WEBVTT - Mojo Almost Fainted 

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<v Speaker 1>Have you guys ever felt faint like you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to pass out at all? Yes, you have felt that

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<v Speaker 1>way when I When I laughed too hard, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I feel. It Really, my head get like super tight

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<v Speaker 1>and I just feel like I'm losing life. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's a great laugh though. So Saturday, I woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>I got coffee and there must be something with East

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<v Speaker 1>Lancing because we went to East Lansing. No, honestly, almost,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you. So went to East Lancing, checked

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<v Speaker 1>into the hotel. Chelsea went with Luke to go to

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<v Speaker 1>his fraternity house for Mom's Day and to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with him. And I just hung out at the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>for a little bit, and I was going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the uh school bookstore, the student union bookstore. There's

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<v Speaker 1>not that there's not a college bookstore. There's not a

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<v Speaker 1>college bookstore that I don't want to go to. Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>I found like ten things that you should be wearing

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<v Speaker 1>during your oh your game fashion. Oh yeah, I'm not buying.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm hanging out and I'd ran into a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of listeners and it got to a point where I

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<v Speaker 1>started not feeling great, Like all of a sudden, I

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<v Speaker 1>started feeling like faint, like my blood sugar, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of going off. And now, full disclosure, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on one of those weight loss shots and I had

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<v Speaker 1>only eaten like a little bit that morning. I woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>went Starbucks, got egg white bites and that's pretty much it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's all I had. And I'm kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there like, oh my god. Well, just as i'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing that, a group of listeners they have, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some of them are college students, some of them were

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<v Speaker 1>like the parents and stuff, came up and started talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me. And I'm standing there going, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna pass I think I'm gonna pass out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna pass out. And and I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, I need to like find like a candy

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<v Speaker 1>bar or something like something to eat. Yeah, exactly. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a Snicker's commercial. And I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>these people just keep on talking, keep on talking, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking the whole time going I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what they're saying, Like I'm not even paying attention. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to make sure that I'm still there. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I got done talking to them, and I said, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really not feeling great. I got to go find

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<v Speaker 1>something like a chocolate or something like that, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh no, no, no problem. They were like really helpful,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh my god, I wish I had something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so funny how women. I was like, I wish I

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<v Speaker 1>had a candy in my purse or whatever the deal is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny I would take candy from a stranger. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how bad it was. So I finally go and I

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<v Speaker 1>find a Milky Way bar, which when's the last time

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<v Speaker 1>that you actually ate a Milky Way bar? Low key?

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<v Speaker 1>But all I kept thinking to myself, and I'm eating

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<v Speaker 1>and thinking, oh my god, Like I'm like and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to catch my breath. But all I kept thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to myself was what if I passed out, like right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of these people, And next thing I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up at like Sparrow Hospital or something like

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<v Speaker 1>that one with somebody looking right over me. Has that

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<v Speaker 1>ever happened to somebody where they just passed out? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys ever passed out? You have to really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it was it was a like take kid

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<v Speaker 2>to work day and my stepdad at the time, he

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<v Speaker 2>was my stepdad, and he worked in an emergency room.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will never forget this. They I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be a doctor. So I was like so

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<v Speaker 2>into everything that they were doing. And they were putting

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<v Speaker 2>it's called an NG tube into this man, and so

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<v Speaker 2>basically it's this big, thick tube and it goes up

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<v Speaker 2>your nose and down your throat. And he was resisting, resisting, resisting,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think he had started to vomit at one point,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was screaming. And I saw this and I

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<v Speaker 2>just remember seeing like white spots and then I went

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<v Speaker 2>down on the ground. And then when I came to,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't think I could be a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe this is the right profession for me because

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<v Speaker 2>I just and I even now, it's so funny, like

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<v Speaker 2>I get very if I give blood. I'm fine with

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<v Speaker 2>needles and everything, but like if I give blood and

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<v Speaker 2>actually watch it, I start to feel that way again

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<v Speaker 2>where I feel very weak, like I can't even close

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<v Speaker 2>my hands, I start to sweat really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>That's uh the most recent I pass out a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>Do you really? Yeah, I think, well, there's a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of reasons. A lot of times when like I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>my period and I stand up too fast because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like losing blood or whatever, and then I stand up crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you imagine that wasn't the most recent time.

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<v Speaker 3>The most recent time I got asked to model in

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<v Speaker 3>a photo shoot for IV hydration thing. I also cannot

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<v Speaker 3>look at needles. I can get IV's all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>but I can't look at them. The photographer was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>now look down at your arm. As soon as I

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<v Speaker 3>saw it, it was with a bunch of nurses. They

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<v Speaker 3>all ran over and they're like, hold their head, make

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<v Speaker 3>her sniff this. But yeahs are not.

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<v Speaker 1>It for It's the worst feeling ever when you're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like going, oh god, this is not going good.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was at it was literally was at a

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<v Speaker 1>point where I ate that candy bar and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, I gotta find like some food food,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go upstairs. So if you've never been in

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<v Speaker 1>East Lands and they have a hotel, they're called the Graduate.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go upstairs to they have a rooftop restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>bar and it's really cool. It actually overlooks the city.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awesome, overlooks the stadium. And I'm sitting there and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like the bartenders like talking to me. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I need food. I need food now. Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>literally like, you know what's coming, like this is not good?

