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Speaker 2: That sounds like fun, Thank you. You know what else
Speaker 2: sounds like fun going to a Twins game and watching
Speaker 2: them just kill it. Here's Shelton.
Speaker 3: They're definitely feeding off each other.
Speaker 4: I mean, if we continue to hit three run homers,
Speaker 4: I think that would be very good for me. But
Speaker 4: we're grinding through at bats and you know, we got
Speaker 4: to a first ballot Hall of Famer today. We made
Speaker 4: him work, whether it was a base hit, a walk,
Speaker 4: a hit by pitch. Then we scattered in a palm
Speaker 4: or two. But overall, very pleased with this short road trip.
Speaker 2: You know what else I love is watching kids make
Speaker 2: it to the big leagues for the first time and
Speaker 2: having their mom and dad on camera. Yeah, yeah, same
Speaker 2: Andrew Morris's debut yesterday.
Speaker 4: Anytime a guy makes his major league debut, you see
Speaker 4: him throw the first pitch, you seem to get the
Speaker 4: first strikeout and it's not only for him, but it's
Speaker 4: for his mom, his dad, you know, his family, the
Speaker 4: scout that drafted in the organization, like all those things.
Speaker 4: It's a real culmination to be able to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool man, a fantas mom goes, that's
Speaker 2: my boy.
Speaker 5: Then how about this team started one and four and uh,
Speaker 5: you know, Sauce Increase were putting together a victory parade. Yeah,
Speaker 5: eight and three since and again we mentioned it earlier,
Speaker 5: they are tied for the American League's best.
Speaker 6: Record at nine and seven.
Speaker 7: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: Eight and three and the last for them.
Speaker 8: The Skip did say, we just got to get more
Speaker 8: at bats, you know, give us some time for grand
Speaker 8: out long.
Speaker 7: Now they're getting them. And and they've played they haven't
Speaker 7: played a bunch of slappies.
Speaker 9: No right, No, I mean they slept Detroit and then
Speaker 9: they just beat the team that in Toronto that was
Speaker 9: in the World Series last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're playing some right in.
Speaker 6: Detroit's record is crap, but that's also.
Speaker 5: Because the Twin beat on all four games that they
Speaker 5: were what favored to win the division. So it it's
Speaker 5: easy to say they have a bad record. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: they lost all four of the twins. That's why they
Speaker 5: have a bad rue.
Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 5: So we'll see if these games actually happen based on
Speaker 5: the weather. But Boston to night six forty tomorrow at
Speaker 5: six forty and then twelve forty on Wednesday. This is
Speaker 5: a six game homestand because then your Cincinnati Reds are
Speaker 5: in town Friday Saturday.
Speaker 2: And no, that's cool, right, Hey, Saucer, if you not
Speaker 2: passed away by then, want to go to the day
Speaker 2: game on Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: What's hold on me? Look? Twelve four day week ends
Speaker 6: with why?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, well I might go.
Speaker 5: So wait, are you buying? Chris can give the pole
Speaker 5: Ads his money? You don't want to give the pole
Speaker 5: Ads your money?
Speaker 6: No, I can't go. I'll go to spend time with
Speaker 6: my kids. He can come.
Speaker 3: Home.
Speaker 2: I'll take him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be more fun.
Speaker 2: We'll have some funds.
Speaker 3: He'd be cheaper than bringing me.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be healthy by Wednesday, I hope. So I
Speaker 6: feel like I'm going to pass out.
Speaker 2: Well, get the hell out of here. You know, stay, brother,
Speaker 2: You're good, we love you. Well, you feel bad?
Speaker 6: You look muzzed? Yeah? Is that a yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what the pardact.
Speaker 2: I think I know what the problem is. Can I
Speaker 2: give you guys another poop pooh story?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Please do because I know you guys some sports dow
Speaker 2: corner who cares? No, I mean, big things have happened,
Speaker 2: and I get it. But this is important stuff because
Speaker 2: I've I've delved deeply into your buttholes and.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 6: Ensual?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome. I do this for you. Pooh plumes
Speaker 2: have you heard of them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: Pooh, they're playing the fillmore next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Public restrooms, when you flush the toilet a poo, there
Speaker 2: are most that's the problem. Most toilet that's right, Pooh
Speaker 2: particles called pooh plumes contain e Coli, salmonila, or even neurovirus.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe don't peer down there.
Speaker 2: What it's a great point.
Speaker 6: I like to I like the white crystal, but like
Speaker 6: a true hockey.
Speaker 5: I feel bad separating from my should probably not wear
Speaker 5: my air pods into a public restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 3: So he's talking. You guys do this too.
Speaker 7: But like I get the I get the long legs,
Speaker 7: and I just like kick and I use my toe
Speaker 7: to like flush it, and then I duck and cover
Speaker 7: like I threw a grenade, like I get.
Speaker 3: Away, I get away.
Speaker 2: So that's really good. That's what you should do. So
Speaker 2: that's what the door, That's what you should do. I
Speaker 2: have been for the longest time singing a little song
Speaker 2: as it goes.
Speaker 3: Down to.
Speaker 2: You, broken road, goodbye, my love. That is what I've
Speaker 2: been singing lately. I I because we've spent so much
Speaker 2: time together, had some quality of time, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I feel bad. It's a real separate. I'm
Speaker 2: like a child who doesn't want a Pott train because
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 6: Think about him, my poopy.
Speaker 7: Just hold on to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Using a public restroom is rarely a joyous.
Speaker 6: I love people who write stories about poop.
Speaker 9: God like a true hockey. You're so proud of you.
Speaker 9: He just stood up and roody. Dad cried. That's the
Speaker 9: greatest thing, talking about dumps. I love my son. He
Speaker 9: likes talking about.
Speaker 2: Thanks Dad.
Speaker 3: He's calling you later, Michael.
Speaker 6: He bane masks the toilet when he yeah again, Dwight,
Speaker 6: not my dad.
Speaker 3: He puts his nose the whole part of it.
Speaker 2: They're filled with sights and smells. Those toilets. Woodstock it's
Speaker 2: my dad's woodstock. Please again, don't say my dad.
Speaker 3: Please, it's woodstock.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the toilet, see, it ain't so bad. It's the
Speaker 2: it's the poop particles, all right.
Speaker 3: So I guess the cheek sweat.
