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Speaker 2: It is the twenty first day of July twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Tuesday Morning on the Patrick
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Glad to be back. My name is Chris Hocking.
Speaker 2: Here we are getting ready for Tuesday morning. He will
Speaker 2: be in Johnny Bones on his way in right now,
Speaker 2: and lots to get to, lots to recaps. So let's
Speaker 2: get service some comedy from Fortune Fiemester on The Patrick
Speaker 2: Morning Show on a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: Be careful to everybody, come on in. I am glad
Speaker 3: you are here.
Speaker 4: I don't know if my parents should be driving anymore.
Speaker 4: When do I have to have that talk with them
Speaker 4: to tell them they can't drop now? I know with
Speaker 4: my grandmother what happened with hers. She was driving one
Speaker 4: day and she was just chatting away, and then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, she went across four lanes of traffic
Speaker 4: and we said, well, Nana, that's that. She said, I
Speaker 4: didn't even realize I was driving. We're gonna need those keys.
Speaker 4: We're getting closer with my mom. I can feel it.
Speaker 4: She called me up and just very casually said, hey, ah,
Speaker 4: just drove off.
Speaker 1: A cliff.
Speaker 4: What I was driving?
Speaker 1: I heard you.
Speaker 4: I just don't understand what you're telling me. And then
Speaker 4: she said one of the greatest things I have ever heard.
Speaker 4: She said it was bound to happen one of these days.
Speaker 1: Well, Ginger, that's that we're gonna need those.
Speaker 5: Keys, sweet, beat us on your side.
Speaker 1: You here, all right?
Speaker 6: Power to the morning shoe Tuesday, July twenty first of
Speaker 6: twenty twenty six. That just me?
Speaker 1: Or does that mic sound absolutely terrible? Do you hear that?
Speaker 1: That my headphones with a microphone?
Speaker 6: I think it's check check check check check check five
Speaker 6: four three two syllabus syllabus Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1: Nique, New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your microphone's up feeding back again. Yep, excuse me,
Speaker 2: hello you.
Speaker 1: Unique New York. Oh man, that's really kicking back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not speakers not on obviously.
Speaker 1: It sounds like zero yeah, check check check check. Try
Speaker 1: moving the micro around maybe that check check check check?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, that's old then will.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well it was a fun start.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Christmas back he hello, Hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, well here we are, let's go. How are you guys?
Speaker 3: Anything big happened when I was.
Speaker 1: Gone, well, you won the golf bets.
Speaker 3: I know, I didn't even know it.
Speaker 1: Yep, I got to getting money. Yeah.
Speaker 6: We were all discussing how many total shots of golf
Speaker 6: you watched, and we said, if anybody guessed more than zero,
Speaker 6: you're losing your mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you watched zero shots.
Speaker 3: I didn't see a single bit.
Speaker 1: That's uh. I told the story yesterday when Gorg asked you, hey,
Speaker 1: are you gonna watch it this weekend and you said no,
Speaker 1: when he was like offended by Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was very shocked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very shocked. I thought it was a bit yep,
Speaker 1: it was not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: No, So have you been told the recap of how
Speaker 6: you could have won even more?
Speaker 3: No idea.
Speaker 6: So you had Cam Young and he was in the
Speaker 6: clubhouse for a couple of hours essentially as the leader
Speaker 6: two and a half almost, and then just no one
Speaker 6: could post score better until the final group rolled around
Speaker 6: and Ryan Fox had a chance to birdy eighteen and win.
Speaker 6: It had an eleven and a half foot putton. If
Speaker 6: he misses it, Cam Young and Ryan Fox have a playoff,
Speaker 6: and if Cam Young wins the playoff, then you win
Speaker 6: twice the money because he wins the whole tournament. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so you definitely were cheering for Ryan Fox to miss
Speaker 6: that eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: Foot putt, but he hit it, so you won. You
Speaker 1: just won the.
Speaker 6: Half stack, not the full stack. It's still a nice hit.
Speaker 3: So how much should I get? How many people were?
Speaker 1: I think you want eight?
Speaker 3: I think I've accumulated six so far.
Speaker 2: But you know, me and golf, they call him.
Speaker 6: No boy, oh boy.
Speaker 1: They call him the here's your nickname? Yeah it is,
Speaker 1: it is. That's what they caught me. Because you win golf.
Speaker 1: Who hasn't paid you?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll have to look back.
Speaker 1: You have to look it up. You want to be
Speaker 1: perish because he wasn't in the best, true, he wasn't
Speaker 1: in there. You go people. It should be fast, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Should be fast. It's good. I'll take it, Mandy, Honey,
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'll take it.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Jack Daniels got second, and I told him the same thing.
Speaker 6: I go look for people owe you twenty five dollars,
Speaker 6: and I see them a lot more often than you do.
Speaker 1: So if they don't pay you, I'll shake him down,
Speaker 1: shake him down. But he hasn't told me. Anything yet,
Speaker 1: So maybe he got paid.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me look at the old in me.
Speaker 2: I know that it was people out.
Speaker 3: Rosie texted me right away and said, hey, I think
Speaker 3: I venmoed you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, you sure did, sure did. Thank
Speaker 2: you for that. Thank you.
Speaker 1: He was forced to take Rom, Yeah he was, he was.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rom. Rom looked like a good pick man on Friday.
Speaker 1: I think he was four under and then he fell
Speaker 1: apart double bogie the first whole Saturday and Sunday so
Speaker 1: over for him.
Speaker 3: Marny, Rosie, Tommy, Zachy, Chucky, Polly. That's all I got.
Speaker 1: So who were missing?
Speaker 3: Were you in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I broke even Yeah, he broke even, so
Speaker 1: not you. It's not me. Who else missed the cut?
Speaker 3: Was Bonie?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 1: But he that's Chuck, Ye, that's Chuck.
Speaker 3: What about Bonie was seeing it?
Speaker 1: Boneye? Yeah? Boney owes you money because that's one of them?
Speaker 1: Who else? We're missing one?
Speaker 2: I just gotta have more notification from Johnny Bone.
Speaker 1: No, there we go, john Bones. So now we're missing one.
Speaker 6: It's not me, It's not Chad Daniels, it's not your dad, right,
Speaker 6: lawyer Lambert broke even.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he broke broke b Lewis. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1: It's a yeah.
Speaker 6: See, we solved it. His guy didn't make the cut. Really,
Speaker 6: who do you take Justin Rose?
Speaker 3: You guys know what my theory was on Cam Young?
Speaker 1: Uh no, you've taken him before.
Speaker 2: He was the next guy on the list.
Speaker 1: The next guy, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my strategy. In fact, I had somebody
Speaker 2: say to me at a golf tournament. I was at
Speaker 2: yester Well at Lovely.
Speaker 1: Dell would oh, yeah, great spot.
Speaker 2: For the great people of Canvas Health. Hey, uh you
Speaker 2: won the golf bet. I go, yeah, man, my guy won.
Speaker 3: He goes, No, he didn't he did it?
Speaker 1: No, no, And.
Speaker 2: Then he told me some guy's name that one. I
Speaker 2: was like, I've never heard that guy. Who's the guy
Speaker 2: that won?
Speaker 6: Ryan Fox massive long shot? He was one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 1: To one on the raft kings before the tournament started.
Speaker 6: And how about how about our guy, the fantastic mister Fox.
Speaker 6: Immediately then pulling out of the three M Open this weekend.
Speaker 6: He was supposed to be in Minnesota, but because he won,
Speaker 6: He's like.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Minnesota. Yeah, oh doesn't doesn't need Yeah.
Speaker 6: So Scheffler still on his way here, right, he's still
Speaker 6: I would cities, but Ryan.
Speaker 1: I would bet he's here. Yeah. Sure, Well Scotty come
Speaker 1: on in, big fan. Scotty doesn't know Scotty. Yeah that'd
Speaker 1: be great. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, So you missed that good money, but you got
Speaker 6: some money I got you missed female domination in the
Speaker 6: initials tournament so far Kelsey Cook crushed on Friday, and
Speaker 6: Belinda gents and crushed yesterday.
Speaker 1: Incredible, I know.
Speaker 3: Wow man, it's it's finally happening.
Speaker 6: Ladies off to a good start so far in twenty
Speaker 6: twenty six.
Speaker 2: That's right, they're getting it done. Anybody from the Power
Speaker 2: Trip Blues yet like the main four of us that no, no, no,
Speaker 2: okay cool nope? And who plays this.
