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Speaker 1: There's a great email about why how could I explain
Speaker 1: how communism is a religion? And courtesy of RFK Junior,
Speaker 1: CNN Dome some commy podcaster, we are going to lay
Speaker 1: all that out in painful detail, hopefully not too painful.
Speaker 1: To open up the show, we'll talk about the well,
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Speaker 1: a little bit of this Iran stuff. We were gonna
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Speaker 1: going on there where the invasion of Spain. Mark Wayne
Speaker 1: Mullen sucks, as well as apparently about every other Oklahoma Republican.
Speaker 1: All that so much more. Medal of Honor Monday, an
Speaker 1: hour from now coming up on the world famous Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's Show. So I wanted to start out. I've done
Speaker 1: this a few times before. Every now and then there's
Speaker 1: one that really gets to me. This is an email.
Speaker 1: The subject of it is it's a religion to the left.
Speaker 1: Please explain, Jesse Imo that means, in my opinion, I
Speaker 1: know what imo means. The best thing you do is
Speaker 1: explain the leftist mindset, because it's so hard for me
Speaker 1: to understand how otherwise normal, successful people can act so crazy.
Speaker 1: But you lose me at quote it's a religion to
Speaker 1: the left. I literally, I know you said that to
Speaker 1: make me mad. Can't wrap my mind around it. I
Speaker 1: didn't grow up religious. I can understand the crazy sports
Speaker 1: fan or I hate my ex wife explanation for crazy behavior,
Speaker 1: but the religious explanation is hard to follow. Can you elucidate, eluciate,
Speaker 1: eluciate whatever he wants me to explain it? Chris, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't understand. I went to community college. His name is Patrick. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a religion. I've said that a million times before.
Speaker 1: It's a religion. Your liberal and Peggy I'm an atheist.
Speaker 1: No she's not. She is religious. The most hardcore Democrats
Speaker 1: you know are religious, deeply, deeply religious. First of all,
Speaker 1: let's understand this, and you need to understand this, not
Speaker 1: just for politics or culture or yourself. You need to
Speaker 1: understand it, period, because it will help you understand how
Speaker 1: the world works. Everyone is religious. Every single human being
Speaker 1: who walks the planet practices a religion. Ah, but he's
Speaker 1: an atheist. Nope, Nope, no he's not not really. Now,
Speaker 1: he may not believe in what you believe in, but
Speaker 1: I promise you cross my heart and hope to die.
Speaker 1: No matter who we're talking about, some Aboriginal tribesmen in
Speaker 1: the outback of Australia, your liberal and pagy everyone in between.
Speaker 1: They have a set of beliefs, a core set of beliefs,
Speaker 1: and they believe this, if they operate within this particular
Speaker 1: moral framework, it will either improve their life here on
Speaker 1: Earth or it will guarantee them a better spot in
Speaker 1: the life that comes afterward. Basically, and I hate to
Speaker 1: describe it like this, but for the sake of simplicity,
Speaker 1: a set of rules, a set of rules. Here in
Speaker 1: the studio, I have rules two. I have two rules,
Speaker 1: show up on time, do a great job. Beyond that,
Speaker 1: they're not They're not like this. If Chris and Corey
Speaker 1: were sitting over there doing shots of vodka the whole time,
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not your dad, I'm not your priest,
Speaker 1: don't be late and do a good job, and they
Speaker 1: understand if you abide by those two rules, you'll be
Speaker 1: here forever, not going anywhere. Those are the two rules,
Speaker 1: your work, your whatever. Here. Just tell me the rules.
Speaker 1: What do I have to do? Here's ten of them,
Speaker 1: here's one hundred of them, here's two of them. What
Speaker 1: are the rules? And if I do beep beep, beep beep,
Speaker 1: then good things will come from that. That is not
Speaker 1: how I operate, or Chris operates, or Corey operates. That's
Speaker 1: how every human being on earth operates, because we were
Speaker 1: created with that. There is no such thing as a
Speaker 1: non religious person, even if you think you are, so,
Speaker 1: let me ask you, maybe that is you? Do you
Speaker 1: think you are not religious? Okay? Why don't you kill people?
Speaker 1: Is it just the prison time? Is that the only reason?