Speaker 2: Uh, you're I don't know about you, but you're And
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys, I guess. I've never
Speaker 2: talked about this before, and I've never told anybody do this,
Speaker 2: do you guys? Ever, I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 3: Say it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna do it, because you guys have
Speaker 2: never leave me.
Speaker 5: Man here with the rest of that sentence is the
Speaker 5: fans Christopher all Hockey.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys are never gonna leave me alone. Oh God,
Speaker 2: I'm so stupid. But aren't toilets here, especially on days
Speaker 2: today like today when the sales guys are here, is
Speaker 2: a disgusting mess. And some of them, like I think
Speaker 2: they rub their anus on the toilet seat, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. But when they're all here, both toilet
Speaker 2: seats are a disaster. And sometimes I can't wait to
Speaker 2: go to the fourth floor. I have to take care
Speaker 2: of my business. So I flush the toilet like five times,
Speaker 2: and then I take some toilet paper and dip it
Speaker 2: into toilet water and wash the toilet seats. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I know that's disgusting, but what else can I do?
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna wash my hands. I don't lick
Speaker 2: my fingers, just.
Speaker 3: Do the hover.
Speaker 7: No, just just you take the toilet paper and you
Speaker 7: make you like line the toilets.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I gotta get
Speaker 2: a good spread. Yeah, I need I need cheek spread.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 7: I think this is what those that's those situations where
Speaker 7: you just you do the best you can.
Speaker 3: You cover the seat as much as you can.
Speaker 7: You can you can accordion spread at home?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, maybe not here?
Speaker 2: Maybe not here yet here.
Speaker 6: I'm with Hawk.
Speaker 1: I don't like putting the toilet paper between me and
Speaker 1: I need that contact.
Speaker 6: And to Hawk, have you tried spitting on it? My god,
Speaker 6: I'm you want a carpool home?
Speaker 3: I just leave. We can never go in.
Speaker 1: The bathroom here ever again. Well, you spit on the
Speaker 1: toilet and the toilet paper. You don't know, you don't
Speaker 1: you spit on the toilet paper. Then you use that water.
Speaker 3: On his table?
Speaker 2: I did Hawk to a.
Speaker 6: Split out wide?
Speaker 3: You get it?
Speaker 7: Come on. That makes me sick to my stuff.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he did that. When you flush the toilet, run
Speaker 2: for the hills because the plume will get you. The plume.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what's the worst, the absolute worst. It
Speaker 7: actually makes I know what you're gonna say. It makes
Speaker 7: me crazy.
Speaker 6: I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 7: You know what flushes when you're still saying when the
Speaker 7: automatic flush flushes, when you're seeing you're.
Speaker 2: Like no no, no, no no no, and you're dance.
Speaker 7: Feel like everything that that is in contact gets sprayed somehow.
Speaker 3: So it's like car wash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hateially at the airport, You're like, what ghost
Speaker 2: just triggered the automatic flush. I've been sitting here the
Speaker 2: whole time. Come on, Patrick Swayzey.
Speaker 3: That's that's when I that's when I need a Clorox wife.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's when I would just wash the cheeks and
Speaker 7: just be like this.
Speaker 3: I'm a filthy, filthy, bad person.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I get it from the toilet.
Speaker 11: I just want just get it over with ring tone ring.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, and the wax paper.
Speaker 6: Toilet papers they have here at I.
Speaker 3: Do not appreciate that.
Speaker 6: It's terrible. Does that absorb at all?
Speaker 3: Bring your own, bring him in his bag. That's all
Speaker 3: he's got in his backpack. It just rolls a toilet.
Speaker 6: I got mine right here.
Speaker 3: See there you go. And if that doesn't work according
Speaker 3: to his.
Speaker 6: Act, just spin on it, spin on that die.
Speaker 5: If I walk into the bathroom here at iHeart and
Speaker 5: I just here, First of all, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 5: what's going on here?
Speaker 6: It's nine to noon, isn't he on the air?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 5: But that would trip me out, right, I think I
Speaker 5: would at least peek out it to make sure there's
Speaker 5: not four feet.
Speaker 6: In the stall. Truck stop there. That's just too It
Speaker 6: looks like Chris's shoes.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 6: D a watch talk take a dumb book.
Speaker 2: True, that was a weird moment.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was just telling Ben like forty five minutes ago
Speaker 5: that the show DTF Saint Louis wrapped up last night.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, And you could argue the seven episodes.
Speaker 5: The thesis statement was everybody's weird. Just be yourself. It's
Speaker 5: okay to be weird. And I've listened to you guys
Speaker 5: talk about crap for forty five minutes and I've never
Speaker 5: felt more normal, yeah, than listening to you guys doing
Speaker 5: weird things in the bathroom.
Speaker 6: I guess, I guess.
Speaker 5: I guess my normalness is the weirdness now, because I
Speaker 5: guess I feel like the weirdo.
Speaker 2: There's a real weird thing now core. Everything I've told
Speaker 2: you I consider normal. If I told you about the
Speaker 2: weird stuff I do in the bathroom, you might have
Speaker 2: me committed. Well said yeah, well said, thank you. I
Speaker 2: don't tell anybody those things. That's between me and my lord.
Speaker 3: She makes great for both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, both they're negotiating for me right now.
Speaker 8: Did anybody else have a dad that never shut the
Speaker 8: door when you take a crap?
Speaker 3: No, my dad going regardless.
Speaker 8: I would have friends staying overnight, hanging out and they
Speaker 8: go walk down the home and there's my dad just
Speaker 8: sitting there, naked, sitting there and.
Speaker 2: Just that's the worst Your dad had a he wanted
Speaker 2: people to see us?
Speaker 3: Well, no, but it was. He was in his night shirt,
Speaker 3: face exactly, sweater it off.
Speaker 8: So he actually used to the can and then I
Speaker 8: sudden there's my buddy Bob walking by.
Speaker 5: Hey, mister, the more the more you talk, the more
Speaker 5: you make sense. Like your origin story now checks out. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I understand that the the why you are the way
Speaker 5: that you are, and it's okay.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I love the Gulash story to so good, unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Still can't eat Gulash. It looks stick see a lot of.
Speaker 2: I love it so much.
Speaker 7: Basically, just make everything that we have at at home,
Speaker 7: I just make it into a Google.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that consistency. That's feel is so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very comforting.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I do with my Thanksgiving dinner. Mash
Speaker 7: it all up. Yeah, spin on it, Spin on that thing.
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 2: What if I have drive mouth? Can can I call
Speaker 2: you into the bathroom to spit on my toilet?
