WEBVTT - Put The Lid Down 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a thing that I would like to bring up

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<v Speaker 2>here right now, and I would like to ask you, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>who do you side with? Do you side with me,

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<v Speaker 2>the lovely host of this radio show, or do you

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<v Speaker 2>side with my wife on this one? Because we're in

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a dispute, Chelsea, and we got

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<v Speaker 2>something what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you're an ass kisser.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what, it's definitely prettier than mine. I

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<v Speaker 2>have always heard the classic argument, guys, leaving the toilet

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<v Speaker 2>set up is not good. You got to put the

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<v Speaker 2>toilet seed down. But Chelsea hit me with something that

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard of before. She says that when you

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<v Speaker 2>flush the toilet, both the seat which is what you

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<v Speaker 2>sit on, you know, the thing that women want down

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<v Speaker 2>because they don't want to fall into the toilet, especially

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<v Speaker 2>at night if it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Dark, and the lid have to be down.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she says that when you leave the toilet,

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<v Speaker 2>the lid has to remain down because that's just how

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<v Speaker 2>it is. So I want you to think about this

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<v Speaker 2>for a second. She wants me to put the seat

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<v Speaker 2>down after I peek, because I stand up to pee

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes sometimes I sit down to peak. She wants me

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<v Speaker 2>to close the lid then flush, and her reasoning is

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<v Speaker 2>she says that toilet particles will go throughout the air

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't do it that way. And so she

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<v Speaker 2>has been now getting on me because we have a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of bathrooms that I use. One is our bedroom bathroom,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the other one is I'll use the guest

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom that we have, which is just the toilet in

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<v Speaker 2>a room with a a sink and a towel and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's close to the TV. And she says that

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<v Speaker 2>it is now become one of her most annoying things,

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<v Speaker 2>more annoying than even my chewing that I don't put

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<v Speaker 2>the actual lid.

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<v Speaker 1>Down when you leave the bathroom when I leave the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with that one. You think the lid has

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<v Speaker 1>to be down all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the lid should be down because you

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to go into a bathroom and just see

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<v Speaker 3>like the pot.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it looks neater. I think it looks

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<v Speaker 3>neaterer to just have the lid down, so yours is

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<v Speaker 3>presentation minus presentation. And also to keep my dog from

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<v Speaker 3>drinking the water. So it's twofold. Now I understand the

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<v Speaker 3>closing the lid when you flush. However, I will be

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<v Speaker 3>very honest, and I've heard the poop particles story. Blah

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep my.

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<v Speaker 3>Lid up because I got to see and make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that everything goes down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just do that and then I put it down.

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<v Speaker 2>We've always been taught as kids when we wave goodbye

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, wasn't that the thing?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, And we didn't have the information.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you have been seeing like them

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<v Speaker 5>AI animation videos. That's where I first learned this poop

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<v Speaker 5>particle thing. And I've only been doing this for like

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<v Speaker 5>a month. But they say when you flush it, if

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<v Speaker 5>you leave it open, it's dispersed. The you control what

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<v Speaker 5>you can control. I'm shutting it and then after it's

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<v Speaker 5>you know, dispersed, and when where it's going.

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<v Speaker 1>They I'll check it. I don't even check it.

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<v Speaker 5>I check you before I flush like I do do

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<v Speaker 5>and just look at you like I did this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>What what if there's like a big streak and then

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<v Speaker 3>you've got some You've got a girl coming over and

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<v Speaker 3>Shels come.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, Joey, what do you think to be dirty before

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<v Speaker 1>the end?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, Mojo, but Chelsea is a million percent right. It

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<v Speaker 4>has been It has been proven. They have done multiple

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<v Speaker 4>studies on it that just when you flush with the

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<v Speaker 4>toilet open, with the lid not closed, it does. It

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<v Speaker 4>fills the air and everything around it. So if you

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<v Speaker 4>have your toothbrush sitting there on the bathroom counter and

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<v Speaker 4>your flushing with your toilet lid open, it's getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Poop on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, we don't have it in one bathroom. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no toilet or toothbrushes in there. It's in our half bath,

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<v Speaker 2>in the half bath exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, toothbrush or not, you're still covering your bathroom with

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<v Speaker 4>poop particles.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I'm not pooping, it's it's pee.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just going to what when you're pooping, you're coating

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<v Speaker 3>in the bathroom and poop particles if it comes out

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<v Speaker 3>at a rapid speed, guess what particles? That was my

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<v Speaker 3>day yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>People. Let me tell you Genan, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Mojo, So I'm with Kevin before I hear anything,

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<v Speaker 6>it's always Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 7>Chelsea is always right.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, that's not nice to to do. What's going on, Porsche?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey Mojoe on good morning everybody. Real quick. Years ago,

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<v Speaker 7>I saw this little study thing when I put like

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<v Speaker 7>some tissue paper over the toilet and it closed the

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<v Speaker 7>lad to the flush and you can see all.

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<v Speaker 1>The the stuff on the tissue paper.

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<v Speaker 7>That came out of the toilet colored water. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 7>was gross, so being I've been closing it because it's

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<v Speaker 7>like poop particles everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>But the last caller said something about what if the

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<v Speaker 5>streak or something like that.

