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Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 6: I have a new belt because my old belt looked
Speaker 6: like it was tortured on Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: But a belt for a fat guy serves a different purpose.
Speaker 6: A thin person wears a belt to hold up their pants.
Speaker 2: These pants aren't going anywhere. It's just a mini equator.
Speaker 6: Separating the northern hemisphere from the southern blob. And the
Speaker 6: wider the belt, the greater the illusion. That's just science.
Speaker 6: That's why Santa Claus. Santa's belt is like a conveyor belt.
Speaker 6: It's not even holding up his pants, it's keeping his
Speaker 6: jacket closed.
Speaker 2: And we're leaving cookies out for that slob.
Speaker 6: Of course, Santa wear suspenders under his coat.
Speaker 2: Suspenders.
Speaker 5: The last stop for the fat guy.
Speaker 2: Sweet.
Speaker 7: Morning Show Fab twenty six of twenty twenty six, Sauce.
Speaker 7: When you get over there with the bowl in this spoon,
Speaker 7: when he's going out in the door for.
Speaker 2: Him, it's say, as I E bowl I got Jesus?
Speaker 2: Is that your new thing? Now? Yeah? Are you gonna
Speaker 2: have that every day? What happened to the waffles? The loos?
Speaker 2: Made the whole hallway.
Speaker 8: Smell super good. Now you got some fancy bowl from Costco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just freeze.
Speaker 7: You take it out of the freezer, you let it
Speaker 7: sit for like an hour and a half, and then
Speaker 7: you're here.
Speaker 2: You go, Why can't you eat before the sh hare goes?
Speaker 2: I could? Why didn't you? Are you gonna eat that
Speaker 2: during the segment, he's gonna say mountains. Now during one
Speaker 2: of the commercial.
Speaker 4: Breaks, he's gonna start flipping us like the peace sign. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: here comes.
Speaker 2: I'm having enough. That's good.
Speaker 1: What he does?
Speaker 2: Eat all that plastic? Oh my god? Yeah, good luck
Speaker 2: with oath forever. I'm having enough.
Speaker 4: Look at you, guys, Look at you. Look a little pudgy.
Speaker 4: That's why I got a ZiT and reno of your nose,
Speaker 4: because you're eating the.
Speaker 2: Stuff that's not put micro chip in your potato chap.
Speaker 2: I'm having enough. But I recycle my pants. God, you
Speaker 2: and your stupid ass. Why do you recycle your pants?
Speaker 2: I will say none of that for the record.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you don't say it, but you think it.
Speaker 7: But you can see it. You can see it in
Speaker 7: your beaty little eyes. Uh you got them? No, I
Speaker 7: just I don't know what's good.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like the granola crunch. Ask you
Speaker 2: questions bearable.
Speaker 4: What do you think Grandpa Lambert would think of you
Speaker 4: eating at exactly?
Speaker 2: What did he fight in World War Two? Yes, somebody did.
Speaker 4: You didn't fight the Nazis so you could eat an
Speaker 4: icy bowl?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fighter pilot in World War two. That's my gridson doing.
Speaker 2: What's about? He's having an e bowl and a radio show?
Speaker 4: Do you think grandma kept her stuff away from other
Speaker 4: gentlemen so you could eat an.
Speaker 2: Icy e bowl? That icy evil? Careful, This is the
Speaker 2: worst bowl game I ever been to. This is a trick.
Speaker 7: Unless it's an icy e e bowl, then it's just
Speaker 7: an icy Right, Let's go to the movie theater and
Speaker 7: get an icy.
Speaker 4: He can't eat those got food coloring in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh God, talk to him. Look at any of
Speaker 2: the stumping cath go and get my thumb, And I said, anybol.
Speaker 4: Grandma's your grandma's rolling over in her grave like she
Speaker 4: never did in real life.
Speaker 8: Oh she flipped over in real life too. Wow that
Speaker 8: I can't confront this is.
Speaker 4: I think he bought it.
Speaker 2: My God, such a good bit. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think she bought it doctor fringe rendls.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should. You should leave.
Speaker 4: You're knocked up.
Speaker 8: You should go to Russia. Can't they hear him on
Speaker 8: the phone? So did you go to Costco yesterday and
Speaker 8: buy this? When did you get this last week?
Speaker 2: Are you like me?
Speaker 4: When you decide you want an as I E Bowl
Speaker 4: and you're going to change your life? Do you buy
Speaker 4: about nine of them? Knowing about no? I mean you
Speaker 4: have the like you're gonna eat all of them. This
Speaker 4: is this gonna change your life? And then eventually you
Speaker 4: find five of them in the freezer frozen over like
Speaker 4: the caveman lawyer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I tried to do it like years ago where you
Speaker 7: could buy like the ie packet. Oh god, but it
Speaker 7: was a bastard un freeze and like mix up and
Speaker 7: it was just disaster. You're in some monthly club right
Speaker 7: where they ship you a s ie.
Speaker 2: No, but I would, but I believe you, I would
Speaker 2: eat it all the time. It is as easy as this.
Speaker 7: Imagine telling your grandparents generation what an a sie bowl
Speaker 7: even is.
Speaker 8: They'd say, just go get some strawberries or apples.
Speaker 2: You're weird. Grandpa would say, why aren't you smoking?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Exactly the same promise you made your beloved wife before
Speaker 4: you got married, that.
Speaker 2: I would eat more, No, that you would eat it
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 4: And let me tell you that lasted about three months,
Speaker 4: which is way longer than the as Ie bulls last.
Speaker 2: You bought them in bulk?
Speaker 8: Yeah, how made you get I think nine? What's a
Speaker 8: nine of those costed costo?
Speaker 2: Like nine bucks? Ten bucks? Oh? God? So they're a
Speaker 2: dollar apiece basically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with all due respect, they're very good, are they?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you telling yourself that? No, they are good?
Speaker 8: You're just trying to eat hell? Or what's the deal?
Speaker 8: Is that why you ditch the waffles? No, it's just
Speaker 8: a easier I think, an easier thing.
Speaker 2: Then putting a waffle in a toaster and eating it.
Speaker 2: You put nothing on your.
Speaker 9: Waffles all you You know, I respect you, but you
Speaker 9: know how far away the toaster is?
Speaker 2: Correct, it's all the way down to the end of
Speaker 2: the hall.
Speaker 7: Is that the reason, well, part of it is because
Speaker 7: I put it in the toaster down there, then I
Speaker 7: come back in here do a few things, and then
Speaker 7: sometimes it's in there too long because the toaster won't
Speaker 7: come back up.
Speaker 2: I'm not complaining about the toaster.
Speaker 7: How long does it take to toast a waffle? Three minutes?
Speaker 2: But yeah, three or four? Why can't you just stay
Speaker 2: down there? I don't know.
Speaker 4: See what you did us today?
Speaker 2: I mean, look what you've done. You act like, well,
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 7: To walk all the way down here, I have to
Speaker 7: work for thirty seven minutes, and then sometimes I go
Speaker 7: back and it's burnt.
Speaker 2: I just do a couple of things down there. I
Speaker 2: killed three minutes.
Speaker 4: That you went to Costco yesterday and you didn't think
Speaker 4: about how eating an s I E Bowl would affect us.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 7: And you have to know when you walk in, I
Speaker 7: have an s I E Bowl to start the show,
Speaker 7: we're gonna notice there's no waffle.
Speaker 2: I didn't say a gen. I didn't say.
Speaker 4: Miss you didn't say you were talk it around like
Speaker 4: you gotta set a big fake.
Speaker 2: Moves on you right, You were walking around here like look.
Speaker 10: What I have?
Speaker 7: The Yeah, it was it was definitely like a brand
Speaker 7: new shiny coat, like look what I'm wearing.
Speaker 2: It's we all see what you're carrying. What is it like?
Speaker 2: You didn't do that on purpose? Look of a gun.
Speaker 8: It's the same voice as the guy that's concerned about
Speaker 8: the forever chemicals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7: Are you worried about forever chemicals in that bowl? No?
Speaker 7: I don't worry about those because I have a kinetical
Speaker 7: water treatment system.
Speaker 4: Who decided that it's pronounced f I E?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Come on, it's a kai.
Speaker 7: It does look like I said a kai for so
Speaker 7: long until I finally heard, because that's what it looks like,
Speaker 7: maybe on print, and it's I finally heard somebody say that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, excuse me, it's a what that's an s
Speaker 2: I E berry?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm not having that. Not eating something
Speaker 8: that's pronounced like that. The uh, I want to cheese
Speaker 8: it instead? It's easy. Yeah, the baked please a reduced
Speaker 8: fat aria cafe bit over at the hotel. Yes, they
Speaker 8: had a really good one that was super good. But
Speaker 8: now that restaurant's gone. I used to go over there
Speaker 8: and get that.
Speaker 7: Where's that button from Robert Carroty where he says nobody cares,
Speaker 7: don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: Where hang on?
Speaker 7: Let me where's a Let me get rid of one
Speaker 7: of these that I never use.
Speaker 11: I've got nothing over the world you.
Speaker 2: I would eat McDonald's as well.
Speaker 4: Hey, this is parish. I'm bringing in some McDonald's. Do
Speaker 4: you guys want anything?