Speaker 1: If I could give you a get out of jail
Speaker 1: free card, a James Bond licensed to kill, would you
Speaker 1: go shoot your neighbor in the face for letting his
Speaker 1: dog poop in your yarn? Why wouldn't you? Why? Because
Speaker 1: somewhere along the way, someone parents coach who knows told
Speaker 1: you that murdering people is wrong, and you follow that rule.
Speaker 1: Now to the communists, I'm gonna play something for you.
Speaker 1: RFK Junior did a great job. He went on CNN
Speaker 1: this weekend, Dana Bash with CNN. You know who Dana
Speaker 1: Bash is, that blonde commy. Dana Bash was caught as
Speaker 1: red handed as you can possibly get. Because remember those
Speaker 1: that faucy diary they're calling it that got released. Dana
Speaker 1: Bash was in there. She was in there coordinating with him.
Speaker 1: Caught red handed. Okay, RFK Junior goes on CNN, did
Speaker 1: a marvelous job. I want you to listen to this conversation. Yes,
Speaker 1: RFK Junior does a great job, but I really want
Speaker 1: you to listen to Dana Bash and the things that
Speaker 1: come out of her mouth.
Speaker 2: Do you see your job as ending vaccine hesidency or
Speaker 2: do you see your job as.
Speaker 1: Telling the truth?
Speaker 3: I see my job as telling the truth, and the
Speaker 3: truth is that there is is study after study after study.
Speaker 3: It's one of the most study things out there, and
Speaker 3: science and it is different.
Speaker 1: Like a parrot. So I actually read the science, but
Speaker 1: you don't want to. You don't want to hear debate.
Speaker 3: So I'm not debating this view, of course, you know,
Speaker 3: because I'm not sating.
Speaker 2: How to do is repeat things that people told you
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: Trust the experts. That's what you do it during COVID.
Speaker 1: Now we know that any trust the experts. There are studies.
Speaker 1: Trust the experts. Well, how does that make her religious? Okay?
Speaker 1: Remember I said there are rules for a communist like
Speaker 1: Dana Bash. Rules are constantly being updated, and she is
Speaker 1: constantly being handed a list of whatever the rules are,
Speaker 1: and she will not question them. She's not going to
Speaker 1: interrogate anybody who hands her those rules because she believes
Speaker 1: in her heart of hearts that if she follows whatever
Speaker 1: new set of rules there are, that will mean better
Speaker 1: things for her in this life or the next. Therefore,
Speaker 1: if you handed Dana Bash some talking points that said
Speaker 1: something insane like, uh, fish is delicious, then Dana Bash
Speaker 1: would go on CNN tonight knowing it's an outright lie,
Speaker 1: and she would shout from the rooftops, fish is delicious,
Speaker 1: Fish is delicious, Fish is delicious. She doesn't need anything deeper.
Speaker 1: Her priest handed her these rules and she is going
Speaker 1: to follow them. You want another example. I know you
Speaker 1: don't know who this is because she's part of the WNBA,
Speaker 1: but her name is Stephanie White. She's apparently the head
Speaker 1: coach of something called I want to read this the
Speaker 1: Indiana Fever. I'm guessing that's a Team Corey. Is hat
Speaker 1: a Team Corey? You don't gamble on WNBA games, right?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're such a degenerate you gamble on anyway.
Speaker 1: This is Stephanie White with the fever. You are not
Speaker 1: hearing a pro tranny person. You are hearing a deeply
Speaker 1: religious person who has been handed the rules and so
Speaker 1: here she is.
Speaker 4: What is your stance on athletes as biological male participing
Speaker 4: women's sports?
Speaker 1: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I don't know that I would say
Speaker 5: that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I don't
Speaker 5: ever believe that exclusion is an answer.
Speaker 6: I just don't.
Speaker 5: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 5: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 5: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 5: enough at the different levels. I know growing up, I
Speaker 5: played with.
Speaker 7: The boys all the time.
Speaker 1: She's religious. Do you think she'd want to go out
Speaker 1: there and play a pickup game with a two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty pound man who wanted to play rough Do
Speaker 1: you think she'd want to play rugby run track against
Speaker 1: a man? Do you think she genuinely is an educated
Speaker 1: like she said, of course, none of those things are true.