Speaker 6: Week Friday is Sweedburg, Grim Tatum, Elizabeth Reese and Will
Speaker 6: Fall noess. Oh two more that'll be greasy. Two more
Speaker 6: shots at a couple of ladies mess sneaking through me.
Speaker 1: We go three for three?
Speaker 3: Has it been close? Have they been good?
Speaker 1: Back?
Speaker 6: Kelsey crushed, everybody crushed and Belinda kind of pulled away
Speaker 6: yesterday too.
Speaker 1: So hasn't really been close yet, not yet.
Speaker 7: Yesterday would have been closer, but Belinda got some help
Speaker 7: from others, like with the cake doing it one that
Speaker 7: sure that cold musk could have made that a a
Speaker 7: much closer.
Speaker 1: It must blow it a little bit. Oh musty, he
Speaker 1: must mussy musty, muss mussy.
Speaker 2: Hey, when you guys run your way in, did you
Speaker 2: see weird clusters of police officers gathered in different places
Speaker 2: with their lights on?
Speaker 1: No, I saw.
Speaker 6: I saw an ambulance off of three ninety four at
Speaker 6: one of those like apartments apartment complex.
Speaker 2: Over there, a little bit farther down by where the
Speaker 2: fud Rutgers used to be, there were a couple of
Speaker 2: them gathered as well. I don't know. Weird weird things
Speaker 2: are foot in at the circle k really, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. It's been a rough few
Speaker 2: days in the city of Minneapolis. Yeah, yeah, I don't So.
Speaker 1: Let's go back. You did not you did not do
Speaker 1: motorcycle trip? Or you did you did? I did? Clear,
Speaker 1: I went south.
Speaker 3: I went to south to uh uh. Well, okay, I've got.
Speaker 2: A long story because things that went a little crooked
Speaker 2: for for me, I have It's a long story, but
Speaker 2: uh m hm. So I got on my motorcycle and
Speaker 2: I started riding south. I decided that I needed to
Speaker 2: see my mom and dad. I didn't want to go
Speaker 2: twelve hours.
Speaker 6: I've seen him in a long time on a motorcycle specifically, yeah,
Speaker 6: well that year, just in general.
Speaker 3: And just in general.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to waste most of my vacation on
Speaker 2: the road. You know, I want to do a I
Speaker 2: wanted to do some other things too. So I says
Speaker 2: to the old whatever AI was supposed to be using copilot,
Speaker 2: that's the one that says co pilot guy. Where's a
Speaker 2: halfway point between Union City, Indiana and Rogers, Minnesota. So
Speaker 2: it came up with a lovely little bird in the
Speaker 2: uh in the Wisconsin, I stated, Wisconsin. And I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what it's called the moment Delafield, Wisconsin. And there's
Speaker 2: a lovely little hotel looks like a castle there. So
Speaker 2: I says, perfect. So I call mom and Dad and
Speaker 2: I said, I'm riding you guys, drive, I'll meet you
Speaker 2: at Delafield. They say cool. And this was on Thursday.
Speaker 3: So I get on my motorcycle.
Speaker 2: I start to ride. I'm set closing the back stuff
Speaker 2: in the sidecars, brand new motorcycle, feeling good.
Speaker 3: Getting out of the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2: It was not easy. Traffic was hell. Took me forever.
Speaker 2: Finally found my way to the open road to Wisconsin,
Speaker 2: riding along, riding along, I look down on my phone
Speaker 2: because you know, you got your map on your phone
Speaker 2: on your handlebars, and it's dead. And I realized this
Speaker 2: because it's been sitting in the hut sun for two hours.
Speaker 2: So now I'm like, i'mna be riding dirty here. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to get to Delafield, but I know
Speaker 2: the general direction I gotta go, so I figure cool,
Speaker 2: So I put it in my jacket pocket. I stick
Speaker 2: my charger on there and starts to charge. I get
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 3: Farther down the road, he comes back on.
Speaker 2: I'm good. Plug the sum bitch, you know, back in
Speaker 2: so I can set it back up there, make it so.
Speaker 3: The sun's not shining right on it.
Speaker 2: Driving rainstorm with hail out of nowhere, just out of nowhere,
Speaker 2: right and now I'm drenched. It's hailing on me. You know,
Speaker 2: trucks are driving by. It's seventy So I pull over.
Speaker 2: Now my phone dies because it got wet, so now
Speaker 2: I'm really aft, but I'm like, okay, cool, I'm in
Speaker 2: Black River Falls. I know I have to get to
Speaker 2: at least Madison before I take a left and go
Speaker 2: towards Delafield, Wisconsin, which looks darling, and my mom and
Speaker 2: dad already there.
Speaker 3: Waiting on me.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: Right along, right along, rain started to stop. Now I
Speaker 2: got the traction mode going on, Harley. I'm good. I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna be all right. It eventually will dry out,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm hoping. By the way, a little little
Speaker 2: trick for you guys, if your phone ever does that
Speaker 2: and you are on the road, go to a truck
Speaker 2: stop or a gas station or holiday and use the
Speaker 2: air blower for your hands to blow hot air into
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, got that tipping. It worked.
Speaker 2: Didn't work quickly, but it worked right along, right along.
Speaker 2: But my motorcycle, brand new, twelve hundred miles on it
Speaker 2: begins to die.
Speaker 1: What yeah, plug it in charge it right?
Speaker 2: Check engine light is on, traction controls on, blah blah,
Speaker 2: son of a bitch. So I turn around, head back
Speaker 2: to the Black River Falls. I'm hoping maybe I just
Speaker 2: needed to dry out a little bit. Stop the ho Chunk.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, what a convenient place to see if your
Speaker 6: motorcycle is fixed.
Speaker 2: I got lucky that there was such a classic, nice
Speaker 2: hotel there.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, he just wasn't lucky.
Speaker 6: He went full beetle gear today at election next.
Speaker 1: The bike because he couldn't believe he passed a casino.
Speaker 2: No, no, same, No.
Speaker 1: Where did you stop when your motorcycle broke down? The casino?
Speaker 2: Well, yes I did. And let me tell you my
Speaker 2: bike is brand new, and I love that motorcycle. But
Speaker 2: I was cursing all of existence, right, But I got
Speaker 2: a nice, warm hotel room that was clean, and a
Speaker 2: nice hotel. And do not say this on the air,
Speaker 2: but look at your phone. Do not say this on
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 1: Yes, sau he's talking to you.
Speaker 3: Oh my, that made me feel a little better.
Speaker 1: What game is that I got? Nothing? Mm hmmmm there
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that made me feel better. C yeah,
Speaker 2: crazy dragons, you know it. That made me feel better.
Speaker 2: So I warmed up, got on the motorcycle again the
Speaker 2: next day, Get back on the road. Bro Still nothing
Speaker 2: but pull over in lovely Mouseton, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Any idea where that's at? M A U S t
Speaker 3: O N No.
Speaker 2: There just happens to be a Harley dealership there, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I called my mom and dad and I say,
Speaker 2: Harley's breaking down. You're gonna have to come here from
Speaker 2: So they they start driving that way.
Speaker 3: The Harley dealership just opens.
Speaker 2: I roll in.
Speaker 3: I say, here's what's going on? These people? I think
Speaker 3: it's called re R E E. L. Harley Davidson.
Speaker 2: As soon as I got there, took my bike back
Speaker 2: and even though they had other bikes they were working on.
Speaker 3: We're trying to help me because I told him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm on a road trip, say my mom
Speaker 2: and dad, I'm in the middle of I don't know
Speaker 2: what you know, I'm stuck. They worked on it all
Speaker 2: day long. Right, He's like, I'm not sure. It might
Speaker 2: be catastrophic. There might be something wrong with the engine.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to stay here. So I'd say
Speaker 2: to mom and dad, we're gonna we're.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to say the casino. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go. I mean, but listen, where can we find
Speaker 1: the guy? What do we have?
Speaker 6: Is there any place anywhere near Mouston where they just
Speaker 6: have countless rooms? So we can all have a hotel room,
Speaker 6: because otherwise everybody's gonna be booked up.
Speaker 2: I wonder here sounds like a joke.
Speaker 1: Flying an extra room here.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a joke. There's a whole chunk in the
Speaker 2: Wisconsin bells there with nice clean rooms, but they were
Speaker 2: booked full. They were booked full. No, yes, it was
Speaker 2: Friday night, guys, a bonny.
Speaker 1: Friday night. So you guys drove the t ile vacans
Speaker 1: and waiting for you to be fixed.
