WEBVTT - Booty Called the Boss

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<v Speaker 1>Bianca here is in studio with us. What up Bianca,

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<v Speaker 1>who is our director of social impact? Booty called the Boss?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I did.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 4>We were having a little bit too many tequila shots

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<v Speaker 4>and next thing I know, my phone is dialing up

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<v Speaker 4>Tony Travado and I'm like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 5>And Tony is our program director. Why were you calling?

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<v Speaker 2>Boss?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was hanging out.

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<v Speaker 4>With a guy named Tony and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>find him. So I was like, hey, Siri called Tony.

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<v Speaker 4>Tony Devado's phone starts ringing up and I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>why it's his contact out of all the Tony's in

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<v Speaker 4>my phone that it And I saw his phone ringing

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, oh my god, it rang the

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<v Speaker 4>whole way through. He does didn't pick up because he

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<v Speaker 4>was like up North or whatever. And then he texted

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<v Speaker 4>me back a couple hours later, Hey, sorry mister, call

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<v Speaker 4>what's up? And I was like, did not mean to

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<v Speaker 4>call you, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, So, how many Tonys do you have in a phone?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a lot of Tony's, probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Have like four Tony's. Tony is a common name.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell you're an Eastsider if you got that

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<v Speaker 1>many Tonys I'm in your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well there's Anthony that includes Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of Tony's that you went to where'd

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<v Speaker 1>you go to high school? Yeah, there's a there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a popular name over on that side of town.

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<v Speaker 4>But I wasn't gonna tell him because I didn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to get fired. But then yesterday I was like, you were.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to get fired for that? It was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 5>Could you get fired for Booty calling the boss?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not who she was intending toomail.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if a voicemail or not.

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<v Speaker 5>Has anybody ever had this happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Has anybody actually called or accidentally called the boss while

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<v Speaker 1>they were in the midst of something that you you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like sacks.

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<v Speaker 5>Or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, has anybody ever had that, like butt dial the

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<v Speaker 1>boss and on the button in the boss here's.

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<v Speaker 2>Your entire I don't know, But honestly, thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony's chill though, because it was like Tony, which Tony

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<v Speaker 1>the Tony that you were trying to call her?

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<v Speaker 2>This Tony Boss, Tony Travado's chill, not the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Please welcome the one and only Tony in my life

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<v Speaker 1>to our boss so happy.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, misprogrammed? She loves the uncomfortables? Is that a word? Tonya?

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<v Speaker 5>I had a miscall from you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was wondering what was going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Truth coming out to Tony? When's the last time that

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<v Speaker 1>you got a booty call? Does Brett booty call?

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<v Speaker 3>No time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Tony, Tony, what would you have done if the

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<v Speaker 1>phone rang and you picked it up and you could

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<v Speaker 1>hear Bianca with all her girlfriends?

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<v Speaker 5>Would you hang up the phone or would you listen

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<v Speaker 5>to the entire thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, as you guys were talking about that, I just

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<v Speaker 1>looked to see if.

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<v Speaker 3>It all didn't have one He didn't go to voicemail.

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<v Speaker 5>It did not go to voice.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been actually great, that would have been

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what would you do if Okay, here's hypothetical,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe this has happened to you, and if it has,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear from you too, because I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear from the people that have accidentally called the

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<v Speaker 1>boss and the boss heard your most intimate stuff. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you do if you butt dialed the boss while

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<v Speaker 1>you were in the midst of baking cookies and you

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<v Speaker 1>knew that it went through to their voicemail and they

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<v Speaker 1>potentially could hear you and a little mattress romp going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you call your boss or text your boss and

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<v Speaker 1>say please delete that immediately? Or would you let it

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<v Speaker 1>all go and hope that they would just never say

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<v Speaker 1>anything because it'd be too embarrassed to say something.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you know, I would ignore ignore it? Would you?

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<v Speaker 5>You wouldn't so if you butt dial Tony because.

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<v Speaker 1>At the minute you said, well, I guess either way,

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<v Speaker 1>the minute you say, please don't listen to it.