Speaker 2: I'll wait for that s I E. You guys are tilting. Guys,
Speaker 2: you made us. I didn't make you do anything.
Speaker 4: Nobody cares one, so you want Yeah.
Speaker 2: You have to know that one. Yeah, don't understand that.
Speaker 2: That's good. It's so good.
Speaker 4: I'll put this one over there too. It's okay, it's
Speaker 4: not good. I guarantee you.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tell me more about your aria s I E. Bowl.
Speaker 2: I would go over there to wear aria. Yeah, early
Speaker 2: in the morning. What would you do there?
Speaker 7: I would get the table for one because it's an
Speaker 7: easy reservation, and I would sit down and I would
Speaker 7: order the I E.
Speaker 2: Bowl.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: It's very good?
Speaker 4: Copy them all?
Speaker 2: I loved it, man. You know, like Howard Stern does
Speaker 2: the like cleaning out his computer bit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we should do that one of these days
Speaker 7: with the button bar and just have the listeners decide
Speaker 7: whether or not these should stay or go.
Speaker 8: Like for example, this used to be a staple. We
Speaker 8: almost never hit this anymore. Do we still need this anyway?
Speaker 2: How is she saying yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: Here's another one from Tommy WISEO. We used to hit
Speaker 7: all the time, never hit it anymore. Do we still
Speaker 7: need this in.
Speaker 10: A few minutes, bitch, yes, last I forgot about it.
Speaker 4: Do you guys remember that one day? I don't remember
Speaker 4: where you were at. It's a long time ago, Corey.
Speaker 4: It might even have been before Zacho. But we started
Speaker 4: off the show one day cleaning up the button bar
Speaker 4: and U. We did that for like forty five minutes,
Speaker 4: and we got yelled at because they accused us of
Speaker 4: having nothing better to.
Speaker 2: Do and nothing prepared on the show. The bosses did yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was Sweatberg. I believe he's like, you
Speaker 2: guys had nothing prepared. Stern does that.
Speaker 8: When Stern does that bit, I love it when he
Speaker 8: basically empties out all the bits that never aired because
Speaker 8: either they weren't good enough, or they ran out of time,
Speaker 8: or you know, one of the.
Speaker 7: Staffers like swore that it was hilarious, but the rest
Speaker 7: of the staff thought it was the dumbest bit they'd
Speaker 7: ever heard.
Speaker 8: But Howard wants to show how bad some of the
Speaker 8: bits are. I love that second makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 8: It's when I first this one. When I first added this.
Speaker 7: One, I thought it was maybe my all time favorite button.
Speaker 7: Anytime you would go on a rant every about thirty seconds,
Speaker 7: I'm like, I just I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2: I would do them in the name of all that
Speaker 2: is done and jacent. No more. I can't get rid
Speaker 2: of that one. No, you cannot.
Speaker 12: You know I've waited years.
Speaker 2: Do you hear somebody say that can't get rid of that? Oh? Man,
Speaker 2: make him be quiet. I haven't used that one in
Speaker 2: a while, have not? These are all directed at me.
Speaker 12: When you talk, I feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: I haven't used that one in a while. Oh, this one.
Speaker 2: I can't get rid of this idea. It's just the
Speaker 2: worst Morgan Freeman. Like, when you talk, you make you
Speaker 2: feel like an idiot. Didn't they need to talk open?
Speaker 12: I feel like you're an idiot. I don't know is
Speaker 12: that Billy Crystal? When you talk, I feel like you're
Speaker 12: an idiot.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is? Should we know who
Speaker 2: that is?
Speaker 12: When you talk, I feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: It's right on the tip of my brain.
Speaker 12: Like when you talk like you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: No, oh, that does sound a lot like.
Speaker 12: When you talk, I feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 8: Just sweet at us at Power Trip Caffeine and tell
Speaker 8: us what that sound b it's from.
Speaker 2: We should all know that that sounds like a voice.
Speaker 2: We should know it definitely does.
Speaker 12: When you talk, I feel like you're.
Speaker 9: H According to I don't this doesn't make sense, but
Speaker 9: it says character.
Speaker 2: That's not Bernie mac No.
Speaker 12: When you talk, I feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: That's definitely not Bernie mack No. Yeah, yeah, it's in
Speaker 2: there somewhere. I'm needing and that's.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I understand. Does Kelly Ebols? No, she does not like them.
Speaker 2: What does she think about you walking around flaunting them?
Speaker 2: She doesn't. She's sick, isn't she? She liked you heard
Speaker 2: that guy? Yeah? You tree hug and hippie. No, I
Speaker 2: like tree though. Did she buy it for you?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 7: Were you?
Speaker 2: Just said no? She put it out?
Speaker 7: Or because I put them in the fridge the night
Speaker 7: before so they aren't as frozen when I get in here.
Speaker 7: And she did that for me last night. She moved
Speaker 7: it from the freezer to the fridge. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 7: I was out doing your work. I was going to say,
Speaker 7: this is like your mom packing your lunch.
Speaker 4: It was. It's a pretty good hint though, that you
Speaker 4: might want to clean it up a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably, it's like her leaving your loofah out. You
Speaker 2: might want to watch that ac of yours. I watched
Speaker 2: my See, Paul, here's your s I E bowl and
Speaker 2: your testosterone and your GLP ones. Have a good day
Speaker 2: at work, honey.
Speaker 4: Make sure you take both those little blue pills.
Speaker 2: I like an ASA. We know I don't want your
Speaker 2: live Okay, alrightp.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you really should take up rock climbing free
Speaker 4: free solo please?
Speaker 2: Oh man? Did you see that guy? What's his name? Alex?
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that because they came up with
Speaker 4: my algorithm too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 7: I don't understand how this happened to because a lot
Speaker 7: of times I say, hey, did you guys see this
Speaker 7: video and sauce like, yeah, I saw that three days ago.
Speaker 7: They're feeding us the same stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on with hassamanaj right, which I didn't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and the guy that does the free solo stuff,
Speaker 7: the guy that just climbed that tower on Netflix or whatever, Right,
Speaker 7: Alex whatever his name is.
Speaker 2: Kendall a little kendleball.
Speaker 7: Basically claims multiple times in his climbing career has dumped
Speaker 7: while hanging with one or two hands.
Speaker 2: From a mountain. Can you imagine sure, because you gotta.
Speaker 4: Go got to evacuate you ice, I e.
Speaker 8: It's you can't, you know, climb down or climb up
Speaker 8: and go to the bathroom, then get back to climbing.
Speaker 2: You're halfway up a mountain. If you fall, you die.
Speaker 7: So Samanaj basically was like, so you've basically done what
Speaker 7: Tom Cruise did in Mission Impossible to hung from the
Speaker 7: side of a cliff with.
Speaker 2: One hand and just dropped it. And he goes, yeah
Speaker 2: a couple of times. Yeah, you have to same. Obviously,
Speaker 2: peeing down your leg is one thing doing that.
Speaker 4: So you can't peet on your leg because it'll free.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good point. And I would assume you
Speaker 8: also don't want your shoes to get wet and slippery.
Speaker 8: You got to avoid your shoes.
Speaker 12: Yeah, man, calie Ma, when you talk, I feel like
Speaker 12: you're an idiot.
Speaker 8: Did we get to the bottom of that one, Zachary,
Speaker 8: I'm working Ai. Nobody tweeted yet somebody has to know.
Speaker 2: I'm checking the tweet.
Speaker 4: It sounds like Billy Crystal to.
Speaker 2: Me, it could be. It does sound like something from
Speaker 2: like City Slickers.
Speaker 9: Nobody in the comments, Come on, people, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: I'm on, Dusty. It's over, isn't it. It might be
Speaker 2: well we have nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 8: No, I mean, if Sauce didn't bring that outside e
Speaker 8: bowl in, or if we didn't clean off the bike bar,
Speaker 8: we would have already been like, what time is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What time is this?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's time for the first segment any and.
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Speaker 11: Tommy's here, Tommy's here here, Oh Tommy, Oh Tommy.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I could go out there and show you
Speaker 2: what I do from my big boy job. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: all exposed out there. Yeah, I'll show it to you guys.
Speaker 7: Care it all you have a little movement from the
Speaker 7: elevator to the studio.
Speaker 2: No, but like, it's cool to see that it's so
Speaker 2: open over there.
Speaker 7: I know, so the what is that? That is the
Speaker 7: east side of the building. Yeah, for the last twenty
Speaker 7: plus years, the performance studio and some of these other
Speaker 7: studios have had shades or blinds or curtains blocking that
Speaker 7: entire view. And now they've knocked down all these walls,
Speaker 7: ripped down all these curtains, and you're like, that was
Speaker 7: the view we could have had for two decades. What
Speaker 7: were we doing? It's so nice, it's so nice, so
Speaker 7: much better.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what they're gonna do it.
Speaker 8: I don't know, look at it. Done it twenty years ago.
Speaker 8: It's fantastic. We were talking. What were we talking about?
Speaker 8: Right before break?
Speaker 7: I'll sell you bulls And then we were trying to
Speaker 7: figure out where that sound bite's from.
Speaker 2: Zack still figuring it out.
Speaker 12: I feel like you're an idiot.
Speaker 8: We loaded it in in twenty eighteen. It might be
Speaker 8: from a news story. Maybe it's not from a movie,
Speaker 8: a TV show.