Speaker 2: No, listen, just because the hotels doesn't have vacancy, I mean,
Speaker 2: there's not other hotels around it, So we get a
Speaker 2: hotel at a different place that is not a top
Speaker 2: of the line hotel. Okay, I'm gonna break there. Wait
Speaker 2: do you hear the rest of the stong?
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait, wait.
Speaker 3: Till you hear the rest of the store.
Speaker 1: So you made it to Atlantic City?
Speaker 3: Wait, do you hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 2: Okay, because I almost burned an entire hotel to the ground, right,
Speaker 2: But let me tell you, it might have been good
Speaker 2: for the environment if I'd burned this hotel of the ground.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't wait. It might have been good for humanity.
Speaker 2: I might have gotten the Nobel Peace Price for burning
Speaker 2: this hotel of the I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to ruin the story right now. Then he drove
Speaker 6: to Excalibur, did it? He finally admitted that it's a
Speaker 6: garbage casino sauce.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back here we are money. So Johnny bumones, good morning,
Speaker 2: by Hi. Yes, how are you man?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: You're a motorcycle guy, you versus story.
Speaker 9: I am sympathizing right now, man, this thinks yeah.
Speaker 3: Right when we left our hero.
Speaker 1: You were at a casino again.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but we had we had not been able
Speaker 2: to procure a room at the hotel in the Wisconsin
Speaker 2: Dels because it was full too many people going to
Speaker 2: the Chunk on a Friday night.
Speaker 3: Sure, so we stayed at a lower value hotel.
Speaker 2: Now I've left off that as I was gathering my
Speaker 2: stuff out of my motorcycle after a frustrating hot day
Speaker 2: on a Thursday, after being drenched and frozen and burning
Speaker 2: at the same time. We're it's twenty five minutes to
Speaker 2: Wisconsin Della's from Mouston. We're about nineteen minutes into the driveway.
Speaker 2: My phone rings and the gentleman says, it's hard to
Speaker 2: work on your hardley if you got your keys in
Speaker 2: your pocket.
Speaker 3: You ever been so.
Speaker 1: Mad you want to bite yourself, like you literally just.
Speaker 3: Want to start biting parts of your body.
Speaker 1: Your way, no one.
Speaker 3: To punish but you.
Speaker 6: And this is supposed to be your you know five,
Speaker 6: this day's vacation. This is supposed to be stress free?
Speaker 1: Is the opposite? Is this?
Speaker 2: This is Thursday?
Speaker 1: Is my first day? This is all Thursday? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: very first day. Sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah man, yeah, so now I'm sorry. Now we've transitioned
Speaker 2: to Friday. I'm sorry, now we've transitioned to Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, you're.
Speaker 1: Supposed to meet your parents on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah right. So now we go to
Speaker 2: the Chunk. We have a little fun, you know, we're
Speaker 2: having a good time, have some time with mom and dad.
Speaker 2: It's all good, having a good time. We go to
Speaker 2: the lovely casino that I will not name because it
Speaker 2: is a national chain and these people are doing their
Speaker 2: very best. And but I'm going to send you, guys
Speaker 2: another video, but I'm going to be able to play
Speaker 2: the audio.
Speaker 3: But I want you guys to see the video as well, because.
Speaker 2: My television didn't work. The bathtub, I don't it had
Speaker 2: never been cleaned. There was a long black hair dangling
Speaker 2: from the shower, dangling from the shower as if someone
Speaker 2: placed it there.
Speaker 3: Okay, but here's the best part.
Speaker 2: If you guys would look at the text I just
Speaker 2: sent you, I'm going to play the audio of it,
Speaker 2: and I know you can hear it. And I'm so
Speaker 2: glad because this is ten sixteen on Friday night, after
Speaker 2: a long, frustrating day. Help me make it.
Speaker 3: On the left side.
Speaker 2: Is a dog on the right side. As a baby,
Speaker 2: and I have had I've had layers of sunscreen thicker
Speaker 2: than these walls okay.
Speaker 3: All right, an all night long, all I could hear.
Speaker 1: Is that dog.
Speaker 3: On my left and that baby on my right. I
Speaker 3: don't know if there was an adult in either of
Speaker 3: those rooms, because all night long, that's all I heard.
Speaker 1: Holy moly, oh man, the.
Speaker 3: Air conditioned thing was hanging off the wall.
Speaker 1: Okay, at least she was providing some noise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I could not turn down the air conditioner,
Speaker 2: which normally I'd be fine with, but I've been cold
Speaker 2: for about twenty four hours at this point, so it
Speaker 2: was a long night. And then I heard what I
Speaker 2: figure must have been kid rock outside my window. Do
Speaker 2: a burnout, Come on, do a burnout. That was the
Speaker 2: only thing louder than the sticks he was playing on
Speaker 2: his car.
Speaker 9: Stereo, which sticks Renegade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And this was at about one o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: which guess what woke up the baby Saturday morning. Woke
Speaker 2: up like, don't know if I should say woke up,
Speaker 2: didn't sleep much, got in the car, mom, dad, drove
Speaker 2: to Mouston, went to real Harley Davidson walked in. They said,
Speaker 2: we fixed it. There was water in the wiring, harness.
Speaker 2: The rain was so hard that it had got into
Speaker 2: the wiring harness. It shouldn't have done that, but well,
Speaker 2: I will take care of that later. They blew all
Speaker 2: the rain out, got it running again. I walked up
Speaker 2: the counter. I said, thank you so much. Guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you worked me and I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Said no problem.
Speaker 2: I said how much? He said, no charge. You're good.
Speaker 3: They didn't charge me.
Speaker 1: What how about that? So I will send.
Speaker 2: Them business anytime I can. Real Harley Davidson. And it
Speaker 2: wasn't like they were fan listeners. Theyre Mouseton, Wisconsin. They
Speaker 2: didn't care.
Speaker 1: So why just because the bike was so new bike?
Speaker 2: And they're like, we believe in Harley's You bought a
Speaker 2: brand new bike. This shouldn't have happened to you. Go
Speaker 2: to your dealer when you get home, tell them this happened.
Speaker 2: They'll make sure that things are tightened up.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe so uh. When't had breakfast on my
Speaker 2: dad and headed out on my own to try and
Speaker 2: transverse these lovely roadways, I realized, Johnny Bone, you will
Speaker 2: appreciate this. I parked my car on Thursday night, Thursday
Speaker 2: afternoon before I left my motorcycle, and I didn't drive
Speaker 2: it again until yesterday.
Speaker 1: Beautiful.
Speaker 3: The rest of the time I was on my motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Except for when I was sometimes you were exactly right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was awesome, So that was great. That was That
Speaker 2: was my vacation. That was my vacation.
Speaker 1: I just looked it up.
Speaker 6: By the way, the place that you stayed with the
Speaker 6: crying baby and the dog. That is Wisconsin's only five
Speaker 6: star hotel, the best they have to offer.
Speaker 2: The snack machine wouldn't work, and it only took dollars,
Speaker 2: that's how old it was. It didn't accept credit cards,
Speaker 2: and I was arguing with myself about whether I should
Speaker 2: buy a snack out of it anyway, because I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure anybody had ever bought a snack out of it.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was with Beetlejuice, waiting in line
Speaker 2: to talk to the old lady with the throat.
Speaker 6: You know, your case worker, exactly. You didn't see two
Speaker 6: twins holding hands down the.
Speaker 1: Hallway, did you? I did not. You didn't see a
Speaker 1: full football team, did you?
Speaker 3: I did not. No, No, there you go.
Speaker 2: The rest of the trip is.
Speaker 1: Just You've You've waited in line multiple times to talk
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Speaker 4: Throw.
Speaker 1: Interesting way to word, that's right.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: That was I Also I saw The Odyssey not once
Speaker 2: but twice.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, yep, that good. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I loved it you and everybody else, right, everybody's loving it.
Speaker 3: Not that it wasn't flaws, but I loved it. Have
Speaker 3: you seen it?
Speaker 2: Bones?
Speaker 3: Anybody?
Speaker 2: Samiz?
Speaker 1: Max? No?
Speaker 2: Okay, got it?
Speaker 1: Got it Max? It was epic.
Speaker 2: Watch the Hawk, which we can talk about. I know,
Speaker 2: I'm sure that you hated it. I don't blame you,
Speaker 2: but I liked it. But I've got thoughts on that
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: You know, lots of stuff, man, get lots of stuff.
Speaker 1: Stuff. Yeah. A couple of football teams report today Hawk.
Speaker 3: Yeah man, let's go, Johnny Bones, it's football season.
Speaker 1: Beata Joe Ryan collapsed yea.