Speaker 3: In the closer all the way? Should I have entrance music?
Speaker 3: What a great bit off?
Speaker 5: Like somebody somebody from like corporates in town, Chris is
Speaker 5: and one stalls Zach and the other and you just
Speaker 5: hear him talk about Zach.
Speaker 3: Come in here and spit on this.
Speaker 7: Thing right again?
Speaker 2: Together?
Speaker 5: Better?
Speaker 6: Sorry? Summer all right?
Speaker 5: Headlines sports who cares lready one of the Masters St.
Speaker 6: Paul Saints, we who we do love the Saints? So
Speaker 6: Rory won the Masters.
Speaker 5: The Wolves do square off against the Nuggets starting on
Speaker 5: Saturday in Denver at two thirty. Again, it's Chris's Christmas
Speaker 5: today because there are no games in the NBA tonight.
Speaker 6: The play tournament starts tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That's great, man.
Speaker 5: The Wild are going to face Saint Louis tonight and
Speaker 5: then Anaheim tomorrow, and then their regular season is over.
Speaker 5: But they do have Dallas to start Round one. We're
Speaker 5: just waiting for the schedule for that. H Diana Rossini
Speaker 5: and Mike Rabel stole in the news.
Speaker 6: That's fun.
Speaker 3: By the way, do you see the latest real.
Speaker 5: Quick, because this is kind of I think this is interesting.
Speaker 5: So the Athletic right New York Times, Yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 5: they are quote investigating Diana Rossini and her involvement or
Speaker 5: her relationship with Mike Vrabel.
Speaker 6: They're trying to figure out if there's anything to all
Speaker 6: these rumors.
Speaker 5: Conversely, though, people that are yelling on Twitter like, well,
Speaker 5: this is kind of a crazy double standard that Diana
Speaker 5: is catching all this heat and Rabel's kind of not
Speaker 5: right right. Well, I Vrabel has a normally would have
Speaker 5: a pre draft press conference today the Patriots are having it.
Speaker 5: Rabel's not attending. Wow, he did last year. This year
Speaker 5: he's not because he knows everybody. Everybody on the planet
Speaker 5: doesn't care about the Patriots draft pick. They want to
Speaker 5: ask him about this, and for now, at least, he's
Speaker 5: not going to walk into the.
Speaker 6: Fire, So that will be later today, but he will
Speaker 6: not be there.
Speaker 2: Can you guys be my research for a moment, because
Speaker 2: I haven't read the story at all. I don't know
Speaker 2: the answers the is she married? Yes, they are. He's
Speaker 2: married as well, both are. I haven't even seen the picture.
Speaker 2: Is it as incriminating as everybody says it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean it's not like they're not like make it
Speaker 7: out or anything, but they're definitely from reporter to head
Speaker 7: coach and both are married.
Speaker 6: It's like, all right, got it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I really haven't ye.
Speaker 3: Does it have some cuddles to it? I haven't seen
Speaker 3: it either.
Speaker 6: It's a tough look.
Speaker 5: Let's just say if you were either spouse and saw that,
Speaker 5: you'd be like, what is going on here?
Speaker 3: It doesn't look great. We're just together in the game.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: It doesn't look like a friendly hug goodbye. It looks
Speaker 5: like something is weird there.
Speaker 7: So if it happened at the coaches meetings in Arizona
Speaker 7: where all the other coaches and people around.
Speaker 3: That's one thing.
Speaker 7: And they're at a private adult only resort in Sodona,
Speaker 7: So in the area.
Speaker 3: Wow, the area address. You can only get through through
Speaker 3: your room.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, I'm just here to spit on some toilets.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's unfortunately. I think they said that her contract
Speaker 7: was going to get renewed. Hers up in August, So
Speaker 7: this is probably if you're the New York Times and Athletic,
Speaker 7: you're like, this might be a good opportunity to be like,
Speaker 7: it's over. Sorry, we're just not going to renew your contract.
Speaker 5: And obviously the last week or so since he's a
Speaker 5: photos have come out every interview she's ever done, every
Speaker 5: weird clip of her ripping her husband and even sarcastically
Speaker 5: or joking about, oh yeah, we don't you know, we
Speaker 5: don't do this, or he doesn't like this, or he's average.
Speaker 5: It's all coming out of the woodwork, and every rumor
Speaker 5: that's ever been attached to her has just hit the internet.
Speaker 5: She's been just obliterated for like seven days straight. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she's having a bad week, and I assume her husband's
Speaker 5: having a terrible week.
Speaker 3: Terrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So anyway, lots of fun if you want to
Speaker 5: watch the drama unfold between Mike Veribillan's.
Speaker 2: I really don't Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 7: No, Well that you know what, you bring up a
Speaker 7: good point. I've always expected and just thought that both
Speaker 7: both female and male reporters will kind of do anything
Speaker 7: to get a scoop or become friendly with your sources.
Speaker 7: And I'm not saying that they're all romantic, but I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't know, like it just it's bound to happen, Right.
Speaker 7: You're close to these people a lot, you rely on
Speaker 7: them for sources, and you like do things out of
Speaker 7: the you know, you probably wouldn't normally do, and then
Speaker 7: one thing leads to another and all of a sudden
Speaker 7: like that, I don't know, this is not an earth
Speaker 7: shattering thing.
Speaker 2: Right to see what Pelsaro does.
Speaker 6: WHOA.
Speaker 5: I guess a lot of the things we've been talking
Speaker 5: about the last sixty minutes. The other thing that this
Speaker 5: is maybe a little controversial. But the other thing that
Speaker 5: I think we're realizing it's number one, they're because consenting adults,
Speaker 5: like again, it's.
Speaker 6: Their private life should it really matter. That's number one.
Speaker 5: Number two is don't you think there's a difference between
Speaker 5: sports reporting.
Speaker 6: And like political reporting.
Speaker 5: Like if you were if you were investigating political malpractice
Speaker 5: of some kind or fraud and you're sleeping with somebody
Speaker 5: for info, I'd be like, this is not great journalistic integrity.
Speaker 5: If you want to hook up with some dude because
Speaker 5: you want to find out if you're trading a third
Speaker 5: round pick, who gives a crap? Like, this isn't life
Speaker 5: and death. This is sports. So like, I went to
Speaker 5: journalism school. I'm a journalism major. I think there's a difference.
Speaker 5: Did you guys think am I nuts or not?