Speaker 2: The free solo. Of course, that's what you wanted to talk.
Speaker 8: He's ever number three up there, No, with your life
Speaker 8: on the line, he has to.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has to. Nobody that No, I
Speaker 2: don't think he has to. Don't think he has you
Speaker 2: have that much like exhilaration. I don't think he has to, Yes,
Speaker 2: he does. It's like when a tourist caffeine, like after
Speaker 2: the show here I got I don't think.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's not zero percent, but it's very close
Speaker 7: to zero percent.
Speaker 8: I bet he has not during Maybe it's the top
Speaker 8: of the climb where he's like, what if he.
Speaker 2: Did on Netflix?
Speaker 7: Man, well, would be your favorite thing to watch?
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: I love going through all of them? You guys want
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 7: Maybe we should just do that just to piss the
Speaker 7: bosses off. Yeah, so good, we don't. We don't listen
Speaker 7: to them anyway, We really don't got mad.
Speaker 2: Are you really into this? Huh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He loves it. Yeah, like a dollar a bowl according
Speaker 2: to him. Thank you too?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah they're good. Yeah yeah it really ruined the today
Speaker 2: big melt down. That's great though. Yeah yeah here it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, yeah they're yeah, they're fine. Yeah. It's
Speaker 2: like yogurt, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah that's good. I like
Speaker 2: the crunch. I do it kind of like cleans your
Speaker 2: system out, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, you're about twenty more
Speaker 2: of them, but yeah, why don't you climb the mountain
Speaker 2: and see if you dumple you're halfway up? Are you regular? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's extra large. Oh all my insides are feeling better
Speaker 2: from last week.
Speaker 4: If you guys remember, oh yeah we yeah, Well, I
Speaker 4: mean you got all the poisonous, all.
Speaker 2: The candy, yeah, evacuated. Yeah. How was it going home
Speaker 2: to the party with all the candy there?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you know how I try to give it up
Speaker 2: for lent? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I ended up eating it on that the day
Speaker 7: I what about the candy? So you lasted like four days,
Speaker 7: five days till Galentine's Day?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then kind of went through the rollodext of
Speaker 10: stuff I hadn't eaten yet.
Speaker 2: So I'm giving that up. Now? How about the candy?
Speaker 2: A retroactive? A retroactive giving it up? A retroactive length
Speaker 2: give up? Yeah that's so, what do you want now?
Speaker 2: What did you give up? I'm at pizza right now,
Speaker 2: right now, you're pizza, pizza, pizza. Forty days no pizza.
Speaker 2: So we'll see, we'll see how long ago.
Speaker 10: And then at the end, if I just don't do anything,
Speaker 10: I'll be like, well I was trying to be nicer
Speaker 10: than people.
Speaker 4: What was was pizza. Is pizza something you eat a lot?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, not necessarily that you're giving up, just
Speaker 8: like me giving up going for a run.
Speaker 2: I used to give up like pizza candy. I used
Speaker 2: to do three and then I was just knocked down
Speaker 2: to one. Now I just kind of go and see
Speaker 2: what I don't do. You don't go to do?
Speaker 8: You know, obviously I'm not very religious, but I should
Speaker 8: jump in on this as well. For the next forty days,
Speaker 8: I'm going to give up hanging out with friends.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I just got a flash. By the way,
Speaker 4: is it the gentleman who just passed away?
Speaker 9: I don't know who this is actually, but you found it.
Speaker 9: I did find it, and it is that show I
Speaker 9: was talking about, all right.
Speaker 2: I was telling you about The break.
Speaker 9: Uh alex Ink starring Zach Braff. I don't think it
Speaker 9: lasted long what, never even heard of it?
Speaker 12: But I don't know do you? I feel like you're an.
Speaker 7: It's that guy, Oh, the guy from the Sopranos. Let's see,
Speaker 7: Oh whoever that guy is that? Yeah, Michael Imperial, Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's sure.
Speaker 2: That's it. How do you guys? I've never seen that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, so you listen to it.
Speaker 9: It's a network it was a network TV show for
Speaker 9: about a season.
Speaker 2: That could be me then?
Speaker 8: Could it have been one of those things where like
Speaker 8: the prep Service gave us drops that we and you
Speaker 8: just thought it was perfect and we never watched it.
Speaker 2: Could be it does, and so it's probably terrible, Darry,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with Zach Broth? Do you like Zach Brath?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I do. He loves os I e bowls. Oh, then
Speaker 2: he's fine. But what about don't you like Garden State
Speaker 2: the movie? I do not, No one of those.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it.
Speaker 4: Did you lose that one?
Speaker 2: If you know what I mean? No, I just don't
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 7: When it first came out, seam Bear was obsessed with it,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, this is not good. And he watched
Speaker 7: it religiously like every day. I'm like, buddy, that movie sucks.
Speaker 7: You gotta stop watching it. He loves it, so I
Speaker 7: despise it. So you hate Zach Brath?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Why don't know? Trying Scrubs looks like I've never seen it,
Speaker 2: looks terrible.
Speaker 4: He lost that one?
Speaker 2: I did? I did him?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I just think Zach Brath sucks. Worry about it.
Speaker 2: We get it, we get it.
Speaker 4: There's certain things I can't either.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 10: I know, Papa, he's married to that girl that was
Speaker 10: in that scary way.
Speaker 2: I don't even know to figure it out. Scary movie.
Speaker 10: That's scary movie that came out with Harry Styles recently,
Speaker 10: and they all lived in it looked like they all
Speaker 10: lived in like the same type of home. And then
Speaker 10: we realized like they all like.
Speaker 2: Tricked them into sleeping down there.
Speaker 7: Remember this, Oh yeah, oh Midsummer very similar to.
Speaker 10: Both those, but there was like a new one that
Speaker 10: came out, and Harry Styles was a husband in it.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, Darling, that's the one.
Speaker 10: The girl in that that was quick whatever that was,
Speaker 10: whatever girl that is, I think it is Florence, I think.
Speaker 2: Anymore. Oh perfect, that's great, awesome.
Speaker 10: I like Florence Pugh, and like Sabrina Carpenter and then
Speaker 10: Hayden Patinier.
Speaker 2: They all looks you're talking about.
Speaker 8: They all look about two feet all to beetlejuice towers
Speaker 8: over most of them.
Speaker 2: Lawrence pu Hey, if you guys heard that new think
Speaker 2: about beat. It's the juice the whole time.
Speaker 13: There's no chance it could be said there's no chance,
Speaker 13: but there's like this huge theory that Beats all been
Speaker 13: made up. Then he's like totally normal and like there's
Speaker 13: no way, no way, I know there's a huge theory
Speaker 13: online I would do I went down a bad rabbit
Speaker 13: hole about it.
Speaker 8: The other way, if if Beetlejuice on and off, the
Speaker 8: air of Howard Stern has all been just a roost,
Speaker 8: it's a bit. Yeah, it's the greatest prestige long play
Speaker 8: of all time because it looks like it's twenty four
Speaker 8: hours a day that he stays in character. There's no
Speaker 8: way that Fred, You're good, Yeah, no kidding, right, I
Speaker 8: mean it's it's that's just wrong.
Speaker 2: It's got to be internet. Yeah, it's it's wrong. And
Speaker 2: I love Beat.
Speaker 8: If not, I mean, I don't think Beat's ever been
Speaker 8: in a movie outside of Private Parts. But if that,
Speaker 8: even though that's out on film, give him all the
Speaker 8: Academy Awards, because then it's the greatest acting job I've
Speaker 8: ever seen.
Speaker 2: How is that movie? Is it good? Is it worth
Speaker 2: a watch?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Outstandings?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, yeah, you get to see you know how
Speaker 8: he became Howard?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that?
Speaker 7: I love Howard I assume it's like ninety five percent accurate.
Speaker 2: Sure, they took some liberties a little bit cool.
Speaker 8: It's essentially his story from small time radio to the
Speaker 8: top of the pile.
Speaker 2: What do you think you make a movie?
Speaker 7: You guys make a movie. Sauce wants to make it
Speaker 7: about the I E. Bowl Trade? Yeah, what do you
Speaker 7: think Private Parts is? On the good old Rotten It
Speaker 7: was well received. I bet it's like in the seventies, yes,
Speaker 7: seventy five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, really, Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's very good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's outstanding. I can't believe I haven't seen it, Thomas, No,
Speaker 2: do you know what it's I'll find it. I'll find
Speaker 2: it this weekend.
Speaker 8: Like where it's streams. Yeah, it's a good question. I
Speaker 8: don't think I've ever seen it on.
Speaker 2: Anywhere.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's definitely my it has it? Is it?
Speaker 9: It's Amazon? You can find it anywhere? Yeah, would an
Speaker 9: Amazon be Let's see if it's on a Prime video?
Speaker 2: Prime Video? There you go? Okay, rent? Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: gonna say Prime's got everything, but you got to buy
Speaker 2: a rent.
Speaker 8: Hold on for Since we're talking TV quickly and Prime
Speaker 8: and whatnot, your thoughts on the season finale of A
Speaker 8: Night of the Seven Kingdom felt.
Speaker 2: Quick to me, quick end. But I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 10: I mean, the fifth episode is one of the best up.