Speaker 3: Like not literally right now?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, he might have been better off literally collapsed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he joined a very exclusive club. Lesson.
Speaker 3: That's good for him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not the Canon club.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I think we're going to get those
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got too pretty soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 2: It's the twenty first day of July, for gosh sakes. Yeah, man,
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Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's nuts?
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Speaker 6: Before the break, you guys mentioned that Joe Ryan joined
Speaker 6: a club that he didn't want to join. The Twins
Speaker 6: lost thirteen to four to the Cleveland Guardians and Joe
Speaker 6: Ryan four innings, ten hits, eight ironed runs. But the
Speaker 6: part that made it historic he gave up six home
Speaker 6: runs that ties a Major League Baseball record and set
Speaker 6: a Twins franchise record.
Speaker 1: The Cleveland franchise record is eight.
Speaker 6: They've done it twice nineteen ninety seven. In two thousand
Speaker 6: and four, they hit seven.
Speaker 1: For the game. They got at least seven.
Speaker 6: They got to seven, but it was six off of
Speaker 6: Joe Ryan specifically. So just one shy of their franchise record.
Speaker 6: And they've been playing baseball, Cleveland has for one hundred
Speaker 6: and twenty five years.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they this is a critical stretch for the Twins.
Speaker 9: They got blown out on Sunday. They put their ace
Speaker 9: on the mound on Tuesday versus there, or versus Monday
Speaker 9: on Monday versus their division rival, really hoping to get
Speaker 9: a one tozero lead in a four game series, sort
Speaker 9: of right the ship. Instead they've he got creamed. And
Speaker 9: now they means coming out of the All Star break,
Speaker 9: when they were one game under five hundred, they're now
Speaker 9: one and three. That puts them three games under five hundred,
Speaker 9: and suddenly, you know, the optimism we had about the
Speaker 9: team being buyers at the trade deadline has been put
Speaker 9: into question as to whether or not they would be
Speaker 9: buyers or sellers again because three games under five hundred
Speaker 9: and I think there were four and a half games
Speaker 9: back of the division when I went to bed last night,
Speaker 9: and I think there are at least two to two
Speaker 9: and a half of the wild cards.
Speaker 1: So stay tuned.
Speaker 9: I mean this is they've got let's say twelve games
Speaker 9: left here I think before the actual trade deadline, and
Speaker 9: really about nine before they have to make a decision.
Speaker 9: And they need to go five and four, and that
Speaker 9: includes includes three more at Cleveland, which has been a
Speaker 9: house of horror for them, it certainly was last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are five back now five back in the division. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Let's plenty of baseball play, plenty of baseball to be played.
Speaker 1: Well, there's playing baseball to be played.
Speaker 9: Whether or not it'll be meaningful baseball depends on what
Speaker 9: happens in the next week and a half.
Speaker 6: Okay, we didn't talk about this yesterday, but we probably
Speaker 6: should have because look, you know, let's give ourselves two
Speaker 6: to three hundred thousand years of modern humans and.
Speaker 1: Something called Josh Kerr.
Speaker 6: Theoretically is the fastest we've ever seen, at least to
Speaker 6: run the mile. Did you see that he broke the
Speaker 6: record for a mile over the weekend? Believe three minutes
Speaker 6: forty two point six six sessuales, breaking the previous record
Speaker 6: by about a half a second.
Speaker 1: But the last time the men's mile.
Speaker 6: Record was broken was nineteen ninety nine, right in the
Speaker 6: middle of the Limp.
Speaker 1: Biscuit Baby boom.
Speaker 6: But this dude from I don't know, somewhere in the UK.
Speaker 1: He's British.
Speaker 6: Yeah, three minutes forty two point six six seconds. His
Speaker 6: previous best was three minutes forty five point three four seconds,
Speaker 6: so he crushed his own personal best by almost three seconds.
Speaker 1: Absolutely flying.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you saw the video, but like
Speaker 6: when he's coming down the stretch that that stadium was.
Speaker 1: Losing their minds.
Speaker 6: Because I think they realized it was going to be close,
Speaker 6: and then he got it by half a second. Let's see,
Speaker 6: if you guys are a history majors, I don't even
Speaker 6: know how close I would have been on this.
Speaker 1: I might have been ten years off.
Speaker 6: The four minute mile was first crossed by Roger Banister.
Speaker 1: What year.
Speaker 6: Did Roger Banister become the first man to ever be
Speaker 6: known to run a mile in under four minutes?
Speaker 1: When did he do it?
Speaker 2: Forty eight?
Speaker 1: So like seventy something, seventy two?
Speaker 3: Was it twenty one?
Speaker 1: Sixty nine?
Speaker 6: See again, you guys were all over it, and bonus
Speaker 6: you were the closest nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1: There you go, fifty four. Can I ask a dumb question? Sure,
Speaker 1: it's like four laps around a track, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a high school and it's a.
Speaker 6: Full out sprint right for four laps? Is there any No,
Speaker 6: it's not. Well, it's I mean they're running fast. I
Speaker 6: don't think a human can quote sprint for four straight sure,
Speaker 6: but it's they're booking.
Speaker 1: They're booking. Yeah, it's a good pace obviously. Okay. It's like,
Speaker 1: is it cheetahs or whatever.
Speaker 6: It's like the most animals are are designed to maximize
Speaker 6: their speed for x amount of time and then they
Speaker 6: just truly run out of energy, just can't do it.
Speaker 1: So that's a I.
Speaker 6: Don't think it's a full quote sprint, but they are
Speaker 6: booking and it's consistent, right, It's like a consistent pace
Speaker 6: that they just go unreal.
Speaker 1: So how about that, dude? Man?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I guess what I'm saying too is at
Speaker 6: some point, without scientific engineering, the human body is going
Speaker 6: to max out and it's like, how much.
Speaker 1: Further can we go? That's a great question. Three minutes
Speaker 1: and forty two point sixty six seconds.
Speaker 9: So a that is about a thirteen second dash. She's
Speaker 9: all the way for us.
Speaker 2: Crazy. That's a good way to put it. Pretty cool man.
Speaker 2: And you said it well, I thought.
Speaker 6: You said it very well. Good math by clearly good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you normally I understood every word. Excellent calculator works the
Speaker 6: case on the show, it must have much much of
Speaker 6: the time, I'm like what not that time you said it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to look something up quickly.
Speaker 6: While you guys discussed Rhode Island, neither a road nor
Speaker 6: an Island discussed.
Speaker 1: Do they have for asinos in Rhode Island.
Speaker 2: Who knows, who cares? Why do you need those?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if maybe that's for you and
Speaker 1: your family ended up.
Speaker 2: Rhode Island is lovely.
Speaker 1: You guys been to Rhde Island? No?
Speaker 6: No, My girls went last year and were disappointed. They
Speaker 6: felt like they got instagrammed. Oh they have ballet because
Speaker 6: everything that they saw on Instagram like this looks awesome.
Speaker 6: It's like the sweet little town. They went to Providence.
Speaker 9: Providence about the mansions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they went to a handful of mansions, but
Speaker 6: over overwhelmingly disappointed. But they also travel a lot, and
Speaker 6: I think that's part of the journey, is you're not
Speaker 6: going to love.
Speaker 1: Every place you go. And they were mostly disappointed.
Speaker 9: Where all the New York industrialists in the late eighteen
Speaker 9: hundreds had their quote unquote cabins and they're all just
Speaker 9: enormous mansions and they have all been historically preserved, so
Speaker 9: it's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing this just a crap on women.
Speaker 1: I'm not a woman.
Speaker 3: Thanks Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 6: I was brilliant inside, Joe, thank you, well done. Just
Speaker 6: out of curiosity I looked it up. What do you
Speaker 6: think the fastest ever women's mile is ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I'll see how that was offensive. Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: what the hell? No say three fifty three, three fifty three,
Speaker 1: four ten?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say four twelve five.
Speaker 1: My god, blaze it Jesus four oh seven point sixty four.
Speaker 1: They've never four. I have not broken four yet.
Speaker 3: You can't got me.
Speaker 1: The gal that did it is from what's your name? Hawk?
Speaker 1: She is from Kenya.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes she can.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 6: Sandusky, Sandusky, Ohio, Oh, home of Callahan.
Speaker 1: Break good for them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty cool man. It's fun to run. I remember
Speaker 2: what it was like, good days. Like I've always said,
Speaker 2: you never know the last time you're gonna run, but
Speaker 2: someday it's gonna be the last time you ever run
Speaker 2: full speed.
Speaker 1: Yeah you have you already hit that day?