Speaker 3: Sports report?
Speaker 5: We still need journalistic integrity and good journalists and sports
Speaker 5: are important.
Speaker 6: But this is not life. It's a toy department. It's
Speaker 6: not life.
Speaker 8: And you're saying, yeah, I'm never going to tell you
Speaker 8: how I got the job at Vikings Football Sunday, Then.
Speaker 3: Oh we all know, yeah, we know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody he's got a drop to athletic wrote about it.
Speaker 2: His his toes curled so hard, he's got drop foot.
Speaker 11: My god, Sorry, yet, I don't know why I do that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Chat, I love you, man, yours in my bad.
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry, my you God ripped his medical maladies
Speaker 9: and his sexual orientation in the same sentence.
Speaker 3: But you know, get some whodos to me. Apparent you're
Speaker 3: quite the love. You know what you're doing?
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Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: I was just reading some things about the our beloved
Speaker 2: Minnesota Twins from our guy Aaron Gleman on the Athletic
Speaker 2: Our buddy who's the catcher helped me out.
Speaker 6: What's the do His name Ryan Jeffers, Ryan Jefferson.
Speaker 2: He started ten of sixteen games. We're already ten percent
Speaker 2: through the MLB season.
Speaker 3: We're nine and.
Speaker 2: Seven, as you guys know, and uh Jeffers is hidden
Speaker 2: two seventy but I don't know what a he's got
Speaker 2: an eight oh five point eight zero five ops. Do
Speaker 2: you know what OPS stands for? I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: read these articles a lot of times because I have
Speaker 2: no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Speaker 6: Place plus slugging on base plus plugging.
Speaker 1: How often they it combines how often they reach base
Speaker 1: and their ability to hit for power.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, apparently eight oh five is real good. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize that ten out of sixteen games catching was
Speaker 2: a lot. But it makes sense because it would hurt
Speaker 2: your knees. But I don't know how often a catcher starts.
Speaker 6: I guess, well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, Joe Mauer looked like his his knees are
Speaker 5: fine walking out with Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, that looked good.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: How did you go to that show there, Mussy?
Speaker 7: No, I did not.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to either one of the shows.
Speaker 6: You guy, Jared was there and Joe Mauer was there.
Speaker 8: Into that age where you're just like, yeah, yeah, crowds
Speaker 8: and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I get it, get it.
Speaker 6: We had a busy weekend anyway, so that couldn't make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I know, yeah, but yeah, but love Lapp,
Speaker 2: belove Lap belove those those folks are spectacular.
Speaker 3: Yeah, treated our our guy, Walter, very very very kindly.
Speaker 2: Walter Howard was Walter seventeen man. That's a that's a
Speaker 2: good long run. What was he on Golden What was he?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: He is a shiboo.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so he is a cat with good pr Yeah.
Speaker 6: Basically good good job doggy, good job.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He almost got me incarcerated once. Oh that's uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 7: So it was a Saturday morning. I'll tell you the story.
Speaker 3: Maybe I have said the story before, but ready of it.
Speaker 3: This is for Walter.
Speaker 7: So it is a Saturday morning. Kids were at Graham
Speaker 7: and Grandpa's.
Speaker 8: So I get the elbow of it's your turn from
Speaker 8: the wife and Walters to go outside. So I walk
Speaker 8: him out the backyard. Of course I don't have any
Speaker 8: clothes on, because that's what you want to do when
Speaker 8: your kids are gone.
Speaker 2: When you say naked, completely naked, you went outside, No
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I opened up the sliding last door and let Walter out.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, Now we had just literally got the door
Speaker 8: the day before, so it was not really certain about
Speaker 8: the locking mechanism.
Speaker 3: Which is a key to this story. So he's out there,
Speaker 3: he does his business.
Speaker 8: Now I'm trying to get him to come back in
Speaker 8: mind you, I'm just like, door open, just a little bit,
Speaker 8: just naked, and like, yeah, sound, I want to wake
Speaker 8: anybody up.
Speaker 7: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday summertime.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. I shut the door to go get him,
Speaker 3: and I hear the click.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, And now.
Speaker 8: I'm standing in my backyard, hed buck naked. I have
Speaker 8: to run out through the gate around the garage as
Speaker 8: fast as I can, and then I'm gonna go hit
Speaker 8: the code because I don't have my phone on me
Speaker 8: where when I keep it any rate, And I don't
Speaker 8: want to yell at at Christy upstairs because then people
Speaker 8: will hear me, you know what's going on out there.
Speaker 3: So you know.
Speaker 7: How freaking slow a garage door opened.
Speaker 8: So when you're standing there butt naked, and you have
Speaker 8: to hit the code second time because first time you're
Speaker 8: panicking so much you got it wrong. Yeah, So I'm Indiana
Speaker 8: jonesing this thing just sliding underneath.
Speaker 7: It would barely open.
Speaker 8: Then then then I go back in the house. I
Speaker 8: go back to the sliding glass door. I open it up.
Speaker 8: Let Walter in and the little bastard took a crap
Speaker 8: right in the house after all that, after all that, yep,
Speaker 8: so yeah, wow, that's the hell of a story.
Speaker 6: Walter was a blast, and Walter's a good boy.
Speaker 7: I almost got arrested.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it would have been really bad.
Speaker 7: At nine o'clock on a Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: Did any of your neighbors ever text you? No?
Speaker 7: No, no.
Speaker 8: And we have a lot of walking dog people, and
Speaker 8: you know, people are exercising our neighborhood quite a bit.
Speaker 3: So I was pretty surprised that as I'm just sitting
Speaker 3: there trying to hit the code.
Speaker 5: I don't know what Walter looks like, but I have
Speaker 5: in my mind, I have a picture of those dogs
Speaker 5: that have like those big, thick, like white, kind of
Speaker 5: like mustache looking faces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, Walter should have a mustache.
Speaker 6: Yeah you know what I mean. There's no doubt about.
Speaker 10: That nice thick white mustache. Maybe a cigarette or a
Speaker 10: cigar of some kind. Yeah, and lady in the tramp,
Speaker 10: so good child.
Speaker 3: Walter tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's telling that story right now.
Speaker 3: You should have seen.
Speaker 2: I did it, guys. I got him locked down, almost
Speaker 2: got him arrested.
Speaker 5: He's telling the story differently that we say that guy
Speaker 5: am the door.
Speaker 6: He did it on purpose. He's trying to show it
Speaker 6: off to the neighbors.