Speaker 2: We've texted about it. It's a I want to put
Speaker 2: it on. I might put on my Mount rushmore of
Speaker 2: time thrown episodes. It's in that conversation it is, it's
Speaker 2: like that memory. It was fantastic.
Speaker 10: But what I what I loved yesterday was you guys
Speaker 10: trying to remember, like who's who?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I feel the same way. I like study like lineage trees.
Speaker 10: I believe that stuff, like I just look.
Speaker 4: But it's so cool it is, I agree with you.
Speaker 4: And how does he have all that in his head?
Speaker 2: I don't get it?
Speaker 10: And like he's the one guy that got to ask
Speaker 10: everybody like he's it's just his mastermind.
Speaker 2: But uh, do you guys know the Briann of Tarth relationship,
Speaker 2: the Shield bit? You're talking about the shield So Briann of.
Speaker 10: Tart, you know the really girl that amazons that almost
Speaker 10: beats the hound? Uh that dunk in the tall?
Speaker 2: Is her grandpa?
Speaker 10: See?
Speaker 4: That would make sense? Is he related to the to
Speaker 4: the the wolf?
Speaker 2: The wolf? What was his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I know it's Briann of Tarth.
Speaker 7: So like, so because somebody online was saying that Dunk's shield,
Speaker 7: she ends up using that symbol or that shield or
Speaker 7: something as well. Yeah, Anthony, yeah, like he might would
Speaker 7: have never caught that if I had.
Speaker 2: So he's the grandpa.
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting, I'm obsessed now. So I started re listening
Speaker 4: to the book you know that Egg and Dunk, and
Speaker 4: I started Game of Thrones and watched three episodes.
Speaker 2: Yes nothing, nothing again.
Speaker 10: Now, well, you're gonna realize, like the Barathians are around
Speaker 10: in the first couple episodes and you don't even realize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, completely, you don't even realize them.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, what about last night when uh uh, you weren't
Speaker 4: with me last night?
Speaker 5: So I was.
Speaker 4: Sorry when he talks about the White Walkers for the
Speaker 4: first time. I didn't realize they mentioned that of them
Speaker 4: that early in the in the show.
Speaker 2: Oh, first episode.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I didn't realize that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it. Yeah, it changes everything.
Speaker 10: You don't get it until you go back because you're
Speaker 10: just trying to take so much in and the first
Speaker 10: time you watch it, and like the second, third, fourth, fifth.
Speaker 2: Is just I'm super excited. I'm glad the greatest show
Speaker 2: of all times? Still ye front Page Sports. In a second,
Speaker 2: Tommy Olsen's.
Speaker 8: Here, Ben Lieber later, this is the power to a
Speaker 8: morning show on the fan.
Speaker 4: So I've done some slouthing.
Speaker 2: There's been slouthing happening over here.
Speaker 4: So I found the actual drop in our prep service,
Speaker 4: and the prep service loaded that drop in on October
Speaker 4: first of twenty eighteen. And then I looked back at
Speaker 4: Alex's ink and that show ran in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: So that's it. It's just it's got to be it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just a drop that I loaded down.
Speaker 2: So do we need it? Still?
Speaker 12: When you talk? I feel like you're a need now?
Speaker 2: Should we get rid of it?
Speaker 4: It's part of power Triple?
Speaker 2: Literally, I feel like you guys hit that a lot.
Speaker 7: Do you like the new one that we got Tommy
Speaker 7: from Revenge of the Nerds, which one this bit nobody cares?
Speaker 3: Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean rip Robert Carrody. Yeah. So do you
Speaker 2: guys have to delete stuff? Yeah? No, we just have
Speaker 2: nothing else to talk about. So we're just killing time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what time is it time for?
Speaker 4: You didn't know that I see bowls.
Speaker 10: I just say, what's your number one of all time?
Speaker 10: But drop button bar it's hard, or if you had
Speaker 10: to rank the.
Speaker 2: One of them, it's hard.
Speaker 8: No, I mean it's for me, it's not even close
Speaker 8: to the button that I've personally hit the most times in
Speaker 8: the power art of history is the Christian Bale.
Speaker 2: Oh good, that is coming up on that climbing the charts.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch. Mine is probably amazing.
Speaker 7: Hot rods got yeah, or saying the Beaver, Yeah, I've
Speaker 7: certainly not.
Speaker 4: I don't find a lot of reason to use it,
Speaker 4: but I love a lot of just because it's so.
Speaker 2: Apropos nothing pretty good. Yeah, the whole Rosie page could
Speaker 2: go down. Yeah, you could do a whole segment on them.
Speaker 8: Well, like Zactly has said, there's hundreds and literally hundreds
Speaker 8: of them, to the point where it's like we're running
Speaker 8: out of space and there's just so.
Speaker 2: Many that are just sitting there quietly.
Speaker 8: We don't even know they're there anymore because they're not
Speaker 8: on the actual pages.
Speaker 2: They're just in the archives.
Speaker 9: And we just were talking about this because we're obviously
Speaker 9: we're doing a lot of changes around the station.
Speaker 2: And one of them eventually will be.
Speaker 9: A new system, our new system that runs that Marshol's
Speaker 9: new button bar system, et cetera. And you're going to
Speaker 9: be shocked to find out that there is no easy
Speaker 9: way of importing or exporting.
Speaker 2: So are you kidding?
Speaker 9: There will be a time in which we will be
Speaker 9: tasked with basically downloading or dubbing every single one of
Speaker 9: those here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why were there? Are you nuts?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 2: Like that doesn't work for a show like us. Change
Speaker 2: Oh Boy.
Speaker 4: To something that's harder from something that we are using.
Speaker 4: Why would they do that?
Speaker 9: And if you if you are going to do that,
Speaker 9: I think maybe having you know, it wouldn't be that
Speaker 9: difficult for the people who code the stuff to code
Speaker 9: a way to where you can do a bulk export
Speaker 9: to the new system. But from what I've been told,
Speaker 9: there is none of that, and there's no way to
Speaker 9: do basically it was told to start.
Speaker 4: Now it's time to start raking the beach.
Speaker 2: I mean honestly, but like was.
Speaker 10: In your whole show based on timing like foul, that's
Speaker 10: not an exaggeration.
Speaker 2: Thousands of so music after Oh Boy? It would take forever.
Speaker 2: That's stupid. Now they're going to take away the button
Speaker 2: bar well.
Speaker 9: There will be a button bar, but it just we
Speaker 9: have to scratch download every single Thank god.
Speaker 4: It's like the the lady who owned the Indians in
Speaker 4: the Major League has bought iHeartRadio. What are we trying
Speaker 4: to make us lose so she can sell the whole
Speaker 4: g D thing?
Speaker 2: Oh God for you, my God, my God. Again, maybe
Speaker 2: this is the perfect button.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: See what nobody cares?
Speaker 4: The button is but it's insensitive right now.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen Fury the movie? Yeah, Fury, great man,
Speaker 2: he's talking.
Speaker 10: No, so like the very right now, Like they just
Speaker 10: get shot at by mortars and they're sitting in a
Speaker 10: tank and they barely move and they just go best
Speaker 10: fing job in the world and they just start laughing
Speaker 10: at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's maybink. I just go with that attitude that
Speaker 2: it's like it can't get worse. Somebody called bonus.
Speaker 4: I'm trying real hard to remember that the earth keeps
Speaker 4: spinning and it really doesn't care whether I'm happy or sad,
Speaker 4: so I should just giggle about it all. Then these
Speaker 4: sons of bitches.
Speaker 2: I watch you again for the rest of my whole life.
Speaker 2: Literally on fantastic.
Speaker 4: Literally, they just say, hmm, what can we do to
Speaker 4: make their lives worse? What can we do to make
Speaker 4: it so they can't?
Speaker 2: I know what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 2: That, Sauce.
Speaker 8: None of this would have happened if you just would
Speaker 8: have gone and gotten a waffle and called it a day.
Speaker 2: You had to bring in a sweet ass.
Speaker 5: Bowl.
Speaker 2: Now, I didn't what keep that change the anim last.
Speaker 9: Time we'll hear that we could put Christmas music on
Speaker 9: and do you know do you guys know yesterday?
Speaker 4: Do you know that yesterday? Because I know what we
Speaker 4: have to do now, this is what we've been reduced to.
Speaker 4: When the show ends, it becomes the Summer Olympics. To
Speaker 4: get it to one of the two working recording studios
Speaker 4: so that we can do the work we have to
Speaker 4: do after the show. Well, I funny never thought this
Speaker 4: would happen. Lost a foot race to Sauce to the score.
Speaker 2: Sorry I'm taking it out on you.
Speaker 4: And I lost a foot race to Corey down to
Speaker 4: the Vikings Pride studio down there, So I was forced
Speaker 4: to use one of these sons of bitches here down
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: Right without headphones. Well, I had headphones with one ear.
Speaker 4: Oh perfect, and a computer that would go like this, hey,
Speaker 4: this is hockey.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 4: It kept like defragging itself in the middle of my commercials.