Speaker 7: I have?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. Because the knee, Yeah I can.
Speaker 2: I can run, but I can't run like I you know,
Speaker 2: I always feel like like a cartoon robot like that.
Speaker 2: If he's running this fasts, he can parts are gonna
Speaker 2: fly off. That's what I'm worrying. I'm sure I saw
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen, because my knee is just great, and
Speaker 2: I left weights and all this stuff. It's gonna be fine,
Speaker 2: but I was worried that if I try to kick
Speaker 2: it into my full speed, which is just blazing, my
Speaker 2: knee is gonna fly off.
Speaker 1: History remembers who did things first? Right, Oh sure, right?
Speaker 6: Like who's the first man to walk on the moon, Sauce, the.
Speaker 1: Armstrong guy, the armstrong guy, allegedly? Who was second? Who
Speaker 1: was second? That's a question a lot of people, wasn't it.
Speaker 6: Like Cliff Booth, the guy from Once upon a Time
Speaker 6: in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't even seen that.
Speaker 2: That was wow.
Speaker 6: Roger Banister, Roger Banister, three minutes fifty nine point four seconds,
Speaker 6: like we just mentioned in May of nineteen fifty four. Yeah,
Speaker 6: how long did it take the next guy to crack
Speaker 6: four minutes or to break his record? I should say,
Speaker 6: who got to three fifty nine point four or under?
Speaker 1: Next? How long did it take?
Speaker 2: It must have been forty years, right, six.
Speaker 6: Months, six months, Sauce, forty years and six months. So
Speaker 6: far we have a pretty wide range. Sauce the early eighties,
Speaker 6: the early eighties, Zach, the late eighties.
Speaker 1: Can't believe you didn't guess nineteen sixty nine? Should I? Banister?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 6: May sixth, nineteen fifty four, and history remembers Roger Banister, yeah, man,
Speaker 6: nobody remembers John Landy, who did it in June of
Speaker 6: that very same year. One month later he ran three
Speaker 6: minutes fifty eight seconds flat.
Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: Yep? And nobody cares because he wasn't first humane.
Speaker 2: It's so weird, right, yes, Like, just at some point
Speaker 2: in the Renaissance we were able to draw and paint
Speaker 2: pictures right on a flat surface that showed dimensions, yead dimension,
Speaker 2: and before that we couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Is that weird? Humanity? So weird?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Just suddenly we're able to do that.
Speaker 6: So he does it a month later, a month and
Speaker 6: a half later, and then it took three years for
Speaker 6: somebody to break that. A guy from the UK ran
Speaker 6: it in three fifty seven point two. So then and
Speaker 6: then it's been essentially, you know, sixty plus years of
Speaker 6: just chipping away. Every couple of years, somebody breaks it
Speaker 6: by point two or point four, and it just keeps
Speaker 6: getting whittled down. And now we're at three minutes forty
Speaker 6: two point sixty six seconds. Oh man, man, it hadn't
Speaker 6: been broken in twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: The last guy that did it was in from Morocco.
Speaker 3: John Love.
Speaker 1: It was John, John Levis, Happy birthday, John Loves. I
Speaker 1: doubt John, I promise you.
Speaker 6: I don't know much about him, but he has never
Speaker 6: cracked a four minute miles.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's from Morocco.
Speaker 3: Okay, well check your notes, my what you notes? The
Speaker 3: pages of it?
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 6: I'll give you ten dollars right now if you tell
Speaker 6: me who was the second man to crack four minutes
Speaker 6: in the mile?
Speaker 1: Remember history remembers who did it first.
Speaker 6: I just said his name, but you've already forgotten because
Speaker 6: he wasn't first.
Speaker 1: You don't care.
Speaker 6: I'll give you ten bucks if you can remember his
Speaker 6: name first and last, John.
Speaker 1: Size, It was John. It was John. You're halfway there, John,
Speaker 1: Thanks bond joby Lynn John Glenn.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that I should have said that before
Speaker 6: six o'clock. Oh John Landy, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, poor John History and the Power Trip.
Speaker 6: No not John, mummas, he still is not John King.
Speaker 6: I think he's working on cracking the four hour mile.
Speaker 1: Oh, buddy, Landy's a good name for a runner, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, Watery wouldn't be perfect.
Speaker 1: I mean definitely would have been better if it was
Speaker 1: Michael Phelps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, man, that would have been a great last
Speaker 2: name for him. Michael Wattery.
Speaker 6: Eh, well again, poker. The guy that changed everything was
Speaker 6: Chris Moneymaker. Yeah, that's right, gotta have a cool name.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the guy who's the best ever placed s lots
Speaker 2: got one army?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt Miller from ESPN. Oh how about that story?
Speaker 1: Weird story. It just gets weirder and weirder. Matt Miller
Speaker 1: was the is the well, I don't know what he's
Speaker 1: is currently, but he's the draft guy in ESPN and
Speaker 1: gotten a really bad car accident, and now it's come
Speaker 1: out that like lost his arm, lost like arm a
Speaker 1: month or two, they amputated drift, and then it's come
Speaker 1: out that he is basically he ran like a hundred
Speaker 1: plus fantasy leagues, some for charity and then to pay.
Speaker 6: People when they won. Might have kept it all, might
Speaker 6: have kept it all. So he's being investigated in ESPN's
Speaker 6: I think they put him on lead. Yes, it's not good.
Speaker 6: It's not good. So the guy loses his arm and
Speaker 6: people are like, this is not the guy we should
Speaker 6: have sympathy for.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So everybody came out of the waterworks game. Don't donate
Speaker 6: to his gopund me, don't give him money. This might
Speaker 6: be a scam. Are we even sure his arm is gone?
Speaker 6: Like that's how that's how little people to leave this guy.
Speaker 1: Second that go fund me came out, people are like, well,
Speaker 1: that guy owes me like four hundred bucks. Like the
Speaker 1: comments and the GoFundMe, he got destroyed. It should be
Speaker 1: a terrible situation.
Speaker 6: Right, I loses his arm and everybody's like, man, how
Speaker 6: can we help this guy? But the sauce nail that
Speaker 6: everybody was like this is yeah, we need to confirm
Speaker 6: that this story is even true because I don't trust
Speaker 6: this guy at all.
Speaker 1: So correct.
Speaker 6: It was the floodgates opportunity to open, and he's been
Speaker 6: dumped on for like a month straight. He got dwight Yeah,
Speaker 6: he got dwighted. What a weird story. Yeah, very weird.
Speaker 1: And it's only going to get from a couple of
Speaker 1: the people I've talked to. It's only gonna get stranger.
Speaker 6: Well, but again, all time greatest slot player matm Mila, Yeah,
Speaker 6: he's very good.
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Speaker 1: Hell. Yeah, man, do you guys see the Ryan Clark story.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Ryan Clark ESPN's been there for ten twelve
Speaker 6: years or something like that. He's making it reportedly, a
Speaker 6: couple of million dollars a year being an NFL analyst. Right, Well,
Speaker 6: they cut ties with Ryan Clark, and it sounds like
Speaker 6: there are more ESPN cuts coming. That's not necessarily the
Speaker 6: news that happens. It happens here, it happens all over.
Speaker 1: Here's where it got weird though.
Speaker 6: So that story came out like, hey, ESPN parts ways
Speaker 6: with Ryan Clark, and he's a very polarizing guy. It
Speaker 6: seems like people either really like Ryan Clark or cannot
Speaker 6: stand it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
Speaker 6: They get started when he started wearing his initials on
Speaker 6: his clothing. Yeah, and again I'm not a huge fan
Speaker 6: of that, but I'm not anti Ryan Clark.
Speaker 1: I just don't really care. It was the guy that
Speaker 1: when Deamar Hamlin collapsed, they went to him in studio
Speaker 1: and he was outstanding. Him and a couple other people
Speaker 1: were outstanding in that cover. But he is a polarizing dude.
Speaker 6: The reason why I think the news part of this
Speaker 6: is interesting is he was let go in the middle
Speaker 6: of NFL Live. He was told I believe during a
Speaker 6: commercial break, and then didn't finish the show.
Speaker 1: Who in the sweet hell fires a guy in the
Speaker 1: middle of a show. You either do it before. Somebody
Speaker 1: tweeted was so bad they can be into midshows.
Speaker 6: You imagine with like let's say I don't know, let's
Speaker 6: say it's an hour long show fifteen minutes ago. Hey Ryan,
Speaker 6: I know we could just wait fifteen minutes, but you
Speaker 6: are going to be let go but finished strong?