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<v Speaker 7>They got these Clorox tablets. All you put it in

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<v Speaker 7>the back where the water goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I love those. It would put blue water in there.

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<v Speaker 8>Right, No, it's not even blue.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just like it just chlorinates the water so that

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<v Speaker 7>when it flushes, not le.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you something. Sometimes there's those stubborn ones

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<v Speaker 3>that leave a mark even if you have those tablets.

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<v Speaker 4>Trust me, I got a husband that.

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<v Speaker 3>You always have to check.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, thank you for the call.

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<v Speaker 6>We love you too.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on these next couple of colors. I like the names.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Dallas and Kansas on the phone with us. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>did you like where would you like to go?

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<v Speaker 1>To first. Let's go to Dallas first. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas first. What's up, Dallas?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Guys?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think Dallas? Who's right in this case?

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<v Speaker 7>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't listen.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to say your own mojoke because I

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<v Speaker 6>like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>But as a man that even lived by himself, always

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<v Speaker 6>let the plow, the seat down and the lid.

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<v Speaker 7>I do it out of respect for women, because you know, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Never know when you get a visitor. Oh man, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>say a lot of girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming over, you might you must get some ass, don't you.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I have a daughter, you know I'm dating

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<v Speaker 6>or whatever. But yeah, sit on the rim of that nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>He's what did he say? He did?

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<v Speaker 2>He's I just Zach said he said the the P word.

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<v Speaker 8>But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know real quick, Dallas

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<v Speaker 8>for a second, if I was because you said, as

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<v Speaker 8>a single guy, if I'm a single guy, I am

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<v Speaker 8>doing everything opposite of what Chelsea wanted me to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Why my house is going to be a literal really

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<v Speaker 2>a bio hazard zone.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to live like that common man. I do

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<v Speaker 6>find that very common when friends you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know that Chelsea wants to get rid of our couch

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<v Speaker 2>because it's too comfortable and I lay on it all

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants the night there too.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants right, she wants to get She wants to

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<v Speaker 2>get the most uncomfortable couch in the world so that

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<v Speaker 2>I won't sit on it. She wants me to stand

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<v Speaker 2>about the bed man right, Thank you, Dallas.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's go to Kansas. Now, what's up Kansas?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>My son and I are and my adult son and

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<v Speaker 3>I are in the car on the way to work, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We were both yelling at the radio. What's like you

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<v Speaker 1>have to flush the toilet your your wife is always right?

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<v Speaker 8>What leave it shut?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, what's your son's name, Connecticut? Alex al

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<v Speaker 1>His name is actually Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Like your mom is raising you to be hand packed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she's doing right now. Oh, she's raising I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Raising you to be a hen pecked. Y's wild going

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<v Speaker 4>to be but he's gonna make a happy woman.

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<v Speaker 1>The real but Mojo two particles are real.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all kinds of TV studies.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's already sold my thunder, But long time love y'all would.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine what kind of hell particles are in Bianca's house

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<v Speaker 1>with Duke running around with that poop way too much yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually want to full disclosure. I do that with

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<v Speaker 2>wipe piece.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? I have to.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not put the toilet because it will clock

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't for those that miss that.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a there's an order. You wipe, you wipe,

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<v Speaker 3>you wipey, and then you wipe and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you wipey at the end.

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<v Speaker 5>If you wipe your ass so it's paining you throw

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<v Speaker 5>it into totally.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't with white peace. Yes, it literally says do

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<v Speaker 3>not flesh. No, it doesn't. Why doesn't I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>it for you to need rodo Ruder on your homes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in an apartment. It ain't my problem at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Thomas has a solution of how I can get along

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<v Speaker 2>with my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? Thomas?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think you guys should just use separate bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 7>And that was the only time you need to be

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<v Speaker 7>in the in the bathroom, it looks like you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>I recommended that. I've recommended that. The Only problem is

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<v Speaker 2>she wants me to using the one in the basement.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have to go all the way downstairs to go

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<v Speaker 2>do my thing. But yeah, I agree with you. Separate

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<v Speaker 2>bathrooms is a great idea.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, because the other thing I thought about too, is

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<v Speaker 7>say she puts the seat down after she do because

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<v Speaker 7>you sit down on the toilet and I'll be pop

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<v Speaker 7>particles on the toilet. Letter I'll touch on your back.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, are you putting your back on the

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<v Speaker 2>back of the toilet, you're longing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm oh, yeah for lounging taking our leg out. If

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<v Speaker 5>you never had your leg out and I got touched

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<v Speaker 5>my back to what are right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll be like, why.

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<v Speaker 6>Really not?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not You're not doodling right.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not supposed to sit on the toilet, for especially women.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not good for a pelvic floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I don't have a pelvic floor. Well, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>good for your wreckdom.

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<v Speaker 3>You never lean back and never ever has my back

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<v Speaker 3>touched my edward.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it. I'll be sitting on the bathroom for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes, I'll be moving around my butt trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get the turns out and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you unnecessary comment, but thank you that I

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<v Speaker 3>should have dumb that dumb Yeah, but literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, Kevin Cavin, you and I when we're on that toilet,

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<v Speaker 2>this is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, that's young, it's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>We're relaxing on that toilet, so we are getting ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Particles all over our beds. We all need smit of

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<v Speaker 1>selfie today the toilet. Let's go