Speaker 1: Injured myself two weeks ago when I was carrying boxes
Speaker 1: and tripped over other boxes, landed on my left pinky
Speaker 1: finger and ring finger and bent it out of shape
Speaker 1: so bad. The pinky finger was like horribly mangled. And
Speaker 1: I pulled and I twisted and squeezed it and I
Speaker 1: felt it slide back into shape. It still hurts to
Speaker 1: this day. I went to Twin Cities ORTHOPEDICX the other day.
Speaker 1: Doctor Moser shout out. He said, it's fine, he said,
Speaker 1: rub some dirt on it and you'll be just fine.
Speaker 1: But Jenny also accident prone, so stupid.
Speaker 2: So I was going into my basement and there's not
Speaker 2: a light switch at the top of the stairs. It's
Speaker 2: only at the bottom, so the light to go into
Speaker 2: the basement doesn't get turned on until you're in the basement.
Speaker 2: So I'm mosying down there. All of a sudden, my
Speaker 2: foot hit something. I fly up into the air. My
Speaker 2: butt hits the last three stairs. Oh I could slide
Speaker 2: down the last three and I land so hard on
Speaker 2: my arm and I would like you guys to look
Speaker 2: at this bruise on my arm right here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: No, So I got not only rugburn, from sliding down
Speaker 2: the stairs.
Speaker 3: But the biggest bruise on my fore arm.
Speaker 1: Here's what it looks like. It's the size of the
Speaker 1: head of a golf club driver. Yeah, that's how big
Speaker 1: it is. If you take a golf club driver in
Speaker 1: part of the shaft, that's what it looks like on
Speaker 1: your arm.
Speaker 3: It looks like the milky Way.
Speaker 2: Oh, in my shock, I'm like, what the hell just happened.
Speaker 2: It's because the person I'm seeing just got me this
Speaker 2: like intense foam roller and I've thrown it down the
Speaker 2: stairs because that's where all my weights and stuff are
Speaker 2: and I totally forgot about that. But it landed on
Speaker 2: one of the final stairs. So as I'm hitting one
Speaker 2: of the last stairs, I hit the phone roller instead.
Speaker 1: No, just go up in the air.
Speaker 2: I land on my butt and then my arm hits
Speaker 2: the rest of the stairs going down. But it is
Speaker 2: super swollen. It's really bruised, and yeah, it's it's bad.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly shocked it didn't be worse.
Speaker 1: It might still get worse. I know it might, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was like the dumbest injury I've done
Speaker 2: in a while, because I mean, it wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 2: like I was paying attention.
Speaker 1: But so here's what I want to hear. I want
Speaker 1: to hear your story. We're gonna get play a game
Speaker 1: called er or not. You tell us what you did,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna guess whether you went to the er
Speaker 1: for it or not. Jenny did not go to r
Speaker 1: I did not go to the er for mine. But
Speaker 1: let me hear your story about I don't know. You
Speaker 1: were sledding and you got to the bottom of the
Speaker 1: hill and you hit a tree and you busted your
Speaker 1: lip wide open. It was pouring blood all over the snow.
Speaker 1: Did you go to the er or not. We'll listen
Speaker 1: to your story and we'll guess, and if we guess incorrectly,
Speaker 1: there'll be a little something extra in your paycheck this week.
Speaker 1: Is a little prize for you. Can't tell you what
Speaker 1: it is, but hope you know I'm kidding. We have
Speaker 1: no control over your paycheck whatsoever. Sixty five one nine
Speaker 1: eight nine kd WB. Tell us your er story and
Speaker 1: we'll guess your injury story, and we'll guess whether you
Speaker 1: went to the emergency room or not. Bailey, have you
Speaker 1: ever been at the emergency room?
Speaker 3: I have, indeed, because one time I did walk into
Speaker 3: one of my hand weights that was just sitting on
Speaker 3: the floor and I walked right into it and broke
Speaker 3: a bone, not just a toe because I've broken toes before,
Speaker 3: but broke a bone in my foot. And I thought,
Speaker 3: this hurts more than breaking toes because I've broken four
Speaker 3: toes in my life.