Speaker 1: She knows what a man is, she knows what a
Speaker 1: woman is. She understands full well you can't change the
Speaker 1: sex God made you with. But her religion has rules,
Speaker 1: you see, and if you want to, in a weird way,
Speaker 1: get to have it's going to require you to follow
Speaker 1: said rules. That brings us to this part. What's the
Speaker 1: enforcement mechanism? Why doesn't she just come out and say, well, boys, Look,
Speaker 1: boys can't become girls. Girls can't become boys. Why not
Speaker 1: just say that? What doesn't Dana Bash just come out
Speaker 1: and say, hey, I screwed up, all right, I was wrong,
Speaker 1: you were right? Why not just say it? We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Fantastic Monday, almost the Medal of Honor Monday, I
Speaker 1: mean kind of. I guess it's forty five minutes from
Speaker 1: now whatever. Everybody's almost as relative. Now back to the
Speaker 1: communism is a religion thing. I already talked about how
Speaker 1: it's a set of rules like every other religion. Here's
Speaker 1: the set of rules. Do this, don't do that? Be
Speaker 1: beep beep. If you do, then whatever, pick your thing,
Speaker 1: this good thing will come of it. And I already
Speaker 1: said everyone is religion religion. There is no such thing
Speaker 1: as a non religious person. It does not exist on
Speaker 1: this planet. Cannot exist because we're made to worship something. Right.
Speaker 1: So for the Dana Bashes of the world, well, trust
Speaker 1: the science, all the studies. And she, I mean she
Speaker 1: never never even read any studies. Again, listen to this.
Speaker 1: Do you think how many studies do you think Dana
Speaker 1: Bash read?
Speaker 2: Do you see your job as ending vaccine hesdency or
Speaker 2: do you see your job as telling the.
Speaker 3: Truth of the American I see my job as telling
Speaker 3: the truth. And the truth is that there is is
Speaker 3: study after study after study. It's one of the most
Speaker 3: study things out there, and science and it is different.
Speaker 1: You're like a parrot.
Speaker 2: So I actually read the science, but you don't want
Speaker 2: you don't want to hear and debate.
Speaker 3: So I'm not debating this view.
Speaker 1: Of course you want to know.
Speaker 2: Because I'm to do is repeat things that people told
Speaker 2: you and say trust the experts.
Speaker 1: That's what you do.
Speaker 2: During COVID now we know that Anthony Fauci, who was
Speaker 2: the expert, was lying about everything about massive about the
Speaker 2: social distancing, about natural immunity, about the transmission from the vaccine,
Speaker 2: about the source of COVID. He was lying, and you
Speaker 2: were punishing people for not trusting the experts. And now
Speaker 2: you're rolling out the experts again and talk about something
Speaker 2: that you have no personal knowledge of.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, So what is the enforcement mechanism? Well, a
Speaker 1: lot of religions they have this in common. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say all because I'm most definitely not an
Speaker 1: expert on probably any religion, but I'm yeah, I sure
Speaker 1: won't call myself an expert on every religion. But fear
Speaker 1: it's not just a carrot system where say this, follow this,
Speaker 1: and this will get better for you. It's not that
Speaker 1: there is in my experience from what I've said, seeing
Speaker 1: almost always a stick component to it. Follow this and
Speaker 1: this will get better. Don't ef I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: be you. Fear is a critical one for my own
Speaker 1: for Christianity, follow this, go to heaven, don't burn in
Speaker 1: hell for the rest of eternity. That's quite how much
Speaker 1: more motivation do you need? Right? Carre it and stick.
Speaker 1: Here's dome. Now when she says this, you're going to
Speaker 1: roll your eyes and you're going to talk about how
Speaker 1: ridiculous it is. They can't prove that, so on and
Speaker 1: so forth. So that's a fact. But remember this for
Speaker 1: the religious sell it. They need to hear the pastor.
Speaker 1: They have to hear the pastor giving them a swat
Speaker 1: on the end on Sunday every now and then, what
Speaker 1: are the steaks, Dome? What happens if the communist revolution fails.