Speaker 3: And then I really dance.
Speaker 6: I was mad at him. Sorry, I went back inside
Speaker 6: and crapping the floor.
Speaker 2: You guys ever seen an Australian cattle dog. Yeah, can
Speaker 2: you picture that in your head?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Apparently they are one of the toughest and smartest dogs
Speaker 2: on earth. They're a cross between a British herder and
Speaker 2: a wild Australian dingo. No, an Australian cattle dog. One
Speaker 2: of the smartest dogs on earth, a dingo. M I
Speaker 2: just saw that this morning during what really matters, and
Speaker 2: I brought to mind.
Speaker 5: Seems like all the dogs that are required to control other.
Speaker 10: Animals seem to be very smart. Yeah, they understand the
Speaker 10: strategy of keeping.
Speaker 7: Them in line.
Speaker 6: They got a job, you know, they give them a purpose. Dog.
Speaker 6: My dogs don't do s They do nothing. Yeah, same nothing.
Speaker 6: They bark zero to society.
Speaker 3: They can bark at other dogs and other people walking.
Speaker 6: By the house and that's about it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they can ruined my yard, well they can do that.
Speaker 2: They can't do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, danelill do that.
Speaker 9: Well yea.
Speaker 7: Man, Well no, she no. It's not about the like
Speaker 7: the poop and the pea so much. It's like the
Speaker 7: fact that diggers she well, she no, she knows the
Speaker 7: you know, she knows the invisible fence line. And so
Speaker 7: when people walk by the house, she just does like
Speaker 7: hot laps back and forth.
Speaker 3: You know, she's like running killers.
Speaker 6: Back and forth across her yard, just kicking up dirt.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there's like she's created like a warning track
Speaker 7: of just dirt and so there's no grass there.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: It's like depressing when you go to the zoo and
Speaker 5: you see a polar bear that just basically walks.
Speaker 10: From one corner to the other and then one corner
Speaker 10: to the other. Yeah, for the rest of time, for
Speaker 10: the rest of time, that's your for us to be like, hey,
Speaker 10: look a bear.
Speaker 3: Cute neat all?
Speaker 10: Right, next exhibit, These of your dogs are running and
Speaker 10: having fun, and it's the illusion of freedom because the
Speaker 10: invisible fend.
Speaker 6: They don't know there's a fence. They just know that
Speaker 6: they're not supposed.
Speaker 2: To do they even know the concept of freedom? That
Speaker 2: is the question.
Speaker 6: And I hope so.
Speaker 7: My dogs don't the dogs or animals in the zoo
Speaker 7: all of them probably neither, probably either.
Speaker 5: This is depressing time for headlines. Headlines all right. I
Speaker 5: don't know how many times this has happened. Maybe somebody
Speaker 5: can google this quickly, but man, there's something about this
Speaker 5: that just feels off. Tell me, if you guys hate
Speaker 5: this as much as I do. Tonight on ABC American Idol.
Speaker 6: Right, no big deal, then that's your channel. ABC.
Speaker 5: Tonight on American Idol, the Rock and Roll Hall of
Speaker 5: Fame class of twenty twenty six gets revealed.
Speaker 6: Oh welcome, Oh okay. Interestingly a weird thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know why it feels weird that American Idol
Speaker 5: right well is announcing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: There are many viable entertainment sources that have anything to
Speaker 2: do with music anymore.
Speaker 3: That the Voice.
Speaker 7: When they pull as many numbers as viewership numbers as
Speaker 7: they do on that show, it's I'm sure the Rock
Speaker 7: and Roll Hall of Fame is like, beg please, right,
Speaker 7: please please make this unnouncement on your air.
Speaker 2: Did you ever go there when we were in Cleveland there,
Speaker 2: Ben No, I loved it, man. It's not as big
Speaker 2: as I thought I was gonna be. Really, but it's
Speaker 2: pretty cool. I really loved it. But I love music,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: Is the is the dude from Minnesota? Still in the
Speaker 5: season tongue set?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: How many? How many are we down to eleven?
Speaker 7: Okay, so we're getting lest I mean, he's basically top ten.
Speaker 5: He's got like a this is not exactly right, but
Speaker 5: he's kind of got like a Zach brownish kind of
Speaker 5: not country field.
Speaker 6: I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's definitely a country.
Speaker 6: I think it's full country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 7: It's he sounds a lot like Stapleton, Okay in that
Speaker 7: in that vibe, got the beard going, Yeah, got the beard,
Speaker 7: the hair and all that stuff, and so it is
Speaker 7: rock and roll night. It'll be interesting to see if
Speaker 7: he can sort of break out of that range a
Speaker 7: little bit and show a little bit more enthusiasm on
Speaker 7: stage with his uh, his talent, because he's very talented.
Speaker 7: But yeah, we've had him on the show many times.
Speaker 7: He and Kelly Hanson become like fast friends. So we're
Speaker 7: we're all cheering for him and hopefully he can he
Speaker 7: can keep going the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it, man.
Speaker 5: Today's National Scrabble Day. You guys play scrabble.
Speaker 2: Nope, never have, not even one time in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not one, not even one time in my life. It's
Speaker 2: the weirdest thing I've never done it. Letters and words
Speaker 2: are not our friends. Back in Indiana, we don't also
Speaker 2: play math.
Speaker 7: So like Rummy Cube would not be a game that
Speaker 7: you guys, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 6: That's a really fun never played that. You love that game?
Speaker 6: Have you on the room that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You could?
Speaker 6: Yeah, have got the tiles right?
Speaker 7: With tiles, it's basically have you played Rummy or Gin
Speaker 7: Rummy just car when I was young?
Speaker 6: Game?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's basically the same thing with tiles.
Speaker 2: Isn't it Rummy five hundred? Is that the same thing?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think so.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I think that's Gin, isn't it? Jen Rummy
Speaker 2: is five hundred?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: I guess I thought you were just looking at your
Speaker 6: water bottle.
Speaker 2: That's a rumor.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 6: I don't either.
Speaker 7: I love you can gim to drink? Yeah, oh no, god,
Speaker 7: it's one of my favorite. Just lick a tree for grud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you had bad. The thing is it's somewhere
Speaker 3: you've had bad. You've had bad Jim.
Speaker 7: If you're an adult and you and you still don't
Speaker 7: like Gin, it's because we all grew up with bad Jim.
Speaker 7: It's the same thing with tequila.