Speaker 1: And no, it was my foot. So I did go
Speaker 1: to the r for that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you do a woman like I walked
Speaker 3: into a weight? Oh?
Speaker 1: Were you working out? No? No, I wasn't. All right?
Speaker 1: What's your story? Call me six five one nine eight
Speaker 1: nine KDWB. If you somebody says post a photo of
Speaker 1: Jenny's bruce, did you put one online?
Speaker 2: I can I do, But that was actually before it
Speaker 2: like developed more so, there is one on my blog
Speaker 2: on Dave ryanshow dot com if you want to see it.
Speaker 2: But I can post one on my story and on
Speaker 2: the Dave Ryan story. So yeah, and see what it
Speaker 2: looks like. It looks it's pretty gnarly.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me grab a phone call here, we'll just
Speaker 1: go play for fun. Let's see what we got here
Speaker 1: at six five one nine KWB er or not Katelyn Hi, Kitlyn,
Speaker 1: good morning. Tell me your story. We'll guess whether you
Speaker 1: went to the emergency room or not.
Speaker 4: So I was along the lines with Jenny's. But I
Speaker 4: was at the top of my stairs and not one
Speaker 4: hundred percent sure what happened. But I was at the
Speaker 4: top one second, and the next second I was completely
Speaker 4: at the bottom on the landing and crawling my way
Speaker 4: back up the stairs.
Speaker 5: After that, what.
Speaker 1: Did you hurt.
Speaker 6: My butt?
Speaker 1: Your but I'm going to say, but I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: no emergency room visit. Yeah, I'm going to say, now,
Speaker 1: just like an embarrassment, shame and a bruise, did you
Speaker 1: go to the emergency room?
Speaker 4: I did because I could not stand Neil Stitch Paine
Speaker 4: and I was also I left this part out, but
Speaker 4: I was five and a half months pregnant.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should, Yes, thank you, Caitlin. Let's go to Emily. Emily,
Speaker 1: tell me your story. We'll guess whether you went to
Speaker 1: the emergency room.
Speaker 6: Hi am Hi.
Speaker 4: So when I was about two or three, me and
Speaker 4: my brother still took baths together, and when I was
Speaker 4: getting out of the bathtub, he pulled my leg and
Speaker 4: my chin hit the side of the bathtub.
Speaker 1: Oh blood, bruise, teeth, knocked out anything.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're telling me give it away.
Speaker 1: I think she went to the e R. She's three, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say she knocked out a couple of teeth and
Speaker 1: cut her lip. Bulp and yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: say er er.
Speaker 7: I did go to the R.
Speaker 4: I actually got like ten stitches underneath my chin.
Speaker 1: Do you still remember that?
Speaker 3: Because it was so long ago, if you're only three,
Speaker 3: do you still remember that?
Speaker 4: I don't remember it, but I can see the scar
Speaker 4: underneath my chin from the incident.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, thank you very much. Let's go to Francisco.
Speaker 1: Tell me your story. We'll guess Francisco whether you went
Speaker 1: to the ER or not.
Speaker 6: Yes, Hi, good morning everybody. So I used to work
Speaker 6: in a kitchen and we were prepping for the dinner
Speaker 6: rush and we were all running back and forth between
Speaker 6: the line and the back of the prep cook And
Speaker 6: when I was coming through the door, the table got
Speaker 6: bumped where the knives were, and uh, the knife was
Speaker 6: gonna fall on somebody that was coming through. So I
Speaker 6: grabbed the knife and I grabbed it so hard that
Speaker 6: you can see my knucklebone on one of my.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess you just rubbed some dirt on it,
Speaker 1: wrapped the kitchen towel around it, and got on with
Speaker 1: your day. No, you went to the emergency room.
Speaker 8: Yes, you know what, Dave, you had it there the
Speaker 8: first time. Yeah, I just wrapped it in a bunch
Speaker 8: of paper towels, put tape around it, and I kept cooking.
Speaker 1: Wow, amazing, amazing, You're you're my hero. Did you later,
Speaker 1: did you wish that you got to the er, like
Speaker 1: it didn't quite heel right or anything?
Speaker 8: No, Unfortunately, anybody that's listening that's worked in a kitchen,
Speaker 8: you know that you get hurt, you get burned, you
Speaker 8: get cut, you just wrap it up and ye open,
Speaker 8: stop bleeding and you keep cooking.