Speaker 4: It took me an hour to do two commercials because
Speaker 4: the damn computer kept shutting itself off. Meanwhile, I had
Speaker 4: people from k you be looking in the studio like, hey,
Speaker 4: you're in my studio, and trust me, I was not
Speaker 4: in the right mood at that point. Right, why do
Speaker 4: you guys forget? And I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2: iHeart radio. We're still trying to make you money. We
Speaker 2: are making you a ton of money.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm just trying to do my job. Don't take
Speaker 4: away my skid steer and then demand I build a hole.
Speaker 8: So you know what that means, right, Yeah, my god,
Speaker 8: what's a skid steer. It's like a backo, like it'll
Speaker 8: plant in and then dig.
Speaker 4: You can't say the word, but thank you for trying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm on your side.
Speaker 4: I know you are. Yeah, I'd like to see you
Speaker 4: play a concert. I feel like a sex worker and
Speaker 4: they keep telling me things I can't put inside me.
Speaker 2: What was the thing from yesterday? Maniac dilator? Dilator? Please
Speaker 2: go to the extras. I get her right, Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 2: thanks Tom.
Speaker 8: Well, that button's going away. We're gonna forget to load
Speaker 8: it in.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what about Rosy laughing, We'll forget to put it
Speaker 7: in there. Do they honestly think for one second I'm
Speaker 7: gonna stay after the show and load in thousands of
Speaker 7: sound bites that I've loaded in for the last.
Speaker 2: Twenty five years. They want us to fail. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do that. I can't.
Speaker 4: I think they want us to fail because, you know what,
Speaker 4: they don't have to give us if we fail, right,
Speaker 4: you know what, They've made it harder for us to
Speaker 4: attain sure, they made it almost impossible, and now they're
Speaker 4: taking away everything that makes our show good. You wait
Speaker 4: and see, they're gonna say one day we're gonna walk in.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, you gotta do the show without microphones.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be well, like, that's physically impossible, sir, Yeah,
Speaker 4: well figure it out. You guys are supposed to be pros.
Speaker 4: Eat my butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, eat his button.
Speaker 8: And by the way, in three or four months, think
Speaker 8: how hard it is going to be for Saucy to
Speaker 8: the show without his precious little Losa e bowl.
Speaker 2: I can't afford that. I can't do it without my
Speaker 2: granola crunch.
Speaker 7: Woh okay, come back to my stupid I'm.
Speaker 2: Trying to make it about you, trying to blame you.
Speaker 2: I don't want your lit I feel again.
Speaker 10: Select all in transport and I doesn't feel like you
Speaker 10: just send them up.
Speaker 2: To the cloud.
Speaker 9: Well, the cloud was not invented when the system that
Speaker 9: we have right now is in there or was was deployed.
Speaker 2: So can't you just select all, throw them to the cloud,
Speaker 2: bring it back down?
Speaker 4: Rosie would let me do his podcast?
Speaker 7: Have you seen our well not failed by December? I
Speaker 7: don't think he talks to you anymore.
Speaker 4: He's out saving the cities.
Speaker 8: No, he's doing common show though. Yeah, he's doing his part.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yesterday they were talking about football, vikings, quarterbacks and stuff.
Speaker 2: I was listening anybody get ripped? That was only half listening.
Speaker 2: Mersh was getting work done right, you know you can
Speaker 2: then on the bod So you were hammering it listening.
Speaker 2: Are you still riding your row machine? No?
Speaker 8: Almost never. That's hard, man, that's a hard workout the peloton.
Speaker 8: But man, the rowing machines are paying the ass. It
Speaker 8: sucks it does suck.
Speaker 2: It's hard. It's it looks so easy.
Speaker 8: You're like, oh, you just sit there and write, pretend row,
Speaker 8: how hard can this be? And after about four minutes
Speaker 8: you're like, just kill.
Speaker 7: Me, right, Even if you're going at an easy it's
Speaker 7: so hard.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It works your back. You can kind of.
Speaker 8: I know it's supposed to be super good for you,
Speaker 8: but man, it's just like I can't. I'm not in
Speaker 8: shape to do that.
Speaker 4: It's hard, man, you know, trying to emulate Kevin Spacey
Speaker 4: and House of Cards.
Speaker 2: I get it. Oh yeah, Jesus, I forgot about that.
Speaker 10: Should we all like so whatever it might be coming
Speaker 10: up in November, right or wherever? Should we all like
Speaker 10: try to get really jacked up for that.
Speaker 2: Takes we go to like the pool or the pools
Speaker 2: won't be open.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna spend all my time trying to get jacked something.
Speaker 7: But Tommy, if you want to just find a room
Speaker 7: to all take our shirts off, that's fine too.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 2: So fantastic.
Speaker 4: I've been working hard. I want to show you what
Speaker 4: I got going on.
Speaker 10: Yeah, center, But like, but like we should have like
Speaker 10: a pool party that day, right, Ben?
Speaker 2: And stop you start with Ben. Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Anyone else? Anyone else? Or just is he invited?
Speaker 4: You know, we got till November. He's got a lot
Speaker 4: of ice I E.
Speaker 2: Balls.
Speaker 4: He might be ripped by then.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. No, I'll be uh tubby. I agree.
Speaker 2: Oh Tom oh.
Speaker 10: Tom, Hey, thanks for saying French this week.
Speaker 8: Car welcome, You're welcome. That's good, You're welcome. Oh that
Speaker 8: was Front Page Sports. We'll do when we come back.
Speaker 8: We didn't get to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got We got all kinds of audio to
Speaker 4: go over with Ben Lever today, man, all kinds of persisk.
Speaker 4: In fact, there's one there's one soundbody from rob Berzinski
Speaker 4: that I didn't hear Gertsey and Brero discuss. I didn't
Speaker 4: read it in the paper or whatever, you know, and
Speaker 4: I didn't even hear uh pa bring up like make
Speaker 4: a big deal. I think it's a huge deal. One
Speaker 4: thing Rob Razinski said that I don't think anybody's paying
Speaker 4: a country to and I think it might send uh
Speaker 4: uh what's his name Paul over there? Down by another
Speaker 4: I s I E ball and just choke that some
Speaker 4: bitch down Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, also in the next two and a half hours.
Speaker 8: Let's start saying goodbye to some of these buttons that
Speaker 8: we're never going to reload in play.
Speaker 7: Goodbye le, Goodbye buddy, bye bye, goodbye career.
Speaker 4: Goodbye everything. I've spent my adult life trying to build
Speaker 4: no interest in what's going.
Speaker 2: On Catherine our hair? Oh last time we're playing that,
Speaker 2: but more of the power to All right, welcome back.
Speaker 2: So uh, everything's cool. Here we go. Let's Facebook.
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Speaker 8: All right, Tommy, let's let's start with this. Yeah, I
Speaker 8: am I'm not willing to wager. I'm just not no,
Speaker 8: come on. But according to multiple people, I don't follow
Speaker 8: up closely. But according to a couple of Twitter people,
Speaker 8: a couple of people on the old email tonight apparently
Speaker 8: Madam Meadi versus Shsago Lakes. Hell, Yeah, your squad Moda
Speaker 8: Meati versus my squad Chicago Lakes. I think it's Section finals,
Speaker 8: Section finals.
Speaker 2: So the winner of Moda Meadi's Chicago goes to State. Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, Core, how about how about a Caney act?
Speaker 2: Then canne act.
Speaker 10: Or or most lo extra Toast give you a goal
Speaker 10: and a half, So I gotta win by two goals.
Speaker 2: I assume you're the favorite. Correct, we gotta be. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I love how neither one of us have
Speaker 2: done any research. You're like, come on, it's Chisago. We
Speaker 2: gotta be a two goals So two goals is how
Speaker 2: we saucing now usually do it?
Speaker 10: Two goals is a push if I win by one goal?
Speaker 2: The lines too.
Speaker 8: How about we just make it a Caniac and it's
Speaker 8: straight up. I don't even I'm not even asking for goals.
Speaker 8: I believe in my squad caniacts straight up. I have Chicago,
Speaker 8: you have mine.
Speaker 2: You have to go together in Vegas.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, deal, deal, deal Caniac, No slacks or
Speaker 8: toast winning team in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up. But if it's in Vegas, that
Speaker 2: means Dob has to go with let me think about it.
Speaker 7: Or how about mann Ings whoever buys a tap that
Speaker 7: could be well, we got to make that happen. Why
Speaker 7: did it fall apart again?
Speaker 2: This year?
Speaker 8: I found the one that I was available on. Oh
Speaker 8: something like that.
Speaker 2: You know, you had to go to the game. First
Speaker 2: time I've ever bought in season tickets? Oh you did it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a grown up.
Speaker 8: How have you not had season tickets? It seems like
Speaker 8: you go to every game? Yeah, usually you just go
Speaker 8: one at a time.
Speaker 2: Huh, you weasel my hands don't interesting? All right? Well
Speaker 2: either way? Book?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: No, I love straight up Chicago moda meat ice for
Speaker 8: a yep, uh for a caniac in Vegas.
Speaker 2: The next time you and I are both there at
Speaker 2: the same time, any chance you drive to the East
Speaker 2: Side and go to the game with me tonight? Going
Speaker 2: skiing with the kiddo? Zero percent? Don't blame me. It
Speaker 2: sounds way better. Anyways. We have cheese curves there, so good.
Speaker 2: Then that's sad.