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<v Speaker 1>Like please, and she like something, I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>you got, Like, what's up, Mary? How you doing? High

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<v Speaker 1>morning mocho.

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<v Speaker 4>It happens all the time, even in the grocery store

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<v Speaker 4>room for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you'll randomly just feel faint, yes, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>And I've been like watching all the different places that

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<v Speaker 4>I go to, like even Costcos.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I have to leave Costco.

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<v Speaker 4>But I spoke to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>So I spoke to the doctor about that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he told me what it's anxiety an mighty interesting. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if I mean that could play a part. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like it was maybe my fact that I hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>eaten much. But I can see it because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you feel a little anxious. I was a little nervous

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<v Speaker 1>with Chelsea leaving, like I didn't want her to get hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will tell you though, that that would be

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<v Speaker 1>the wildest to be at Costco waiting for samples and

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<v Speaker 1>the lady next to me passes out. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I have hers? What's up? Alice, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Heyy, I'm good, Thanks for asking.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? You know what? I'm doing so much

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<v Speaker 1>better than I was this weekend, Alice, Yeah, it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 4>It, so you probably have blow blood sugar. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>To tell Anna her sounds like she's a demon and.

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<v Speaker 4>Tak an iron fill every day and she'll be feeling

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<v Speaker 4>lots better.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if is that something you check with a

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<v Speaker 1>doctor on? Probably right, but would they know that if

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<v Speaker 1>you had uh, I guess a blood. Did you have

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<v Speaker 1>insurance before here or no? Now? Do you have insurance now? Though? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Not until November first?

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<v Speaker 1>Will we make you? We make people?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really, well, you better go to the doctors. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my chochondriac too, so she's gonna pass out right next

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Will you help her now? Of course? What's up, Susanne?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning, team. I pass out often as well,

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<v Speaker 4>and one of the worst. I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 4>but one of the worst ones. I had just flown

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<v Speaker 4>in early into Denver from a long conference week, picked

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<v Speaker 4>up some McDonald's part way into the mountains, and then

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<v Speaker 4>about an hour in I started not feeling well, and

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a sign exit half mile and I remember

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<v Speaker 4>nothing else after that in the mountains, so you understand, Shannon.

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<v Speaker 4>And I started hitting like the guard rails that keep

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<v Speaker 4>you on one side, but I thought I was on

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<v Speaker 4>the right side hitting those rumbles, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh cool, at least I'm on the shoulder. But I

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<v Speaker 4>was completely like dark. It was so strange at things.

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<v Speaker 4>But I ended up waking up looking at cards coming

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<v Speaker 4>eastbound at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it an altitude thing or a blood sugar thing.

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<v Speaker 4>This happens to me often. Sometimes I feel like it

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<v Speaker 4>is blood sugar. But sometimes it's just like I had

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<v Speaker 4>an accident. I fell off my horse one time and

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<v Speaker 4>I had a big not ride a butt my butt,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was driving to my daughter's softball game, and

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I'm going to pass out, But this time

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<v Speaker 4>I was smarter and I pulled over.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I waited for you know, I waited for the ugliness

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<v Speaker 4>to pass, and then I was like, Okay, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going to the softball game. And I drove myself to

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<v Speaker 4>the hospital at that time, and you know what, I

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<v Speaker 4>passed out again at the hospital, saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably shouldn't be driving. Are you not driving right now?

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<v Speaker 4>It's calling us not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's no, like I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good like you're passed out this many times? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out. Where do you drive? Please tell me you

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<v Speaker 1>don't drive the lodge?

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<v Speaker 4>I live in Colorado?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay my house? Could you imagine?

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<v Speaker 4>Very easy? But no, no, they sent me through all

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<v Speaker 4>the tests. I really thought they might take my life

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<v Speaker 4>into a way because there was so many in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>But they did not.

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<v Speaker 4>They made need to go through all the tests and

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<v Speaker 4>tried to make me pass out to see what my

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<v Speaker 4>body did was doing, and they really couldn't find anything.

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<v Speaker 4>So they really.

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<v Speaker 1>Means you're in the rocky mountains driving around and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden that happens to you. Man, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god you're okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You know I live in a small town now, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I just happen to be going from Denver to my

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<v Speaker 4>home which is near Abson.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, hey Colorado? Can we come visit sometimes?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god? Please the condo for you? It's a

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<v Speaker 4>three bedroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Too bad, you d m me on Instagram minutes from that.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful, don't don't do this to us. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>going to pass out. I come every summer.

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<v Speaker 4>I can take. I got friends at m Sabby girl, Sabby,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you got cowboy hats there?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Really okay, listen, I'll get you up to the bar

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<v Speaker 1>up there. Hey, now.

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<v Speaker 4>You know they have that upstairs bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Sand think how I've bought every hat.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten a little intoxicated.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar pass out right now. Thank you for the call, Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. You take care of yourself. I don't drive

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. Could you imagine being uh sexually with

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<v Speaker 1>Susanne and you're in the midst of love making and

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<v Speaker 1>she passes out on you. I bet that happens to people.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be a bad thing. I would think I

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<v Speaker 1>killed someone and you are you going to stop? You

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<v Speaker 1>have to stop? And I was just going to say why.

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<v Speaker 1>I would call the police and say I do not

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<v Speaker 1>want to be on a dateline episode