Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: Have a thing that I would like to bring up
Speaker 2: here right now, and I would like to ask you, guys,
Speaker 2: who do you side with? Do you side with me,
Speaker 2: the lovely host of this radio show, or do you
Speaker 2: side with my wife on this one? Because we're in
Speaker 2: a little bit of a dispute, Chelsea, and we got
Speaker 2: something what's going on?
Speaker 1: You know what, you're an ass kisser.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, it's definitely prettier than mine. I
Speaker 2: have always heard the classic argument, guys, leaving the toilet
Speaker 2: set up is not good. You got to put the
Speaker 2: toilet seed down. But Chelsea hit me with something that
Speaker 2: I never heard of before. She says that when you
Speaker 2: flush the toilet, both the seat which is what you
Speaker 2: sit on, you know, the thing that women want down
Speaker 2: because they don't want to fall into the toilet, especially
Speaker 2: at night if it's.
Speaker 1: Dark, and the lid have to be down.
Speaker 2: And then she says that when you leave the toilet,
Speaker 2: the lid has to remain down because that's just how
Speaker 2: it is. So I want you to think about this
Speaker 2: for a second. She wants me to put the seat
Speaker 2: down after I peek, because I stand up to pee
Speaker 2: sometimes sometimes I sit down to peak. She wants me
Speaker 2: to close the lid then flush, and her reasoning is
Speaker 2: she says that toilet particles will go throughout the air
Speaker 2: if I don't do it that way. And so she
Speaker 2: has been now getting on me because we have a
Speaker 2: couple of bathrooms that I use. One is our bedroom bathroom,
Speaker 2: and then the other one is I'll use the guest
Speaker 2: bathroom that we have, which is just the toilet in
Speaker 2: a room with a a sink and a towel and stuff,
Speaker 2: because it's close to the TV. And she says that
Speaker 2: it is now become one of her most annoying things,
Speaker 2: more annoying than even my chewing that I don't put
Speaker 2: the actual lid.
Speaker 1: Down when you leave the bathroom when I leave the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I agree with that one. You think the lid has
Speaker 1: to be down all the time.
Speaker 3: I feel like the lid should be down because you
Speaker 3: don't want to go into a bathroom and just see
Speaker 3: like the pot.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see it.
Speaker 3: I just think it looks neater. I think it looks
Speaker 3: neaterer to just have the lid down, so yours is
Speaker 3: presentation minus presentation. And also to keep my dog from
Speaker 3: drinking the water. So it's twofold. Now I understand the
Speaker 3: closing the lid when you flush. However, I will be
Speaker 3: very honest, and I've heard the poop particles story. Blah
Speaker 3: blah blah.
Speaker 1: I keep my.
Speaker 3: Lid up because I got to see and make sure
Speaker 3: that everything goes down.
Speaker 1: No, just do that and then I put it down.
Speaker 2: We've always been taught as kids when we wave goodbye
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: Right, wasn't that the thing?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, And we didn't have the information.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you have been seeing like them
Speaker 5: AI animation videos. That's where I first learned this poop
Speaker 5: particle thing. And I've only been doing this for like
Speaker 5: a month. But they say when you flush it, if
Speaker 5: you leave it open, it's dispersed. The you control what
Speaker 5: you can control. I'm shutting it and then after it's
Speaker 5: you know, dispersed, and when where it's going.
Speaker 1: They I'll check it. I don't even check it.
Speaker 5: I check you before I flush like I do do
Speaker 5: and just look at you like I did this morning.
Speaker 3: What what if there's like a big streak and then
Speaker 3: you've got some You've got a girl coming over and
Speaker 3: Shels come.
Speaker 1: Up, Joey, what do you think to be dirty before
Speaker 1: the end?
Speaker 4: Sorry, Mojo, but Chelsea is a million percent right. It
Speaker 4: has been It has been proven. They have done multiple
Speaker 4: studies on it that just when you flush with the
Speaker 4: toilet open, with the lid not closed, it does. It
Speaker 4: fills the air and everything around it. So if you
Speaker 4: have your toothbrush sitting there on the bathroom counter and
Speaker 4: your flushing with your toilet lid open, it's getting.
Speaker 1: Poop on it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we don't have it in one bathroom. There's
Speaker 2: no toilet or toothbrushes in there. It's in our half bath,
Speaker 2: in the half bath exactly.
Speaker 4: Well, toothbrush or not, you're still covering your bathroom with
Speaker 4: poop particles.
Speaker 1: But if I'm not pooping, it's it's pee.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to what when you're pooping, you're coating
Speaker 3: in the bathroom and poop particles if it comes out
Speaker 3: at a rapid speed, guess what particles? That was my
Speaker 3: day yesterday.
Speaker 1: People. Let me tell you Genan, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Hey, Mojo, So I'm with Kevin before I hear anything,
Speaker 6: it's always Chelsea.
Speaker 7: Chelsea is always right.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's not nice to to do. What's going on, Porsche?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 7: Hey Mojoe on good morning everybody. Real quick. Years ago,
Speaker 7: I saw this little study thing when I put like
Speaker 7: some tissue paper over the toilet and it closed the
Speaker 7: lad to the flush and you can see all.
Speaker 1: The the stuff on the tissue paper.
Speaker 7: That came out of the toilet colored water. Yeah, it
Speaker 7: was gross, so being I've been closing it because it's
Speaker 7: like poop particles everywhere.
Speaker 5: But the last caller said something about what if the
Speaker 5: streak or something like that.
Speaker 7: They got these Clorox tablets. All you put it in
Speaker 7: the back where the water goes.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love those. It would put blue water in there.
Speaker 8: Right, No, it's not even blue.
Speaker 7: It's just like it just chlorinates the water so that
Speaker 7: when it flushes, not le.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something. Sometimes there's those stubborn ones
Speaker 3: that leave a mark even if you have those tablets.