Speaker 8: Like I'm gonna go ski with my daughter tonight. It's
Speaker 8: gonna be awesome. It's gonna be perfect weather, and I
Speaker 8: should be.
Speaker 2: Excited for that. All I can think about is in
Speaker 2: about twelve hours, I'm having cheese curse. So take that.
Speaker 7: You're tell them what should I not have?
Speaker 2: Cheese?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, man. The Wild.
Speaker 7: They're back at it tonight at Colorado at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: The Wild.
Speaker 8: They're now third in the Western Conference because both Colorado,
Speaker 8: who's already ahead of US one, and Dallas won as well.
Speaker 8: So in the Western Conference, the Colorado Avalanche have eighty
Speaker 8: five points, Dallas has seventy nine, and the Wild have
Speaker 8: seventy eight. Because the Avs won four to two over
Speaker 8: the Mammoth, all six goals scored in the second period,
Speaker 8: and then Dallas beat the Kraken four to one. Dallas
Speaker 8: has won seven straight, so I know the Wild of
Speaker 8: one five straight. They haven't played since feb fourth, so
Speaker 8: I think we all forget that they technically have a
Speaker 8: five game winning streak. But Dallas has now won seven
Speaker 8: straight hockey games.
Speaker 2: Did they have about twenty to thirty games left? Just
Speaker 2: like basketball? YEP, somewhere in that RANGEEP.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we're like in it, Yeah, we're right, Oh
Speaker 7: yeahs are good.
Speaker 2: And the trade deadline I think is Oh, are we
Speaker 2: selling out to do something? The trade does a week
Speaker 2: from tomorrow. We'll see I been good morning, Ben, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. Who are we talking about? We're making big trade?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 8: The Wild still have rumors of swinging big. But we'll
Speaker 8: see the Wild.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't have a lot of assets, but people
Speaker 7: still think Billy G's got something up his sleeve.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 14: God, that's exciting. It is done with the whole Hughesy thing.
Speaker 2: You never know. God, it'd be cool.
Speaker 8: Both of our teams are gonna be good in playoffs,
Speaker 8: I think. So would you rather have the Wolves gun
Speaker 8: to your head? I mean we'll go further about the
Speaker 8: gun to his head? Sorry, yeah, you mean who would I?
Speaker 8: Who would I want.
Speaker 2: To finger gun to your head? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean, I like, I'm on basketball guy, So I
Speaker 8: would rather have the Wolves win. But man, I love
Speaker 8: playoff hockey so much. It's so fun. So a Wild
Speaker 8: deep run would be outstanding. Do you think the parade
Speaker 8: would go.
Speaker 2: From here to Saint Paul for the for the Wild?
Speaker 2: Or probably yea? God imagine cover in that live get
Speaker 2: out of the fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean the coolest one I was just going
Speaker 8: through the rolodex of the teams in my head, and
Speaker 8: then I just forgot we're having Ryan Jefferson in like
Speaker 8: thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I forgot hell yeah from Florida. Oh. I was trying
Speaker 2: to put the twins in my head, Like where would
Speaker 2: I put the twins? Yeah? And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's right, we're talking to Ryan in like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Good dude.
Speaker 14: You know the worst thing about playoff basketball and playoff hockey,
Speaker 14: it goes all the way to June.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, they take It's like, you know, it's it's super exciting,
Speaker 14: but like it's kind of exhausting, Like, can we just
Speaker 14: get this thing going and get this thing over with plays?
Speaker 14: Like we get to the NBA Final and can we
Speaker 14: get to the Stanley Cup please? At least didn't you
Speaker 14: guys start like a year ago.
Speaker 7: Or you could do what a lot of people do,
Speaker 7: which is check out the other ten months and then
Speaker 7: just lock in for those two months, right, because the
Speaker 7: NBA playoffs, when they're trying really hard, is pretty fun.
Speaker 2: I would have hockey's ten out of ten. Yeah.
Speaker 7: If the NBA file, sorry Hawk, If the NBA Finals
Speaker 7: goes seven games games, it will end June nineteenth.
Speaker 14: Gross, Yeah, that's just yeah, it's too long.
Speaker 2: It's like the fourth of July, June nineteen. God, that's
Speaker 2: so far.
Speaker 7: But the draft is the week after, which Hawk does
Speaker 7: love he loves the NBA Draft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet on it instead.
Speaker 7: June nineteenth, that's four.
Speaker 2: Months from now. Yeah, no, thanks. How many season tickets
Speaker 2: did you get? Just too? Just too? Yeah? So who's
Speaker 2: the other one? Me and says, oh you and what
Speaker 2: about go for football season tickets? I was really proud
Speaker 2: of myself. Man. I felt like a grown up. Yeah cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't think a guy like you needed to buy tickets.
Speaker 2: I mean so it was more like supporting. Right.
Speaker 10: It's like all alumni, you're one text away from getting
Speaker 10: in for free. Like every alumni has that, and uh,
Speaker 10: I've been doing that.
Speaker 2: The last five years. I was just like, I want to,
Speaker 2: you know, give what happens. What happens about? How do
Speaker 2: you sit next to schmoll or big Ed. It's more
Speaker 2: or less just to get in.
Speaker 10: I probably won't sit in them at all the whole season,
Speaker 10: because that that's walk and talk.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, you guys, come to a game
Speaker 2: with me, I'll show you the best time in your life.
Speaker 2: I believe standing in the end zone and have like
Speaker 2: the best game ever. So that that's where my seats are,
Speaker 2: like right there, do you know the open end zone is?
Speaker 2: Of course, that's cool, dude. And then yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: know where the open side is? Yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's your bar. So then yeah, so then you
Speaker 2: got drinks right there.
Speaker 10: But then you're part of the m clubs, like the
Speaker 10: alumni thing and you can get like hard liquor in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic, that's great, good for you. It works so great. No,
Speaker 2: it's super fun. It's a beautiful fall day there is
Speaker 2: pretty pretty hard hard to be It's September day there
Speaker 2: where it's like kind of hot. I'll tell you guys
Speaker 2: something off air. October twenty fourth, we play in Iowa.
Speaker 2: I got to tell you guys something interesting. We've got something.
Speaker 8: I've been around that stadium a million times. I've only
Speaker 8: been in it once.
Speaker 7: Or your wedding only time I've ever been inside of
Speaker 7: that stadium. Really yep, heavy cupcakes, Chef Zero, I had donuts.
Speaker 2: I didn't have cupcakes. Did I have a donut at
Speaker 2: your wedding? I don't remember. Probably they're from Cub Cub
Speaker 2: Donuts elite. Very Yeah. We were talking about this earlier
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 8: Almost all of the grocery stores in town have elite
Speaker 8: bakeries now across the board.
Speaker 2: Hard to theseus Jerry's now yet always crowded target, so
Speaker 2: they're all good.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a the Jerry's and Woodbury also owns the
Speaker 10: Jerry or the Cub in Woodbury.
Speaker 2: So they have the same donuts. Oh yeah, I just
Speaker 2: found that out the other day. Bakery. Big day for you,
Speaker 2: Big day, Big day.
Speaker 7: We'll do what really matters after this. Ben Leber is here,
Speaker 7: Tommy Elson is here. We talked to Ryan Jeffers from
Speaker 7: Florida in about thirty minutes.
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Speaker 7: All right, let's start with this. I it's kind of embarrassing, right.
Speaker 2: I do sports talk radio technically, even though we don't
Speaker 2: talk a lot of sports on this show. I never
Speaker 2: watched The Last Dance. Oh right, there's oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I never got through it.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, but it's better than Thrones, right, so true,
Speaker 1: there's no answer, Tommy.
Speaker 7: It's so good. It's unbelievable. So I don't I haven't
Speaker 7: watched a lot of documentaries on Jordan.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I lived through it.
Speaker 8: I loved it, right, Like, I know, that's a bad
Speaker 8: reason to not watch a documentary, because documentaries can still
Speaker 8: be great even it's something you're very familiar with. Don't
Speaker 8: want to be hypocritical. I've definitely seen documentaries on things
Speaker 8: that I've lived through. However, I've never done like a
Speaker 8: deep dive into documentaries about MJ. But I don't think
Speaker 8: I had ever heard this until yesterday. Have you guys
Speaker 8: seen the Black Mamba story in the last twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Yes? Which one Who's the Black Mamba? Kobe?
Speaker 7: Kobe, Kobe. It was supposed to be Michael Jordan. What
Speaker 7: In spring of two thousand and three, Nike was pitching
Speaker 7: the Black Mamba campaign to Michael Jordan when Nike found
Speaker 7: out something that MJ apparently wanted to be secret because
Speaker 7: he was the ultimate competitor, right stare you in the
Speaker 7: eyes and like he's afraid of nothing. He's Michael Jordan,
Speaker 7: well apparently like me and like a lot of other people,
Speaker 7: terrified of snakes. So when they pitched him, we want this,
Speaker 7: this Black Mamba campaign. We're gonna do the shoes, like
Speaker 7: this is gonna be your like, your new identity, and
Speaker 7: this is a three. This is at the end of
Speaker 7: his his basketball career, but you're gonna be Black Mamba.
Speaker 7: And MG is like, scrap the whole thing. I need
Speaker 7: something else. I'm not doing snakes.