Speaker 6: It's so unbelievable that they got rid of usaid. And
Speaker 6: you saw the recent numbers. As many as what is
Speaker 6: six hundred, seven hundred thousand people have died because of
Speaker 6: withdrawing American aid for humanitarian purposes.
Speaker 1: Six or seven hundred thousand people have died because we
Speaker 1: cut off your money and my money flowing to Africa
Speaker 1: and the Philippines and every other corner on the Latin
Speaker 1: America to go fun tranny turtles and whatever it is,
Speaker 1: six seven hundred. It's laughable, of course, it's laughable. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's laughable. But your liber went, Peggy. You know what
Speaker 1: she's doing right now, right now, she just popped her
Speaker 1: tense xen x of the day. She sat down in
Speaker 1: front of her computer, and you know what she's doing.
Speaker 1: She's going to her local government's website page. And she's
Speaker 1: finding out when the next school board meeting is, and
Speaker 1: she's finding out when the next committee to do who
Speaker 1: anything is It could be the parks committee when everything else.
Speaker 1: And not only is she finding it out, she is
Speaker 1: writing it down. And she's going to find out when
Speaker 1: the next anti Trump rally is. And there's an anti
Speaker 1: immigration rally in town and I have to go to that,
Speaker 1: and you know what she's going to be at all
Speaker 1: of it. She's probably creating a print out for her
Speaker 1: friends so she can distribute it. And do you know
Speaker 1: why she is doing all that? Because God late does
Speaker 1: she want to get to heaven. She's trying to save
Speaker 1: six or seven hundred thousand lives. Those are the stakes
Speaker 1: of the game. Sound familiar. Every single person is religious.
Speaker 1: And here is the incredibly sad part of it. If
Speaker 1: you choose the wrong one, it can kill you, It
Speaker 1: can eat you alive. Think about how many people throughout
Speaker 1: history have chosen the wrong one and it ended up
Speaker 1: completely destroying themselves and their families. I've told young people
Speaker 1: this many times before. Maybe you're young, and so I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this again right now. I'm not telling you
Speaker 1: to become a Republican. There's all kinds of reasons to
Speaker 1: not become a Republican. I'm really not. I'm an anti communist,
Speaker 1: that's what I am. But I am telling you this
Speaker 1: if you choose to go down the left wing path,
Speaker 1: if you choose that, you will be miserable the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. You've never met a happy one. You've
Speaker 1: never seen a happy one, and you never will because
Speaker 1: it's a religion of death and destruction. And guess what,
Speaker 1: I don't care how many rules you follow, it's going
Speaker 1: to eat you too. Do you want an example, Oh,
Speaker 1: I've got an amazing example. I see Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a fantastic, wonderful Monday. We're only thirty minutes away from
Speaker 1: honoring an American hero a medal of honor Monday. So
Speaker 1: back to what we were talking about, if you choose
Speaker 1: to go down the left wing road, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a Democrat, I'm gonna be live, I'm gonna be a communist.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. My friends are doing it, my professor
Speaker 1: is doing it. Ah, my girlfriends are doing it. My
Speaker 1: mom did it, my dad did it. Okay, I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to this. His name Scott Galloway. You
Speaker 1: probably don't know who that is, and that's fine. He's
Speaker 1: a podcaster. He's a comedy podcaster. He was a big
Speaker 1: Zorn Mamdanni fan, big Zorn Mamdannie supporter. Hey, I love
Speaker 1: this communist. Let's get this communist in there. Remember when
Speaker 1: I told you that it was gonna eat you alive.
Speaker 1: The left wing path will end with your instruction, and
Speaker 1: it will be other left wingers who do it to you.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. And I've been doxed.
Speaker 8: He's been doxed. What tell me?
Speaker 1: So? I don't know if you've heard, but mey or mom.
Speaker 8: Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that
Speaker 8: might be eligible for his piedotary attack. I came out
Speaker 8: in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's
Speaker 8: taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turning
Speaker 8: it into a wanted poster. And the question I would
Speaker 8: have is other than trying to identify and imply these
Speaker 8: people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after
Speaker 8: a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and then
Speaker 8: publish the list. What is the upside here? Why is
Speaker 8: he doing this?
Speaker 1: Here's the dark part about it. That priest who hands
Speaker 1: you that list of rules gonna kill you one day.