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<v Speaker 5>If I said that to you, please don't listen to

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<v Speaker 5>the voicemail I just left you. What's the first thing

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to do? You're going to listen to it? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>My hope, though, is I think Tony is a is

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<v Speaker 1>a good Christian man, and I think Tony would probably

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<v Speaker 1>listen to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Tony, what would you do? Would you listen to it?

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<v Speaker 5>Or what would you do? Tony? At first, I would

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<v Speaker 5>read the transcript good answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what if what if the transcripts were like, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Right there, it's not good. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would have I think I would honestly

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<v Speaker 1>call and say please delete that.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, if it's reverse for me, if I

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<v Speaker 1>sent to Colleen or whatever, I exent to Tony, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>keep it because it would give me a little cachet

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<v Speaker 1>with Tony.

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<v Speaker 5>You'd think that I'm still getting laid.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think for for like somebody like Colleen, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, Colleen, please delete that. This is a bad moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I don't know why I had

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<v Speaker 1>my phone with me, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm not gonna lie. When I saw that

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<v Speaker 2>I was ringing it, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like, I hope I'm just so drunk R And

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<v Speaker 4>now I hope this is fake and this is not

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<v Speaker 4>actually a thing.

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<v Speaker 5>You need to reput Tony's name in your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Boss, I actually do the four to my phone. So

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<v Speaker 2>he's unlucky.

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<v Speaker 5>Change that right now while we're talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Tony, don't be embarrassed, Okay, Uh chill, Boss,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you buddy.

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<v Speaker 5>Call any time, guys. Uh, just Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm gonna actually call tonight and I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>like porn plane in the background just to see what

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<v Speaker 1>Tony thinks of this.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, Kaylee, what's going on? Kaylee? It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, first time, long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss keV for these ones. So this is so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have to call back the next time and say

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<v Speaker 1>keV was on vacation.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can get that. What's going on? Kaylee?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh for sure have to all right. So the other day,

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<v Speaker 3>my mom told me that she got a text message

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<v Speaker 3>from one of her co well not a coworker, her employee,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was a.

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<v Speaker 5>Bear boob picture.

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<v Speaker 3>No really yep yeah, sent it to my mom and

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<v Speaker 3>was like, please don't open that, Please don't open that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I would never come back into work that

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<v Speaker 3>next morning.

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<v Speaker 5>What kind of work does your mom do?

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<v Speaker 3>Nursing home?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god. And one of the other nurses or

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<v Speaker 5>workers there did this. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my oh yeah wow on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That is hysterical. Hey, uh is this really the person's name?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Malaysia Billy. So his parents left him home alone

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<v Speaker 2>when he was fifteen to go to Malaysia. Oh so

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<v Speaker 2>we called them Malaysia Billy.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, who's Malaysia Billy. Malaysia Billy's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up, Billy? Right? What's going on? How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Who? Brids own way?

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<v Speaker 2>Cookie Bacon?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, though, Pocket Billy, I have had where

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<v Speaker 1>the phone has been laying in bed, like you never

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<v Speaker 1>have had that happen to you before, where you have

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<v Speaker 1>your phone in bed and next thing, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, but naked, everything's going.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, you keep the phone away so that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get any kind of radiation around your private parts or

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<v Speaker 1>what's the story.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't marry man but naked?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you guys have never had the phone in bed

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<v Speaker 1>with you when you guys have had sex? No, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean baking cookies exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not into but sometimes that happens, right, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know, sometimes it happens. Yeah. Actually I keep it

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<v Speaker 1>in bed with me so I can listen to music.

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<v Speaker 1>I can have the music playing, you know, behind me,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can make sure that I keep the mood

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<v Speaker 1>going the entire time. Actually no, I don't. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>keep it. I keep it in bed. I'm going, holy crap,

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<v Speaker 1>we're having sex. This is unbelievable, all right. Uh booty

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<v Speaker 1>called the Boss is what you got to label that

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<v Speaker 1>podcast as?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh tony though if it was any other boss, I

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<v Speaker 4>would have quit my job.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no way.

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<v Speaker 5>There is something kind of funny about booty calling Tony.

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<v Speaker 5>Tony is just so innocent, and

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<v Speaker 2>Yes,