Speaker 1: Buddy? Are you nuts? Here? The news leaked and so
Speaker 1: they wanted to get it too her.
Speaker 7: Yes before and uh, oh my god. The rest of
Speaker 7: the layoffs are coming today. They meant to do it
Speaker 7: today with everybody else, but somebody, somebody at ESPN decided
Speaker 7: to leak the news that Ryan Clark was on that list.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a unanswerable question about ESPN? Can't wait?
Speaker 2: How's the spelled.
Speaker 1: BMW? Do you think there's a lot of angst, angst
Speaker 1: excuse me, and hatred for Pat McAfee if you work there, probably,
Speaker 1: but I hope not, And I don't mean like jealous.
Speaker 6: Right, he's making like sixteen million a year, reportedly sixty
Speaker 6: they even poss Well, that's what people are saying.
Speaker 1: I think that is what he is. That's insane, and
Speaker 1: I think he's outstanding. But do you think they're I mean,
Speaker 1: this is why all these cuts are happening, exactly.
Speaker 7: It is the rights that they have to pay and
Speaker 7: that they're going to have to pay to the NFL.
Speaker 7: I mean, they're paying the NFL over two billion a year.
Speaker 7: They're paying the NBA a similar amount for their right.
Speaker 3: They're paying the w W forty five billion pretty much.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so and then the NFL they're gonna redo
Speaker 7: all their rights here coming up soon. So it's the
Speaker 7: the leagues, man, They're they're taking these networks to the
Speaker 7: cleaners because they know they can, particularly in the NFL.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I mean Pat McAfee, that's to me, that's
Speaker 7: a drop in the bucket that whatever they're paying him
Speaker 7: compared to what they're having to pay all these all
Speaker 7: these leagues for the rights for these these sports.
Speaker 1: So that's that's why.
Speaker 6: So more names to follow, I guess at ESPN, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we'll see it's.
Speaker 1: A third the forty or something like that. Well on
Speaker 1: an off air hmm, well that's a lot.
Speaker 9: Just I know, Ryan Clary, I guess, is at the
Speaker 9: peak of what you do. Like he's you know, he's
Speaker 9: a football analyst who's on ESPN.
Speaker 1: I don't think the higher game show right, still.
Speaker 9: Seems like a lot of money to.
Speaker 1: Pay him, like two mil.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know, you don't you don't see
Speaker 9: that sort of I don't know.
Speaker 6: There and think about you know, when the Diana Resini
Speaker 6: stories were coming out, she reportedly was making just shy
Speaker 6: of a.
Speaker 1: Million, was she not?
Speaker 6: So you think of a of a reporter like that
Speaker 6: for the athletic I would say Ryan Clark has a
Speaker 6: higher profile job than she does.
Speaker 1: I know a few.
Speaker 9: Reporters for the Athletics. They were not making a million dollars.
Speaker 1: They also weren't sleeping with Mike Rabell allegedly don't know that.
Speaker 1: We don't know that.
Speaker 6: John Krazinski was here, and he was very uncomfortable. When
Speaker 6: I brought up the name like Mike Rabil he started blushing.
Speaker 1: Why do you think Gleaman started his own thing?
Speaker 2: Alex Smith drops it like it's hot.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Alex, Alex Smith. But what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Alex was so eager to say, drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 2: I said the wrong name.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you were only half watching The Hawk, Well,
Speaker 6: I mean I watched it, but I honestly I was
Speaker 6: hate watching it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so terrible.
Speaker 2: But the first six episodes were okay, it really went
Speaker 2: it turned left when a guy kind of serious and and.
Speaker 6: Like, It's one of my fifteen problems that I had
Speaker 6: with it is there were way too many times where
Speaker 6: I'm like, why is this show even remotely trying to
Speaker 6: be serious?
Speaker 1: What are they doing?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 6: You gotta be Penis jokes and let's let's it was basically,
Speaker 6: I think the plan was, let's make it an R
Speaker 6: rated version of Happy Gilmour, Right, Let's say anything we
Speaker 6: want and be as dirty as possible, but turn it
Speaker 6: into Happy Gilmore. Then you're like, but this is a
Speaker 6: thirty minute episode. And I kind of laughed once. That's
Speaker 6: not a good rate for a will fare All comedy.
Speaker 2: First five or six I laughed more than that. But
Speaker 2: from then on it's been not so much. I haven't
Speaker 2: finished it yet, but you're not missing much. But how
Speaker 2: many he was wearing a lady's shirt. Yep, it was like,
Speaker 2: and his name's the Hawk. Obviously there were so many things.
Speaker 2: How about what overlaps with you shirt?
Speaker 1: What is X?
Speaker 2: Wife yels at him? He gets a boner? I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, how great was that? I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm in trouble if they watched this show. There's so
Speaker 2: many things. When he wins, when he wins that golf tournament,
Speaker 2: he gets a bonery. It can't stand up because he
Speaker 2: didn't want to see his boner anytime his wife ex
Speaker 2: wife yells at him, which is Molly Shannon, Molly Shannon,
Speaker 2: he's a boner. It's great, And I thought fortune Thiemeshir
Speaker 2: was great. She stole the show for the first five episodes.
Speaker 2: She was really good.
Speaker 1: She had a handful of moments. Yeah sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: On paper, it should have been an absolute home run. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it really. Will Ferrerow, Molly Shannon, Chris Parnell like just
Speaker 6: super funny people, but like Parnell's character got super old
Speaker 6: super fast. Yeah. Luke Wilson's bit did nothing for me. Like,
Speaker 6: that wasn't good at all. It's like, what are we
Speaker 6: doing here? On paper, that should have been a home run, yep,
Speaker 6: which is why I watched it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said this morning too.
Speaker 1: Men.
Speaker 2: I think he's right.
Speaker 3: If it had been like an hour and a half movie,
Speaker 3: it might have been great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That was a review we read yesterday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you could have just focused in and condensed jokes.
Speaker 6: I don't know who decided to make it a five hour,
Speaker 6: ten episode fiasco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fiasco. Good word? Man?
Speaker 9: Were they trying for sort of a Ted Lasso kind
Speaker 9: of thing?
Speaker 1: No, if you go from.
Speaker 9: Comedy tour, no, no, tur it's serious.
Speaker 6: No, because the seriousness is still layered with dirty jokes.
Speaker 6: It never it was just like a father son relationship
Speaker 6: kind of gone south, got it?
Speaker 1: Just how many times have we seen.
Speaker 6: Will Ferrell Blooper reels and you go, this guy just
Speaker 6: improvs and the whole room laughs no matter what he says.
Speaker 6: So the fact that they had five hours combined to
Speaker 6: riff as much as they want or write as many
Speaker 6: jokes as they want, and to have a joke rate
Speaker 6: of about one every twenty to twenty five minutes, like
Speaker 6: Sauce is at a higher rate than that.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, man, You're welcome. It's the nicest thing you've
Speaker 1: ever said about.
Speaker 6: Top five likes you more than anybody else. I like
Speaker 6: you more than I liked that show. That's not high standards, No,
Speaker 6: but I didn't say how much more. Maybe maybe I
Speaker 6: like you a lot more than that show. Yeah, nobody
Speaker 6: loves hawk more than I do, though.
Speaker 2: That's what you said, yeap.
Speaker 1: Just how many times though?
Speaker 6: It did it feel exactly like happy Gill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you have You have.
Speaker 6: The older black Caddy that dies almost immediately, and it
Speaker 6: felt like Chubbs all over again. Not that Chubbs was
Speaker 6: a true Caddy, but you know what I'm saying, like
Speaker 6: a mentor. Then you had the guy that wants him
Speaker 6: kicked off the tour. Ye no, you have him fighting
Speaker 6: for money from like tours stopped his tours. It just
Speaker 6: felt like this is a R rated version of Happy
Speaker 6: Gilmore with without jokes.
Speaker 2: I thought the same thing, and again he was with
Speaker 2: him a couple guys like when you hit the old
Speaker 2: lady and the head of the golf ball in Fortune,
Speaker 2: Freame Street yelled, atter that funny. You know, there were
Speaker 2: moments that really made me laugh out loud, but man,
Speaker 2: it just I kept I was like, oh, don't go there,
Speaker 2: don't what are you doing.
Speaker 6: Max made a really good point yesterday when I said,
Speaker 6: I said, in the entire run of the show, I
Speaker 6: laughed really hard once, and he goes, what was it about?
Speaker 6: And I go, I don't remember, And I still can't.