Speaker 1: And then by the way, that priest in turn, he'll
Speaker 1: also be killed one day. When you read the stories
Speaker 1: of communist countries, and we've talked about it so many times,
Speaker 1: do innocent people die? Yeah, they die and droves and
Speaker 1: it's terrible and it's sad. But one thing, and I
Speaker 1: did not expect this when I really started digging into
Speaker 1: communism years ago and reading about the history of it,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't realize this part of it. Communists
Speaker 1: get butchered by the million, themselves, butchered the most committed,
Speaker 1: followed every rule, did everything right. You don't understand. I've
Speaker 1: been I've been part of the revolution. All religions are
Speaker 1: not the same. Communism is of the devil and it
Speaker 1: will spare nobody. It is the one thing, and it's
Speaker 1: because I'm a bad person. It is the one thing
Speaker 1: that gives me some level of comfort, you know. Larry Fink,
Speaker 1: head of Larry Fink's Head of Black Rock, and you
Speaker 1: know what we were talking about. The priest is going
Speaker 1: to hand out these rules. Larry Fink big probably the
Speaker 1: most powerful financial guy, at least one of them in
Speaker 1: the world, certainly in the United States of America. To
Speaker 1: be head of black Rock is to command like twenty
Speaker 1: trillion dollars. It's an unbelievable amount of money. Larry Fink,
Speaker 1: you remember we played this before.
Speaker 9: He said this, Well, behaviors are going to have to change,
Speaker 9: and this is one thing we're asking companies. You have
Speaker 9: to force behaviors, and Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.
Speaker 1: He said that for a lot of reasons. You know.
Speaker 1: One of the reasons, he said that, well, the religion
Speaker 1: demands that you have to fire men and hire women.
Speaker 1: You have to fire white people and hire minorities. You
Speaker 1: have to fire straight people and hire gay people. That's
Speaker 1: what the religion demands. Those are the new rules. And
Speaker 1: Larry Fink super powerful. Larry Fink got into his role
Speaker 1: and has fought like a communist lion and destroyed who
Speaker 1: knows how many careers to make that possible. And he
Speaker 1: did so with the belief that following those rules would
Speaker 1: get him to the promised land one day. But it
Speaker 1: won't even Larry Fink. Poor Scott Golloway, he thought this
Speaker 1: whole millionaire property tax in New York City was going
Speaker 1: to be so great. Screw those millionaires, right, let's go
Speaker 1: get him. Wait a minute, that's my name on a public.
Speaker 4: Less your stance on men are athletes who tests as
Speaker 4: biological male participating women's sports?
Speaker 1: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm I don't know that I would
Speaker 5: say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I
Speaker 5: don't ever believe that exclusion is an answer.
Speaker 7: I just don't.
Speaker 5: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 5: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 5: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 5: enough at the different levels. I know growing up I
Speaker 5: played with the boys.
Speaker 1: That's completely the wrong sound. But I just wanted to
Speaker 1: let it keep going. And I've been doxed.
Speaker 8: He'd been doxed.
Speaker 3: What tell me?
Speaker 1: So? I don't know if you've heard, but mey or mom.
Speaker 8: Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that
Speaker 8: might be eligible for his piedotary attack. I came out
Speaker 8: in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's
Speaker 8: taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turning
Speaker 8: it into a wanted poster. And the question I would
Speaker 8: have is other than trying to identify and imply these
Speaker 8: people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after
Speaker 8: a healthcare CEO was executed in the street, publish the list.
Speaker 8: What is the upside here? Why is he doing this?
Speaker 1: He's doing it because he's a communist. He's a communist priest.
Speaker 1: You were one of the people who put him into power.
Speaker 1: As a priest, he was always going to be a
Speaker 1: priest who believed in butchering people. You just thought that
Speaker 1: he was going to butcher other people. But that's not
Speaker 1: how it works. You ever heard of S twenty one
Speaker 1: prison in Cambodia. Sounds like one of the worst places
Speaker 1: in the history of the world. Very few I forget
Speaker 1: the number, it's seven fourteen. It's something very small. Very
Speaker 1: few people ever lived and came out of it. The
Speaker 1: thousands and thousands and thousands were tortured and butchered in there.