Speaker 1: Amazing, And that's so true.
Speaker 2: My dad was a chef for like forty two years.
Speaker 2: He came home with injuries all the time, never went
Speaker 2: to the er.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, that's amazing. Francisco, thank you very much, have
Speaker 1: a wonderful day. Let's do one more and we're going
Speaker 1: to move on with our lives, or we get some time, Grace.
Speaker 1: We're playing Emergency Room or Not. It's a new board
Speaker 1: game available at Games by James. Tell me your story. Well,
Speaker 1: guess whether you went to the er Grace.
Speaker 5: When I was eleven years old, they worked at a
Speaker 5: horse ranch and the trainer that was teaching us how
Speaker 5: to ride the horses found an old BB gun that
Speaker 5: he did not know was loaded, and he kept pumping
Speaker 5: it up and he ate it at my foot and
Speaker 5: he shot and there was a bullet in it and
Speaker 5: he went through the boot into my foot.
Speaker 1: Ooh gosh. Yeah. You pump those pump, pump, pump, and
Speaker 1: you can pump them up to like ten twelve and
Speaker 1: then it gets really hard to pump, so you can,
Speaker 1: you know you can, and then then you fire it
Speaker 1: at your friend's foot. I'm gonna say, yeah, you had
Speaker 1: to get that thing unimbedded from your foot. Emergency room, Bailey.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say emergency room as well, because that's a firearm, even.
Speaker 1: Though it's a b beat gun. Yeah, emergency room, Grace.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did go to the emergency room. But twist
Speaker 5: of the story, he was afraid to tell my parents
Speaker 5: and convinced me to say that I did it for myself,
Speaker 5: so he didn't tell them, and they did not remove
Speaker 5: the bullet because I was a child. My mom told
Speaker 5: us no, just leave it in there.
Speaker 3: So it's still in there now, still.
Speaker 6: In there now because it went into.
Speaker 5: The bone perfectly and the bone grew around it.
Speaker 3: Cool but cool, cool, like does that pick it up
Speaker 3: at TSA when you walk through BBB.
Speaker 5: It hasn't had that be a problem. But when it
Speaker 5: gets cold, I can feel it, and I've gone into
Speaker 5: the doctor and they say they could cut the bone
Speaker 5: open and take it out, and I'm just too afraid to.
Speaker 4: Do all that.
Speaker 1: Blame. Wow, it's a great story. Wow, thank you, Grace,
Speaker 1: have a good day. All right, one more it's Amber
Speaker 1: emergency room or not Amber. Let's hear your story. We
Speaker 1: will guess then whether you went to the emergency room
Speaker 1: high Amber him.
Speaker 7: Okay, when I was about twelve years old or so,
Speaker 7: I was roller bleeding down the hill and I did
Speaker 7: an uneven part of the sidewalk and I fell and
Speaker 7: I knocked myself unconscious and I knocked out three teeth
Speaker 7: in the front.
Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, that's yeah, emergency room involving teeth and unconscious.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, yes, you did go to the er. Jenny,
Speaker 1: how old did you say?
Speaker 5: You were?
Speaker 7: About twelve?
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to say no, because welleth So, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say no, and you just went to the
Speaker 2: dentist eventually or whatever orthodontis, whoever you need to go to.
Speaker 4: That would be correct.
Speaker 7: I did not go to the emergency.
Speaker 1: Room, Wowz Louise.
Speaker 7: My grandmother nurse and my mom works in the healthcare,
Speaker 7: so they kind of just monitored me all night and
Speaker 7: I did not go to school for about a week
Speaker 7: and half two weeks until I was able to get
Speaker 7: into the emergency tyst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I went. When to go to school with
Speaker 1: no teeth? Yeah? How embarrassing? Yeah, oh my gosh. Great.
Speaker 3: Love it when you go in though, and they're like, well,
Speaker 3: we can't do anything, and you're like, cool, I guess
Speaker 3: I'll just go home then and then get a bill
Speaker 3: for eight hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 1: Thanks Amber, have a great day than you. Bye bye.
Speaker 1: It's Katie able to be