Speaker 3: Tequila is so good, you just have to have a
Speaker 3: good Yeah.
Speaker 8: But tequila is like that college thing where you know
Speaker 8: you have something in college and you can never go
Speaker 8: back to.
Speaker 2: That's Chat Daniels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Canadian Club for me.
Speaker 2: Oh I just talk about.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a violent exit with the Canadian Club.
Speaker 5: Can we do doghouse Radio for a second, please? So
Speaker 5: my wife, like a year or so ago, got me
Speaker 5: one of those like semi pretty like pretty nice scrabble
Speaker 5: boards because she knew that I played it growing up
Speaker 5: and hadn't played it them all, and she's like cool,
Speaker 5: And she also hadn't really played scrabble growing up.
Speaker 6: She she's like, I'll try.
Speaker 5: So I think we've played, like I don't know, fifteen times,
Speaker 5: and this is where the doghouse Radio comes in. I'm
Speaker 5: fifteen to zero against her, But tell me you don't
Speaker 5: relate to this a little bit. She was complaining once
Speaker 5: to our neighbors that it's not real fun anymore because
Speaker 5: I win every time, and she her exact words were
Speaker 5: something like, well, it's not fun because like he tries
Speaker 5: to get like the triple words scores and the double
Speaker 5: word scores, so it's like it's not even close.
Speaker 3: So strategy.
Speaker 5: So what she's saying is I try to score points,
Speaker 5: and that's why it's no fun because she just tries
Speaker 5: to spell the biggest words possible that like, never make
Speaker 5: an attempt at the triple word score, the double letter score,
Speaker 5: doesn't doesn't worry.
Speaker 6: About those extra little tiles. That's the whole game. The
Speaker 6: whole game.
Speaker 3: Is is that's it. You can't even throw one for
Speaker 3: just to give me. She just every game you play.
Speaker 5: So she just hates that I try and she doesn't,
Speaker 5: and that's why I win. So I'm not even very
Speaker 5: good at it. I just try, and somehow that's my.
Speaker 7: Fat I hate those Golden State Warriors because they just.
Speaker 3: Shoot threes, right, because they're worth more.
Speaker 7: Because they're worth more once you get it down on
Speaker 7: the paint like you're supposed.
Speaker 3: To do in basketball. With Angie, I think you need
Speaker 3: to throw one just, you know, give her a bone.
Speaker 10: I'm not playing scrabble for an hour or an hour
Speaker 10: and a half just to throw the game.
Speaker 3: Why even play you.
Speaker 6: Play to win the game.
Speaker 3: Muzz No, yeah, muzz. With that, I bid you.
Speaker 2: Good bye, my friend, goodbye, my love, my love the
Speaker 2: journey with you today. Thank you for I really covered
Speaker 2: at Yeah, we did.
Speaker 7: One particular area for sure.
Speaker 3: For sure.
Speaker 2: Well you guys know now, don't you?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 6: Hey Cork, Yes, and I love you by bam.
Speaker 2: I was just reading that that the game for the
Speaker 2: Timberwolves at Denver game one this weekend Saturday? Is it
Speaker 2: two thirty? Yeah, and it's also only on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't know that, Yeah, because there are no local
Speaker 2: telecasts for first round NBA playoff games anymore.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that, right, because Marnie said that last
Speaker 5: week that, yeah, this is the first time that even
Speaker 5: the normally they they get the first round. The teams
Speaker 5: get the first round and then it goes national after that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we don't even get the first round here.
Speaker 5: Of course, you want to write to Amazon.
Speaker 2: You want to listen to Alan Horton anyway, sure right
Speaker 2: here on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get him and Jim Pete together. We normally
Speaker 1: have to wait for the second round because Gym is
Speaker 1: usually doing TV. So we have him and Jim Pete
Speaker 1: together and that's a wonderful broadcast.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, those guys are great. Is it weird that
Speaker 2: there's an NBA team that has a pair of stars
Speaker 2: that have been together for ten years?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 10: And don't say, let me think about this, a pair
Speaker 10: of stars for ten years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I must be borgs. I've been reading about
Speaker 2: basketball for the last ten minutes.
Speaker 10: I mean, well, Draymond and stuff have been together probably
Speaker 10: ten years.
Speaker 6: It's not those two.
Speaker 2: It's not those two that I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: This is a playoff team.
Speaker 2: It's specifically the team we're playing.
Speaker 6: Murray's been there ten year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nicolo Yo djok wow, I did not think they've
Speaker 2: been there for ten been together center joke whatever. And
Speaker 2: Jamal Murray have been teammates for a decade now.
Speaker 6: Jeez.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I thought Murray was more like
Speaker 5: in that seven eight range ten years already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't think NBA players stayed on one
Speaker 2: team for that long anymore.
Speaker 5: Well, if you're really good and you get the max contracts,
Speaker 5: you don't have a lot of incentive to leave.
Speaker 2: That good point. Yeah, many, we haven't been good against
Speaker 2: them this year until now. Yep, maybe or not. Let's
Speaker 2: go who knows. Okay, there's my basketball breakdown. You're welcome.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen this video yet, but you guys, remember
Speaker 5: last week we talked about the other video of the
Speaker 5: McDonald's CEO awkwardly eating the big arch and then he
Speaker 5: got a whole bunch of hate online going like you
Speaker 5: didn't even bite it? Yeah, and then he had just
Speaker 5: denied being a vegan or a vegetarian.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I haven't seen this yet, but now I
Speaker 5: guess there's a new video of him awkwardly eating nuggets.
Speaker 6: Have you guys see me yet?
Speaker 5: I don't even know what that means you, but now
Speaker 5: I want to see what, Like, does this guy just
Speaker 5: not eat McDonald's food.
Speaker 2: He probably doesn't. I don't know it doesn't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The way they describe it because I read about it too,
Speaker 2: is it looks like he's never eating food before, right.
Speaker 5: So like somebody from McDonald should say, let's stop filming
Speaker 5: him eating.
Speaker 6: Maybe take him off camera? Is he is he a
Speaker 6: lizard person or something?
Speaker 2: He's like it fed through a feeding tube. I have
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 5: Let's all experience this together, Okay, And if you're not
Speaker 5: driving a car right now, let's all do this together.
Speaker 6: Let's google McDonald McDonald's nuggets slash watch and I'm going
Speaker 6: to go in there right now. Let's let me too.