Speaker 6: I don't remember what got me once really to like,
Speaker 6: all right, that was good. That's not good if I
Speaker 6: can't even remember what made me laugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thirty percent on rotten to.
Speaker 6: Me, and that is that means epic failure, right, because
Speaker 6: anything under like eighty percent for TV shows means that
Speaker 6: it's missing, well, even means it's universally hated.
Speaker 1: In the Line of Fire, the new NBC show that
Speaker 1: comes out on.
Speaker 2: You were talking about Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: That's like eighty rs set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my VCR tape set for what you actually tape.
Speaker 2: I don't want to mess it up, so I have
Speaker 2: DVR and an OVCR tape set. Good for you, excited?
Speaker 6: I wonder if Netflix just says we can't run this
Speaker 6: back with another season. We can't, even though maybe they
Speaker 6: have a contract, maybe it's.
Speaker 2: Maybe a three season. Just because it's not well ready
Speaker 2: doesn't mean people aren't watching it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because they have that giant deal with Sandler, and
Speaker 6: a handful of those Sandler Netflix movies have been destroyed.
Speaker 1: By critics miss a zero zero percent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you watched all ten episodes and you hated it.
Speaker 1: As far as that's a great point, that's a great point.
Speaker 1: It doesn't know that. I was like, Jesus, why am
Speaker 1: I still sticking with this? It's because everything we just said.
Speaker 6: I love Will Ferrell, love Molly Shannon, love Chris Parnell,
Speaker 6: Like that's my that's my youth, right the late nineties
Speaker 6: SNL people. Marnie's driving in right now, right, Molly Shannon's
Speaker 6: her goat right, Yeah, I can't even imagine she would
Speaker 6: like this show, but you never know. Maybe we'll ask
Speaker 6: her in twenty minutes. Maybe she watched it because of
Speaker 6: Molly Shannon. More of what really matters after this power
Speaker 6: to morning show on the fan from the one eight
Speaker 6: hundred ask Gary Traffic Center.
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Speaker 7: Cafe and welcome some great shows to Mystic Lake Amphitheater.
Speaker 7: Guns N' Roses will be there August eighth, Motley Crue
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Speaker 1: That's right, that Amphitheater. Sweet man, How.
Speaker 3: Was that show, by the way, I'm talking about awesome?
Speaker 6: Yeah, not for the reasons that I would normally think of.
Speaker 6: Show is awesome because three to eleven set list was
Speaker 6: fifteen or sixteen songs that were just the singles.
Speaker 3: So they opened the show right, Yeah, it's first.
Speaker 6: It's a co headlining tour and this this stop because
Speaker 6: they're not that big in this market. Yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 6: opened and they just played the hits. So if you
Speaker 6: have never seen them, you probably are like wow, that
Speaker 6: was just hit after hit after hit.
Speaker 1: So but somebody that's.
Speaker 6: Seen him sixty times, I'm like, this is not my
Speaker 6: favorite set list.
Speaker 1: This is no deep cuts.
Speaker 6: But to be honest, I didn't go there for the
Speaker 6: set list. I wanted to see the new amphitheater and
Speaker 6: super impressed. Stage was awesome, sound was great, sight lines
Speaker 6: are great, Accessibility is awesome. Right, there's a million places
Speaker 6: to get drinks and food and merch, and I thought
Speaker 6: it was awesome. I can see that that place moving
Speaker 6: forward is going to be a staple in the Twin
Speaker 6: Cities scene when it comes to music.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. But it was super cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great place.
Speaker 1: I'm going tomorrow. Oh really, who's tomorrow? Five second of Summer?
Speaker 1: Or is it was five Sauce? Right? Is that what
Speaker 1: you called them? Aday five sauce? Yea.
Speaker 2: Abigail's going to that as well. Oh really, yeah, she's excited.
Speaker 6: Maybe you guys have seats next to each other. We'll
Speaker 6: find out tomorrow. I'm going to see the Dave Matthews
Speaker 6: band there. Yeah, you reconsidered when they got postponed, so
Speaker 6: you weren't going to go to your original tickets?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And then you sold them. Yeah, because you're like, I
Speaker 6: don't want to go. I'm having a moment.
Speaker 1: Yep. But now it's what, you know, a month or change,
Speaker 1: end of August or something.
Speaker 6: You're going eight night and you're going, yes, I got
Speaker 6: my tickets yesterday. Yeah, And the Monday night factor was
Speaker 6: part of the reason you didn't want to go in
Speaker 6: the first place.
Speaker 3: The new me, though, there's a new version of what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Ye the old sauce was five sauce.
Speaker 1: This is ten sauce. Yeah, this is ten sauce. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the new me. I'm gonna go. I'm excited. I
Speaker 1: love that band. I've you know, there is that one
Speaker 1: thing you can get in your car where you can
Speaker 1: listen to other radios, and there's a Dave Matthews band channel.
Speaker 1: And I listened to that satellite radio and are correct
Speaker 1: and it's non stop Dave's And I'm like, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I have to go see it.
Speaker 2: You get sick of it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a month and a half away. The night
Speaker 1: before that Monday, I'm going to walk in and go hawk.
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Why am I going? Right? But yeah,
Speaker 1: as of now, I gotta find parking. But yeah, as
Speaker 1: of now, I'm going.
Speaker 6: And by the way, just to clear up some confusion
Speaker 6: about the parking because remember Chris, when you played there,
Speaker 6: people were debating because that was the opening weekend, people
Speaker 6: were debating, how do parking work. I think this is
Speaker 6: the case for all shows. I hope it's not just
Speaker 6: the three eleven show. But there is Premiere parking if
Speaker 6: you want the best spots to be able to get
Speaker 6: access to get in and out first and fastest, right,
Speaker 6: But there is general parking that is absolutely free. I
Speaker 6: didn't pay a dime to park at the Ampatheater, so yeah,
Speaker 6: there's a giant lot attached to it.
Speaker 2: How far was it was? The walk?
Speaker 1: Oh thirty seconds? Super short?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so, but I think the idea is for a
Speaker 6: more sold show like Dave, premiere parking is going to
Speaker 6: get you out of there faster instead of theoretically.
Speaker 1: Maybe waiting for an hour to get out of the
Speaker 1: parking lot. I think that's the idea that you're told
Speaker 1: or out. Yeah, for sure that was the idea.
Speaker 7: But I think I read in the Start Tribune review
Speaker 7: of the place that they had two writers go there
Speaker 7: and one of them parked in premiere One of them
Speaker 7: parked in like the general parking, and the guy in
Speaker 7: the general parking basically got out before the premiere.
Speaker 1: Well we're going to pull a hawk and leave right
Speaker 1: before there? Why oh, why cause I got to beat
Speaker 1: traffic right hog steady, listen, I wouldn't go. But what
Speaker 1: we've seen that before. Okay?
Speaker 3: What if he writes a new song called meat Saucer
Speaker 3: my love.
Speaker 1: Man, you know me if it's about me, I'm in yeah.
Speaker 3: But you're in the car driving home.
Speaker 6: What if somebody what if somebody tells Dave Matthews like
Speaker 6: Nick Wartson. What if Nick Wartson goes, hey, by the way,
Speaker 6: there's like a ninety nine percent chance, my friend Paul's there.
Speaker 6: He's seen you guys like forty something times. He loves
Speaker 6: you guys. Could you just give him a shout out?
Speaker 6: And you're in the parking lot leaving and Dave Matthews
Speaker 6: is like, I first wanted to shower, and then he's
Speaker 6: like he he goes on for like five minutes about
Speaker 6: how your support in the love of the Dave Matthews
Speaker 6: Band over all these years.
Speaker 1: Warms his heart and he's.
Speaker 6: Actually listening to the podcast and he thought you were
Speaker 6: good on the radio, and he just is like, Paul,
Speaker 6: raised your hand. I just want to acknowledge you. I'd
Speaker 6: like to meet And the whole crowd is scanning for you,
Speaker 6: and they're looking for you.
Speaker 2: He was just here. I just saw him.
Speaker 6: He's gonna call you up on stage because he wants
Speaker 6: to give you a giant ovation and a big hug
Speaker 6: and say like, hey, congratulations, here's my guitar. Thanks for
Speaker 6: all the support. And you're already halfway out of Shakapye.
Speaker 2: And we've got a bunch for you on the bus.
Speaker 2: You're coming with us to the next show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're in luck.
Speaker 2: They went that away.