Speaker 8: Fast forward, Kobe Bryant sees the movie kill Bill where
Speaker 8: they reference the Black Mamba, loves the movie, then reads
Speaker 8: up on the snake and the attribute to the snake
Speaker 8: and says, quote, this is a perfect description of how.
Speaker 2: I would want my game to be.
Speaker 8: So then Nike's like, well, then we'll just make Kobe
Speaker 8: the Black Mamba because you like kill Bill, you like
Speaker 8: the snake bit, so you're Black Mamba. So Black Mamba
Speaker 8: was supposed to be Michael Jordan yesterday.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 14: It's like it's like naming your your child like Louie
Speaker 14: or something like that, and then and then by the
Speaker 14: time as a teenager're like, there's no other all the
Speaker 14: other names that we thought about, right, it's not it
Speaker 14: doesn't fit.
Speaker 7: Like Louie is the name, right, The only black mom
Speaker 7: is Kobe's. He was supposed to be Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't It wouldn't make sense. I wouldn't like it.
Speaker 10: Who knew Nike had that big a power to like
Speaker 10: full marketing, Like I just thought.
Speaker 2: I thought Black Mama just kind of happened. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that was fully.
Speaker 8: I also thought it was just kind of organically came out.
Speaker 8: I don't remember when it started when. Like to me,
Speaker 8: like in my mind, Kobe's been Black Mamba from day one.
Speaker 8: But if you go back it's like, well, of course
Speaker 8: he wasn't the black mom in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: Right, car. You know what this proves. It just proves
Speaker 2: we all get influenced by everything. It's all the AI
Speaker 2: it is. It's crazy. That's a cool story. I would
Speaker 2: have never known that.
Speaker 8: But I just love that he he didn't want anybody
Speaker 8: to know that he was afraid of snakes, so it's like,
Speaker 8: we can't even Yeah, like they kept it a secret
Speaker 8: of why.
Speaker 2: He wasn't the black Mamba. He didn't want anybody to know.
Speaker 14: You think Matthew did the same thing. Do you think
Speaker 14: he went back and researched honey Badger and was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: I'm totally the honey badger unless he was, Unless he's like, no,
Speaker 14: I don't want badgers.
Speaker 7: Maybe I could never go high eye with a badger.
Speaker 7: But at least that one was organic, right, Because he
Speaker 7: didn't name himself. That was from that viral clip, right,
Speaker 7: that why it went viral.
Speaker 2: Was it not? No?
Speaker 7: I just think they called him that before I think
Speaker 7: he started. I think, if I read it right, because
Speaker 7: he was the guy the Vikings were interested in.
Speaker 2: I think he was called that in high school.
Speaker 7: Really I think so because I always this could be
Speaker 7: one hundred percent wrong when we used to play that button.
Speaker 7: In fact, I can find it quickly that there was
Speaker 7: that viral guy. Yeah, the Honeybatger, it takes what it
Speaker 7: wants like that was a big deal on the internet
Speaker 7: because people thought that that play by play of the
Speaker 7: Honey Badger was so funny. And then when Tyrone Matthew
Speaker 7: was kicking ASCI at LSU, was like, well, he takes
Speaker 7: whatever he wants.
Speaker 2: He just takes the ball.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I thought that was an organic way of saying, well,
Speaker 7: he's basically the honey Badger.
Speaker 2: He just takes the ball whenever he wants it.
Speaker 10: And I thought that he dyed his hair and I
Speaker 10: was like, honey was like yellow, and I swear that's
Speaker 10: what it was.
Speaker 7: When was that video because he he was given the
Speaker 7: he was given the name by the LSU defensive coordinator
Speaker 7: in twenty eleven. Yeah, see then I think that's the
Speaker 7: I think I think I'm right here, but somebody.
Speaker 2: If I'm from the viral clip, maybe.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, he died. Tommy's right.
Speaker 7: He dyed his hair to resemble the patches on a
Speaker 7: honey Badger's back.
Speaker 2: God, he was good. He was so good.
Speaker 10: I don't care, honey Badger, don't give it, just takes
Speaker 10: what it wants.
Speaker 2: He was Domino.
Speaker 10: The Guinness Book of World Records has the most fearless.
Speaker 2: Animal in all of the Animal Kingdom. It really doesn't
Speaker 2: give a sh it, just takes what it wants. What
Speaker 2: really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 4: It was on this date and what year do you
Speaker 4: guys believe? Nike received the patent four waffle soul trainers
Speaker 4: invented in a waffle iron.
Speaker 14: Oh gosh, I remember getting the East Bay waffle track shoes.
Speaker 2: Man was his favorite. Sweet. It was the coolest thing
Speaker 2: in the world, the coolest.
Speaker 4: Wow, I haven't done of that year.
Speaker 2: Sweet ninety four.
Speaker 10: Do you have a picture of him a hogs Daddy
Speaker 10: because I don't even know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Eighty nine?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, Oh my gosh, sixteen.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 4: On February twenty sixth of nineteen seventy four, Nike received
Speaker 4: the US patent first waffle trader running shoes. Nike co
Speaker 4: founder Bill Bauerman invented the now iconic soles and a
Speaker 4: waffle iron over breakfast delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would eat that shoe. You would need waffles
Speaker 2: because you're too busy with your famle before before hear
Speaker 2: Jordan's and just do it.
Speaker 4: Nike was a small sneaker company founded at the University
Speaker 4: of Organ Bill Bowerman and was the coach of the
Speaker 4: Organ track team and Phil Knight, one.
Speaker 2: Of his runners.
Speaker 4: Were unsatisfied with available running footwear, they tinkered with the
Speaker 4: shoes to make them lighter and faster, replacing canvas and
Speaker 4: leather uppers with nylon and adding a distinctive wedged heel.
Speaker 8: No, Tommy, you just mentioned your buying season tickets to
Speaker 8: your bought season needs to help you know sports, a
Speaker 8: team and be a part of the Gopher culture. The
Speaker 8: thing you need to do is do what Phil Knight
Speaker 8: did or what Mark Cuban did is get crazy rich
Speaker 8: and then make an actual impact.
Speaker 2: That would help.
Speaker 8: So you got to come up with something quickly and
Speaker 8: then like, it'll be Tommy Olsen a memorial stadium.
Speaker 2: God, that'd be cool, wouldn't it.
Speaker 14: So happened at Texas Tech with that former football player.
Speaker 14: He's the one that's funding all this stuff at Texas Tech.
Speaker 2: What was he doing? Oil or something? Oil and gas?
Speaker 2: He started his own oil and gas company out of college.
Speaker 14: He was a former player, and so he just unloads everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's billions.
Speaker 2: Man, should be you up here? Hey, what am I
Speaker 2: going to do? Think of something? Man, come up with
Speaker 2: a waffle shoe. Let's go, man, outside of only fans.
Speaker 2: We got some ideas. I got a better idea for you.
Speaker 2: I is shoes, frozen shoes.
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, why are we going outside of only like
Speaker 9: we know that's like the first choice.
Speaker 2: You know, well you all heard my ideas only fans? Yes,
Speaker 2: what is it? I don't remember naked past sets?
Speaker 10: And then you send your team's helmets. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 10: snapping diadohs.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 7: One of the cutest things that's ever happened is off
Speaker 7: the air. Even you sincerely asked us, do you think
Speaker 7: teams would send me merch?
Speaker 2: And we we we.
Speaker 8: As calmly and as politely as possible, said Tommy. There's
Speaker 8: no chance the Carolina Panthers are sending you a helmet
Speaker 8: so you can bend over and do naked past set.
Speaker 10: If they sent like a Miami dolphin's jockstraps, not happening.
Speaker 2: It's not happening. No, they're not doing it? Do you m?
Speaker 14: And since when have you seen a branded jockstrap? Did
Speaker 14: you guys have Gophers jockstraps? Were they like Gopher color?
Speaker 14: Was there an M on your jockstrap?
Speaker 2: I mean no, well on a compression shorts maybe they
Speaker 2: have on.
Speaker 9: This is the idea, though, this is how you're going
Speaker 9: to the Gopher program.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you would just hot and then pass it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then just little Tea's bouncing around. M what are
Speaker 2: you snapping? I'm buying, I'll sign or or I think
Speaker 2: a whole nother line is licensed. Didos. That's a good care.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: So like when they ask for your driver's license.
Speaker 10: Like, uh, Carolina panthers?
Speaker 2: Right? Why the panther?
Speaker 10: Do you guys?
Speaker 2: Have you guys see them?
Speaker 7: You see those wallets where there's a there's a Batman.
Speaker 8: Stencil cutout, so when you push your I D through it,
Speaker 8: your face goes right into the Batman mask.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the lamest thing ever. But I'm like, god, man,
Speaker 7: I'm a douchebag. Do I want one of these? That's
Speaker 7: do I want a Batman wallet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's a great idea.
Speaker 8: I wonder if I get naked and do Passe's if
Speaker 8: somebody from Batman will send me a wallet.
Speaker 9: I like, how I like the license dido idea, Tommy said,
Speaker 9: I think like like he imagined, like a commercial after
Speaker 9: your team wins the championship.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six National Champion Commemorative.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but again, then the problem is the losing team
Speaker 7: has to send all the like the throwaway didoes to
Speaker 7: some third world country.