Speaker 1: Very few ever lived. I mean, as soon as you
Speaker 1: got there, they would thoroughly, thoroughly search you to make
Speaker 1: sure you didn't have so much as a set of
Speaker 1: nail clippers on you. Why are they worried about you
Speaker 1: chiseling through the walls or killing your guard with your
Speaker 1: nail clippers. No, they had to take painful steps to
Speaker 1: make sure you didn't have anything on you to kill
Speaker 1: yourself with, because they knew very shortly you would want
Speaker 1: to kill yourself through the torture sessions and being chained
Speaker 1: up and everything else. Do you know how many committed
Speaker 1: communists of the Camere Rouge died in s twenty one
Speaker 1: prison and they thought every one of them, thought that
Speaker 1: they were part of the revolution, that they would be honored.
Speaker 1: Surely there's heaven coming on the other side of it.
Speaker 1: But that's not how it works. One day you find
Speaker 1: yourself chained to the floor, they confiscated your fingernails, and
Speaker 1: you understand that tomorrow after you don't get any sleep.
Speaker 1: If you have a starve to death in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, five fifteen year old communist guards are
Speaker 1: going to peek you up and take you out to
Speaker 1: the countryside where they will beat you to death with sticks.
Speaker 1: So they don't waste money on a bullet. Now, if
Speaker 1: you choose to become a Democrat or a leftist in America,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to be your end. But
Speaker 1: if you think there's a happy ending there for you,
Speaker 1: if you think, if you're devout enough that life's gonna
Speaker 1: work out, great, Oo boy, you got another thing coming.
Speaker 1: All right. Trump said something hilarious. We're gonna talk about that.
Speaker 1: Get to some emails, all that more. Hang on, It's
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Remember you
Speaker 1: can email the show your love, your hate, your death threats.
Speaker 1: I will get to a lot of those the nights.
Speaker 1: They are so good. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that hilarious thing, said that that
Speaker 1: was long and that was heavy, so I thought we
Speaker 1: should maybe maybe take a quick break and focus on
Speaker 1: something wonderful. I don't know if you have heard, but
Speaker 1: there is now a women's professional baseball league. I'm not
Speaker 1: obviously gonna watch. I'm not gonna be a fan, but
Speaker 1: but I think that's a good thing. And they had
Speaker 1: an opening day and at the very first an anthem
Speaker 1: to open up the very first game, and I thought,
Speaker 1: in the interest of feeling good and patriotism, maybe we
Speaker 1: should pause, walk away from politics for a minute and
Speaker 1: just enjoy these marvelous voice Oh can you see bye.
Speaker 2: Bye?
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Speaker 1: sure you're in a walk the rocks drive sand Rid
Speaker 1: to the path side or the red sweet Bosh, We're
Speaker 1: so girl, the stream means and the Rocky.
Speaker 6: The bobs bursty game rule through the night.
Speaker 1: The land was still still there?
Speaker 7: Oh same does sast thaingle bed.
Speaker 1: Everybody? Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: Or the land on the bree and.
Speaker 1: The home of the b playball, That's all I have
Speaker 1: to say. Playball. That reminds me. I ever tell you
Speaker 1: about the worst trouble I ever got in in church?
Speaker 1: All right, never mind second worst trouble I ever got
Speaker 1: in in church the first. I'm a little fuzzy on
Speaker 1: the details. When I was a kid, I got paddled.
Speaker 1: This was back in the spanking era. I realized this
Speaker 1: new era that's super controversial. Some do some don't. You
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, raise your kid whatever you want.
Speaker 1: But in my era, you got spanked. Sometimes it was
Speaker 1: with hand, sometimes it was with a switch belt paddle. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't know about the belt. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they ever used the belt on me. Probably, but paddle
Speaker 1: of some kind. So we were going to church in Toronto, Ohio.