Speaker 1: You left a couple of things. If Dave Matthews brought
Speaker 1: me up, like talked about me on stage, I'd start
Speaker 1: smoking again because I'd be so aroused. Yeah, arousal causes
Speaker 1: you to well, I'd want to have a cigarette to
Speaker 1: have finish. I'm looking for any excuse to smoke again.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that would be devastating. But you know what,
Speaker 1: because everything's recorded, I'd find a way to find the
Speaker 1: recording of it and it would just be as satisfying.
Speaker 6: But what if Dave basically rips you then because he's like, wait, wait,
Speaker 6: wait a minute, how.
Speaker 1: Much support does this guy really give if.
Speaker 2: He left so broken hard? That is what he's been
Speaker 2: told is his biggest fan just couldn't stay for the
Speaker 2: whole show. He's like, I got to reassess everything I'm
Speaker 2: doing in my life. He becomes a firefighter.
Speaker 6: What if he's about to give you a plaque for
Speaker 6: like your fiftieth show, Thanks Paul for fifty shows all.
Speaker 1: Over the Great bitch the United States of America.
Speaker 6: He waited to have an end, yeah, because he's like, well,
Speaker 6: obviously my biggest fan is going to stick around for
Speaker 6: the OnCore and he's.
Speaker 2: Afraid you parked and didn't you know you ubered or something.
Speaker 2: Don't you know how quickly he got in there because
Speaker 2: you walk slow.
Speaker 6: He knows that about it, and he basically goes ben
Speaker 6: stein on you goes bueller.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What if he cries and there's.
Speaker 6: One one Yeah, he just can't see because everybody else stayed,
Speaker 6: But there's one seat and there's like the dust in
Speaker 6: the wind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that must have been they covered the Kansas.
Speaker 2: That's right, it'll be a good finish. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: going to be in your name.
Speaker 6: It's going to be for you, and they were gonna
Speaker 6: play just Another Day by John Soicata and Socicata was
Speaker 6: gonna cameo and jump on stage work guest appearance.
Speaker 3: And Tesla's there too, but don't leave. They're just watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're.
Speaker 3: We're doing this to him, not me.
Speaker 1: Did you see Tesla in Vegas?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're great.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say the band. But wasn't there
Speaker 1: a bandy saw? The main guy just didn't have.
Speaker 2: He was just he he had just had surgery like
Speaker 2: ten minutes before.
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on real quick. This is completely out of
Speaker 1: left field.
Speaker 6: But again, this is how Instagram works, right, once in
Speaker 6: a while if something hits my algorithm and I'm like,
Speaker 6: give it hell, Frankie Valley, Right, oh boy, still with us?
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm sure kind of.
Speaker 6: There was a video that I saw on Instagram a
Speaker 6: couple of days ago. He looks like the Walking Dead.
Speaker 6: He looks like a wax. Yeah, his eyes are so open.
Speaker 6: It's like he looks lost.
Speaker 1: And confused but dot.
Speaker 6: But there was a clip of him singing Sherry and
Speaker 6: he freaking nailed it.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you still hit those guy's like
Speaker 1: a billion years.
Speaker 6: Old, doesn't look like he has any idea what planet
Speaker 6: he's on, but they give him a microphone and he's
Speaker 6: like sha, and he nails every freaking note.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look at this guy, how old is he
Speaker 1: saw us? I think it's I don't think he's singing.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the case? Because there's not the one
Speaker 1: video the one video went viral. Is the microphone is
Speaker 1: barely up to his face.
Speaker 6: That if that's the case, that breaks my heart because
Speaker 6: I was like, man, I was so impressed that he
Speaker 6: still had it. Yeah, I think, come on, is he really.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: That's I never know it could be him.
Speaker 1: I don't know somebody that has seen the video.
Speaker 6: It looked like it was kind of viral, relatively viral,
Speaker 6: at least for Frankie Valley. If somebody has seen the
Speaker 6: video that I'm talking about and can verify whether or
Speaker 6: not it's lip SYNCD or a recording or if he
Speaker 6: actually saying it, let me know, because I want to
Speaker 6: be that impressed because he truly seemed to nail it.
Speaker 10: Look at that dude, still there, still getting In nineteen
Speaker 10: thirty four, he was born in Newark, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: He's one of the Jersey Boys. That's what the movies about,
Speaker 2: are the plays about?
Speaker 1: Right, Hey, look you know I'm not I'm not judging.
Speaker 1: I'm just reading.
Speaker 6: The guy's ninety two, got married in nineteen fifth, divorce
Speaker 6: in nineteen seventy one, remarried in seventy four. Ye divorce
Speaker 6: in eighty two, remarried in eighty four, divorced in two
Speaker 6: thousand and four.
Speaker 1: He's ninety two years old. The last time he was
Speaker 1: married twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: I don't know about you, Frankie Valley, but if I'm
Speaker 6: eighty nine years old, I am going to be a
Speaker 6: bachelor the rest of the way. Right, My married days
Speaker 6: are over at eighty nine, he finally found her.
Speaker 1: Just took him eighty nine years and three misses in
Speaker 1: front of that. But what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I forgot we were doing that.
Speaker 1: We did twenty minutes on.
Speaker 6: Why isn't Doss going to stick around.
Speaker 1: For the full day? Matthew Show.
Speaker 2: I still feel bad for Dave, Yeah, I do. Two
Speaker 2: is it is National jump food Day?
Speaker 8: Today's national day is better than your birthday, better than
Speaker 8: the fourth of July, even better than Christmas. Is National
Speaker 8: junk Food Day. It's a one day pass from sensible eating.
Speaker 8: So go ahead, eat the burger, load up on fries, chips,
Speaker 8: how about some pizza, and then move on to dessert
Speaker 8: because it's a national day and you need to support that,
Speaker 8: but do stay within some control as National and Acid
Speaker 8: Day isn't until December thirtieth.
Speaker 2: I'm pre Tennis.
Speaker 6: He's not even news stories anymore at this point, She's
Speaker 6: just reading her diary.
Speaker 1: We've done so many stories the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: It just seems like it seems like Bree Tennis wants
Speaker 6: to talk about what she likes. Yes, today she wants
Speaker 6: to eat youngk food, and she basically just told us
Speaker 6: it's okay to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, That's what she said to herself.
Speaker 6: In the mirror before she just hammered a half a
Speaker 6: stack of pringles.
Speaker 1: That's sustice.
Speaker 2: You couldn't eat a half stack of pringles.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could.
Speaker 2: Think you could.
Speaker 1: Oh I bet you could. Who could not eat half
Speaker 1: a stack of pringle? That's easy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, although again stacks are better.
Speaker 2: It's hard to eat right now that boil bear, look
Speaker 2: at him.
Speaker 1: You're wasting away. I am man I'm down almost twenty
Speaker 1: five pounds.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, he used to be.
Speaker 3: My big burrito.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you were my little spoon Berg. Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews isn't even gonna recognize you.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be like, uh, and we've seen this dude
Speaker 6: here like forty five, forty six times, but it looks
Speaker 6: like he's gone, and it's going to be like song.
Speaker 10: Number four, yeah, and you're going to be there. He
Speaker 10: just want song number two I've never played before.
Speaker 1: That would be sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've asked my good pal, uh it's a phils very
Speaker 6: tow boy once if he could make.
Speaker 1: A call for him, Nick Schartzen, and he said he
Speaker 1: did and they were leaving immediately after. Oh, and I've
Speaker 1: never asked again because I feel bad. That's why.
Speaker 3: That's not why famous friends, man.
Speaker 1: That's not why I'm friends with which is so cool
Speaker 1: because because Nick doesn't FaceTime to keep in front of me,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't know the guy from three to eleven
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 6: And he hooked us up and we got to meet
Speaker 6: three eleven in Vegas because of Nick Schwartz the cruise
Speaker 6: with him, yea, yeah right, yeah, what you said was
Speaker 6: complete debacle. Oh, well, it's just it's a billion stoners
Speaker 6: on the boat with nowhere to go and nothing to
Speaker 6: do but.
Speaker 7: Take me down.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday? Does he know?
Speaker 3: Take me down a faster pussy Cat?
Speaker 6: Do you think I thought Chris was trying to pronounce
Speaker 6: Tame and paula me.
Speaker 3: Down singer faster pussy Cat?
Speaker 1: Craig Gas does.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Wait, is it his birthday or is that just
Speaker 6: the name off the top of your head?
Speaker 1: He likes that band.
Speaker 2: That's off the air.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good three days of my life right there.
Speaker 1: Even Bonus groaned, O, God, Bonus loves anything. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we got through it.
Speaker 6: Marty's here, John Bonus is here, Marnie's walking in right now.
Speaker 6: We'll do the news in a second.
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