Speaker 4: Trust me, I got a husband that.
Speaker 3: You always have to check.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you for the call.
Speaker 6: We love you too.
Speaker 2: Hold on these next couple of colors. I like the names.
Speaker 2: I've got Dallas and Kansas on the phone with us. Right,
Speaker 2: did you like where would you like to go?
Speaker 1: To first. Let's go to Dallas first. We're going to
Speaker 1: Dallas first. What's up, Dallas?
Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 1: What do you think Dallas? Who's right in this case?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: I can't listen.
Speaker 6: I don't want to say your own mojoke because I
Speaker 6: like you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: But as a man that even lived by himself, always
Speaker 6: let the plow, the seat down and the lid.
Speaker 7: I do it out of respect for women, because you know, you.
Speaker 1: Never know when you get a visitor. Oh man, you know,
Speaker 1: say a lot of girls.
Speaker 2: Coming over, you might you must get some ass, don't you.
Speaker 6: I mean, I have a daughter, you know I'm dating
Speaker 6: or whatever. But yeah, sit on the rim of that nasty.
Speaker 1: He's what did he say? He did?
Speaker 2: He's I just Zach said he said the the P word.
Speaker 8: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know real quick, Dallas
Speaker 8: for a second, if I was because you said, as
Speaker 8: a single guy, if I'm a single guy, I am
Speaker 8: doing everything opposite of what Chelsea wanted me to do.
Speaker 2: Why my house is going to be a literal really
Speaker 2: a bio hazard zone.
Speaker 6: I want to live like that common man. I do
Speaker 6: find that very common when friends you.
Speaker 2: Know that Chelsea wants to get rid of our couch
Speaker 2: because it's too comfortable and I lay on it all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: She wants the night there too.
Speaker 2: She wants right, she wants to get She wants to
Speaker 2: get the most uncomfortable couch in the world so that
Speaker 2: I won't sit on it. She wants me to stand
Speaker 2: about the bed man right, Thank you, Dallas.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's go to Kansas. Now, what's up Kansas?
Speaker 4: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: My son and I are and my adult son and
Speaker 3: I are in the car on the way to work, and.
Speaker 1: We were both yelling at the radio. What's like you
Speaker 1: have to flush the toilet your your wife is always right?
Speaker 8: What leave it shut?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: By the way, what's your son's name, Connecticut? Alex al
Speaker 1: His name is actually Alex.
Speaker 2: Like your mom is raising you to be hand packed.
Speaker 2: That's what she's doing right now. Oh, she's raising I'm.
Speaker 4: Raising you to be a hen pecked. Y's wild going
Speaker 4: to be but he's gonna make a happy woman.
Speaker 1: The real but Mojo two particles are real.
Speaker 4: It's all kinds of TV studies.
Speaker 3: Everybody's already sold my thunder, But long time love y'all would.
Speaker 1: Imagine what kind of hell particles are in Bianca's house
Speaker 1: with Duke running around with that poop way too much yesterday.
Speaker 2: I actually want to full disclosure. I do that with
Speaker 2: wipe piece.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I have to.
Speaker 2: I do not put the toilet because it will clock
Speaker 2: the toilet.
Speaker 1: You can't for those that miss that.
Speaker 3: But there's a there's an order. You wipe, you wipe,
Speaker 3: you wipey, and then you wipe and then.
Speaker 1: Yes, you wipey at the end.
Speaker 5: If you wipe your ass so it's paining you throw
Speaker 5: it into totally.
Speaker 3: You can't with white peace. Yes, it literally says do
Speaker 3: not flesh. No, it doesn't. Why doesn't I don't know
Speaker 3: it for you to need rodo Ruder on your homes.
Speaker 3: I'm in an apartment. It ain't my problem at this point.
Speaker 2: Thomas has a solution of how I can get along
Speaker 2: with my wife.
Speaker 1: What's that? Thomas?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think you guys should just use separate bathrooms.
Speaker 7: And that was the only time you need to be
Speaker 7: in the in the bathroom, it looks like you have to.
Speaker 2: I recommended that. I've recommended that. The Only problem is
Speaker 2: she wants me to using the one in the basement.
Speaker 2: I'd have to go all the way downstairs to go
Speaker 2: do my thing. But yeah, I agree with you. Separate
Speaker 2: bathrooms is a great idea.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because the other thing I thought about too, is
Speaker 7: say she puts the seat down after she do because
Speaker 7: you sit down on the toilet and I'll be pop
Speaker 7: particles on the toilet. Letter I'll touch on your back.
Speaker 2: So I mean, are you putting your back on the
Speaker 2: back of the toilet, you're longing.
Speaker 5: I'm oh, yeah for lounging taking our leg out. If
Speaker 5: you never had your leg out and I got touched
Speaker 5: my back to what are right now?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll be like, why.
Speaker 6: Really not?
Speaker 1: You're not You're not doodling right.
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to sit on the toilet, for especially women.
Speaker 3: It's not good for a pelvic floor.
Speaker 1: Well I don't have a pelvic floor. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: good for your wreckdom.
Speaker 3: You never lean back and never ever has my back
Speaker 3: touched my edward.
Speaker 1: You got it. I'll be sitting on the bathroom for
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, I'll be moving around my butt trying to
Speaker 1: get the turns out and everything.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you unnecessary comment, but thank you that I
Speaker 3: should have dumb that dumb Yeah, but literally.
Speaker 2: Uh, Kevin Cavin, you and I when we're on that toilet,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's young, it's too much.
Speaker 2: We're relaxing on that toilet, so we are getting ourselves.
Speaker 1: Particles all over our beds. We all need smit of
Speaker 1: selfie today the toilet. Let's go