Speaker 5: Let's let's see how weird this is, because studio, when
Speaker 5: you hear somebody awkwardly eats nuggets, I'm trying to even
Speaker 5: think what that would look like in my head, Like
Speaker 5: what does it mean to awkwardly eat chicken nuggets?
Speaker 2: Okay, cavan dot com slash waight, hang on.
Speaker 6: I'm almost there. You there, I'm trying to find it here.
Speaker 6: Let's have a ship heared experience.
Speaker 2: Shall we don't forget to get down to tomorrow night
Speaker 2: Dictionary night down at cchs Field and uh say hi,
Speaker 2: do chat blt the new uh the new pig mascot
Speaker 2: for Saint Paul's Day's I love it chat blt as
Speaker 2: we play the Lehigh Valley Iron.
Speaker 6: Pigs this week.
Speaker 2: The Iron Pig, yes, the Triple A affiliate of the
Speaker 2: Philadelphia Phillies.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm locked and loaded. Tell me when you
Speaker 6: guys are.
Speaker 8: Ironically, there's a commercial on this video for Domino's leading
Speaker 8: into the McDonald's CEO.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes it viral, man, find it zacho? Uh yeah,
Speaker 6: I think so.
Speaker 1: Problemise it's from a TikTok and it won't load on
Speaker 1: my computer for some reason.
Speaker 6: I found you the actual video.
Speaker 7: It's from here we go.
Speaker 6: Let's see this, so it's experiences together.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. I can't even imagine what he looks
Speaker 2: like in person. Oh that's not what I thought he'd
Speaker 2: look like. He looks like the comedian who saw my.
Speaker 5: House there we go. Oh he does kind of look
Speaker 5: like Tommy Ryman got the glasses. Oh my god, I
Speaker 5: don't CEO win a viral.
Speaker 2: And yeah, look at him. He is not enjoying that.
Speaker 5: Oh that's the other guy. That's the CEO, that one
Speaker 5: right there without the guy without the glasses.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he Oh my god, he.
Speaker 3: Is not enjoying that at all.
Speaker 2: He's never had him. No, he's never had a McNugget.
Speaker 6: He's trying not to make here he is with the arch.
Speaker 5: That wasn't as bad as I thought. He's kind of
Speaker 5: got like an awkward face. He is, But that wasn't bad.
Speaker 5: I thought it was going to be really weird.
Speaker 2: That wasn't like eating in front of people.
Speaker 6: I certainly don't, right, you know, I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was ready as I was ready to bury him.
Speaker 5: That's not that weird. Am I the only one?
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a weird looking dude, but so am I.
Speaker 3: It was how he was holding the French fry for
Speaker 3: a while there.
Speaker 6: That was.
Speaker 2: When I found it. When I did that monster energy
Speaker 2: taste test, I look weird drinking from a straw.
Speaker 6: I'll never do that on camera.
Speaker 2: Sure, yep, I look mildly sexual when I'm drinking from
Speaker 2: a stroke.
Speaker 5: That's hot, all right, So free advice to everybody at
Speaker 5: McDonald's corporate.
Speaker 6: No muck bang videos with the CEO this week.
Speaker 2: Let's muck bang any let's not.
Speaker 6: Let's not have him eat on camera.
Speaker 5: For Andrew the Giant, you guys are familiar with that,
Speaker 5: he goes rip Andre the Giant. Andre the Giant was
Speaker 5: drafted into the French army in nineteen sixty five.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that. Wow, they didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it might have been automatic back then.
Speaker 5: But he couldn't enlist because they didn't have shoes that
Speaker 5: were big enough, bunks that were long enough, or trenches
Speaker 5: that were deep enough.
Speaker 2: My god, that is a huge bitch do you know
Speaker 2: what else is weird about that? I was just listening
Speaker 2: to a podcast Roald Dahl. Yeah, familiar, the guy who
Speaker 2: wrote Willy Wonka and James and giant stuff like that.
Speaker 2: He was six foot six.
Speaker 6: Did not know that he flew for the Royal Air Force.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch, and got shot down a number
Speaker 2: of times, to the point where they took him out
Speaker 2: of the Air Force because his head stuck up above
Speaker 2: the windshield and the plane.
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, how does that even happen?
Speaker 5: If I want you to say, like, how about you
Speaker 5: just don't get to go up in the plane.
Speaker 8: Here's like when they're dragging Kareem out of the cockpit
Speaker 8: there from the airport.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. So they put him, they took him
Speaker 2: out of the Royal air Force core and they put
Speaker 2: him in the m I six with the guy who
Speaker 2: wrote James Bond. So Roald Dahl and and the guy
Speaker 2: who wrote James Bond, we're both in m I six
Speaker 2: at the same time during World War Two.
Speaker 6: I'm blanking on that guy's name.
Speaker 2: If you said it, I know, damn it. Anyway, as
Speaker 2: we looked at.
Speaker 6: Something brad not not Bradbury, the hell was that guy's name.
Speaker 6: I think that did.
Speaker 2: Fleming and and Roald Dahl's job, I kid you not.
Speaker 2: At one point in m I six was was to
Speaker 2: seduce American women whose husbands could talk could get the
Speaker 2: United States into World War two, so he would go
Speaker 2: and have an affair with a wife whose husband had
Speaker 2: something to do with the United States getting involved in
Speaker 2: WORL War two.
Speaker 5: So is there a chance that Diana Rossini's just trying
Speaker 5: to start World War three?
Speaker 6: That could be.
Speaker 3: Zero.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it did in Vrabel's house.
Speaker 3: Well, you got to have some serious to be able
Speaker 3: to pull that off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, some serious games.
Speaker 2: Six foot six.
Speaker 6: Though you walk in, you're already like above the rest.
Speaker 5: Hey, roll Doll, nice name, by the way, But number two,
Speaker 5: we're gonna have to ask you to sleep with.
Speaker 6: A whole bunch of people. Fine, I guess, I guess
Speaker 6: for our country. The country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just not as long as I don't have to
Speaker 2: deal with their chocolate factory.
Speaker 5: You guys like Taco Bell, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, speaking of
Speaker 5: their nuggets, their Diablo dusted crispy chicken nuggets arrive later
Speaker 5: this week.
Speaker 6: Come on, I didn't. But that's just very very spicy,
Speaker 6: is at the idea.
Speaker 3: To believe that's the Diablo nominated tacos. Just stick with that.