Speaker 4: You won the championship. Where are you going, Tommy? I'm
Speaker 4: going to sex World.
Speaker 2: Ye, rip to sex World. Rip is right?
Speaker 14: I mean, if you think there's a lot of didos
Speaker 14: being thrown on the field right now, imagine the team.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that, so true?
Speaker 4: Give him ideas.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're just like sexy license lingerie.
Speaker 2: Tommy's like, that's my job to collect all. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: get off, don't don't. I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2: He keeps picking them up and then they disappeared. Tommy
Speaker 2: want his hands tied by his clean up. Yeah.
Speaker 4: God, he really does have great form when he squats.
Speaker 2: Are you guys?
Speaker 10: I think we're onto something truly naked pass setting naked.
Speaker 2: I like, if I needed an OnlyFans, that's what I
Speaker 2: would start with. Kind of go from there. The year
Speaker 2: is twenty to fifty five.
Speaker 7: That go have just won their fourth consecutive national title,
Speaker 7: and somebody from ESPN goes man to think back in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: It all started with a man in a dream.
Speaker 7: His naked past sets change the course of college football history.
Speaker 4: We all thought AI was going to change the world.
Speaker 2: But who knew?
Speaker 7: Who knew past set? Only fans me out here, fanatics nuts.
Speaker 2: Here, hear me out here.
Speaker 10: If I started to get like all my teammates to
Speaker 10: do with me, we could be honest something.
Speaker 14: Yeah, if you got all starting five back, that's what
Speaker 14: I'm talking about, yep, and.
Speaker 2: The guys are all naked doing a pass set. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people would pay for that. You could call it the
Speaker 2: full Monty, but the M and Monty is a Gopher M. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you really want to be compared to your teammates
Speaker 4: when you're doing a No?
Speaker 10: But I mean at this point, it's past the point
Speaker 10: we've all seen each other in the care We're fine.
Speaker 7: Yes, it sounds like it sounds like you're not standing
Speaker 7: facing front anyway, this is what passes from behind.
Speaker 2: I don't even look at myself from the shower film whatever, whatever,
Speaker 2: people want you know, one on one, have you help
Speaker 2: with marketing? Have you floated this to your four teammates?
Speaker 2: Not yet? Eddie and Schmall would be in the calendar.
Speaker 2: One of them is your brother. Would you have would
Speaker 2: you have a QB under center? Oh, I'd call Mitch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on back.
Speaker 14: Match you guys could just do like a full on
Speaker 14: eleven eleven guys, six figures.
Speaker 2: Zag thrown onould you want on the team? Well? I
Speaker 2: six figures isn't enough to change the course of go
Speaker 2: with you, said Lightner, And then that would probably push
Speaker 2: the seven You know how we're talking. He's going to
Speaker 2: have just the filthiest hands.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, let's go full circle. You mentioned the water
Speaker 8: rower earlier. What if it's just a bunch of naked
Speaker 8: dudes in a boat rowing the boat. See, the options
Speaker 8: are endless.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. They used to do the calendar thing. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: row the boat, row the boat, nude calendar. How about
Speaker 2: just how about instead of TikTok, you call it d
Speaker 2: word talk? Yeah, perfect, perfect, well podcast to see Yeah,
Speaker 2: then we can, but we're filming not talk. We can
Speaker 2: we can promote it on our podcasts like that. Although
Speaker 2: only fans girls. Do you know Sophie Rain and all
Speaker 2: those girl He's put so much thinking in there, a
Speaker 2: lot about this is Yeah, that's how it starts, and
Speaker 2: then it grows. Saw who's gonna make the most money?
Speaker 7: Phil Knight, the oil guy from Texas Tech or whatever,
Speaker 7: Tommy Yolsen in.
Speaker 2: His past sets. I'll go with my guy, Tom. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I'm saying. That's a chance.
Speaker 9: It is just it joined. Yeah, you put some samples together.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, just send him to Zach. He'll prove them.
Speaker 8: Speaking of former players that are now filthy rich, Matt
Speaker 8: Ishbia right was at Michigan State, will be a bench
Speaker 8: player from Michigan State. You are correct, and now he's
Speaker 8: richer than hell. He owns the Phoenix Suns, he almost
Speaker 8: owned the Twins, right one of the like a one
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty million dollars home and unlike Michigan. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 8: he's He's now in the news because a day or
Speaker 8: two ago he's saying that the Dunk Contest and the
Speaker 8: three point Contest need all stars, not just random NBA player.
Speaker 8: So he's offering a million dollars to the slam dunk winner.
Speaker 8: And a million dollars to the three point contest winner
Speaker 8: and an additional million to charity in each event. However,
Speaker 8: the league says that does not conform to the existing
Speaker 8: agreement between the players and the NBA and the bonus structure,
Speaker 8: so as of now, it's not possible. But Ishbia says
Speaker 8: he is motivated to find a way to do this because,
Speaker 8: as some people have brought up, I saw, as you
Speaker 8: might have read this, what year do you believe the
Speaker 8: last year was that we had a Slam dunk champion
Speaker 8: be an All Star the year that he won the
Speaker 8: dunk contests?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so so you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: So he's he's he wins a dunk conest, but contest,
Speaker 7: but he was an All Star that year as well,
Speaker 7: not a future.
Speaker 2: All Star, up, past All Star, sophomore, an All.
Speaker 8: Star the year he won the dunk Contest? When was
Speaker 8: the last year that happened?
Speaker 10: Haw?
Speaker 2: Can? I will let you guys guess, go ahead, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 7: Twenty fourteen, I saw you saw twenty twelve. Almost Blake
Speaker 7: Griffin in twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: When do you jump over our super or something? Yeah?
Speaker 7: So fifteen years or something? Yeah, yeah, like, you know,
Speaker 7: we've had Aaron Gordon and Zach Lavine have awesome battles.
Speaker 7: Since it's not like we haven't had a good dunk contest.
Speaker 7: But it's a bunch of up and coming guys or
Speaker 7: no name guys or G league guys.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 8: So I mean Mac McClung was awesome, but g leaguer
Speaker 8: Blake Griffin was the last one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awful. So Matt should be a Scudian. Was
Speaker 2: that against Droight Howard? Don't remember who?
Speaker 7: It was?
Speaker 2: Against a Superman suit on?
Speaker 4: Remember that?
Speaker 2: I think you might be right. So he's saying we
Speaker 2: need the best in.
Speaker 8: These contests, and he's willing to put up money to
Speaker 8: make it cool.
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't know about you, guys, but how
Speaker 14: many more dunks do you need to see?
Speaker 2: Even an all star make that? Let me? I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Ben, here's the problem. Yeah, yeah, come come to mid
Speaker 4: you guys, please stay. This is a really really good point.
Speaker 4: I'm about to make it.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of it.
Speaker 4: Please you guys. Remember the Kenny Chesney story that we
Speaker 4: all know very well. Yeah, of course the dunk contest
Speaker 4: is exactly like that, because there's only so many different
Speaker 4: ways you can have sexual woman.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 9: You know you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: There's many ways you can yes come to completion.
Speaker 4: Makes sense, Please Tommy, I don't need your help, No
Speaker 4: assist needed.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: My point is there's only so many ways you can
Speaker 4: put a ball in a hole.
Speaker 2: So there's I.
Speaker 4: Don't know how you could get any more creative than
Speaker 4: jumping over a car. So what can you do to
Speaker 4: make the dunk contest any better?
Speaker 2: You can't problem.
Speaker 7: Zenith zach Lavine and Aaron Gordon and Mac McClung did
Speaker 7: things we had never seen. But then this year it's
Speaker 7: like that's something we've times normal normal dunk.
Speaker 4: Right, what's the guy who reads your mind? And people
Speaker 4: don't know how you gonna have to do with the
Speaker 4: dunk contest impression. Yeah, he's gonna have to be at
Speaker 4: the half court line and then suddenly be on top
Speaker 4: of the rim.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's actually not that's actually not a bad.
Speaker 14: They have the celebrity basketball game. Yeah, they should lower
Speaker 14: the hoop to like eight and a half feet.
Speaker 7: A backyard dunk contest school on like an eight or
Speaker 7: eight and a half.
Speaker 2: It was the best I.
Speaker 14: Would watch a celebrity in one of these games go
Speaker 14: in the dunk contest with other celebrities.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be offensive. I'm get it out there,
Speaker 4: lower it down to about three feet, and let's have
Speaker 4: some beetlejuice.
Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, I mean, why not. It's already a side show.
Speaker 14: Just make it a whole carnival.
Speaker 10: Let me do it.
Speaker 2: What about naked past?
Speaker 10: What about this is actually a really good idea. You
Speaker 10: have NFL All Stars come play in the basketball game.
Speaker 10: You have NBA all stars go playing it like.
Speaker 7: The NFL would never allow the sick but they're dude.
Speaker 7: But that the French.
Speaker 10: They did like an NFL combat for the NBA all
Speaker 10: exact idea of the biathleon.
Speaker 7: So we have players like Gilbert Arenas do a dunk
Speaker 7: and then shoot somebody.
Speaker 2: Gilbert, they're not Gilbert Great.
Speaker 9: There is a dunk contest right there, Gilbert Gray, Papa God.
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