish producer Chris is a part of
Speaker 2: these Freemasons who are subvert the United States of America
Speaker 2: in the world, and I was recently in Waco, Texas
Speaker 2: for my son's cross country state tournament, and I saw
Speaker 2: there what do you people call it, Chris a lodge.
Speaker 2: It was pretty grand and there were there was stained glass,
Speaker 2: and there were engravings and stuff. I'm jealous, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to join Chris's club because he's in it.
Speaker 2: So I've decided I've been thinking about this a lot today,
Speaker 2: I am going to start my own secret club. It is.
Speaker 2: We are going to have rings, very small rings that
Speaker 2: you have to wear to identify yourself. What Chris. It's
Speaker 2: not small so it fits on my hand. It's small
Speaker 2: because dudes don't like to wear rings unless they're Italian,
Speaker 2: so I'm not talking about that, but we have to
Speaker 2: find some way to identify each other. We are all
Speaker 2: so going to have a headquarters. We're not going to
Speaker 2: call it a lodge because that's lame. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: a headquarters of some kind. We are not in any
Speaker 2: way going to give back to the community or help anybody.
Speaker 2: This will only be for our personal enjoyment, and we
Speaker 2: will run certain covert operations from there. We will try
Speaker 2: to subvert things. I haven't decided what we're going to
Speaker 2: subvert yet. But we're going to have a really cool
Speaker 2: headquarters and it's going to be awesome. What, Chris, why
Speaker 2: don't we buy an island? I am a little worried
Speaker 2: about the funds right now because the club is just starting.
Speaker 2: We need a wealthy benefactor of some kind, because I
Speaker 2: have a lot of plans depending on the budget. It's
Speaker 2: all budget dependent. In Ireland would be wonderful. A large
Speaker 2: bunker complex of some kind, either in the Appalachians or
Speaker 2: the Rockies somewhere, a bunker complex, but that also has
Speaker 2: to be affordable, and then we're going to have to
Speaker 2: furnish it. In case you're wondering, there will be no
Speaker 2: women allow. This club is supposed to be secret, and
Speaker 2: so we cannot allow have any women. There will not
Speaker 2: be any short men admitted. Sorry, nobody with a bad
Speaker 2: credit score is coming in. It's just very indicative of things,
Speaker 2: so there will be no bad credit scores. There are
Speaker 2: going to be rings, secret socks. I've already decided we
Speaker 2: have secret socks. Chris. Can you find out if Cozy
Speaker 2: Earth makes any socks? I actually don't have any cozier socks?
Speaker 2: What they can be part of this? I have a
Speaker 2: strong desire to be part of a secret society that
Speaker 2: does secret stuff. And I don't know. Stop shaking your head, Chris,
Speaker 2: what I had the opportunity to, Chris said, but I
Speaker 2: passed on being a mercenary. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: a mercenary. That was a mercenary job that involved billing
Speaker 2: poachers in Africa. I already said, I don't want to
Speaker 2: help anybody with my club. I just want to be
Speaker 2: part of a secret club. This is purely selfish. And
Speaker 2: we're going to have no cell phones, there'll be no
Speaker 2: electronic devices of any kind. The building, our bunker complex.
Speaker 2: It will be soundproof, it'll be virtually impenetrable to electronic surveillance.
Speaker 2: I've seen enough movies to know how to make that happen.
Speaker 2: And I don't know all. I can't tell you all
Speaker 2: that we're going to be doing in there because it's secret.
Speaker 2: But the club has officially begun. This is the early stages.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to say. This is the early stages. Also,
Speaker 2: Democrats are freaking evil. I could say that that's bad,
Speaker 2: but the good news is they're really really stupid, really stupid.
Speaker 2: Dome is still out there doing the podcast circuit, and well,
Speaker 2: I'll just play it for you.
Speaker 10: I wasn't about to be distracted by those little those
Speaker 10: planes that he was trying to throw to get me
Speaker 10: away from one of my highest priority, which is talking
Speaker 10: to people about the economy and their well being in
Speaker 10: terms of their financial well being. And that's so I was.
Speaker 10: I understood the game that was being played, and I
Speaker 10: made a decision that I wasn't going to get played.
Speaker 7: And checkers got chess.
Speaker 2: Checkers.
Speaker 10: Yeah, three dimensional chess. I'm telling you, you.
Speaker 2: Know, three dimensional chess. What other dimensions of chess are there?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm not an expert on these things, but I thought
Speaker 2: chess was always three dimensional. Chris, you suck at it
Speaker 2: because Corey already beat you. But Corey chess is three dimensional, right,
Speaker 2: I was right about that? What, Chris, I'm just talking
Speaker 2: about the time that Corey beat you, even though he
Speaker 2: never plays and you play all the time. That's what
Speaker 2: I was bringing up. I didn't mean to bring up
Speaker 2: bold stuff anyway. They're morons, Kamala Harris, it's a moron.
Speaker 2: I hope Gavin Newsom is as dumb as Dome. He
Speaker 2: is more likable than Dome, so We're gonna have to
Speaker 2: deal with that. But I hope he's as dumb as dome.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the Democrat Party though, it's time to dig
Speaker 2: into this. So they pulled Democrats in the state of Georgia.
Speaker 2: This is just for the state of Georgia. Do you
Speaker 2: know their number one issue? It's not the economy, it's
Speaker 2: not inflation, it's not healthcare. You want to know their
Speaker 2: number one issue? Standing up to Donald Trump? Do you
Speaker 2: want to know why there are these cries from inside
Speaker 2: the Democrat Party. It's not personal.
Speaker 5: I respect some of the things you've accomplished in your career,
Speaker 5: but you know what, You've just lost touch with where
Speaker 5: the base of the party is. You've lost touch on
Speaker 5: foreign policy where you support to the war in Iraq,
Speaker 5: and then a blank checked tont Yahoo and you refuse
Speaker 5: to endorse Momdani and then this is the second time
Speaker 5: you've had the shutdown.
Speaker 2: That's Representative Rocanna talking about Chuck Schumer. He's done with him.
Speaker 2: Here's Senator Chris Murphy.
Speaker 8: I know that Senator Schumer has a hard job, but
Speaker 8: this can't happen again. We have got to find a
Speaker 8: way to stay united. We aren't this week and that
Speaker 8: doesn't help anybody except for President Trump. Are you worried
Speaker 8: it could happen again? Do you have confidence in Leader Schumer? Well,
Speaker 8: I certainly do worry that it is going to happen again,
Speaker 8: and I think we have to have a hard conversation
Speaker 8: inside the entire caucus to come to some conclusion on
Speaker 8: how to make sure we stay united.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, this is because Schumer was not able
Speaker 2: to keep the government shut down. He's now facing a revolt.
Speaker 2: What a weird wild party. We'll talk about this more
Speaker 2: next