Speaker 3: Two in the morning, let's go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, leave the chicken to the pros, which is raising
Speaker 5: canes right right. I do wish I've got all rush
Speaker 5: canes this weekend.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wish every place was open late
Speaker 2: on weekends. There's nothing worse than driving home from a
Speaker 2: gig and only having one choice same.
Speaker 5: That's why a lot of the I was playing cards
Speaker 5: over the weekend and a lot of the spots on
Speaker 5: the way home closed. But canes open till one really
Speaker 5: hit it up at like twelve forty was the best.
Speaker 5: The one on the grove, the one that's uh, what
Speaker 5: is it is that Brooklyn, the one that's off of
Speaker 5: six ten.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right right right right open till one.
Speaker 2: No kidding, boy, they got everything right there in the
Speaker 2: little area.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Man, late night canes hits hard. That's a great idea.
Speaker 6: It was awesome.
Speaker 8: Nothing worse though. On a Sunday you really want to
Speaker 8: go get some Chick fil A. Yeah, they happen, happen,
Speaker 8: it happens. We try and you're like, oh man, the
Speaker 8: line's so little, this is gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: We were in Vegas last week and uh well, walk
Speaker 1: to in and out and it was closed because it
Speaker 1: was Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was shot this year by how many places
Speaker 2: were closed on Easter Sunday. It just seemed like that
Speaker 2: we're way more than normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I tried to go Target. I told you guys this
Speaker 2: last week. I tried to go Target. It was close.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's not legal. Target's got to be open.
Speaker 2: I got to clean my bum.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Find people that don't like Easter and have them
Speaker 6: work on Sunday. Yeah, not that tough. Come on Target,
Speaker 6: not that tough. It's it's not that tough.
Speaker 5: Get in there throwing a maroon ish looking shirt, right,
Speaker 5: and your throwing a gopher shirt and tell everybody it's
Speaker 5: red and.
Speaker 6: Let's call it a day. Yeah, come on now, let
Speaker 6: me save my five percent. Let me go home. Still
Speaker 6: love that red card?
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 6: Save me a fortune over the years.
Speaker 5: A man in Florida is going viral because he went
Speaker 5: on a rant on social media about he went to
Speaker 5: outback steakhouse and ordered a chicken salad and a glass
Speaker 5: of water and it was twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: And he says that in the name steakhouse getting chicken,
Speaker 5: and he said quote, So I was brutally reminded why
Speaker 5: I don't go out to eat anymore. Right, twenty five
Speaker 5: dollars for a chicken, salads too much?
Speaker 2: And water?
Speaker 6: He drank water. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also in Vegas, I went to uh one of my
Speaker 1: favorite spots, out back steakhouse, right, and it was more
Speaker 1: expensive there than the restaurant I had lunch at in
Speaker 1: the Venetian the next day.
Speaker 6: God real, where is there an outback on the strip?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: On the strip?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: Two of them?
Speaker 1: There's one on the southern side by like the Coca
Speaker 1: Cola store. Oh, and then there's another one in the
Speaker 1: upstairs part of Casino Royale.
Speaker 5: No wonder, I haven't seen that one come home stairs?
Speaker 6: Who goes to upstairs at Casino Royale.
Speaker 1: I know it's a wonderful little spot, but what else
Speaker 1: is up three ninety nine foot long hot dog, an
Speaker 1: old Billy Hill's sports book.
Speaker 2: Look on no Hands?
Speaker 1: That costs you more than three nine for that.
Speaker 2: The show's almost over, so you're never gonna be able
Speaker 2: to see today. But Court, you're gonna love this so much.
Speaker 2: I just sent you video on YouTube of a guy
Speaker 2: being attacked by a polar bear. Go On, he is
Speaker 2: inside of a glass. I've seen that, I've never seen him.
Speaker 2: He gets batted around for like forty minutes. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: bear wants to eat him so bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's it's thinking of it's the equivalent of a
Speaker 5: shark cage. It's a like a glass and steel kind
Speaker 5: of like not but yeah, enclosure. So it's it's completely
Speaker 5: open in terms of a vision, so anything can see
Speaker 5: in there's right, and the bear season and just bats
Speaker 5: it around for like forty minutes.
Speaker 6: He wants in. The bears like, I want to eat you.
Speaker 2: He can't believe he can't eat him.
Speaker 6: Right, He's very frustrated the glass. He's like starving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, polar bear is one of the only animals on
Speaker 5: the planet that true see us as food and they
Speaker 5: want to eat us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants it.
Speaker 6: He wants it.
Speaker 5: So that's that's the equivalent of putting that goat in
Speaker 5: the t rex enclosure and just chaining it up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the t rex goes and eats it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but Bear's like, I don't understand why I'm not
Speaker 10: currently getting this.
Speaker 6: He's very frustrated.
Speaker 3: That guy had a completely soil.
Speaker 2: And it's kind of cute until you think about the
Speaker 2: fact that the bear's trying to eat them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, not again, not like a shark that will
Speaker 5: bump the cage, going what's going on in there? Sharks
Speaker 5: are truly just curious, like is this food? That bear
Speaker 5: is one hundred percent sure everything? Oh, this is food.
Speaker 5: I just can't get in there. And why can't I
Speaker 5: get in there?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: It's a it's a fun wash times. You don't have
Speaker 6: to watch all forty minutes. You can just watch for thirty.
Speaker 5: To sixty seconds and get the gist of it.
Speaker 2: But man, it's the one I sent you is a
Speaker 2: short one.
Speaker 5: It's I would not want to be in there for
Speaker 5: sixty seconds, even if you feel safe. It's he's he's
Speaker 5: a gen'al a foot away and trying to get in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a coke ready to go, just to
Speaker 2: wash you down.
Speaker 3: It's so a durable for the holidays.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's so adorable right now that bear's looking at
Speaker 10: that dude like this is like the top.
Speaker 6: Floor of Casino Royale.
Speaker 3: I'm starving?
Speaker 6: Must you? An American treasure.
Speaker 3: Are you guys?
Speaker 6: See your body must It's your turn to pick. Buddy,
Speaker 6: it's your turn to pick. It's your turn, must pick.
Speaker 2: Finish wiping in.
Speaker 5: Anytime, Buddy, it's your turn.
Speaker 6: That's a pretty good impression of yourself.
Speaker 10: Ninety noon is next Powers It returns tomorrow at five
Speaker 10: thirty to nine.
Speaker 6: Seen, I already have a running for day.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great day. Go get it.