Speaker 1: Now I'm young at this time. This is why I'm
Speaker 1: a little fuzzy on the details. I guess I was
Speaker 1: probably pretty unruly in Sunday school or church. I don't
Speaker 1: agree Chris when I say that I was. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: one of the elders of the church gave my mother
Speaker 1: an oak paddle. He handed it to her, and I
Speaker 1: kid you not. He told her, this is to save
Speaker 1: your son from hell. That. No, I couldn't have been
Speaker 1: seven years old, six or seven years old. No, it
Speaker 1: didn't have speed holes, Chris. But here's the thing. It
Speaker 1: also wasn't very wide. Now I only have my childhood
Speaker 1: perspective on it. My mom found it in the attic
Speaker 1: a few years ago and texted me a picture of it.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of the last time I saw it.
Speaker 1: I think it was only two inches maybe three inches wide.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was thin, man, it was super thin.
Speaker 1: My dad never used it. My dad is what was
Speaker 1: so big and strong that he stuck with his cand
Speaker 1: I know he was probably worried about Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hurt you, right, just trying to
Speaker 1: whack a little bit of pain and some opedient India.
Speaker 1: So that's the worst I ever got in trouble in church.
Speaker 1: And I really don't I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: But the second worst time, and it's the singing that
Speaker 1: reminded me of it. We get to Bozeman, Montana, and
Speaker 1: we start going to some new church. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what church it was. Start going to this new church,
Speaker 1: and I don't remember because we left pretty pretty shortly after.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for my parents whatever. We get to this
Speaker 1: new church in Bozeman, Montana after we moved to Montana,
Speaker 1: and you know, you have to behave in church, and
Speaker 1: apparently I google off every now and then. But we
Speaker 1: get to church on Sunday and behind us, right sitting
Speaker 1: right behind us, is this the older lady I was?
Speaker 1: I was a teenage boy. I would guess sixties. Who knows.
Speaker 1: Actually I wasn't even a teenager then, but I would
Speaker 1: guess sixties. Who knows? Older lady? I bet she was
Speaker 1: a singer of some kind back in her time. Back
Speaker 1: in her time, her time had kind of passed or by,
Speaker 1: I will admit. But they start singing the worship songs,
Speaker 1: you know, like you do in church Christ You people
Speaker 1: sing worship songs. Is that part of your thing? A
Speaker 1: little bit? What do you or don't you sing the
Speaker 1: worship songs? What Chris said, it depends on where you go.
Speaker 1: So they do have jew songs, right, like Jewish music
Speaker 1: that you sing along. You don't sing like they do,
Speaker 1: do they not? You can tell me why they don't.
Speaker 1: Where you go? All right? Well, And churches that believe
Speaker 1: in Jesus we do, all right, We start singing worship songs.
Speaker 1: And this lady unashamed, you know, good for her worshiping.
Speaker 1: The Lord is belting and I mean belting out the
Speaker 1: worship songs. She is sitting directly behind us. Oh, Chris,
Speaker 1: this is why I'm telling you the story. It was
Speaker 1: I kid you not. It was a dead ringer.
Speaker 4: For can you see bye bye.
Speaker 1: Sober? Do you have any idea how hard it was
Speaker 1: for a ten year old boy to keep a straight
Speaker 1: face during the worship service with this going on. I
Speaker 1: was not successful. I burst out laughing, and then every
Speaker 1: time she would hit one of those high notes, I
Speaker 1: would absolutely lose it. My father is looking at me
Speaker 1: like he's getting ready to just grab my head and
Speaker 1: twist it right off my body. At some point in time,
Speaker 1: my mom kicks me out and makes me go sit
Speaker 1: in the lobby of church for the rest of the
Speaker 1: church service. And remember this is before a smartphone, so
Speaker 1: it's not like you sat there and played Tetris on
Speaker 1: your phone or something like that. You just had to
Speaker 1: go sit and wait and wonder how bad am I
Speaker 1: going to get it? When church finally gets over. I
Speaker 1: hope the Lord is speaking to him. But that's that
Speaker 1: national anthem. I'm telling you right now, dead ringer for it,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know why we got distracted on that.
Speaker 1: Trump's hilarious working because we have a good relationship with Japan.
Speaker 7: We're very strong, very very strong financially, and they are
Speaker 7: if they have a weekend again and they wanted a
Speaker 7: little bit of help, and we're always there for Japan,
Speaker 7: and Japan's very good to us, with the exception of
Speaker 7: course at Pearl Harbor.
Speaker 1: I love that Trump won't let Pearl Harbor go